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#justice for Billie
rivercule · 2 years
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I simply do not understand the idea that post-series cas would be upset with dean for “letting jack become god”. Cas was the one who was always talking about Jack fulfilling his destiny and bringing paradise, right up until the end. After Jack took Chuck’s powers dean was the one who was like “hey you’re coming back to the bunker right?” and Jack was the one who said “no I’m going to be god now”. It was ultimately Jack’s decision against Dean’s suggestion.
Dean was never a fan of god even just as a concept before he knew there was a god. Cas was always seeking god and a purpose the latter of which he found in being jack’s father but the gods he found were always terrible. Cas had an awful time at the end of his godstiel arc but Cas also has abysmal self worth so I don’t think he would ever even consider Jack would be as much a “failure” as god as cas was. Jack’s the only person I think Cas could accept as Chuck’s replacement and I’m sure the idea that Jack wouldn’t be up to snuff would never cross his mind. He’s been seeking god for his entire endless existence and jack is literally the only person who couldn’t possibly disappoint him. It makes sense as a conclusion to Castiel’s arc that the man he raised would be a better god than Cas’s father.
On the other hand, Dean is and has always been anti god whether in theory (early seasons atheism) or in practice (killing gods for a living) AND he’s got the least amount of faith in Jack and his powers because of Mary. There’s really no reason for him to want there to be a god, let alone for it to be jack. Not putting up a fight when jack became god, if anything, was showing that jack has regained (or finally gained) his trust, but Dean didn’t trust Chuck as god. He didn’t trust Cas as god. There’s no reason for him to trust anyone as god, let alone a young person who has demonstrated less than perfect control of his own powers, let alone infinite cosmic powers (or whatever).
I don’t like Jack as god either but I can’t wrap my head around why the popular dynamic of fics with this premise is like “divorce arc two where cas is mad at Dean for letting his baby become god”. It was jack’s (who isn’t actually a baby) decision and the positions don’t make sense for dean and cas
#also sorry for erasing Sam. I can’t even remember sam and Jack’s dynamic from s15 I’m not sure they talked#but I could see him taking the middle road since he wants there to be a loving god in the universe but also understands what it’s like to be#a young person with powers you don’t understand#no hate to people who are into this idea but I genuinely can’t wrap my head around it#the point is completely moot because Billie should have reaped god. if there must be a god they should be Billie. but I digress#justice for Billie#I feel like it’s just like ‘my position is that jack shouldn’t be god which makes it the correct position and since cas is a better father#than dean he should agree’. I feel like it would make a much more compelling and in character story though#for cas to be upset that dean doesn’t fully support Jack being god while Jack maybe struggles under the pressure of godhood#but tries to hide this from everyone because he wants to be good enough for them#not trying to say that Dean is always right/should always be right but in this one instance?#and. honestly the previous issues between dean and Jack could come up again bc it might be difficult to know that Dean genuinely has jack’s#best interests at heart. I think cas might have a hard time believing it.#and the idea that cas would give dean yet another chance if he hurt jack by pressuring him to be god when he doesn’t want to/like it would#be kind of absurd. dean has to do better to jack or things simply shouldn’t work out#castiel#dean winchester#spn#jack Kline
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dio-niisio · 2 months
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I love the idea that Batman has a Dad Instinct™. Like he just knows when one of his kids is in trouble! Whatever it is, it can be because of a villain or because they are causing mischief he just knows!
It can obviously be infuriating for the batkids, like he's in the middle of an important meeting with the Justice League and suddenly he just stops talking and goes in his personal comms and starts to bicker with Nightwing saying "No, you can't go bust that cartel alone. I don't care that you and Jason are fighting you are going to take him with you-" and you can hear a distinct "But daaaad!!" from Nightwing.
Or he just says "Don't you dare." when one of his kids is in the Watchtower with him and starts looking at Flash with mischievous eyes.
