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ellastone-olsen · 5 months

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Would it be possible if you could do a g!p wandanat x female reader with sex pollen?? Its okay if you cant, just an idea if you have nothing else to write🫣🤭

Blue glow - WandaNat

DO NOT COPY ANY OF MY WORKS. MINORS DNI 18+ ONLY

Summary: Curiosity and alien flowers work wonders.

Pairing: G!PWandaNat × fem!R

Warnings:NSWF,SMUT SMUT SMUT, handjob, blowjob, breeding kink, threesome, cockwarming, dirty talk, after care

DISCLAIMER: ENGLISH ISN’T MY FIRST LANGUAGE SORRY FOR GRAMMAR OR SPELLING MISTAKES

Word count: 1.7k

AN: hi anon! I’m glad to see my first request thank you! honestly, until that moment I didn’t know what sex pollen is and I had to turn to google lmao

"What is that?." You asked looking at the strange plant in the pot. "Have you decided to take up gardening? Tony, I thought you weren't old enough to act like my grandma." You stop laughing when the man looks at you sternly, apparently not appreciating the jokes about his age. “This, by the way, is a plant unknown to science (at least on Earth), which I personally grew from seeds strictly for research and not what you just said.” “Okay let’s say it’s like this, let me take a closer does it smell like something?” You also kept a couple of cacti in your room at the Avengers headquarters, which recently bloomed by the way. As soon as you stood up and approached to the pot, a man blocked your way. “Are you crazy, what did I just say? Don’t touch this thing, I don’t know if it’s poisonous or not.” You looked at him sternly and muttered under your breath so that he could also hear, “You said not to touch, not to smell.” The attempt failed.

late Friday evening. Everyone went to their rooms or left the headquarters altogether. There was silence everywhere, only the sounds of Wanda’s steps were heard somewhere in the corridor. The woman had almost reached her destination when she saw some kind of blue glow in the darkness, “What the fuck...”. She came closer and examined some kind of plant that vaguely resembled a flycatcher, but with more spherical “traps.” Then she suddenly remembered...

“Y/N, Natasha, come here let’s hurry up. Y/N, you told me about something in Tony’s office. Check it out, Natasha take a look too.” Apparently the witch was very impressed by the flower, because she excitedly pulled both of you by the hands towards the light source. And where did she get this passion for flora…

“Wanda, we were already getting ready to go to bed, what did you see there?” Nat suddenly fell silent, looking at the strange light. “Did you seriously drag me out of bed for this succulent or what is this?!” She clearly did not share the witch's interest. “Oh, you’re right, this is the flower I told you about. Tony takes such good care of it, and apparently it’s...bloomed? Let’s take a closer and look, it’s cool,” Nat rolled her eyes but followed you two. You raised your face to the flower, wanting to look at it, when suddenly... the ball of the bud opened releasing pollen into the air, apparently from which the light came.

There is absolutely everything around in this stuff, you can hear Natasha’s exclamations: “Don’t breathe in this, it can be poisonous. Damn it, I told you not to come here.” The three of you cough, covering your faces, and go out into the corridor, shaking yourself and each other from the remaining dust. “Now you make me need to take a shower again.” The woman grumbles something else while Wanda calms her down, you also want to answer, but suddenly this feeling comes.

If there was a mirror in front of you right now, you could appreciate how quickly your pupils are dilating, as if you were a drug addict on a high (technically you were), beads of sweat are rolling off your forehead and this pulsation between your legs is as if you were given a dose of an aphrodisiac multiplied by five times. Oh no this is definitely not normal, you need to tell Wanda and Natasha what is happening apparently because of this cute glowing flower. While you were in your thoughts you didn't notice how the swearing died down and both women also noticed the changes.

When you turned your head, you saw two women looking at you with hunger and tents in their pants. Your mouth watered at the sight of the obvious bulge on both of your girlfriends and you impatiently walked over to Wanda, clinging to her like a lifeline. "Oh God, I don't know what it is, but I need you both so bad." Natasha came up from behind, pressing her rock-hard dick to your ass, her arms wrapped around your waist and the redhead’s whisper was heard in your ear. "Oh don't worry baby you'll get what you want.Damn I'm going to die if I don't fill your pretty pussy at least twice. What do you think Wanda?"

You feel the soft material of the sheets as they throw you on the bed, watching as they take off their clothes and look at you as if you were their prey. Your own panties are already hopelessly ruined, lub flows down your thighs at the sight of your girlfriends.

You quickly take of your clothes after which Nat takes you in her arms, pressing a kiss on your lips, you feel her cock poking into your stomach and dripping with pre-cum. Wanda, meanwhile stands behind stroking her length at this spectacle. "Mmm..Nat please." You rock your hips to rub against her cock, but you are suddenly pulled to your feet and forced to your knees.

"No no, first you're going to take every inch of my dick into your mouth, baby." The tip of her cock pressed against your lips and you obediently open your mouth and shake your head along entire length. Wanda can’t just watch anymore and comes up to you, takes your hand and places it on her pulsating length. "Come on baby, jerk off Wanda you can't leave either of us needy. Damn Wanda her mouth feels so good around me. That's such a good cocksucker." You move your hand and rub your thumb over Wanda's sensitive red tip as she begins to rock into your hand. Tears well up in your eyes when Natasha grabs your hair and shuts your mouth. Wanda helps you jerk her off and grins, “What is it baby girl? Is Nat’s dick too big for you? You’re so beautiful, now I want to cum all over your face.”

Natasha began to shamelessly fuck your mouth, running after her orgasm, the head of her dick hitting the back wall of your throat every time. "That's itmbaby, I'm going to cum in your beautiful fucking mouth and you'll swallow every drop. Wanda, are you close? Cum with me." Your hand was thrown away so that Wanda could jerk herself off, cumming all over your face, ropes of Natasha's cum hit your throat and you breathed through your nose as you swallowed every drop as you were told.

You took a deep breath as the redhead pulled out of your mouth and wiped Wanda's release off your face. When you were lifted from the floor, a small puddle of your arousal remained on it, your legs did not obey and your knees were red. You were already dripping and the pitiful whining and pleas left your mouth without hindrance. “Please it hurts so much, I need you to fuck me so bad.”

"What do you think Wanda, I think she deserves to have you fill her pussy." The witch got off with a simple nod as her two strong hands forced you onto all fours on the bed, allowing her to position herself behind you so she could start pounding into you without warning. "God Nat, her pussy was made for my cock, so greedy and tight. You need to see how well she takes me." Nat, meanwhile, spat on her hand for extra lub and stroked her red sensitive tip, appreciating how good the two of you looked. The long-awaited feeling of filling and Wanda’s quick thrusts drove you crazy, you put your hand under you, stimulating your swollen clit. "Yes yes thank you thank you so good fuck I'm gonna cum can I cum?" You know that with the tip of Wanda’s cock deliciously hitting that nice spot inside you, you wouldn’t last long, and having received approval, a minute later the orgasm hit you with incredible force. "Oh yes Y/N you squeeze my cock so well. Oh my God, cum for me like that, cum all over my length." The witch praised you.

You were turned over again and your back touched the cool sheets. Wanda pounding into you hearing a cute whine from your mouth, "Too sensitive. It's too much." "Oh baby girl you can take it. I need to filled this tight pussy so badly. You want my cum inside don't you? Do you love this cock?" "Yes yes I love so fucking much!". Natasha continued to jerk herself off when a cute little idea popped into her head that she only bothered to tell the witch about. The women looked at each other and Wanda nodded in approval of the plan.

The witch's thrusts became faster and she exploded, releasing her load inside you. “Oh yeah baby fuck take all my cum!” The feeling of fullness and how good it was, was the only thing you could think about. Wanda, meanwhile, pulled out of you, giving way to the redhead. Natasha turned you around, taking you by the hips and jerking off her cock, she stuck only the tip inside you, filling you even more. "Oh fuck fuck I'm so full fuck Natasha!" “That’s it my little greedy girl, I know you love it when I fill you up .” The only sounds in the room were heavy sighs and Nat's little whining as she pulled out and looked at the beautiful picture in front of her.

You were lying on your shared bed, Wanda took napkins from the nightstand and carefully wiped all the liquids from your thighs, kissing you and telling you how good you are and how much she loves you. When the witch finished, Natasha threw a robe over your naked body, picked you up, kissing your cheeks and carried you to the bathroom so they could both take care of you the way you truly deserve.

Sitting in a hot bubble bath, you asked, “How do we tell Tony about the pollen effect of his science experiment?”

#natasha x reader #wanda fanfic #wanda maximoff x reader #wandanat #wanda maximoff imagine #natasha romanoff #natasha x you #wanda x you #wandanat x reader #natasha x y/n #natasha romanoff x reader

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sagigirlie · 10 months

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Astro observations pt.6

Venus-Jupiter Can be pretty Lucky, attracts wealth, positive and socially magnetic, usually well liked, charismatic. can be promiscuous as they like to try and experience and love to be loved, good sense of humor, adventures, loves food and the good things in life. can be addicted/obsess or overdo things that make them feel good like food, sex, shopping, partying and drinking/ doing drugs.

Venus-Neptune- very dreamy . Likely to have a crush on tv/movie characters. Very giving in love. Be Careful not to be taken advantage of bc of that.

Virgo placements- super professionals. Great workers. Good work ethic. workaholics. Somehow always gives fox-like look or the ones to look like an animal the most for some reason haha

It’s true, cancer placements (especially sun moon & ascendant) in girls gives round big boobs lol. I noticed cancer sun/moon/rising females also tend to have skinnier (& sometimes longer) legs & wider stomach with big boobs and roundish face or fuller cheeks. *(note: I’ve noticed if cancer females don’t have beautiful round boobs they’ll have very small boobs. No in-between- no shade here though haha)

Cancer placements in men are usually tender, cute & sweet and have a vulnerability about them that provokes the mom instincts in female lmao. Might want u to mommy them. But don’t get them mad cause they might not be as innocent as they may look. Likes more feminine girls in looks & behavior. Also they’ll usually be good at handling ur emotions and make u feel accepted & understood. Might like more emotionally complexed partners. Can be attracted to deepness & vulnerability as well.

Aquarius sun man and capricorn sun females will likely attract each other but not workout in the long haul. Marriage will be harder to manage for these two for some reason from what I’ve seen. I think it’s cause Aquarius are more flighty and living in their own world and fantasies, they might even be delusional at times as their more idealistic and are not the most manly as the Capricorn female looks for a more hard working grounded stable and realistic man for most.

Virgo females can be serous bullies & mean girls when they want. There. I said it. (Although they might look innocent).

Leo-cancer influence in a chart can make you want lots of attention and especially emotional attention & they are the more likely to use manipulation and deceit to get what they want. Leo-libra are more likely to want physical attention (also about their looks). they’ll do it mostly by trying to look fire lol.

Aries moon females are psychotic u can’t tell me otherwise lol. Talked about it before but they can be very very selfish, jealous and paranoid and/or self absorbed. Seen it time after time. Can have a very bad tamper and be rude and impulsive when upset or when something doesn’t go the way they want. Can be bossy & demanding. Can literally black out when mad. They can’t control it.

Pisces females might have a thing with girls tryna steal their man ? Not sure but seen it a few times. Or they’ll try to steal your man. Especially Pisces & Aries influence in a chart together. They can be attracted to unavailable or taken man. Seen it happen a lot. Careful cause some of them won’t stop at a red light. They can go after your man still. Maybe it’s hot to them ? Or makes them feel better about themselves especially with the competitive Aries influence and the unavailability that Pisces can be attracted to.

