#I’m joking

[softpastelqueer]

POV: You’re a tumblr app user

#tumblr #joke #I’m joking

[jupitertheegg]

“Velma is a lesbian in this new Scooby Doo”

I don’t know how to tell you this, but she’s been a lesbian in every single Scooby Doo ever made

#i’m joking #but not really #it’s great that it’s like finally explicitly in the text #but like #mystery incorporated #marcie fleach #hot dog water #scooby doo mystery incorporated #Scooby Doo #velma dinkley #lesbian velma #jinkies #lgbtq

[sapphic-sprite]

it’s pride month! who wants to kiss on the mouth about it!

#I’m joking #too immunocompromised for that but a guy can hope? #pride month #happy pride month #happy pride #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt pride #lgbtq pride #lgbt positivity #lgbtq positivity #wlw #nblw #lesbian #mlm #nblm #gay #bi #pansexual #bisexual #polysexual #sapphic #omnisexual #ace #asexual #aro #aromantic #trans #transgender #nonbinary

[badgermolebender]

Mako really only has 2 flirting tactics.

In Book 1, he insulted Korra until she fell in love with him.

Also in Book 1, he just was sugar baby until Asami fell in love with him.

In Book 4, he combined these two tactics until Wu …

#i’m joking #but not really #who am i kidding #im being so serious #mako #asami sato #korra #king wu #wuko #avatar legend of korra #mako x wu #makorra #avatar the last airbender #avatar last airbender

[goryhorroor]

bring back the transatlantic accent

#nothing more to say #don’t take this seriously #I’m joking #I was watching an old movie and always found the accents cool as fuck

[1phakephan]

umm i think they chose the wrong pack??

#i’m joking #no i’m not #dnp #dan and phil #dapg #dan and phil games #daniel howell #phil lester #phan

[personthattoleratesme]

Them immediately dropping this after the WAD era finished, they want us to know that we’re in a new era now and they just set the tone and I’m scared for what’s coming

#can’t wait for their eras tour #I’m joking #mostly #dan and phil #dnp #daniel howell #phil lester #dan and phil games

[poolboy-at-the-vampire-mansion]

My love language is being stabbed in a kitchen

#hannigram #murder husbands #stuilly #will graham #hannibal lecter #Hannibal #stu macher #billy loomis #scream #stuposting #/qp #is that a tag #making that a tag #I’m joking #for sure #anyways

[indieyuugure]

Just wanna cluddle the dying Donnie an be there in his last moments to tell him "I'm gonna eat your pizza" and than kiss his forehead as he does

Bleh

💀

#tmnt #q&a #the mutation situation #lol #I’m joking #this is hilarious #In a dark way 💀 but I like it

[sentientsliotar]

Charlie & Lucifer

I think Lucifer sees himself in Charlie, she’s willing to challenge him despite him being the most powerful person in hell.

Our first impression of Hazbin Lucifer is the infamous phone call in the pilot.

He’s obviously against the hotel, and made Charlie insecure about herself when discouraging it.

This rift in their relationship could have started long before the hotel, Lucifer could have disapproved of her hopes for the sinners (either because he doesn’t understand it, or wants to protect her, or another reason entirely, I don’t have enough info just yet)

Which makes these scenes more interesting:

I’m not sure baby Charlie was having deep discussions with her dad about the future of the denizens of hell, but there’s obviously turmoil in the family. Just based on the glimpses we’ve gotten so far, I think Lucifer is trying but has no idea what he’s doing.

I think he’s afraid of what could happen as Charlie keeps going further down the path she’s chosen, because he walked a similar one before. We all know about Lucifer’s fall from heaven, when God (his own father) cast him down to hell. I think Lucifer’s going to help Charlie because he doesn’t want to repeat his father’s mistakes, it’s probably going to take a lot to get him to that point. Like a full revolution to make him realise he wants to support his daughter, but he’ll get there eventually.

Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are really driving home the message that communication is the most important thing in any healthy relationship- romantic, platonic, or familial.

I wonder if I’ll learn something from this…

#maybe if enough of my headcanons are confirmed- #I’m joking #I don’t care if all of this is wrong because everything I’ve seen so far looks amazing #Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel lucifer #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #helluva boss #chalrie & lucifer #Hazbin hotel charlie & lucifer #I know I didn’t mention Lilith but I feel like she’s the mediator between the two #also headcanon she acts the most chill but is the last person whose bad side you want to be on #like you’d be better off annoying Lucifer #I don’t care if Lucifer is more powerful don’t mess with Lilith

[honeygooch]

okay oscar we get it, lando is pretty

also argue with me if you want but lando seemed hella disappointed oscar didn’t let him wear his helmet, “it’s dirty!” okay make up excuses to try and get oscar to give you his mhmmm

#sharing drinks bottles??? #might as well get married #i’m joking #👀 #oscar ‘heart eyes’ piastri #mctwinks #mclaren #landoscar #oscar piastri #lando norris #source: instagram #everyone say thank you mclaren admin!

[spideystyls]

Max and Checo should kiss this season. They almost held hands a couple of times, they hug each other a lot, Max loves Checo’s personal space (to the point he knows Checo’s eyes have a little bit of green tint)… they might as well kiss already, we can act surprised if the want us to.

#I’m joking #I don’t care about your ships this is mine #sergio checo pérez #checo perez #sergio perez #max verstappen #chestappen #formula 1 #red bull racing #red bull f1 #oracle red bull racing

[race-week]

I mean…

He’s not new to the idea

#i’m joking

[zootopiathingz]

If charlastor not canon why so much sexual tension

#i’m joking #kinda #hazbin hotel #charlastor #radiobelle #shitpost #lady luxo rambles

[ryesingerrose]

The padel match is like Austria 2019 all over again, except this time it’s because Max lost. Something tells me he’s going to up his game and make sure he gets good at padel for their next match, because he would rather do anything but be on the receiving end of Charles’ wrath again. Or he’s just going to wing it as usual. But I’m sure Charles wouldn’t mind teaching him. We’ll see haha

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #I’m joking #partially #lestappen #pls max it’s not a big deal you tried

[labyrynth]

in the spirit of pettiness statistics, i wanted to make my own version of that biased poll from the other day so that we can have OUR OWN completely inconclusive results!

Please consider reblogging, since lots of people don’t check main/character tags!

#jin guangyao #mo xuanyu #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs talk #jgy tag #*whispers* there is a right answer #i’m joking #…half joking #but seriously please do reblog! #modified slightly to include more options #and because i have no idea what ‘harassment with/without intention’ is supposed to mean #when it comes to harassment intention doesn’t matter #anyway #i am 100% aware that these results mean nothing in terms of the wider fandom #i’m just petty <3 #and yknow i wouldn’t mind getting some discussion going #i’m kinda on the fence abt tagging cql or not bc i’m specifically asking abt novel canon #i probably shouldn’t