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mlintschinger · 6 months
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So I drew this as my frustrated fan fiction for a proper Space Jam: A mocumentary of cartoon characters forced to make a movie they don't like.
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amostexcellentblog · 2 years
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Every Judy Movie-#32
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Way, way back in High School I set out to watch every single one of Judy Garland’s movies. Several I’ve rewatched many times since, others I had no desire to see again. Now, in honor of the centennial of her birth, I thought I’d do something with this knowledge and make a quick write up of my thoughts on all of them...
Title: Gay Purr-ee
Release Year: 1962
Plot Summary: Garland’s only animated film. Farm cat Mewsette (Garland) moves to Paris in search of the high life while her love interest Jaune Tom (Robert Goulet) followers her to win her back. In Paris, villainous Meowrice (Paul Frees) tricks Mewsette, training her in culture and etiquette so he can ship her to Pittsburgh as the bride of a wealthy American cat. Will Jaune Tom get there in time to save her?
Thoughts: Non-Disney American animated films from this era were rare, and usually of a much lower quality than what Walt and his team were turning out. This movie isn’t on the same level as the Mouse, but its still an enjoyable watch in its own right. That might be due to animation legend Chuck Jones working on the film with his wife, Dorothy Webster Jones. (He was technically still under exclusive contract to Warner Bros. and when the studio discovered he was moonlighting they fired him.) A sequence where the animators spoof the styles of several famous painters of the Belle Époque era (under the guise of portraits of Mewsette) is a particular highlight.
Garland’s presence is notable as at the time it was still unusual for major stars to take voice over roles. I can’t find a reliable source as to why she agreed to do it. Her career at the time was actually on an upswing, she’d been nominated for an Oscar for her role in Judgment at Nuremberg and had recorded her iconic Judy at Carnegie Hall album. It’s possible she just found voice-over work less stressful than having to appear before a camera. Regardless, she gave a committed performance, even attempting a French accent. She also sings several new songs by Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg, the team responsible for the songs in The Wizard of Oz, brought on at her request. The result is an unusually strong soundtrack for a children’s movie of the era.
Can Be Enjoyed By: Diehard Fans Only | Casual Fans/Fans of Musicals (or Animation) in General | Essential Viewing for Everyone
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dylanrosales25 · 6 months
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whyamihereat4am · 7 months
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more people should ship both one-sided fukufuku and fukumori at the same time. it would be very funny i think. fukuzawa has two hands, but neither of these freaks are getting to hold them thank you very much,
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thegreatcrowdragon · 1 month
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No heterosexual explanation for this
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ellydrawsstuff · 20 days
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Simple fashion girlfriends~
Bonus:
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fivedayriot · 6 months
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"Back off, shes MINE"
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keepersofmyheart · 9 months
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Rolo-Ritz sandwiches
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Yummy !
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tippenfunkaport · 3 months
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That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.
Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."
The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.
And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?
#love how they manipulated people into spreading that post by making it seem like a cishet vs gay thing#when the real message is OP thinks trying to sell your writing is cringe and 'weird' and 'normal people' with jobs would never#which would of course never have flown on the fandom website#so they played into the queer shipping is purer than cishet shipping puriteen thing#and it worked!#because my god people are gullible#this is the direct pipeline that leads to AI thievery#''normal' people write for the joy of it anyway so why do you need pay? you are just greedy and 'weird'!'#'oh no this isn't about who we get to call cringe and who gets to profit from art it's about um...#(quick what's a hated m/f ship?).. oh uh 'shitty' REYLO#and not our super pure uh... (spirk is still popular right? lets throw in that avengers one too to make it seem timely) stucky!'#I'm sorry if I have no sense of humor about this but the year is 2024 and people are still way too ready to sneer#about writers trying to earn a fucking living in the shittiest timeline#and i need you to look deep into yourself and ask you why it's so important to you to tell yourself that only people writing what you like#are 'normal' with real jobs and to vilify everyone else as 'weird' and 'shitty'#for trying to make an income during a financial fucking crisis#i would say sorry for ranting about this but I'm not sorry because wtf#write whatever you want#publish whatever you want#there is no moral fucking purity in what the content is#and one thing certainly doesn't make you more 'weird' or 'normal' than the other#like there is soooo much shitty mlm that started as fanfic???#that post is 100% OP made up some guys to get mad about and called them relyos for the clicks#writing#publishing#writblr#writeblr#i wasn't going to tag this anything but you know what fuck it I'm mad#i had like 5 more tags but tumblr cut me off which is fair 😅#fan fiction
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cherrybomblast · 25 days
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thinking about a homophobic gay jock giving nerdy loser reader brain 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
love ur ideas KEEP EM COMING BB 😫 (just now saw the simon ask im cumming expect that one soon babe)
tw// dumb smut, f slur, internalized homophobia
(sorry this is terrible i am barely coherent as i write this.)
