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pocketramblr · 2 months
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Dash simulator
Blog 1: lol anyone else seeing a lot of strawberries in new recipes now? sometimes its fun but i really dont get the appeal of adding it to everything. why did you make strawberry garlic bread
Blog 2: u kno im not a fan of strawberries, i really like the rich sweet and sour notes from oranges, oranges and chocolate is such a good combo. i altered a recipe for a smoothie with oranges last week and it was soooo good ill give you my notes if you want Reblogged by: Blog 1: ahaha yesss i love chocolate and oranges
Blog 3: I canNOT believe the hate im seeing to strawberries right now, like, you know guys know the rule don't like don't bake right?? you know you can hit the back button right?? honestly what's wrong with yall
Open draft- wait guys you know there's a difference between leaving a comment on a recipe saying you hate strawberries and the recipe writer should never use them, and going to your own blog to say you don't really like strawberries, without naming any specific people or recipes right? you know there's a difference right?? - Save - Post - Discard
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Blog 4: why is everyone jumping on the strawberry hate train right now. what is wrong with you. Reblogged by: Blog 5: I knowwww like guys some people stop baking because of reading things like that, please stop it, if you don't like strawberries you can be quiet about it
Open draft- im so sorry if anyone's getting sent mean messages or comments about what they're writing and baking, but i'm literally not seeing any of that and if you are, please use the block button. but someone making a post on their own blog is not that, and if you can't see the irony in you being allowed to complain on personal blogs but not them i can't help you... - save- post- discard
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Blog 2: are strawberries even in season?
Blog 6: woo cherry pie!
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im trying to distract myself from the stresses and i ended up scrolling through star trek memes for an hour. ive know nothing about startrek before now (other than its place in fandom history ofc) but heres what ive gathered
spock is that weird elf twink? the really, REALLY gay one. with the eyebrows. hes autistic as hell and touching means gay sex for his species, i think??? he blushes green. played by leonard nimoy.
james kirk is that normal whiteboy who spocks "friends" with. their just buddies dont even worry abt it. unrelatedly he is near constantly touching spock-
i dont know their names but theres two women and i love them both. the one with black hair holds the 1 braincell on the ship thats the vibe im getting. i have no proof of this but i really hope theyre lesbians.
one of those fuckers is scottish. his name also might be scotty idk
they have a teenage boy for some reason??????
one of the guys always has a smug ass smirk.
theres a robot named data and everyone is weird for his ass.
theres a very old man whos done with the gay spirk shit. might be the scottish one. he also says a tonn of out of pocket shit.
there are a lot of series.
and also a lottt of nearly identical men here.
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c0smiccom3t · 7 months
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Dimension Dyfenders Update!! (9/20/23)
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HEY, HEY, it's September! You know what that means! (read the above)
Hello D.D fandom, hello followers, mutuals, friends and hello people who curiously stumbled upon this post. You all know who i am, but for those who don't, let me introduce myself. My name's Comet. I'm the co-creator and main artist in the indie webcomic series Dimension Dyfenders! As of right now, i'm attending art school and trying my best to work more on the webcomic while also attending on my studies and get better grades. Now, you might ask, "Comet, what's going on with this series now?", "Why haven't been there more pocket adventures minisode 1 parts lately?" Well, i got the answers right here! First of all, let's start with the most obvious one... The Pocket Adventures situation.
Now, Pocket Adventures hasnt been online as of late, no next parts were being published, and im very sorry for that. The cause for it is the loss of motivation i had, which made me not work on it for a long while. Even when making new panels i feel extremely tired. Feeling like i should do something else (heck, i feel insecure about its panels when i draw them!) But fret not, that doesn't mean Pocket Adventures is getting cancelled. We still have loads of plans on the table and we can't wait to roll them out. But for now, we're taking a break due to IRL situations for example, art school. We, the team, have lives outside of making d.d content. We need to get our degrees and, well, try to survive life. But no worries, because I got plans to get back on D.D P.A Minisode 1 and finish it completely once winter break hits. As long as my motivation gets out of its hibernation phase. But still, i can't wait for you all to see the conclusion to minisode 1. (I just hope you dont mind if i jump right into the 'new designs' in the next pages)
Speaking of minisodes, I've been thinking of releasing minisodes only once a year than every saturday. Though this decision is not final yet. I don't want clout, in fact, i just wanna do what I love. Create stories and comics for everybody to enjoy. But if you guys would love for a minisode to release once a year or once in 3 months, let me know your opinions! Your criticism helps this series, especially its production, grow better!
Now, for the second and final question you may have asked… Thing is, Nothing has changed! But well, if you know me on my social media for my recent Crash Bandicoot fanart, then you might notice that Crash 4: It's About Time, especially it's artbook (and concept art by Nicola Saviori)... Has affected my artstyle, DRASTICALLY. So. The characters, of course, have went through some changes. I'd like to call this new artstyle... "The TFB Effect". As a matter of fact, Dimension Dyfenders (both its miniseries and full series) is going to have a brand new, more cartoony, zanier than ever artstyle! Don't believe me? See for yourselves. Starting with the main ones!
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I decided to add a little bit of the good ol' Squash and Stretch to the characters to make them stand out more in the next comics. So of course, some of the colors have changed, especially designs and bodytypes. Oh, and not just that, our heroes have some new stuff, too! For example: Knockout's Dyfender Element is now refered as "Quantum Strenght", Paintdrop's is called "Cosmic Creativity" and Speedrunner's is called "Light Speed". Neat upgrades, eh? (Still, criticism is accepted.) Anyway, notice that in the first picture above there's something that says: "Dyfender Mode", right? Well, if you see that, that's because we are introducing something brand new to our heroes. Called: Omni-modes.
Now, "what are Omni-modes?", you may ask? Well, Omni-modes are modes that are set on the Dyfenders' Dy-watches, you may see that the Omni-Modes are, of course, the Dyfenders' alternate hero forms, to help them take on a mission in a different, more suitable form. When the day needs to be saved during night time (and rarely past bedtime), they activate Night Mode. For sunny beach days but still wanting to make sure nobody figures out their secret identities, Acqua Mode will be at their service. There are tons of different Omni-Modes to be shown (Especially, Pride mode, which was shown on this year's pride post.) So, yeah. Omni-modes will be shown in both the miniseries AND the full series!
Oh! And refering to characters, we can't forget about our main bad guys! Oh, you know, the Dajo-Crew? They got a bit of a make over to fit to the current artstyle! (ft. the updated height chart):
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Now that we got that out of the way. let's just head over what will the future of the series look like as of right now. Starting off with the full series and pocket adventures. As said before, Dimension Dyfenders' artstyle changed. But that doesn't mean everything changed, things may be different (the more cartoony artstyle and the sillier tone), but nothing about the series has changed! And that means..
MORE POCKET ADVENTURES IS HAPPENING, THAT'S RIGHT! MORE D.D CONTENT COMING THIS WAY!
As for right now, D.D Minisode 1 may still be in development as we speak, but one thing that's completed right now is the script! Now that its finally finished, all thats left, is the panel and comic page-making (hopefully you wont mind the sudden character design changes, though.)! But in the meantime! We got some sneak peaks for not just one of the panels from the next minisode 1 pages, but also a never-seen before panel from the next minisodes of pocket adventures! (notice: some of these are not final and may change in the final product.)
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That's not all! this franchise has got some new stuff coming in during it's run. We got so many plans, but this is the only thing we can show about said plans:
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As you can see, you're gonna see some new characters in pocket adventures. While in the full series, you'll get some new characters too. Except... New baddies will be only in the full series, while in the miniseries then later in the animated series... You'll get to meet some new allies! So, keep your eyes peeled for them! And we hope you like them as much as we do.
Now, D.D has never shown a sign of stopping, even during hiatuses, so im happy to announce that more Pocket Adventures will be on their way after Minisode 1 has completed production! We're thinking of putting the upload dates on hold (which means, minisode 2 is delayed until further notice, sorry guys.). So please be patient when waiting for new minisodes.
And speaking of patience... I think I got a little something to keep you guys busy with while you wait... Introducing…
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DIMENSION DYFENDERS TOONIES!
