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inthememetime · 2 years

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Danny and Jazz get adopted by Harley Quinn, Pamela Isley, and Waylon Jones after the Fenton Adults accidentally forget about their kids after a science convention in Gotham. Jazz is ten and Danny is six, this uses your version of young Danny in which he can safely eat anything.

Danny and Jazz develop differently in Gotham with a loving trio of parents to guide them through life in Gotham, the Batfamily cannot comprehend how to kids raised by three supervillians can be so normal (by Gotham's twisted standards).

Also for this idea Harley is married to both Pamela and Waylon which is fully legal in the court of law, Harley is the glue that ultimately keeps their family unit together.

KILLER CROC! KILLER CROC! KILLER CR- *somebody slaps me*

Whoo! Ok, sorry, he's such a fun villain. Here we go!

It was less Harley, Waylon, and Pamela adopting them and more Jazz and Danny adopting the trio.

Danny pretty much latched onto Waylon. Literally. With teeth. Waylon thought it was hilarious, brought the gremlin home, and bam! another kid was riding on his back the whole time and he didn't notice.

At first, they try to find their parents, but the kids don't want to leave. As in 'causing potentially deadly shenanigans' don't want to leave.

And you know what? They can respect that. Waylon falls first. Not only are these kids Not Afraid of him, the little biter won't leave him alone. He shares Waylon's food (people don't like to get within 5 feet of a guy named Killer Croc when he's eating for a Reason), and he somehow accidentally starts teaching Danny how to hunt in the sewers and abandoned buildings.

(Does Danny get a taste for human flesh in this? Probably.)

Jazz likes the human mind, she's insatiably curious, and so she gets the nickname of Harley's little duckling. (Changes to Red Swan or something badass later, but she keeps the goose/swan/duck in her name because those are Scary Birds) (ooh or maybe The Cassowary)

Danny gets a nickname too. Maybe Gator-Bog or something?

More under the cut!

Despite Waylon's insistence that Danny is adopted, they all believe he's his biological son because they have witnessed Danny: bite the Joker's nose off when he got too close, eat a sewer rat, nearly bite Tim's fingers off (luckily he was wearing heavy gloves), hiss like a creachur, and he also sets off Damian's 'dangerous animal let me pet it' alarms.

Danny can eat everything because he's contaminated by ectoplasm, so there's also the reflecting eyes, sharp teeth, and weird strength.

Batman returns Danny to his 'dad' at least once a month. Keeping Danny out of Shenanigans is pretty much a full time job, so he's a lot less of a frequent bat-villain lately.

Jazz, meanwhile, seems perfectly normal. This leads to the batfam kidnapping her at least once a month for several years. Hilariously, when Danny is cleaned up, he gets confused for Damian until he opens his mouth leading to multiple accidental kidnappings.

By the time the Fentons find Danny, the batfam is just cackling. "That kid? Go ahead, pick him up. Just count your fingers after."

By the time they find Jazz, the batfam is no longer laughing because they had some weird ghost netting that managed to hold Gator-Boy.

At some point, Constantine arrives and continuously tries to persuade everyone that Danny is a ghost.

Damian is the least kidnapped member of the batfam, despite being the youngest, because kidnappers have accidentally mistaken Danny for Damian before. The ones who managed to keep their lives (Waylon is never happy about people kidnapped either of his kids), and their fingers/noses/ears (Danny has and will happily rip a kidnappers face off) spread the rumor.

When Danny actually, finally dies and becomes a halfa, because ghosts look like how they see themselves, he turns into a ghostly version of Killer Croc.

Hilariously, everyone STILL believes Constantine is wrong. That's no ghost. Clearly, that's a were-crocodile.

Danny is still a hero! Sort of. He takes a bite out of crime- literally.

Vlad tries to kidnap him. It does Not Go Well. For Vlad. Danny, Pamela, Jazz, Harley, and Waylon have a great time.

"That's a ghost!" "Yes, Constantine, Plasmius is a ghost, we know." "Danny is too!" "Leave sleeping were-gators lie, honestly"

Damian and Danny regularly blame hijinks on the other. "Damian, who beat an abusive zoo owner nearly to death?' " Gator-boy, most likely." "Danny, who rescued 200 people from Mr. Freeze?" "I heard that one of the Wayne kids was there."

Alternatively for Vlad: realizes the Fentons abandoned their kids like they abandoned him and becomes the weird, slightly concerning uncle. Teaches Danny all about being a halfa, but also has cloned him.

"You cloned my son?!" "It was an accident!" "There are 4 clones!!!!" "Oops?"

Constantine breaks down into tears because there's now 6 ghosts in Gotham, and nobody believes him about 5.

Danny, the were-gator. David the were-skeleton. Don the were-Frankenstein, Michael the were-dinosaur, and of course Dani the were-shark.

Vlad's 'children' go trick or treating as sheet ghosts to Constantine's house every year because it's always hilarious.

#danny phantom #inthememetime #danny phantom au #vlad masters #jack fenton #maddie fenton #waylon jones #killer croc #poison ivy #pamela isley #harley quinn #dp x dc #constantine #batfam #ask answered #come ask me things

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callsign-songbird · 2 months

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OK ok ok, my mind is churning with an AU

So, we know Charlie's wonderful slasher Simon AU, right? Well, I just finished the second scream movie and BOY do I have thoughts for my own vaiernt of the Slasher Simon AU.

College.

Sports.

Murder.

Of course, not for any convoluted reason like Micky or Ms. Lumen, no. Just because Simon had a rough upbringing, and it's one of the only ways he knows how to releive stress. Besides, he's always found knives and firearms fascinating, especially his KBAR and his Snake Eye. The first time was an accident, the second time felt good, and after that? After that was just... Ghost.

They can go to an rotc specializing college (idk if those exist, but it's 4 am, I'll finesse the details later) ANYWAY they can be split up by Dorms!! Like, dorm TF141, and K0RT4C.

Laswell could be the headmistress, or Vice President

Price would totally be the golden boy dorm leader. He has to make sure that the boys under his jurisdiction stay safe and abide by dorm rules. He totally acts like the father of the group and always gets mistaken for a teacher (although, he does tutor students who fall behind, even if they aren't in his dorm)

Gaz could be the clumsy right-hand man who always has the scoop around campus (Golden retriever boy) always wears a baseball cap or letterman jacket, sometimes both.) He's the little brother of the group, definitely. Not to the point where he is baby, but definitely to the point where the others help him out a bit more and tend to give him advice (whether it's warranted or not) and he totally looks up to Price.

Soap is a study abroad student from Scotland who takes his studies almost as serious as his Rugby. A total Jock, but not the sleazy kind, the kind that takes a drunk girl home and writes her a note explaining what happened while leaving a bucket by her bed and some pedialite on the bedside (because not everyone can drink like him) going with the brother theme, Soap is TOTALLY the older brother, you can't tell me I'm wrong. I totally headcannon that he grew up in a stable household with three younger sisters, so he's just used to being the big brother.