Aquarius mars can really be attracted (sexually or not) to individualism and uniqueness in people. More than looks that’s what will drive them to u. Just watched drake say that and he’s an Aqua mars (like me). The more real and different u are the better (but not too crazy lol). You need to pop outta the crowd for them to notice u more. They can like cool calm & collected people that have a cynical/clever or different sense of humor. The ones that won’t necessarily try to shine (unlike Leo’s- the opposite of aqua). Maybe even the more loner type vibes. Sexy mysterious guy/girl in the corner that sticks out without trying. They themselves can be that person too haha. love funny & intelligent people that can hold a conversation.

I feel like Aquarius & scorpio in a chart can give vampire vibes to a person (maybe looks or energy). Also they might like all that vampire shit like twilight or vampire diaries haha (me lmao). (Also Ian somerholder has that combo)

Capricorn venus can be very insecure. They need to learn to love and accept themselves truly. Stop self-sabotaging urself and/or ur relationships.

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weebsinstash · 5 months

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My Valentino thirst is killing me. I must quench!!!

Combining these two asks so I can babble about both of em at the same time lmao, this is kind of just different ideas all smashed around lol

ALSO CAN I JUST SAY THE ABSOLUTE NERVE OF SHOWING VAL IN THE NEWEST TRAILER BUT NOT HAVING HIM SPEAK 😩 but we can hear Vox so I guess that's something?

- first off, ok, let's just get this out right now: the newest episodes of helluva boss showed that Ozzie can shift his height, THEREFORE THIS MAN IS A SWITCH AND HE'D BE DELIGHTED IF YOU EVER TOPPED HIM SEND POST

Like seriously that's obviously how he can manage to have sex with Fizz despite their extreme height difference, meanwhile, do you guys ever think about the huge height discrepancy between Angel and Valentino in like...., ok. There's literally one specific thing that's been in my head for ages as a "how did that even work or was that just for visual effect". The Addict music video had that shot of Valentino like, you know, behind Angel, but. Like. Angel wouldn't be tall enough to just be bent over even if Val practically bent himself in half, right? Unless I'm remembering Val a lot larger than he actually is, I'm pretty sure angel is over 6ft and Val is like. 10-12 or something?

-Anyways So, saying all that, I think sex with Valentino in general involves him having you set you up onto things like counters or desks or stools or makeup vanities, you get the point. Your standing height is basically like. His waist. And yeah he'd probably be gross about that

-could you EVEN Fucking Imagine I mean it like seriously actually the grossness of it, standing near this nasty motherfucker and you can tell he's bricked up and maybe he's even like deliberately talking to you and shit knowing you're like, you know, in proximity to your boss' absolute rager that you're dying to not look at and he's just, SOAKING in your humiliation and secondhand embarrassment

-I just feel like 99% of interactions with yandere Valentino are him thinking it's cute/funny/sexy/entertaining to fuck with you. Make you embarrassed, make you drunk, make you cry, horny, whatever. He's either fucking with you, wanting TO fuck you, or wanting attention from you. But I've also been thinking about like, what are some more darker things he could do

-partially inspired by myself but do you guys hate people who turn off read receipts and stuff. Imagine the whole "Val gifts you a phone" scenario and then he starts setting the standards of what he actually wants you to do with it, like always having your read receipts on, always answer his texts within a REALLY short amount of time, don't ignore his calls (do you think he'd give you a phone that literally can't ignore his calls like Mammon did to Fizz because like I'm sure that was a throw away gag but, lowkey hot)

Imagine you're just getting to know Val, maybe even a sort of, situationship with him, and he sends you a text, just something super innocuous. I'm talking something like "don't forget you have a shift tonight" or "limos broken down, leaving for the club later than usual", like, something that doesn't outright require some sort of immediate reply, and you hop in the shower and you come back to like a text bomb and 12 missed calls, like obsessive drug addict alcoholic rage escalation from "you there?" "answer bitch" "pick up the goddamn phone" "you better be kidnapped, beaten, or dead right now"

Imagine hopping out of the shower and you had your phone open in the other room and you exit the bathroom in a towel and he's sitting there on your bed and your entire room's been trashed like shits BROKEN and he's, got a cigarette lit and his arms are crossed and he's got your phone in one of his hands , he can clearly see you were in the shower, and instead of apologizing for like going absolutely manic, he just, either, gets gross about how you're wearing a towel and how you got him so worked up and you need to make it up to him, or, he just basically whines that you should've just waited until he was done talking to you to shower

-Val's a yandere who will give you something, break it in a rage to punish you or when he's feeling hurt or betrayed by you, and then replace it with something nicer and more expensive. But then he'll also break things he didn't give you to try and replace everything you own with things he's provided and you'll hate those things, they aren't sentimental to you and maybe not even to your tastes. Oh what's that, you made a new friend? You guys want to Lu Lu Land and he got you a shitty little ring from a carnival game and it's sentimental and important to you? That's cool, don't mind Valentino ruining it or throwing it away the second you take it off and "consoling you" in your grief of "losing it" by getting you a ring from HIM

-genuinely I could see him being one of those guys where if he somehow did manage to pull off enough bullshit to convince you to date him and he's not a total freak, he'd pull some shit like that and then you realize what a huge mistake you've made. he's trying to backpedal and make it up to you but, you've seen his true colors now, and maybe he actually broke something that was really special to you and you really liked him for

-I just don't know how anyone would, realistically, be able to resist Asmodeus in a scenario where he offers you safe harbor from Valentino. A new place to stay rent free? He'd help get you food and clothes and whatever you need? Val would have you so terrorized that, unless you basically had, uh, an unhealthy attachment to him, or insecurity issues, you wouldn't even consider staying with Val over your new "friend". Ozzie is Mr Steal Yo Girl

- i was kinda thinking "how would a yandere Ozzie hypothetically get sex out of you in a scenario where he wants consent" and I feel like he'd just kinda, lovebomb you and maybe manipulate you a little bit and maybe have some blurred ethics on how drunk or high he thinks you're allowed to be while it's still in his definition of consensual. Yeah you said yes to sex with him but you'd taken molly and had some drinks!

Godddd would it be considered gaslighting if, afterwards when you're feeling like embarrassed and regretful, because maybe he's a good friend and you feel it's ruined now, he fakes how remorseful he feels with intentions to, in turn, emotionally manipulate you into thinking he's not as creepy as he actually is. Like, oh gosh, he just seems SO upset over this, can't you let him make it up to you 🥺

- also like. Uh. Having the ol "i liked you as a friend but I was vulnerable and I'm really embarrassed i slept with you even if I liked you so I can't talk to you right now or maybe ever again" reaction with Ozzie would uh. Not work??? It'd be bad??? Like imagine if nothing else you kind of ghost him because you're really embarrassed and insecure and he's like freaking out you were fucking kidnapped or something or WORSE, meanwhile he finds out, like. You're just really embarrassed he saw you naked and couldn't face him and he'd think that's SO CUTE YOU HAVE NO IDEA 🥺❤️

-Ozzie is obviously sex positive and I think you getting flustered and horny and embarrassed would be like his cookies and cream. Even if you have no experience he doesn't mind and he loves to teach you all kinda of things or even just talk about, naughty stuff with you. Imagine he's just like reading a book across the room and suddenly he looks over to you, "hey have you ever had anyone tie you up before? Just curious uwu"

- on the flip side I feel like Valentino needles in at all your insecurities amd with a chubby Readet he'd definitely flip flop between treating you nicely and then mocking you in front of other people. Like, a "good" yandere Val would get incredibly defensive of you as much as he would himself, but one on the meaner end of the spectrum would actively neg you and knock down your self esteem so that it feel really, REALLY good when he finally praises you and flirts with you

-I just picture you offhandedly telling Asmodeus some of the stuff that's happened between you and Val and Ozzies just sitting there, "baby can I be real with you? This guy wants to fuck you so bad he makes himself look stupid" and it's Ozzie's "feedback" that makes you kind of lose your temper with Val one day and, yeah you just deadass repeat some shit like "you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" and Val is just AGHAST like where did this ATTITUDE come from. And I picture you kinda get into it, like he kinda sputters a bit but is clearly pissed at you and he gives some like, threat that in full context makes you realize he really DOES have some kind of thing to you. Like it's weird that a THREAT could convey that, he just says some shit like "you better stop running your mouth before I take a paddle to that fat ass of yours" but it's also like, if you're taking potshots at his self esteem and getting personal digs, it's really kind of being let off that he just makes threats and doesn't, like, do something right then and there

You just take a shot of the rest of his drink, "yeah you would like to spank me wouldn't you 😘 you're always commenting on my ass all the time, you don't have to be embarrassed if you like to look" and maybe you like sneak some backhanded compliment in there, before being like, covering your tracks, or sarcastically being like, "ok Daddy love you too 🥰" and giving him a peck on the cheek like really being cheeky with it before you fuck off to another part of the club and then later on when you've sobered up and the Oh Shit What The Fuck Did I Do stage kicks in, you eventually have to give him a refill or something and he's like, oddly silent while you're like a shrinking violet, all bravado just GONE, and at the end of your shift he like, actually beckons you closer and you think you're being punished and he just. Smirks and crosses his legs, "don't get too cocky with me, k sweetie?" and just silently threatening you, but, also, shoving a larger than usual tip directly under the waistband of your pants.

I've also thought about that as well? Like Val shoving tips in your clothes, like in your bra or even in your panties/boxers/whatever as like, a double-sided threat/reward/threatening flirting. You mouth off and tease him about him being thirsty for you and later on he's practically got an entire hand in your bra to leave some 5s there and deliberately grazing your nipples the entire time (swear to God if he pinched I thought I'd go aggressive crazy on his ass)

-but Val saying some shit like you're too gross to be a hooker or a porn star and that's why you just wait tables and later on down the line you've ditched him and you're modeling or shooting like female oriented porn down on the Lust Ring. Lmaoooo Valentino trying to neg you and 6 months later he's being cucked and hating himself as he's cranking it to like softcore porn of a maintenance guy being super nice and respectful to you after making some repairs around your house before eating your pussy and then. Straight up leaving. Vals just over here "why am I even-- this isn't even hot" as he beats his shmeat because he wants to see someone "Break My Choker" you and you just, you didn't even suck the guy off he just rocked up with some tongue action and left like You're Living Your Best Life, Angel Dust is over here like "goddamn I wish I could get paid to just have someone go down on me and leave 😭"

-Ozzie's over here having like safe sex meetings before the porn shoots and making sure everyone is in the right headspace and feeling OK and meanwhile up in Pride you've got shit where like, one of Vals pornstars didn't show and when you briefly enter the set to bring him a lemonade he makes a split second decision to have you restrained and have a train ran on you because he'd rather psychologically scar you then come out of this failed filming session empty handed with wasted money

-I just have this visual of, you're not anything "with" Valentino or Ozzie and, maybe they've encouraged you to be more sexually free, but then you actually start being more adventurous and they're like "oh you know what? Thanks i Extremely Hate this Actually". You're sitting on the couch at the club next to one of them and your phone buzzes and you're answering it, getting kind of flirty sorh whomever is on the other line as your cohort gets more and more jealous, and then you're randomly dropping, "so hey not to be horny but what are you doing tonight? I could use me a deep dick pizza with an extra helping of cuddles afterward" and Val/Ozzie is just, SPITTING HIS DRINK

-like you go from sitting in Vals limo or sitting next to him and he's constantly shamelessly watching like nudes or porn or snaps on his phone right next to you and you're forced to endure that, and one day YOUR earbuds aren't connected properly and Val gets blasted with 5 seconds of something like a male or female or whomever, someone who isnt you, "ugh god I love the taste of you 😩❤️" and he's, the attention is ON, eyes on you IMMEDIATELY, just, "what the fuck was that???"