Now, you may be wondering: "What is THIS?" D.D.T (Dimension Dyfenders Toonies for long), is a brand new miniseries of comic strips that comes out during the weekends. (Starting in October, the end of september, or during the holiday season! No promises, though.) It's a little something i can make up while you guys wait for the next Pocket Adventures Minisodes. Oh yeah, here's one of the cover for it, too! It's not much, but i know you guys would go NUTS for it:
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This will be about how the Dyfenders handle their superhero and school lives in everyday situations. (No worries, the action isn't gone. There might be some strips about school, but there will be more strips about their superhero lives, guarantee!). It's also about what The Dajo-Crew does when they aren't invading dimensions, get into some shenanigans at the castle and also when they plot evil schemes. some strips will be either original with a new short story or a recreation of old strips from phase 1 (not a final decision of course, but you can tell us if you like this idea)! One thing to point out is that some of the strips might take place before some minisodes, now thats another thing to notice, right? And that's the only "spoiler" I can give. So, sorry, no more! OH! And for any of you voice actors reading this who are like: "Wow, i wonder when this series will get a comic dub / animated series. If i'm lucky enough i might be able to voice act for it!" … Boy, do we have a treat for you all. Which will be posted in a few hours. both on bird app, bluesky, insta and on here!  The only thing I have to announce is that during the d.d stuff's production and during art school, i'm not gonna be online on social media. (until during normal/long weekends and festive days.), but no worries, the series is still alive and kicking, even when there aren't posts about it for a few months! Though, in some days, i'll be able to make and share some art for it! You're all in for a wild ride for these months and for 2024! Oh, and about Dajo's account. I'm planning to bring it back. But, Dajo is currently busy conquering Dimensions, but I can assure he hasn't abandoned Sinstagram completely. You'll see more of his influencer side, too. Both in his Sinstagram and in the upcoming strips! (And perhaps in some mini– OOPS! TOO MUCH!) That's all for now! Thank you all for your support on the series, don't forget to share your fan creations of the series in DMs or tag me and the team in your masterpieces, share it with your family and friends, subscribe to the series on Comicfury, and follow me on Tumblr, bluesky, bird app and Instagram if you wish to support the project even outside of comicfury! Once again, thank you all in this slowly-growing small fandom for all of your support, and i hope you're all excited for what's to come! If you have any questions, please drop them on my tumblr askbox, Which i'll be able to answer during the weekends. That's all, back to the offline study and sleep abyss for me. GOODBYE!
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simpforchuchu · 2 years
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Helloo!! I just recently found your account and fr we are blessed to have you in our small fandom of high and low 😩👌 ,, hmm I was thinking of a oneshot where cobra's girl gets attacked by a random gang, and cobra got alerted by it but when he comes, we alreay beat them up ✨✨
Cobra x reader who got attacked
a/n: Heyoo! Im really happy to see HnL fans here, i really loved this show 🥰🥰 actually im not sure about this fic but if you dont like it, you can always send requests again!! ♥️🥳 More H&L requests !!
Sorry for the grammer or spelling mistakes.English is not my main language so...
Thank you and love you 🥰
Warnings: none
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When the phone in your pocket rang, you took the cupcake in your hand in your other hand and took the phone out of your pocket. When you looked at the screen with the name and realized that it had been ringing for a while and hurriedly answered the phone.
"Hey!"
You smiled when you heard a sigh of relief coming from the other side.
"We haven't seen each other today, what's up?" You could feel Cobra smiling on the other side of the line. Every time you heard each other's voices, you couldn't help it.
"I'm coming home from work, do you want me to drop by?"
Cobra calmly replied
"I actually want to see you but you're probably tired?"
You chuckled and shook your head
"Yeah I'm pretty tired"
Cobra smiled "See you tomorrow, go and rest please. I know you're very tired these days."
The fact that he was worried about you had butterflies in your stomach. You smiled and nodded.
"I miss you" Cobra smiled and replied "Me too"
You smiled and realized that there was something wrong with the footsteps you heard as you were going to continue talking. You listened to the sounds for a while. There was no one on the street and it was already dark.
Cobra frowned after hearing nothing from you.
"Hey, are you there ?" You whispered even though you were hesitant to say it with his voice.
"Cobra, I think something's wrong. I feel like someone is following me."
Cobra nervously got up
"Are you sure? Where are you, I'm coming."
"I think I'm in the back alley of Itokan, but I'm not sure. Maybe I just misunderstood."
Cobra took his keys and quickly left Itokan. "I'm coming, don't do anything stupid and wait for me-"
Cobra's eyes widened with the scream he heard at that moment.
"Y/n! Hey! Can you hear me?"
He heard some voices but didn't understand, he ran to the back street and hoped nothing would happen to you.
***
In just a few minutes, he was covered in sweat. When he entered the street you mentioned, nervously, he froze at the sight he encountered and looked at you in surprise.
There were 3 people lying on the ground and you were punching one of them at that moment.
"Y/n?"
Cobra called out in surprise You looked up at the blonde's voice and got up from the ground and smiled at him.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to worry you-"
Cobra rushed towards you and put his hands on your shoulders and studied your face.
"Are you okay? Are you hurt?"
Shaking your head, he sighed and looked at the men on the ground. You looked in the direction he was looking and smirked stupidly and scratched your neck.
"I might know a few little tricks"
Cobra smiled and put his arm around your shoulder.
"Good to know that"
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doxxed0367 · 1 year
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Ok so since Marble Hornets is going through the rounds again, i think it’s about time the Creepypasta fandom changes its perception of masky & hoodie as characters, bc the fandom view of them are so skewed that they might as well be oc’s wearing their faces.
So, I have a proposal for a new depiction: Tim goes into a custody battle with Slenderman over the creepypasta kids because he’ll be damned if that tall bastard that ruined his life is gonna fuck up even more kids. (Brian is there too he’s just a ghost dont worry abt it)
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Edit: Im adding onto this post bc the brain is GOING and i came up with more scenarios SO-
Alternate idea #1: The Masky & Hoodie are alternate versions were the events of marble hornets played out a bit differently. (Whether jay has joined them as skully or died earlier on is up to you.) Eventually The Operator picks them up and brings them to the manor, were the others learn that Hoodie is a dramatic bastard that makes cryptid statements and doesnt really elaborate on wtf hes talking about, and that Masky is now their resident Mentally Ill Raccoon™. Just the epitome of creachur. They generally dislike The Operator, but where hoodie will go out and do something in defiance of him, masky is more susceptible to influence from the rest of the house, but they usually stick together on things. However, very rarely, masky will become lucid again, and on those days he locks himself in his room and doesnt come out unless there’s barely anyone in the manor that day.
Alternate idea #2: Masky & Hoodie find the manor of their own accord and just start squatting at the manor. Everyone in the manor suspects something is up, but they dont figure out theyve been living in the walls until Jeff stays up one night to try and figure out who the fuck has been eating all his hot pockets, only to catch Masky taking the last one from the freezer. I would say they got into a fight, but what actually happens is that Jeff tries to wrangle the hot pocket from masky, masky tries to take a swing, misses entirely, and ends up slamming face first into the fridge door, which not only breaks the door but knocks masky out cold, leaving jeff to stand there in confusion about what the fuck just happened.
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arsonkoobi · 1 year
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"hybe uses jikook to cover up the real ship which is taekook"
"hybe forces jk to do fanservice with jm to hide taekook"
"hybe promotes and releases jikook content on purpose to make more money"
these are all widely believed theories among taekookers.
and i think..its absolute garbage.
i was talking to an acquaintance the other day and while on the topic of bts and ships (she's an army+tkkr) she started talking abt how im "kinda dumb for being a jikooker", i asked why, she said "jikook is only used to cover up tkk's real relationship" and proceeded to carry on abt why she thinks so, and i sat and listened while suppressing my laugh bc it was so fucking funny how she wasnt able to provide a single concrete piece of evidence but continued to talk shit. knowing it would never end i got up and left. now im writing this here bc i can never think of a good response immediately lol.
"hybe uses jikook to cover up the real ship which is taekook"
suppose, you possess two gvns, one in your pocket and another at your home. but gvns are illegal w/o a license and you dont have one, the police are chasing you , so you run back home. you need to hide your gvn, you see the other gvn lying around and get a mindblowing idea.
"Let's hide this gvn behind that gvn, they'd never know!"
ofc they got to know. they found it immediately and you got your sentence.
now that you're reading this, you might think thats beyond stupid and no one would do that.
tkkrs existing: ....
bc how the fuck are you supposed to hide a gay ship with another gay ship? the backlash will be the same. the homophobia will be the same. the criticism will be the same. esp when the two ships have a common member. i have nothing else to say other than this is the most nonsensical theory ive heard.