Simon would (obviously) be the Ghostface. The scream movies are really good at keeping you guessing who the killers are, so it really wouldn't be obvious at all. He's buff from sports and the time he spends either at the gym or training in martial arts for his expected military career, of course he still likes dark humor and really bad jokes, and has a penchant for skull themed clothes, going as far as to wear a skull-print balaclava in winter. (Soap has declared himself as Simon's best friend. Simon won't admit it, but it's true.) Keeping up with the brothers theme, Simon is DEFINITELY a middle child. Quiet, reserved, brooding, tries to keep to himself so people tend to overlook him. Middle child all the way in this dorm dynamic. (Though, being a murder isn't exactly his LIFE, more of a hobby to let off steam, so it isn't really the focal point of the AU so much as college shenanigans)

And Roach (Because in my AU roach is alive and well) if the dorm is a family, then Roach is the pet, or the Wine uncle who occasionally shows up at 3 in the morning to steal snacks. Roach is the dorm party animal, always up to trouble, always has a drink, everyone loves him, and he always seems to know everything about everyone on campus. But he's also a feral gremlin who says and does weird things (like taking naps in the ceiling on lunch) all the time, so half the time no one takes him seriously. Odd and feral as he may be, he's still part of the dorm, and everyone treats him as such.

I still have to think about the K0RT4K dormmates and their dynamic, as well as the Ghosts squad, but oh my gosh, let me know if you want any more, and please send asks if you're interested! Though, I'll probably be drabbling more about it anyway, lol

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wepsi · 2 years

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You tuned into a cat?! Reaction of Om brothers + undatables

Original art post is here please check it out!

Scenario: Satan as always is trying to play a prank on Lucifer, he and belphie bribed beel to bake a magical potion into a dessert. While they were off discussing how to trick Lucifer into eating it, you walz into the room and notice Beel baking, and a beautiful piece of dessert sitting on the table, you couldn't help but take a bite. It was delicious but you immediately started feeling weird, is the ceiling getting taller? huh that's weird, maybe you're fainting and falling to the ground. Just then Satan enters the room and his expression is as if he seen a ghost, you finally take a look at your... paws? It doesn't take you long to connect the dots in your head, and looking at Satan who is still shocked, "um? can you stop staring for a sec and help me?" Gn reader SFW

Lucifer

Usually his brother shenanigans gave him a headache but this one he doesn't mind (He won't admit he likes it)

Your white fur shedding will really stand out on his dark outfit, but he doesn't mind letting the other brothers see how much time you spend with him and on him.

Will definitely have you sit on his lap while he does his never ending paperwork, will also reach down and pet you every now and then, feeling a surge of pride when u accidentally purr.

"You can lay on my lap anytime, I feel less stressed with you here."

Mammon

Will pick you up and spin you around when he first sees you, "My little human is now a little cat! You are so fluffy!" as he buries his face in you fur.

Doesn't let anyone else hold or pet you, you are only his to touch

Will buy a cat backpack with the viewing window and take you on rides, to parties, casinos, and where ever he goes

"Isn't it fun always being with the great mammon! you should do this when you turn back too!"

Leviathan

Isn't fazed at all when he first heard of the situation, this is just like one of his anime with the super long name. Doesn't touch or pick you up until you give a million reassurances, gets extremely flustered when he finally did.

Since you have no hands you cannot play games, but no problem! This calls for a anime marathon.

Will also try to hog you for himself in his room,why would you want to spend time with his idiot brothers when you can watch anime with him!

"Hey how long are you going to stay in that form? Whatever it is I hope it's longer than that!" (immediately feels bad for saying that)

Satan

He can hardly contain his excitement, not to mention Lucifer can't kick you out like the rest of the cats he's had.

Definitely the most knowledgeable when it comes to cats, will educate you on everything you need and don't need to know about cats.

Will splurge and buy all the cat trees, toys, treats and whatnot.

Will also let you sit on his lap while he reads and his hand never stops petting you unless to turn a page in his book.

" Did you know cats sleep 12-16 hours a day? Well you can spend all those hours on my lap little kitten <3."

Asmodeus

Literally shirked when he saw you, you were SO CUTE! Almost as cute as him! Immediately tries to hold, snuggle, and kiss you earning a scowl from Mammon.

Will pamper you, brush your hair, dye it, paint your nails, and make you the prettiest cat devildom has ever seen.

Will take soooooo many pictures of you to upload onto devilgram, will also try to take you and make you and him the center of every party.

"I'm going to make you the prettiest cat in all three realms! Now what color hair and nails are we going to do today?"

Beelzebub

Everyone had to stop him from eating you several times, but after he finally ate something and not see you as food it was actually pretty fun!

He will take you with him to the gym and let you sit on his back and chest while he does push ups, sit ups and whatnot.

Will also let you sit on his shoulder while he goes about his day, with him being so big and tall he doesn't even notice your weight, and the view from that high up is amazing.

Also tries to feed you all kinds of food, Until Satan gave him a harsh lecture on what cats can and can't eat.

"Would you like some of this cake? Oh wait Satan said cats can't have dairy :("

Belphagor

Belphie knows that cats sleep 12-16 hours so when he heard you turned into a cat he was actually a little happy.

Now you can nap as much as he does so he can cling onto you at all times. You were his and now you can be with him all the time.

Was excited to snuggle your cat form and was not disappointed, you were the softest, warmest, fluffiest pillow, scratch that you are better than any pillow in any realm.

When you purred while snuggled up to him, it definitely stroked his ego, that you loved it and him this much to be purring in your sleep! Now he can only wish that you were dreaming of him as well.

"You look sleepy, come under the covers you've been up for over two hours now! I warmed the blankets up for you."

Diavolo

Though he should be feeling bad that this happened to his exchanged student, he can't help feeling extremely amused by the situation.

Will let you run around the castle and jump onto tall areas, even if you accidentally break something he will just laugh it off and tell you he will cover it.

Will carry you around with him under the guise of protecting you. Also persistent on being the one holding you to barbatos.

"My apologies for the behaviors of the brothers, but this is a really fun situation no?"

Barbatos

This type of situation isn't uncommon in devildom, but this time it involves you which has his interest peaked.

Will still have tea parties with you, but instead coming up with a recipe for catnip tea so you can enjoy tea with everyone else. coming up with new tea recipes for cats has been extremely enjoyable for him.

Will offer to clean up your litter box which made you flush and through stutters you tell him you don't use one and just go to the bathroom as usual. Also cleans up after your cat impulse messes.

"Was that tea to your liking? I added something different and special this time ;)"

Simeon

Hearing your situation definitely strikes a idea in him for a book series or mini series.

you can sit behind his laptop feeling the warmth as he types away, occasionally petting you on the head.

Brings him so much joy when you purr and rub against his leg and his hand. Will constantly try to pet you at all times, which of course you don't mind, he is very gentle and sweet.

"Though I'm the angle here you definitely look and feel like one, would you like some more pets?"

Luke

Like Asmo squeals with delight when he sees you as this cute tiny fluffy creature. He's finally not the smallest person anymore!

