no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
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you and i, we maximoffs — we have each other. that's all we'll ever need.
thank you @l1-b1 for drawing wanda and pietro for me, i'm obsessed with them and with your art. you always do such a wonderful job capturing the twins. ♥️
(X/MCU fans DNI).
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Peter: Hey, mom, can you-
Nat: Did you just call me mom?
Yelena: He just called you mom.
Wanda, walking in: What’s going on?
Yelena: Peter called Natasha mom.
Wanda: Oh my god, Peter, you called her mom?!?
Peter: *nervous sweats* Yes?
Nat: DO IT AGAIN, I’VE NEVER FELT SO HAPPY!
Kate, walking in: Hey, moms, when are we gonna-
Kate:
Nat: MY BABIES!
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Y/N, playing rock, paper and scissors with Yelena, miserably losing: Damn it!
Wanda: There's no shame in admitting defeat.
Y/N: You don't understand. She's getting tired.
Wanda: She's not tired. That's the point. She's a machine.
Y/N: Just once, would you believe in me?! As my girlfriend, aren't you supposed to be my... Rock!
Yelena: [still winning]
Y/N: Noo!
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steve INSISTS on creating a discord server for the avengers by himself, he spends a good month figuring it all out with the help of bucky, adding announcements, rules, and bots so it looks ‘cool’
it ends up being used for everything but work, bucky and sam argue on three different chats all day while peter randomly pops in with a reference. tony is never online until he is and pepper is the only moderator asides from steve.
nat only replies to peter and sometimes makes fun of clint but otherwise doesn’t use it, bruce only ever uses it at night, him and peter usually start discussing his dna and make up really random theories ( tony shows up if he’s awake )
wanda and vision only use the general chat and send serious questions ( steve is grateful. ) that is until wanda starts getting into conspiracy theories and suddenly everyone’s arguing about a flat earth and the illumanti
peter randomly tags bucky to see if he knows a reference or a meme.
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