"hybe forces jk to do fanservice with jm to hide taekook"
you guys are making out jungkook to be hybe's little puppet who cant say no to anything the company says. like are you talking about the jungkook who doesnt give a shit abt the company's orders? who will rebel when he feels like it? who will do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? the exact copy of jin? and we all know jin doesnt give a flying fuck abt the company rules lol. and neither do the other members. bts make their own rules. i thought we all established that ages ago? and what would hybe even do if they break rules? fire them? lmao, bts=hybe. hybe couldnt do anything even if they wanted to. besides yall are acting like hybe doesnt have anything better to worry about rather than getting fanservice scripts ready for jikook to follow.🙄
not to mention how yall are absolute shit at reading expressions and body language+actions.
jungkook :
*makes finger hearts and saying i love you to jimin and has done it multiple times before.*
*goes on a trip with ONLY jimin to tokyo, pays for all the expenses and makes a whole gcf abt it with "there for you" as the bgm*
*does an almost 2 hour live completely dedicated to jimin and fanboying over him*
*sucking jimins ear in front of thousands of fans to confort him*
*never forgets to reassure jimin, comfort jimin or give reassuring touches like massages and caresses*
*jungkook going all the way up to the mountain to bring snow for jimin bc he knows jimin loves snow"
*jimin travelling halfway across the world just to make it home just for jungkooks birthday* (and so much more)
yall: ITS FANSERVICE JK AND JM WERE FORCED.
like be fr rn🙄 yall only have a problem when its jikook istg.
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this speaks for itself.
"hybe promotes and releases jikook content on purpose to make more money."
this is overwhelmingly stupid. okay so obviously a company would want to make more money, i mean its basically the whole purpose. and a company would choose the most efficient way to make money.
if we bring capitalising on ships into the equation, jikook is not the ship that would make them the most money. why? bc most of the shippers in this fandom are tkkrs. but in recent years, jikook has become the 2nd most popular ship in bangtan. but even so, its still the second best option, if hybe really wanted to take advantage of a ship, then they wouldve promoted taekook as a ship more than jikook bc then more fans would buy official content, there would be more engagements and more attention in general.
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clearly these mfs decided to prioritize their ship over bangtan. if there were more taekook moments these mfs would've flocked to stores. also "why couldnt hobi get carried?" . bro. jungkook has literally kissed hobi on the neck/cheek and so has hobi. jungkook said "i never thought id fall for a man" while talking abt hobi in CNS. jungkook and hobi engage in lots of skinship. but i dont see yall calling that fanservice?? simply bc yall dont find koobi a threat to your ship and your fantasies lmao.
Anyways.
so why would hybe force out jikook content to make more money when they can make so much more money out of taekook content? the answer is they dont.
in conclusion, all ships have a lil bit of fanservice in them, be it jikook or taekook. but you cannot call an entire bond fanservice in order to fit your delusions. hiding a gay ship with another gay ship is plain stupidity and you know it. yet you will continue to make yourself believe it bc you dont wanna get your perfect little bubble popped. hybe doesnt control bts. bts are not hybe's puppets, they make their own goddamn rules.
i hope this was helpful in breaking down your delusions, have a good day now👋
edit: i cant believe im having to clarify this but this is not a post dismissing taekook's bond😭😭 i love taekook themselves, i just despise the ones who use the above narratives to "prove" their ship. im a jikooker and this is a jikook centric account, ofc im gonna mention mainly jikook moments here😭 please dont come into my asks fighting me on which ship is real PLEASE. yall only see the members for their ships god.
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valeffelees · 21 hours
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Headcanon ask: 1 and 3 for good ol' Davy
1. holiday headcanon
DISCLAIMER: YMMV -> the carry on fandom is chill as hell and nobody has ever given me any shit for liking the mage, but im always worried about it anyway, so. small reminder that fictional characters are fictional, and im just some guy having fun! n e way, the headcanon. ive vaguely mentioned her before, but i have an orig character i headcanon as davy's cousin, named corianne cadwallader. even though theyre cousins, she and davy have more of a brother-sister thing going on 'cause they grew up together, davy was pretty much raised by his aunt. (he has other cousins, too, but he and cory are closest in age + she's the only one who can kinda stand him.) and for the record: davy's mother and father were decent enough, kinda on the absent side, maybe, but if you asked him he prolly wouldnt have anything bad to say about them. wouldnt really have anything to say about them, really. so yeah, he lived mostly with his aunt (father's brother's wife) and his cousins. his family wasnt poor, but it wasnt wealthy, either, and it was one of those households with so many people in it that keeping up with necessities spread the income pretty thin at times. when hols and birthdays rolled around, gifts were nice but small, yk? skip forward. davy makes it into watford, the very first in his family to ever have enough power to make it past the trials. i wish canon told us more about the old watford admittance test, but im going off the assumption here that kids take the test at least a year before they plan to attend, if not two or three years, somewhere between 8 and 10. so, the winter before he leaves for school, cory gets this nice leather-bound pocket journal for christmas. she told her mum that's what she wanted, but after she opens it, she immediately turns around and gives it to davy. cory asked for the journal to give it to him. as a going-away present, since he got into the fancy magic school. (davy and cory fall out of regular contact with each other after davy leaves watford with lucy and well, everything.) (but he never gets a new journal.) (when the pages run out, he replaces them.) does that count as a holiday headcanon?
3. sleeping headcanon
what the shit is a sleeping headcanon? evil guy lies down, honk shoo honk shoo snnnorrrk mimimi?? 💀 lmfao no but yeah, i dunno. i dont think he slept very well, i guess. prolly in irregular intervals instead of routinely through the night.
[ask me things]
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agonyaster · 2 years
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hello depot agent fandom im so glad all six of you could make it
fun little thing about @pigdemonart’s depot agents….. i love cloud and ramses so much you dont get it
also on ao3!
The inside of the subway boss’s office is neat and orderly at first glance with its swept floors, a desk shining with polish and smelling of lemon varnish. But Ramses had been standing there for quite some time and his eyes were wandering to the mug of cold coffee and the sticky rings of condensation it left behind, layers of dust collecting on top of the filing cabinets, scattered piles of paperwork; all of it showing the story of just-there neglect.
Just as he finds himself wondering if he went into the wrong office despite the nameplate outside, the door swings open and bangs against the wall with enough force to make him jump. 
“Aha, there you are!” Ramses turns to see the boss standing in the doorway, head held high as she gives him a quick once-over. “C’mon, follow me! I’ve got way too much to do and you're both here to make my life easier.”
She’s out the door just as quick as she came in and Ramses is forced to follow, like a Ducklett trailing after its mother. He’s not the only one, another fresh-faced agent greeting him with a smile as she trots after their boss.
“Just double checking— you’re Cloud and Ramses?” she glances over a shoulder to see their nods and mumbles to herself. “Perfect, perfect. I’m Indira, but I hope you know that already.”
They chuckle in unison as Indira digs around in her pockets and pulls out four pokéballs, tossing two to each of them and flashing a cheeky grin.
“Now while I’d love to stay and chat for a bit, show you how to work the coffee machine and all that, we’ve got work to do. Those,” she points to the pokéballs, “are officially licensed, battle-ready pokémon owned and managed by the station. The multi line leaves in just a few minutes.”
Indira grins, something wild burning in her eyes as she stares them down. 
“It’ll be your first chance to impress me.”
“I don’t plan to disappoint,” Cloud says, and Ramses can feel the intensity rolling off of her in waves as she sets her shoulders and rolls out one of her wrists.
A pang of worry hits him in the gut as Ramses watches the boss’s grin grow wider and flick two pokéballs into a hand. He’s stepping between them and chuckling lightheartedly before he even really knows what’s going on. 
“I appreciate the enthusiasm, but how about we save it for the battle?” 
They seem to agree, shrinking down and turning away from each other for the train to come in. Indira doesn’t stay quiet for long, letting out a sharp whistle and beckoning another agent over. The man smiles pleasantly and waves in greeting before coming to a stop beside the boss. 
Mere seconds later, the train rattles to the platform and they all enter. It’s only then, as he throws out a pokéball, completely oblivious to what laid inside that worry starts to bubble in his gut. He forces it down as Indira calls out an attack to her Darmanitan, the agent next to her instructing his Gigalith to go in for a follow-up after a moment's hesitation. 
The battle isn’t quick, but it isn’t too long either, Darmanitan pounding its chest victoriously as everyone returns their pokémon to their balls. When the subway stills beneath their feet, Indira breaks out into a smile and salutes them, Darmanitan copying her with glee. “Look at you two go! Already better battlers than Sonny!”
The agent who battled with her laughs awkwardly. “Thanks, boss.”
The subway doors open with a pneumatic hiss and they all file off, Indira dashing to meet her next train, Sonny motioning for them to follow him. 
“Ramses, is it?” Cloud asks, raising a brow. 
“That’s right.”
