#the grandmaster headcanon

[3kidsinacoat]

#I think the difference in how the OGs get treated is very funny #Shen jiu is the third most written for svsss character on ao3; there's a ton of headcanons and discourse surrounding him etc #And half of the mdzs fandom doesn't even know mxy's name #At least I think so #I'm not that active in the mdzs fandom #scumbag self saving system #scum villains self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #scum villian self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo xuanyu #Shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #Mxtx #Memes #Svsss #Mdzs #original shang qinghua

[gentlegentian]

"lan wangji is so scary and intimidating"

lan wangji goes blurp blurp with the water of his bath.

#lan wangji #lan zhan #lwj #mo dao su zhi #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism #the untamed #mdzs headcanons #cql #gentlegentian

[twistedappletree]

Qin Su & A-Ling 🌼

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs fanart #jin ling #jin rulan #qin su #fanart #my art #OOPS it’s my headcanon that they played dress up together~ ✨😌🌸 #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #art #was gonna do more with this but got lazy and tired so this is all y’all get LMAO #queueing this one too #💕💕💕💕 #toss a queue to your witcher

[autisticboybattleroyale]

AUTISTIC BOY BATTLE ROYALE

Kim Dokja X Lan Zhan

#autistic boy battle royale #autism #polls tournament #autistic headcanon #polls #round 1 #kim Dokja #kdj #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #lan zhan #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #MDZS #The untamed

[lilapplesheadcannons]

"average bedtime for a Lan is 9 pm sharp" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Lan goes to sleep whenever they want. The twin Jades, who were raised by Lan Qiren who wanted at least 2 hours of uninterrupted alonetime from baby nephews before bed, are outliers adn should not have been counted

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs headcanons #lan xichen #lan wangji #lan qiren #twin jades #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan wangji and his shufu #mdzs characters as famous tumblr memes

[coulsandies]

mdzs headcanon of the day #224 !

wei ying is an avid spammer. lan wangji’s phone is always blowing up bc of him

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs headcanons #mxtx mdzs #mxtx #grand master of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic arts #founder of demonic cultivation #founder of diabolism #cql #the untamed #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian

[huaenrose]

Xie Lian: I managed to improve myself at this! Here, what do you think?

Shen Qingqiu: Hmm. (Tastes, dies and comes back to life again)

Wei Wuxian: (Looks, claps his hands) Wow, in demonic cultivation I'm the founder, but you're definitely a master!

Xie Lian: It was supposed to be... Noodles...

#heaven official's blessing #hob #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #rfzx #scum villian self saving system #svsss #mo dao su zhi #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #gmodc #xie lian #shen qingqiu #wei wuixan #mo xiang tong xiu #mxtx #headcanons

[scrivenger-grimgar]

MDZS headcanon time! WWX’s guidao songs all have names, just like lan music!

[Settling] listening to the spirits and consoling them, offering kindness and compassion to let them calm (its the guidao equivalent to [Calming], ie “putting a toddler in time out until they behave properly”).

[Catharsis] asking or directing spirits to fight for the player, to vent their frustration in a controlled setting.

[Agitation] stirring up residual or ambient yin qi for use, creating an oppressive atmosphere.

[Askance] thinking specific questions allow for spirits to come forward and give relevant information.

[Guiding] mentally marking an individual or set of individuals to be attacked/targeted.

[Locative] asking spirit to look for a person, place, or thing.

[Agony] directing spirits to mentally torment targets.

[Distillation] to cast off smaller grievances and isolate large grievances.

[Mischief] to play subtle tricks on targets, destroying objects, disturbing order, and hexing things.

[Awakening] mass corpse controlling song.

[Calling] to guide a spirit to possess a physical object, like ceramic dolls, corpses, paper men, or puppets.

[Invitation] to invite a spiritual cognition to inhabit a compatible corpse.

[Respite] telling spirits to not harm.

#wwx #mdzs #mxtx mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mo dao su zhi #guidao #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #the untamed #wei wuxian #yiling laozu #yiling patriarch #mdzs headcanons #mxtx #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #demonic cultivation #cultivation headcanon

[danmeiconnoisseur]

why hello there may i interest you in my mdzs formula 1 au?

#when i told my friend about this she said ‘f1 is only for straight ppl’ #but i have so many headcanons i may write a fic #race engineer nhs is everything to me #mdzs #mxtx #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxain #lan wangji #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #wangxian #sangcheng

[whumpbby]

I'm not making fun, I'm just saying that MDZS would be so much better if every Sect Leader outfit integrated a boob window.

Likes, a special guan and hairdo is all very nice, but I think an open chest would be a much better call-sign, especially from a distance. Better for visually impaired. It would also raise morale exponentially!