Imagine you're straight up looking up D/P pics on your phone and suddenly you sense a presence and he's like. You've got Valentino's massive form leaning practically from one end of the couch to the other to look at your phone from over your shoulder/above you. The notoriously narcissistic attention seeking loudmouth drunk just, having been silently whisper quiet watching you for who knows how long, you're not sure if he can even read or see what's going on bit he definitely sees the picture

Goddd can you even think of it, he finds out you're fucking around with someone because he snatches your phone out of your hand as like, a tease, because he saw you looking at dick pics and he's all "oooo, giiiiiirl what have you got HERE", but then he starts going through your entire gallery and all your messages and the smile is wiped off his face. Imagine the like. 30 second pipeline of "teasing you, snatching your phone as a joke, going through your phone, immediately chucking your phone directly at the floor"

Ozzie thinks you're fucking GHOSTING HIM and he's getting PANIC ATTACKS over here because, you know, you make his heart do the flippy thing, meanwhile it's like, nah, Valentino has just shifted into Ultra Possessive "Someone Touched My Shit" Mode and you literally aren't allowed to have a phone or so much as be alone anymore amd the next time Asmodeus is seeing you, it's on Sinstagram, being made to hang off Valentino as he had the picture captioned something about, "some of his bitches he just doesn't like to share"

#yandere hazbin hotel #yandere helluva boss #yandere x reader

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nightwolf14292 · 2 months

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Some of my Thoughts About Batman: The Animated Series as Someone Who Knows Very Little About Batman Lore (PART 1)

(This is just the first three episodes because it's late and I'm tired and I'd like to go to bed now lol)

•Bangin intro has me very hyped

•Police blimps

•"No one is taking a vigilante force onto my streets." Commissioner Gordon.. Wtf do you think Batman is-? Do you know who Batman is at this point in the series?

•Gotham citizens have a hard time telling the difference between an emo and an actual anthropomorphic bat despite the fact that they look nothing alike

•ALFRED IS HERE AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY BECAUSE HE'S REALLY COOL •HE'S A SARCASTIC KING AND I LOVE HIM •We have the same sense of humor frfr

•Batman really likes using smoke bombs

•From reading the episode descriptions, and from watching this first episode, it seems like a lot of these villains are just drug addicts- •Drug addicts who really like bats, in this case

•The anthropomorphic bat was a doctor's fursona all along •There's a ridiculous amount of furries in Gotham

•They really like breaking windows. This is only the first episode and like.. Three windows have been broken already

•Christmas tree rockets

•ROBIN SPOTTED •WHICH ROBIN IS THIS •I KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF 'EM •Whichever Robin it is has sass, but I think all of them do •"Well ba-humbug to you too 😒" - Robin •THEY'RE WATCHING MOVIES AND EATING DINNER TOGETHER ON CHRISTMAS THIS IS A CUTE FAMILY MOMENT ASJSHAHSJAK •Unfortunately the Joker is here to mess that up tho T-T

•"Looks like I'll have to teach daddy some manners.." Uhhh, Joker..? 💀

•Look at this lovely father & son Christmas bonding, saving people and getting shot at with canons 💕

•I feel like the Joker having turrets shaped like him is really on brand somehow, despite knowing little to nothing about the Joker's said brand

•BETTY BOOP? •BETTY BOOP IS GOING TO MURDER US ALL

•Batman just has a freaking baseball bat 😭🖐 •"They don't call you Bat-man for nothing! 😀" - Robin

•According to the five minutes of research I just did, I think this Robin is Dick Grayson which is, according to the longer then five minutes of research I did last night, the OG (AKA the first) Robin.. So before Bruce's orphan addiction fully formed, I suppose?

•What did Bruce do to you, doctor guy- •This doctor is, like, really passive aggressive ;-; •Also kind of rude of him to just spout nonsense about Bruce's father and Bruce's father's death as if that wasn't an incredibly traumatizing experience for Bruce lmao •BRUCE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO BE DEPRESSED ABOUT IT BECAUSE SCARECROW IS HERE AND HE HAS A GUN- •The villains in this series are kinda obsessed with guns just as much as they're obsessed with drugs

•So Scarecrow takes the "Scare" part of his name literally and makes people hallucinate their fears? •Damn Bruce, dealing with some trauma right now?? 😭😭 I feel like a lot of characters with parent problems (whether those parents are dead or not) have visions and dreams of their parents being like "you suck lmao" to them

•Commissioner Gordon does, in fact know who Batman is right now, so wtf was he talking about earlier with the whole "no vigilantes" thing -_-

•yeah I'd probably call someone a lunatic if they kidnapped people and performed human experimentation too, scarecrow

•Guys I think Bruce needs to go to therapy (again? Has he already been before?) because he's having- like- a panic attack over this Scarecrow guy and his parents and all that.. •I mean my mans hands are SHAKING and his visions going all blurry •YEAH YOU TELL HIM ALFRED, GIVE HIM THOSE POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS AND FEED HIM SOUP ALL RIGHT

•Bruce literally can not catch a break in this episode he went from having panic attacks because of the fear toxin to just.. Getting beat up by random, also fear gassed people 😔

•They like blimps a lot

•Just broke another window

•Tiny plane that looks like it's made out of cardboard

•They also like explosions a lot

•Why's this Jonathan Crane guy so scared of bats •He also has elf ears lol

•Thomas and Martha Wayne? Bruce's parents names acquired

•(This version of)Bruce looks stupid in sunglasses

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latimeria-fell-from-heaven · 1 year

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#𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐌𝐄.

anon asked ↺ Tbh.. I want młynar to Rail me, degrade me, tease me, and fill me with his cum 😭👌

cw. sub!reader, reader is the doctor, mentions of cumming inside (use condoms irl!!), degradation (consensual!!), size kink, big cock (he's a horse man lmao), mentions of cumflation, belly bulge & slight jealousy.

lati. lmao same nonnie, pretty sure that half of the people who simp for him just want to be mating pressed by this man,,

art credit. (artist has nsfw works on their profile so minors beware!!)

If Młynar were to break you, the slot of his hips fitting like a puzzle piece against yours, or the firm grip of his calloused hand against your neck, you don't think you would mind.

The adrenaline was exhilarating, the way he used your body like a toy personally made for his pleasure and pushed you to your limits until all you could do was cling to him hopelessly. It was as if he were an addicting drug, always getting you to crave more until you would pass out from exhaustion. Given that he was a Kuranta, it was no surprise that he'd be so well-endowed, but it was always as if it were your first time with him each time you coaxed him into your sheets.

"Who knew that the Doctor was such a little whore." The middle-aged Kuranta sports a sarcastic sliver of a smile, jutting up his hips when he notices you attempting to form a reply. "I didn't realize that the esteemed Doctor I've heard so much about was nothing more than an easy slut. Or do you just happen to like me so much that you're so willing to throw yourself into bed with me?"

You don't answer him—you can't answer him—because your entire body feels like it's melting. You're messily grinding your pelvis down, desperate to keep his fat cock sheathed inside for just a bit longer. Everything is blurry—it's because you've been sobbing and sniveling ever since his cum practically inflated your tummy—and there's a faint ringing in your ears every time you bring down your hips. Młynar barely looks affected, but a closer look would have revealed his teeth clenched tight and his cheeks blooming with red as your walls pulse around him rapidly.

"Fuck, s'so big, your dick's sho big.." If you were any more coherent, you would've been embarrassed by how slurred your words were. But all you can even think about is Młynar's cock, and how fucking big it is. Every time you move, the outline of his cock pops up and down under your belly, and the gooey droplets of his cum dribble out in a sloppy manner. The pleasure is all but too much and yet not enough; it's making you go crazy.

"A..are all Kuranta guys as big as you..?" You meant that to come off as much more flirtatious, but your voice wavers, ever so slightly cracking. Młynar's cock had rubbed up against a spot deep inside at just the right angle, breaking whatever stability you had been attempting to build up. It's a bit embarrassing.

"Oh? I didn't take you to be the greedy type, Doctor." Despite the supposed amused expression on his face, his voice is anything but. A weak whimper escapes your mouth when his grip tightens and his once-still hips begin to grind up into you, pushing his cock even further inside of you. Fuck, he shouldn't even be able to reach this deep, unless he was practically rearranging your insides just to fit the rest of him inside. "Are you desperate enough to not be satisfied by me alone? I didn't take you for that kind of person."

"N-no.. m'sorry, I didn't mean it like that.." You weakly whine, shivering and holding back a moan as his thumb rubs the edges of your stomach.

The older man chuckles, quite clearly enjoying seeing you fumble over yourself. "I jest, Doctor. You look rather cute like that." God if you weren't fucked half out of your mind and nearly about to fall over from exhaustion, you'd have gladly thrown a sarcastic remark his way. He seems to notice your sluggish movements, though, and shifts against the bed, jostling you in the process.

"Hey, don't pass out on me," This time, the amusement reaches his golden eyes, and it definitely.. it definitely makes you feel something. "The night is still young for us after all. We have plenty more time; just the two of us. This is what you wanted, no?"

And like the pretty little complaint pet he knows you to be, you murmur your agreement in shaky breaths. Even if Młynar were to break you, your mind drowning in unending good, you couldn't bring yourself to care. In fact, you're quite sure that you'd enjoy every single debauched minute of it.

#lati thirsts #arknights x reader #arknights smut #młynar x reader #młynar smut #arknights mlynar x reader #arknights mlynar smut #arknights mlynar #młynar

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abiiors · 1 year

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Weekends in Manchester - Part 3 // M.H.

I know a place

Matty Healy x fem! reader

Series Summary - Moving to Manchester all on your own was a bit of a daunting task so you started walking alone in the city to get a feel of it. Little did you know, the cute cafe that’s quickly becoming your regular is also the usual haunt of a certain curly-haired musician.

Word Count - 2.2k

Warnings - mentions of drugs and addiction (but no one is using them presently), very small allusions to sex, swear words, mentions of food. I have tried to describe the reader as little as possible but here she mentions her preference in literature.

A/N - if you know anything about The Mister, you know that it’s a wild ride lmao.

(Disclaimer: I have never lived in Manchester and all my knowledge comes from Google. Most of the places mentioned are made up. If there’s anything I have gotten wrong, please let me know :) )

I would really appreciate engagement and feedback and my requests are open!

Masterlist

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Here’s part 2 if you missed it!

This had been the slowest week of your life, you were absolutely certain of it.

You had also been kicking yourself since Sunday evening because you had forgotten to ask Matty for his number.

I mean there was always a possibility that he had made the plans to go to the bookstore just to be polite. He hadn’t exactly volunteered his number…or asked for yours. Did he only do it because he really thought you were a stalker? Did he think if he hung out with you once you would finally stop following him around?

No. Stop!

You scolded yourself so you wouldn’t spiral once again. There was always the option to shoot him a DM on Instagram but you weren’t sure if he handled his own account all the time. So the only option you were left with was to wait it out until 10 a.m. on Saturday.

That was the time you had run into Matty the last two times. If he was really serious about meeting up with you again, he would be there at The Blooming Bean.

You had long given up on trying not to be hopeful. The truth was, you really wanted to spend another day with him. You liked his blatant flirting and his silly jokes, he made you laugh and apart from all of that, you loved walking around the city with him. So as you got ready for the day, you could practically feel the anticipation in the air.

Your plan was a simple one; you were going to go to the cafe, talk to Leah for a bit. If he came, he came; if he didn’t…well, then you would spend the day on your own.

The butterflies turned more and more intense, the closer you got to The Blooming Bean. By the time you entered the cafe, you were so jittery you were no longer sure if caffeine was a good idea. But then you scanned the place and there he was, sitting at your favourite table by the window.

He had his elbows resting on the table as he glanced out the window. For a moment you just stood there and admired his tattoos that you hadn’t seen up close until now. Both times, he had been in a jumper but today he was in a white t-shirt that looked very soft. You could see his leg softly bouncing up and down and it made you wonder: was he perhaps just as nervous as you were?