“Well, it was an honor to battle with you. I hope we can work together more in the future.”
“Ditto.”
“Is Indira ever going to replace this thing?” Cloud wonders aloud as she smacks the side of the coffee machine. “It’s been like this for how many years?”
“Probably not,” Ramses’ voice answers, making her jump. “Will thinks she’s waiting for one of us to break and replace it ourselves so she doesn’t have to use part of the budget to pay for it.”
“Why doesn’t that surprise me?”
“Say what you want about her, the woman is consistent.”
The machine pitifully spits out the last of her coffee and Cloud grabs the cup, taking a quick sip as she wanders over to the table where Ramses is sitting. “How’s Manectric adjusting to domestic life?”
“Oh, she loves it. Gets to do nothing but sleep and eat and rip up my pillows,” he chuckles. “Keeps trying to eat the Pidove that perch outside throughthe window, but she’s learning. My parents and Issac are spoiling her rotten.”
“Well, you can add me to the list,” Cloud tosses a rubbermaid down on the table, the contents rattling inside. “And before you ask, people can eat them too.”
He grins and pops the lid off, biting into a cookie with a content hum. “You know who would appreciate some of these?”
“Who?”
“Julia.”
“Who’s that?”
Ramses cocks his head to the side, mischief glimmering in his eyes. “Don’t you remember her? She’s the one with the Furret?” 
She does. “No.”
“Really? Short brown hair, decently tall, wears her Furret as a scarf sometimes-“
Of course she remembers the scarf Furret. It was adorable, so much so that kids pointed and cooed every time she stepped into the station. “Seems impractical in this weather.”
“-always seems to be asking about you.”
Heat rises to her cheeks. “How about we stop talking now?”
He starts to stroke at his beard, but it does little to hide the growing smirk. “I got to chatting with her the other day— works in Castelia! Some absolutely lovely restaurants there, perfect for-”
Cloud marches forward and snatches the tin of cookies off of the tabletop. “You don’t deserve these.”
All he does is laugh.
Cloud huffs and barges out of the break room, the radio on her hip instructing her to head towards the singles line, to which she complies. Weaving through the crowds of people with purpose, greeting a few of the passengers she recognizes with a smile and a wave.
She spies a pair of boys standing hand-in-hand and rocking back and forth on their heels as they wait at the platform. They’re completely identical, same height, same messy gray hair, the only differences Cloud can spot are their clothes and expressions— one dressed in orange, the other in navy blue, one smiling and one frowning. They seem familiar in a way she just can’t quite place.
“Make sure you-”
“Stand behind the yellow line, yes!” the frowning boy in navy overalls finishes. “We’ve performed our safety checks, no need to worry!” He points down to their shoes, proudly showing off how yes, they were standing behind the yellow line.
Cloud chuckles and gives a slight bow. “Well, hats off to you, Mr…?”
“Ingo!”
“I am Emmet,” his brother adds on.
Hearing their names, everything clicks. Years worth of breakroom chats about family outings, photo after photo being shoved under her nose as he gushes about the boys pictured.
“Here on your day off, Sonny?” Cloud asks, straightening up and giving him a sly smirk. “Didn’t know you missed us that much.”
“Oh, no, nothing like that. We’re just heading to go visit my brother up in Opelucid!” he says with a dismissive wave of the hand.
Cloud hums, suddenly aware of the container tucked under her arm. “Say, does that brother of yours have a sweet tooth?” A nod. “Perfect! You can have these, then. No use in me keeping them around.”
Sonny grabs the tin and rips off the lid, trotting over to his sons who each take one that they immediately cram into their mouths, Sonny included. 
“Just carrying those around?”
“They were supposed to be for Ramses but… he doesn’t deserve them.” Cloud explains with a shrug. Her eyes slide over to look at the woman, who’s smiling fondly. “You’re Ella, aren’t you? I’ve heard a lot of stories.”
“Only good things, I hope.”
Cloud scoffs. “Please, I don’t think Sonny has ever said a bad thing about you. Don’t think he knows how.”
The rattling of the approaching train drowns out Ella’s laughter as she steps forward grabbing the tin and pressing the lid back on. 
“Say thank you to Cloud, boys,” she instructs, and when the three all turn to face her and salute, Cloud can’t stop herself from bursting into laughter. 
The heavy smell of mildew and minerals hangs in the air like a thick fog, the calls of Zubat fainter than he ever remembers them being. His eyes burn as he scans the tunnel walls, illuminated with a yellow-tinged glow coming from the lantern in his hand.
“I swear, why is Indira still making us do these inspections?” Cloud asks, rising from her crouched position and popping her back with a hiss. “She’s got plenty of younger agents who need to learn how to do this crap.”
Ramses tries for a laugh, but all the dust that’s made its way into his throat makes it come out more as a wheeze. After a moment to recover, he tries again. “I’m sure she would just pair one of the twins with Isadore and watch them bicker through the cameras. Nothing would end up getting done and we’d have to do it anyway.”
She grumbles, but nods in agreement anyway.
“Besides, this is our only chance to get away from those crazy kids.”
Cloud snorts. “Speak for yourself, I’m escaping, don’t you remember?”
Ramses groans, and Cloud’s teasing grin grows. “Don’t remind me. You get two whole weeks of a tropical vacation while I’m stuck here babysitting.”
“Aww, don’t be too sad! I’ll be sure to bring you a souvenir.” She jabs him playfully in the ribs, his startled cry sending a pair of Zubats fleeing into the darkness.
“Honestly, you should be bringing me along; I’m the reason you and Julia got together in the first place. You never would have talked to her if it weren’t for my thoughtful encouragement.”
“Well, argue your case to the in-laws and have them buy you a ticket if it matters to you that much. It’s their anniversary party.”
Ramses only sighs. As much as he loves Julia, her parents are a lost cause. Too out of touch for his tastes. He’ll stick to the city, thanks. “Maybe Issac and I should take an anniversary trip one of these days.”
“Dragons know you deserve it.” Cloud clicks her pen, scribbling down a few notes on the report sheet. “I don’t think Alola would be your thing, but Jules and I went to Kalos for our honeymoon and it seems like something you would like.”
“Well, I’ll look into it.” Ramses throws a pokéball at a Rattata scuttling across the tracks. “Is it just me, or are there more of these around than normal?”
She shrugs and crouches back down, mumbling under her breath as she inspects the tracks, writing down a few more notes. “I think we’re good for this section, yeah?”
With a nod, they’re heading further down the tunnel, the sound of their footsteps echoing off of the walls. The familiarity of the scene soothes him, comforts him right down to the marrow of his bones. How many times have they done this, and how many more will they?
They come to a stop at the next checkpoint, the lantern and the clipboard trading hands as Cloud stoops down and shoos away a curious Spinarak.
“Indira’s getting up there in years-” he starts.
“You say that like we aren’t.”
“-who do you think she’ll be promoting? You think she’ll ever retire?” Cloud pauses, face pensive as she speculates an answer. “Personally, I think she’ll go with the twins.”
The thought of those boys being his bosses sends a pang of nostalgia right through his heart. It seems like just yesterday they were toddling around, each hanging onto one of their mother’s legs as they came up from Anville to visit their father during his lunch break.
“Both of ‘em?”
“Honestly? Yeah. You know how much they love the subway, more than she does— which is damn hard to do. We need something new, and two bosses means the lines wouldn’t have to run on such a strict schedule.”
Cloud nods, her hair bouncing. “You’ve got a point. I don’t think they would let her get away with promoting just one of them, either.”
“How do you think Isadore’s gonna take that?”
“Horribly,” she says without a lick of hesitation. “He’s a good kid, just… not her taste for a successor.”
“You think he’ll quit?”
“Nah. He’ll get bent out of shape for a bit, sure, but he’ll stay. I’m sure of it.”
Cloud nods in agreement and stands back up, adjusting the lantern in her grip. “Alright. We’re all good. Time to head back?”
“Sounds perfect.”
When she pushes open the door to the employee lounge, Cloud can’t really say she was expecting her former boss to be leaning against the counter, chatting with one of her coworkers and eating the cookies she brought in for Cameron’s birthday. She can’t really say she wasn’t expecting it, though, so she just waves absentmindedly and heads to make herself a cup of coffee.
Pouring herself a cup and mixing in the sugar, Cloud takes a long, slow sip before feeling the sting of a curious pair of eyes on her. 
“Hey, you old hag,” she greets with a mischievous smile.
“Good to see my favorite employee just got bumped down a rank.” Indira grins back, all teeth. “I leave and you go and lose all your manners.”
