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potatoetree · 26 days

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Incorrect quote generator - The Seven + Nico & Will addition!?

Characters

Jason Grace

Leo Valdez

Piper McLean

Percy Jackson

Annabeth Chase

Hazel Levesque

Frank Zhang

Nico di Angelo

Will Solace

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Nico: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Leo: And?

Nico: And you are.

Percy: Are you a cuddler?

Nico: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Percy:

Nico: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

Piper: What are the hardest things to say?

Jason: I was wrong.

Leo: I need help.

Percy: Worcestershire sauce.

Leo: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??

Jason: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

Leo: Why are your tongues purple?

Percy: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Jason: I had a red one.

Leo: oh.

Leo:

Leo: OH.

Hazel:

Hazel: You drank each others slushies?

Hazel: Piper you can’t move in with Jason.

Piper: Why not?

Hazel: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?

Piper: I’m not wearing makeup right now.

Hazel: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.

Jason: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

Percy: Dude- Its satire!

Jason: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

Jason: Nico, I know you love Percy. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.

Jason: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.

Frank: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Leo: *looks over at Nico and Will* Leo: Is it “sexual tension”?

Piper: Why is Jason crying on the floor?

Frank: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Piper: And?

Frank: They got Percy.

Will: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Percy: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.

Jason: So, you’re not going to share?

Percy: I’m not going to share.

Annabeth: Just took a personality test and got an A+.

Nico: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Annabeth: Nico is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Leo: Boys?

Nico: Homicide.

Annabeth: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Leo: But what if something else happens just this one time.

*Frank comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Hazel’s bedroom.*

Hazel: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?

Frank: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.

Frank: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*

Hazel: ...

Percy: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Annabeth: Aww-

Percy: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Leo: Jason and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Jason: We what?

Nico: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Nico: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Leo: Bonjour.

Will: Le growl.

Piper: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Piper: I am convinced Leo and Percy share a brain cell.

Frank: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Percy: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.

Nico: That’s 200%.

Percy: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

Percy: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Annabeth: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Percy: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Percy, entering the room: I burned myself.

Will: What do you three have to say for yourself?

Jason:

Frank:

Percy: Oops?

Nico: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Will: You sleep with a teddybear.

Nico: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Leo: What is wrong with you?

Nico: Loaded question. Elaborate.

Percy: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Nico!

Nico: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Will: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Frank: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Hazel: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Annabeth: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Percy: *flips the board*

Percy & Jason: Surprise! We're having a baby!

Nico: What?!

Percy & Jason: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!

Will: You're ignoring all your problems.

Leo: I know.

Will: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Leo: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Will:

The Squad: *walking at the mall*

Jason: Hey, have any of you guys seen Nico? They’ve been gone for a while..

Hazel: Eh, nope.

Percy: No, I haven’t...

Piper: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.

Nico: Hey.

Jason: Ooh, there you are-

Hazel: What the fu-

Piper: I- where were you?!

Nico: Walking right behind you guys.

Piper, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Percy: Blue flavor!

Piper: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Percy: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Piper: Blue is not a flavor!

Percy: BLUE FLAVOR!

Will, jumping out of Nico's closet: BOO!

Nico:

Will:

Nico:

Will: *makes a sad face*

Nico: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

Leo: Dom or sub?

Hazel: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

Annabeth: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Leo: Awww, thanks-

Annabeth: That’s not a good thing.

Leo: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Frank: Oh shoot!

Frank: Excuse my vulgarity.

Hazel: I’ll let it slide.

Leo: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.

Leo: So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.

Leo: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.

Will: What do you three have to say for yourself?

Jason:

Frank:

Percy: Oops?

#percy jackson #leo valdez #hazel levesque #frank zhang #annabeth chase #nico di angelo #will solace #piper mclean #jason grace #the seven pjo #pjo fandom #incorrect quote generator #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote generator pjo+HoO #hoo #pjo hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackon and the olympians

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alinaastarkov · 4 months

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CREATIONS FROM EVERY MONTH OF 2023! (except i had several months where nothing happened which we will blame my dissertation for)

Post your favourite and most popular post from each month this year (it’s okay to skip months).

i was tagged by my talented wifey @laylakeating ILYYYYY you had some absolute stunners this year babes (as usual !!)

JANUARY

MOST POPULAR: rhaenyra in episode 5 !! this one was a nightmare to colour lowkey and the very last time i attempted purple eyes for these sets jfkdjk FAVOURITE: the winter rose set i made for a sourceblog (which might be cheating idk) i always have fun doing layouts and i like the way it turned out <3

FEBRUARY (i only made two in february so this was pretty easy fjkdsj)

MOST POPULAR: this darklina set i made from trailer footage (never again !!) FAVOURITE: rhaenyra in episode 6 ! doing the episode series was basically my only constant this year so expect a lot of these jfkjds

MARCH

MOST POPULAR: kanej breaking my heart :') ruined my life fr. most popular for a source blog tho was cal and danielle being cute about helnik <3 FAVOURITE: this was a good month for me so i will cheat again and pick two. this sab + greek gods set was in the works for a while and i'm super happy with it in the end, and darklina + passion !! the frame-by-frame took forever but i'm such a sucker for purple