Will also carry you in his backpack everywhere, to the amusement park, attempts to sneak you into school, and wants you to sleep over with him every night.

After begrudgingly consulting Satan on what cats can and can't eat, Luke tries bake you all kinds of cat friendly desserts and snacks. How sweet!

"Try this! What do you think? Also stay over tonight too, you can't trust those demons especially now you're so small."

Solomon

When you ask him if he can help you he shakes his head. To be honest he didn't even bother to try, the spell will wear off on it's own, there's no reason to speed it up when you look so cute!

Will put a invisibility spell on you so he can sneak you with him to school, and smile down at you every now and then making your heart flutter.

Will do all kinds of magic on you to have fun with you, making you float? easy. Making bubbles appear for you to bat at, for sure!

Finds it amusing that your fur and his hair is the same color, will also brush your fur for you.

"What would you like to try today after school? I can try to make some snacks as well, no? Then would your like to float again?"

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hmshermitcraft · 7 months

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!For theme with antihero polyboatem!

Now the guys don’t often wonder about Pearl’s past but they all know how they each other got their powers Impulse, and Mumbo got theirs via lab accidents and Grian was born with his but not a single one of them knows how Pearl got her ghost wolves, and it was honestly pretty weird because they’ve seen what she’s capable of and it’s both very hot but also a tad terrifying. Because while they love her they can never forget the time she unleashed a literal tidal wave of wolves onto the city because a rival CEO tried to frame Scar for cheating until the CEO apologized. Safe to say they don’t want a repeat of that any time soon…ok maybe Grian does but that’s besides the point.

So they start digging and digging until they hit a roadblock and start having to get…creative with their methods. Now Pearl loves her partners with a burning passion they treat her like a regular person instead of psychotic woman who has a army of ghost dogs at her beck and call but she’s noticing their starting to look into her past and she’s…scared. Every time this happens people leave her and she doesn’t want to be alone anymore so she does the only thing her twisted little mind can think of…she eats the evidence! Ok she doesn’t actually eat it she just feeds it to the ghost puppers until she’s caught by Mumbo in the middle of the night in the act…whoops.

So now all five of them are sitting in the middle of the living room and Pearl starts to explain her powers came from the fact she was born really weak to the point her parents were scared she wouldn’t last a day so they took her to a “doctor” that via weird magic and necromancy shenanigans she lived!…Kinda she’s basically stuck in a state of both being alive and undead that she can’t really figure out and one day she just started seeing ghosts of animals that she could touch and play with…and unfortunately for her that’s where things started to take a darker turn. And the more she tried to explain the more she just cried and sobbed until she went nonverbal only to find herself being hugged by her partners telling her if she doesn’t want to talk about it she doesn’t have to and apologizing over each other that they shouldn’t have tried to dig into it.

And for awhile Pearl stayed nonverbal. But she made sure they knew she still loved them the occasional wolf there the occasional wolf here keeping tabs on them making sure their ok. But when she started talking again the others made sure she was treated like a queen and told her whenever she’s ready she can talk to them…which might be sooner then later.

Rando anon

There's plenty of things they don't like to talk about either, so they know not to force Pearl to. It's nice to understand her a bit more, but not if it upsets her. They need to trust each other for this relationship - personal and 'professional' - to work. And as eccentric as Pearl can be, they trust her. No matter what strange power backstory she might have.

Plus, the wolves adore her, and by extension, all of them too. They know how dangerous and deadly they can be, but it's hard to equate that with the wolves constantly bugging them for belly rubs, sleeping under Mumbo's desk or trying to fit in Grian's lap. One acts as a service dog for Scar when he needs it, too!

So, if Pearl's animals are any indication, then Pearl is alright as well.

#hermitshipping #ask #grian tag #pearl tag #scar tag #mumbo tag #impulse tag #poly boatem #rando anon #mod 🎀#weekly theme: ghosts

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papaver-decervicatus · 9 months

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Headcanons- Simon "Ghost" Riley

Sorry in advance, these are the least organized by FAR and the longest because Roach is my all time fav COD character so a lot of Simon's is just "this is how I would put roach in the story :)" and I also love tattoos and piercings so

Birthday December 22nd, 1993

Early life

The calculation used for his birth year was that he would have been about 29 during the events of MW2 (he enlisted at 17 in 2001, so in 2013 during MW2 he would’ve been about 29.) Therefore, 2022-1993 would be 29 years old during the MWII campaign.

Born in a small rural village outside of Manchester, but moved to the city when he was 10.

His mother, Meredith met his father, Paul at a music festival in Manchester and became pregnant shortly after.

She had Simon at 17 and married Paul, 23, at the urging of her devoutly Protestant parents once they found out she was pregnant.

His father was a construction worker, and was terribly abusive to his family, his mother never had a job or a way to escape because she was practically abandoned by her family after Simon’s birth.

Tommy was 4 years younger.

Undiagnosed autism spectrum disorder. Mostly manifests in masking, sensory issues, unwillingness to break schedules, etc.

I consider most of the Ghost comic canon, except moved up to the appropriate time.

Specialty Section: Roach

I can't wait for this all to need a rewrite in November

Grew up with Gary Roach Sanderson. Some headcanons about Gary include

Is not deaf, but both of his parents are so he almost exclusively communicated in BSL as a child.

Simon was one of the “weird kids” from a combination of his autism and abusive home life. The two got put together on a project once and were inseparable ever since.

Gary definitely always had more energy but Simon was the more outgoing of the two. Simon used to be a very outgoing, casual flirt to the point that Gary would have to drag him away from parties. (The personality of MW2 Ghost, very talkative.)

The two are like brothers. They enlisted at the same time.

Simon and Gary got into some minor teenage shenanigans, drinking, smoking at school, playing truant, etc. they both were definitely the sort of kids that went under the radar, nothing special.

Gary got his name Roach from escaping various explosions relatively unscathed, which led to the joke “only a nuke could kill Roach”.

Unfortunately, this was not the case. Roach lost both his left arm and leg in an IED explosion of which he was the only survivor. He retired from combat after this and now works remotely as a radio technician and software engineer for the SAS in Manchester.

Ghost genuinely considered retiring to help take care of Roach, but Roach wouldn’t let him. He knows Simon can’t really live in a civilian setting anymore.

Ghost lives with Roach when on leave and not doing other things. He the only person outside of the army he really considers a friend that knows his full story.

Brief and nonspecific timeline

As a private, was under Price’s US friend for a few missions. Put in a good word and had him and Gary sent to Price.

Met Price as a corporal, at the time he was charismatic, flirtatious, and generally outgoing after he got over his initial month or so of shyness. Was in Price’s squad for a mission along with Roach.

Went back and specially trained with prices US sniper friend. This is where Simon met Alex as well.

All of her Snipers got names based on “pest animals” (affectionately named “Pest Patrol” or “The Critter Corps” by graduates and Price.)