‘Hey,’ you greeted as you walked up to the table. It almost made you melt that his entire face brightened up at the sight of you.

‘You came,’ he said in response, smiling up at you.

You kept your bag at the table and went to the till to get your coffee.

‘At the same table today,’ Leah said in greeting, throwing a suggestive smile in your direction.

‘Oh my god…’ you whispered, trying to stifle a smile of your own, ‘hello, Leah. Good morning to you too.’

‘So should I make you your usual latte or are you going for a cappuccino today?’ she asked coyly.

‘Oh, you traitor! A latte is just fine, thank you.’

Once you were done being subjected to Leah’s teasing, you went back to your table.

‘No baked goods with your coffee this time?’ he commented as you sat down.

‘Umm, don’t feel like anything sweet today,’ you shrugged.

‘Well then, I know a place,’ he took a sip of his coffee as you waited for him to elaborate, ‘don’t think I didn’t notice you eyeing that fry-up last Sunday,’ he teased.

Once you were done with coffee, the two of you made your way back to the little cobblestone street. You had checked and double-checked on Google to see if Sinclair Books was open on Saturdays and yet you couldn’t help but feel that little twinge of nervousness.

As you had expected, the fry-up was good. Once you both had had your fill, you were up and ready to go. You had already spotted Sinclair Books the second you had walked onto the little street. Even at 11:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning, there were three or four bikes parked outside. You had practically started bouncing on the balls of your feet as you impatiently waited for Matty to use the men’s room.

‘Let’s go!’ you declared as soon as you spotted him.

Walking into Sinclair Books was like being transported to a whole different world. You couldn’t stifle the gasp that left you at the sight of the store. Every wall and crevice was covered with books from ceiling to floor. Not only that, they were all meticulously sorted in genres, eras, literary movements, and authors’ names.

You felt like a little kid in a candy store. You didn’t know where to begin and Matty’s low whistle let you know that he was just as impressed as you were.

‘Oh my god, I haven’t seen these in forever!’ he gasped, practically running to the stack of old Goosebumps books.

You laughed at his excitement and picked one at random from the stack, ‘Mr. Healy, would you like to go on an adventure with me…’ you looked at the cover to read the title properly and chuckled, ‘through a giant zombie nightmare maze?’

He dramatically clutched at his imaginary pearls in response, ‘Why Ms. y/n, I thought you would never ask!’

And so you spent the next hour (longer probably) bickering with each other about which routes to take, throwing accusatory “I told you so”s at each other.

At one point Matty even dramatically declared that he was going to be in charge of making the survival guide in case of a “real” zombie apocalypse. (‘You just made us die for the second time, y/n, how am I supposed to rely on you like this?!’)

Finally, when your bickering got you glares from others in the store, you decided to move on to other sections.

‘So,’ he spoke, ‘apart from your absolutely impeccable taste in Goosebumps books, what else do you like?’

‘A bit of everything really. But I mostly stick to fiction. I don’t think non-fiction is my cup of tea, I mean I do read for escapism and all. What about you?’

He was about to answer when you interrupted him, ‘wait! I want to guess.’ At that, he quirked an eyebrow with interest but gestured for you to go ahead.

‘Hmm, I kind of picture you reading a lot of intellectual stuff, a lot of classics but not like Jane Austen or Charles Dickens, more like something from the 1950s, 60s,’ you peeked at him, trying to gauge his reaction at your blind guess, ‘you do have a bit of an old man vibe,’ you teased to lighten the mood.

‘Oh how you wound me, my dear,’ he pouted, ‘also this is not fair, you could have easily looked that up!’

‘Aaah,’ you leaned in closer, ‘you seem to think I spend my free time googling you.’

Not one to back down from the challenge, he leaned forward as well, ‘don’t you?’ he winked.

This would be the time to realise that you had never been this close to Matty before, certainly not for more than a second. The realisation made you think absolutely wild scenarios, like what would happen if you leaned just another couple inches and kissed him?

Don’t look at his mouth. Don’t look at his mouth. Don’t look—

The clearing of someone’s throat brought you out of your little freak-out spiral. You realised the two of you were blocking the entrance to an entire section of the bookstore. And the old man who had cleared his throat at you looked just about ready to start tapping his foot.

You mumbled a quick ‘sorry’ and dragged Matty away. As soon as you were out of earshot the two of you burst out laughing.

‘I thought he was going to scold us,’ you giggled, ‘also about before…I don’t.’

Unknowingly, you had run towards the American Literature section. He had noticed it too because he seemed to start looking for a particular author. As soon as he located it, he reached for it on one of the top shelves and you didn’t fail to notice how it made his t-shirt ride just slightly higher; exposing just the tiniest bit of skin.

But the moment was over too soon and you felt rather than saw something shift in the air. You also saw the author he had reached for; William S. Burroughs.

He thumbed through the copy of Junkie he held in his hands, ‘In any case, I don’t know how much you looked up about me,’ he swallowed, ‘but there was the…’

‘The heroin?’ you asked softly and he nodded.

You had, in fact, watched some of the interviews and you had gotten the impression that he was quite open about his addiction and recovery. But you didn’t want to push for more than he was willing to give so you simply gave him space to continue.

‘I suppose I feel a bit of a kinship with William S. Burroughs,’ he joked after a while. ‘Anyway, I think you should give him a try. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up liking the Beat Generation!’

The change in subject didn’t go unnoticed by you but you were willing to go with the flow on this one.

You hummed non-commitally to his suggestion and he rolled his eyes, ‘Come on, y/n, let me buy you the book!’

‘Only if you let me buy you one in return,’ you challenged. ‘I am going to find you the dirtiest Mills & Boon I can find,’ you let out an evil laugh, waggling your fingers in excitement.

He groaned dramatically but you had already seen the smile tugging at his lips.

In the end, the two of you had settled on your purchases. As promised, he got you the copy of Junkie and just to fuck with him, you bought him a copy of The Mister by E. L. James. The only catch? He wasn’t allowed to open the brown paper packaging till he got home.

By the time you stepped outside, the sky had already turned orange. You had spent the entire day in the bookstore. Matty seemed to come to the same conclusion because he uttered a quiet ‘wow’.

‘So–’

‘Now that–’

You both started at the same time and then laughed at the coincidence. You suddenly felt shy. You didn’t want to make the same mistake you had made the last time. You wanted to ask for his number but you weren’t sure how to approach it so you gestured for him to go first.

‘Now that I have kept my word, I would like to take you somewhere…tomorrow if you’re willing,’ he bit his lip hopefully.

‘Yes!’ you replied, perhaps a bit too eagerly, ‘but I don’t want to blindly walk into The Blooming Bean tomorrow…’ you trailed off, hoping he would understand what you were trying to hint at.

‘Give me your phone,’ he said as he held out his own in front of you.

He had seemed to linger after that, with something like hope in his eyes but you had been too much of a chicken to try something on him. Just in case you had misinterpreted all his signals, you didn’t want to be subjected to a rejection from Matty.

You had hopped in the shower as soon as you had gotten home, thinking and rethinking about every moment of the day. It was a long shower and by the time you had gotten out, you were ready to just relax and put something on Netflix.

Maybe even be bold enough to text Matty. Biting your lip, you reached for your phone only to find a text message already waiting.

Seeing the notification made you snort.

Your fav Manchester guide: HE JUST CALLED HIS MOM HOT??!!!

You: Hello, Matty…

You: Some context for that message would have been nice

You: Also my favourite Manchester guide huh?

Your fav Manchester guide: Nope! You don’t deserve context. Not after what you’ve done to me

Your fav Manchester guide: Why? Is there another guide vying for your attention?

You: Go back to your book, Matty. I am going to require a full book report from you when you’re done!

Your fav Manchester guide: Yes, ma’am ;)

You giggled into your pillow like an idiot. There it was again, the feeling of butterflies swarming in your stomach and this time he wasn’t even here in person. It felt like your brain had suddenly gone into hyperdrive because that thought quickly morphed into something else entirely.

What would it be like to have him here in your bedroom? In your bed…

You shook your head, trying to get rid of the thoughts, and picked your phone up to text him back.

You: I had fun today… I hope you did too?

Your fav Manchester guide: is typing…

Your fav Manchester guide: Of course I did! But tomorrow is going to be even better

You: 10 am?

Your fav Manchester guide: 10 am

You were excited for tomorrow, excited to see where he would take you. The wide smile on your face somehow got wider at the confirmation text and it remained in place long after you had drifted off to sleep.

Part 4 is out now!

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sublimecatgalaxy · 1 year

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Liability- Part 1

Pairing: College Student!Rafe Cameron x Cousenlor!Reader

Summary: Rafe gets himself into a bit of a bind with one of the professors at Duke and is forced to see an on-campus counselor, someone he was very set on hating. But she's extremely hard to hate.

Warnings: Language, mentions of violence, mentions of drugs.

A/n: First of all, I want to mention that this fic is an AU type fic; it will only include Rafe's mildly destructive behavior and daddy issues but this does not follow allow with the Outerbanks storyline. Second of all, this fic would not be a thing without the lovely @storytellingwitht feeding into my addiction lmao. You guys are amazing. I love you all!

“So, what brought you to Duke?”

My head tilts curiously at him, eyes trailing over his frame as he desperately tries to not tremble like a leaf. He’s either drunk, high or anxious (or all of the above), his eyes flickering around the dimly lit room, his eyes momentarily locking with the lava lamp in the corner of the room. When he looks around, he chooses to not look directly at me but instead at the wall behind me, knee bouncing anxiously as he reaches up to rub at the back of his neck.

He resembles something close to agitation or anxiety and has since he walked in the room twenty minutes ago, not caring to say hi or introducing himself but instead just sat down on the couch across from me and decided to take his sentence in silence. It’s to be expected, especially from someone with his track record. I heard a little bit about him from the other faculty in the office and his professors, mixed reviews on his behavior but how, miraculously, his grades show the opposite.

Crossing my legs, I ready the notebook in my lap, pen tapping against the paper as I wait for him to answer my nth question of the night. After a few minutes of uncomfortable and unfortunate silence, he clears his throat and takes a deep breath before adjusting himself on the couch, eyes flickering up to look at the ticking clock on the wall.

“‘s a good college.” He shrugs simply, eyes flickering up to mine briefly as I let out a small sigh of relief at the sound of his deep voice. His back cracks as he leans back into the couch, biting at his lip as he watches my pen scribble aimlessly across my notepad. I can tell he wants to ask what I’m writing, which is the reason why I lifted the pen to draw a simple smiley face in the first place, knowing the thought of me analyzing him would drive him crazy.

“I’ve seen your grades, you should be proud.” The shocked uptick of his brows makes me laugh quietly to myself, taken back by his response to the simple praise. He nods sternly, a faint blush spreading across the tops of his cheekbones. “So why the self sabotage?” I quiz and his brows furrow cutely.

“What?”

“Keying a professor's car?” His eyes immediately roll at the recollection of his transgressions, the events that brought him to my office three times a week. There’s a part of me that thinks he’s embarrassed, eyes low as he toys with the thick ring on his thumb but I can see the desperate need to defend himself behind his eyes, but instead he chooses the path of least resistance.

“Got angry.” He answers simply but it’s not enough for me.

“Yeah, you have a history of that.” I sigh, placing his records on the table in front of him, giving up the gimmick of ‘good cop’, trying to get through to him as a counselor, but it took very little time to realize my coworkers were right- he’d never trust my authority- the little authority I have. He picks the papers up tentatively, almost looking at me with a ‘should I be seeing this?’ look but indulges anyways, flipping through the pages with a tight jar.