APRIL

MOST POPULAR: my alina in episode 2 set ! she looks so good in the lesbian colours imo :) and for a sourceblog this kanej + darklina set i just love my two fave ships :) FAVOURITE: soc + if i had a nickel was SO fun to make. i love whenever i get an idea for a silly set like this :)

MAY

MOST POPULAR: alina in episode 3 !! FAVOURITE: another episode set, this time rhaenyra in episode 7 !! i was clearly in a cyan mood this month jfkdsj

JUNE

MOST POPULAR: this sab + incorrect quotes set :) FAVOURITE: rhaenyra in episode 8 !! still not quite sure how i made that shade of pink work for me but

AUGUST

MOST POPULAR: another incorrect quotes !! and for a sourceblog this kings and queens who never were from asoiaf set FAVOURITE: rina + the chocolates cause if there's two things i love, it's red + purple and rina :)

OCTOBER

MOST POPULAR: the dragons has three heads for daenerys appreciation week (which took longer than i like to admit) FAVOURITE: that set was my favourite, but also this parallels set cause i just love the colouring i got to with it

DECEMBER (another month with only two sets fjkdjfk)

MOST POPULAR: rhaenyra in episode 10 !! managed to finish it just before the end of the year hehe FAVOURITE: this r+j parallels set for a sourceblog, i like making simple stuff sometimes :)

tagging some beloveds <3 (if you have done this pls ignore me) @yenvengerberg, @ughmerlin, @usershelby, @genyazafin, @azoraahai, @redbelles

#slow year for me oops #university is a plague on my creativity #still had some good moments and maybe this year will be better <3

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lumiereandcogsworth · 2 years

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4, 7, 10, 34, 41, 49, 56, 64, 84, 90

4. Who in the OTP would be more ready to sacrifice themself for the other? well, in canon adam pretty much does sacrifice himself by letting belle go, thinking she wouldn’t return and damning him to life as a beast. that being said i think they’re both always ready to sacrifice themselves for each other. they’re so dramatically in love and we know that belle IS willing to sacrifice herself for the ones she loves, taking maurice’s place in the dungeon at the beginning. adam and belle just both love so deeply, making me go completely insane in the process.

7. Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute? i actually do headcanon that adam gets glasses in his late 40s, how did you KNOW! i think belle somehow has remarkable eyes, doesn’t get them until she’s in her 60s. but anyway, adam’s super self-conscious about his glasses but belle thinks they’re SO cute and calls him her sexy librarian, hope this helps.

10. Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder? / Who takes photos of the other while they sleep? aww definitely belle. in modern au i think she’s definitely the photographer/scrapbooker.

34. Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? hahaha that’s a classic incorrect quote. it would definitely be

belle: aww babe you had a crush on me? that’s so embarrassing

adam: we’re married

belle: still ;)

41. Who points at a dog when they see it? belle oh my gosh all the time. she even does this with their own dog. LOOK AT HER!!!!!! SHES PERFECT!!!!!

49. Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush? adam more frequently but they both do it. belle does it at public events, whispered in his ear, just to embarrass the hell out of him <3

56. Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? belle. that’s so canon it’s not even funny. i’ve written this before.

64. Who is always running late and always gives the other a running late quick kiss? belle! scatterbrained beloved! she always overschedules herself because she’s so ambitious but then never has time for anything and is running around all day trying to keep up. but she loves it, she needs to be busy or she’ll die.

84. If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips? HAHA, belle’s doing backflips, adam’s strolling behind. that really sums them up in general.

90. Who initiates duets and who is the better singer? belle initiates duets because she loves singing. they’re both good singers though, adam just doesn’t like to admit it or do it out loud ever <3 he’ll sing along with her SOMETIMES…. but he mostly reserves it for lullabies to his babies……🥺😭

#darlings!!#batb headcanons #adelle #batb 2017 #modern au adelle

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superbabetotherescue · 3 years

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Tim: Jason, what’s your blood type?

Jason: How should I know?

Tim: How could you not know?

Jason: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner?

Tim: …………

Jason: The discoverer of blood groups!

Tim: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know the guy who discovered them?

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 3 years

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This is so sad

Hasn't Scorpion suffered enough? He's essentially the Charlie Brown of Mortal Kombat.

#incorrect quotes #smash bros #submission #incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #Kazuya #Scorpion #Tekken #Mortal Kombat #meme #babe wake up #new meme just dropped

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bluemingcore · 3 years

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title: ————— summary: Your boyfriend is an idiot (affectionately) and should listen to you.

genre: fluff, humor characters: park jisung (nct) x reader warnings: none; gender neutral; very short drabble! word count: 293 a/n: an omake/offshoot of my previous work, "ma'am this is a bakery" based off of the incorrect quotes generator links: ao3; tumblr (first part)

“The thunderstorm is getting pretty serious out there, are you sure you still want to go see the movie?” You asked your boyfriend as you sat on his bed, waiting for him to put his sneakers on.