Gary got Roach for being able to bounce back from any explosion

Alex got Cotton Mouth because he casually picked one up and broke its neck during training once

Simon got the name “Possum” because he was incredibly skilled at “playing possum” or playing dead. Survived multiple really tight missions for his ability to blend in with corpses.

Went to a different squad, gains his Lieutenant rank

Roba happens, Ghost is born.

Captain Price pulls a lot of strings for Simon to make "the Ghost" a tenable position. This makes Price a lot of enemies out of higher-ups but he doesn’t give a damn.

Ghost and Roach are put into a squad together not with price. Work together for three or so years before the IED that wounds Roach.

Roach retires. Ghost bounces around positions because he’s legally “an asset” and not a man anymore.

Task force 141. Knows Gaz for about a year before he meets Soap in Las Almas.

General

He is triggered by Christmas and the holiday season, he found his family massacred on his birthday so neither Christmas or his Birthday are a positive association anymore.

The only person who’s given him a birthday or Christmas present since the massacre is Gaz, which didn’t upset Ghost like he thought it would. Mostly because Gaz didn’t know and Ghost couldn’t have expected him to.

Does not have any technology besides a cellphone and a computer he is required to for his job. The only three non-work related numbers in his phone are his tattoo artist/piercer, Roach, and his therapist

He genuinely enjoys gardening and baking but doesn’t do them frequently because of his life status.

Has a terrible, terrible, terrible sweet tooth, when he can get away with it. When no one is around this man is putting 5 heaping tablespoons of sugar in his tea, but no milk. Never milk.

Doesn’t like hard or sour candy, but does enjoy chocolate and biscuits.

He can, and will, and frequently does, eat all three meals in one sitting. He will eat 400 grams of protein in 4,000 calories in 20 minutes. He eats alone in his room because this shit terrifies people.

Endothermic body build, he’s built like a rugby player. His musculature is not “lean and mean” he is built like a discus thrower.

VENUS DIMPLES

When in public only wears a black surgical mask so as not to frighten others

It’s specifically to cover his Glasgow smile and lip scarring, which is prominent on his lower face

Jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, trainers, the occasional football-themed jersey or cap, nothing special

He has a fake civilian identity that not even Price knows the details of for anonymity's sake.

Has a full sleeve of tattoos and also a patchwork arm sleeve

He's actually famous in the Manchester tattoo scene as a lot of apprentices' first human canvas, under his fake civilian name of course.

Originally he got the war sleeve after his first deployment but went back after he became Ghost to get a tattoo over Roba’s name that was burned into him

The first tattoo artist asked him what tattoos he wanted on the wall and he said “All of 'em.”

His current tattoo artist is a scarification expert, she helped him design a piece to cover Roba’s name on his left hip, it’s a memorial piece to his family with the names “Merideth, Tommy, Beth, and Joey” held on a scroll by an Angel with the massacre date in Roman numerals

He continues to go back to this artist whenever he wants new ink, she is also his piercer. He does not care about his body and the ink on it, so she tries to schedule apprentices with him as their first because he can sit well/is not picky about his ink.

She sends him various pieces of body jewelry for his piercings at random under the guise of “let me know how this goes, wanna know if I can recommend it” etc but it’s really because she cares about him but also knows he won’t let her get him gifts for no reason.

A massive picture of his pierced nipple is in her shop as an example of her work

Has a shitton of piercings including but not limited to:

Quadruple lopes

Two conch

Rooks

Helix

Flats

Industrial (left only)

Bridge (taken out, since healed)

Tongue

Smiley

Lower lip (taken out, since healed)

He’s missing his left nipple, so he has both a vertical and horizontal nipple piercing on his right

4 Jacob’s ladder

Prince Albert's

Ghost wanted a married life and a family before Roba but does not anymore. He intends on dying in the field, he does not think about kids or retirement or alternative careers or dating. He loved Joseph and Tommy and Beth and his mum with all his heart and was a little jealous of the happy companionship they'd found for themselves, he stopped wanting it when he realized how quickly it could be taken away.

Typically avoids attachments because he knows how “loose ends” can end up harming loved ones. He has failed at this, very very very badly.

Ghosts most toxic trait is that he is falsely cynical. He will tell himself til he's blue in the face that he doesn't really care, it doesn't really matter, he doesn't really deserve love, that it's just not important when in reality he cares deeply. Caring is a liability so he tries very hard to cut that part of his brain out, he works out, he doesn't socialize, he avoids attachments because he is convinced he will ruin it for others. He doesn't even know what it is, until it's too late, just like how it took Johnny in Las Almas almost dying for him to open up to him.

Talents, special bonds, ETC

Trained to be a butcher in high school, before he and Roach joined the army. He retained his butchering and knife skills from this time.

Phenomenal aim, he can throw even the least aerodynamic thing and it will hit it's target.

He is a great baker, but a terrible cook besides grilling. No one knows its him, but he will leave trays of fresh baked goods in base rec-rooms.

Surprisingly, he is the softest on recruits when they mess up. He has an uncannily calm ability to diffuse most any situation and turn it into a learning experience, he also will not tell Price if he doesn't think it's that bad.

The inverse of this is if it's bad, his explosion about it is fucking bad.

Kids gravitate towards him and when push comes to shove he is great with kids. He is not terribly comfortable around children but kids love him. Its bittersweet because they remind him of Joey.

Is incredibly close with both Gaz and Soap but in different ways. He sees them both as reflections of him and Roach. As much shit as he gives them, he could not see himself without Gaz's quiet and calm understanding helping him remember how to be human or Soap's loud and explosive personality helping him remember just what being alive feels like.

Price may see Ghost as an equal, but Ghost does not see Price as one, he considers Price very far above him in every possible way. He does not know what Price sees in him.

#navigation -> headcanon tag #simon ghost riley #cod mwii #ghost mwii #gary roach sanderson cod #roach cod

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drawnecromancy · 25 days

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WIP questions tag

Tagged by @leotheponderer, thank youu :D

Rules : Answer as many (or as few) of the questions about your WIP as you can.

I'm going to answer these for (spins wheel) Le prix du sang.

1. What was the first part of your WIP that you created?

The skeleton of the first chapter... out of a weird ass dream I had one time.

2. Who are your favourite character(s) and why ?

Hélianthe because he's incredibly annoying but I am in love with him. I need to punch him in the face and hunt him for sport. I'd let him bite me. Etc.

3. What has been your biggest struggle while writing your WIP ?

Consistency, lol. Both in how often I write and how much I write. I am cursed with can't concentrate disease and while meds helped with trying to write once a week, it still. Wasn't as much as I would've liked to. That and school doesn't help at all.

Also not making characters better than they are supposed to be, because they're all supposed to be assholes, but because I liked a secondary character, I started trying to give them morals or whatever. Thanks, Anne de Monthaut, for making my life harder.

4. Are there any animals in your story ?

Horses, sometimes.

5. How do your characters get around ?

Horses, mostly. And feet.

