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eggirrum · 2 months
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Bro I hate when people ship literal eggs flour sugar and milk together,..
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Likeee... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who made this??? Ppffffffff....... not me guys...! Heh... why would... why would I do that...?????
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Hi so I have a request if that’s okay so how about yandere class 1-a ft Aizawa with Bakugou twin sister reader who is kind and nice and the opposite of Katsuki, how about she gets asked out on a date by a student from 1-b only to find out that he only asked her out because of a bet he made with other student, how would class 1-a react to that?
((Also I really like your blog btw))
A/n: THANK YOUUU IM GLAD YOU REQUESTED THAT
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Bakugo was always protective as you ever since you were kids he would always say he would protect you and not let anyone take you away from him and you didn't seem to mind it since you just thought it was some typical big brother behavior when it was much darker than that...Whenever someone would talk to you he would glare in their way making sure they had a cold sweat he once hospitalized a boy in the middle because he put gum in your hair you were everything to Katsuki he just wanted to be him and you(and his parents ofc) that was it
That was before class 1a
•Everyone was shocked at the two of you even Aizawa questioned the nature of it because Katsuki was a burning bomb ready to explode anytime when someone pisses him off while you were an absolute sweetheart with a kind personality with a Smile pure of sunshine and happiness with a positive personality people would even doubt you were Akatsuki's twin without you looking alike even izuku sometimes question it
•the class was so lovesick and adored with your kind yet tough nature they knew it was fate they knew exactly who to cherish and love! And it was you!
•The girls would have lesbian attacks whenever they were close to you or ever interacted with you, while you chatted along your day and training Mina would just dreamily sigh to herself, tsuyu would just be just in a trace cause how sweet your voice sounded, Ochako would stare at your lips imagining how it'll felt touching hers, Jirou wanting to bury her face in your big fluffy hair so she can get a sniff, momo starting at those beautiful eyes making her all flushed and it drives her crazy, Hakagure wanting to pinch your cheeks while giggling intensely
•The boys,on the other hand, would try so desperately to get your attention and praise like how Tokoyami would show off his love poems to you while you watched with eyes sparkling, Aoyama would show off his fashion skills by dressing up and if you ever want to wear matching outfits with him let's say he's the happiest man alive he'll show off to everyone how dazzling the 2 of you are, Kirishima would pick you up and throw you in the air just to show you his strength talking about how manly he is, while sato gives you all sorts of treats and teach you to bake
•But your brother was deeply Jealous every time he caught you hanging out with them he always watched in the background to make sure they didn't do anything or just took you away and scolded you for not hanging out with your big brother as much but that's ok its, not your fault it's those Extras fault but when they told how much they love and care about you and would do anything to protect you he gets 2nd thoughts and decided to tolerate it for now
One day at lunch a girl walked over to your table and asked you out to go to a nearby cafe on Friday you blushed and mumbled yes the class including your brother say quietly anger building up and glaring at the girl the girl winked and ran away,
On Friday the girls helped you get ready you were dressed up in Momo's dorm they picked your best outfit and did your hair so nicely you were twirling around, beaming and smiling mina and the others blushed at your style but were heartbroken knowing the fact that you weren't getting dressed up for them, when you got out the dorm and shows it to the boys they looked in wonder but was sad but your brother was being extra protective and strict today putting down some rules
"IF SHE EVER TRIED TO LAY HANDS ON YOU WITHOUT CONSENT MAKE SURE YOU CALL ME SO I CAN BEAT THEIR ASS"
"ok Kats"
"NO KISSING ON THE FIRST DATE AND NO PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH EACH OTHER"
"ok kats 😒"
"AND NO DOING ANY FLITHY STUFF LIKE GOING INTO SOMEONES BED AND-"
"KATSUKI WTF-"
At this point, you were just deciding to not listen to your brother 😭 you weren't going to anyway especially that last one but you kept the others in mind you were heading out the door everyone bid you farewells and good luck and you were feeling as confidence as ever when you made it at the cafe
you see the girl sitting there ever so pretty with her hair in a beautiful style and in a beautiful flower pattern dress you blushed at her appearance and went in y'all did your greeting and started talking for a bit it was fun honestly she was laughing at your jokes and you were blushing at her cheesy pick up lines all was going swell and you had to go to the bathroom you apologized to her and excused yourself
After you washed your hands you were about to exit the bathroom but heard your date chattering and laughing and she mentioned your name a couple of times you were curious u stayed and listened closely
Blue: The girls friend
Pink: the girl (aka the date)
"I did it I asked her out and brought her on a cafe date it was so easy!"
"WHAT?! Omg you're so evil!, are you gonna tell her that it's a bet
"ofc I won't even after we are about to "Kiss" pfft it's gonna be so funny!"
"Are you gonna record it!? Please tell me you are?!"
"Uh duh I am man I can't believe there's a girl who likes other girls so gross!"
As the girl kept chattering horrible stuff the more numb, you felt your eyes watering and leaking down your face your hands balled up in fists shaking you grabbed your stuff off the table not caring about your "Date" reaction, and dashed out the cafe you ran inside the building Kirishima and bakugo were playing a game while jirou, momo, denki, sero and ochako were playing card games they saw you ran in "Oh hey y/n! how was your-" just as jirou was about to say something you slammed and locked the door everyone was shocked Bakugo put the controller down pressed his head against the door he could hear sniffling and crying
Bakugan harshly told everyone in the common room to back away and knocked on your door "Hey idiot you there? Can I come in" You hesitated for a second but at the moment you didn't care you just needed some comfort so you unlocked the door and Bakugo calmly went in he didn't like to be mushy but seeing you cry broke his heart just went he shut your door you tackled him and hugged him tightly crying in his chest murmuring a bunch of "im sorry" and "You were right" when he finally calmed you down you explained what happened " s-she called me disgusting kats I didn't do anything to her " he rubbed your back while you hugged him tightly until you fell asleep he placed you down in your bed
He went out of your dorm and met with a bunch of concerned looks from your classmates some asked a bunch of questions to see if you were ok even iida and Momo frantically wanted to come in and check on you but Bakugo completely shut it down saying he'll explain what happen
"Those fucking pests..." momo said with venom in her voice and the others agree they were in a rage how could anyone do that to sweet little you! You didn't even do anything! Everyone was now arguing and bickering about what to do with her some mina suggested beating her up and threatening her but Tokoyami disagreed and said blackmail Ochako suggested spreading a fake rumor so people she would be ostracized from the whole school but- "I think that's enough out of all of you" everyone quickly turned around to see aizawa looking tried and pissed "M-Mr Aizawa we can explain-" "Silence I don't wanna hear it y'all did enough I'll handle that girl in the morning the rest of you head to bed now" the class groaned and head to bed still plotting up a plan in their mind
The next day when you were about to walk to class you heard screaming and begging "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM GETTING EXPELLED?!" the girl's eyes were full of tears showing at Principal Nezu still keeping a smile on his face "I'm sorry but we made up our minds we are a bullying free environment we can't have a soon to be hero bullying other soon to be heroes for who they like" nezu said while taking a sip of tea the girl's angry yells of protest turning to ugly sobbing and begging she ran pass you crying loudly
You were stunned but were walking into class "Morning everyone!" just when you walked in everyone was huddling around you mina was hugging you tightly like he lift depends on it " y/n! Are you ok do you need some more time?!" " we can go to a cool butterfly Zoo Kota recommended to make you feel better *Kero*" "Here I got you think adorable music box with your favorite tune on it" Momo handled the music box "I'll bake you some sweets to make you feel better!" Sato butted in everyone else was cooing and gifting your stuff to help you "feel better" Luckily bakugo pulled you away but was also checking to see if you were ok everyone was bickering at Bakugo for being selfish but was quiet down when Aziawa came
After class when you were headed to your 2nd period Aizawa stopped you for a second "Uh yes sensei?" he walked up to you "I heard you were feeling sad yesterday ur feeling better now brat?" you shrugged "Yea just some night with someone got bad and weirdly enough now they're getting expelled kinda harsh honestly " Aizawa shrugged his shoulders as well "Thats too bad but let's worried you being stable and ready for hero training this afternoon" you quickly nodded your head and smiled with determination "Yes sensei! I am!" he let you go to your next class unaware that a evil smirk was forming on his face
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wydownaspiider · 2 years
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my non-spoiler review of the mh movie
-the ghouls change outfits in each day that passes and i liked all of them. some people may not, but some items were worn that were FULLY on my pinterest board for the characters and that won me over. also keep in mind that it’s a musical and the actors need to move.
-all of the music was good. not blow-me-down amazing, but exactly what i expected from a nickelodeon musical. 
-there are clips shown during the credits of a lot of minor characters/extras doing impressive dance moves, like it’s clear they were all cast for their dancing skills and everyone on the cast seems super talented!!!
-clawdeen’s dad is so wholesome and pure. honestly think miia was cast because her skin color is closer to his.
-i feel like clawdeen was giving bisexual vibes.
-monster high itself was a gorgeous set and i was almost getting halloweentown vibes sometimes (but i love halloweentown soooo)
-overall it was giving Nickelodeon Halloween Special and I feel like it isn’t worth working yourself into a rage spiral over. people love pretending like clawdeen being a lesbian is “canon” when garrett sander mentioned it in ONE instagram post and hasn’t worked for mattel in years. if you think the people in burbank, ca making this movie are even aware of that you’re severely delusional.
-it’s crystal clear and obvious that this is “inspired by” the original ghouls. if you’re going in expecting 2012 monster high, you’ll be disappointed. if you just want a spooky monster high inspired musical, that’s exactly what you’re going to get and you’ll probably enjoy it. this is especially true of Draculaura’s character. 
-soundtrack release when
-the movie definitely could have been casted better; clawdeen looks more pale in certain clips, randomly; of course cleo could have been egyptian; but we did get dark-skinned bloodgood and clawdeen is finally portrayed with textured curly hair when in g1 i’m pretty sure that only happened in her ghouls rule transformation.
-there’s a post credits scene hinting at a sequel.
overall it was as good as i expected it to be. i was worried about off-color jokes due to the director’s past, but it thankfully didn’t have that. this is a no-spoilers review, so i won’t say who, but i have a feeling the fandom isn’t going to like the characterization of a few of the ghouls. lagoona was hardly featured and if there’s a sequel, i’d like to see her more in that. if you watch the movie for anything, do it for frankie. and bloodgood.
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notsodailycake · 2 years
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Ok so, more Rammy info dump
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Imma start off and say I'm sharing this info dump for the ppl who dont know much of her, bc there isn't as many Rammy enjoyers, most are just mutuals
But I've been wanting to doodle her more, so with this post i leave my ask box open for doodle requests for her, bc i want stuff to doodle by tomorrow, but well anyother day will be fine as well Ú3Ù
And if you want i can doodle her with your oc as well (human version or huamn in general, i still struggle a tad bit with animals/animatronics 👉👈), just put in an image of them!
Basic info
♡Rammy the Racoon
•Real name: Renata Oliveira
•Age: 26
•Lesbian 
•Currently in a "friends with benefits" relationship with Roxy and Chica
For the new folks, here's some basic info about her, and another work featuring her
You can also find some more info of the au her human version is from here, if you want just the Rammy info, then scroll down to Character Relationships/Stories, and you'll fine her info under "Renata (+Suise and Rachel)", tho around the Timeline area, on 2021, you can find a bit of extra info about how she came to be part of the Pizzaplex
Now the dump
•She can be a bit dense at times
But she's very helpful still. She grew up with having to be well behaved so she would be on her teen sister's good side (it didn't need to be alot, her sister never wanted anything bad to happen to her and could be a little protective at times, but ya know, teens can be angsty).
She also learned to perform at a young age as she liked to put on shows after her sister's friends dressed her up. She also enjoyed singing alot of lullabies for her baby cousins (Idk if its a general brasilian thing, but how i grew up family is very important, and cherished, so she has a close bond to many of her family members)
She also is quite fluent in English, tho still struggles a bit still, causing her be quite oblivious to some jokes between her coworkers and not understanding them.
•She's also very abservent still, even if she cant understand a joke, she can read someone's body language very well, and can see whether they are lying or not. Not 100% right, but at least 90% of the time she is
She also has good memory (unlike me-) and is what she does in her role: Search for the lost items and give them back to their owner, if she doesn't remember she always has it written down on a small notebook.