Cloud pulls her into a hug so tight she hears Indira’s spine pop as she squeezes, alongside Jackie’s amused hum as they watch. Pulling away after a few seconds, Indira’s eyes turn back to the counter.
“Ooh, the boys finally replaced that old hunk of junk?”
She snorts, in awe of the audacity of this woman. “It’s not like you did anything about it. How many agents retired cursing that old thing on their way out?”
“I had bigger Magikarp to fry when I was in the captain's cabin! The things I sacrificed so my successors could have a long and prosperous career.” Indira shakes her head. “And if I had to guess, probably around six.”
Sinking down into a chair, Indira props her feet up on the table and Cloud joins her, staring down into her mug. 
“How’s retirement treating you?”
“Oh, it's lovely! Just came back from Johto— you ever see the Sprout Tower? Lovely place. Liepard had the time of his life playing with the Bellsprout.” She twirls a lock of gray-streaked hair around her finger. “What about you? Anything new?”
“Trust me, never a dull moment,” a lazy voice comments, and Cloud doesn’t even flinch. After so many years, you get used to it.
Indira cackles. “You still workin’ like a dog, Jacks?”
“If nobody else will, it falls to me.” They jerk a thumb towards Cloud. “She and Ramses have been slacking lately.”
“Have they now?”
“When you’ve been here as long as we have, you learn to let the young ones do all the hard stuff,” Rames tuts. “Someone’s gotta know how to do it when we’re gone.”
Jackie shrugs and breezes out of the break room with a salute.
“Ramses! My love, how have you been?” She claps her hands together excitedly. “You and Issac just got back from Kalos, didn’t you?”
“We did!” His face falls the slightest bit as he scratches at his cheek awkwardly. “He caught a Flabébé that I think he loves more than me.”
“Don’t feel bad. Jules did the same to me with the Meowth she got in Alola a few years back.” She cringes, thinking of all the ties she’d lost to its claws. 
“And that, my friends, is why I’m still a bachelorette.”
“You’re not allowed to be in here.”
All three of their heads snap over to the door, where Isadore is standing, arms crossed and tapping his foot.
Indira beams, shooting up out of her seat. “Hey hey hey, Dori! How’s life been treating you?”
“Please don’t call me that.” Isadore pinches the bridge of his nose. “Acting familiar with me won’t change the fact that you’re not allowed to be here. Please leave.”
She flaps her hand dismissively and pulls a card out of her pocket, frisbeeing it his way. He catches it mid-air and examines it with a frown.
“This ID is expired.”
“So?
Isadore huffs again and marches over to the table, grabbing Indira by the elbow, dragging her towards the door.
“We’ve gotta do dinner sometime, you two!” she calls over her shoulder as Isadore shoves her out into the station. “Bring Jules and Issac too, I haven’t seen them in ages!”
“Give us a date, time and place and we’ll be there!” Ramses chortles as he waves her off.
As soon as Isadore lets her go, Indira’s sprinting through the station, catapulting herself over a turnstyle. “Full steam ahead!”
Ramses strokes at his beard. “I don’t know how she does it.”
“Me neither.” Cloud shudders. “My knees hurt just looking at her.”
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olderthannetfic · 2 years
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I recently got into a fandom who's wankery is like years old so I can't talk to any of my fandom friends about it as they're already super over it and I dont want to start something that has settled down. But I know the people here will definitely get what annoys me about this fandom wank.
Basically, the wankery is about the two leading female characters. One is a pink haired girl and the other is a blue haired girl. They met through magical shenanigans, and pink ends up moving into blues house so that they could have magical shenanigans without pinks parents supervising. While they're living together, they end up also inviting two color coded orphans (14/15 year old green and purple) to live with them as well. So they all live in one big happy rainbow family.
The problem the fans have with this is that pink is 16 and a high schooler, while blue is 19 years old and a college student/model. Blue also owns the house they are all staying in. So of course, the antis clutch pearls at the idea of a 19 year old dating a 16 year old. And their arguments are all "why do you want a college student to be in a relationship with a high schooler and owning the house they live in?? Blue could take advantage of her!!! You can't ship them!!!! Pink/green is much better!!!!"
But like..... First off, yeah I would find that relationship kinda SUS if it was real. But it's not. It's fiction.
Second, they met during magical shenanigans that included blues friends. Her underclassmen friends that she met when she was in high school the previous year. The high school that pink now goes to, which is how she met blues friends. So, what, blue should just never interact with any of her friends until they graduate? The only friend blue has that is also 19 is a) her ex, who she broke up with specifically because b) she's in a cult.
Third, going off the point about her ex: a 19 year old letting abused orphans move in with her is a 19 year old using the age difference between herself and others to make those others lives better. A 19 year old manipulating younger girls into joining a cult specifically by citing her age and seniority is a 19 year old using the age difference between herself and others to hurt them. It's very worrying when people can't seem to tell the difference between a healthy and unhealthy relationship between people of "different generations" (remember these characters are all 14-19).
Fourth: hearing antis get really mad about "blue/pink fanservice" (read: anytime the show about blue and pink has blue and pink.) is annoying because like... You can turn off the show. You don't have to watch blue and pink go grocery shopping together. You don't have to watch blue threaten to murder her ex if she finds out pink is dead. You don't have to watch blue and pink being blessed by God herself with the ability to fly only if they're holding each other's hands due to the power of their love.
And finally: pink/blue antis get so riled up about the three year age gap, when the show has a pair of twins who are... Well. They call hanging out with each other "dates", they use magic to make the other love them, at a few points in the show they have their own little pocket dimension where "taboos cannot reach". Also, they have murdered people as members of the aforementioned cult. Even if they're not fucking (doubtful), that's still not a healthy relationship. Where's all your moral grandstanding about the incest cult twins? Why aren't there antis crying about the incest cult twins? I wonder if it's possibly because the twins don't have any characters they can be shipped with (besides each other), while the most popular ship after blue/pink is pink/green.
But no, blue/pink outrage has nothing to do with the fact that the antis prefer pink/green. It's definitely completely moral. Pay no attention to the twins making out behind the curtain.
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Heh. Definitely not a shipwar! Definitely!
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coffeeastronaut · 2 years
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Insane to me that 13s finale was so bad like ik i literally quit watching during her run bc it sucked so bad but like. What. we got:
straight up incomprehensible plot with multiple irrelevant or unaddressed plot points beginning and then never getting finished or explained in any way (was was the master Rasputin? why did the plan have to happen in two different time periods? what were those two warring planets? why did we need the cybermen AND the daleks? why did the master use his big doe eyes to hypnotize those people?)
Comprehensible plot points that were botched (matryoshka cyberman, kidnapped energy source alien thing, ai holo doctor, yaz being/becoming the doctor in her own right, the doctor has so many friends forever and thats why shes a winner, master x doctor haties 4ever, yaz wondering if she’ll get left behind like other companions/being worried abt turning into them, dan leaving)
Comprehensible plot points that were stupid as shit (the master needing ace and tegan for the matryoshka.. he couldn’t have just kept it in his pocket? forced regeneration into the master so that he can wreck her reputation for some reason? siesmologists being kidnapped and also he graffitied some paintings (for some reason?) and these things are Clearly Related Duh. master wants to um, be the doctor for some reason? yeah im not touching that one frankly. the doctor suffering zero consequences from forced regeneration only to get laser beamed to death but then shes fine to like get ice cream and chit chat but she is dying. Dont think abt it too much.)
chibby coincidence catastrophe. this cunt loves to not write cause and effect lets just get lucky or slip or trip or fucking whatever. teagan slipping on that ladder so that she can get jumpscared but then it’s fine actually she can just slide away like dark souls, graham just like idk chilling and running into ace in the dalek lave pit, random traitor dalek (who is immediately killed and never relevant again???) just happens to contact the doctor just in time for the other daleks to use it as a trap????
and like on top of all this it had so many moments where you can practically feel chibnall begging the audience to get hype bc look xyz thing is here from previous thing on the show! like w/ the classic companions coming back (and i do love them! But WHERE was the relevancy beyond making yaz uncomfortable bc they both left in bad circumstances. Where was it.), or all of the doctors homies showing up to pilot the tardis with her (you WISH you were the stolen earth you WISH-), or the fugitive doctor (sorry i didnt watch that ep. but i know enough to know it was nothing more then a callback.), or seeing all the other doctors in 13s like dreamscape place or whatever the fuck (and what was the point of that? she just idk says hi guys! and then sits in there and waits? hello?), the companion support group (cute concept! joked abt in fandom for years! but so lame in execution im sorry!), UNIT being involved for some reason (this is the least egregious imo, since it slotted neatly into the plot. however since they didnt do anything other then say hey doc check out these paintings! ahhughh cybermen! it’s still stupid as shit.) ace and graham flirting for some reason???? LIKE WHAT WAS THE POINT HERE. Dan leaving (why didn’t he leave at the end of last episode when he was clearly thinking about it??) like ten minutes into the episode, and the doc is like okay bye! [leaves him homeless on the street] like what horrible pacing that was. And where the hell was ryan? Dan and graham come pick yaz up and ryan is no where to be seen. Maybe he could smell the bad vibes and stayed home. Christ
Yaz especially felt just soooooo botched and shitty. As i said before i quit watching after 13’s first season, but i did catch the last five min of the sea devils and even just there it was. Pretty fucking clear that they were confessing love to one another, but we ~cant be together ever~ (says the cunt whos had countless kinda-sorta-girlfriends and at least one wife!) because itll ~be sad~ (you wish you were tenrose you WISH-).
