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falsementor · 2 years
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aight. imma head out.
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faeriekit · 6 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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wileycap · 2 months
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I don't think I've seen anybody talk about how absolutely insane The Boiling Rock is from Hakoda's perspective.
Imagine getting captured, and your son tells you that you won't be apart for too long. That's sweet, but obviously your son has no resources to spare for organizing a breakout. You hope that the Avatar can defeat the Fire Lord soon - that's the earliest time you could hope to be rescued.
You get put into a temporary holding facility until the guards can sort out who is who. After a while, they put you on a prisoner transport to the Boiling Rock. Your captors try to intimidate you by telling you that it's the highest security prison in the Fire Nation, probably the whole world. It's far away from the capital.
You arrive at the Boiling Rock. It really is in the middle of a boiling lake. There's only one way in or out, and it's a gondola that takes you above the boiling lake. You meet the warden. They take you to your cell. You settle down to wait for the end of the war.
And 15 minutes later Sokka comes in like "hey dad I'm here I got the prince of the Fire Nation and an Earth Kingdom ninja leader gf ok let's go I'm busting you out"
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bisexualvader · 2 months
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what my notifs look like currently
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super-sootica · 8 months
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hinata-boke · 30 days
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why is his smile so radiant
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payasita · 1 year
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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deadeery · 3 months
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whips my neck so fast u hear an audible crack. did someone say dungeon meshi
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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations
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falsementor · 2 years
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@megapolismayor​​ said: The machine the ground. Still for a moment, as he stares straight upward grinning mindlessly -- then, he sits up, looking directly at the monkey. Try that again.
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He stares at the suited man, waiting for a reaction. Is he dead? It seemed not, for the eldritch being sat up, smiling at him as if daring him to attack again. Gripping the controls tightly, Macaque lunges forward in the bunny-mech, a twisted grin on his face.
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AND HE WILL!
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rae-arachne · 3 months
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equal and opposite reactions to watching saw for the first time
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bisexualvader · 2 months
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jamjoob · 8 months
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SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
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moonlightmagical · 4 months
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“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.
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soadscrawl · 8 months
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TOGETHER, THEN
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andysanimation · 7 months
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Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.
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