Or even better he starts to treat some of League members just like he treats his kids! Like "Don't touch that." when Green Lenten takes a step too close to one of the buttons near the windows (he was going to open the windows when the sun is directly hitting on said windows, probably temporarily blinding some people). Or "57 boxes of Oreos is too much even for you, my friend." when Martian Manhunter looks at the kitchen again (he eats too much of the stuff and is starting to become a problem).
Or when he looks at our baby Billy Batson and he has a feeling that he needs to take care of him but that's Marvel! And he's clearly a grown man! Right? (It doesn't help that he just can't find anything on him)
He cares too much for his on good
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rad-batson · 1 year
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Quick headcanon that at some point, the Justice League makes a time-off calendar for every time a leaguer is busy and needs someone to keep their city safe while they’re gone. Maybe they have a work trip or a family thing or even some vacation they planned.
All a hero has to do is request time off, and another member will sub in while they’re gone. The only problem is that it creates a pattern. It would be suspicious if Green Arrow is only replaced when Oliver Queen is on a business trip, right? So to keep the public on their toes, JL members are encouraged to take a random day off each month or so and switch out with no rhyme or reason. Just any random day, any random hour.
The outcome is complete chaos.
Clark Kent has the pleasure of interviewing Wonder Woman at the scene of a car chase she just stopped in Metropolis.
Some muggers in Star City are scooped up into a giant glowing cage while Green Lantern riddles off bird puns to an exasperated Black Canary.
A team of robbers hit a bank in Central City but get roasted by Plastic Man for their poor their safe-cracking skills as they’re taken into custody.
Black Manta uses his high tech weaponry to wreak havoc in the Atlantic only to be hit with a torpedo as the Bat-Sub dives towards him at full speed.
Cyborg is lecturing a group of teen vandals in Fawcett City when Captain Marvel just waltzes up, says, “I’m tapping back in,” and continues the lecture where he left off.
Complete. And. Utter. Chaos. No one knows who will show up at the scene now, not even the cops, but criminals are scared shitless.
The JL decides to keep the calendar. If only for entertainment.
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arttuff · 5 months
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hey guys why does your superhero coworker have the sour tolerance of a 10 year old ?
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timbit-robin-art · 2 months
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Uh-oh. Watch out. Goober-esque goofiness is afoot (possible sticker ideas).
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chaoticallyfluffy · 15 days
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I’ve been forced into reading Danny phantom fanfics because I’m desperate for Billy Batson content and for some reason half the stuff on ao3 is crossover stuff so I guess I like Danny phantom now?? Kind of?? I haven’t watched it and I don’t plan on it but I really like the idea of it.
Anywho,
Billy has maintained a very delicate balance of half truths and lies of ommision over the years to protect his identity as a literal child. He uses facts he learned from his patrons and his interest and knowledge in history, specifically Ancient Greece, to convince people he’s ancient.
Then one day this ghost guy joins the league claiming to be incredibly old as well except he just goes around straight up lying about stuff, saying whatever the hell he feels like about the past if it’s convenient to him or just funny. Most of it contradicts with the story Billy has been delicately weaving over the years and he’s kind of panicking.
One day he confronts the ghost guy and is like “I know your not actually ancient but I’m not a snitch, how old are you?”
And Danny kind of feels bad about pretending to be ancient in front of someone who has literally been around since at least Ancient Greece and confesses that he’s 14. Captain Marvel stares at him for a few minutes before breaking out in a big grin and transforming into a 12 year old Billy. They instantly become inseparable.
You’d think that Billy would ask Danny to stop lying all the time because it’s gonna get them caught, but no, he thinks it’s hilarious. Now whenever Danny says something absurd or directly contradictory of the actual history that Billy told them, they’re just like “oh yeah both of those happened at the same time but all the scribes were at the same spot so no one wrote about the other one and it was lost to time” or “there was a time loop for a good few years back in good old Greece so a lot of weird things happened that just didn’t stick.” Or “that did happen but only ghosts could perceive it.” Or sometimes, if they absolutely cannot get away with any other explanation, “dang must have dreamt it!”