Her competence at flying the fucking tardis, delegating tasks, planning, and executing on all of it was flawless! that’s an insane level of skill for a companion to have, only ever shown in new who with River Song, and outliers like Doctor-Donna, Bad Wolf Rose, or whatever that was with immortal Clara. To have her do all that, especially with such success… it’s crazy. Usually we only see that level of competence from ex-companions, like Martha, Micky, dimension-hopping Rose, or Sarah Jane.
Both those things said. You’re telling me. The Doctor is regenerating. So. Yaz is just. Gonna go home? What? Not even that the the doctor intentionally abandoned her- although, arguably she did- just. She’s leaving i fucking guess. For no reason? After all that? I understand it’s partially a writing thing and mandip leaving the show or whatever, but like, that was seriously the best you can do? She just dips and goes to a support group?
And that feeds into a greater problem with the episode, the idea that all of this works bc the doctor has all these friends. And then she just like. Leaves. She just dips. Hits the fucking bricks ALONE. and again it’s partially the writer swap i’m sure. But what on Gods Green Fucking Earth. Not to mention it all hinges on her having friends but none of them seem to actually like her or be friends with her. it’s like houseplants instead of characters.
absolutely a shameful end to a shameful run of the show. I really hope that jodie/13 get the chance to come back under better writers in the future for audio dramas or whatever.
in conclusion, tldr, or whatever: jesus christ that shit
SUCKED
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fizzfags · 3 months
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i think like a year ago i called you “the dyke crossing of the jrwi fandom” and you ended up seeing it when some sad shit was going on and im so sorry dude i dont have a good excuse i dont know why the fuck i did that it Wildly out of pocket
I REMEMBER THAT! i dont remember what i was going through at the time but yeah that year was rough. dont worry about it it probably cheered me up at the time ^_^
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supernovadragoncat · 8 months
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Sorry about the crappy anon 😕 I mean this in the best way so please dont get the wrong idea. If I were you, I’d take my talent and get paid for it. I’m beyond thankful that you have given us wonderful fanfictions but you are one of only a couple fic writers I’ve ever thought had the chops to go pro. There’re alot of good writers in our ship but your storytelling is on another level. Just something to consider. again I hope this isn’t out of pocket.
Thank you and this isn't out of pocket at all, so no worries 😊 I appreciate your kind words here and the encouragement!
My philosophy on writing has changed a lot over the years, in particular this past year. I blame hustle culture for perpetuating the idea that if you don't monetize creative endeavors, it's a missed opportunity. I know this isn't what you're saying. I just offer it as a broader talking point I've seen against people investing their time and effort into fanfiction writing.
That said, I am more aware of where I put my creative energies. I write the stories I feel need to be written. Sometimes that's fanfic. Sometimes that's original works.
I think this era of my time in the sansan fandom is drawing to a close for many reasons, but the biggest being the story I need to tell right now is my original work. If my muse brings me back to SanSan, so be it. If not, I'm happy with the collection of stories I've written and feel good about leaving things where they're at right now.
At the end of the day, though, writing is not about income for me. It's always been about creating something I'm proud of that I can share with others and that will outlive me. If my legacy on this planet is I wrote stories about people falling in love and it made other human beings happy or entertained or got their mind off of things for a little while, then I think that's cool and I am content.
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ao3feed-tf2ships · 1 year
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Blue And White Irises In A Line
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/46498408
by Ceramic_Wings
The carts were assembled by an outside party, and nobody was quite sure what they contained aside from a lot of explosives. Demo wouldn't touch the thing except to push it to the goal, calling it "bad form" to open up another expert's device if it wasn't actively malfunctioning. Until now, the cart had always worked just fine.
Pinned under a chunk of concrete in a pitch-black pocket of space, Scout wondered deliriously if Demo would change his mind about examining the cart.
scout gets blown up by a malfunctioning payload cart and has a crazy brain experience while he's dying under rubble. dont worry he lives
Words: 773, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: Gen
Characters: Scout (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), demoman (only mentioned)
Relationships: Scout & Spy (Team Fortress 2)
Additional Tags: Whump, Scout Abuse (Team Fortress 2), does that fit? tagging it anyway, Hurt Scout, Hurt No Comfort, Major Character Injury, Permanent Injury, Loss of Limbs, Amputation, i mean kind of. he loses a leg is the point, Delirium, Near Death Experiences, Memories, Childhood Memories, brief reference to physical abuse from an older sibling, which makes more sense in the original discord dm origin of this fic lol, Explosions, Cave-In, warning for the word "gimpy", never heard it used irl but it seems to originate as a slur, it's used to refer to a dog in scout's memory, Not Beta Read, barely edited tbh lol, worried spy, Spy Tries to be a Parent (Team Fortress 2), also he's catholic. at the suggestion of my bestie, more in the notes ig, Dreams, Symbolic Dreams
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/46498408
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haikyutiehoe · 3 years
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thank you for your support! i really like it here and want to celebrate what for me once was a childhood nightmare (writing) + i hope you enjoy ! below you will find an extensive list, it’s smut central down there
☞ 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
◆ please provide the prompt (various if needed), a scenario, setting and characters involved when requesting. in addition to general character x reader smut requests, i am writing threesomes, poly, gangbang
◆ (optional), include a description of the outfit of the reader and any subsequent lingerie or a photo image.
◆ this event is mainly open to the haikyuu fandom but i will accept a few jjk requests too
◆ these posts will feature the #haikyutiehoeevents and have a “read more”
◆ minors, dni
◆ these are all my own prompt creations, they are original and special, and took a while to come up with, been busy with tests and assignments
☞ 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒
◆ characters of interest include; aran, kita, suna, daichi, kenma, sakusa, hinata, bokuto, asahi, akaashi, kunimi, [ for the sake of making more content with these characters that i haven’t written for much, i include them here as a general note, you can ignore it easily lol! ]
◆ i am aiming to write 300+ words per request and challenging myself to write 1k+ (possibly beyond, hehe) as well. the requests with more details and plot will likely produce a larger word count, however if you’re not certain of ideas just indicate in the request if you’re interested in a longer fic.
☞ 𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓
(this is an example of a longer request that hopefully helps you frame your idea with the context of the prompt! thank you @bakugohoex)
maybe like suna with dont speak to me like i haven’t made you choke on daddy’s cock before after reader spends all day teasing suna on their day out together and he gets so pissed off that’s he finally has enough and drags reader to a semi public location and makes her suck him off unable to speak and yeah he’s just a teasing shit not letting her get off as he gets his release
☞ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
this video says differently sweetheart
i found your underwear in my pocket, thought you might need it
you can close your legs now
if you wanted my face between your legs, all you had to do was ask nicely
i only fuck freaks
put on the new makeup, i wanna watch the mascara run down your face as i fuck you
put that mouth to good use and make me cum
don’t speak to me like i haven’t made you choke on daddy’s cock before
brats belong on their knees
your kinks are basic
there’s really no explaining this to our friends, they predicted we’d sleep together eventually
take one for the team
touch yourself and don’t stop, not until i’ve cum
liars don’t get to cum
get to work
if you still think this is just sex, then why am i still here
i know i fuck you stupid, but i haven’t even touched you yet and you’re babbling nonsense baby
creaming on my fingers alone, i’ll have to teach you some manners before our guests arrive
i fucked you on a facetime with my friends and now you want to be shy about them coming over?
it’s only fair that if i caught you, i should be the one to make you cum
say please
i’ve already seen you naked, don’t worry about how you look, worry about how it feels
oh? that’s the only thing you have to say after seeing my cock for the first time when i know you’ve been thirsting over it for weeks? better get to praising my dick baby or you’re never seeing it again
that was very selfish of you baby, and you know i hate selfish people
you should have chosen your words more carefully
use your words, we’re among friends, no need to hide
i came to see a show
your friend said you’ve done this before
i prefer your legs around my neck
for someone who hates how i gawk at your tits you sure do wear a lot of low cut tops around me
i’m going to eat you out right next to your bestie, and if you behave, i might just give you a taste of my cock
is this piercing new?