Folding my legs beneath me, a sad smile spreads across my lips as he tosses the sheets back onto the table in front of me, his fists clenching in his lap. I can’t tell if his anger stems from insecurities regarding his own actions or if he’s angry that others have had a view into his darker past. I can tell that he’s a closed off guy, that he doesn’t open up unless it’s mandatory and even then, he attempts desperately to not share, to not open up.

“Look, Rafe, you have to do this- talk to me, I mean. You’re lucky you got mandatory counseling instead of mandatory jail time.” I laugh, trying to desperately ease the tension in the room but he doesn’t crack, just stares down at the packet of paper between us with uneasy eyes. But after a few minutes, my staring breaks through his tough exterior, a heavy sigh leaving him as he finally looks up at me, taken back by my comfortable stance. He mirrors me, folding a leg over his other before tossing his hands up in surrender.

“What do you want from me?”

“Answer the questions I’ve gotta ask you, ask questions of your own- hell, talk about football or something that’s bugging you.” He cringes at the offer, his eyes fluttering shut to briefly imagine what it would be like if he had taken the punishment the professor originally wanted to force upon him but instead he’s stuck with the peppiest counselor he’ll ever encounter.

“Are you an actual therapist?” He asks curiously, attempting to take a jab at my credentials but my smile only grows, happy that he’s taking a step in the right direction.

“I have a masters degree in psychology.” My finger jabs up at the wall to his left, blue eyes following my direction to three diplomas on the wall.

I certainly never expected to end up in a university, tending to the most fucked up age group in the country- my generation. I wanted to go into forensics, to get into the grittiness of the mental psyche but you’d be amazed by the messed up shit you see on college campuses- the dorms, the streets late at night, the blackmail and betrayals. Some of the students that I see, like Rafe, are in mandatory counseling, probably to heal from academic issues or destructive tendencies. But others are girls looking for a way out of toxic relationships, young students who wish so desperately to come out to their parents, or the occasional meltdown where a student just needs me to listen.

Maybe Rafe needs someone to just listen.

Either way, I’d never go back and change anything that led me to this couch right now.

“A masters- how old are you anyways?” He asks, suddenly confused at the math as he leans towards the diploma to look at the year it was dated. With a shocked huff, he turns back to me with wide eyes, elbows resting on his knees and I let out a small bashful laugh.

“I’m 23.”

“Oh.” He mutters, shifting in his seat before adding, “I’m 20.” A fond smile stretches across my lips at his subtle attempt to connect, his quiet voice almost boyish and innocent. I’m not sure the connection was intentional or if he’s sizing me up but either way, the realization in our closeness in age sparks something in him, his discomfort seeming to fade more and more as our times goes on.

“I know. I have your chart.” I lift the binder from beside me into the air, waving it back and forth.

“What else is in there?” He asks, fingers rubbing along his jaw as his eyes seem to focus on his name that’s spelled across the front of the binder in big black letters.

“You’re 20, you have a 3.6 GPA, you’re majoring in Developmental Psych- which is interesting to me.” I snort, wanting nothing but to dive deeper into his psyche and understand why a smart, handsome athlete is majoring in something as specific as developmental psychology. They say people go into a psych degree to learn something about themselves, their past or their family. So, in Rafe’s case, which is it? “You’re a tight-end on our varsity football team, you came from the Outer Banks-” There’s a sense of tension that thickens the atmosphere around us at the mention of his hometown, his shoulders rolling and head tilting so he can direct his attention out the window to look at the setting sun, his strong jaw squared. “I can also see that you spent two nights in jail, you’ve been arrested for drug possession and illegal possession of a weapon-”

“You’ve got my full rap-sheet over there?” He snaps, voice no longer playful but instead he’s seething, brows furrowed as I pause, eyes widening at him briefly, almost asking him ‘may I continue’ without actually saying it. I fight the urge to ask him all of my questions at once; ‘why are you such a troublemaker?’, ‘why the need for drugs?’, ‘why’d you leave your hometown?’- but instead I bite my tongue.

“You’re not giving me anything else to go off of.” I whisper tiredly, anxiously looking up at the clock, wondering if we’ll even end up getting anywhere in this session and/or if I’ll be able to count it as a part of his punishment. A look of realization passes through his expression, his handsome face relaxing with a gentle nod. “You’re not exactly an open book.” He smiles sadly to himself, eyes focused down at his lap.

Take the path of least resistance, Rafe.

“What do you wanna know?” He gives in, clasping his hands in front of him as I grin, prepared to take full advantage of my power and make him laugh, something I’ve heard he doesn’t do often.

“What’s your favorite color-”

“Oh now you’ve overstepped.” He says, dead serious, but after a few moments of silence he breaks into quiet laughter, a shocked scoff leaving me at his teasing. “My favorite color- really? I keyed a car and this is my punishment?” He asks incredulously, scooting to the edge of his seat, the distance between us only lessening as I bite back a nervous smile, focusing on the job at hand- my job at hand.

“The point of counseling is to have breakthroughs and to form a relationship based on trust and open communication.” He cringes at my explanation, a look of discomfort passing through his eyes as he sucks in a breath. “You don’t seem like the trusting type but I’m willing to take my time.” My voice comes out ten times more flirtatious than I intended it to but it causes his whole body to pause, eyes looking up at me with a teasing look, the gears behind his eyes to turn. “To be honest, I have a bit of a habit of growing on people.” He snorts, biting at his lip.

“I gathered that.” He breathes, running his fingers through his hair before giving it a small tug.

“Are you saying I’m growing on you, Cameron- it’s been like a half an hour.” I tease, loving the innocent blush that covers his pale cheeks as he instantly tries to deny, head shaking immediately in defiance. It’s hard to imagine him doing all of the bad things I know he’s done, things that are more extreme and way beyond vandalism. He seems almost awkward at times, boyish and bashful as he’s slowly sinking into the comfort of my office and my prying- far from the man depicted in his records.

“New record?”

“New record for sure.”

“Does that mean I’m free to go?” He quizzes and he blows out a breath, rubbing his clammy hands against the tops of his jeans. I ponder letting him go ten minutes early but there’s a part of me that isn’t quite ready to set him free from my clutches just yet.

“Sure.” His eyes light up at my agreement but before he can stand, I hold up a pointed finger at him, urging him to sit his butt back down. “On one condition.” He agrees almost immediately before knowing my true demand, head bobbing in an agreeable nod.

“Shoot.”

“Hand over your phone.” His face pales at my instructions, eyes staring at my open palm that sticks out to him, waiting for him to do what I said. He looks like a deer in headlights right before a catastrophic crash, tongue slipping out to wet his cracked lips as he stutters.

“Wha-”

“Give it.” I ask again, stern voice forcing a shaky, nervous laugh from him as he goes fishing in his pocket. He hands it over to me without any questions, his eyes watching me like a hawk as I go into his contacts, adding myself as ‘best counselor’. “Only call or text if you’re having an emotional emergency and/or feel like doing something mildly self destructive.” I laugh but as I hand back his phone, he just shakes his head, brows furrowed in confusion as he stares down at the contact.

“Why?”

“Why what?” I ask and he shrugs. “Why care?” The nod he gives me is almost sad, my heart aching in my chest at the thought of him being so out of touch when it comes to having people that care about him, people that want to see him succeed and to not key professors' cars. “Because, it’s what I do. Get used to it.” Slipping his phone back into his pocket, I make my way to my feet and he does the same, awkwardly shuffling towards the door. His hand hesitates to reach out towards the handle, neck craning to look back at me with a desperate expression.

“You know that’s like asking a fish to breathe air, right?”

“Better learn.” I shrug, crossing my arms across my chest as he huffs, pouting like a child. Reaching out, I push him playfully towards the door as he groans, head tilting back at his steps out into the busy hallway. “Behave!”

“You got it!”What a liar.

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br1ghtestlight · 6 months

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"hello burger lady!! tiny people. BOB."

THE SLOW HEAD TURN WHILE FISCHOEDER IS STARING AT THEM LMAOO he's such a freak. what is he doing

aww linda put a smiley face on the check thats so cute. "nooo i enjoyed it :)"

A BROTHERHOOD?? BLOOD OATH? love how louise hears this and immediately stands up she's like hello. hello im interested. PLEASE let me into your blood oath club mr fischoder

babalon like the ancient uhh. thing.

ooooh :0

(also my dad used to call my mom babalon among MANY other creative insults when they were married and this immediately brought that memory back to me. but he said it like babble-on like she was babbling. sorry idk why i wanted to share that)

"and the other members already picked all of the best chefs in town soo im asking you" i literally dont believe fischoeder lmao he definitely just wanted bob to come along as his personal chef and couldn't come up w/ a better excuse like. come on

"a billion dollars" "nope." "a million dollars" "no...." "a billion dollars :D" "she just said that"

i know bob is holding onto fischoeder's back bcuz he cant see but also its like. kinda intimate?? like?

also love bob's new jacket. these are the kinda things you only notice when you've watched WAAYY too many bob's burgers episodes but its a nice jacket :) the blue color suits him. and it has a hood

personally i would be a little more concerned that mr fischoeder only has one eye and it is NOT looking in the direction of the dangerous sharp cliff theyre walking beside. i know he's driven bob in his boat before but he's SOO BLIND WHY ARE YOU WILLINGLY GETTING IN A BOAT WITH HIM <- saying this as someone who doesn't really have vision in one eye or depth perception. i wouldnt give in a boat with myself driving either

"it was actually kinda fun to come up with!! i-i hope you like it :)" bob is so sweet im gonna cry. he's so excited about cooking SOMEONE LET HIM RANT ABOUT HIS SPECIAL INTEREST RIGHT NOW. he's in autism heaven

NOT THE TIKTOK MENTION 😭😭

recognize some of these guys from the gingerbread house episode which was another horrible experience for bob lmao

"can i keep hiiim? 🥺" what is his PROBLEM

WAS HE WORKING THE OMLETTE STATION AT YOUR LAST SEX PARTY??? <- brand new sentence

also this 100% confirms to me that fischoeder has had sex with every old ass man on this camping trip bcuz NO WAY he's getting rich old woman pussy im sorry. i do think he's bisexual but his sex parties are male-exclusive. he fucked those old men

not looking forward to whatever is going to happen to bob in this episode.

I ALWAYS FORGET FISCHOEDER IS LIKE A HARDCORE DRUG ADDICT remember that time he did mushrooms in s13 That would explain some things. that weren't already explained by the alcoholism

bob is surprisingly chill considering the circumstances and the fact that he's getting less than a thousand dollars of restaurant equipment out of this. i know he trusts fischoeder (for some reason i dont entirely understand) but being blindfolded and taken to a secret island with a bunch of rich old men and having NO CELL SIGNAL and everybody is drugged as hell.... he doesn't even know where he is..... GIRL RUN‼️‼️

also there's only one bed in fischoeder's tent which means there's either a seperate camping section for the chefs (unlikely) he expects bob to sleep outside in the storm (very likely) or bob and fischoeder are going to have to share a bed 👀👀 i know its probably not going to be addressed but i need somebody to write And There Was Only One Bed bob x fischoeder fanfic about this episode immediately. like that needs to happen

bob realizing that the chances of him dying on this camping trip are quickly reaching eighty or ninety percent ooh he's COOKED

"Don't wear brown and black. Never look into someone's eyes..." "Bring your own fork. And briefcase." "Of course. Everyone knows that." "And leave one of your shoes as a gift." "But you have to hide it..." gene and louise are SOO silly i love them so much. they play off each other so well its like a constant improv class

this subplot is Trying To Teach Tina Social Skills meanwhile gene and louise don't have them either they just dont give a fuck about learning them. well louise knows them she just disregards them. gene doesn't know ANYTHING

HAHAHA BOB REALIZING THEYRE LEAVING HIM THERE TO DIE. ITS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER love him not even acknowledging their crazy fire drug-induced dancing he's so used to this bullshit. bob should get a week off after this MINIMUM but we all know he loves cooking too much for that

NOT MR FISCHOEDERS GAY ASS HIP SHAKE?????????

mfw im the only sober person at a crazy drug party full of rich people on an island during a deadly storm and its only Tuesday. 😐

UH OH IS THE CORRECT RESPONSE. BOB REALIZES HES SO FUCKED

aww its kinda cute he's making sure that fischoeder is taken care of too and packing up all their things. dad instincts

at a certain point u kinda have to call him calvin dude. like you're WELL past "mr fischoeder" territory in this situation <- is also calling him mr fischoeder in this review

"shh he's hunting us" is probably NOT what bob wanted to hear

there's something about this that is sooo.....

in defense of bob he has almost died or been killed with fischoeder SEVERAL times before this episode including in the movie. its like a male bonding thing for them at this point

"and i invented a new way to tie a tie" I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY FOR THINKING THAT LOUISES TIE WAS TIED WRONG IN THAT SCREENSHOT i love that i picked up on that and felt the need to point it out. having never worn a tie before in my life (not to my knowledge at least)

this is literally what it feels like when ur autistic and trying to understand neurotypical social conventions. tina is trying SO HARD she's such a sweet girl :( its okay baby girl i understand i get it

THE BITEY GUY HAS A NAME BOB

am i allowed to say that bob with wet hair is kinda 👀👀🔥

why'd he kiss him like that ??

he's suuuch a sweetie in his oversized jacket <3

"No, no. Plants don't like sweet drinks!" "Just hard liquor?"