The league is hopelessly confused and 90% sure they’re being messed with but they have no proof and if they look at the history at least MOST of the stuff they say is true so there’s really no reason to doubt it when Danny claims he once fist fought the god of time while the entirety of Rome cheered for him and placed bets, especially when Billy nods sagely and says he remembers having to clean up the space time continuum after the fight and that he lost the modern equivalent of ten bucks in the bet (he still doesn’t lie, just doesn’t disagree with the blatant dishonesty. He honestly did have to clean up the space time continuum multiple times after Danny messes with time a bit too much thanks to Clockwork + shenanigans. They make bets all the time too lol)
I think the contrast between ‘never lies’ and ‘lies all the time for funsies’ with the same motivation of ‘do the funniest thing possible at all times’ can be extremely entertaining and interesting.
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tanglepelt · 9 months
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Dc x dp idea 105
Danny and billy are homeless besties. Living their best life. Tricking the JL into thinking they are both the adultiest adults.
Danny is backed by having evidence of being alive in the past. He obviously just doesn’t age. Billy just looks like an adult as Shazam.
Now. Danny swears it’s not his fault they got caught. He wasn’t expecting to get turned human. Honestly after the nasty burger explosion he didn’t think he’d be reported missing. Plus how does Batman know Vlad has a missing persons report on him.
Batman: *batglare*
Danny: i never said i was an adult. You guys assumed. I just didn’t say otherwise. Thank you very much.
Shazam: *avoiding eye contact with danny*
Superman: *disappointed look*
Danny: *looking everywhere but at Shazam* ha… well. At least I’m the… only kid.. the single one masquerading as an adult. All by myself….
Shazam very much not looking at anyone. Turned away looking very guilty.
Superman: *arms crossed looking at Shazam* Shazam
Billy knows he’s not getting out of this. Goes to his normal form begrudgingly glaring at Danny.
Billy: it’s not like we’re homeless or anything.
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I know that we talk all about "Bruce Wayne adopting Billy" that and "his name is literally BATson" this.
But has no one considered Billy adopting the Batfam?
Captain Marvel might be the Champion of Magic, but I also think that he is seen as the "Patreon of Fathers" due to the ability to look like one's parental figure.
(Since its from Billy's view, he looks like his own dad)
Bruce is aware that Captain Marvel looks differently to everyone and that it could be a trap to make one trust him.
But this man cannot say no when someone looking like Alfred asks him to go to the medbay or to eat.
It's a lose/lose for him, especially after he learnt that the captain was most likely a child.
His Kids aren't fairing any better BTW. Especially Jason.
There is a reason why the hero is the one wrangling child heroes.
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intersectionalpraxis · 3 months
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audhd-nightwing · 10 months
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the JL, about Robin (dick and/or jason): how can you let a child fight crime??
bruce, looking right at Captain Marvel, fully aware he’s actually a ten year old: it’s complicated
billy, knows Batman knows about him: *sweating profusely* y-yeah Batman why would you do that
bruce: *stares into the security camera like he’s on The Office, knowing babs is watching this whole thing happen and likely sending it to his kids*
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puppetmaster13u · 6 months
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Prompt 95
Captain Marvel, new Den-Mother (despite the fact he himself is a child even if the league isn’t aware of that fact) for the Young Justice team blinks. Klarion, so-called chaos lord, blinks back in the middle of a spell. 
He tilts his head. The other baby realms-being mirrors him. His own magic-fueled core pulses, and a chaos-core vibrates back. Oh. Ah. So that’s what’s happening. 
“They can’t play right now,” he explains to the barely-younger ancient-in-training, ignoring the team’s incredulous looks at his words with the practice of someone who had to deal with the voices of gods all the time. And Batman’s narrowing eyes. Scary. 
