#peter gets fucked

[monster-cock69]

intern peter au where they fuck in a random closet and peter's like "oh okay no cameras here" until tony grabs his hair and makes him look at the tiny camera in the corner of the room while he fucks him

"look right there and give me a little bedtime movie now Pete"

#peter parker #tony stark #starker #nff starker #avengers #marvel #spiderman #prompt #someone please write this #iron man #nff #peter gets fucked

[soranatus]

#spiderverse #atsv #Across The Spiderverse #Across The Spider-Verse #spiderman #Spider-Punk #Spider Punk #hobie brown #Peter B Parker #miles morales #this person gets it #WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE 100K?!?!

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre

The Raven (1963) director: Roger Corman

#vincent price #peter lorre #the Raven #edgar allan poe #roger corman #raven #halloween #i fucking love this movie #one of my favorites #vincents face is PRICELESS get it? #hes so cute and handsome. #i fucking love this sexy bisexual God #bicon #bisexual #bird #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #my gifs

[i-ate-the-rats]

#fuck everything. #I will get high from opposite styles. #CONTRAST IS MY DRUG #noirpunk #punknoir #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #peter benjamin parker #atsv hobie #atsv

[hey-must-be-a-devilbetween-us]

listen whether you like it or not they are all holding the memory of stede like a talisman against all hurt and fear, izzy trying to remind ed of his love so he'll come back to himself, fang can't stop crying so jim starts telling him Pinocchio and doing the little voice like stede does, 'talk it through as a crew.' is uttered like an anti-curse, like a magic spell that will keep them from harm.

stede gives them hope, if you even care.

#ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 #ofmd #blackbonnet #stede is like their peter pan #when they're with him they get to be more like lost boys then pirates #and thats just really fucking precious to me #spooky watches ofmd #live watching

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU #and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield trilogy #tgwdlm #black friday #lords in black #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #nick lang #matt lang #jeff blim #will branner #lauren lopez #jon matteson #mariah rose faith casillas #joey ritcher #kim whalen #angela giarratana #corey dorris #curt mega

[whosectype]

I watched the new Spider-Man across the spiderverse

#spider man across the spider verse #miles morales #my art #spiderman #peter Parker #i do not remember thr other guys names #spider punk #Spider Gwen #Shitpost #it was late when I drew this ok #And now it’s early morning :( #Omg it’s freaking funny that this post kind blew up a lil bit #Well blew up in terms of the attention my blog usually gets #I Imagine ppl have come to my blog for more spiderverse content #And then all they see is Cddwtd shipping and au crap and they’re like #What the fuck #That’s so funny to me for some reason ALSKDNJD #WHAT #THIS IS MY FIRST POST TO REACH 1K NOTES? #great #1k

[navycat305]

Something something Max Jagerman prevented Pete from shooting his shot with Steph when he was alive by beating him up and then prevented Steph from shooting her shot with Pete as a ghost by stopping the fucking bullet she was trying to shoot him with

#the true transition from normal high school bully story to oh god oh fuck here comes the supernatural with a steel chair #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #original post #does this make sense? i don’t know #do I care? maybe. I get anxious about these things #npmd

[novakiart]

spinneret fun! 🕷️ written by me & nevi

the rest under cut:

#spideypool #wade wilson #peter parker #spider-man #deadpool #i made this in one day fjdjjsjs forgive how weird wade looks in every panel but this is basically just a glorified scribble #also i think his badly drawn faces are funnt #more cringe losers based on nevi + my's au #again #they **** after this. #sorry? #mine #okay wait no I'm back #because put yourself in wade's shoes for a second #your bf's overactive super senses are telling him to get the hell out of dodge but he trusts you so much that he says nah fuck that #I'm safe I'm in good hands #to trust somebody more than you trust your own senses #okay /end #earth-748

[kaiscumsock]

evan peters evan peters evan peters

#like fuck me #(in paris so i’m not posting as much) #like my body needs him #i hope someone gets me #everyday i find new photos that make me insane #evan peters smut #evan peters imagine #evan peters x reader #evan peters #sarah paulson #james patrick march #ahs fandom #kit walker #tate langdon #kai anderson #ahs #ahs smut #ahs fic #ahs fanfic #ahs cult #ahs coven #ahs murder house #tate and violet #evan peters fic #barbie

