#Steve: There ARE spiders in there!!!

[morganbritton132]

Eddie tells his Tiktok following about how Nancy looks at houses on Zillow when she’s bored and now he does it but he only looks at houses in Hawkins. He shows the webpage for the Creel House and then calls for Steve.

Eddie: Stevie! Steve-o, Batman, baby! Steeeeeve, come here!!!

Steve, finally: What?

Eddie: Do you wanna buy this and renovate it?

Steve: Do I want to buy the murder house that Max broke all of her limbs in and what, make it a bed and breakfast? No.

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#Eddie: is that the reason or is it because of the spiders? #Steve: There ARE spiders in there!!! #Also Steve: Look the door is still broken from when Robin threw a rock through it #Everybody in the comments: um what???? excuse me max broke what??? #steve harrington #eddie munson #eddie munson tiktok saga

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[lem4dead]

tfp decepticritters

#tfp #transformers+prime #tfp starscream #tfp megatron #my art #sorry for leaving out soundwave but just know he's a mockingbird. maybe soon #too scared to draw airachnid. photoreal spider. sorry. #guide: owltron batscream ko squirrel steve mole flying steve bat aaand ratwave as seen from the front

[mel-kusanagi]

n side

inspired by this genius tweet

part two of this post

#heart eyes motherfucker #also inspired by n side by steve lacy #iykyk #anyway enjoy *runs away* #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #spider man #spider man 2099 #spiderdads #peter b parker x miguel o'hara #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #my art

[stevebabey]

The drip in the roof of the trailer is what wakes Steve.

A steady plink! of water meeting wood somewhere above them. It always leaks a little in the trailer after it rains, like a gentle metronome of fat raindrops sneaking inside the cracks. While it used to annoy him, Steve just finds it soothing now.

The curtains Eddie had poorly shut the night before are askew just an inch, letting through a sliver of sunlight. A beam sneaks through, makes the room glow, walls painted golden. Steve revels in it and it’s warmth; lets out a yawn and stretches like a big cat, giving a soft groan as he does.

His elbow knocks into Eddie’s side as he does and Steve feels the familiar rush in his chest, fond affection filling every vein— and he loves it.

He loves that momentarily forgetfulness born from his sleepiness, where he forgets that he gets to wake up with someone by his side. Wake up next to Eddie, no less.

Steve loves it, adores it, because really what it means is he gets to remember it every morning.

He gets to roll closer and poke Eddie gently on the cheek, a small smidge of him just wanting to check if he’s real. If this, this love, is real and his. Eddie lets out a groggy groan, buries his face further in the pillow. Steve grins. Yep, he’s real.

Eddie makes another groggy noise and this time pulls his face out of his pillow slowly. He looks like a disgruntled cat, hair still stuck to his cheek, some small patch of drool left on the pillow. Eddie makes a soft ‘hmph!’ and one hand reaches up, wiping across his face lazily. His eyes peek open.

And as much as Steve loves his own secret moment in the morning, it’s blown out of the water by this every time — the moment Eddie sees him. Brown eyes see him and Eddie just softens. Like butter in the sun. Sinks further into his pillow and smiles, sleepy and wonderful.

Normally, they both let sleep comes and go, drifting across the sheets in half-hearted cuddles that Steve melts for every time. Today, Eddie’s smile grows into a happy grin. Then his hands are stretching out and he’s making small grabby hands across the sheets, urging his boyfriend over.

“C’mere,” he says, hands finding Steve’s side and pulling him, soft. “Gimme.”

Steve grins, heart flip-flopping. Goes without any resistance, shifting to snuggle up to Eddie, tucking up and under his chin as Eddie’s does his best to scoop him up in his arms. It’s warm. Eddie’s pulse is a small comfort to Steve as he rests his head upon Eddie’s chest, hands curled around his middle, thumbing at soft scar tissue. Thump-thump-thump, Eddie’s heart says, and Steve can somehow easily read the love in it; his stomach turns again, in a dizzy elated way.

“Mm, birthday boy,” Eddie hums, but he’s still so sleepy that birthday sounds more like birfday. Steve feels his heart jump in surprise — a moment in which he’s baffled Eddie knows. That Eddie remembers. The last couple birthdays… well, he hadn’t been friends with Robin til after his birthday in ‘85 and then, well, with everything in ‘86… It’s been awhile since someone has remembered is all.

He doesn’t mean to sound as surprised he does when he murmurs, “You remembered?”

Eddie hums again, a sweet loving noise. His arms around Steve tighten and Steve feels his heart keen when his lips brush across Steve’s temple. A gentle kiss is pressed there. It feels like everything he needs — this quiet small moment of wonder, a tiny moment of tenderness, just for Steve. He presses his own kiss back, lips against Eddie’s collarbone.

