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Lazlo Curious: I just electrocuted myself.
Vidcund Curious: How shocking.
Pascal Curious: How do you feel currently?
Lazlo Curious: I feel kinda amped.
Vidcund Curious: Watt? I can't hear you.
Lazlo Curious: I said it hertz a lot.
Ophelia Nigmos: Are they okay?
Jenny Smith: This is normal, they're fine.
Ophelia Nigmos: But he was jus—
Jenny Smith: Lazlo's fine, I'd be more concerned if he wasn't making puns.
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Barbara Gordon: When Wi-Fi stops working, I stop working.
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looopylupin · 4 years
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Draco: be crime, do gay
Harry: way ahead of you
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winged-wolves · 3 years
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Arya: My parents used to tell me to always be on my best behaviour because Santa keeps track of all the naughty kids each year.
Arya: if that’s the case, the year starts on January 1st, then there are 6 days between Christmas and the new year that Santa’s got undocumented
Arya: which means nothing can be held against you, it’s the holiday purge.
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vestzmc · 4 years
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Lloyd: It costs $400 dollars to see a therapist, but it costs me $0 dollars to tell myself it be like that sometimes.
Kai: *softly*
Kai: Lloyd no -
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Hannibal: Will, what do you want?
Will: Emotional stability, 34 dogs, no more existential crisis, a healthy lifestyle, an end to all my anxieties-
Hannibal: I meant from the store, Will.
Will(quietly): 34 dogs.
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howdoistopthetrain · 4 years
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Dean: ah, yes, the 20’s, what a great time to be alive
Cas: it’s only been 2020 for a day
Dean: I meant the 1920’s
Dean: when I wasn’t alive
Dean: I wish it were the 1920’s
Cas: yeah, you’re going back to therapy
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hautecouturejaken · 4 years
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Inuyasha: I used to be dead inside but now I'm gay and dead inside.
Sango: Same, but I was always gay. Now, I'm dead inside and gay.
Kouga and Kagome: What the fuck
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Natasha: Why are Stephen and Tony sitting with their backs to each other?
Wong: They had a fight.
Natasha: Then why are they still holding hands?
Rhodey: They get sad when they fight.
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nonbinarysasukes · 5 years
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Sasuke: I have seasonal depression.
Sakura: Oh, what season?
Sasuke: All of them.
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