6. What part of your WIP are you working on right now ?

None, technically ! I've finished the first draft and am taking a break as I research some things for believability. I'm not making historical fiction, so I don't NEED to be historically accurate, but I want my story to be cohesive and believable, you know ?

7. What aspects of your WIP do you think will draw people in?

Hopefully ? The inherent shenanigans of terrible people doing terrible things for the audience's pleasure. They're all assholes. It's incredibly funny.

Also maybe the fact that both of the romantic leads are bisexual or something but I don't particularly intend to make this a selling point; it's going to be there whether people are prepared or not.

Under the cut : the original 9 questions; including the few i haven't been able to answer. Also the people I'm tagging.

1. What was the first part of your WIP that you created?

2. If your story was a TV show, what would the intro song be?

3. Who are your favourite character(s) and why?

4. What other pieces of media could share a fan base with your WIP?

5. What has been your biggest struggle while writing your WIP?

6. Are there any animals in your story?

7. How do your characters get around?

8. What part of your WIP are you working on right now?

9. What aspects of your WIP do you think will draw people in?

Tagging : @isabellebissonrouthier, @the-stray-storyteller, @holdmyteaplease, @jezifster, @ceph-the-ghost-writer, aaaaand @multi-lefaiye ! As always no pressure if you don't feel like it lol.

#hélianthe et atropa #really couldn't answer the TV show one because i genuinely do not think of my wip as a TV show #^robably on account of never watching any TV show #so i don't have much of a sense of intro songs for these #also the fanbase thing is like. man idk. I live under a rck #rock*#LOL #tag games #this was fun !

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THEORY: Colin "Liar" Meloy of The Decemberists is a furry and possible Monsterfucker, who wants to drown.

Evidence abounds.

1. The Crane Wife: the whole album and 1, 2, or 3 of the songs are about story from Japanese folklore, about a man who rescues a crane, then marries a mysterious woman who shows up shortly afterwards, then WHOOPS SHENANIGANS HAPPEN, TURNS OUT SHE'S THE CRANE.

2. The Hazards of Love. The first song (past the instrumental prelude) is "so Margaret rode out into the woods, and found a wounded fawn, and then things got magically weird"

The next song is "so Margaret is pregnant now"

3. Rusalka, Rusalka.

"so there are these river mermaid girls and they're deadly but they're also so sexy and whoops I am drowned now."

4. Leslie Anne Levine

It's their first song off their first LP, and it's about a ghost who is in love with another ghost. I'm not saying ghost-love is inherently monsterfuckery, but it's not NOT monsterfuckery.

5. Down by the Water

"The lash-flashing Leda Of Pier Nineteen"

Leda was a queen of Sparta, who was seduced by Zeus, in the form of... A swan.

Our boy has a favorite species. Nothing wrong with that.

6. Yankee Bayonet

It's another ghost-love story. Here only one of them is dead, at least.

7. Margaret in Captivity

I know I've mentioned The Hazards of Love as a whole-album reference, but I just remembered that The Rake calls Margaret "my precious captive swan". WE GET IT COLIN, YOU LIKE SWANS. JUST SHOW US YOUR FURSONA ALREADY.

8. The Hazards of Love 4 (The Drowned)

William and Margaret are both dead. They're drowned, which is something of a theme. But their ghosts are in love, and marry (how does "till death do us part" work when you're already dead?). More ghost love, and in this case it's furry ghost love. Kinky.

9. Riverswim

This song references water (obviously) and drowning, and I wouldn't bring it up it except there's also the mention of a certain native American cannibalism spirit, one you should not name, and given his history with songs about monsters and spirits and animal spirits, I'm not certain he doesn't want to fuck it.

So yeah.

I'm not gonna tally up all the talk of drowning, but it is a constant theme. From "I don't mind" off their first EP back in 2001, to "Midlist Author" off their 2018 EP, drowning is never far from the mind of Colin Meloy.

You could make some joke about how it's ironic, given that he comes from the landlocked state of Montana, but we all know that's just "the popular myth". His real story is much weirder and more tragic.

#the decemberists #Colin Meloy

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cadmusfly · 2 months

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magical girl marshalate au

Uh.

This is just a dump of what I ended up rambling about on discord to various people because i cant stop, very slightly edited but I can't really be bothered writing this up into a proper thing right now

so have pure unfiltered lowercase cad sentence fragments after the cut (you too can experience this by adding me on discord)

I do not have plans for this apart from some silly doodles, I don't even have that much magical girl show experience, this is just. based off vague tropes that other things parody or something, feel free to steal or remix these ideas or whatever

link to the doodles of Shining Sabre (Lannes) and Sentinel Strategist (Soult)

if anyone has any additional ideas just throw them at me

but basically yeah TL;DR:

A mix of angsty schoolkids, exhausted college students and overworked office workers are actually the reincarnations of Napoleon's trusted generals! A strange penguin claiming to be Napoleon has empowered a school boy and an office worker with magical powers, entrusting them with the mission to find and awaken the hearts of the others while fighting off the evil Coalition of Nightmares! Will the Magnificent Marshals reunite in this strange modern times, or will they fall to shadow and darkness?!?!?! And is Napoleon actually telling the truth????

so we have some kind of magical napoleon who is trapped in the form of a cute cartoon mascot penguin, some kind of ghost or fairy or alien or maybe even The Real Historical Napoleon

who is seeking the reincarnations of his marshals and needs to awaken their hearts to magic in order to fight against something he claims

so the ones that he's awakened - it would be very funny and self indulgent to me personally for the first ones to be lannes and soult - are tasked with finding the others

but they are stymied by the Nightmare Coalition, who are pretty much evil shadow monsters until evil magical girls Alexander and Wellington show up

but also napoleon might not be telling the whole truth or something

i think that napoleon is genuinely looking forward to reuniting with his pals, and doesn't want to awaken junot because of what happened to historical!junot

but also napoleon has some sort of agenda he's not telling people, whihc couild be something like the Nightmare Coalition isn't actually evil

and they arose to stop him from conquering the world or something

why is he okay with awakening lannes but not junot, why is he specifically awakening the reincarnations of his marshals, those certainly are questions

duroc is either another cute funny animal who napoleon hangs out with, or duroc is a normal guy at whose house napoleon crashes

i cant decide whether to have the marshal reincarnations be schoolboys at a high school, or... office workers, that would be really funny

oh my god some of them are high schoolers, some of them are uni students, some of them are office workers theres 26 of them

... if we have soult and lannes forced to work together, lannes is the office worker, soult is a high schooler because. the other way around would make too much sense.

and soult is just so fucking done with this adult man being so stupid

and lannes is like "this is the prime of your life! you should be enjoying yourself, young man!!"

their ages do not match up with their historical ages because thats funnier

junot is a schoolboy

bessieres and murat are college students who are roommates

murat is doing a degree in uhhh fashion design or theatre and he also does SCA reenactment so he knows how to hold a sword! but he has no clue about the napoleonic stuff

bessieres is a perpetually exhausted med student who is a hairdresser on the side

courtesy of @phatburd, ney is a normal guy who actually isnt like the historical ney at all, but. due to all the shenanigans and weirdness - he is in a sparkly short skirt fighting monsters - he just gets more done and fed up with everything and thus more aggro