“It’s the last day the movie is premiering in theaters. We have to go see it!” Jisung replied, quickly tying his shoelaces.

You sighed, shaking your head at his answer. You looked outside at the gloominess. It was daytime but the severe weather made it seem as if it was dead in the night. The sky lit up in a brilliant purple flash, a deep rumble was then heard, shaking the entire building.

You turned back to Jisung. “Are you sure you want to go out?”

“I already put my shoes on. Let’s go! Don’t worry, I’ll hold the umbrella.”

“That’s not what I’m worried about.”

You and Jisung walked to the elevator together, the harsh pitter patter of the rain could be heard from the hallway of the dormitory. The doors of the elevator shut closed and it began its descent to the first floor. Halfway during its journey, there was a sudden loud boom, shaking the entire elevator, startling you. Before you could even register what happened, the lights in the elevator flickered before shutting off completely. The elevator stopped moving.

“Oh no… The elevator stopped…” You stepped closer to Jisung, clutching onto the sleeve of his hoodie. “…It’s really dark in here.”

“Don’t worry babe I got this.” Jisung then stomps his feet. A bright light of blue and red glows on the floor.

“… Light up Sketchers?”

“Yep, super useful in the storm huh?”

You sighed, shaking your head. You knew it was a bad idea to go out in this weather.

#nct imagines #nct dream #park jisung nct #park jisung x reader #park jisung fanfic #kpop imagines #nct scenarios #nct dream x reader #nct dream scenarios #kpop scenarios #mywriting #blueming kpop imagines

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mrs-bartowski · 3 years

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Genuinely fuck capitalism because if it wasn't for these fuckin networks we could just gather the fandoms and each chip in a few bucks and get the actors to act out whatever the fuck we want because you know they fuckin would. Super popular fic throughout the fandom? Get in character babes it's AU time! Super cute headcanon about a character trait you identify with? Your fave would love to take a few minutes to give you that rep! Super funny incorrect quotes you're dying to hear and see acted out? Dude that takes like 30 seconds and brings a smile to everyone's face why the fuck not?!

I mean you're really tryna tell me that Katie wouldn't convince Mel to fuck her on screen for us given the chance and the money????? 👀👀 probably just the chance tbh

Face facts or perish.

But nooo the rights and the contracts and the MONEY. And I'm not talking about shit that would step on the creators' toes or disrespect their hard work or anything like that. I'm just talking about how fucking incredible it would be to have visual content curated by us that isn't plagued by any of the network's bad decisions or writers' bad...everything. And even better, content that the rest of the fandom - who might not share your particular interests - would only have access to if they actively sought it out.

Doesn't mean there won't be trolls obviously, but imagine a world where there is canon beyond the limitations of network television; but a kind of canon where other people are in no way required to accept it, even if they happen to have seen it, because it's understood that the creators aren't responsible for that content and it's meant for people who want to enjoy that content specifically.

And it doesn't have to be anything fancy or any shit like that, most of that type of content would probably be like Cameos, but if you did want to go all out? Why the fuck not? If you can come up with the money needed to make a whole ass movie - no matter what the quality - that's literally just your faves being a big, dumb, happy family, why don't you deserve to see that kind of simple, pure content?

Do y'all have any fucking clue what I would pay (not that I have money, but ya know on some alternate earth where I'm rich and this is a thing and the world's problems aren't so drastic that I feel guilty for dropping mad money on this type of shit) to see the Legends just fuckin around on the Waverider for 2 hours pulling pranks and playin games and just doin shit that makes them happy? Or the Flash Family (meaning Team Flash and the Forces) having a fuckin game night at Star Labs except it's literally the entire building set up to be an interactive game or some shit? Billions. Trillions. Any amount of money in the world if no one else needed it because I love them and I love seeing them happy because it makes me happy.

And what the fuck is wrong with that? Absolutely nothing, that's what. And thats the kind of shit we should be able to spend our money on instead of literally every second of our lives for a solid 90% of the world's population being reduced to plain old survival. But what's wrong with wanting to live in a world where I can spend my money on actually making myself happy in a way that national/international networks never can?

Because networks don't greenlight that shit. Investors don't pay for that shit. And why should they? That's not everyone's cup of tea and they'd probably be wasting their money because the overall ratings might be horrible and that is perfectly fucking fine. But if I can afford it why can't I see the content I wanna see as long as the people who can give it to me consent to it?

I mean, fuck, one of my favorite episodes of television ever in existence is and without a shred of a doubt will always be the first Euphoria christmas episode (Trouble Don't Last Always). One full hour of Rue sitting at a table talking to Ali about life and love and addiction and all the real shit that you wish people would talk about more often. And the only reason they chose to do such intimate episodes for the two specials although I haven't seen the second one yet because I literally just found out it was a thing was because we're in a fucking global pandemic and they wanted the least people at risk possible.

But I'd give an unreasonable number of things to see that kind of content from all the shows I love. And I guarantee that, for the most part, the actors in most of the shows we truly invest ourselves in are doing this for the fans and many would probably even do the small shit for free if they could.

