Normies need to understand, there's no logic to shipping culture-we're all DELUSIONAL and very okay with that.
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Listen I've been watching a lot of movies with Gene Kelly lately and just wanted to dress up Clark as him. Even tho I think Gene Kelly looks more like Bruce or Brucie Wayne.
And if were talking about dance styles as a character study there could be a great case that Gene Kelly's dance style of using his whole body would be much more Bruce than Fred Astaire who Gene is often compared to who's dance style which is more foot-centric.
But Gene Kelly was known for dressing as the everyday man for his time and that's more Clark. Which doesn't matter.
Point being I bet Bruce has watched a lot of Gene Kelly movies with Alfred and you best believe if DC would allow a universe where Bruce could be at least bi he'd have a little bit of a crush on Gene when growing up and seeing his crush in the same atrie well ...
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No, but listen: what if Clark MF Kent writes SuperBat fanfiction as a way to deal with his feelings without having to come clean to Bruce?
And what if Bruce one day stumbles upon Clark's account (without knowing it's him), because he reads fanfiction FOR THE SAME DAMN REASON?
But then, he starts getting that strange sense of familiarity through the writing. First, he thinks it's maybe some accomplisehd author' secret hobby. Until, one day, he reads a sentence that is so quintessentialy Kent in its structure and turn of phrase that he knows, without a doubt, that Superman is writing kinky porn about them fucking on the hood of the Batmobile.
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My brucie wayne au is just the no capes AU except. the batkids are still superheros. just bruce isn’t.
But yknow. Lets step this up. I think Itd be so fun if Clark was still superman. And Bruce also doesnt know his secret identity.
Bruce: Kids, I want you to meet my boyfriend Clark! He’s a journalist from metropolis.
Dick (having dealt with Bruce’s MANY partners): Erm. Hi. Nice to meet you.
Jason: Ignore him. He’s weird around new people.
Tim: Jason. You literally tried to get scare away of one of Bruce’s ex-girlfriends after watching the parent trap.
Jason: Okay??? Well she was a gold di-
Bruce: Anyways!! There’s my youngest- Damian, and then Cassandra.
Cass ans Damian: *silently nod*
Clark: You’ve got a charming family Bruce!
later that night when the batkids are fighting a rogue, superman decides to come and help.
Sups: Don’t worry! I’m here to help!
Dick (giggling): Omg h-hi superman :DD *knocks out a henchman*
Jason: Ignore him hes weird around new people.
Sups: You really are a charming family….
*group realization*
(part 2)
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thinking about country dancing. and how clark is from the midwest. and how brucie wayne does not shy away from dancing with strangers. and how imagine if there was a "country style" themed event and clark pulled out the Flirtiest Fucking Dancing Ever
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one of the things I love about the SueprBat ship is that Bruce's most attractive feature, his wealth, has no affect on Clark
Clark Kent grew up in a small town in rural America. he is used to living without luxury and has no reason to seek it. add that to the fact that if Clark did want wealth and luxury, he could easily create his own. This is a man who can crush coal into diamonds, remember.
this is great for Bruce because it means that he can be secure in the knowledge that Clark loves him for him and not for his money.
this is also terrible for Bruce, because he does not know how to date someone without showering them with his wealth
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my favorite Ao3 writers are the one who goes like "SoRrY gUyS eNgLiSh isn't My FrIsT lAnGuAge" then proceed to write the filthiest smut fic ever
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dick: would you rather kiss superman or the riddler
bruce: please focus on not getting shot
dick: *vaulting over bad guys and knocking them over* you soooo wanna kiss superman
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