"dad is missing a WILD night" *hard cut to bob tied up and being used as a human sacrifice for cannibalism*

WHAT WAS RHAT. WHY DID CALVIN LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT. YES IM USING HIS LEGAL FIRST NAME BCUZ WTF WAS THAT GAY ASS GUILTY LOOK?? HES NEVER BEEN GUILTY BEFORE he care so much about bob im gonna throw up. what the hell

HE LIIIKES HIM 😭 HE FELT GUILTY BCUZ HE LOVES AND CARES ABOUT BOB THIS IS SO FUCKED UP 😭😭💕

he probably also feels guilty that this is like the sixth time he's gotten bob into a near death situation. like at a certain point it starts to feel personal yknow

*howling* "god. i hate when he does that"

straight up on the verge of a meltdown. i dont even blame him tbh

bob isnt WRONG but also we are talking about a crazy drugged up cannibal who thinks he's a wild animal so maybe we could leave saving him until tomorrow morning? like idk i feel like he wouldnt exactly fit on their dingy. and even if he did what if he bites

"and you do have to come for ice cream!! it wont be any fun without you" okay thats kinda cute. this episode definitely kept up to pace with the insane homoerotic relationship between bob and fischoeder and im happy about that. almost gave us the tiniest hint into what fischoeder really feels/thinks about bob which. yeah

VERY UNHINGED EPISODE BUT REALLY FUN AND CUTE?? everything between bob and fischoeder was so. soo. yknow. and the subplot was funny and cute too :) very sweet little episode i always love when they go off on adventures like w/ teddy in sea me now. and of course their (many many) near death experiences together thats truly what its all about baby!!! really enjoyed this episode it was exactly the right amount of unhinged and funny

#txt #bob's burgers #episode review

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I miss J so much. He is such a fascinating character and hands down the hottest and most skillful dom I have ever known 🖤 I think about that fic so often and wonder if you are going to continue J's and Jeres story? I am also obsessing over his Pinterest, thank you very much for making him as addictive as some strange drug, he is going to be the end of me at this rate 😭

I love that you love J so much because I love them too and it makes my day whenever they're mentioned ^_^ They are my drug too, literally addicted and I am always updating the pinterest as if it's mine lmao I don't think I've logged into my pinterest for weeks XD

Short answer is I am! :D I've started writing the J/Jere fic, set in the AU already set out in "Tell Me I'm A Good Boy". It's going to be called "Let Go". :3

I've developed J a little; as a Dom, J goes by he/him pronouns, in their personal life they go by they/them pronouns, I've completed the backstory which will be revealed throughout the fic and I've got the fic all planned out too, just gotta write it all now :D

I am currently on chapter two, but I'll give you a lil snippet set from J's POV ;) I have to say as well it's been a real new experience writing about a character with they/them pronouns but I'm thoroughly enjoying it and exploring them in the fic too:

"It took J ages to get dressed. They would never admit it to anyone, but some days they struggled with the way they looked. J loved the two tone hair set into an early 2000s style emo fringe, falling into a dark mullet at the back. They loved their tattooed on makeup and the subsequent dermal piercings on the cheekbones. J especially loved it when they had put on all their piercings and the all black contacts made them feel complete.

It was just... some days they woke up and it felt like they were in someone else's body. Not tall enough, too much facial hair, not enough curves, too many curves, too muscular, not muscular enough, too much of this, not enough of that just... wrong. Like they were an invading species taking over someone's body as they were trying to get used to the new surroundings except it wasn't going very well.

That day was one of those days, J having particular difficulty with their top half. They were struggling to look in the mirror; not enough curves and not enough muscle, they hated the way their hips weren't pear shaped and just carried on flat against their sides. Because of this, it took J a substantial amount of time to choose something to wear. They settled on a long sleeved, black and white stripy turtle neck that cropped just where their pecs ended, a red tank top underneath to hide their stomach and hips away. The flared sleeves allowed J to glean some comfort from the sweater paws they created. Matching, stripy short shorts along with fish nets were chosen for their bottom half, happy with their legs that day, a small smile passing their lips as they put their red and black doc martens on, one of each colour with contrasting laces.

J gave themself one last look in the mirror, grabbing their backpack and placing it on their back. The overall look made J feel better; they didn't look that bad, their hair and makeup looked amazing, glittering under the soft lights of the apartment, their legs looked super cute and the extra height the shoes gave them helped somewhat."

#käärijä #ao3 writer #ao3 fanfic #jere pöyhönen #kaarija #jere from vantaa #jere poyhonen #J #jedibinx #fanfiction #new fic #my fanfiction #writer asks #i'm so excited about this one #i have got so many ideas you wouldn't even believe it #one idea definitely involves a pole dance to Rolling by Limp Bisket hehe

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Besties, you seem to be about fic recs lately, so… Do you have a list of fics you would love to see as movies/tv series?

Best fic request ever!

I don’t want to sound repetitive but I can’t not mention all the fics in my bookmarks (x) and actually the most famous ones. We had a teaser of TTS with adore you lol but it would make such a pretty movie. Escapade could be the best gay romcom of this century with the right director and screenwriter. Young&beautiful of course… Bloodsport is the perfect tv series Twitter would support like crazy (more movie-able than unbelievers in my head). Buuuut *clears her throat* here’s my list, based on absolutely zero competence to analyse critically any screen adaptation of books and fics, but these fics just have something I would love to be brought to life, little details and/or descriptions that just would work for me.

Fic I would love as movies

ferricadooza! by suspendrs: this is already a cult for me. Set in 1963, homosexuality is illegal in the UK, Louis owns a gay bar, and Harry’s an underground boxing champion with an unfortunate enemy.

Come as you are by stylinsoncity: this story was meant as a director cut or something. The setting, the dialogues, the characters are so good and very original (especially Louis!). I think it would make a great movie (and there’s a sequel too, so you’ll have the fan service too lol).

Love is a rebellious bird by 100percentsassy, gloria_andrews: They are Orchestra prodigies, who start with the wrong foot. Lots of angst and lots of music talk.

Love after the end of the world by mercurial-madhouse ( @mercurial-madhouse ): a dystopian AU must be a movie. This one is the best I’ve read in fic form yet!

No pressure, no diamonds by karamelised: is it even my fic rec post if i don’t mention this fic? Look, it’s just pure enterteinment at some point. Thieves, heigh tech heist, ex to lovers drama. I love it.

You and all of heaven’s of other wonders by devilinmybrain ( @thedevilinmybrain ): Harry is an angel. Like a real angel sent from heaven to protect Louis. And Harry loves humans... maybe a bit too much. Heaven can’t have that.

Don’t want shelter by kingsofeverything ( @kingsofeverything ): Louis and Harry were childhood friends, but then something happens and they stopped talking. When Hurricane Nicole threatens the coast, they end up stuck together in their families' old vacation home that they co-own. During the storm, and in the months after, they’re both forced to reevaluate their history and what they mean to each other.

Cocaine for breakfast by guccikings: Louis has drug addiction, sent away from his beloved party-scene to recover. There, he discovers that small towns have just as much access to drugs as London did, plus something even better that he just can't get enough of. That something is a boy with green eyes and bouncy curls named Harry Styles. this gave me skins vibe, a bit of beautiful boy now that I think about it.

Like cranberries on a winter evening by 4ureyesonly28: no cause this would make such a perfect Christmas movie 🎄

On the edge by zanni_scaramouche: Louis is a figure skater and Harry is a Hockey player, they met at the Olympics. You’ll fall in love with them, the dynamics between them are just so cute and well described. Very unique setting too

Strangers Stars by shaylea: the safari fic. It’s probably the slowest slow burn I’ve ever read lmao but I think it would work as a movie. There are a lot of wild activities happening and obviously as a road trip the scenes would be full of incredible landscapes. Academy award for the photography incoming!

Drink and the devil had done the rest by fel:95: this is an Italian fic translated in English. Gay pirates cinematic universe? I’m ALL in.

Soft hands, fast feet, can’t lose by dolce_piccante: I think the world deserve a story where a quaterback falls in love with the boy from the ballet club.

Wild and unruly by 100percentsassy, gloria_andrews: this fic makes my heart melt. The cowboy fic featuring Louis in the vest of paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land and pregnant cows (i love cows so much).

Walk that mile by purpledaisy: the classic road trip. God, they’re both insufferable, yet so relatable

Victorian boy by audreyhheart: I read this long time ago, but I think it would work as movie. As the title suggests, it’s an historical book. Beautiful dresses, galateo, horses and the prettiest landscapes. Louis is an aristocrat who acts like a dandy. Love him

Into the blue by zarah5: the scuba diving fic! this would be funnnn

Someone to fly home to by kingsofeverything: This authore works are sublime, so literally anything would do. Silver fox Louis!!!!! Ex to lovers!!!! but also angsty and romanticly mature.

mine would be you by crinckled-eyed-boo ( @crinkle-eyed-boo ): this is a tough one, tons of angst, jealousy that made my stomach churns. The drama of it all would make a good movie 100%

Nothing but you on my mind by nonsensedarling: Royal AU with a little bit of spice.

If you read them and want to talk about, hit me up! 💖

#angie readers corner #fic rec #larry fic rec #fic as movies #is a producer consultant for movies or tv series lurking on tumblr?#i would pay with my own money for come as you are #and ferricadooza!#god how much i loved that fic #casella di posta numero 32

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spookybabey · 2 years

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Good Boy

Eddie Munson x GN!Reader

i tried to keep reader as nondescript as possible.

This is smut so 18+ minors dni please i’m begging you.

Warnings: Degradation kink, Dom!reader, Sub!Eddie, mention of a drug deal lmao, oral (m receiving) , if i missed anything let me know.

A/N: Im so sorry took me forever to get this out. I’m taking 5 week classes and they’re killing me. But i hope you enjoy. it’s pretty unedited sorry if i made any mistakes. Tumblr fucked my formatting.

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You’re not sure how you got here but hot damn did you love the view. You just came to buy an 1/8th and now Eddie “the freak” Munson is a whimpering mess under you. He was absolutely blissed out and you’d barely touched him.

“Oooo look at how cute you are you can barely think,” you coo wrapping your hand around his dick.

He lets out a string of unintelligible sounds as he bucks his hips up. Loudly whining when you let go.