So, yeah. Fuck this dystopia we all live in and it's inability to satisfy my innate human need for literally any amount of truly self-satisfying content.

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braindeadskeletons · 4 years

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Introduction Post!

Hey everybody! So I decided that I'd settle down and properly do an introduction post. It's something I've been wanting to do for a while but just haven't gotten around to doing it. Now that there's quite a few of you guys (many that I'm now personally friends with!) I decided it's about time that you get to know me a bit. If you'd like to know more about me read below the cut!

Hi! My name is Mina, formerly known as Brain! I’ll still answer to the name Brain but I prefer Mina :) Whatever name you want to throw at me via inbox will work really. My pronouns are she/her and he/him. You can switch between both or just stick to one. Doesn’t make a difference!

I'm also known as The Condiment Queen or Mustard Monarch

(if you know you know)

This is my cutie 'mascot' I guess you could call it. Sona? I don't really know. She's a mixture of those plague doctors designs and a shy guy from mario! I've had her for years with no real use until now. I'm just happy that she has a purpose now!

(I had a picture with her color palette but I lost it. Whoops. She's basically just got a white mask and her robes are dark purple if anybody was curious. My babe is also super tiny. Half of Sans' height if I had to put it to a scale that everyone here would understand. Idk I just like knowing dumb details like that about mascots/sonas.)

To be honest the main thing that encouraged me to actually do this post is when I was asked for a face reveal and I realized hey uh,,,I'm highly uncomfortable doing that?? So here's my little gal that'll take my place where my face should be! Hope that doesn't disappoint anybody too badly lmao.

Some Facts about me!

I don't feel comfortable sharing my exact age but I'm a minor! Please keep that in mind as you interact with me. I don't mind people who are 18+ speaking to me or interacting but just be mindful of the ages when you do!

(Highly doubt that any of you will be weird about this fact but you never know. Tumblr has some real weirdos roaming around.)

My favorite skellie boys are UF! Sans, MF! Sans and HT! Sans. Not really an important fact but I just feel like you can tell a lot about a person from skeleton preference alone so there's that if you were curious for any reason.

I'm also a cancer! My birthday falls on July 15th. Once again, not really an important fact but if you're the person who analyzes based off of zodiac alone there you go. No I'm not a whiny little shit who cries at the drop of a hat over anything I swear;;

This is a lgbtq+ positive blog! I accept everybody on here <3

Unless you're a pedophile trying to pose as lgbtq+ aka those weird ass "MAPs" You have no place here. See yourself the fuck off of my blog.

Anyhow! I'm bisexual, bigender and polyamourus! I have three wonderful S/Os named V, Monty and Blue! I love all three of them a whole bunch so if you hurt any of them I'm gonna kick your ass!! Yeah I'm only like 5'1 and can't do real damage or so you may think but I'll break your kneecaps. I'll find a way <3

I'm currently developing a new au called 'Underemedy!' I can't elaborate much on this project but one day I'll be creating a masterpost on this au to share with everyone! So until then I hope you're all excited for whenever that comes out!! I've been working with a wonderful team of people on this (who will all be tagged properly on the masterpost) and we're all very excited to get this out to you guys!

I’m also one of the mods of the blog @badtotheeyepatch! I’m working with the lovely Snazz on this room mate self insert au that we’re super excited to share with you all! At the time of me writing this we’re only at the beginning of this project and I’m super excited to get the story out there for everyone to see! I’d really appreciate it if you would consider checking out both blogs! Even if you aren’t interested in any kind of self insert au there’s plenty more content that could be your taste that I highly recommend checking out!

Additionally I’m one of the members of the X Reader Squad! The squad is made up of Brain (that me), Viper, Jacket and Rainy! You can find the link to Viper’s blog higher up on this post ^^^ while you can find Jacket here and Rainy here.

[This section of the masterpost will be edited properly once I got a good idea of how this section will look! Big project on the way that’ll be taking this spot once it’s ready to release.]

I created this blog with the goal to make people smile!! That's seriously what I wake up everyday to do like I hop on here so excited to see how you guys are doing and interact with you all!! My main content is incorrect undertale quotes but I can also do quote requests for certain characters, matchups (when I get the motivation to work on them), headcanons, and possibly more in the future! Depends on what you're all interested in seeing! Any and all suggestions are on the table!

With all of that aside I think that's all you need to know?? If you can think of something I should add to this because you wanna know just holler at me. I was kinda just going along with whatever came to mind to say lmao so this is a bit of a mess. Probably left some stuff out.

Anyhow! That's it for me! If you made it this far thank you so much for reading all the way through, it means a lot! I'll see you all around <3

#Brain Speaks #It's done!!#don't talk about how I can't draw hands #bc dear god i k n o w already #hands suck #anyhow as i mentioned before if you'd like to know anything else let me know!!#I'll answer what I can and maybe edit this post a bit #no idea!#this is so weird to make djghsfg #but im glad i did #its abt damn time

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riseofnightwing · 4 years

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Denial - Dick Grayson Imagine

summary/ request: Could I request some funny and smutty thing where reader and dick are having a bet of who gets longer without sex?

pairing: dick grayson x reader

notes: here it is, anony, hope you like it. always a massive thank u to my girls @incorrect-titans-quotes and @nightwingandhistitans <3 xxxxx

The knock on the door made you almost fall out of the chair. You place your hand over your frantic heart trying to calm yourself down. You were too focused on your work to even pay attention to the person on the other side of the room.

