#off with their heads | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

heejayy · 1 month

Text

Step sibling fics make me gag, yall enjoy reading that shit? It’s honestly disgusting…and don’t give me that bs it’s a preference or it’s fanfic- YOU LIKE READING ABT FUCKIN YOUR SIBLINGS?! SEND EM TO PRISON! 😭🤢

1K notes · View notes

ilovemesomevincentprice · 5 months

Text

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre

The Comedy of Terrors (1964) dir. Jacques Tourneur

#vincent price #peter lorre #the comedy of terrors #comedy #funny #off with their heads #theyre so funny #so silly #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

205 notes · View notes

sparta369 · 25 days

Text

Hey yall! In the spirit of having a safe and stress-free April Fools day, today I've curated a list of 18 different relatively harmless pranks that you can pull on your friends today! I thought of all of these myself, so please enjoy! :o)

1: You can send them a message saying something like "Hey! I bet you thought this notification was gonna be an april fools joke, but in reality, I just wanted to let you know that I love and appreciate you, and that I hope you have a nice day!"

2: Obtain a small, but noticeably out-of-place object (rubber duck, kazoo, etc.) and leave it somewhere you know your friend will see it, just to confuse them a little bit. Optionally, you could attach a little message to the object, letting them know it was you :)

3: Understandably, hiding your friend's belongings can be very distressing for them. Instead, hide one of your own belongings and ask them to help you look! Let them find the object. For bonus points, leave a kind message attached to the object for them to find.

4: Just simply hand them a random object. Don't hide whatever is in your hands, make it clear what you're handing them. Just ask them "hey, can you hold this for a sec?" and when they take it, just walk away.

5: Underneath everything they post on social media that day, leave a reply saying something along the lines of "I love and appreciate you" or some other nice thing. Do not stop. Be relentless.

6: Stop them when you're walking near/past each other. pretend to pull a hair/fuzzy/etc out of their hair, off their shirt, etc. Do this slightly more frequently that it normally happens. Don't make a huge deal out of it. Admit it if pressed or at the end of the day.

7: To expand on the previous one, you could instead pretend to pull a fuzzy/hair/etc off of them... and then pretend to eat it.

8: Leave out pieces of their favorite candy or other small, packaged snack in any place you believe they'll run into it throughout the day.

9: Order a pizza with them. Make the pizza half something they like, half something you like. When it gets here, pretend to get huffy about the toppings being on the wrong sides. (X should be on the left, Y should be on the right, etc.)

10: Spontaneously pretend that you have lost something. When your friend asks what you lost & if they can help you search, point at them, sigh in relief, and say something along the lines of "oh good, you're right there, I thought I'd lost my whole world."

11: Tell them that you're going to the store to get something mundane and uninteresting. Instead, go out and purchase your friend a surprise gift. This can be an object, food, anything. Pray they don't ask you to pick something up for them.

12: Take a photo of yourself and print it out. tape up behind a door that you know they will close, such as their bedroom door or a bathroom door. For bonus points, leave a nice message with it.

13: Hang a worm on a string or other silly item from the blades of their ceiling fan. Don't tie them on too well, make sure they're easy to remove.

14: Every time they sneeze, cough, or anything like that, pretend to be disproportionately worried about them. Use this as an excuse to do nice things for them throughout the day.

15: Gearing up to go out somewhere with them? ask if you can borrow one of their shoes. That's right, only one.

16: Ask them if they can leave you alone in the kitchen for a while. Make it clear that you are preparing an April Fools prank for them. The prank is, instead of making anything weird, you just made completely normal food for them. Comply with their requests for proof.

17: Make a paper sign that says something incredibly nice, like "I appreciate you." Keep it with you. Whenever your friend looks away from you, try to quietly extract the sign and show it off in their general direction. Try not to get caught until the end of the night.

18: Ending our list, you could show this list to your friend, and then make them put together the first letter of each prank that I've just listed for you.

I hope you all have a nice, safe, and stress-free April Fools Day!

;o)

#april fools 2024 #april fool's day #prank #pranks #jokes #I'm going to be crucified for this one #memes #Im doing this same joke on twitter in the form of the thread #if you see it in any form that isnt a thread #or it isnt somebody called sparta #that aint me #off with their heads

116 notes · View notes

potentially-a-poser · 2 months

Text

I’d give it 10 years before American pulls a French Revolution pt. 2

#punk #anti facist #punk rock #baby punk #crust punk #alt aesthetic #diy punk #punk diy #diy or die #punk music #revolutionary #revolution #french revolution #rise up #riot girl #riot grrrl #riot #protest #off with their heads

76 notes · View notes

diana-andraste · 4 months

Text

Taking the Queen of Hearts seriously… (There's good magic and there's less good magic)

#art #alice in wonderland #queen of hearts #mary poppins #movies #illustration #off with their heads #quotes #animation #gif #oddities #john tenniel #magic #cards #playing cards #you're nothing but a pack of cards!