•She's usually very friendly, and seen as the sweet niave type (which honestly, she is most of the time), but she can be smart when she needs to. And don't get on her bad side, cuz she's a good prankster. What type of prankster? The dangerous type if you annoy her (which can consist of insulting her loved ones or mistreatment of kids)
She doesn't play pranks as much, so you'll never expect it from her. It starts out harmless, then it gets annoying
The the target wont know its her with her innocent act, and will accuse the obvious ones. If they figure it out it's her, no one will be on their side as she plays innocent, then it gets a bit risky, and until they learn their lesson
She won't stop.
Tho that side of hers doesn't show that often.
•She's also a bit short tempered at times. She tries her best to be nice, but she breaks it a bit when she gets frustrated. Which can be out of small things such as, the sound of paper or gum chewing, snoring, or breathing the wrong way or skin touching even if her own (definitely not stuff i lose my temper with)
She learned how to keep her composure, especially around kids
But she'll need a cool off afterwards, which luckily Sun and Moon provide her with. Or cuddles with Chica and Roxy. Tho those are usually by the end of the day since both Chica and Roxy are usually way busier then Sun and Moon. Plus the twins are right next to Rammy's post, so it's faster to go in-between work breaks.
•As for her hobbies. She likes to play dress up and do her makeup, even if not for work
She also likes to sow and draw! Mostly designing her outfits. Most of the stuff she uses is hand made by her too! Ofc not everything but most of it
•And on a final note
Her area is basically a remodeled version of kid's cove now, which makes her be quite close to the daycare
She usually helps out sun and moon, her and sun having a close bond
They chat, share gossip, help each other with the kids when one area is more hectic
And in the end Rammy likes to help out in cleaning duty if the daycare
(Also, doodles may not all be done quickly, if at all, some might take days to make. I just need a collection of ideas to do throughout the times i get bored)
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stormyoceans · 1 year
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[VICE VERSA episode 2 parts 1&2]
“It’s the same as hitting on someone, keep pushing and pushing” You, stop talking right now
Ah yes the shooting arrows scene, amazing
Talay last time you two spoke he told you he hates you, what makes you think antagonising him on his archery skills is gonna make that any better
“Move, I need space.” Tun: “oh I’ll move. Very very far away”
Looove that Ohm goes back to being Sea as soon as Tun’s left
And when he talks to Tun he’s Ohm again
THE HALF-HEARTED PICTURE-TAKING
Given that the whole “Tess dated a girl Tun liked” thing isn’t even true where the hell did people get that idea, especially since marriage is equal in this universe and so I assume/hope people are more accepting
“I’m a screenwriter, I have to believe in anything” Not sure how that works
Crying at how Talay’s wearing a different outfit everytime he talks to Tun in this episode, as if it’s the fault of the clothing
YEAH SO THAT SCRIPT BELONGED TO HIM /AND/ HIS FRIENDS AND HE JUST LEFT IT ON THE FLOOR (I assume they have digital copies but still)
W h a t is the music playing as Talay puts an arm around Tun’s shoulders
The half-hearted hand tap ;;
“Take that stupidity to your grave” I’ve always loved that line, it’s so fucking good
“Can you make the light pinker?” THIS GUY GETS IT
Talay @ the pink light: >:( 
“The reason I broke up with you. The truth is…” I’m a lesbian
Also I get it now, people believe the “stealing Tun’s crush” story because Tess is a piece of shit
Ah yes the first instance of drunk!Talay blurting out universe-swapping stuff
Can’t believe I was such a dumb-dumb the first time watching and didn’t realise Tun was now Puen basically until Jimmy appeared on-screen
Gorgeous transition though
They love the on-key singing too so WHAT’S THE DEAL HERE, THIS IS MAKING ME UNREASONABLY ANGRY
“He loved that cat more than his life apparently” Tbh same and that’s not even a joke, I have three cats and I love cats to death and I’d sooner end up in the hospital than run one over
Puen: “what are you talking about?” *tries to act cool by drowning his anxiety in a drink*
Puen died in a car accident, almost hit a cat, and later in the show gets caught drunk driving, this guy should not be allowed behind the wheel
Puen I get that you won’t tell him your name now but you’ll tell him eventually right? …. RIGHT??
Talay acting so all-knowing about the situation all of a sudden, these dorks are both trying too hard to look cool
“Whom should I go to?” “Me” Puen: *d-doki*
Those cups couldn’t be any emptier if they tried
Okay but what if he HAD been naked under there Talay
Kdfjksdl the drunk kissing scene is so fecking cute, one of my fave scenes tbh
I’m glad Talay didn’t use tongue because his breath must stink like hell
TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF OR I’LL THROW THEM AT YOUR FUCKING HEAD
“Me hurting you sounds more like it” At least ASK if he’s into that, god
“Why did you mention it in the first place?” BECAUSE HE WAS WORRIED ABOUT HAVING HURT YOU WHILE HAMMERED, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO MADE IT ABOUT SEX
Those bread cone thingies look delicious ngl
So I loved this from the get-go but I still love that Talay guesses “Rose” and neither of them comments how that’s “weird” because it’s a girl’s name
“Don’t you know the quote from that movie?” Puen: hang on I gotta be as extra about my answer as possible
AI’DANG! AI’DANG, AI’DANG, AI’DANG <3
Is… is the cone in his mouth a metaphor for…….
“Tess didn’t go easy on the car” It looked fine to me when you tried to give Tun a lift
Oh my goddddd I love this girl, I don’t know if she’s a cameo but I’m in love with her energy
Also she’s you when Puen starts kissing Talay asljdfkldd
talay showing up in front of tun with a new outfit every time: that will throw him off his rhythm STREET SMARTS!!!!!!!
yeah the reason why everyone believed that tess dated a girl tun liked is because the asshole actually went around BRAGGING about stealing her from tun to all his friends. that alone already tells me everything i need to know about tess but somehow he's gonna get even worse, if you can believe it. also i know love is blind and all that but tun.... my dude....... you can do SO MUCH BETTER
[ENTER PUEN] [EXIT MY SANITY] LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im gonna take a moment to lose my mind over the lyrics of the song puen decides to sing because "DID IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN OR AM I DREAMING/US MEETING EACH OTHER IN THIS WORLD/DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT IT/BUT WITH ALL MY HEART I BELIEVE THIS IS/A MIRACLE THAT WE MET/IT'S A MIRACLE THAT I LOVE YOU/IT'S THE GREATEST MIRACLE I'VE EVER WITNESSED/OH YOU ARE THE MIRACLE" [FROTHING AT THE MOUTH CLAWING AT THE WALLS GOING RABID] literally the most puentalay song to ever exist they're gonna play it at their wedding and slow dance to it and puen still hums it to talay from time to time when he can't believe he actually gets to spend the rest of his life with talay
DRUNK KISS MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!! GOD I TRULY ADORE THAT SCENE SO MUCH. i still can't believe talay really tried true love's kiss as a way to bring them back to their universe sfjksgdj he is such an endearing and dramatic drunk!!!! i really wish we could have had at least one more scene with talay being drunk around puen because talay is usually very self-conscious and tends to keep everything to himself, but when he's drunk he's just so openly affectionate and honest!!!!!! i know he would cling to puen the entire time and tell puen all kinds of things he'd be to embarrassed to say while sober and puen would be SO FOND!!!!!! anyway, back to the kiss, i know we all laugh at puen's expressions during that scene, but i love how realistic his reaction is!!!! also episode 2 and 3 are so important to me because you can literally pinpoint every single moment that makes puen fall in love with talay and this is such an important one for both of them!!!!!
“Me hurting you sounds more like it” At least ASK if he’s into that, god <<<<< IM NOT SPEAKING I REFUSE TO SPEAK
Is… is the cone in his mouth a metaphor for……. <<<<< 😏😏😏👀👀👀🤭🤭🤭 (apparently im 12 sfjksgdksg)
Also she’s you when Puen starts kissing Talay asljdfkldd
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WE'RE BOTH SQUEALING WITH DELIGHT KICKING OUR FEET COVERING OUR FACE BLUSHING SHE'S JUST LIKE ME FR (also yeah, she's sadly just a cameo but i really like her as an actress i'd love to see her in a GL)
ending this by saying that im forever mourning THIS archery scene from the mock trailer that didn't make it into the actual show:
LOOK AT THE CHEMISTRY THE FLAVOR THE SERVE BRING HER BACK
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stxrmnight · 6 months
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In the City and the Sky - Part 3
I have not shown what Nemi's dragoon glam was, have I?
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It wrapped up even better by getting what could be dyed into Utena pants
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Hahahaoh boy, you have a lot to learn. At least he was ride or die to come help us? I get a feeling he handled the truth better than everyone else. Specially Estinien, who was actually there.
I got the feeling things were going to get heavy so I took many pictures with the horseman. They broke post limit so not included
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"He is not my man, I'm a lesbian, but thanks..."
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It's funny before playing I thought Y'sthola was pretty and, thought a crush would be a character point??? but now that she has a character that simply, doesn't happen. It was teeming comradery at best, with Nemi getting along better with Yda's humour. Though she definitely sensed and agreed with Y'sthola on the messed state of the treatment of the beast tribes. This is what set the ARR tribal quests to be completed most likely.
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Oh the joy I felt finally getting this outfit...
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Nemi: me too buddy, me too
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It's at this point Nemi is extra anxious and shaken asking where Ysayle is, fearing what other lingering presence the Heavensward might have left in the city, while failing to hold back every passive aggressive statement in Aymeric's direction over his short thinking getting a good man killed. It's odd how this, frankly stupid decision is let slide in the story. If he had more of a connection to Thordan maybe, but he is the bastard that was cast away in name and connections from someone who deals with Ascians. Why would he listen to him?
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...and of course, comes the fall that gave way to the shatter of the barrier. She kneeled on that border for a long time, shaking and wailing in unsaid words and better what ifs. She almost pierced Estinien's head off when he came close, he the last person she wanted nearby. He was hurt by this but, accepted it.
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It was no surprise then that Wedge's jokes drove her to anger and rush ahead through the blighted land alone. Sensing her anger and need to get this over with to slay Thordan for causing this chain of events, Midgarsomr led Nemi to Tiamat, getting to her of her plight and access his new body as a way to the Singularity Reactor.
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When she saw Lahabrea and Igeyorhirm blocking her path, she felt no ounce of fear or shaking. She just bade them to stand aside and let her settle personal business. Of course, they fought her and the later got magicite slain the regular way, but Nemi didn't expect nor want the horrific absorption Lahabrea suffered in the Ascalon sword. Was that something he felt trapped there, or was his soul dissipated with his body aether absorbed? No matter. Breaking free from Charibert's bindings, she took on the Heavensward one on one and loomed over Thordan, eyes cold and incompassing. Her hands switched from a claymore to a lance to spike his head on the wall, giving him the same death he condemned to the many dragons Ysayle sympathized for.
Her hair was red and her stare incompassive as Estinien checked on her with shock, trying to coax her out of that state when the eyes took him for his heightened state of panic in seeing himself reflected in Nemi. Nidhogg's return shook Nemi out of her stupor, trying to reach out and failing before the possessed man took off.
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Though the Dragonsong War's end will be left for another post, I wanted to leave here the small tributes for Haurchefant and Ysayle from the reflections story cause, it seems a good button for this post. Nemi will make peace with these new regrets, eventually
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cataegisira · 1 year
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Unnamed Demon Lord
So, I ran a 'let's create an oc' thing on twitter and Discord, themed towards a demon lord with an ambiguous gender. The only things about the design that are entirely me are the body markings(I just put some extra sauce on it, 'cause I thought they looked plain), the pointed ears, and the overall design of the halo.
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Well, I say that, but when people voted for the size of their 'horns/halo', almost nothing except 'asymmetrical' got more than a handful of votes, so I just mashed it all together with multiple rings. The asymmetry option, though, got more than everything else combined, so I broke the halo in a lop-sided way.
Truth be told, various horn styles got just as many, if not more votes, than the halo did, but I couldn't think of a way to do the horns and and the halo since they largely tied.