“If you’re gonna be a needy little whore im gonna make you fuck my hand,” you tsk.

He lets out a moan at that.

“Oh so you’d like that wouldn’t you,”you smirk.

“please please,” he whined.

“alright you little slut go ahead fuck yourself on my hand,” you chuckled darkly.

He let out a whine but didn’t hesitate to buck up into your hand when you wrapped it around him again.

You played with different pressures loving the sounds pouring out of him.

“ you’re doing so good baby such a good boy fucking yourself in my hand,”you praised moving some hair out of his eyes.

He was sweating his bangs sticking to his forehead and his chest glistening. He was a work of art, his brow furrowed and his lips parted in the most sinful way. The sounds he was making were going to ring through your head for weeks.

Soon you took your hand away.

“no no please please touch me please i’ll be a good boy,” he sobbed.

“shhh baby, let me take care of you,” you said, pressing your lips to his.

You spent a little while kissing his lips before working your way to his neck. You sucked and nipped hitting every spot you could just to hear him swear under his breath. You licked down his chest making sure to leave a couple marks. You nudge your nose across his hips sucking a mark on each. finally kissing down his happy trail. He’s a writhing mess under you begging and pleading for you to touch him.

You leaned up and grabbed him by the throat.

“Listen here you little slut you’re gonna take what i give you and you’re going to thank me do you hear me,” you growled, nipping at his ear lobe.

He moaned and nodded quickly.

“Words baby,” you cooed.

“yes yes thank you,” he babbled.

“you’re so good for me baby,” you kissed him and let go of his neck.

You finally got back to his dick. It was throbbing and dripping precum.

“Is this all for me,” you questioned.

“mmmm,” he nodded.

You slide your tongue along the bottom of his shaft making his dick twitch. You flatten your tongue, licking a thick stripe towards his tip. You took it in your mouth only lightly sucking.

He whined and begged,”fuck please please please please.”

You took it out of your mouth with a soft pop,”please what?”

“Please give me more,” he whimpered.

With that you spit on his cock and took as much as you could into your mouth. You worked slowly at first dragging moan upon moan out of him before you grew impatient.

You moved faster letting spit come out of the sides of your mouth. You looked through your lashes to make sure he was watching. And he was oh boy he was. His half lidded eyes didn't stray from your face as you worked your mouth in the most wonderful ways.

He wished he could take a picture. For the nights he spent alone thinking about you and everything you’d do to him. The way your mouth fit around him and you called him a needy little whore. The way you made him beg for everything he wanted was addicting.

“You gonna come for me baby,” you asked, batting your lashes.

“mhmm,” he nodded furiously.

“Then give it to me, let me taste you,” you begged.

You moved faster adding your hand to aid your efforts. You let him hit the back of your throat and gagged a bit around him.

You felt him twitching and jerking his hips. You knew this was it and took him all the way in. You felt hot ropes hit the back of your throat making you moan around him. You kept pumping him until he shook and whined from the over stimulation.

You sat up and wiped your mouth with the back of your hand.

“Well that was fun,” you grinned, sat up and pulled your jacket back on,” we should do it again.”

He was still panting as he chuckled and nodded.

“pleasure doing business with you,” you laughed, taking the little baggy off his dresser and making your way out.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson #eddie munson smut

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guccifrog · 2 months

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okay i need to talk about this cuz DAMN SORRY

so i have this guy bsf and just to give u some context, the two of us liked one another 6 years ago, but shit happened and we ended up not talking for a couple of months BUT we ended up being in the same friend group and it has been like that ever since and idk if i still like him or it's just the fact that he is the only guy i associate myself with and isn't a douchebag, but there are some things he does that make me go UAHEBJSJS

so today we went to the centre of the town and to go there u have to take the metro which is hella messy and all kinds of people get in (like creepy ass men, drug addicts etc) and we didn't take a seat, but we supported our backs in a little corner nearby the doors. AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER AT SOME POINT TURNS AROUND, PUTS HIS FUCKING HAND ON THE THING THAT MY BACK WAS SUPPORTED TO AND LOOKS DOWN AT ME W A SMIRK (like yk that "leaning on the doorframe" kinda stance) AND HE IS LIKE 6'1 AND IM 4'11 LMAO and i just looked up at him for a sec and LOOKED AWAY AND STARTED LAUGHING AT MYSELF ALNDN I WAS FOLDING

and on our way back, again at the metro, it was way too fucking crowded and he was a few meters ahead of me and reached out and grabbed me and yanked me towards him so i could hold onto a pole that's there so you don't fall lmao and he placed me in front of him so my back was touching his chest and my ass was in his crotch LOL and he was obvi holding the pole too w his right hand so he was kind of caging me AND AT SOME POINT HE RESTED HIS HEAD ON TOP OF MINE AND I WAS LIKE AJJSNJAJDJWJJSJJSJSJJSJJSJS SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

and on the bus for some goddamn reason he put his forehead on mine while we were laughing :')

BRO IDFK and i can't talk to my bsf about it cuz they're really close and i don't want to make things awkward so tumblr is the only place i can go to and talk about this but IDFKKK and for some reason i always want to touch him and have contact w him like for some reason i always want to hug him or rest my head on his shoulder or hold his hand BUT IM SO SCARED KWNDNSKKSN IDK BROOOOOOO HELP

i genuinely need advice bro bc he gives me mixed signals like he does shit like that but never wants to go out with me, doesn't text me like one on one and i'm like ???????

GET MARRIED ALREADY????

girl maybe give him hints and see how he reacts IDK THIS WAS SO CUTE I WAS GIGGLING READING IT

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babygirlhq · 11 months

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RETIRED

(he/him, dreamshade) To DANNY REYES, the whole world looks like an open page. With a leap of faith, their ability of TELEPORTATION grows a little stronger. They are a CROW shade aligned to NO ONE. For 22 years, they have survived a world of magic with both their CONFIDENCE and IMPULSIVENESS. They work as a BARTENDER AT TIGER HEAT, but if they could change their fate, they’d want to HAVE UNLIMITED TATER TOTS AND WATCH THE WORLD BURN.

Basic Information

Full Name: daniel miguel ángel reyes

Nickname(s): danny

Age: 22

Gender: cis man

Pronouns: he/him

Orientation: biromantic bisexual

Occupation: bartender at the gay club tiger heat

Power: Teleportation

Language(s) Spoken: spanish, english

Accent: mexican

Physical Appearance

Hair Colour: brown

Eye Colour: brown

Height: 5'6

Build: athletic

Clothing Style: grunge

Usual Expression: probably the one where he's in the middle of rolling his eyes

Health

Physical Ailments: n/a

Mental Illnesses: n/a

Allergies: n/a

Sleeping Habits: as soon as he closes his eyes he's OUT lmao

Eating Habits: picky, broccoli and cauliflower freaks him out, prefers dinner over breakfast

Exercise Habits: exercises every day

Emotional Stability: hehe that's a 6/10 baby

Sociability: prefers to be with close friends, big groups of people give him the heebie jeebies

Body Temperature: hot-natured

Addictions: nicotine

Drug Use: not frequently but won't refuse

Alcohol Use: frequently

Personality

Label: the spitfire

Positive Traits: confident, courageous, honest

Negative Traits: annoying, loud, impulsive

Goals/Desires: to get them tots

Fears: crowds, tall people, ladybugs, cockroaches... any insect that flies really, those bubble blower toys

Hobbies: kick-boxing, taekwondo, drinking, loudly talking on the phone while riding the bus and annoying everyone while doing so

Habits: constantly mixes spanish and english, talks too fast and then he has to catch his breath, rolls his eyes way too much, literally always has a cut on his face because he constantly gets in fights

Favourites

Weather: sunny

Colour: red

Sport: kick-boxing

Beverage: beer

Food: abuelita's tamales <3

Animal: he fucking LOVES seals

Family

Father: Gilbert Gladstone

Mother: Mama Reyes

Sibling(s): none

Children: n/a

Pet(s): none

Extra

MBTI: ESFP

Enneagram: the investigator

Temperament: choleric

Hogwarts House: slytherin

Moral Alignment: chaotic neutral

Primary Virtue: fortitude

Primary Sin: pride

Element: fire

Headcanons

He can teleport but only as far as he can see, so it's not as overpowered. It's like little micro jumps! Think Five from Umbrella Academy. And he has to hop a few times like a cute little angry crow before blipping away

He's the kind of bartender that holds glasses by the rim and he has his fingers in the drinks

Or he won't give you your change back cuz "TIP YOUR SERVERS, BITCH!"

And he gives out those hurricane shots where u take the shot, he throws a glass of water in your face and then slaps you

He gets fired a lot but he comes back all the time it's cool

He uses his mother's laast name cuz Gil is... well u know, Gil

#cag: intro

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ticklish-n-stuff · 2 years

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WonderlandsxShowtime tickle headcanons

This has been in the works for the longest time. I'm sorry if they're a mess aishaisjaisy

Hope you all enjoy either way~!

Tsukasa:

From the moment I read his profile I already knew he was gonna be a fave of mine, idk I guess I have a thing for loud and obnoxious characters aksjaisjakjs.

He's quite relatable. I'm typically more shy and quiet but when I get comfortable around someone I can get as loud as him LOL. And we both have a fear of insects haha... ;D

I just assumed WxS would be the comedic relief group, which it is, but the characters also deal with their own fair share of problems. Idk that just made me like them more as a whole, especially Tsukasa and Emu.

My fave cards of him are from the pop in my heart event, for starters I really like the outfit he comes with, plus the fact he made a 'lil girl cry with his awful english is just peak comedy to me (I feel like such an ass SKSKSKSKSJ).

DANCE!!! AND!!! SING!!!

I also really like his torpe card, I'm still sad I wasn't able to get it *sobs*. But atleast I got Rui's (he looks so hot cute in his 'lil fedora).

Ok so the actual tickle hcs, my man is a lee-leaning switch. He's a sad and lonely kid who's most likely attention starved, so pls GIVE HIM ALL THE TICKLES!!!

Dude is so so ticklish it's so funny and cute. Literally a single poke will get him shrieking. But his most ticklish spots are his tummy and feet, absolute killer. Idk in my brain cute character=ticklish tummy aksjlaajja.

His face will go beet red when tickled in those areas. His laugh will either be ear-shatteringly loud or silent and wheezy. When tickled in his tummy he will wrap his arms around it and curl up to try to protect himself it's so cuteeee~!!!! *squeals*.

But be careful when tickling his feet, he's an absolute kicker! Idk why but the image of Saki sneaking up on him while he's relaxing on the couch and she tickles his feet, and then Tsukasa loses his shit and accidentally kicks her and then gets all concerned and worried- *sobs* (but she's fine, he's just an overprotective bro).

The people who tickle him the most would be Rui, Emu, Saki, Toya and Akito! Like I mentioned in my VBS hcs (shameless plug), Akito likes to mess with Tsukasa...A LOT, and he loves doing so by tickling him ofc! And Toya likes to help him out however he can, including with comfort/cheer up tickles!

It should be a law at this point that siblings get into tickle fights (except me, im very touch starved SKAALSJAKSJ). So ofc Saki and Tsukasa have them all the time (Saki wins like 90% of them, she knows EXACTLY what to do to get her bro squealing LOL). She's also big on cheer up tickles whenever Tsukasa is having a bad day, even if he pretends that he's fine, Saki can easily see through his bs.

I feel like when they were both kids, Tsukasa would play those cutesy tickle games with Saki to cheer her up like this 'lil piggy and...whatever other games you can come up with (im not very knowledgable in this area LMAO). And as they got older, ofc Saki still has fond memories of those times and will do those tickle games on Tsukasa whenever he's moody. It absolutely flusters him cause 'he's not a kid', but Saki will still do it~!