“S’look,” Eddie continues, dragging his arm off Steve to point somewhere on the wall. Steve follows his gaze and then— there it is, on Eddie’s calendar. Circled in red is April 29th. It’s covered in sloppy hearts, so much there’s no room for any word other than ‘Steve!!’ in the middle; his birthday. Marked so Eddie would remember, wouldn’t even dare the chance to forget it.

Eddie drops his arm, returning it to where it was, hooked over Steve’s side so his hand can run soothing soft touches down his back. He sighs again, another sleepy noise, and Steve could probably cry.

“Precious birthday boy, mm,” Eddie mumbles lovingly. “Lovely precious birthday boy,” he warbles on, voice gooey enough that Steve know he means it. Actually thinks that— that he’s precious, and lovely, and everything more. “What d’ya wanna do t’day?”

Steve tightens his cuddle and whispers, “Just this.”

He can feel Eddie’s grin, in response, and then there’s another kiss to his head. Just this. It’s the complete truth.

#me and steve are like that spider-man meme #pointing at each other #BIRFDAY TWINS!!! #so ofc… havé some steddie loveliness <3 #MWAH #it’s not even technically the 29th for like half of u guys #DONT CARE!!! #have it #ruby writes steddie #steddie #steve x eddie #steddie ficlet #this is indeed just a wee ficlet #steddie fic #morning cuddles 🥹🥹 when is it MY TURN #as ALWAYS!!! #gay ppl in my phone…. this one is for u

[gunsandspaceships]

Billionaire Tony…

Likes simple things:

Cheeseburgers from Burger King, pizza and donuts

T-Shirts from Walmart, t-shirts of his favorite heavy metal bands

$5 Bottles from Dick’s

His father’s old robe

Paper books

Minimalistic interiors

Cooled down coffee

He doesn't really care what kind of coffee he drinks

Physical labor

Friendly relationships with his employees

Wooden cabins by the lake with chickens, alpacas and a garden

#tony stark #iron man #mcu #marvel #the avengers #avengers endgame #pepper potts #iron man 2 #avengers age of ultron #spider man homecoming #peter parker #happy hogan #steve rogers #howard stark

[livwritesstuff]

hazel posts a tiktok captioned "true love i think?". the tiktok is literally just hazel giggling as she tries to narrate screenshots of texts between steve and eddie over the years.

here’s some of them:

Steve: I’m going to kill you.

Eddie: ?

Steve: How hard is it to shut a cabinet door?

Eddie: 💤💤💤

Eddie: think i should tell the girls about the wolf spider i found in the basement?

Steve: YES

Steve: I need two more years of hiding shit down there at least. I can sense the fear waning.

Eddie: 👍

*three minutes later*

Steve: Wait you killed the spider though right?

Eddie: *leaves Steve on read to torture him*

Steve: ?

Steve: Ed

Steve: ???

Eddie: now i did 

Eddie: but if the ladies ask no i didn’t

Steve: wtf did you order from Amazon?

Eddie: don’t open it

Eddie: it’s for the girls

Steve: Yeah right.

Eddie: excuse me

Eddie: did you go to bed without me??

Steve: Dude I totally forgot Moe’s actual name again…

Steve: The school called asking to speak with "Lucy’s parent or guardian" and I said sorry wrong number and hung up.

Eddie: dude

Eddie: wait why’d the school call about moe

Steve: She got suspended from the basketball team.

Eddie: again?

#eddie is 100% a spam texter he’s firing off texts the second the thought enters his brain #steve does the opposite he's drafting novel-length texts while eddie's watches the endless text bubbles in total agony #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #hazel's tiktok page #steve harrington #eddie munson #if you are a spider-fearing person like myself DO NOT look up the aforementioned bug - all you need to know is that it is VERY big

[avengerscompound]

Steve Rogers & Miles Moralis

Spider-Man/Deadpool (2016) #12

#marvel #avengers #marveledit #comicedit #steverogersedit #captainamericaedit #milesmoralisedit #spidermanedit #steve rogers #captain america #miles moralis #spider-man #spider-man/deadpool (2016) #616 #paul scheer #nick giovannetti #todd nauck #marvel comics #avengerscompoundedit

[irondad3000]

I just love how Tony turns from his 'Soft Supportive Dad Voice' to Peter, to "AND YOU'VE BEEN A COMPLETE IDIOT" to cap.

#tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad #mcu #marvel #iron man #spiderman #iron dad #spider man #captain america #steve rogers

[indominusavenger]

Tony's First Child

Steve: Is Pepper pregnant?

Tony: Oh goodness, no! I couldn't handle a kid.

LATER:

Also Tony: I've just adopted my first teenager. Peter say hi.

Peter: ...Hi?

Avengers: ...