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Now, this demon lord isn't done yet, but when they are, they'll have a combo outfit of plate armor and a grim reapers robe kind of deal(20% plate armor, 20% plate and mail, and 30% tattered robe, were the votes, people largely wanted armor, but tattered robe 'won', so...) and wield a hack saw in the form of a chain that used to be their manacles and an enormous fuck off sword wreathed in black flame.
The black flame will be another me-original, since the vote was just for 'BIG SWORD', but since we ended up with a fallen angel lookin' demon, I figured the flame would be a nice touch.
Anyway, this was only supposed to be a sketch, so I was pretty lazy with the line art and the anatomy and everything, but then I got to the mouth and apparently decided that I needed to give it most of a full treatment like a jackass.
I shouldn't be surprised. My gaggle of lesbians came together(heh) to vote for a bunch of knives for teeth and an eight inch tongue, so. Had to give 'em what they wanted.
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When It Comes To Valentine’s Day, Lesbians Do It Better
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If you want to know what to do for your wife, girlfriend, female partner on the day dedicated to LOVE, ask a lesbian.
Valentine’s Day can be polarizing: either people are totally into it or they roll their eyes at the mere thought of it. The over-marketed Holiday of Love usually smacks of stale heteronormative traditions, ideas, and prescribed behavior which can be intimidating for young LGBTQ couples who want to celebrate their partnerships loud and proud but do so in a manner that is unique to them and their relationship. Enter, lesbians. Lesbians are known for having overwhelming emotions and displaying them at any given moment. And when it comes to showing their partner how much they love them there’s no holding back such a display. But how they do it is what sets them apart especially when it comes to a holiday typically geared towards heterosexual couples. So, how do they do it? Two words: Connection and communication.
Dr. Lynda Spann, founder, and Chief Therapist at the Lesbian Couples Institute has a history of guiding couples on a journey back to love and has helped them take their relationships from stale and disconnected to joyful and thriving. For over twenty years, Dr. Spann has helped nearly 600 couples reconnect and find the joy and passion that was missing from their relationship. Having helped different sex (or straight couples) as well as couples in the LGBTQ community, she has noticed a common thread: connection and communication were the two topics these couples had the most difficulty with. The difference she saw though, was that LGBTQ couples had a much easier time opening up and doing the work to improve these things. Dr. Spann attributes this to the fact that the LGBTQ community, having been discriminated against and often unaccepted by family and friends, sees their romantic relationships as an opportunity to experience unconditional love with another person and finally feel seen and accepted. So, what can straight couples learn from their LGBTQ counterparts?
Dr. Spann provides a list of ideas straight from the “Lesbian Handbook” that encourages couples to think outside the heart-shaped box of chocolates and craft an experience that will infuse their relationship with laughter, affection, joy, creative energy, and pleasure. She bemusedly refers to this February 14th as a “red hot chance for reconnection.”
Here are her five Valentine’s Day ideas to spark creativity and romance:
PLAY MASSEUSE:
Give each other full-body massages. Maybe even with happy endings! Go all out and get some good massage oil. Heat up some river rocks in a roasting pan to put on your partner’s back, light a few candles, and play instrumental background music to set the tone. Make it extra sweet and trace cute messages on your loved one’s back and have them guess what you wrote. This is a great way to deepen your connection beyond just the physical.
CAMP-OUT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM:
One of the things lesbians are known for is creating intimacy in everyday moments. You don’t have to set up an elaborate (or expensive) display to woo your sweetheart. Build a cozy fort in front of your fireplace. Stuff it with yoga mats, pillows, a book of poetry, and a lantern. String up some lights from your box of holiday decorations to add to the mood. Make some hot cocoa (with or without Baileys) to sip and make smores in the fireplace. Tell campfire stories, sing songs from your past, and read poems to each other. Giggle and cuddle in your cozy, comfy fort.
DO A SELFIE COUPLES SHOOT:
Lesbians are the Queens of selfies but it’s not because they’re vain. They love showing off their partner! It feels good knowing your partner wants photos of you that they can look at any time to remind them of how amazing you are. Take a ridiculous amount of couple selfies. Let yourself pose in ways that are silly, sexy, sultry, sophisticated, and spastic. Gather interesting props, outfits, or none. Just have fun. Make an agreement ahead of time about who will get to see these pics. And how you’ll decide to share them on social media.
CREATE A WINE AND CHEESE PAIRING CLASS FOR TWO
Gather several kinds of cheese, making sure that a few are new to you. Take it a step further by writing down how each cheese represents an aspect of love. For example, Parmesan to withstand the rigors of life. Brie could be associated with the feeling of being in love because it melts all over when warmed. Add a description of how your partner matches each sentiment. Include a variety of wine to sip with the cheese. (Extra points if you remember her favorites.) Create a rating sheet with each cheese. Write out the flavors you taste in the cheese and wine. Rate each on a scale of 1 to 10. And pick your favorite pairing.
COOK A FANCY DINNER TOGETHER
Alone in the house and feeling really brave? Cook with nothing but your aprons on. With or without clothes, treat yourself to whatever culinary finery that you’ve been craving. Anything you cook at home will be less expensive than dinner out. Find a recipe or two in your favorite cookbook or online. Crank up your favorite playlist, sip a cocktail or mocktail, feed your partner tastes as you go, dance a little while the meal finishes cooking. Set a beautiful table with linens if you like, a flower vase, and candles. Dim the lights, sit across from each other so you can gaze into each other’s eyes, chatter like you’re on your 4th date, play a fun questions game, and enjoy your delicious dinner. Most importantly, use this time to truly be present and connected with your partner. No phones, no discussion about work or bills, and all the things in everyday life that make you stressed. Set those thoughts aside and focus on each other.
According to Dr. Spann, “no matter what your opinion of Valentine’s Day is, this holiday is a platinum opportunity for couples to be completely unapologetic in how they show each other how special they are to one another.” It is her hope that this year we are able to show the ones we love how we truly feel and allow ourselves to remember why we fell in love and rekindle the spark all over again.
If you need more help, call me for an appointment.
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Al Pacino movies, ranked by queerness
Al Pacino movies recently watched by me, ranked on queerality. 
Serpico (1973) - Best outfits, hair and beard by far. Paco’s got a new pet every 30 minutes. (Sheepdog named Alfie, cockatoo, heroine mice, fishes.) Can’t hold down a relationship, except for Alfie, best $5 he ever spent. Gets accused of giving blow jobs in the bathroom by Principal Strickland from “Back To The Future” after joking around with a college and showing off his terrible ballet skills. Points for being cultured. Minus points for the soundtrack being a little all over the place. And Frank really could’ve used a therapist. Minus points for not crediting Judd Hirsh and F. Murray Abraham. Extra points for flirting with male co-workers. Extra points for exposing police corruption and getting shot. Extra EXTRA points for not only having a purse but wearing it and using it exactly like a purse. Also, the real Serpico is alive and well and does great grandpa tweets. Very gay. 8.5/10
Crusin’ (1980) - Terrible hair, let’s get that out of the way. Karen Allen’s apartment is impossibly huge or she’s made the best use out of space of anyone in New York ever. And she only has one fucking record. Otherwise good soundtrack. For a movie about the gay leather bar scene, he should at least get to kiss a man, but never does so minus points for that. Points for lots of men kissing and tons of butts. Minus points for some sus looking eagles on flags and hats... Points for Steve’s bff being a soft gay. Minus points for later on. :/ Big points for the bondage scene that Steve was clearly very disappointed backup interrupted. Minus points for that ONE fucking spotlight on Pacino like we didn’t know he was tracking his suspect or could pick him out on an empty sidewalk from behind. Points for questioning sexuality. Points for a tit grab. Points for surprise young Mr. Matthews from “Boy Meets World”. Minus points for that ending and implicating something that doesn’t fucking track. 6.5/10
The Hunters (2020) - Bonus points for lesbians of color in the 1970s. Bonus points for Murray and Mindy, they are my favorites and I love my fictional Jewish grandparents. Points for that major twist, though it hurt my heart. I like a twist you can suspect if you really pay attention. Major points for that BIG FUCKER of a twist at the very end and we better get a season two. Over all, for Pacino, not super gay, but Judd Hirsh gives him a kiss on the cheek after telling him to stop murdering Nazis and never visit him again. 2/10 for queerness, 9/10 for killing Nazis (minus one point for you know why at the end), 10/10 for being a fucking great show. 
Dog Day Afternoon (1975) - Based on a real story. Points for Sonny not letting his ex-wife body shame herself. Points for Chris Sarandon doing real research for his trans role, though it’s still 1970s cis male understanding of a trans woman. Points for this line: “To my darling wife Leon whom I love as no other man has loved another man in all eternity.” Points for Pacino being Pacino and Sidney Lumet for keeping an eye on the gay. It’s a literal queer film. 9/10
People I Know (2002) - Pacino dropping a bunch of hints first half hour of the film, checking out a hooka guy at a sex/drug den, later having a meeting with a buff male model to represent. Minus points for what happens to Tea Leoni’s character. Kim Bassinger tries to make out twice and fails, mostly because your his dead brother’s widow, honey. Points for the older male doctor calling Eli “sweetie” and “Sweetheart”. Points for the over abundance of the word “honey” from Eli. Points for declaring he moved to Hollywood because he wanted to suck cock too much. A literal bisexual short king. Unfortunately that ending was very unsexy and ungay of them. 4/10 overall, 6.5/10 for queerness.
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-𝐇a𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡!
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Pride headcannons with the girls of Teyvat part 2!
Warnings: wlw, pride, fem! reader implied but still mostly gender neutral, gay and even more gay
Mondstat edition!
Characters included: Jean, Lisa, Amber, and Eula
These are really just normal relationship Hcs for girls at this point
Here is part two of the pride Hcs for the girls. This time it’s our wonderful Mondstat ladies!
Jean Gunnhildr
Mega cottagecore lesbian vibes
Takes more care of you than she does herself
So you always have to make sure Jean is getting the proper care
Wouldn’t be to big on pda, but would do some light things
Always gotta help her de-stress
Taking baths with you is one of her favorite ways
You literally have to pry her away from work some days
You’re most likely in a poly with Lisa
Helping her with small commissions around Mondstat
Gets very shy from affection
You’ll sometimes randomly flirt with Jean during meetings
She always tries to wake up early, but you’ll pull her back down to cuddle for a while more
Be prepared for a lot of teasing from Kaeya. He loves calling you two “the lovebirds”
Jean was under a lot of stress and pressure during the Stormterror crisis, so you were always there to help comfort her
Bring her Dandelions or any flower really, she loves it
“Jean, honey you should come to bed” You called out from the door frame watching her do paperwork. Jean paused for a second and turned to you. “S/O sweetie you know I have to papers in for Grandmaster Vark-“ She was cut off by you sitting in her lap and cuddling into her. “Well, if you’re not coming to bed I’m gonna sleep on you”
Eula Lawrence
Lowkey still in the closet
Parents don’t really support her, but when has she ever listened to them?
Eula isn’t the best at portraying emotion, but she’s trying her best for you
Sometimes she has to go to Amber for relationship advice
One of her favorite thing to do with you is dance
Really good at the waltz and the tango, and will teach you if you’re not that good
Kinda gives off the same vibes as Franziska von Karma from Ace Attorney, but with less whipping
Swears vengeance on anyone who flirts or somewhat looks in your general direction
Especially the few people who refuse to talk to you since you’re dating a Lawrence
Eula likes it when you lay against her thighs, but would never tell you that
She finds it adorable when you try to wield her great sword
She’ll teach you how to use it if you don’t already
Eula’s hair is absolutely silky smooth and she lets you braid it every now and then
She really appreciates it when you try to talk to the people of Mondstat and tell them that she’s not that bad
“I swear vengeance will be mine!” You audibly sigh and facepalm, walking over to your girlfriend Eula. “Eula baby, what did I say about swearing vengeance on random people?” You pull her away from the person and into a hug. “But-“ You cut her off by placing a quick kiss on her lips. “No buts”
Amber
Chaotic bisexual, need I say more
Takes you on gliding dates
Chances you’re a fellow outrider or just one of the knights
Teaches you how to make Barron Bunnies and even makes a non explosive one that looks like you
Takes you out on dinner dates to Good Hunter
Amber gets you matching bunny headbands
Also teaches you to shoot a bow with two arrows
Really affectionate regardless of being in public
The entirety of Mondstat knew you were dating before y’all could even come out
Amber is a very cuddly person, and most of your time together is spent in each other’s arms
Generally just a really good girlfriend and always listens to you
Was a little nervous when asking you out, she needed to go to Kaeya for advice
Amber loves dressing up with you. If it’s her Ludi Harpastum outfit or something more casual, she’ll get dressed up and take photos with you
“S/O here! I made you a pair of bunny ears since you like mine so much.” You smile as Amber hands you an intricately sewn bunny headband matching her own. Placing them on your head, you kiss Amber’s cheek. “Thanks honey, I’ll never take them off.”