91 notes · View notes

hecates-grove · 1 year

Text

Salomé by Lucien Lévy-Dhurmer (circa 1896)

It's a mood.

#off with their heads #dark art #classic painting #original witch #dark aesthetic

820 notes · View notes

twinktosterone · 3 months

Text

stealing my cousin’s instagram post hehe

APRIL 23rd !!!!!!!

#gearbreakers #zoe hana mikuta #godslayers #does my cousin have a tumblr fandom #i feel like i should know and like be involved in it but im not rly a fandom person idk #what are the writing tags on here idk #gay #lgbtq #queer #sapphic #wlw art #off with their heads

75 notes · View notes

cultofthewyrm · 2 months

Text

Wraparound art for Conan's "Blood Eagle" LP by Anthony Roberts

#conan #metal #music #album art #fantasy art #violence #off with their heads #doom metal

33 notes · View notes

incorrect-off-with-their-heads · 10 days

Text

are you a fan of sapphic romance, love-hate relationships, but tired of enemies to lovers? Order your copy of Off With Their Heads by Zoe Hana Mikuta today!

We have:

alice in wonderland themed body horror

crows

wlw couple that hates each other but “the only one that gets to kill you is me”

bisexual, lesbian, AND aroace rep including alterous attraction !

not one but TWO fucked up throuple situations (for very different reasons)

#people need to read this thing pleaseeeeeee #i need people to talk to abt it #off with their heads #not a quote #bookblr #queer books #queer #lgbtq #lesbian #bisexual #gearbreakers #zoe hana mikuta #alice in wonderland #wlw books #books #books and reading #book review #gay

23 notes · View notes

xdahliarottenx · 3 months

Text

Inspired by Alice Madness Returns♦️♠️🍄🔪

22 notes · View notes

lgbtqreads · 3 days

Text

New Releases: April 23, 2024

Young Adult Harley Quinn: Redemption by Rachael Allen This is the final book in the Harley Quinn trilogy Harley Quinn and Ivy can’t wait to cross off the final items on their summer bucket list. They still need to: Go to Pride Get mani/pedis Figure out how they can kiss without Ivy’s toxic lips killing Harley. (Every relationship has its challenges!) But their to-do list gets more dangerous…

View On WordPress

14 notes · View notes

spiderbae2319 · 6 months

Text

Azi’s eyes raking slowly and deliberately over Crowley:

Good Lord

#azirowley #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #crowly x aziraphale #that’s gay #they’re gay your honor #very gay #french revolution #good lord #off with their heads

49 notes · View notes

forever-teaparty · 1 year

Photo

#Queen of Hearts #Character: Queen of Hearts #Movie prop #tim burton's alice in wonderland #dark #alice in wonderland #wonderland aesthetic #aesthetic #hearts #axe #off with their heads

120 notes · View notes

dirkification · 7 months

Note

top 10 favorite songs!!!:D

Oh man.... I might have to rely on my Spotify stats for this -- it's so hard! This is in no particular order, and I made a rule not to double up on artists and there are going to be songs I regret not putting on here, but it's a good list! Some I love because it can snap me out of a bad mood or put me in a great mindset. Some are just fun. Some remind me of good times. And some just speak to me.

Under My Skin by Jukebox the Ghost

2. The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variatios On A Shaker Hymn) by Weezer

3. Nightlife by Off With Their Heads

4. Ghengis Khan by Miike Snow

5. I Really Wish I Hated You by blink-182

6. Smoke Damage by Hi I'm Case

7. Melody Dean by Amanda Palmer and The Grand Theft Orchestra

8. Bunk by Junior Battles

9. The Obituaries by The Menzingers

10. camoflauge by The Front Bottoms

#ask jax #mcccunt #ask meme #top ten #music recs #jukebox the ghost #weezer #off with their heads #miike snow #blink-182 #amanda palmer #junior battles #the menzingers #the front bottoms #jax yacks

21 notes · View notes

gshsjdkdoid · 2 months

Text

With how the government is doing rn I'm contemplating pulling out the Enjolras cosplay smh-

#enjolras #les amis #the government is shit #im feeling french ngl #off with their heads #eat the rich

17 notes · View notes

woofdrm · 2 months

Note

Hearing the shit that the qolos did to you, you deserve a VIP at the q smp downfall party 🥳

I deserve a seat at the main podium where I can call for the heads of everyone who doxed me.

#OFF WITH THEIR HEADS #offerings

7 notes · View notes