are you gonna dry hump me all night or are you gonna fuck me like you hate me?
i wanna hear those pretty lips say my name and ask me to breed you like the slut you are
i heard you can show me and friends a good time
you’ve been a very busy baby, lying, evading, tricking me, time to learn a valuable lesson
let’s see what you’ve learned
we only bang on the weekends because you’re so uptight about your parents, i think i’ve been patient enough
i can’t stop looking at those lips, wondering how deep you can take me before you start crying
we...we weren’t supposed to fuck...you’re my best friends ex
dare? get on all fours and i’ll show you why you shoulda picked truth
you look so fucking sexy keeping my dick warm
has anyone touched you here before?
i’m not going to fuck you, i’m going to ruin you
it’s breeding season and i’m only getting started
you keep pretending like you don’t know me but we both know i’m the only one in your bed every other night
this ass was made for fucking
show daddy’s friends a good time
i distinctly remember you fucking my thigh last night
no wonder the rumors are so vulgar, look at that [genitals]
bondage? you really trust me to be kind to you when you’re spread like that?
what did we say about making daddy angry?
that’s really fucked up ... when do we get started?
you gonna give me a sloppy handjob all night or throat me like a real whore?
i...i don’t know how to cum (reader exclusive)
can you really blame them for talking about us? we fuck like rabbits
you have no idea of my bedroom tastes pillow princess
keep taking that cock like i know you can, good … so fucking good
shy sweetheart? why? before long i’ll be burying you in the mattress
kiss you? i can’t do more?
the teams been dreaming of these tits all year
look at the mess you made
how do you run out of condoms?
bring your legs higher, c’mon-fuck not like that, like this
i can shave it for you
i’ll fuck the attitude out of you if you don’t drop it now
one...two...don’t let me get to three
your mouth ruins it, stuff them (spoken to someone else)
stop crying, i know you like choking on me
if you keep touching yourself we’re going to have a serious problem baby, and no ones gonna come to help you
“i can fuck you better than a miya” - kita/aran exclusive quote
you’d cum in front of my friends if i told you to
i taught him how to fuck whores,
i had the volleyball manager begging on her knees for me to fuck her stupid, why should i fuck you?
don’t talk to me with that breedable mouth baby
get used to luxury of these legs baby, you’re gonna be using them tomorrow
you’re gonna be finding marks where you didn’t even know they could be
that’s not what you said on the phone last night
say that again while you’re riding my face
more? you need more? selfish brat. you’re lucky daddy loves you or he’d let his friends have their way with you at the party, you’d deserve it too, watching daddy fist his cock while you took his whole team
breeding brats like you is just another saturday night for me
threaten me again and i’ll breed you in front of your parents
holes like these were made for us
i don’t care if someone sees us, you should have known better than to aggravate me
stop dancing around, do you wanna fuck or not?
shit-wait, i think there’s a security camera in this room
no walking around naked, i have roommates
keep quiet, you don’t want the professor to hear daddy wrecking you
you’ve never looked more like the whore i know you were than letting daddy’s friends fuck you stupid
that picture was meant for me, don’t try denying it
you’re cuffed to the bed, how are you possibly going to dom me?
stupid cumslut, i don’t think you know how fucked you’re going to be when i get a hold of that mouth
you can’t argue with me and expect to win when you’re dicks that hard already
oh? you like it like that? fuck baby, we’re never doing it the other way again
i’m not surprised, you’re all bite and no bark
bring your friends, we can make it a party
i like breaking virgins
i’ll cock warm you three thousand times if it takes learning daddy’s name
no amount of makeup is going to hide that sweetheart
call him, i want him to hear you scream my name and take me
you have a smart mouth for a brat, lets see what it can do
how could you ever forget my cock, i’m the man who made you fuckable
lose the glasses, and the shoes...the gloves too...actually, just take it all off
someone’s a hungry whore today aren’t they?
you could go viral
there isn’t going to be any more confusion as to whose bitch you are after this
you fuck like a pornstar
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SUNNY I GENUINELY DONT REMEMBER IF I SENT YOU AN ASK SO I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE IF I DOULBE-ASKED. whatever the first one was that i dont remember, feel free to discard that one. remember when i asked you for the tall fem!s/o hcs? might i lightly ask for a nice cherry of those hcs to be bestowed upon adonis' head~? that was cryptic anyways, kindly requesting for adonis with a fem s/o the same height as him. why do i feel like he'd be more flustered idk?? man..
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a / n : ahhh yes of course i remember! that was my first request like ever. a very precious memory on my blog here!! <3 here is your portion of adony! starving tall adonisp's come get your food. i made 850 words for you all. there is like 5 adonisp’s in the entire fandom so you can share it nicely :D take this as a thank you for getting things off of the shelves for us short people.
— previously: rei, kaoru, kuro & madara
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✦ adonis w/ a tall fem!s/o
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you’re just as tall as him, now, that’s not something he sees often with how tall he is. he can look you in the eye, doesn’t have to worry about losing you in crowds and you can keep up with his bigger steps as well. see, there are plenty of advantages to being tall! it’s comfortable and practical for you both. however, that doesn’t exclude you from the list of things he likes to protect–in fact, you’re easily the thing that he tries to keep safe the most. sure, your physique gives you a bit of an advantage in certain situations–now get behind him, he’ll keep you safe.
so, you get the same protective treatment. this can be either cute, or somewhat frustrating. the moment adonis feels as if you’re being pestered, he joins the game. especially comments on your height–with negative connotations–have his protective instinct going wild. probably because they directly attack one of the things unique to you–he finds your stature extremely beautiful. as much as he tries to be polite, some comments have him gritting his teeth. he knows how damaging this perception based on appearance can be–he’s seen it all. so he always makes sure to say something nice to you when you meet.
either way, your form is stunning, enticing and unique, but he wouldn’t love you any less if you looked any different. he finds beauty in everything, and everything is worth protecting. he loves all of your features as they are and would never ask for more, and he’s happy with the you that he gets to be with in this life. adonis makes sure that you know that and that you know how precious you are. if he can’t tell you through words, he’ll tell you through song.
your adonis always played the ocarina so nicely.
you don’t know how he does it, but the moment he starts playing, it’s like the gates of heaven open. it makes your body feel light, as if the wind could carry you away with the sound of his melody. you almost want to go with it, to listen to the fleeting sounds forever. the song carries love and affection and all kinds of nice things, swirling through the room and then out the window into the big, big world. but you really couldn’t go with it when the one musician looks at you like that.
“are you alright?”, he asked, concern in his eyes as he placed the instrument down. suddenly, he was very close, touching your forehead with the back of his hand. “is that not appropriate here? i can stop if you don’t like it.”
how do you explain what kind of beauty he conveys through his music?
adonis can be quite affectionate. he’s not a man of many words, so he resorts to more action. that you’re taller isn’t a problem! he can still hold you nicely with this height. he likes to just envelop you in big bear hugs when nobody's looking, which can be a bit easier when you’re taller, as he doesn’t have to bend down. he gets embarrassed when people are looking, you see, so you’ll have to hide a little. he even gets embarrassed when it’s just you two, despite sometimes even initiating it. don’t you just want to put him in your pocket?
he talks about you to his sisters so much, and even asks them for advice on dating girls. you’re pretty sure his siblings know your entire biography. sometimes he says strange things and you know damn well that it was one of his sisters drilling that into his head. they send you pretty clothes and bits they find, suited for your taller frame, because by the way adonis talks about you, they love you. they toss in some extra pictures of adonis for your eyes. don’t show him, now, or he’ll die of embarrassment.
you still get plenty of rich food so you can grow nice and strong! you’re already so tall? no no, it’s fine, take some more of this delicious meat. it’s adorable. he’s the kind of guy that makes an extra portion for you–you’re always well fed. he comes to your place to drop off a portion of his dinner, sometimes with a little bit of anpan as a desert. if you don’t want it, that’s fine–but he’ll always get something for you as well if he knows that you like it.
