The secret of Team Dimple. ~ part 1.
Within A-yao's harem, him and xichen had been dating for a long while, but he hasen't told his er ge a personal, and somewhat supernatural secret yet. Despite being able to converse about anything due to their closeness, Jin guangyao was still waiting for the right day and time. But what was this secret?!
What is this thing that he's hiding from him? And it's not only Yao, but his besties too.
Jin guangyao is a huli jing, fox spirit~ werefox~~ whatever you may refer it as. This makes his cultivation energy higher, his fighting skills more profound and his Instincts more sharp. Like supernaturally sharp. He can detect things from miles away~ due to scent.
In addition, huli jings can also poison or put people on trances, or make them lose their memory, but A-Yao doesn't use it, well not yet. He might do it on enemies.
And as for his intellectual capacity. His mind is working faster than ever!
Xichen: *meeting him in Lanling, Jinlintai* A-Yao.
Yao: er ge!
Xichen wraps his arms around him, and gives him a kiss. Then Yao quickly tippy toed, and gave Xichen a kiss on his nose.
Yao: Welcome to Jinlintai once again, er ge.
Xichen: thank you. How are you, A-Yao? *caressing his chin*
Yao: *smile* fine for now. But work is hectic as always.
Xichen: I see.
You're truly hardworking, A-Yao.
But don't forget to rest.
Yao: sure. Whatever my er ge says. *smiles and bows*
Xichen: *catches his bow*
Yao: *blush* let's sit and chat, next to the peonies? Or in my room?
Xichen: amongst the peonies is fine. Maybe I can pick some for you.
Yao: *blushing* er ge!
Both: *sitting near a hedge of yellow peonies that were fully bloomed.
Xichen: *adorning him with flowers* A-Yao, it's good that Wangji didn't come today, because this would be awkward.
Yao: does he know that we're dating?
Xichen: yea, but I get shy around you when he's here. Like I wouldn't know what to say.
Yao: aww. How surpising, that the great Zewu Jun is shy to speak to me when others are around.
Xichen: *blushing* it happens.
Yao: *kisses his blushing face*
Xichen: A-Yao, Wangji is busy, as Wei Gongzi's birthday is coming up.
Yao: ah yes. He's in the cloud recesses, with about five chickens and four ducks.
Ah, and emperor's smile.
Xichen: hey how did you know?
Yao: Instincts.
Xichen: do it again.
Yao: well Wei Gongzi is trying to wake up from a hangover, sect leader Jiang is quarreling again. And A-Ling has just gotten bruised on a night hunt with friends.
Oh poor A-ling.
Xichen: this ability is so cool. You're really gifted.
Yao: thank you.
*turning to a peripheral sect member* can you get the clan physician, please? I would appreciate it.
X: sure Zongzhu. Are you sick?
Yao: no. It's for A-Ling.
You know he must of injured himself.
X: you're very very generous, Zongzhu.
Xichen: A-Yao. What's this chew mark on your fan?
Yao: oh that?! Er ge, that's an old mark! A-Ling used to chew on my fans when he was little.
It's true that Jinling would chew on Yao's fan during his early childhood, but these chew marks belonged to Yao.
When he becomes a full fox, he likes to relax while chewing on a fan.
Yao: sometimes he would fall asleep on my lap, with my fan in his mouth.
Xichen: aww that's really adorable.
You're a great xiao shushu, showing love to your nephew.
Yao: yea, er ge.
On the other side, a Misty spell master was partaking in his leisure of messing with Nie huaisang. Su Minshan can teleport wherever he likes, and he would disappear within a split second. He also has spiritual phantom abilities.
Not to mention that he can also play distorted music!
Su she: *tying Nie huaisang up with a cloth*
Nie huaisang: are you satisfied?! Now get lost and stop haunting me!
Su she: shhh. I'm not done with my daily run yet.
Nie huaisang: why do you like to mess with me?
Su she: because you're the only one to mess with *grin* and you look nice tied up like this.
*picks up a couple of nhs's fans*
Nie huaisang: don't touch that! Put them down! You fake Lan!
Su she: are there any fans with softer material! That can be chewed on?
Nie huaisang: what?! Why do you need to chew on a fan!
Su she: it's a metaphor, idiot! I was talking about the quality.
Nie huaisang: just leave my fans alone!
Su she: *dissappears with the fan*
Got to go back to the teahouse.
* the teahouse is an abandoned mansion, owned by Yao, who purchased the land that it was built on. It serves as a team dimple secret hideout, where they can act like the gremlins they are.
Nie huaisang: heyy!
Aren't you going to untie me!!
Nie huaisang: Dage! I'm being haunted again.
Can anyone help mee.
This Su she had also ransacked my room.
But........
What teahouse is he talking about?
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📍at the teahouse~~
*mo xuanyu and xue yang, play fighting*
Xue yang: *pushes mo xuanyu against a post.
Mo xuanyu: agh. *runs and puts him in a chokehold.
Xue yang: *smiling while showing off his fangs* I like this kinda thing. But I'm afraid that this young vampire prince is too weak.
Mo xunayu: *kicks him away* and you're too old!
Xue yang: how dare you!
Mo xuanyu: I guess the old vampire prince should do a facial.
Xue yang: I do, xuanyu! With blood.
You don't know anything about me!.
Xue yang: wait, did you just call me old?!
Mo xuanyu: yes. Because you're old.