[monster-cock69]

peter having to fight with lube and cum running down his thighs because the avengers call came in while they were mid fuck

#starker #or whatever ship tbh #prompt #someone please write this #nff #nff starker #peter gets fucked #marvel #avengers #peter parker #tony stark #or well anyone #spiderman #iron man

[k7ino]

forgot to post this here last night but,,hoffstrahm pikmin dads :3

#saw #saw franchise #mark hoffman #peter strahm #hoffstrahm #coffinshipping #my art #fanart #idk all that much abt pikmin but i watched the jerma streams so #yeah #theyd be the best pikmin dads and the worst astronauts #hoffman aint getting shit done his ass is playing having fun with his pikmin children and oatchi #strahm will get work done but mostly beat the fuck outta bugs for getting near his babies #idk

[duckapus]

It honestly makes sense that Noir and Ham didn't end up in the Spider Society because a Nazi-punching Detective and a Cartoon Reporter would've almost immediately clocked everything wrong with Miguel's "stick to the script" "some losses are acceptable and necessary, actually" philosophy, and they would not have been able to be nearly as subtle as Hobie when going against him.

#spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spider man noir #spider ham #spiderman 2099 #peter benjamin parker #peter porker #miguel o'hara #spider punk #hobie brown #i really hope we get to see their reactions to peter b gwen and peni explaining how they done fucked up #ham knows better than nearly any other spider what it's like living by a script #and frankly he much prefers improv #no spider person in their right mind is on speaking terms with “acceptable losses” #unfortunately there are currently only ten in their right mind and one of them is a baby

[lygma-nygma]

Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-

And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??

And then it's literally never brought up again.

#He's running away from the crime scene and I'm just in the back shouting at Jason Peter Todd to explain himself #Bestie not one of those choices made sense are we hitting the sauce too hard? #This is the only thing Jason does in the UTRH era that actually reeks of 19 year old to me #Also the whole scene has the vibes of that one post #guy in a fist fight very clearly winning but he's sobbing and wailing the whole time #guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning #That post? Yeah #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #titans tower #Oh look more Tim and Jason content #I promise I care more about just them but they're so fucking funny I can't help it #This is what happens when you're the middle children DC can't give a fuck about #You get put in a blender and the dumbest shit ever comes out #batfam #batfamily

[kordyceps]

wheezes into my coffee cup about THEM

#art korner #steter #stiles stilinski #peter hale #steter art #steter fanart #teen wolf #oh my god drawing characters based on real people is so hard #particularly peter #fuck you and your beautiful and difficult face ian bohen #this isn't very exciting as far as artwork goes but i'd never drawn them before and had to get a feel for it lol #please send help it's 2023 and somehow i've fallen into steter hell and cannot get out

[createandconstruct]

Thinking about Peter's absolute cry of anguish after the final boss battle when he finds Harry unresponsive. Thinking about how all he can say is I'm sorry. Thinking about the fact that in Peter's head it was him at May's side sobbing I'm sorry. Thinking about how "with great power comes great responsibility" can never be separated from the guilt Peter feels. Thinking about how that guilt extends to May. How it extends to Ben. How it cripples Peter so much that he tells Miles that he can't do this again. Thinking about Peter's voice as he'd begged Harry to fight - pleaded with him to not make him do this. Thinking about how when consumed with the symbiote Peter had screeched out I'm the hero, I don't get saved! Thinking about how that's not just pride, how that's not just responsibility, how it's guilt. How it's always been Peter and the weight of the world, the life of his loved ones, and their blood on his hands. And now it's Harry's and Peter just breaks. Always the hero, he's done the right thing, but this time it's the last straw. His best friend. The last sacrifice Peter Parker can take...

...and it's then... that Miles saves him.

#peter parker #miles morales #marvel's spider man #harry osborn #insomniac spider man #spider man 2 ps5 #guys the ending blew me away it was so good #I am so tired and overworked but i want to write for this game so badly holy fuck #I just cANNOT get over Yuri's voice acting in that final cutscene is fucking 'harry im sorry' and then his absolute y e l l of pain #aND i DIDNT GET SPOILED THIS TIME SO I WAS LIKE Oh fuck Dont do this to him #like Miles is fucking incredible idgaf #Miles did what Spider-man could never do: Save Peter #spider man 2 spoilers #spider man 2 ps5 spoilers #i just keep thinking about and watching the ending im forever changed