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smash-chu · 2 months

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make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-

#shitpost #pot dog #pot dot #doodles #sites just remain normal challenge impossible #i can barely manage having a tumblr and a twitter account to both post to #the prospect of making more accounts more places just because shit may go down in flames or threaten to do so is exhausting #i will remain here until the ship is at the very bottom of the ocean cause i'm so tired of extending myself for social media efficiency

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tiredfoxtf · 9 months

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No, but this is actually crazy in the most dystopian sense.

#> tired shitpost #ai topic #mcyt

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yamikakyuu · 1 year

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Me every damn day

#Spam bot #I'm so tired #shit post #tumblr memes #Shitpost #Im ace leave me alone #asexual

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sepia-stained-sunset · 1 year

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Bruce being so done with life because none of his kids treat their medical files on the batcomputer with the importance it deserves. And the worst part is, he can't tell if it's on purpose or if they're all Just Like That.

Dick:

He loves his eldest son but for some reason, he refuses to do anything but put down estimated recovery times in his injuries folder. It's usually in the range of "2 weeks" to "48 hours" but that just leaves Bruce worrying about what happened.

One time, he put down 3 months and he nearly had a heart attack till his son called and told him Kor'i had dumped him and that this was how long he was going to be wallowing.

Jason:

Is nice enough to tell him what happened but doesn't add the degree of injury.

So he'll put down "stabbed" but won't elaborate on whether it was a flesh wound or worse. Bruce goes grey very, very early after Jason is on the field.

Tim:

Gives him just the location of the injury and leaves him to guess what happened.

Could say "arm" or "back of the head" or, on one memorable occasion, "spleen", but won't say what the heck happened to any of those parts.

Was he stabbed?? Shot at?? Who knows. Certainly not Bruce.

Damian:

Only mentions the retribution he got for any injuries he received.

"It's been handled", "he'll never be able to get the drop on me again" and more often than not, just the word "avenged".

Bruce is surprised he has any of his original hair colour left at all.

Duke:

By far the worst one. He writes down injuries in terms of his own pain scale.

Could write "OW!" or "Not Gucci" or "Better than that time Jason hit me in the face with a TV remote".

Once wrote "Non-fatal" which sent Bruce into a spiral because "holy shit Duke?? What do you mean non-fatal?? Yeah I sure hope your injuries weren't lethal?!"

Cass:

Has never been injured on patrol. Often leaves him question marks in her file which...yeah, fair enough.

#batfam shenanigans #bruce wayne #tired dad bruce wayne #batkids #batsiblings #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #duke thomas #cass cain #long post #batdad #batfam #batfam shitpost

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ohposhers · 3 months

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besties !!!

#creek ruining branchs life one day at a time #trolls #trolls band together #branch trolls #creek trolls #floyd trolls #fleek trolls #my art #idek im so tired sorry this is such a lazy shitpost

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guinevereslancelot · 1 year

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hot singles with empty blogs in your area won't stop following you! you can't block them fast enough! it's too late! they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes... drums. drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow moves in the dark... we cannot get out. they are coming.

#getting sick and tired of these hot singles in my area.....#will staff ever do anything abt the pornbots i'm under seige here #lotr #this has been a shitpost #there is no escape from the hot singles #1k

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junorsky · 3 months

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yes I was sober when I made this

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shitpost #sketches #fanart #baldur's gate 3 raphael #yurgir #devil #it would've been dull anyway #I will never get tired of that stupid joke #thanks larian

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months

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anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

#not a shitpost #serious post #ask to tag #tw trauma #cptsd #c-ptsd #and if so we should TALK about it #because it means there are a whole group of survivors out there whose mental health regularly worsens during holidays #like i know i am most certainly not the only person who feels an undefined Dread hanging over christmas/my birthday/july 4 etc #bc too many shitty things happened during those times and now my brain is hypervigilant bc traditionally these are the Danger Times #and this seems like it would be particularly common for survivors of abusive/dysfunctional households (aka most people with c-ptsd)#because holidays/vacations typically mean 1) the whole family is together/being forced to interact #2) and undergoing external stressors e.g. travel/relatives aka 'outsiders' visiting/routines & coping mechanisms being interrupted etc #3) there is social pressure for this to be a Fun Family Bonding Experience which only highlights the cracks in the foundation #and exposes the common Everything Is Fine/We Are A Happy Family lie #4) the cognitive dissonance of feeling tired/anxious/stressed/afraid during a time when you are 'supposed' to be Making Good Memories #and then everyone is angry/tired/anxious/triggered and things boil over and something or someone goes Very Wrong #weird that i'm posting this in october when halloween is...sort of the ONLY holiday i have only good and happy feelings towards #i got lucky there #also i have positive feelings towards Labor Day but that's for socialist reasons

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tinyfantasminha · 6 months

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guys unfortunately ace trappola has to die I have to kill him

#twisted wonderland #twst meme #twst shitpost #jack howl #ace trappola #THEY SHARED 3 EVENTS TOGETHER..... AND IN ALL OF THEM JACK IS R CARD WHILE ACE IS SR OR HIGHER 💀HOW IS THIS FAIR #JACK IS ON HIS FOURTH R CARD. FOURTHHHHHHH #ACE HAS ZERO EVENT R CARDS #I hope after this ace gets thrown in R jail and jack starts getting the SRs im so SICK AND TIRED FOR THIS #this is no longer an anti-idia zone its an anti-trappola zone #i want that twink obliterated #also me: *wants to roll for ace playful dress SSR*

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king-r4t · 1 year

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Silly little guy

#welcome home #welcome home fandom #welcome home wally #wally darling #shitpost #drawing #art #my art #idk I was tired and i Don’t know what to draw #low quality for comedic purposes

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aaliyrah · 7 months

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the boys are passenger princes who need big strong women to save them

#im also tired of throwing astarions ASS LIKE #also bg3 revived me hi guys #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #gale #wyll #bg3 shitpost

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etrevil · 5 months

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What is up with the emo boys and them leaving their partner having a technical makeout session

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l3viat8an · 2 months

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MC: the human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock….resting on the beach warmed by the sun...unaware of the trials and tribulations of human life.

Satan: Do you need to talk?

MC: I wish I was a croissant.