Tony: *beaming at his son*

#tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spider man #steve rogers #captain america #avengers #marvel shenanigans #marvel memes #mcu memes #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #captain america civil war

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: What did you get Peter for his birthday? Clint: I got him a dog. Steve: Really? Me too! Sam: I also got him a dog! Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea. Natasha: Tony, please tell me you didn’t get Peter a dog as well. Tony: I got him a dog! [cuts to Peter surrounded by dogs] Peter: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

#credit: incorrectquotesmcu #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #mama spider #black widow #tony stark #steve rogers #bucky barnes #sam wilson #clint barton #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman quotes

[morganbritton132]

Eddie follows up his Tiktok of an old home video of him sick with a current video of him sick. He’s congested as hell and his voice is practically gone when he croaks out, “Don’t marry teachers. They carry the plague.”

“It’s allergies. You have allergies.”

Eddie coughs pathetically and then pans the camera over to the other side of the bed. Steve, who will get a fever if you look at him too hard, has his back to Eddie.

Eddie is not reaching for him but Steve says anyways, “Don’t touch me or I will melt like a spider made of people.”

“…What does that even mean?!!!”

#unless you experience the giant spider made out of your neighbors…you tend to forget that part over the years #Eddie remembers that Steve and Robin got tortured. the fire. that Max’s brother died. and something about the mayor #he occasionally forgets that Hopper died during the summer of 85 so sometimes he forgets the mind flayed #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

[spidergrotto]

realistically, spider-man has probably befriended loads of vigilantes ( maybe even kind of sort of criminals ) while patrolling and he’s probably got thousands of connections without realizing it.

at this point in time he’s been to loads of avengers meetings and debriefs and while it’ll never NOT be cool, he isn’t.. it just isn’t something he looks forward too or stressed about anymore.

so he’s been caught late a few times, stumbling in mumbling apologies and excuses ( tony teases him for it— oh are we not cool enough for you? )

he’s late for a briefing this time, some sort of underground network of bases ( it’s a secret lair, why can’t they just call it a secret lair? ) and peter isn’t really surprised, he’s worked on these sorts of missions before—

“oh, mr captain rogers — deadpool is already working on this one, he invited me yesterday but i was napping and missed the call, don’t tell him that though he’ll get sad.”

and suddenly he’s being questioned by everyone but clint who wasn’t all that surprised ( neither was natasha, but what bussiness did peter have talking to people like deadpool? )

“when the hell did you start talking to deadpool—”

“ he has your NUMBER?—”

“ we’re friends mr stark— what do you mean— i know other— of course i’m friends with other vigila— is anyone listening?? ”

“did you hack karen? why wasn’t i— this should be in the baby monitor—”

“why did he contact you of all people— is he doing this alone? do you know how dangerous—”

#peter befriending all of new york cities vigilantes #the avengers don’t realize how strong peter is #love and hate that trope fyi #marvel mcu #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #peter parker and tony stark #found family #tony stark #irondad and spiderson #the avengers #avengers family #clint barton #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #captain america #deadpool #vigilante shit

[aclue-aclue]

#detective noir #private detective #Steve #Blue's Clues #Blue's Clues & You #Blue's Clues and You #Steve Blue's Clues #Spiderman #Spiderman Noir #Spider Noir #peter parker #across the spiderverse #Carmen Sandiego #Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? #Gray #Brawl Stars #Detective Gray #Dectetive Gray Brawl Stars #Pathfinder #Apex Legends #fight night pathfinder #Cookie Run #Almond Cookie #my content tag

[loserharrington]

SPIDER-MAN: SUPER-HERO OR SUPER-ZERO?

#spider-man au #spider steve #spider-man steve #stranger things #steve harrington #steddie #eddie munson #steve/eddie #stranger things 4 #steve x eddie #robin buckley #steve harrington fanart #robin buckley fanart #eddie munson fanart #⚰️

[fotibrit]

Tony, Bruce, Steve, and Peter are all very sarcastic characters but it’s in exceptionally different ways.

Tony is only child sarcastic. about everything, all the time. he’s like a puppy who desperately wants someone to play fight with him (“In prostitution? of course you’re not, you’re a senator” “My least favorite person on earth, Justin Hammer, Hi!” “I won’t join your super secret boy band”)

Bruce is oldest child funny. He dosnt use sarcasm all the time, carefully picking his moments. His timing and delivery are perfect every single time (“You’ve rented my room” “Only when I’ve built a murder bot” “I see this as an absolute win”)

Steve is middle child funny. He’s mastered the art of the deadpan delivery, and he does not in the slightest mind making a joke before kicking someone’s ass. He’s also got a joke that, in his mind, gets funnier each time he uses it (“On your left” “Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?” “secure the engine room, then find me a date”)

Peter is youngest child funny. He cracks jokes effortlessly, and sometimes it wasn’t intended to be a joke but is received as such. (You have a metal arm?! AWESOME!” “I can’t got to germany… I got homework” “BYE! Mr criminal!”)

Anyways, I think each of them is hilarious and deserves more appreciation

#tony stark #iron man #peter parker #spider man #bruce banner #the hulk #hulk #steve rodgers #captain america #marvel #marvel fandom #avengers