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[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Marry My Husband text posts for Ep 15 (Parts One, Two, Three)

#marry my husband #spoilers #ep 15 #text posts #this one is a bit dark not sure if it's funny #but these quotes all fit so well #so you may have them #enjoy! #in honour of our dearly departed human garbage

[trans-leek-cookie]

Tula sizing up Bennett

#Burrow's End #Genuinely I think it's mostly pragmatic. But also I realized this quote fit and it's Funny

[humming-fly]

Who better to trust with a secret than a known liar?

anyways my apologies to b99 and happy countdown to the magolor bullying simulator release later this month! 

#can't wait to send that silly little wizard to hell #was sort of screwing around with the backgrounds in this one hopefully it looks alright all together despite the shifting haha #meta knight #kirby #magolor #bandana waddle dee #king dedede #comic #my art #doodles #it is once again past 2am my dudes #i Refuse to edit at a sane time of day #anyways originally in panel 3 i was going to more closely parallel the b99 quote and have mk say that #he 'attends a class with captain vul for fitness and for fun' #but it got long and i didn't want to deal with shippers reading into a one off gag line lol #honestly still funny to imagine vul took the pictures though

[dcvidsrossi]

Emily: What am I most afraid of? Hmm, let's see...

Reid: Global warming. And getting a ‘B’.

Rossi: The phone ringing in the middle of the night.

Hotch: I'm too much of a perfectionist.

Rossi: Aaron, this isn't a job interview.

Hotch: Oh, man. Job interviews.

Morgan: Nothing.

Reid: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?

Morgan: No, I don't like them. They're shifty.

Will: Losing JJ.

JJ: Aww. Hotel bedspreads.

Will:

Penelope: Never getting my driver's license. Or getting one but the picture sucks.

Emily: Dying alone.

#i like how they're all a little funny because they fit the character so well #and then there's emily's‚ which is more than a little sad because it fits her character so well #emily prentiss #spencer reid #david rossi #aaron hotchner #derek morgan #william lamontagne jr #jennifer jareau #jj #penelope garcia #hotch x rossi #morgan x reid #will x jj #otp tag: mom & dad #otp tag: “just friends” #criminal minds #incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect quotes #cm #bau #source: modern family

[cassmouse]

Scott, hugging Wallace from behind: Babe, I just heard the ice cream truck

Wallace: *sigh* ...I'll go get my purse

#based on a meme I saw lmao #thought it was funny #and thought it fit #second scollace incorrect quote let's go #scollace #scott pilgrim #incorrect quote #scott pilgrim takes off #Wallace Wells #has this been done before #it is has I deeply apologise it's based off a meme I saw on Instagram

[steppesliver]

true detective: the long bright dark / disco elysium: jamais vu (derealization)

#in my true elysium slash disco detective universe forever #i have talked about this already but its funny that this quote was marty's breaking point. who has not felt about their hometown like this? #rust does not know this city well however which makes the feeling different but somehow still universal to the experience of growing up #in places that have to change to survive (be it bc of its economy or bc its simply outdated) #but the town in TT s1 appears to be decaying. at least to rust #imo one of the best shots and most defining of the show is that of the church abandoned and left to rot in nature with the factories #in the background. past and progress shown in one shot you know #but with the eps passing i would say that it is the people and their humanity that is decaying instead of the town #after all the town seems quite alright in terms of infrastructures #but the description of it as a jungle really does fit very well #both with the landscapes shown and the animals (men) lurking where you least expect them #true detective #rust cohle #marty hart #mine

[disney-trigger-warning]

Yuu: If y'all got cancelled, what would you be cancelled for?

Deuce: Was a misogynists in fifth grade.

Floyd: I eat pancakes with my hands.

Ace: Legit being a dumbass.

Kalim: Jamil apologism.

Vil: Almost got canceled for not like Neige.

Epel: Not liking Neige as well.

Idia: Trick question, I was never valid.

Jade: Probably the murder I committed in the summer of 98.

#disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #incorrect quote #yuu (mc) #deuce spade #floyd leech #ace trappola #kalim al asim #vil schoenheit #epel felmier #idia shroud #jade leech #i left out one bc while funny i couldn't think of anyone it would fit except maybe rook and neige #kalim is jamil's biggest apologist like 'i know he enslaved the dorm and tired to kill you but he was going through a rough patch!'

