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sillylittlestan · 7 months
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Serving “going to church with your friend’s family after a sleepover” realness:
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love-zara-skz · 8 months
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Kidnapper: i have your kid
Chan: which one i have 7…
Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up
Chan:
Chan: which one i have 7…
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hyunlix-lover4 · 2 months
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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meowmk · 1 month
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nct crack tweets (pt1/?)
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skzfairyyydreamz · 5 months
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One Bite Wonder 🍽️ ||Texting Bf!innie
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Genre: Smau, Crack/Humor masterlists
Warnings: Just i.n eating all your food 😂, Some cussing, some roasting also took place, mentions of food, there may be 1 or 2 typos.
A/n: This silly little idea came to me so randomly about an hour or so ago so i just quickly typed it up, i really enjoyed this one so i hope you will too. (taglist is open if you want to be listed /// messages and requests are also open if you ever want to request something or chat with silly little me 🫶🏼 ~Fae 🧚🏽‍♀️
© Skzfairyyydreamz - Plagiarism is a crime. Do not repost, alter, translate or copy without my consent.
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if you read this far you are a sexy human and i love you *MWAH* 😘 comment “<3” to confirm your super hawt sexiness!! 🫶🏼
Taglisters: @hanniemylovelyquokka @goblinracha @tinyelfperson ??? (open)
buy me a coffee?
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minhosimthings · 1 month
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No one:
Literally no one:
Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*
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strayquotes · 9 months
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Lee Know: *watching "Best Hwang Hyunjin Moments" on youtube*
Hyunjin: What are you watching?
Lee Know: *panicks* Porn.
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incorrectenhypen · 2 months
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Sunghoon: Do you want to know your gay name?
Jake: My... my gay name?
Sunghoon: Yeah, it's your first name-
Jake: Haha. Very funny Sunghoon-
Sunghoon: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Jake: Oh- oh my god.
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one-shared-braincell · 7 months
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I.N: How do you deal with stress?
Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.
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if2kittie · 1 year
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jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?
felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old
[ 20 minutes later ]
chan: i’m home!
hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!
jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia
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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1
Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-
Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE
Namjoon : I was about to get there-
Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.
Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*
Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?
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love-zara-skz · 8 months
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Jeongin: pass the salt
Minho: what’s the magic word?
Jeongin: or else
Minho: that’s my boy
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hyunlix-lover4 · 2 months
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Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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incorrect-straykz · 6 months
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hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!
changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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meowmk · 1 month
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nct crack tweets part 2 here u go enjoy ily
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