Lisa
Congrats, you have acquired the hot mommy as your girlfriend
You’re in for quite the ride, Lisa flirts with you 24/7
Pet name, pet name everywhere. From calling you darling to cutie or sweetie
Book/library dates. Dark academia type vibes
She loves it when you sit in her lap or lay against her thighs
Thrives on pda and extra affection
Lisa keeps a vase of purple roses and she gives you one every other day
Lazy days in are a normal occurrence between you two
Matching witch hats are a must
Lisa teaches you different kinds of health and beauty spells
Teases you for being clingy, but is actually clingy herself
Physically drags you back down to bed when you try to get up
Also teaches you her very flirty fight style and how to kill your enemies with grace
“Lisa, you should probably get out of bed. It’s already well past the afternoon” Lisa yawns and shakes her head. “Aww, S/O don’t be like that~ just lay back down with me cutie~” She beckons you and pulls you down next to her. “Fine, just a while longer.”
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Season 4, Episode 9: An Extremely Chaotic and Incoherent Review
The Good:
Ah hey Daryl! What's up! I missed you!
That IS the same dude from the S1 AVT right??? Like I'm not insane, right???
I wonder how much Cobra Kai pays to be one of the extras who plays a high school karate enthusiast in the AVT audience
Looking at career options here
Aight that was a MUCH shorter "Eli in Miyagi-Do" training montage than I had hoped for, but...it's something??? I guess???
At least we get one???
The blue fog lighting MD runs through is pretty damn neat
Also wanna point out that Eli's overall theme color has gone from blue to red to purple to BACK to blue, as per joining MD
Which is, you know, pretty consistently DEMETRI'S theme color
Like I shit you not, like 90% of the things I see this fucker wearing have SOME blue in them
You count how many many blue-less outfits he wears throughout the show and I'm betting it's like...under 10
Anyways point being, he and Eli matchy-matchy again just like they did in S1
Literally would be poetic cinema to use this as a means of hinting that Eli is in love with Demetri but I GUESS they really ain't gonna utilize visual foreshadowing in what would be a truly ingenious way
THEIR LOSS
ALSO Demetri and Eli run in next to each other!!!! Look I'll dig whatever Elimetri scraps I can out of the garbage bin okay
I am but a humble feral raccoon on the lookout for my next meal, my greedy little raccoon hands primed and ready to seize my gay morsels and devour them like a decadent feast
Love how Yasmine flew all the way back from Australia to grind on Demetri for a few hours only to yeet back out of town just in time to miss a huge event that is enormously important to her boyfriend and literally all his friends
If Yasmine was really as perfect of a girlfriend as the show seems to want us to think, she would have made an effort to stay for the AVT, send tweet
Or at LEAST warned Demetri at prom that she still wouldn't be able to go to the AVT??? Despite being back in town for prom???
ALSO if she was there somewhere she'd be with Moon, considering these fine young fucking lesbian ladies are basically attached at the hip
Funny, that
On the topic of Moon, though...okay, I know she only is at the AVT so she can later heal poor Eli with a het kiss, and this does indeed feel me with a deep and unchecked rage, BUT regardless I think it's really sweet that she's presumably going to platonically support both Demetri and Eli
Also the fact that Moon has gone from going to watch karate WITH Demetri to going to watch Demetri DO karate is both hilariously ironic and super wholesome
Like the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
Also always love to see Demetri and Moon's friendship!!! It's so pure, I can't ;_;
Wanna point out that when Cobra Kai comes in, Demetri turns and SCOWLS at them and leans a little bit in front of Eli. Call be off my fucking rocker but it looks just a teens bit protective
I mean he's definitely giving them the evil eye either way, he's like "this is the dojo of horror and fuckery and it's an attack against me personally" and you know what? He's right
Like the amount of times Cobra Kai has caused problems for Demetri in particular over the course of the past couple years is kind of incredible
NOT EAGLE FANG TRAINING WITH FUCKING CINDERBLOCKS
I mean it's not like that wouldn't be effective for strength training but it is hysterical
ONLY Johnny Lawrence would brag about "pummeling ever-loving the crap out of people while the crowd cheered", and I love him very much for it
Kreese and Silver are very scary, 11/10
AH THERE IT IS, LAST NAME REVEAL TIME
Love that Dem's canonically Greek!!! I remember some of my fandom friends headcanoning that and I'm happy it's officially a thing now :D
DEMETRI WITH THE KATAS HOLY SHIT
THOSE HARDCORE KARATE SHOUTS
I ascended to another plane of existence upon viewing that
As per usual, I am quick to fall in love with utterly unavailable, utterly uninterested, and utterly gay men
Okay we get like a 2 second shot of the other Miyagi Dos watching and Eli looks DELIGHTED
He is SO into that shit, goddamn
Same Energy as Eli breaking the board at valley fest and Demetri just being like "oh fuck I'm gay"
Right after the skills competition, it pans over to Dem and Eli talking in the MD group--Dem's prolly tryna reassure him ;___;
"The tigher the vices around Cobra Kai's metaphorical balls" HOLY SHIT DEVON I LOVE YOU
Aight idk what Carrie's doing here, but it's funny, so I'll take it
A general observation but both Demetri and Eli look STRESSED AF watching each other fight : O
They're both so very overprotective, god bless
It's just--it's the constant anxiety each of them have that their person is gonna get even a little bit hurt is what does it in for me chief
Especially bad for Eli, considering the, uh...Golf N Stuff incident
Like this man will simply break if he ever has to see Demetri be in that much pain again
Their gay little faces when either of them wins a match, my GOD
Like the pure, unbridled JOY!!!! Love these karate boyfriends!!!
ELI CHEERING ON SAM AAAAAAAAAAAA
They've come so far from S3 and I am very happy for them ;__;
Okay that was actually a bitchin montage, and the Carrie Underwood background music went with it weirdly well
Happy to see my boys Nate and Bert get some badass moments too!!
MY BOY DEMETRI ALEXOPOULOS MADE IT TO THE QUARTERFINALS
I AM SO VERY PROUD
Also not Demetri and Eli standing so close they're practically holding hands in the quarterfinals shot
Like when are these fuckers not nearly pressed up against each other like clingy puppies, I swear
"YEEEEAHHHHHH DEMETRI" that's deadass the happiest I've seen this fucker in like 2 seasons
It's almost like Demetri's the light of his life or something
Also VERY delighted to see him combining the "Hawk" over-the-top enthusiasm with the "Eli" wholesomeness and loyalty
Say what you will about Eli switching dojos, but by god, he is starting to be happy again!!!
And Eli needs to be in an environment where he can heal and work past his demons at his own pace, which Johnny Lawrence, much as I love him, is not always the best sensei for XD
Love how Kyler shows up knowing the easiest way to try and kill Eli's spirit and make him lose focus is to threaten Demetri
Like Eli was getting pretty into the tournament and kicking ass before then, but as soon as Kyler implies he could and/or WILL fuck up Demetri??? He immediately starts worrying and falls back into the old timid, anxious Eli persona
Adds another layer to it when you realize Kyler's probably been bullying Eli and Dem for years--and for basically all of that time, Dem was the only protector Eli had. Demetri was Eli's only "safe person" for a really long time, so of course threatening him will put Eli on edge and make him feel like he's not safe.
And Kyler calling Eli "Lip" basically confirms he's trying to tap into the weak-willed, bullied kid he was before karate--which, of course, he does by reminding Eli how he used to push around him and the only person he had in his corner back then.
Anyways, all that to say Kyler knows Dem and Eli's relationship is deep and long-standing enough that threatening Dem could be enough to completely break Eli, just as Eli was starting to build himself back up again
It's incredibly fucked up!!! But also a testament to how close Demetri and Eli were back in the day, if Kyler was able to like...exploit their bond to try and destroy Eli's confidence and be that frighteningly precise and successful with it
Okay okay okay okay so as angry as I am about H*wkM**n I do find it absolutely hysterical that Moon said the exact same thing to Eli that Demetri did, but Moon got to kiss him because she's a girl, and ya know. Something something comphet.
Like, if this is "love interest" dialogue that is enough to warrant a kiss...we're basically getting confirmation that if Demetri was female, he would be Eli's love interest
The only reason the writers aren't putting Eli and Demetri together is because they're scared of offending the homophobic side of the fanbase, and in short they all belong at Weenie Hut Junior's
Maybe even Super Weenie Hut Junior's
The ultimate tragedy of conservatives who hate gay people
Demetri's little clap on the back, he's such a proud boyfriend!!!
So we went from Eli calling Demetri a "FUCKING NERD" to Eli vowing to "win this whole FUCKING thing" for Demetri and his dojo??? Now that's what I call a fucking CHARACTER ARC
CIMENNNNNAAAAA
YEAH KICK HIS ASS ELI!!!
Lol get fucked Kyler
Eli beating his ass was SO long overdue
Demetri clapping and cheering in the background when Eli wins because Demetri's SO FUCKIN PROUD and also in love
Not Piper being a catty mean bitch to Sam
Anyways Moon adores catty mean bitches and is therefore secretly in love with Yasmine, send tweet
Moon dun got a TYPE and the more of this show I watch, the more I’m like. There’s just no way she COULDN’T be into Yasmine
I MEAN IF IT’S MEAN LESBIANS YOU WANT
Anyways
HELL YEAH SAM KICK SOME ASS GIRL
Love to see her using Eagle Fang!!! Truly the chaos gremlin potential is endless and I support Sam LaRusso every step of the way
On the highest of keys I hope she ends up joining Eagle Fang actually, or whatever dojo Johnny is sensei-ing for
The irony of Daniel LaRusso's kid being in Johnny Lawrence's dojo would be too funny
Plus she could get to be with her mans!
Good on Sam for standing up for Johnny and EF again! Maybe one of these days it'll actually stick and Daniel will stop being self-righteous and vaguely irritating for two seconds
YAYA IS AN ICON
She simply cannot go to a karate tournament without getting totally fucking stoned first and I have to respect that
ROBBY AND KENNY'S FRIENDSHIP AUGH
I'M GETTING TOO MANY FEELS
They really came for my heart huh
Robby immediately feeling guilty for Kenny getting hurt ;___;
Tory checking in on Robby <3
Overall very happy we got to see a softer side of Robby AND Tory this season, it's honestly beautiful
AW, Daniel congratulating Miguel and wishing him luck <3 Love these two's relationship!!! Also gives me hope that any conflict between Sam and Miguel won't be permanent. I feel like if they had broken up or were having a serious fight, Daniel probably would pick up on it and wouldn't seek out Miguel. Like it would be kinda weird to go talk to your daughter's ex/strained bf???
Bottom line is that if Daniel still mentally views Miguel as his future son-in-law, I have a feeling that Sam and Miguel will be all right in the end lol
Miguel calling Hawk/Eli "Eli" in passing is something that can be so PERSONAL
Goes to show that Eli no longer feels the need for the "Hawk" mask with ALL his friends, not just Demetri
He's learning to embrace ALL the parts of himself and not rely on a facade to feel good about himself!!! Love that for him!!!
"I'm not exactly thrilled to be fighting my friend" NEITHER AM I ELI
COME FOR MY HEART WHY DON'T YOU AVT
Love Demetri's look of concern too
Like his two best friends are about to throw down and he's worried about either of them getting hurt
"Doesn't help that no one's ever beaten Miguel either" ah, so I see Dem's slightly more concerned about Eli getting hurt because he's in love with him. Typical XD
Also deeply ironic
Eli be like "Finally, a worthy opponent!!! Our battle will be legendary!!!"