Just saying.

#mdzs #headcanon #sect leaders are steonger yeah? #they need more space & air #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #let them breathe!

[hattoririma]

I just realized that Wei Wuxian has ADHD.

can't hold himself still for a class

creative mind

bad memory

very passionate about what he likes

extra curious

strong sense of justice

very sensible and caring

messy af

very talkative

brilliant but bad in school

literally burned himself out and died

#wei wuxian #wei ying #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wangxian #adhd #the untamed #headcanon #this is basically canon tho #seriously #adhd representation

[imreallyonthishellsite]

Modern wei wuxian with a tramp stamp send tweet

#mdzs #the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #mdzs headcanons #He would totally get one as “joke” tattoo even tho he doesn't show it to anyone #this came to me in a vision #And because I keep seeing modern wwx with tattoos but I haven't seen anybody mention this soo

[gentlegentian]

lan wangji who doesnt like touch. lan wangji who doesn't talk much. lan wangji who sticks to strict routines. lan wangji who doesn't often show facial expressions. lan wangji who didnt understand his mother died when people told him she had 'gone away'. lan wangji who struggled to convey his emotions and wants. lan wangji who said 'if the face shows nothing, listen to the heartbeat.' lan wangji who is autistic.

#lwj #lan wangji #lan zhan #mdzs headcanons #mxtx mdzs #mdzs #mdzs au #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism #the untamed #cql #headcanon #autism #neurodivergent #gentlegentian

[twistedappletree]

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #apple memes 🍎 #I had to I’m sorry lmFAOOO #adding to the headcanon that Jin Ling is afraid of spiders 🕷️ 😌✨ #spider #spider tw #lan jingyi #jin ling #mdzs juniors #precious juniors #jin rulan #mistress jin #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx #the princess and the goblin

[wenningisthebestboy]

The more Lan Qiren talks, the more I'm convinced that Twin Jades's mother was researching resentful energy and got caught by Lan's teacher. He tried to punish her with a whip/kill her for following the orthodox path of cultivation. Madam Lan refused to subdue and killed Lan's teacher in self-defense. This goat hates Wei Ying too much, and I don't believe it's due to the memories of Wei Ying's mother. It's more likely that Wei Ying is the exact copy of Madam Lan.

P.S.: You can find an extended version of this idea as a drabble on ao3, it's called "Us against the world" by always_not_enough

#tv commentary #mdzs #the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #i'm obsessed #wei wuxian #wei ying #madam lan #mdzs headcanons

[lilapplesheadcannons]

MDZS cooks, rated by Jiang Yanli, the Queen of soup.

Wei Wuxian: abomination unto the kitchen gods! Eating his food is just the beginning of your suffering because rest assured, it'll hurt more coming out.

Lan Wangji: Actually decent at making simple dishes. Stickler for recipes.

Jin ZiXuan: Messes up the spice drawer and substitutes sugar for salt. Get him out of her kitchen!

Jiang Cheng: Elaborate, fancy recipes. Leaves a mountain of dishes in the sink.

Nie MingJue: Stress baker. Makes excuisite croissants, thanks to his upper arm strength.

Nie HuaiSang: Self-declared taste-tester. Will finish off an entire pot just tasting. Persona non grata in the kitchen.

Lan Xichen: Partner in Sunday baking class. Tends to slightly overmix cake batters and make dense spongecakes.

Jin GuangYao: Doesn't cook, but has a palate that should be preserved for posterity. Can tell all the ingredients in a recipe from one taste and recommend whatever is needed to fix it.

Jin Ling: Ruined the microwave trying to cook an egg.

Lan SiZhui: Takes after both his parents. As in, can cook simple recipes but tends to overspice.

Lan JingYi: Would rather live on takeouts and cup noodles.

Ouyang Zizhen: That child will probably get kidnapped one day, lured by a piece of cake. Can't boil water.

Jiang Fengmian: Actually knows his way around the kitchen.

Yu ZiYuan: Can toast bread and slather jam on it. That's pretty much it.

Lan Qiren: Excuse me? Why cook yourself when you can pay someone else to do it?

Wei ChangZe: King of barbecue. Has a secret spice mix that he hides from everyone.

Cangse Sanren: Can't believe she's saying this, but actually agrees with goatee Lan.

Wen Qing: Coffee connoisseur. Hasn't bothered to explore the rest of the food pyramid.

Wen Ning: Master Chef material.

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs headcanons #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #cql #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan wangji #lan xichen #nie mingjue #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #jin guangyao #jin ling #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #lan qiren #ouyang zizhen #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #madam yu #wen qing #wen ning