(could be fun in a horror/creepy way if its because of past life memories taking over, i do like my identity horror, or could just play it for comedy by having him just. be like that due to all the nonsense)

lannes is a glass cannon who has super speed and is fast, soult may be able to do green lantern esque-summoning but takes a really long time to do it so he can't react quickly, ney may be literally on fire, murat has illusory copies of himself because he's so vain

im this close to giving everyone RWBY esque stupid weapon combos

soult has a gunscythe because. baker soult memes -> bread is made of wheat -> scythes cut wheat

lannes has a gunsabre

anyway feel free to tell me additional ideas for the Magnificent Marshals or whatever

maybe we can have other people in the setting awaken like Josephine or Caroline as tuxedo masks or something

what even is this au

#cadmus rambles #cad rambles about dead frenchmen on main #magnificent marshals au #i guess thats a tag now

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craycraybluejay · 6 months

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I remember a tv show that I watched when I was v little in my dreams but whats fucking me up is w everything that happened idk if its real. ITS SO detailed. and I REMEMBER VIVIDLY seeing it like on tv or online or something.

Gonna write down some stuff about it

Stuff in the actual show I believe:

It's set in some sort of school or after school place or something like that?

There was something off about the school in terms of what it taught. Like I remember there was math and science but there was also magic or ghosts or something

The kids had these weird bright yellow poles for i think fighting something or other? and they were shaped sorta like broomsticks but sleeker material and the end was tilted and off center but it did not have a sharp edge. also there were no bristles. i think there was also a bright yellow pack or bucket to match

There was a house preparing for a big Halloween party and all the kids from the school were to be there

The student desks were connected desks (ie: chair connected to table by plastic/metal/wooden bar)

I remember the show was named something that sounded really cool to me like "Celeste" or something. Like a pretty/interesting word, you know?

The show is appropriately colourful for a children's show; not excessively but like. A normal amount.

It's an animated show, 2d I think but with some experimental stuff that looks like cgi or something? idk im not well informed on animations inner workings

The kids are fighting something in the show; probably monsters or demons or ghosts or dark magic or something

At least 1 or 2 of the kids' parents are teachers at the school, maybe more

The artstyle was NOT photorealistic, which makes the contents of my dream stranger. It was a classic american kids cartoon look, cutesy and understandable but not very detailed

There are allusions to some terrible evil within the show as well as allusions to an event with this evil that we never see on screen but know that the kids played some role in and its hinted that "some were taken by the evil" whether that means death/kidnapping or the kid deciding to switch sides (or both!) is unknown. I assume SI was one of, possibly the only possibly not, one of the kids who switched sides during this vague event. I'm not actually sure if SI is alive in the show or just a dead plot device but they were alive in my dream.

The school says that the event with this Big Bad was a "stain on the school's history" and the show gives us a few scenes of kids whispering/gossiping about what happened but I dont think it was enough info to fully understand what it was. Either way, I don't remember.

Most of the show is just school shenanigans between students and sometimes between parents/teachers and students fighting whatever bad stuff with what they learned in the alternative class in their school that isnt in actual schools. There are a few lightly referenced dark topics but for the most part everyone seems to have a happy family, healthy friendships, etc.

There's an episode where someone's pet or older family member (dont remember which) dies and some superstitious person tells the kid that the Big Bad took that important soul from their life. the kid cries in school a lot of the day and learns about the power of friendship or whatever when so many students and teachers come to comfort them and state their condolences.

Stuff that I can't tell might be either:

There were familiar faces there that I could've sworn I met irl but idk if it was meant to be like that or part of the actual show

It was a self insert show. As in, I saw myself as one of the characters and was able to interact with the world and characters. I'm sure my actual face being on TV is definitely impossible, and some AI that could make some kind of visual illusion/computer learning that could make you personally see your own self is probably impossible in that time period. now it may somehow become possible idk. Maybe there was just a scary relatable character there and I forgot and lost it to obscurity?

There was a science teacher that confronted me that vaguely resembled very unspecific memories of some teacher or other from my early years. I doubt the teacher in the show WAS her or even like her but I know almost for sure that there was a confrontation with some science teacher in the show. She yells at a character for being a dropout and acting like such a good student and then something terrible happening. May I add this has never happened to me and while I was a weird kid I was very good to my teachers and liked them a lot.

There were two girls "I" or the SI character was acquaintances/friends with. I know in the show they werent the girls I had at one point knew (lets call them E and A) but I also know almost definitely there were two friend girl characters in the show in relation to the SI.

SI bikes away from the Halloween House in an emotional state and ends up in a wealthy and unfamiliar neighbourhood. Fenced mansions and greener than green flora. SI is stopped by police I guess patrolling the area and they ask whats wrong and where SI is coming from/going and if SI is lost. SI, or my version of SI, says that they are coming from a friend's Halloween thing (half true) and are going straight home since they did their part (a flagrant lie, SI has no idea where they are or even if theyre in the same town at this point). SI says they're okay and after some hassling the cops leave them alone.

Stuff unique to my dream:

I THINK a former special person in my life being there (lets call them M) was NOT in the show.

The house in the aforementioned Halloween party prep was M's house, and when SI showed up and asked if they could come to the party, M said "maybe" and then took SI aside to say how SI made them uncomfortable now/wasnt part of the Group anymore and how SI must make sure not to do and then stated a really random list of things that i dont think was either in the show or my life

#lost media #or something #idk this one's a head scratcher #help is this a real thing what is it and how much has my brain twisted/modified it #tip of my tongue #nostalgia #dreams #vague memories #old tv show #kids cartoon #idk whether to tag this as unreality bc i genuinely think at least some of it is real content from a real show

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Last few night’s dreams were like an entire fucking anime arc man: a recounting

DATE: JULY 14/15, 2023

Ok, so I’ve been having some weird and intense ass dreams lately that have been kinda-sorta connected in a weird way. Mostly because they all have this fucker as a main antagonist/villain in some way:

Yep

It’s gonna only get more cringe from here folks

Basically, his motivations/schemes were pretty similar to Elias’s shenanigans from back in the day (I haven’t seen him or “Dream” in my dreams for a while now and have assumed they were either captured or killed by the multiverse’s higher ups for their meddling, thank god amirite?).

The whole story behind him and why he’s after me in a nutshell is that he apparently has this one sided crush/obsession with the Peppino from his timeline, but was heartbroken after finding out Pep actually hates his guts the hard way (ie, getting the shit beat outta him in the game’s ending). So instead of, y’know, getting over it and moving on like a normal person, our old “pal” Tontino decided to kidnap someone, use some kinda weird black magic to transform them into Peppino, and basically just hold them hostage for the rest of their days. And UNFORTUNATELY for me, I just so happened to be the “someone” he (seemingly randomly) chose for this plan B of sorts. (Note: I’ve managed to escape his imprisonment several times, but the persistent bastard KEEPS. COMING. BACK. I HATE IT.)