Lol I see what you did there, with the Coyote Creek callback 
I'M STILL ANXIOUS AND UPSET THOUGH
WHY MUST THE BROS FIGHT
AW, THEIR HANDSHAKE
I'M SOBBING
AUGH this Johnny-Miguel montage is making me emotional ;__;
MIGUELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ELI MOUTHING MIGUEL'S NAME
DEMETRI LOOKING ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED
Someone help me, these three's friendship is gonna kill me
Miguel's a lucky boi, his two besties love him so very very much
BUT SO DO I PLEASE BE OKAY MIGUEL
The Bad:
Okay okay okay okay I DO appreciate the one shot we got of Eli being SUPER into Demetri's kata routine, but I want MORE dammit
Like show the man being turned on to the level Demetri was at valley fest
We all damn well KNOW he would be, c'mon
SPEAKING OF WHICH
You show Demetri holding a board and Eli punching it in half, and then have the AUDACITY to not pan over to Demetri's expression???
Please I wanted to see him be turned on as all hell
Like it would have been the most hilarious Valley Fest callback and everything!!!
How dare you deprive me of this!!!
Well at least I know in my heart that Demetri was having an even bigger gay awakening than before
Ah, yes. Just what we need. More screentime for the AVT board members -__-
SIR I AM HERE FOR KARATE FIGHTS
Okay, so like. Aside from it physically paining me every time I have to watch Daniel watch his ex karate son be an evil little traitorous meow meow, I feel like they're going a direction I very much do not like with the Daniel-Robby animosity
While Daniel does have every right to call Robby out here (and Robby has the right to call Daniel out on thinking his way is the only way), I'm worried that the show just...isn't going to let these two eventually reconcile and fix their relationship??? Like I hate that they seem to be moving in the direction of Daniel giving up on Robby and Robby being forced to just deal with his subpar biological parents -_-
And while I don't think Daniel is obligated to forgive Robby for betraying MD, I feel like it's kinda in his nature to do so??? And that's definitely what Mr. Miyagi would have taught him too
And like...the guy loves Robby, at the end of the day! I feel like no matter how mad he got, Daniel LaRusso would always come around to his surrogate karate son in the end
Honestly I'm rooting for these two to fix their relationship WAY more than Johnny and Robby. Like Johnny barely TRIES with Robby, but Daniel really did do the most to give him a better life and try to help him find himself for a while
Like yes, Daniel let Robby down in the end by not trying harder to get Robby out of Cobra Kai, BUT
At the end of the day, Daniel and Robby had an IMMENSELY healthier and more loving father-son dynamic than Johnny and Robby ever did
ANYWAYS what I'm trying to say here is that if Robby reconciles with Johnny but NOT Daniel, despite Daniel overall being an immensely better karate dad, I'm going to be very angry
I'm hoping that Daniel and Robby's spat here is just a bump in the road and they'll eventually be back on good terms, but I have a bad feeling it's just going to push them further apart so Robby is ultimately forced to run back to Johnny
Anyways please don't give me painful Daniel and Robby scenes unless they're going to eventually lead to happy Daniel and Robby scenes ;__;
Oh no oh god oh fuck now you've gone and done it
You've made me rant about the absolute garbagefire that is H*wkM**n and now chances are you won't be able to shut me up for at least a few weeks
Okay so for STARTERS
You've heard it before I'm sure but Moon is LITERALLY NOT SAYING ANYTHING THAT DEMETRI HASN'T ALREADY SAID
LIKE
"I know you think that mohawk defined who you are, but it didn't. Not to me." = "You're not defined by your haircut, you know"
"I liked your energy! And your confidence!" = "YOU'RE BATMAN! YOU'RE THE HAWK!"
Something something gotta help the poor bird get his confidence back
Something something "this is who you are!"
We're literally doing THE SAME THING OVER AGAIN
And oh, what, now it's supposed to be all heartwarming that she's calling him Eli??? Demetri was calling him Eli the ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME
Like her not using a nickname somehow magically makes this NOT the most shallow relationship in the entire world
These fuckers have literally nothing in common, sorry??? Like she's into flowers and spiritual stuff and Eli's into geeky sci-fi, movies, and karate??? I have not seen ONE bit of common ground between them the ENTIRE show
Sorry but the "Opposites Attract" thing only works insofar as "opposites" means CONTRAST--interesting (and successful) relationships have two people who balance each other out in certain respects, but also establish a deep connection centered around common interests and values
You know, like ELI AND DEMETRI, FOR FUCKING INSTANCE???
And like. H*wkM**n even falls apart at the "common values" level because like. Moon is an extreme pacifist. Eli absolutely fucking adores fighting. How how HOW are they not going to get aggravated with each other over the long term???
And before you say "but Demetri doesn't like fighting either!" NOPE! Not true anymore, actually! He said he was really excited for the AVT, which indicates to me he's actually grown to like fighting and karate quite a bit!
Also ffs, "I liked you for your energy and your confidence" basically confirms that Moon was specifically attracted to the overdramatic, macho facade that Eli put on as "Hawk" which is like
NOT the whole picture at ALL
Like yes, some of "Hawk" was Eli's genuine personality shining through as he gained more confidence
But a lot of it was him acting how he felt he had to to protect himself from bullies and trying to mimic people who seemed cooler, more badass, and more "together" than him (mainly Johnny and Miguel)
We've never gotten ANY indication that Moon would be into Eli's nerdier and substantially less "cool" side
Other than her laughing at "dEmEtRi aNd ElI, bInArY bRoThErS!" I guess
And judging from Eli's reaction, that is NOT a side of his personality he usually let her see
Point being that throughout a lot of Eli and Moon's relationship, Eli was putting on a pretty heavy facade--doesn't really make sense to rekindle a relationship that was only maintained through Eli being an inauthentic version of herself
And these two barely fucking interacted all season, aside from Moon complimenting Eli's hair once. We seriously have no evidence at all that she was romantically interested in the more authentic, laid-back purple-haired Hawk, and not just like...projecting cocky, macho S1-S2 Hawk onto him. Since, y'know, that not-entirely-genuine Hawk/Eli is the one she was interested in. And now, she's ever so conveniently interested in this new version of Eli after, uhhhh...talking to him a couple times and taking pity on him after he's sad at the tournament, I guess???
ALSO I want to point out that Moon has shown absolutely NO romantic interest in Eli since they broke up, like
Literally when does she EVER indicate she has lingering feelings, or might be interested in rekindling the relationship??? She's actively annoyed with him in S3, and in S4 she doesn't really treat Eli any differently than Demetri or Miguel
And no, complimenting his hair does not fucking count as showing romantic interest, she was literally just being polite???
It read like a completely platonic interaction to me--as I've mentioned before, I think any awkwardness is easily chocked up to them being exes and, as Hawk outright said, they're "just getting used to being friends again"
Emphasizing that since S2, she has not treated Hawk any different than Demetri and Miguel
Except in S3 when, you know. She actively disliked him.
Also she completely fucking ignored him at the prom to hang out with Demetri and Yasmine, just throwing that out there
Like he was standing sadly off to the side and Moon didn't even NOTICE
Because, you know, she was busy dancing with women and sneaking glances at Yas
Like if you're into someone, you'd be MUCH more aware of them than that
And try to include them maybe???
Point being that all the evidence that we have so far points to Moon having long since moved on
Like yes, she's willing to forgive Eli and rekindle a friendship--she's a kind and friendly person, and it's in her nature to want harmony. But wanting to DATE Eli again???
WHEN THE HELL has Moon been shown to want this???
And like...if she didn't even notice him sadly standing off in the corner at prom, how in the hell are we expected to believe she's going to be attentive to him and his emotions???
Like she didn't even show concern as his FRIEND at the prom
Meanwhile, y'know. Demetri WENT WITH HIM to keep him company, and at least apologized kind of for running off with Yasmine
And now we're supposed to believe Moon suddenly likes him again and they're soulmates because like...she complimented his hair once and cheered for him at the tournament???
As if Demetri DIDN'T smile and cheer and clap in the background every time Eli won a match, smh
Anyways I literally felt nauseous when they kissed
Moon has been in like...three scenes this season, and in two of them she showed immensely more romantic interest in fucking YASMINE than Eli
And no, this isn't shipping goggles, like...rewatch the scenes, her focus is MUCH more on Yas than Eli
I guess you could interpret it as her being into Demetri, but like...if that were the case, I'm pretty sure she would have made a move in S3 before he got with Yasmine
And she's been being on-and-off sapphic with Yasmine since S1 so like
Anyways bottom line is that H*wkM**n is just
GOD
How did they make it EVEN MORE of a dumpsterfire than it already was???
Worst ship in the show, hands down
Eli's been getting propped back up by Demetri since the basement scene, but you wanna tell me a straight kiss got him his fighting spirit back????!
Okay I guess technically Hawk x Moon is bi4bi
But it's bi4bi (derogatory)
Unlike Tory x Robby, which is bi4bi (affectionate)
See Hawk and Moon are a great example of why two people shouldn't necessarily date just because they're both in the LGBT community
HATE how Moon is Eli's redemption prize
Hate that hate that hate that hate that
Literally my worst fear for this season and OOP
Cobra Kai come back when you figure out how to write Yasmine and Moon please
And make them kiss while you're at it
Anyways Eli shouldn't magically get the girl just because he's resolved to be a better person, send tweet
Women--and I cannot stress this enough--ARE NOT REWARDS
Moon deserved better 2k22
Okay if I don't stop talking about this now I'm never going to so ANYWAYS
Was it just me or was the Eli-Kyler fight like...super anticlimactic???
Like this has been building up since SEASON 1 and Eli just...landed some fairly easy hits on Kyler and won???
Not to be a sadist on main or anything but I was hoping for a MUCH more brutal beatdown
Maybe not BRUCKS-level brutal but like
More cathartic than SMACK SMACK SMACK okay we're donezo
Like yes I love seeing Kyler get his ass handed to him but I want him to SUFFER more goddamn it
Lord knows all that he's put Eli through, even BEFORE the show
Anyways Kyler should get his ass much more severely kicked
Manifesting for S5
Demetri wya, you and Eli gotta pummel the crap out of this dude Johnny Lawrence style
ALSO LIKE
Why tf are Robby and Kenny fighting???
Yes yes I know it's For The Drama
But it makes no logistical sense
If the way to pick out a "winning" dojo is whoever scores the most points
Then CK is gonna get the same amount of points either way???
IDK I don't get it, they literally just did it because the plot demanded it
But it's impossible to take seriously because conceptually it seems like it would screw the whole dojo-rating system
DANIEL AND JOHNNY IMMA KILL BOTH Y'ALL
HAVE YOU REALLY NOT FIGURED OUT BY NOW THAT BOTH YOUR KARATE STYLES HAVE VALUE
Also like...their styles are actively helping both of their kids/adopted kids so why even are they being so pissy and annoying?? Like for fuck's SAKE
Also Johnny and Daniel Stop Being Controlling Challenge 2022, like...Sam and Miguel can make their own decisions and use whichever styles they want to use actually
This show really ain't never gonna let Daniel and Johnny be friends huh
Like it just keeps pulling reasons for them to be mad at each other out of its ass and I'm starting to be very irked about it
"Take his ass out" BRUH
Like don't get me wrong, Johnny Lawrence is an insensitive ass, but this seems a little much EVEN for him
Bruh this child just got super traumatized super recently and you telling your student to wail on him just because he joined your childhood karate rival's dojo???
CHILL
Okay look I know I said it was funny that Daniel and Johnny would never not be petty manchildren obsessed with their rivalry
But now I kinda wanna smack both of them
Also listen, Demetri looking absolutely horrified when Miguel's back acts up is excellent, but I want him to run to his buddy!!! Please!!!
Oh god oh fuck oh no one more episode of the Stupid Karate Show to review and then I gotta make a huge monster masterpost about how S5 should go
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ecothroat · 2 years
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27 (Chef / cult) w taakitz, please :O? -ise (if u can @ me when ur done, that'd be great 👉👈)
@barry-j-blupjeans :D!
(prompt list here! still accepting <3)
“They're here again,” Lup says, walking into the kitchen.
Taako doesn’t look up from his carefully quick chopping. “Cult guys?”
“Yeah.” Nonchalantly, she pins an order for him with all the others. He sighs, reminding himself that he chose to be the sole chef in a two-person restaurant. Mini restaurant. Bistro? Whatever.