When Dick walked in and saw the state you were in, it didn't take two seconds to put two and two together and realized why you were acting that way. A mocking smile appeared on his face knowing exactly that almost two weeks without sex could do to you. Not that he was better. He was living in hell too.

The thing was,you two had made a bet: who could go longer without sex? It started as something funny, you would tease each other constantly for the first few days trying to get the other to surrender, but when the first week passed there were no more playful touches here and there,no more funny faces. It was just plain annoyance at this point.

“I hardly said a word and you are already panting y/s/n” he said, as he sat down on the chair closer to yours.

"Yeah like you're any better. Remember yesterday when Hank patted you on the back, and you almost fell? Yeah, I noticed. You're suffering just as much as me Grayson" you rolled your eyes.

He crossed his legs in the most masculine way, trying to get a reaction out of you, and he did when he saw the way your breath caught in your throat, he smirked.

"You can lie to yourself, babe. But can't lie to me. I see right through you.” Dick said convinced he would make you give up on this stupid bet since he needed you so much.

“I really think we should start working on this super ego of yours. It almost overwhelms me. This room is too small for me, you and him.”

”You speak as if what I'm saying is an outright lie”

“ because it is. It’s only in your head Dickie."

“Whatever helps you sleep at night babe" he shrugged, and pursed his lips nonchalantly.

You were annoyed.

“Did you forget already? When you told me our nights were too good for me to resist you?” You turned your chair to face him “I told you, Grayson, Don’t underestimate me.” You told this part very getting closer and closer to his face, almost touching your lips, trying to tease him as much as he teased you.

“Where are we trying to get with this, anyway?” He asked still close to you” Do you wanna prove how far you can go with this? wouldn't it be easier if you just...surrender?” he asked in a whisper.

“Not an option Grayson” you said with you voice laced with annoyance. He was trying to get under your skin and he was succeeding.

“Have it your way.” He smirked and you felt a shiver run down your spine. “You're just trying to tell your conscience that sex with me isn’t the best experience of your life. When we both know that it is. Just like mine“ His fresh breath hit your face and you swallowed hard.

“Who are you to say what was or was not the best experience of my life?” You frowned and felt a mix of anger indignation in your words. He got closer to you and looked at you deeply.

“Don't get me wrong, y/n. I'm sure you won't like what I'm going to say, but I'll say it anyway” he said and his shining brown eyes flashed in your direction and you had to swallow with anxiety for what he would say.

“Everything about you inspires desire” your body couldn’t answer to your commands anymore when you heard his hoarse voice. “Stop trying to escape reality, y/n”

Dick’s tone was authoritative. He spoke your name again and you felt your legs grow weak.

“Forget this bet and focus on us. Let’s do what we do best” When he whispered the last word, his voice came out as seductive. Your body was shaken by a shiver that ran from your head to the tip of your toes. And a weird but pleasurable sensation settled in your stomach.

Dick’s lips brushed yours and you had no choice but to close your eyes when he did it himself. That way he could feel more accurately all the sensations that exploded in every corner of your body, your chest jumping as your heart raced.

When his hot tongue touched your lips a moan escaped from your mouth. What was once hesitation was now desire, in its purest form.

Raw, unstoppable, inexplicable desire. You just wanted Dick as close to you as possible until there was no other solution but to merge with him.

Realizing that you were already completely dominated, he brought his hands up to your waist and then to your hips, sliding it with strength. When the kiss was broken for shortness of breath with a light bite on your lip, you heard his voice:

“I don't know what I would do if you had rejected me” he whispered, close to your lips.

The connection that was installed was intense. Your breath was gone for a second, so you were able to put the words together coherently:

“It's not like I'm able to do that,” You said, surrendering to him as he kissed you deeply again.

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Your clothes were scattered through the room as you leaned on the wall with his hot body against yours, you and him tried to be as quiet as possible since all the titans were at home.

“You see? It wasn’t that hard to admit” he said with his hoarse voice

“Maybe, but you didn't have to be such a dick about it Grayson” you said as he shut you up with a kiss.

“True. But I needed you just as much as you needed me.”

You put your clothes on and left the room that seemed to be so hot now. When Dick closed the door, with you behind him, you both heard a voice;

“Really, guys? Literally everyone uses that room! Ugh ” Donna said throwing her arms up in the air as she walked away leaving you both to burst out laughing.

