Jin: WHO ATE MY FUCKING YOGURT?! I swear I'm going to k-
Y/n: I did?
Jin: kiss you and buy some more, you honestly haven't been eating enough lately. *walks away*
Y/n: He's gone, Tete
Tae, coming out of the closet with yogurt stuffed in his mouth: twankh yuh
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Unless you open up and share your feelings, no one can understand what you’re going through.
Kim Taehyung
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Unless you open up and share your feelings, no one can understand what you’re going through.
Kim Taehyung
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Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung?
Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise
Taehyung: Is it soup?
Jin: I soup-pose it could be
Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns
Jin: You never soup-port my jokes
*After dinner*
Jungkook: It was fucking tacos
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[ sets the kitchen on fire ]
hoseok : shit we need an adult!!
jungkook : YOU'RE AN ADULT
hoseok, looking extremely horrified : oh fuck
jungkook : WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET JIN HYUNG
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Unless you open up and share your feelings, no one can understand what you’re going through.
Kim Taehyung
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Seokjin: What happens to nitrogen when it becomes day?
Seokjin: It becomes daytrogen.
Yoongi: I'm going to bed.
Seokjin: Good nitrogen.
Jungkook: Sleep tightrogen.
Taehyung: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.
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Namjoon: I have no fear.
Staff: Jimin and Jungkook will be sitting next together during the fan sign
Namjoon: I have ONE fear
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Taehyung : The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Namjoon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Yoongi: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
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Yoongi, picking up the phone: what's wrong?
Y/n: why do you always ask that? just because I’m calling doesn’t mean something’s wrong!
Yoongi:
Y/n: anyway, could you come home? Tae's joined a cult
Jimin, in the background: WE NEED AN ADULT!
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Namjoon, pointing to an alien: What's that!?
Taehyung: An alien
Jungkook: It said 'bring me to your leader'
Namjoon, panicking: AND YOU BROUGHT IT TO ME?!
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BTS Incorrect quotes #2
Jimin: Why are your tongues purple?
Taehyung: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Y/N: I had a red one.
Jimin: oh.
Jimin: ....
Jimin: OH.
Jungkook:
Jungkook: You drank each other's slushies?
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Namjoon: I saw Jimin and Taehyung hugging
Namjoon: And then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense
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