Xue yang: *bites him on his shoulder*
Mo xuanyu: *bites him on his arm*
We're even!
Xue yang: that's unfair!
You're my chew toy. Not the other way around!
*starting to wrestle*
Xue yang: xuanyu your blood tastes weird, what did you eat?
Mo xuanyu: just some roasted pork.
Xue yang: ugh. That person wasn't a good cook btw.
Mo xuanyu: I cooked it.
Xue yang: you aren't a good cook.
Mo xuanyu: *rolls eyes*
Su she: *enters* guys I'm back.
Oh gosh they're fighting again.
Lemme wet them real quick.
*wets*
Xue yang: *hiss*
Mo xuanyu: Su she!
Su she: I'm back.
Xue yang: so! Did you bring any candy?
Su she: no.
Xue yang: then go back and get some.
Su she: I just got here, xue yang.
Xue yang: so?
Xue yang: where's Jiggybun!
Su she: maybe talking to that Lan.
Xue yang: as always.
Su she: I don't like how he keeps taking up my Zongzhu's time.
Xue yang: oooo. Is the mighty Ghostface knight jealous of a Lan, for the second time. Omg! *laughing*
Su she: shut up xue yang.
Xue yang: when you're not jealous, then I'll shut up.
* Su she is still a sect leader, yet supernaturally he chose knighthood, to be in service to Jin guangyao.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege arrive soon.
I also miss him.
Xue yang: I just want to take his candy. And get attention.
Su she: is there a time when you don't do that.
Yao: *sneaks up behind xue yang, and wrapped a guqin string around his neck*
Xue yang: where did you come from?!
Yao: *smile* bullying my ghosty knight? And ramping with A-yu?
Su she and mo xuanyu: *astonished*
Bixia! (your highness)
Yao gege!!
Xue yang: Jiggybun. How hot of you.
Yao: *pulls strings*
Xue yang: *grinning*
Xue yang: now tell me. How did foxy get in?
I didn't hear the front door open.
Yao: there was a little space between the floorboards and the wall. So I went through there.
You can praise my skill later. *laugh*
Su she: *clapping* so talented and flexible!!
Mo xuanyu: that's so cool.
He moved so stealthily.
Xue yang: *escapes his grip, turns around amd bites him on his neck*
(T/n. You can't turn a huli jing or any other supernatural being into a vampire by biting)
Yao: *let's out a little scream*
*makes his fox ears and tail appear*
Su she: looks like the huli jing emperor is going to seek revenge on you.
Mo xuanyu: or maybe Zewu Jun.
Yao: *bites him back on his neck*
Xue yang: aaggh!! now I know where xuanyu got it from.
Jiggybun, your canines are sharp!
Yao: those fangs of yours are also sharp, Chengmei. Also, I wanted to get the pleasure in biting you.
Xue yang: aww. I'm flattered.
Yao: anyways. Here's your candy.
Xue yang: ah, how generous of the fox emperor.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, have a seat. And I'll make you some tea.
Yao: that would be lovely. *smiles, then took a seat.
So what mischief did you guys do when I was gone?
Su she: I was haunting nie huaisang.
Bixia look, I brought a fan for you to chew on.
Yao: *grinning excitedly* oh Shanshan. How thoughtful.
Excellent, my Ghostface knight.
Xue yang: why don't you chew on an animal corpse of something?
Yao: no no, I rather fans and pendants instead.
Xue yang: pampered diva.
Su she: he's an emperor, what do you expect.
Xue yang: Jiggy. I strangled a chicken. And sucked it's blood.
Yao: lol you did what?!!
Xue yang: yea Jiggy. I just grabbed a hold of his neck and told him to shut up.
Su she: is xuanyu the chicken?
Xue yang: nooo. It's a real chicken. I broke into someone's chicken pen.
You should have seen when I smacked that chicken in the face!
(Since they're half vampire half cultivator, the sun doesn't bother them as much~ also they have a sunscreen talisman)
Yao: oh Chengmei! Your antics. *laugh*
Mo xuanyu: your tea *smiles*
Yao: so sweet. Thank you, A-Yu.
Mo xuanyu: I didn't go out much, because I was revising demonic cultivation.
Yao: oh nice.
Xue yang: what did you tell Lan lips, Jiggybun. Did you kiss him? Did you bite him?
Yao: *laughs* we were just hanging out, Chengmei.
Xue yang: did you tell him that you're a sexy huli jing yet?
Yao: no.
I'm waiting on the right time.
Xue yang: I can tell him for you. I'll march up to him and say, Lan lips, the Jiggy is not the Jiggy you see him as. He's a very hot and powerful huli jing. Who's also an emperor! Now clean his room, peasant!
Yao: oh please don't.
Su she: but you can call him a peasant. I don't mind.
Yao: er ge is a respected cultivator. Don't call him that lol.
Xue yang: keep taking up for your er ge.
Su she: he put Bixia under a trance, lol.
Xue yang: with those Lan lips.
Mo xuanyu: Lan lips cultivation.
Yao: what do you three have with er ge?
Xue yang: it's the simp club code.
Mo xuanyu: to stop fighting over Yao gege and share him.
Su she: so we decided to exclude the Lan.
Mo xuanyu: Jiang.
Xue yang: and the Nie. However meaty and buff he is!
Yao: *shakes his head* oh goodness. This harem of mine.
Xue yang: we're the original team dimple, Jiggybuns.
Yao: I hear you.
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To be continued.
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