[dc-and-damirae]

dick *about barbra*: my girlfriend has been listening to, too many crime podcasts and now she knows too much dick: yesterday she just said “Bodies don’t float if you puncture the lungs” so if I go missing TELL THE COPS SHE DID IT

#not my usual ship but I felt it fit #dick grayson #richard grayson #dickbabs #barbara gordon #barbra gordon #batgirl #oracle #dc oracle #nightwing #robin #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #dc funny #dc comcis #dc comics #batfam shenanigans #dc batfam #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

[volvosandvampires]

This may be the worst meme I’ve made yet xD

#laios dungeon meshi #shuro dungeon meshi #laois touden #falin touden #falin dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #For the record I don’t necessarily ship Shuro and Falin but I felt like it fit the quote #zuko #sokka #this is so low quality it’s not even funny

[embarasseddragon234]

Even More: Fambily™ (mostly)

Part: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13

#lmk #lego monkie kid #incorrect Monkie Kid #incorrect quotes #the consequences one technically fits book Wukong more than Lego Wukong #but its still funny #husband does NOT get free pass to netflix #not until he pays his tab that is #Mei saw Tang listed as parasite and was like #lol me too! #and changed it

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[skitskatdacat63]

"The Boy With The Thorn in His Side"(x) - The Smiths × 2023 Strollonso moments + pundits' reactions

#baby's first web weave please be kind #frankly i could make a giant masterpost on my opinions on which Smiths songs fit which drivers/ships #i like their music a very healthy amount and I don't spend countless hours daydreaming to it...no.... #but this particular song has been haunting me bcs i think it fits them super well!! #with their relationship dynamics and then the way everyone doubts their relationship #though its been hilarious watching the f1tv commentators kind of resign themselves to 'ah well ig this is what AMR/Fernando is like now' #went from being confused and shocked at their on track comradery to just accepting it for what it is #now theyre like 'ah yes lance dutifully lets fernando pass' compared to the previous ouright disbelief and denial #yeah thats right...theyre in love...what are you gonna do about it... #i think one day itd be fun to make a vid comp of all the times the commentators were ?????? at strollonso's lovey doveyness it is fun TO ME #it was really funny to look through shitty articles for negative comments #but the funniest part is that istg all of the articles just quote this one singular man who is hellbent on being a hater #i am in your walls peter windsor. #i think its silly when they bring in 'f1 experts' for their opinions ona drivers motivations and mindset #they act like such armchair psychologists like bruh your degree is probably engineering or journalism calm down!! #hehehe anyways happy with this!! i wrote it out on paper like a whole ass essay draft to brainstorm what to put #and then i scrolled thru the draft while listening to the song and im just EEEEEEE IT FITSSSSSSS #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #lance stroll #fernando alonso #fa14 #ls18 #1418 #1814 #strollonso #alonstroll #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[aiden-bevelle]

Madam Kogawa: I'm pulling you over because you were trying to fit five people on a broomstick.

MC with Sebastian, Ominis, Poppy and Natty: Wait five?!

Madam Kogawa: Yes. You, Mr. Sallow-

Sebastian: AMIT AND GARRETH BLOODY FELL OFF?!

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes #poppy sweeting #natsai onai #garreth weasley #amit thakkar #idc if it doesnt make sense for 7 ppl to fit on a single broom its funny in my head #chiyo kogawa

[qmabailor]

Traveler/You: I really like a man who is environmentally aware.

Itto: *trying his best* There's a cloud! :D

#genshin impact #arataki itto #gi incorrect quotes #itto x reader #itto x traveler #this is from a meme i read about and i cannot for the life of me find it to credit that person #im so sorry but i found this funny enough that i had to input a character i fwlt it fit the most

[saturncodedstarlette]

Soap : What the fuck?! I thought you were a healer?!

Medic!Y/N, with blood dripping all over them & a gun in hand : What can I say, I had a rebellious phase.

#Cod #Call of duty #Call of duty incorrect quotes #Call of duty x reader #Cod Soap #John Mctavish #John Soap Mctavish #Cod Soap x you #Cod Soap x reader #John Mctavish x you #John Mctavish x reader #John Mctavish x oc #Original : write-it-motherfuckers #Original : Tumblr #That’d be funny tho #It really fits the | I’m a healer but with a gun meme