“At least they’re consistent.”
Lup taps his shoulder rather than answering. He pauses and looks at her.
“Let’s switch. You’ve chopped that parsley enough,” she says, giving him a look. An “I’m right, deal with it” look. He sees his minuscule bits of herb and can’t help but agree.
“If you insist,” he says, putting down the knife and wiping his hands on his robe. He gets to the counter out front, and sees no new customers, but a little list of drinks to prepare for those waiting. He’s glad for descent after the lunch rush, at least.
The process of getting the drinks ready is monotonous and muscle memory, so with nothing else for his brain to do, he spots the guys Lup mentioned. At the same corner booth as they always sit at are a trio of people. Two women and a man, dressed all in elegant black, talking. One in particular is wearing a big old lady hat and veil that covers her whole face.
Taako intends to look away before anyone notices, but someone does. The younger woman spots him staring and gives a little nod, which he returns. She smiles and he goes back to his drinks.
“I think your boyfriend’s checking you out,” Sloane says, that wicked smile of hers plastered on her face.
“Shut up,” Kravitz says, telling himself not to turn around and see if she’s right.
“No but like, really, he was looking over here.”
Kravitz busies his hands by picking up the menu to look at it again. As if he hasn’t come here enough to have it memorized. “Maybe it’s your ugliness,” he retorts.
“Kravitz,” his mother says, that careful almost scolding tone a mother always has in public.
“Yeah Kravitz,” Sloane says. He glares at her over the menu. She beams.
“But that man was looking over here,” their mother says.
“See?” Sloane says.
Kravitz pauses in his reading of the fine print under each appetize. “…Really?”
“He was definitely checking one of us out,” Sloane says, “He’s too young for Mom and I give off enough lesbian vibes for it to not be me.”
Kravitz thinks about that for a little too long as a guy who totally doesn’t have a thing for the chef guy at this place. Does he say something? Ask him out? He’s having lunch with his mom and sister, it’d be so weird to just flirt with his waiter!
“Oh my gods, you’ve got it bad,” Sloane says, because of course she can read his face well enough to know his thought process.
“Shut up.”
“Tell that to your guy, ‘cause he’s coming over.”
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Kravitz can’t even try to think of something to do or say or something because he’s already here with a tray of drinks he’s putting down in front of them.
“A water with lemon, a coke, and an iced tea, that all?”
He sounds so used to this, in his element, and it’s probably boring because it’s work but he’s got his hair in that cute little bun and an extra pen behind one ear and ughhhhh. Kravitz really does have it bad.
“That’s everyone,” Sloane says, and if this waiter doesn’t pick up on her maniacal grin he doesn’t show it. “We already ordered our food, thanks.”
“Cool,” this guy says. But he doesn’t walk away just yet. Kravitz sees him glance at the other patrons, think for a moment, then blurt: “Okay I gotta ask: is this a cult?”
And that’s. Not what Kravitz expected.
“Excuse me?” his mother asks.
“I mean like…” and the waiter gestures to the three of them. “All black outfits, hushed convos. I remember one of you tried to bring a raven in before seeing the “no pets” sign.”
Kravitz is going to die. Right here, right now. The cute waiter thinks his family is a cult. Someone strike him with lightning or open a sinkhole under him.
But Sloane laughs, and Kravitz notices the small smile on their mother’s face. Sloane says, “Nah, we’re just goth.”
“Ah. Cool. It’d be bad for business if a cult decided to host meetings here.”
“Fair enough,” Sloane says and— because she’s the worst— sticks a hand out to him. “I’m Sloane.”
The waiter smirks, shakes her hand, and gestures to the tiny nametag he’s wearing. “Taako.”
“Nice to meet ya, Taako. This is Kravitz, my brother.”
Whatever force that would generously take him out of this situation should take Sloane too. He’s gonna wring her neck after this. She can choke on her damn salad.
“Sup, homie,” Taako says.
“…Hi,” Kravitz says, trying not to absolutely explode out of how fast things are happening.
Taako squints at him and— gods— looks him up and down. “You alright?”
Kravitz realizes how hiked up his shoulders are. He forces them down. “Yeah. I’m fine. Thanks.”
“Cool.” And then he addresses the whole table. “Food’ll be out shortly.” And he’s gone again.
Sloane loses it laughing as quietly as she can, and Kravitz can’t even give her shit for it. He just places his head on the laminated menu on the table and sighs.
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migilini · 3 years
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Could you please write one of those Tiktok "I tried to kiss my bestfriend / crush" challenge for either Charlie or Owen. Thanks!
Crushtok - Owen Patrick Joyner
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A/N: Yes ofc I can! I never wrote for Owen so let me know what you think! I hope you like it :)
Words: 1.9k
Warnings: tiktok and noise (so none really)
Requests are open!
MASTERLIST
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The sun poked through curtains and you swore that you had heard birds the day before but it was loud, uncomfortably so. All you heard was the clacking of metal and the rattling of the machinery that the construction in front of Owens Appartement made. All the unpleasant noises woke you up in the early morning. Grumbling, you tried to block out the noise with a pillow pressed against your face.
"That's not gonna work sleepy beauty" a lower voice croaked, catching you completely off guard so you let out a quiet shriek. "Oweenn why do you have to scare me badly in the morning?" You whined and took the pillow away from your face.
He sat on the other side of the couch, just underneath your feet and looked absolutely tired. His blonde hair was standing up in every possible direction, his normally piercing blue eyes trying their best to stay open. By the way, he was looking at you with a little smirk on his lips, you figured that you didn't look any better.
"Because it's 6 am on a Saturday morning and I didn't want to suffer alone. So lucky you for visiting me this week!" Owen exclaimed and hit your leg in a joking manner.
"I've got thrown out by my landlord. I'm not here on my own terms..." this earned you a shocked gasp from the boy sitting in front of you. "And there I was, thinking this friendship meant something to you." You just rolled your eyes with a smirk.
"Do you want to come back to my bedroom? With some music playing it's much quieter than out here." Nodding tiredly, he held out a hand to help you stand up; you only noticed when you nuzzled into his bed that he didn't let go of your hand.
You woke up a couple of hours later, quiet pop music filled the darkroom and it was hot, your bare legs sticking to the duvet covers. You turned around and faced a back with broad shoulders that were just moments ago pressed against your back. Groaning, you stuck your legs out of the bed, the cold air cooling you down immediately. Owen stirred next to you and sat up slowly.
"Morning part 2." you chuckled and automatically pushed some of his hair out of his face.
"Mornin" he mumbled back.
"You were right it's much quieter in your room."
You stood up, stretching your limbs, before heading back into the living room where all your stuff was stored, quite impractically but it was stored.
You heard a shower running, that gave you the perfect time to change from your big shirt and little pants sleep attire to a more comfortable day outfit. After rummaging through your boxes, that you packed in a freezy, you choose some brown cotton pants with a white body and to top it off your favourite purple cardigan that Owen gifted you one Christmas. With some extra time, you put on your glasses and started to search for a new place to stay.
"So what do you wanna do today? I have nothing going on so..." you stopped listening as Owen walked into the living room shirtless. He wore some blue sweatpants that hung quite low on his hips, his chest still sparkling from the water.
You would have probably started to drool if he wouldn't have worn his hair in a towel bun.
You let out a laugh that made him stop in his tracks.
"What?" he stared at you intensely.
"Oh, nothing princess... nothing. We uh... could look at some apartments for me and just go for a drive?"
"Am I that bad of a roommate?" he said and plopped down next to you on the couch his arm resting on the top comfortably.
"No but I would really appreciate a place to store my stuff properly." you continued to scroll through places to stay.
"This one looks good." he pointed out and put his finger on the screen, you hadn't realised that he rested his arm just above your shoulders so it took you off guard when you suddenly felt his arm on your neck.
"Mhmm, but you cant look at it today... This one though has a viewing in the late afternoon."
"Then that's our plan for today."
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"Y/N! Y/N!" Owen screamed loudly from the kitchen "Come here real quick."
With your phone still in one hand, you waddled over to your best friend. "What's the emergency?" you looked up at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Do this TikTok with me." he pleaded and looked at you with a slight pout, shoving his phone in your face. Your eyes scanned the screen and then you scoffed, "First of all since when are you on lesbian TikTok? And secondly, that's a bit... explicit... don't you think?"
"W- Our lips don't have to touch! I don't have anybody else to do it with! Y/N Come On!" he yelled after your figure who left the kitchen with a shaking head and hot cheeks.
Your thought didn't stop racing for the rest of the day. Did Owen want to kiss you? Or was he just so comfortable with your friendship that he really didn't care? You hated that you were a cliche, falling in love with your childhood best friend. Growing up you were always the one rolling your eyes at your parents who thought that you and Owen would make just such a cute couple but here you were, sitting on his couch, your heart beating in your chest and extremely conscious of his presence.
Little did you know that Owen felt the exact same. Over the years and especially puberty, he started to develop feelings for you. At first, he tried to deny them, telling himself that it's just that he's used to you being around but then he left to pursue his acting career and he missed you more than everything in the world. Not a single day went by when he didn't think of you or tried to call you. Ever since then, he tried to be close to you in one way or the other, he didn't care if it was just his leg touching yours or your body heat warming him up.
Due to the fact that you were both anxious people, neither of you ever made a move. He missed your longing stares and you missed the way he was checking you out every time he looked at you.
His friends finally talked some confidence into him and so he took little steps into what should eventually lead to him confessing his love for you. He started to flirt more with you, give you loads of compliments and asked you if you wanted to do some TikTok or lives with him.
Tapping on your shoulder made you look up from your phone, the TikTok you've been watching looping on your screen. Owen stood next to you, his phone pointed to you, a mischievous smirk prominent on his face and whipped cream can in his other hand.
"No." you tried to be serious but a chuckle escaped your lips. Owen turned the camera to him and sprayed some cream into his mouth then stared at you with squinted eyes, the whipped cream flowing out of his mouth.
You stared at him for a couple of seconds, your brain in overdrive, hands sweaty and heart beating rapidly. An idea washed over you and you tilted your head before leaning in close. Owen's eyes went wide and he nearly choked on the cream. But you weren't gonna kiss him seconds before your lips would have met, you halted. Then you slowly took the can of whipped cream out of his hand and sprayed it all over his head.
"You didn't!" he gasped with a full mouth while you laid on the floor, holding your stomach in laughter. Something wet hit your face that stopped you from laughing further. Owen had a massive grin on his face, one hand dripping slightly and his hair, less creamy.
"Be cautious Joyner" you warned standing up on your tiptoes to be as close to him as possible, your pointer finger pressing into his chest "I know where your bed sleeps."
You tried to back out of the situation, knowing damn well that it can easily get out of hand with you two and a whipped cream match would make a lot of mess. But Owen being the child he is, didn't back out, instead, he ripped the can out of your hand and sprayed it down your back.
The war ended peacefully. The cans of whipped cream, yes you found more cans, laying somewhere in the living room both of you covered from head to toe, breathing heavily. Owen held his hands up in surrender and looked up to your position on the coffee table.
"Ha! I win! Told you I didn't want to do the TikTok." you smiled triumphantly. "I say loser cleans this up." before Owen could protest you sprinted to the shower. Lucky for you he actually started to clean up when you walked out of the bathroom, dressed in comfortable sweats and one of Owens hoodie, your damp hair falling over your shoulders.
"Hey Y/N?" Owen asked somehow nervously. "Yes darling?" you answered with a bad British accent.
"Can you come here for a second?"
"Owen I'm not doing that TikTok with you, you just saw how that ended," you argued but made your way over to him. He stood in the middle of the room, his phone propped up on a shelf.
"You have something on your face." you chuckled and whipped away some dried leftovers from your previous war.
"Can you react to this song? I don't remember where I know it from" he asked, his voice shaking slightly. You furrowed your eyebrows at his odd behaviour just moments ago he was normal and now he acted very strangely.
"Sure." he pulled you in front of him, his hands resting on your shoulders.
'Baby, you're like lightning in a bottle
I can't let you go now that I got it'
“Sounds like BORNS…” you whispered more to yourself than to him and continued to listen to the song “Are you sure you just haven't…” you turned around to face him.
Owen took this as his opportunity to cup your face with both of his hands, softly pressing his lips to yours.