I remember the context for how he got his hands on the weird black magic/curse stuff was that he made this pact of sorts with these ghost/demon creatures from another, fantasy-style verse known as The Dark Ones, who ended up appearing in the second or third dream I had featuring him along with their rivals/good counterparts, The Spirits.

Now, the actual anime arc-type shit started in the 4th PH dream where he was made by the Dark Ones to find some kinda ancient relic called the InfraStone which was supposed to have immense magical power as part of their deal/pact…only for the stone to possess him once he found it.

This incident led to him going mad from the stone’s power and betraying and absorbing the Dark Ones, which only added to his newfound power. The rest of the dream was me kinda-sorta teaming up with The Spirits and some other magic users to stop his rampage and free the Dark Ones from his control.

Now, as if this saga couldn’t get complicated enough, there was a part 2 to this 4th dream.

Part 2 took place several months after the possession incident, since part 1 The Dark Ones and The Spirits have seemingly made peace with each other and I (or at least the self I had control of in that dream) ended up living with the magic people that assisted me and the Spirits in a sorta found family of sorts. At this point, it’s been quite a bit since anyone in the fantasy verse had seen or heard of PH’s shenanigans and he was assumed to have fled from there back to the PT verse.

Nope, not in the slightest. Shit was just getting started.

Turns out PH was busy making what I can only describe as Pizza Tower 2: Electric Boogaloo in order to have his “revenge” against me and maybe try to capture me again. I remember that since the old bosses from the game were still in the PT fictoverse completely unaware of PH’s current whereabouts, the “bosses” in the second Pizza Tower were basically innocent people from the fantasy verse PH kidnapped and transformed/mutated into horrifying amalgamations that had slight resemblances to the original bosses. (I have no fucking idea how he did this since the Dark Ones have revoked there pact with him since the possession incident, for good reasons ngl) When he finally revealed the whole shebang, I remember my first instinct was to nope outta there as fast as I could (something I’m quite good at in my dreams, but could never do irl cause I’m out of shape af) only for him to catch up to me a LOT faster than humanly possible if I’m being honest. Upon being caught, he did the whole turning me into Peppino thing again, saying I wouldn’t be able to be turned back until I faced him in the tower. (Which I was probably gonna have to do anyway to save the other people he cursed and get his ass outta that verse for good.) I think there was also this catch where if I took too long to complete the Tower, the Peppino TF curse would start affecting my mind as well, mentally turning me into him as well as physically, leaving nothing left of me (or at least that version of me) behind, but my brain might’ve just made that up after the fact for the sake of drama/angst.

The dream basically ended there so idk if I succeeded in conquering the tower and freeing everyone trapped in it, but considering PH has barely showed up in my dreams since then, I think I was able to make it.

So yeah, another dream recounted. Hope you enjoyed, might make more drawing stuff of this dream in the future if I feel like it :)

#jewel's dream journal #pseudo tower #neo shut the fuck up #me irl #self insert #pizza tower #pizzahead #peppino spaghetti #my art #body horror #slowly getting used to drawing the pt characters #they honestly look pretty good in my art style :)

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You mentioned AS Four getting Legend as an Animal companion- how did that work out for them? I foresee some shenanigans and frustration lol.

Oh yeah, absolutely.

The entire time Legend is like “by the golden three, they’re all so fucking sad and stupid” (as if he wasn’t also sad and stupid at his age), while Four is like “is this my spirit guide or something??? Why is he a jerk?”

Their relationship as far as bunny Legend and Four is a little confusing, since time travel itself is confusing. Four recognizes bunny Legend as his little companion when they meet during LU, but Legend doesn’t recognize him back. Meanwhile during Four’s adventure, Legend recognizes him but he doesn’t recognize Legend since LU hasn’t happened yet.

The first time Four met bunny Legend was sometime after he been roaming around. The colors spent a lot of time exploring Hyrule and reintroducing themselves to the world around them. They were mostly doing side quests, getting money, and buying clothes. They’d officially settled on their color nicknames by then, and had begun to create some semblance group cohesion (though the few shrines they’d attempted had been difficult and frustrating to say the least).

Legend showed up, and their first meeting went about like this (Blue was promptly bitten). Despite this rocky start, he kept showing up, and the colors accepted him. The widely agreed upon nickname for him was Pink (matching their color theme), though Vio also kept calling him Yardstick because “he has three feet” (only Green thought it was funny).

By this point, Legend had already lived his life. He‘s older, more mature, and had been pulled from his afterlife to help Four out. He doesn’t mind, though, especially since he remembers Hyrule had done the same for him once upon a time. Hyrule had appeared as the ghost of a Great Fairy (or maybe just a normal ghost; Legend had assumed he was a Great Fairy at the time), rather than an animal guide, but it was much the same.

Despite his age and maturity, Legend is still a moody little guy. Blue claims he has a resting bitch face (Green always insists that Blue’s a hypocrite for it), but even if the two butt heads they’re still fond of one another. Legend doesn’t like being carried, but might crawl into their laps if they’re sitting down and having a particularly rough time. If they aren’t sitting down he’ll be an obnoxious little shit until they agree to stop and take care of themselves.

He couldn’t provide much help in fights, but he did often lead Four to hidden koroks, shrines, and other things of note (like weapons, or alerting him of nearby lynels and hynoxes). He was never a constant companion (he didn’t want to risk Four relying on him, knowing full well that their time together was limited), but he was there frequently enough for Four to consider him a friend. An obnoxious friend who bit him for small infractions and laughed at him when he did dumb shit, but a friend nonetheless.

The first time Legend saw the colors combine into Four, he was honestly shocked. The Four he’d come to know was impulsive and had trouble making decisions, but he was startled to see just how much he struggled before their adventure together. Four was very obviously four guys in a trench coat rather than the singular Link. He talked to himself, which isn’t all that weird, but he constantly interrupted his own sentences and stumbled over his words. He was often off balance if he didn’t have a clear goal, walking as if two different people were choosing where his feet would go (and they probably were). It was hard to watch, but also made Legend proud as he got to see them learn to work together more. He could see it in the way his walking steadied, decisions got a little easier, and his disagreements were more internal than out loud.

The first time Four felt like Link again rather than Green, Red, Blue, and Vio had been after facing Vah Naboris. The battle had been brutal, but he’d won. Legend couldn’t come with, but he knew Four would be fine and didn’t stress, just waited at the place he’d teleport to when he was done. When Four appeared, Legend expected to hear about the battle. Instead he got to hear the joyous news that he felt like one person again.

(Legend wonders if this is how Hyrule’s ghost felt watching a younger Legend learn and grow. He wonders if Hyrule ever had any children of his own, and if Legend reminded him of them. Four certainly reminds Legend of his own.)

There were plenty of genuine feelings with these two. Legend snuggling by one of the colors when they were injured, Four spending weeks crafting a prosthetic leg for the one Legend is missing, comforting Red after it seemed Shadow was playing favorites, the re-discovery of Fort Hateno, late night talks about grief, the calamity, the struggle of figuring out how to be a person again…

There were also plenty of shenanigans.