Ok the idea literally just hit me, Tsukasa's thighs. One squeeze and he's a goner! Super ticklish there, pls someone save him from the menace also known as Rui SIAKSIAKSJ.

Speaking of Rui, he's like Tsukasa's #1 tickler. Absolutely loves all the goofy and silly reactions he makes when being tickled, it's like a drug for him aksjaljskahs. Will tickle him anywhere at anytime and has 0 shame. Knows exactly what flusters him and how to get him laughing all silly.

On the other hand, Emu is also addicted to Tsukasa's cute and goofy laughs akshaksjaksj. Will always tickle him when he least expects it. Will give surprise tickles to Tsukasa all the time, and somehow he always falls for it lol.

Poor Tsukasa is just everyone's choice for bullying with tickles LMAO

Ok I've talked enough about lee Tsukasa, but what about ler Tsukasa...👀

As a ler, he tries to make himself seem like this big scare ler, but in reality he's just a big softie lmao.

He loves making people smile so ofc he loves tickling others (as long as they're ok with it ofc).

Constantly checks in on his lee to make sure they're having fun and are comfortable. Will also give some good aftercare like cuddles and hugs.

He loves giving out comfort tickles/cheer up tickles to his friends and family whenever they need them.

His ego gets a bit inflated when tickling others and will relentlessly tease his lee, gotta take advantage while he's not in the receiving end of them aishalsjakdh.

His tickles are very soft and playful, like feathery touches that send ticklish shocks through your body aishaljdoshd.

His main lees are Saki, Toya, Rui, Emu and Nene.

He mainly tickles Emu and Rui out of revenge for all the torture he puts up with them. He occassionally tickles Nene when she's being a bit too sassy, or when she feels a bit nervous.

Lots of cheer up tickles for Saki and Toya.

As a lee he's very shy when it comes to asking for tickles (Rui loves abusing that fact), but as a ler he's not afraid to pounce and go to town!

Emu:

My fave pink menace 💖

My cousin and I are very big Emu fanatics SKAKSHAKSJ

I still can't get over the fact I couldn't get her smile of a dreamer card in en nor in the jp rerun (atleast I got Nene ;D). That card actually haunts my dreams.

It was also the smile of a dreamer event that pushed me to read the stories and learn more about the characters, so you have that to thank for me writing these fics.

Emu is a pure switch. She's very playful by nature so ofc she enjoys tickling others. Her main targets are Nene, Tsukasa and Honami (i'm not too sure who else she's close friends with). She also attempts to tickle Rui but he's too good at avoiding her, one day she'll get him tho!

She and Rui are like the resident tickle monsters

On some of the side stories I've seen her sneak up on Honami or tackle her in a hug, which causes her to squeal. Idk I just find that so cute (and the tickle potential like c'mon). I can imagine Emu surprising her by squeezing her sides. Or if Honami is looking a bit down she'll start poking her to try to cheer her up.

Loves to torment Tsukasa with tickles. Thinks his reactions are hilarious.

Same thing with Nene. When she found out that the greennette was ticklish she felt like she won the lotterry. Loves making her more serious friend have a good laugh. Will also tickle her when she's feeling down.

As a lee, Emu has a lot of stamina so she can handle being tickled for long periods of time. She also has 0 shame for her liking of tickling and will directly ask any of her friends for tickles. She will mainly go to Nene, Tsukasa or Rui.

She loves being chased, it makes her feel giddy for what's to come.

She's typically a cheerful person. But like imagine a sad Emu 'cause the sun is setting and the others just shower her in comfort/cheer up tickles. I can also imagine Honami giving her cheer up tickles. Like that time Emu was sad 'cause the park was under inspection I think, and just imagine Honami giving her soft tickles to help cheer her up.

Emu is one big tickle spot, I can't think of a specific spot that would be more or less ticklish akshaisjaosj

Ok but like imagine WxS having a sleepover and Emu is feeling too energetic so they all tickle her until she's fast asleep.

Going back to ler Emu, she has small fingers so she can easily get into any nook and cranny. Her tickles can be a bit on the rougher side, but still playful.

Nene:

My fave sassy 'lil diva 💚

Unrelated, but I love how in the game they all treat Robo-Nene as it's own person qksyqihsiqhs

She's not one to like being touched or touching others (atleast with people she's not too familiar with), besides all the years that Rui has tormented her with tickles SJAISJSISJS

Yo imagine 'lil Nene having enough of 'lil Rui always tickling her and one day has the idea to fight back and that's how she finds out just how ticklish the purple blob is SLAJAKAJSJS (will never let him live it down LMAO)

She's a switch. Will tickle Rui when he's a bit too cracked out (same thing with Emu, god forbid they get cracked out at the same time JSAJJSKHS).

Her tickles are soft but very fast (probably from all the videogames she plays aoshaishaj)

Will also tickle Tsukasa when his ego is a bit too inflated (or just to mess with him 'cause she felt like it lolol)

She can be quite the teasy ler (it's all that sass in her lol). But as a lee she's so shy it's so cute!

Gets so easily flustered when in a lee mood. Will refuse to ask directly for tickles till the day she dies (Rui also likes to abuse that).

Mainly gets tickled by Rui, Emu, and Tsukasa

If Rui and Emu ever gang up on her she will actually pass away akshaisjaksh

She's the complete opposite of Emu, has 0 stamina and can't handle being tickled for too long.

Prefers much softer tickles over the rougher stuff. Her partners always make sure that she's comfortable when being tickled.

She's a big squirmer, not afraid to throw a punch or a kick LOLOL. I can imagine Rui has random bruises from when they were kids aishisjlaaia

Rui:

Ok I know I've made it clear I'm a h*e for Akito, but Rui is fcking hot okay?! SKAAJAKAJAKJ

His torpe card is literally the sexiest thing ever (god I feel like such a degenerate LMAO)

And his voice is actually eargasmic SKAJAIAJSISJ

Ok I'll stop being a simp

Anyways, he's a pure switch. An actual menace when in a ler mood. His main victims are Tsukasa, Emu, Nene and Mizuki

He likes to tickle others when he's feeling all playful or just wants to mess with them. But he also sees it as a form of affection. He just enjoys making people smile and laugh.

He's been tormenting Nene with tickles since childhood (someone save her!). Poor Tsukasa is his main victim nowadays (rip). Rui and Emu constantly team up to torment the others, but he still gives her her fair share of tickles.

It doesn't happen as often, but I can imagine he and Mizuki would have playful tickle fights whenever they meet up at the rooftop.

Let's be real, Rui would use tickling as a form to get his way. Tsukasa won't let him send him into space?? Tickle him!

Rui's tickles can vary depending on who he's tickling. He can go from gentle to rough, depending on how much the lee can take. He's like a mind reader when it comes to figuring out his lees.

I don't think it's a surprise to anyone that Rui is a teasy 'lil shit. Absolutely loves to verbally tease the others (and is very good at it).

Now Rui as a lee, hoo boi... I think I've made it clear I'm a sucker for lee Rui akdhakdhaj

There's something about imagining this teasy bastard being a very shy lee that gives me all the good emotions LMAO

As a lee he's very different compared to when he's ler. Very shy and easily flustered, especially by verbal teasing (poor bby can't take what he dishes out).

He is very ticklish and will probably deny it till the day he dies.

He's not embarrassed necesarilly by his sensitivity, it's more because of his liking of tickling. He feels...vulnerable when showing that side of him, so he's very skeptical with who he chooses to share it with (let's be real, I'm just self projecting at this point. I do this a lot with Rui I'm sorry SJAKSHAISH). You can imagine his relief when the others didn't find him even more weird because of it, and even engage him in such activity.

Ok so he's pretty much ticklish in most places. His armpits and ribs being his death spots.

Ok but like I can imagine he'd be so flustered if his ler told him to keep his arms up (he'd still do it tho lolol).

Anyways, his neck and ears are very big giggle spots for him.

And I can't say this enough... HIS PALMS ARE SO TICKLISH!!! Like just softly stroke his palm and he's a goner. Gets very flustered when tickled there.

He mainly gets tickled by Tsukasa, Emu, Nene and Mizuki.

Like I said, he and Mizuki get into tickle fights.

When Tsukasa found out that this bastard was ticklish, his ego just skyrocketed LMAO. After enduring so much bullying from Rui, he can now give him a taste of his own medicine.

Like I mentioned previously, Nene tickles him when he's being too extra. And Emu just loves seeing the dude's reactions akshajsjajsh

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This thing has been in the making for the past like 10 years (or atleast it feels like it)

Also I'm sorry for making the Tsukasa part soo long KASJAKSJAJJD

#project sekai #colorful stage #tickle #colorful stage tickle #project sekai tickle #hcs #tickle hcs #project sekai tickle hcs #colorful stage tickle hcs #wxs hcs #tsukasa tenma #emu otori #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro

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Time for the next entry in my Flash Vol 2 readthrough with Issue 15 - Hitting Bottom

I took a bit of a break after whatever tf was going on with Annual 1, but I know there’s some interesting stories that lie ahead, so let’s get to it and see what Messner-Loebs has in store.

What a bleak beginning. I guess it was foolish of me to think Velocity 9 was going to be dropped as a story element, but I’m glad we’re not just acting like this crazy drug magically went away just bc Savage ran off.

Oh right I forgot about the money situation. But more importantly, his speed powers are all funked up, and that’s gotta be EVERYTHING to him. It makes me think of that panel from his infamous Kid Lantern stint where his powers were stolen and he starts freaking out when he thinks he’s lost his speed forever. ;_; poor guy

Wally’s feeling bummed about everything going on, and rightly so. And he hasn’t been very into Tina for a while, but then here she is just like cheery and cute. If things are ending between them, he really oughta let her know.

Lol he’s face palming in the background. No wonder he wasn’t home very often if this is what it was like heh.

LMAO HE IS GONE.

I’m going to be honest, I could take a little less of Wally’s mom in this story. I know she’s a big part of his life and one of the instigators, but like.. I’m tired.

So Wally’s worried about the rest of the money he owes and he feels like he isn’t qualified to do any job besides what he was doing. He just isn’t thinking creatively enough. Pleeeenty of jobs out there for a cute red head lol. But idk why Tina is relying on him financially bc she’s like a scientist right? She should be making bank.

Oh hey I recognize that silhouette!

Looool okay so Chunk is waiting to see Wally to give him some bunce bc apparently he’s that one that’s really making bank. It was a nice thing to do, but definitely a backhanded compliment type of move. 😂 And Wally’s over here trying to act mature and not butt hurt about it.

At least he met a nice neighbor, even the other neighbor slammed the door on him and his landlord hates him.

Oooh okay so this is the first time we’re seeing Jerry after the treatment. Why does he look like a caveman tho? At least he’s kind of got a purpose now, with the Velocity 9 addicts.

This can’t be good...

Noooo do not hurt our boy ;_;

Vandal really sent a message, eh? And then Wally crawled back into the shitty apartment building begging for help. He’s a bloody pulp. :( That neighbor from before took him in. I wonder what will happen.

Final thoughts:

THIS WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT ANNUAL. JUST SO, SO MUCH BETTER WTF.

Ahem. Besides that, I really think the parts of this comic that interest me most are where Wally’s character is revealed and there’s some depth there to consider who he is and how his past and his powers and his relationships define him. Seeing him on hard times is like, wow there’s so much to unpack with this guy. And unlike how he’s portrayed in so much other media, his story is just sad. Like it’s just plain miserable for a lot of it.

So I’m actually excited to see where this goes because I have read some issues that will be coming up soon, and I’m just like jeez how do we get from here to there?? But I suppose things could turn on a dime when you’re a superhero right? Wally’s gotta just keep moving.

#katereadscomics #wally west #the flash #flash vol 2

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