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oikawaplssteponme · 3 years
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PART 3 | previously: part 2 | masterlist
pairing: Katsuki Bakugou x fem! reader
ratings/warnings: swearing, fighting
synopsis: When UA’s hot heads, Katsuki Bakugou and you, are forced to put your hatred for each other aside and plan the third year Prom, things end up getting a little heated...
a/n: hello friends, i hope you all are doing well<3 taglist is open so just lmk if you’d like to be added :)) enjoy xx
three: sorry
You sat through the rest of class, watching your classmates battle each other. You wrapped up the cut on your arm and you were good to go. When the school day was finally finished, you headed back to your dorm and changed out of your uniform and into something more comfortable. You began to head down to the basement when you came across Todoroki.
“Hey Shoto, sorry about that,” you said nervously, pointing to the bandaid on his cheek.
“Don’t worry about it. You put up a good fight and looks like I got you too ,” he replied.
“Barely. You better beat me next time,” you smiled. He nodded.
“Don’t worry, I will.” You and Shoto parted your ways and you went down to the basement. The door was propped open. Bakugou was flipping through the folder that Aizawa had given you both.
“Hey…” you said. He didn’t look at you.
“So uh, how should we split up the work?” You asked. He still ignored you. Getting annoyed at this point, you snatched the folder from him.
“HEY-“
“Listen, you were the one who said you wanted to split up the work for this fucking dance so we have to talk in order to have that happen. What’s going on? You seem more pissed off than usual,” you complained. Bakugou looked at you, gritting his teeth.
“I’m fine dumbass. Just tired,” he mumbled.
“Sure you are.” You grabbed a stool and sat next to Bakugou. He rolled his eyes.
“Well damn you don’t need to be that close to me,” he said. You sighed, losing your patience.
“Bakugou, we both need to take a look at the papers. If I could I would be on the other side of the world to stay away from you.”
“Whatever.”
You looked down at the list of everything that needed to get done.
“Okay so for starters we should order the stuff that will take longer to get here. That would probably be decorations and stuff like that,” you said.
“We’d need to pick a theme before we order decorations,” replied Bakugou.
“Oh true. Okay um, any ideas?” You asked. Bakugou got up, walked over to a box, and pulled out 3 magazines. He sat back down.
“The theme packs that are crossed out are ones that have already been used. The themes circled are the ones within our budget. And the ones with check marks are the themes that we could get but we would have to cut back on other stuff to pay for it,” explained Bakugou. Your eyes widened.
“Did you organize this?”
“Yeah. I did it after class.”
“Woah…”
“ITS NOT A BIG DEAL I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WE DONT MAKE FOOLS OF OURSLEVES PLANING THIS DUMB DANCE!”
“Okay okay. I just didn’t think you cared.”
“I can not care and still want to do it right. Remember if we do a shit job Aizawa’s gonna fail us or something.”
I forgot about that part.
“Okay well which of them do you like best?” You asked. Bakugou opened up the second catalog and turned a few pages. He pointed to a theme.
“This ones okay...I guess,” he whispered. You peered over at the theme, a smile creeping onto your face.
“I like that one too,” you said. Bakugou looked at you.
“Really?”
“Yeah, and its within our budget, so I think it’s a good choice.”
Bakugou cleared his throat.
“Cool um, I’ll grab a laptop so we can place the order.” Bakugou got up abruptly and walked upstairs.
Is he always in a hurry?
~
As you waited for Bakugou to get back, you began compiling a list of the work you would need to do. You decided to take more of the creative lead and began putting together a design for the tickets. You wanted it to match the theme that you and Bakugou had chosen.
“You can draw?” said Bakugou, peaking over your shoulder. You jumped.
“Jesus shithead you can’t just scare me like that,” you said, hitting his arm. Bakugou rolled his eyes.
“I thought you were only good at one thing,” he muttered. You turned to look at him.
“And what might that one thing be?”
“Combat.”
“So you admit I’m a good fighter.” Bakugou got flustered.
“NO I'M JUST SAYING YOU DON'T TOTALLY SUCK ASS,” he replied, “I’m still better though.”
“Well I hate to break it to you Bakugou but I’m a girl of many talents. So yes I can draw. Can’t you cook or something?”
Bakugou’s eyes widened.
“How’d you know that?”
“I remember from the training camp. You helped cook almost every meal,” you explained.
“Can we not talk about the camp,” he whispered. Your chest got heavy.
“Shit um I’m sorry I didn’t mean to-”
“It’s fine just drop it,” he said firmly. You nodded.
“Um, did you place the order?” You asked quietly.
“What does it look like I’m doing,” huffed Bakugou.
“Yeah sorry.”
“Why do you apologize so damn much?”
“I-I uh, sorry, wait no-” you stuttered out. Bakugou continued typing.
“You should save sorry’s for when they actually matter,” he muttered. You tilted your head.
“So they don’t always matter?”
“Well if you say the word so damn much it just becomes another useless word. Then when you actually mean it, it’s pointless,” he explained. You never really thought about it like that.
“I guess you’re right. Then I’m totally not sorry,” you joked. Bakugou let out a small chuckle.
“Okay nerd, keep drawing your stupid ticket.”
“ITS NOT STUPID!”
~
You and Bakugou worked in silence for the rest of the time you spent in the basement. You checked the time.
“We’ve been down here for like 2 hours. I feel like that’s enough for today,” you said. Bakugou looked up from his laptop.
“Uh yeah. Just let me place this last order,” he said. You nodded and began to pack up your stuff.
“Do you have the keys?” You asked. Bakugou nodded and fished the keys out of his pocket. Bakugou grabbed his things.
“Let’s go dumbass,” he said. You sighed and trailed behind him as you walked up the stairs.
The two of you went back to the dorms and saw your friends socializing in the common area.
“There you two are! We lost you after class,” said Mina, waving the two of you over.
“Yeah well party planning awaits. It’s a lot of work for just two people,” you explained, taking a seat.
“Damn right it is,” mumbled Bakugou.
“How’s the planning going?” asked Kirishima. You looked at Bakugou and smiled.
“Bakugou is having so much fun planning. He even picked the theme for the dance,” you said.
“SHUT UP-”
“Wait what’s the theme?” asked Mina excitedly.
“It’s a surprise,” you insisted.
“Just to clarify, Y/N is just shit at planning so I’m having to do more work,” chimed in Bakugou.
“I KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST-” You stood up but before you could go over to him, Iida had grabbed your arm, stopping you from going any farther. You huffed.
“Anyway, how’s your side Deku?” You asked. Deku had a bandage around his stomach, most likely from your doing earlier during training.
“Oh I’m all good! Recovery Girl definitely knows what she’s doing,” he smiled nervously.
“Yeah well I’m sor-, I mean uh, I hope you feel better anyway,” you replied, “you got me pretty good too Deku, so I guess we’re even,” you joked. You lifted up part of your shirt to show the bruise that Izuku had given you from his punch from earlier.
“OH MY GOSH Y/N I‘M SO SORRY!” panicked Izuku. You laughed.
“Don’t worry about it. Makes me look like a total badass,” you smiled.
“Sure it does,” mumbled Bakugou. You gave him the side eye.
“What the hell is your problem today?” You asked, crossing your arms. Bakugou stayed silent.
“God you are such a piece of shit,” you huffed. Bakugou stood up and walked over to you. He gripped the collar of your shirt, pulling you towards him.
“SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!”
Your blood began to boil. You kicked Bakugou in the stomach to get him to let go but his grip was so tight on you that he ripped the collar of your shirt, causing the two of you to fall to the ground. You pinned his hands down.
“TELL ME TO SHUT UP ONE MORE DAMN TIME KATSUKI! I FUCKING DARE YOU!”
“Stop this at once!” ordered Iida but neither of you listened. Bakugou flipped you onto your back, almost knocking the wind out of you. He then pinned you down as well. Bakugou leaned in to look you dead in the eyes.
“Shut. Up.”
That was it. That was all you needed to be pushed over the edge. You were pissed. Words couldn’t describe your hatred for Katsuki Bakugou.
“THAT'S IT!” Before you even realized it, you were already generating a small bond to hit Bakugou with.
“Y/N NO!” yelled Deku. Just as you were about to throw it at him, Kirishima had grabbed Bakugou off of you and Deku had pulled you towards him.
“BOTH OF YOU! THIS HAS TO STOP!” Shouted Iida. Your breath was heavy as you looked at Bakugou. Kirishima had let go of him but Deku still had his grip on you.
“LET ME AT HIM! I AM SO SICK OF YOU KATSUKI!” You yelled, beginning to struggle from Deku’s arms.
“Fuck off princess. I’m going to bed,” said Bakugou, turning around and leaving.
“YOU OWE ME A NEW DAMN SHIRT!” You shouted at him but he didn’t turn to look at you.
“And here I thought the two of you were finally getting along…” mumbled Iida.
I thought so too.
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