A great example is the basket added to the front of the master cycle zero, combined with the silly helmet and harness Vio made for Legend. He absolutely fucking hated it. The harness was ridiculous, the helmet restricted the movement of his ears, and it just felt infantilizing! Unfortunately, if he was going to ride the cycle, he was going to have to wear them. He didn’t do it willingly. Lots of chasing, struggling, and bitten fingers later, he’d been forced into the harness. The helmet was abandoned. The harness at least had a clip to the basket so he wouldn’t go flying away with the stunts (not that Legend could really get hurt, and even if he did he’d just appear again the next day, good as new. Not like he could communicate that, though).

After taking over the Yiga Vio firmly decided to never eat a banana again (he’d eaten almost nothing but bananas for a week and a half straight). Legend proceeded to hide bananas in his bedroll, in his clothes, tie them to his weapons, and all sorts of dumb shit like that. Legend would pull them out of his slate, set it up, and then put it back so he’d have no idea. Then when he went to use the item, the hidden banana would emerge with it. Absolutely infuriating! Everyone else thought it was the funniest shit ever (until he started doing it to them too).

There’s also been plenty of moments that were just straight up Legend watching Four make a fool of himself. For example!

The divine beasts granted elemental magic. Blue didn’t get the memo after they fought Vah Ruta, but after Vah Vaboris Vio figured it out and decided to experiment with his lightning. He proceeded to electrocute the hell out of himself, run out of mana, roll down a hill like a limp noodle, and stop at the bottom face down, ass up.

The time Four had to strip down to his underwear under a blood moon to get a shrine. Legend found it absolutely hysterical and almost got thrown off a tower. The only thing saving him was the fact that Four wasn’t 100% certain that he wouldn’t get hurt from it. Shadow also laughed hysterically. Four refused to do it split, since none of the colors would agree to being the one to sacrifice their dignity. It was all or none. No compromises.

The time Blue froze his own feet to the floor just outside of a stable. He was trapped. The stable dog trotted over and peed on his leg.

The time Four accidentally added way too much Goron spice and was literally in tears. Legend had gotten the spiceless version of the soup (Four always took out small portions for him) and was perfectly fine.

That time Green managed to somehow get a guardian scout out of a shrine and proceeded to ride it around (it eventually flung him off and shot him, but one fairy later and he was fine)

Red’s brilliant idea to use bomb arrows on Death Mountain. He thought it would kill the talus faster. It would have if his arrows had reached the target instead of exploding in his face.

They had a good time.

#linked universe #lu adventure swap au #lu four #lu legend #I have a lot of feelings about these two #and also a lot of feelings about older Legend

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benbamboozled · 1 year

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Content I Would Like to See in Wayne Family Adventures

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—The Return of *anime whooshes* Mister Sarcastic!!

—Following that, MATCHES MALONE! (Everybody hates him!!)

—JARRO!!!

—Ghost-maker and Clownhunter! (Come on, DC, give ‘em the Colbert Bump! The people demand it!)(It’s me, I’m the people.)

—More inter-family member conflicts.

—Duke getting to experience one of the weird-for-normies-but-comic-cliché plots such as: an alternate timeline, traveling to an alternate dimension (Earth-*handwave whatever number*), having to do a space mission, etc.

—More previous Robin shenanigans!

#i will probably think of more later but that’s all I got for now #look Clownhunter and Ghost-maker would be good intro-to-comics characters because they don’t have 30+ YEARS of backstory

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springlock-suits · 1 year

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Some fun little tidbits that didn't really fit with the longer lore rambles about my version, but felt too short to get their own posts

William Afton: ADORES the circus and clowns. Absolutely collects those clown porcelain dolls you always see at thrift stores. If he never met Henry he probably would've just been a professional clown or something

I don't mean this in a rude way at all and I will not be accepting clownslander at this time

Phone Dude: there are SO many I could give to him but Furby Customizer speaks the most to me right now

Henry Emily: ignoring his love for animatronics, he also really liked arcades! Arcade cabinets and games of all of sorts. I do not know his opinions on pinball however

Also liked murder mystery games n movies. But ah. I think he might have stopped liking those

He would enjoy camping I think. I can imagine him being good at survival in the woods and such, but hm can he fish?

Michael Afton: Would love animal jam. And of course loves those TV drama shows. Actually just for that I'm gonna give him a hc based on my great grandma who loved tv operas, he collects fancy dishes and likes apple themed things. Would have a tiny dog if he trusted himself to take care of it properly, Helpy is a good tiny dog substitute

Mrs Afton: Very much enjoyed dancing and ballerinas. When William was buying clown dolls he would also be on the lookout for ballerina dolls or figures to give her. She definitely owned like at least one ballerina music box

Fun fact! In my lore Springtrap named himself that, and wasn't given an "official" name by Fazbear Fright's staff. However Peter (phone dude) liked to call him Wallace

I'm thinking that Evan witnessing William's springlock failure definitely played a part in his fear of animatronics. Because I've already put that before the bite in my lore's timelime

I know it wasn't really meant to be seen as this but-

I take the fnaf 2 phone calls (first night specifically) as implying the 87 location is the first to have walking/freeroam animatronics, at the very least the first to let them leave stage while open

Foxy go go go is generally seen as before that, being in '85 location most likely. So it's fun to imagine that the foxy running is just a guy in a suit who's about to have a terrible day

It's not strictly important when or why. but Elizabeth and Mrs. Afton died at the same time in my au, and it was at least before the baby animatronic could even be considered

This is because I removed Sister Location from my lore. And I'm not sure what to do with Elizabeth now. If anyone helps me come up with a good idea, though, I'd definitely consider bringing her back! I miss her </3

She'll still have to die around the time she did in canon though, so yknow

Evan and Elizabeth collected My Little Pony together, and later would've collected Ips too

"Tell us about Vanessa!"

Right off the bat I can tell you my Vanny and Vanessa are the same person! No weird secret double confusion like what sb did, they're the same!

While I'm still not sure if Security Breach exists in my au, Vanessa is definitely staying anyway! I'm determined to squeeze her in somehow, she's so much fun to work with ^v^

(I wonder if I can work Glamrock Springbonnie into my version's Security Breach somehow. I'm definitely gonna try >:)

The hardest part about adding vanny (and security breach as a whole) is that my version of William isn't nearly as determined to kill kids as canon, I think the first dip in old man consequences' lake wouldve stopped him. BUT! He STILL hates fazbear ent, so now I'm imagining that instead of possessing Vanny to kill kids, his ghost(?) just tries to convince her to try and close the place down. Causing mechanical failures and breakdowns and such. I think that'd be fun ^v^!!

Less of murder and more of shenanigans

Also also, bonus fact. William is definitely bothering Vanessa specifically because she looks like Elizabeth. Vanny and Jeremy are both characters he sorta mentally adopts because they remind him of his dead children

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