oh lord homophobic gay jock where do i begin.
homophobic gay jock who's more eager to suck you off than you'd think. giving you puppy dog eyes at a party, then quickly dragging you off to the bathroom when his dumb friends are occupied. his hands on you as soon as the lock clicks, dipping under your shirt and fumbling against your jeans.
"easy, boy.." you groan out against his lips, but the fucker is thirsty. poor boy has to keep up his little facade around all his jock friends, mocking you and your friends in public. but now look who he's on his knees for.
"just- just- please... you know i need this." he says as he lowers himself to the floor, hands coming to his thighs eagerly waiting for instruction.
"yeah? need what, baby?" you swipe your thumb across his pouty lips. "thought i was a faggot, huh? 'nt that what you and your friends said the other day?"
"didn't- didn't mean it. please, you know it he- helps me. i need it, in m' mouth."
hehehe n he's so pathetic, biting his lip, that you can't help but give in and unbuckle your belt, the clinking sounds of the metal not helping his aching cock.
as soon as you pull your length out, his mouth instinctively opens- but he doesn't dare to touch you until you give him the okay.
"y' gonna suck me good and hard, yeah?" you tease as you slap your tip on his lips. he flushes and his face gets hot, and he lets out a quiet "yes, sir."
but he gets so embarrassed when you're mean to him while he's sucking you.
"hey, what would all those- fuck, those dumb jock friends of yours think if they saw this now, huh? what would they think, baby?" he lets out a muffled whine, lips around the base of your cock.
"i wonder who'd- oh my god, who'd they call faggot from now on. seeing their big, strong captain on the bathroom floor, sucking dick like a whore."
you can see your words take effect as he lets out high pitched moans, and starts to rub his thighs together more.
"what if i took a picture right now for them, huh? 'n sent it to that little group chat of yours. i bet you'd like that, right, slut?" he has no room to protest, with tears running down his face from your cock hitting the back of his throat.
by the end of the night he has a mouthful of cum, and you have a new wallpaper !! ^_^
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5555-2368 · 20 days
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Ough. I love them so much. OughH.
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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year
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wolfstar is the kind of couple who naps together and calls it a date
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salthien · 3 months
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gay bugs! as promised!
touch starved vessel gets to be impatient and politely request affection when they crave it. i don't think quirrel would mind much.
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omgjolras · 3 months
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i think that Grantaire being canonically attracted to men can hardly be disputed because he's very explicit in his attraction and love for Enjolras, to the point where i hardly ever see anyone deny this (even outside of the fandom i mean), but i do think that it's actually very very clear we're meant to interpret Enjolras as homosexual?
of course it has always been interesting to me how Victor Hugo chose to introduce Enjolras as a wild Antinous (emperor Hadrian's gay lover), only to tell us a few lines later tells us he wasn't aware that there was a being on earth called woman and like, yeah i guess that's pretty gay but there's still some space for debate. how on earth are we supposed to interpret the following sentence though
"Evadne's bare bosom would have moved him no more than Aristogeiton; to him, as to Harmodius, flowers were good only for hiding the sword"
so in his first introduction, like in the same fucking PARAGRAPH he's compared to not one, not two but THREE different gay men, and one of those comparisons is there to explicitly say that he wouldn't care if a woman showed her tits to him. it's an INSISTENT analogy that only gets stronger when we get to grantaire's part, with them being pretty much two sides of the same coin, getting compared to even MORE gay men
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luvielolol · 1 month
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“ It’s been painful all this time , hasn’t it ? “
“ You’ve gone through so much . “
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barbiepappa · 8 months
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Arthur "what in the goddamn" Morgan
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