“We’re going to hell, Dick”

#dick grayson x reader #dick grayson #dick grayson x y/n #dick grayson imagines #nightwing #nightwing x reader #nightwing x y/n #dc nightwing

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Hey, I love your blog and want to ask you if you could recommend some outer banks blogs?

thanks anon!! i can ABSOLUTELY recommend some blogs, hehe let’s talk about some amazing babes (sorry if i missed anybody, but i’m super tired and probably will). i don’t read any “character x reader” type of fics so i can’t really recommend any of those blogs for you but i can rec some other amazing people!

some incredible gifmakers: @ronnieweasley @toesure @mclines @jj-maybnk @arthusa @danslevys @sci-fi @jodiescomer (the last two aren’t currently giffing obx—i think—but they have some amazing content on their blogs to check out) @jjbanks @czdric @ptersparkers @samwinchesster @madelynsclines @jackpearcsn @sarahcamerons @hvitstark there are probably so many others but those are the ones i can think of right now

some amazing mayward/jjpope, wlw!kie, and kiarah/siara bloggers and writers: @bipopeheyward @ifyourelostyoucanlook @gaygaymaybank @gushes @kiaracameron @backintheggamebaby @edsbev @playitaagain @midsommers @thistreasurehunter @poguesgold

some wonderful obx artists: @birdiesandflowers @eucalyptrat @thesunwillart

some hilarious incorrect quotes obx blogs: @shittyobx @incorrectouterbanks @incorrectobx

i swear there are so many more blogs on here to follow i just can’t think under pressure (sorry if i forgot you!!!), this list doesn’t even scratch the surface of the amazing obx content creators on this site but hope it helps! :)

#obx blog recs #genuinely feel like im forgetting to many ppl but these accts are all fabulous wowza #plz feel free to add on !!!!

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ssa-sugar-tits · 4 years

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to fight some of the negativity circling around lately i wanna spread some love, to my mutuals, to my followers, to some of my favorite blogs in general. i'd honestly tag all of my followers but there's 800 of you-- just know i love each and every one of you. here we go:

♡ @garcias-batcave - eva!! you're so kind and funny asf. and now that you have a writing blog i see you're amazing at that too. you were one of my very first followers on this blog and i've enjoyed getting to know you so much. thank you for being such a positive soul to have in my life.

♡ @emilyprentissistoocute - i love interacting with you!! + your headcanons are so good. it means a lot to me to have you as a part of my tumblr home & as a friend.

♡ @reidingandwriting - you've been so incredibly supportive and i appreciate that immensely. every fic i put out there, you hype and reblog and overall radiate this positive energy that i love.

♡ @ssa-sin-to-win - another beautiful writer! super sweet too. and i loove your whole vibe + aesthetic!!

♡ @vivianabakshani - darling, you're a wonderful person. you're like a tumblr community baby sister and we love having you here. thank you for the constant positivity, stay strong lovely!

♡ @stxrryspencer - we aren't mutuals but your writing is flawless. every series you write is pure perfection. i'm glad you're here, you're doing so great love.

♡ @heat-waveee - my jemily go to. your headcanons make me so happy and you're overall a super sweet person. i love your blog!

♡ @ssaemilyprentits - also not a mutual but your incorrect quote posts are hilarious & a fine line is one of the best fics i've ever read. you're actually the reason i got on tumblr and im so grateful i did. i saw one of your posts on instagram and laughed so hard that i just needed to follow your blog.

♡ @kissessforharryyy - one of my very first followers! you were extremely encouraging from the very beginning and that means the world to me. thank you for the kindness, the support, the love, everything. wishing you all the best babes.

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averitatsuyabnha · 3 years

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Incorrect Haikyuu Quotes Cause I’m bored (Ft. Y/N)

Sugawara: So how was the honeymoon?

Daichi: Y/N got super drunk, and tried to burn our marriage certificate saying “Good luck returning me without the receipt. So I’d say great>

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*in a groupchat*

Y/N: we spend a lot of our lives telling robots we aren’t robots, and doesn’t knowing that make you want to walk into the ocean?

Sugawara: (y/n) it’s 3am please just go to sleep, i’m worried

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Y/N: You’re smiling, did something good happen today?

Tsukishima: I can’t smile because I feel like it?

Yamaguchi: Hinata tripped and fell during practice today

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Kenma: Can you do the thing?

Y/N: Hm? What thing?

Kenma: The thing that never fails to make me happy

Y/N: Oh.

(Y/N): *smiles*

Kenma: Thank you.

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Y/N: Tsukishima won’t come out of the locker room!

Kageyama: just tell him something.

Y/N: like what?

Kageyama: anything factually incorrect.

[five minutes later] Tsukishima, storming out of the locker room: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

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Y/N: Can I get a hug?

Nishinoya: *runs away*

Y/N, disappointed: Aw...

Ennoshita: Oh, he’s coming back!

Y/N: Huh?

Nishinoya: *running full speed at Y/N*

Y/N: Oh.

Y/N, panicking: Oh shit.

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Kuroo: wow that shirt is great, (Y/N).

(Y/N): thanks.

Kuroo : but I bet it would look better on Kenma’s floor

Kenma: are you hitting on (Y/N)... for me?

