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incorrectquotesmcu · 27 days

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[on the phone]

Natasha: Babe, I’m breaking up—

Wanda: I'm pregnant.

Natasha: I meant the call.

Wanda: Right, sorry. I panicked.

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romanoffshouse · 1 month

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Wanda: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Y/N: myself

Wanda:

Natasha:

Natasha: detka, are you okay?

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rxmqnova · 2 months

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Natasha: Is this your plan B?

Y/N: Technically, this is plan P.

Natasha: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Y/N: Yes, but I marry Wanda in plan M.

Wanda: I like plan M.

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Wanda and Natasha walk into the diner and wrap Y/N in a hug…

Natasha: hey Y/N what’s wrong?

Y/N: my date never showed up

Wanda: oh detka. We will make it all feel better

Natasha: that girl wasn’t worth your time.

Y/N: wait! How would you know?

Wanda: I may have used some magic on her to make sure she wouldn’t show up

Y/N: what?!

Natasha: shh…you’re all ours now

Wanda: (purrs) we’ll be better girlfriends than she ever could be.

Y/N: o-okay

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yourlovergorl · 8 months

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Y/n, gardening: Hey, can you bring me a hoe?

Wanda: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Wanda: Here you go.

Y/n:

Wanda:

Natasha: Why am I here?

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auroraromaximoff · 2 months

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Nat: You know Archaic Latin ?

Y/n: I got bored with classical Latin.

Wanda: You know normal Latin?

Y/n: Yeah, someone from my sewing class taught me.

Nat/Wanda: YOU TEACH A SEWING CLASS?!

Y/n: You two don’t know everything about me

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esmerxyaugusta · 2 months

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nat: where's y/n?

wanda: said that they dont exist today....

nat: what?

wanda: its the 29th of feb

y/n: yes indeed! and so i dont exist! *runs and hide*

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ncsdlr · 2 months

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Y/N: *a stumbling drunk*

Natasha: *walks by*

Wanda, chooses violence: *pushes Y/N*

Y/N, crashes into Natasha: woopsie baby *turns to Wanda* be careful Wandy

Y/N: *slides on the floor and just lays there*

Natasha and Wanda: *stares*

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chaosvillainy · 7 months

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*Y/N and Strange watching Scarlet Witch from a distance*

Y/N: That’s her. That’s the girl I have a crush on.

Y/N: Thoughts?

Strange: …

Strange: And prayers, girl.

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hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch · 10 months

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Scarlet Witch: I leave for a few months and I come back to an alien inhabiting your body?

Y/n: Yep! But they're pretty cool, a little bit controlling but fun otherwise

Scarlet Witch: Rightttt, Wanda how are you dealing with this?

Wanda drinking Whiskey: Honestly I'm over it, sometimes she comes home covered in blood and I used to panic but now I point her to the spare bathroom so she can wash it all off while I make dinner

Venom's head appearing: Is this the Wanda double, hmm she is very pretty!

Scarlet Witch: Holy shit that's weird!

Scarlet Witch: But thank you for the compliment, I appreciate it

Wanda: I've aged 20 years while you've been gone

Venom: Wanda loves us really! We eat lots of chocolate together!

Y/n: They also heal me instantly so I can come on missions with you guys!

Scarlet Witch: Ooohhh no I don't want you coming on missions, they're too scary

Wanda: Too late, she's killed plenty of people

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month

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Wanda, handing Y/N their sandwich: But I added pickles, do you like pickles?

Y/N: I love them!

Bucky, after Wanda leaves: Are you going to eat that?

Y/N: [glares]

Bucky: What? You don’t even like pickles.

Y/N: I do now.

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romanoffshouse · 3 days

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Wanda: Y/N, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?

Y/N: Of course, I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?

Wanda:

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rxmqnova · 2 months

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Y/N: *sneaking in through her window*

Natasha: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Y/N: I was with Wanda?

Wanda: *turning in her chair* Wanna try again?

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Y/N: What are you in the mood for?

Wanda: World domination.

Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.

Wanda: You are my world.

Y/N: Aww...

Wanda:

Y/N:

Wanda:

Y/N: OH.

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 month

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Natasha giggles…

Natasha: stop that! That tickles!

Y/N runs the pink baby booties across Natasha’s belly…

Y/N: these boots are made for walking-

Natasha: you fruit!

Wanda: what’s going on? Ohmygosh! Are we doing the little bootie walks across her pregnant belly?! I use to love that! I want in!

Y/N hands her a spare set, Wanda gladly joins in…

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