The chaos-core thrums in a distinct pouting-sensation, alongside a whine unique to young ghostlings. A whine that he replied with, even if only they could hear. Come play later, busy now, he insisted again, even if Klarion’s pouting was turning visible before it shifted to a scowl. 
“Fiiine…” And then the chaosling was gone, his familiar with him. Billy really wished he could join in disappearing, seeing the info-hungry look in the others’ eyes.
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tarragonthedragon · 11 months
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an incomplete list of dc heroes whom i believe to have beef that none of the others understand:
batman and starfire (the only thing they have in common is the desire to hit anyone who hurts nightwing over the head with a mallet and they're both on each others' lists)
constantine and captain marvel ("why are you-- why are YOU-- why are you lIKE THIS")
green arrow and nightwing (did dick steal ollie's shtick, or is ollie a grown man who started a turf war with a 9yo? a question for the ages. also their arguments about being nicer to roy have escalated to biting)
wonder woman and atom (i just think it would be funny. theyre both so meticulously polite that noone would ever realise they hate each other to a savage and irrational degree)
red robin and the entirety of justice league international (there was a thing. several things. several things and an unsanctioned zipline)
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thegradus · 2 years
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Billy telling them his identity when he hits 18 🙏
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rad-batson · 9 months
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AU where after 12yo Billy’s identity gets revealed to the JL, Bruce Wayne gives his number to Billy for emergencies or any other situation where he might need an adult (like a get-out-of-jail free card, covering rent, signing a permission slip, advice, anything.) No strings attached. He won’t act controlling. Just in case, you know?
And for a while it’s never used because Billy would rather take his own eye out than ask an adult for help. Until Billy realizes there are a lot more benefits to this than he thought. Now whenever Uncle Dudley is at work and Constantine is too busy running from the magical authorities or (more importantly) he doesn’t want either to know what he’s doing, Bruce is the adult he calls.
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Cap, over comms: Hey Bruce, I need advice.
Bruce, already in the zeta tube: Which villain is it?
Cap: You have style, right? What should I wear to the school dance? Because Dudley said a ruffled tuxedo shirt is “a classic” but it sounds ugly and-
Bruce:
Bruce: Oh, it’s that kind of advice.
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Bruce: *posing as Billy’s guardian for class registration day*
PTA Mom: Hello sir, is this your son?
Bruce: *looks at Billy*
Billy: *nodding his head*
Bruce: Yes
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Billy: Hey Bruce, can you buy something for me?
Bruce: What is it?
Billy: *slowly hands Bruce a copy of The Conjuring*
Bruce:
Bruce: Billy, I don’t think you should—
Billy: You promised :(
Bruce: *whispering* fuck
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Cap, over comms: Uhh, Bruce? Do you know Sanskrit?
Bruce: Yeah, why? Is it for a school assignment?
Cap: …Don’t tell Constantine.
Bruce:
Cap: I got kidnapped by an ancient cult, and I need you to help me escape.
Bruce: *crushes the mug of coffee he’s holding*
Bruce: Oh?
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arttuff · 5 months
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they all sleep in one big bed and say goodnight to eachother before they sleep
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cripskis · 7 months
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if danny was in the justice league, you CANNOT convince me that him and Shazam wouldn’t screw with the other leaguers. like, they’ve both “technically” been around for millennia. there is not a universe in which they wouldn’t exploit that for The Memes™.
“Hey Phantom, you remember that party that Julius threw? Total rager. Can’t believe Calpurnia is still up and kicking.”
“Shazam, my dude, Calpurnia is a band. Miss girl is long gone. But no, yeah. Kinda missing that weird cheese they had. Want me to fly over to Rome and grab some? Worth it, honestly.”
“Ooh, get me some of that weird chip dip stuff too. The one he dumped on Antony.”
Meanwhile everyone else in the watchtower meeting room, having an aneurysm: “Julius… Caesar…?”
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