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(Y/N) : Say yes to Drugs

Yaku: Say no to drugs

Kuroo: it doesn’t matter what you tell drugs

Kuroo : because if you’re talking to drugs you’re taking Drugs

(Y/N): thanks science genius

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Cop: What’re your names?

Bokuto: Don’t tell them, (Y/N)

Cop : (Y/N)...

Bokuto : shit

(Y/N): Nice going, Bokuto

Cop:

(Y/N): fuck.

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Tanaka: hey Y/N...

Y/N: yeah?

Tanaka: can a person breathe in a washing machine while it's on?

Y/N:

Y/N: where's Nishinoya?

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Y/N: why do we sleep? i don't see the reason. what if it's addictive and the mattress companies started it to get more money?

Kuroo: babe, it's 4am. shut up and sleep

Y/N: that's exactly what they want

Kuroo:

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Y/N: waffles are like pancakes but with abs

Kuroo: sometimes i would like to know how your mind works...

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Tendou: tell me a way to be nice to people

Y/N: not killing them

Tendou:

Tendou: that's strange but i'll take it

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#incorrectquotes #imfuckingboredaight #haikyuu

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chloe-bourgeois-is-big-gay · 4 years

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//Day 23//

//Detectives AU//

Dick: Damian, I know that you hate Halloween, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it.

Damian: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?

Marinette: "Kind, sober and fully dressed." Good news, everyone. We found the name of Damian's sex tape!

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Marinette: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

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Marinette: Halloween. Mua-ha-ha-ha. It's heist time. Argh!

Damian: Thought you could get a head start on heist prep? Good luck. I'm already dressed.

Marinette: Well, I'm also dressed, and I made breakfast. Wait, where are my eggs?

Bruce: In my belly.

[BOTH SCREAM]

Bruce: Now get a move on, it's heist time.

Marinette: I love Halloween!

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Damian: He said he'll point him out to us. So you approach on foot from the south, and me and Jason will be in an unmarked car here.

Marinette: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "Me and Jason"? Didn't you mean "Jason and I"?

Damian: Oh, God.

Marinette: I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified? Are you super horny?

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Marinette: He's leaving. Our plan worked.

Damien: We saved our own honeymoon, and fun bonus, we cheered up Bruce.

Marinette: Yes. Okay, it's time to celebrate. You know what that means. This B needs a C in her A.

Damian: Oh, my God.

Marinette: This babe needs a coconut in her arms.

Damian: Oh, I thought you were saying this [bleep] needs a [bleep] in her [bleep].

Marinette: Oh, my God.

Damian: Yeah, that was my reaction.

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Marinette: Look, no one gave me the idea. I decided to ask Damian to marry me all on my own on April 28th.

Damian: [flashback] [GASPS] There's a typo in this crossword puzzle.

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Marinette: Rules are made to be broken.

Damian: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Marinette: Uh, piñatas.

Jason: Glow sticks.

Marinette: Karate boards.

Jason: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Marinette: Rules.

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I wasn't sure what to do so I did b99 incorrect quotes

@daminette-december2019

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superbabetotherescue · 3 years

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Dick: i'm really good at identifying birds

Damian, pointing at some geese: okay, what about those

Dick: yep, those are definitely birds

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alexmercermolina · 4 years

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Tagged by @meangirlsx – thank u babe love ya!!

coffee or tea:

i don’t really drink either all that much but i do love a good tea when my mom makes it for me, and i LOVE iced coffee with all the sugar so it doesn’t taste like coffee lmao - soph

both pretty much any way except I can’t deal with caffeinated coffee cause i’m weak - ellie

early bird or night owl:

night owl 100%, i hate waking up early - soph

early bird (but only when i’m happy lmaoo) - ellie

chocolate or vanilla:

i can only stomach chocolate on certain occasions but when i can it’s the BEST - soph

chocolate!! - ellie

spring or fall:

fall for sure it’s so cute with the leaves changing - soph

uhh spring because summer is my favourite season so at least I know it’s coming up but tbh i don’t love spring or fall i’m very much a summer and winter person - ellie

silver or gold:

gold probably it’s so pretty - soph

umm both?? - ellie

pop or alternative:

idk what alternative is anymore but i do love a good pop song - soph

either!!- ellie

freckles or dimples:

FRECKLES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH - soph

SAME ABOUT THE FRECKLES - ellie

snakes or sharks:

sneks - soph

i fucking love sharks like snakes are rad too but sharks are just SO COOL - ellie

mountains or fields:

i love gallivanting through a field and i have asthma so i feel like climbing a mountain would be bad news for me BUT theyre so pretty - soph

a field on a mountain - ellie

thunder or lightning:

both at the same time (this just happened and it was so pretty) - soph

BOTH i love a storm - ellie

Egyptian mythology or Greek mythology:

greek mythology for sure, i had a class on it in high school and it’s just so interesting - soph

Okay tbh I’ve never gotten super into either but Egyptian but I also studied like lots of diff mythologies in university and I gotta say my faves were Mesopotamian and Mesoamerican - ellie

ivory or scarlet:

scarlet prob - soph

scarlet i guess - ellie

flute or lyre:

i tried to play the flute once and it did not go well and the lyre is kinda like a guitar which i can play so that - soph