Your breath hitched and it took you a second to realise what was happening. The confidence Owen had just moments ago vanished when you didn't kiss him back immediately. Why should you? You never gave a hint that you liked him like that as well.
Just as he was about to pull away and apologize profusely, you overcame your state of shock. Your arms grabbed his hips to pull him closer, deepening the kiss. You felt him smile against your lips. Your stomach erupted with butterflies, your whole body tingled and your cheeks felt hot.
He was the first one to pull away, resting his forehead on yours. Both breathing heavily, the filming camera was completely forgotten, you looked in each other's eyes.
“I wanted to do that for so long,” you admitted and unconsciously bit your lip. Owen gulped heavily, “Me too but, what the hell! I mean how crazy is that?!”
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red1culous · 3 years
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Oh part 2
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Part 1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 // 6 // 7
“Where the hell are you?” Emily sounds breathless through the phone.
“And hello to you too” you cooly answer mouthing to Sam, Steve and Wanda that your business partner was on the phone. They nod in understanding and quieten down slightly.
“I swear to God if they’ve kidnapped you and you need help getting out of there just…just cough” she adds and you smile touched by her concern.
“No Em it’s fine, I’m fine…” you say shaking your head a little.
“So you’re ok?”
“Yes I’m fi—“
“Did you meet her? Is that why you’re taking so long? God if you need time there just let me know and I’ll…I’ll handle things this end although I know jack shit about baking and all I can do is reheat stuff so if you nee—“ she rambles on before you interrupt her mile and minute word diarrhoea.
“Can you please calm down!” you chuckle into the phone, “everything’s ok I’m just catching up with Steve, Sam and Wanda is all.”
“Oh thank God” you hear her let out a breath.
“And there’s a whole stock of freshly made goodies in the fridge if need more out front” you add.
Emily unceremoniously ends the call with you blaming an insistent customer and you pocket your phone rejoining your friends back towards the main house. 
Back in the kitchen you are greeted by the frazzled faces of the catering staff. The boys and Wanda excuse themselves to go freshen up for the charity event leaving you to watch Pepper fuss over the presentation of the food and drinks. She returns your smile as she continues to micromanage everything.
You start to arrange your muffins, cupcakes and lemon cake onto platters that had been set out for you. Once done you stand aside to admire your handiwork.
“I knew you were the right person for the job” Pepper says as you look up to find the once buzzing kitchen now empty and peacefully quiet.
“Somehow I think you made a rather big gamble on me here” you narrow your eyes. 
She shrugs. “What makes you say that?” she asks.
“Well for one thing, you’ve never once tried any of my baking” you tilt your head to one side challenging her. “So I think this is more about you playing peacemaker rather than my ability to bake, hmm?” You move to stand in front of her. “How many bakers did you have one standby if I didn’t show up?”
“Y/N!” she gasps as if shocked by the accusation.
You return her stern gaze.
“STELLA’S BAKERY!” she finally admits as she breaks into a fit of laughter.
“I knew it!” you say triumphantly. 
“OK but while you were catching up I tried one of the muffins and they’re really good!” she grabs both your hands and looks at you fondly.
“I’m not sure whether to take that as a compliment or an insult” you swing your interlocked hands back and forth a little.
“The former, Y/N, take it as the former” she smiles tugging you forward into a hug. “I missed you. We really missed you.” She pulls away a little giving your outfit a silent head-to-toe appraisal. “You should join us.”
“Oh no Pep I can’t do that” you say not missing the look of hurt that flashes through her eyes. She gives you the weirdest pout blinking slowly for added effect throwing in a ‘pwease’ for good measure. “URGH! Ok fine but on condition that you treat me like I’m part of the catering staff and don’t pay me any extra attention. Deal?”
She agrees leaving a wet kiss on your cheeks and trotting off saying that there was a tablecloth emergency that needed tending to. 
You make your way into the large living room. The windows were adorned with billowy silk curtains that danced in the wind and the handful of people loitering there looked as if they were born with actual silver spoons in their mouths. Everyone looked perfect. Whereas you, you looked presentable but more like the poor cousin that got an invite because your uncle and auntie felt bad for you.  
Do any of these people even eat? you think to yourself.
Wanda walks up to you and hands you a crystal flute containing liquid gold. “Wanda should you really be fraternising with the help?” you tease accepting the flute as she sticks her tongue out at you.
“And yes they do eat…just not as often as us mere mortals” she adds coming to stand beside you. 
“Speak for yourself Ms-Toned-and-Tanned-and-Dentally-Superior” you sass back. She chokes on her wine at your joke and loops her arm in yours leading you through the large French doors out onto the patio. 
“I didn’t think I’d miss this view as much” you ponder aloud. She quirks an eyebrow at you over the brim of her glass. “The bay in the distance, those Eucalyptus trees…and the sky!” You pause taking a big breath of air, “I mean wow, just look at that shimmering peach sky.”
“Anything I can do to convince you to come back?” she says as you both look out into the distance. “Your room is still just the way you left it.”
“Wanda…” you turn to face her, “I don’t know how I’d be able to make that work.” You watch her for a moment. She has the type of serene, classic beauty that begs to be studied. Her features had a flawless creaminess to it, understated but demanding attention all the same.
“Thanks” she says softly as her rosy lips curl into a small smile.
“What for?” you reply turning your attention away from her and back to the view in front of you. 
“For thinking I’m beautiful” she laughs at you.
Coming from anyone else, that would have sounded smarmy, but this was Wanda, one of your closest and dearest friends. “First of all…” you say, “get out of my head.” She turns to face you as her once composed face breaks into a toothy grin. “Second of all…” you continue, “you’re welcome and you are beautiful.”
“Anyway…,” Wanda says taking your now empty glass of wine and handing it back to the black suited waiter making his rounds, “she does miss you, you know.”
Your stomach does a not-so-little-flip. “Wanda please…”
“And she’s here. She saw you coming into the house this morning…” she continues.
“Wan—“ 
“No let me finish…she said you looked good” she adds leaning closer and lowering her voice conspiratorially.
She still thinks I look good? Shit! She gives you one compliment and you’re already rolling over. Why don’t you just wag your tail too while you’re at it.
“I-I don’t know what you want me to do with that information” you shrug trying your best to seem indifferent. 
“Y/N you can’t lie to me I can read your mind and it’s super loud right now” she says pinching your cheeks as you swat her hands away. “Some people are just too proud to make the first move even when they know they ought to.”
You sigh. The ludicrous situation you had found yourself in desperately called for more wine. You grab two flutes from a passing waiter and hand one to Wanda which she gratefully accepts. This was going to be one hell of a day.
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fear-and-delight-l · 3 years
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GENDERSWAPPED!LOSERS
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HERE WE GO 
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JILLIAN DENBROUGH 
-Jill is very avid about getting her sister, Georgia back. Well, at least the killer anyways. 
-Jill has never finished any of her writing, until she is an adult. 
-aRTiSt??
-Jill gives hugs hugs hugs!!!
-everyone wants her hugs. 
-ok, Jill is very sexually confused. Bradley Marsh is good looking...but so is McKenna Hanlon with her pink lipstick and her always good looking pigtails....then there is Sarah Uris, who is so cute with her blonde/brown curls and her little cheerleading outfit. 
-suffers from stuttering simp disorder 
-simp simp simp
-simp? Yes. 
-ok but I think she would like Plastic Hearts by Miley Cyrus lmao
-FLANNEL GODDESS!!! Has flannels in so many colors. 
-”R-R-Riley, stop m-making fun of m-my j-j-jorts.” 
-oh yeah. She is rocking the jean shorts. They either go to around her knees or near the middle of her thighs. 
-shoulder length brown hair. Screams bisexual. 
RILEY TOZIER
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-just gonna put this out there, take it as you will, but her glasses make her look like a fish. Her eyes are HUGE 
-goddess or (what is a non-binary god? Godthem?) of dad jokes. But not the corny kind. The kind of dad jokes that include sleeping with him and “riding him like a horse.” 
-”so not fucking funny.” -Edith Kaspbrak, who’s dad isn’t even present in her life.  -yeah, bisexual.  -sexual for Edith Kaspbrak.  -And Sarah Uris
-And Bradley Marsh
-and Jill Denbrough 
-and Brenna Hanscom
-and Patrick Hockstetter (she regrets this. But when Patrick isn’t chasing her with Bowers and Criss and Huggins, she likes to notice that Patrick is definitely good looking)
-crazy wavy hair. Seriously, she wears it in a pixie cut, and it is CRAZY. But she help Bradley cut away his mullet. 
-the friendship dynamic between Riley Tozier and Bradley Marsh is UNSTOPPABLE!
-plays softball with Jill. She is pitcher, and damn is she good. (Jill plays third base, for reference)
-the girls on the softball team sort of like her, sort of not. She’s a loser, and they don’t like her because everyone thinks she’s queer.  -still a trash mouth 
-still a smartass 
-Rildeth? Edithley? Redith?
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BRADLEY MARSH
-all right, here we go. 
-POWER BISEXUAL
-He came out to Riley, and Riley came out to him. 
-daddy issues  
-daddy issues
-daddy issues
-anyways, Bradley had a mullet that his dad made him wear, and when Riley helped him cut it....freedom!
-when he and the other losers are going to the quarry, he likes to help McKenna pick flowers so Sarah will have some to turn into flower crowns  
-is totally charmed by Jill  Denbrough. He is a simp for how charming she is. Bravery, art...
-Bradley also likes to draw. 
-Brenna may be totally smitten with him....
-Bradley is the same age as all the other losers, but the losers all see him as older. 
-hates his father, feels weak around him. 
-he and Riley often share cigarettes. (I love the friendship dynamic here.)
-Bradley has little freckles, and when he and Brenna get together as adults, Brenna likes to kiss all of them. 
-Bradley loves to hang with Sarah, and she is such a sweetie. She gets annoyed, but when she is around Bradley, she is calm. 
-Bradley likes to put his arm around Sarah, ALWAYS
-I’m in love
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SARAH URIS 
-WE LOVE OUR JEWISH CHEERLEADER LESBIAN
-yes, Sarah Uris is cheer captain. The other cheerleaders are skeptical of her, but treat her ok nonetheless. 
-Sarah Uris is a softie who will tell you to fuck off. 
-bridwatcher. Sarah loves her birds. She likes to sit with Jill. Jill draws birds while Sarah quietly talk about the birds. 
-Brenna loves to play with her curls, braiding them and doing fun styles with them with the help from McKenna. 
-sundresses one day, shorts and a shirt the next. 
-her hair is so nice! Think...classic curls. Google for reference. 
-the cheerleaders don’t go to track meets or softball games. So, since Brenna and Edith are both in track and Jill and Riley are softball players, she goes in her own cheerleading outfit, and even snags one for McKenna, (who isn’t a cheerleader.) and they both cheer at track and softball. 
-must I remind you that Jill is a simp for BOTH OF THEM. AND BRADLEY?? HE CHEERS THEM ON TOO.
-one time Bradley actually got into a cheerleading skirt??!!
-anyways, back to Sarah.  -she loves to give everyone kisses before leaving. Here’s how she gives them:
Jill: cheek kiss, runs a hand through her hair.  Edith: takes Edith’s face in her hands and kisses her nose. Edith sometimes backs up a little when she feels a little panicky about germs, but always accepts Sarah’s kiss.  Bradley: forehead. She ruffles his hair, and sometimes, Bradley kisses her chin as she is kissing his forehead.  McKenna: near her lips. Like, the corner of her mouth. 🥺 Brenna: cheek kiss. She holds brenna’s chin while kissing her.  Riley: straight on the lips. Or the forehead if you song ship stozier. -ok, I am a huge fan of Sarah+Riley....but then there is Edith. Poly??? Possibly 
-anyways, Sarah loves to make flower crowns and put them in bradley’s hair. 
-she and Brenna are very close. If Sarah isn’t next to Bradley, or has Riley’s arm around her shoulders, she is with Brenna, either holding her hand or showing her stuff about plants or birds. She gives Brenna constant praise about the barrens 
-very grumpy a lot.
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BRENNA HANSCOM
ok, Brenna is straight. I didn’t change that.  -Brenna thinks constructively, and is a visual learner. Constantly thinks about the future. 