Yeah i agree i’m going with the lyre mainly cause i am so bad at the flute and could probably make something similar to music on a lyre - ellie

opal or diamond:

opal is sooooo pretty - soph

opal cause diamonds are unnecessary and shouldn’t be expensive - ellie

butterflies or honeybees:

both!!! im getting a butterfly tattoo once covid calms down more but i love bees so much - soph

i mean both i LOVE bugs but probably bees I really want to have a beehive one day - ellie

macaroons or eclairs:

eclairs for sure, but i do love the coconut macaroons (not the french ones though) - soph

i don’t LOVE either but eclairs but i like making macarons cause they’re pretty - ellie

typewritten or handwritten:

im a way faster typer but i think handwritten things are so cute - soph

handwritten cause i’m tired of being on my computer lol - ellie

secret garden or secret library:

oooooh a garden to get lost in for sure - soph

GARDEN - ellie

rooftop or balcony:

ok so like usually i’d say rooftop but during covid we were stuck sitting on our roof when we wanted to be outside and our next door neighbours had a balcony and they had so much more space to do things ya know? - soph

uh def a balcony for soph’s reasons - ellie

spicy or mild:

spicy in moderation and also depending on the day! - soph

SPICY ALWAYS i don’t like food unless it’s a little painful - ellie

opera or ballet:

ballet - soph

ballet for sure - ellie

London or Paris:

i’ve been to london for like 18 hours and it was cute but i didn’t get to see all the sights, so i’d go back there! but also paris so i can improve my french - soph

okay so i actually lived in both cities somehow lmaoo and i think paris??? cause it has better and cheaper food mostly - ellie

Vincent van Gogh or Claude Monet:

ooooh monet i think but also van gogh was a legend - soph

def van gogh - ellie

denim or leather:

denim 1000000% the amount of mom jeans and dad shorts i own.....embarrassing - soph

denim denim denim - ellie

potions or spells:

spells for sure theyre so much less effort - soph

potions cause i like cooking - ellie

ocean or desert:

ocean!!!! - soph

omg uh both but i’m going with desert cause i miss being warm - ellie

mermaids or sirens:

mermaids for sure - we just watched H2O just add water and now i wanna be a mermaid sooo bad - soph

for sure mermaids for soph’s reasons - ellie

masquerade ball or cocktail party:

a masquerade ball would be so fun but like not like in shows where no one recognizes each other cause that’s unrealistic lmao - soph

anything where i get to wear something fancy cause i never get to wear fancy things - ellie

blue or red:

red! - soph

red! - ellie

tomato or cucumber:

i used to hate tomatoes but now i’m getting back into them so i think i’ll go with that (but cucumbers make pickles and i loooooove pickles) - soph

tomatoes are like 70% of my diet - ellie

sunrise or sunset:

sunset, theyre so stunning - soph

sunrise!! - ellie

jellyfish or angelfish:

jellyfish are so funny like they literally just sting you and then you have to pee on it???? hysterical - soph

i don’t even know what an angelfish is lmao - ellie

sheer or opaque:

probably opaque unless it’s a going out top and then i love a good sheer - soph

sheer cause why not - ellie

forest or hallway:

this is such a random comparison so i guess forest - soph

forest ofc - ellie

we tag @willieandalex @oozing-chemistry @phantomsalex @perfectharmony @incorrect-jatp-quotes @only-here-for-jatp @sunsetjulies and whoever else wants to!!!! xx

#sunset--curve #soph + ellie posted this #tag game #soph + ellie get personal

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okimargarvez · 4 years

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What she says, what he thinks

Garcia: If you must know, I hung out with my boyfriend, who is super hot and awesome and totally in love with me.

Luke: That's cool. You guys go out or...

What Luke really thinks: Fuck, she is lying, isn't she? She really needs to say that? With all those many details?

Garcia: No. We stayed in and he helped me with some fingering techniques.

What Luke thinks: Uh-oh, she said fingering techniques? I already knew she is able with her hands, she can find everything on the web, but this...

Garcia: For my clarinet, which I practice and he helps me, and this conversation is making me uncomfortable...

What Luke thinks: Yeah, yeah, the clarinet, of course. This doesn't make it look less ambiguous. And not even the way you talk. Too fast, babe. But I like when you blush. Oh, really like it.

Garcia: ...and, I'm sorry, I must go, Agent Hotchner needs me.

What Luke thinks: How can she be sexier when she pretends to be professional? Can't stop think about her in a lawyer suit. Oh, she is going away, better if I say something, possible something clever.

Luke: I made Lasagna!

What Luke really thinks: Yeah, well played, Alvez.

Garcia: I do not care.

What Luke thinks: I'll make you change your mind. Sooner or later. Most probably later.

Other incorrect quotes

#Garvez #criminal minds #Cm #penelope garcia #luke alvez #luke alvez x penelope garcia #penelope garcia x luke alvez #penelope x luke #luke x penelope #garcia x alvez #alvez x garcia #incorrect quotes #12x1 #the crimson king

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