-ok, she is so so so sweet. Likes to wear this cute pink skirt, but only around the losers. 
-POETRY
-She loves to read and wrote poetry. It’s so cute I just can’t aaaah-
-ok, so she’s on the track team. Edith convinces her in 10th grade. 
-HAIR CLIPS! she has them in her hair, and tons extra in her backpack. 
-Bradley loves it when Brenna plays with his hair and puts clips in it. 
-she and Bradley are very good friends. 
-she may be straight, but isn’t uncomfortable when Sarah holds her hand or Riley talks about her gay situation or when Jill tells her she’s pretty. She just isn’t gay but she loves and supports her gay friends. She even kissed McKenna in a game of spin the bottle
-poor baby has body insecurities...
-ugh, she hates Henry Bowers. But she loves ice cream! She likes vanilla because it’s sweet and plain. 
-when they have sleepovers, everyone always has a disc of New Kids on the Block to play for her (AAA!)
-Riley literally swore to protect her. Even though Riley’s sarcasm can be demeaning, she trusts her. 
-Brenna Hanscom, a sweetie that will fight for you.
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McKenna Hanlon, the badass vegan who definitely has WAP. 
-ok, I didn’t change her race, she is still black. 
-McKenna is a sign of hope. Everyone feels so uplifted around her. 
-she has this signature pink lipstick she wears everyday the Greta Bowie makes fun of, but she still wears it. 
-she loves bubblegum. McKenna has it ALL THE TIME. 
-inspiration? Yes. She is a goddess. 
-ok, she is so nice, but that gun she has? Pennywise doesn’t stand a chance. McKenna is a fighter. 
-McKenna has these cute little pig tails that she wears with purple ribbons. Jill loves to listen to her talk. 
-definitely the least insane of all the losers, but girl knows how to have fun!
-not a huge smoker, but occasionally will share one with Bradley. 
-the friendship between McKenna and Bradley is impeccable. They are a badass duo. 
-I don’t know what her sexuality is. She definitely doesn’t. Although she and Jill got caught making out in a closet. They said it was no strings attached....suspicious.
-she is indeed vegan. She just has a special love for animals and can’t bring herself to eat them. She isn’t protesting everyone to go vegan, she just eats how she wants. She occasionally slips and goes for ice cream though😉
-at the rock war, after she recovered a little from Bowers, SHE BEAT HIS ASS!
-my queen, gosh I love her!
-she is so much fun to be around. One time, in the barrens, she installed a swing so she could sit in somethin because Riley and Edith and Sarah are always in the hammock together. (It’s bound to break). 
-need a therapist? She’s ya girl. 
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EDITH!!
-ok, so this looks very soft girl, but Edith is fiery!  -her mom makes her worry a lot about disease and what not, but her anxiety about what her mom may do is worse. 
-seriously, she is scared of her mother. She doesn’t even know if her sickness are real. 
-anyways, don’t fuck with her. She will bite you. 
-no seriously, she will bite you. One time in a fight with Hockstetter, she bit him. She was worried she might have gotten something in her mouth, but Sarah calmed her down.  -she may bicker with Riley, but really, she loves her. Her and her stupid glasses, 
-anyways, she is a sweetie. She runs track, but as long as Riley is waiting on the sidelines with her inhaler at the end, she is alright. 
-someone give this girl a hug. 
-internalized homophobia towards herself. 
-she and Bradley are good, they just aren’t as close. Edith is closest with Jill. 
-Edith looks up to Jill, big time. 
-Edith hates her mom very very much. 
-she wears cute little tops with shorts or skirts. Occasionally she will wear overalls. 
-fuck greta Bowie campaign? Yeah, Edith started it.
-Fanny pack! She has an extra pair of glasses for Riley, Bobby pins for Sarah, an extra pen or pencil for Jill, a mini stick of Bradley’ favorite deodorant, hair clips for Brenna, and McKenna’s favorite bubblegum. 
-Riley calls her Eds. She hates it because it sounds like a boy name. She hates it even more when Riley calls her Eddie. 
-kisses tears away. Crying? She will kiss your cheeks and wipe those tears away. She did that when Brenna got cut by Bowers. 
-inhaler? Yes. It’s her little beacon of safety. 
-ice cream and comic books with Riley, bird watching and flower crowns with Sarah are her favorites! 
-doesn’t know her sexual preference, she’s just not straight. 
-butterflies always land on her when she’s outside. One landed on her nose once and Riley and Sarah started rock-paper-scissoring for who got her. (That was long forgotten since Riley is a sore loser.)
-my baby has long hair is very slight waves. It goes down to her breasts. 
-likes to wear Jill’s Flannels. 
-OK SHE IS SO CUTE IN A PAIR OF BAGGY JEANS AND A TANK TOP, WEARING SOMEONE’S JACKET OMG
-Edith is cold? Never. She always has someone’s something, whether it’s McKenna’s iconic leather jacket or Jill’s flannels
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Ok! Those are my headcanons. Feel free to repost, I don’t give a damn. If you want drawings or more headcanons of them, I am always open. I had this posted on my old account but that got taken down....I was previously coffeeandweasleys
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yurimother · 4 years
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LGBTQ Game Review - A Summer’s End – Hong Kong 1986
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Before diving into the meat of Oracle and Bone’s A Summer’s End, I want to talk about the women behind this game Tida Kietsungden, and Charissa So. So and Kietsungden have done nothing but impress me since the announcement of A Summer’s End. They have repeatedly demonstrated their immense effort and dedication to creating a beautiful and thoughtful experience. Through conversations with the studio and reading their blog entries, I gained a remarkable understanding of how this game is both a tribute to classic cinema and a love letter to the Yuri and LGBT community. Through careful research and thoughtful expression, the two women navigate and acknowledge complicated issues, including Asian LGBTQ history and Hong Kong’s delicate political situation with grace and maturity. I am in complete awe of both women and their work. However, regardless of my profound respect for these creators, I still endeavor to offer my unfiltered thoughts on the visual novel, giving praise and criticism where appropriate.
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A Summer’s End – Hong Kong 1986 is a Yuri visual novel set, as you may have figured out, in Hong Kong in the year 1986. The game follows a young office worker, Michelle (Fong Ha) Cheung, who has a chance encounter with a free-spirited woman named Sam (Ka Yan) Wong. Both women feel drawn to each other, and the game explores this mutual attraction and the budding relationship which emerges from it.
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This plot follows the standard girl meets girl story that has permeated the Yuri genre for the past several decades. Like most Yuri stories, the older and more experienced woman, Sam, is rebellious and beautiful, with long dark hair and a dominating persona. Michelle, although far more naive in the ways of love, breaks the trend of this trope by being the more sullen of the two. I would have liked to see the game diverge a bit more from the standard story of the genre. Fortunately, A Summer’s End is a romance story between adults who do not work together, setting it apart from the norms. It even includes a coming out section that creates a more robust LGBT identity than any tale of temporary schoolgirl love.
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The story is well put together and well presented. The story is told primarily from Michelle’s perspective. It mostly takes place over a few days, during which Michelle engages in a whirlwind romance with Sam. This story features the struggle between her feelings and passion and her devotion to tradition and her mother. The progression of her affection is unrealistically fast. The story feels a bit rushed, and many of the societal and personal quagmires the game stumbles upon are not sufficiently developed or confronted. Had the game indulged in a more prolonged and tumultuous struggle for Michelle, conclusions would have felt much sweeter, and the story would have gone from good to great.
Even with this massive missed opportunity, there are plenty of exemplary moments and aspects of the narrative. The game pulls no punches addressing Michelle’s slightly overbearing mother and the conflict between the two. It would have been incredibly simple to take the easy route on this one. Still, the developers stuck to their guns and manage to explore a challenging situation satisfyingly, all while keeping the characters realistic and sympathetic. In fact, every scene relating to LGBT rights and history is flawlessly executed.
There are also some fantastic chapters, including a thrilling but refreshing bike ride and a flashback scene that recontextualizes certain events from another perspective. The many references and allusions to classic cinema including some older lesbian films and plenty of Asian works, are particularly noteworthy. However, the best part of A Summer’s End by far is the setting.
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The location and time period is intrinsic to Sam and Michelle’s tale, as it is shaped by and reflects contemporary culture and LGBTQ rights. Oracle and Bone create a vibrant and lively world, a jaw-dropping depiction of Hong Kong in the 1980s. Everything helps feed into the creation of this world, including a fantastic and retro UI, small touches such as a Cantonese subway announcement, and objects encountered like a disposable camera help convey a strong sense of the period. However, the soundtrack sells it more than any other element, save perhaps the artwork, transporting the player to the era. While a few tracks are the standard easy listening affairs one expects from visual novels, there are tons of excellent city pop and disco beats, complete with plenty of synths and confidence! Finally, a visual novel soundtrack that contributes more than just background noise!
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Sadly, the game’s dialogue choice system and branching paths are far more of a hindrance than a help. I can honestly say that the game would play better and be way more enjoyable as a kinetic novel. Most choices feel inconsequential, changing nothing of the story and resulting in almost the exact same response from other characters yet, they have a hidden points system. If you do not earn enough points, parts of the optional adult content will be unplayable until one goes back to find the right choice. I spent several hours replaying, and eventually skipping through, the game to unlock all the scenes, and finally gave up with one CG left unseen. The only choice with any actual effect is painfully evident in its consequences. One option leads to the bad ending, which is well written, but no reasonable player would go down that path unless they just wanted to see the whole game. The second unveils the true good ending, which no player in their right mind would not pursue, as again, the choice is obvious and adds nothing to the game. There is no reason to put in an alternative ending or tedious dialogue choice.
The characters in A Summer’s End are well constructed. Sam is adventurous without being obnoxious and has a mature though appropriately unrefined demeanor. Michelle is extremely curt and somewhat distant, although she displays a sharp wit and more timid nature on occasion. Both women participate in engaging, deep, and thoughtful discussions, often with each other, although sometimes internally, and thus feel well developed and complex. Unfortunately, their chemistry, while not absent, is not enough to sell the whirlwind romance. There is insufficient expression of their feelings and attractions, both internally or through dialogue and actions, so their inevitable closeness feels unearned.
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However, even in the short game, both characters change with each other, especially Michelle, as she becomes more affectionate, confident, and caring. She begins to embody some of Sam’s warmness while never losing herself. Some of my favorite dialogue and interaction came from her towards the end of the game, although I will not spoil it. Additionally, side characters have a strong presence thanks to their firmly established characteristics and a profound effect on the narrative. Each has their own sprite and mannerisms, helping cement them as fixtures in A Summer’s End rather than tacked on assets.
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The visual novel contains optional adult content, which is installed in an extra patch and can be toggled on and off. I played through the game with and without it and can happily report that the story is just as fulfilling and complete without it. Although the unlockable nature of these scenes is aggravating, they are very well written and sensual without being exploitative. There were moments I did not care for as much, such as Sam getting carried away at one point, but it felt very realistic and incredibly sensual. The artwork in these sexual encounters is some of the best in the game, embracing darker colors and showcasing intense desire.
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Speaking of the artwork, it is stupendous. The game is bright and striking, with amazing backgrounds complete with luminous neon signs, glaring televisions, and life and activity oozing from every corner. The backgrounds are so beautiful and detailed they could effectively serve in place of CG art, although there is plenty of that asides. The character models and designs are similarly excellent, with expressive poses and faces. The various outfits, of which the game has many, embody iconic 80’s fashion. Artist Tida Kietsungden draws both the characters and CGs with a distinctive hand-drawn style, which allows them to play well off each other and add to the beautiful presentation. The detail and care that went into the aesthetics are enormous and elevate the game at every moment. 
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A Summer’s End – Hong Kong 1986 is a vibrant and intimate experience. The fantastic setting and flawless artwork surround a compelling and thoughtful story about lesbian love and desire, societal expectations, and the bonds between family and lovers. It is rough around the edges, with a slightly rushed story that leaves little time to wallow in complexity and an awful dialogue system. However, it will win players over with its striking presentation and sophisticated subject matter. I look forward to more from this studio and highly recommend you check this game out!
Ratings: Story – 7 Characters – 6 Art – 10 Music – 8 LGBTQ – 8 Sexual Content – 3 (8 with patch) Final – 7
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