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trashmakerarticle · 7 months

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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

#jason todd #Bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #Damian Wayne #tim Drake #clark kent #Batman #alfred pennyworth #Bruce: he my little baby #jason: I’m 6’2 and have the ability to kill you if I wanted #Bruce: my baby my little son #jason: GOD YOURE SO EMBARRASSING DAD #jason was probably the most behaved child before he went boom boom and I stand by that #he enjoyed school #most likey hated it when he missed it #and he loves classic literature???#bros a huge nerd #yea dick is all smiles but probably gave Bruce’s near death heart attacks everytime he swung from chandeliers and rooftops #jason just wanted to live his life in the library reading his fav books and homework

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spilladabalia · 8 months

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In the year 2427

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Makeup And Vanity Set music + The Curious Female movie excerpts

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dudedidujust · 2 months

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Au where Damian comes to Gotham with the goal of infiltrating and eventually overthrowing Batman instead of inheriting the mantle. Not much changes from canon except for the fact that he views everything that batman owns as his. That's his future cave and his future batmobile. This also includes his robins. After all everyone knows Batman wouldn't really be Batman without them.

Cue a very bewildered Tim being lectured on his eating habits by a righteous Damian who won't let one of his people take shortcuts with their health.

#Damian looking at the manor: its free real estate #he almost writes off red hood but after finding out his identity he switches to trying to lure him yo his side #jason gets the head of a random thug who was bothering him on his doorstep #damian: im gonna be a better batman than batman. I'll sway all his allies to my side and then there'll be no complaints when i take over #everyone else: he's such a sweet kid. sorta prickly but he has a good heart ❤️#damian wayne #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #they all thinks he's trying so hard to be accepted into the fam when infact he's trying to get to the top

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wrynrambles · 3 months

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Dick Grayson hands out ridiculous businesses cards for his side hustle: Hire Nightwing for Your Kids Birthday Party! He use to be an acrobat, so he's qualified.

Not a soul has put together the pieces yet, not even when he showed up in THE Nightwing costume. They all just think it's Dick Grayson, the acrobat, who is like... Unnaturally skilled at everything.

#his business card is a picture of him but with a fake #oversized mustache #he would endorse himself as Nightwing if Bruce would allow it #but he almost had a heart attack when he found out about his gigs #batfam #batfamily #batman #robin #dc #dick grayson #nightwing

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crii-sis · 4 months

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screaming crying throwing up

Batman: Curse of the White Knight (2019-2020) #8

#batman #batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #my heart #my baby #good dad bruce wayne #sean murphy #murphyverse #batman and robin #comics #dc comics

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malenjoyer · 22 days

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#1 gotham yaoi

#two face #harvey dent #batman #bruce wayne #bruharvey #my art #i'm a multishipper.. but i must say this wins my heart in terms of bruce ships #huge fan of i can fix you (i'm also not well) ships

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nightwingsgirlfriend · 14 days

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my man 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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sisaloofafump · 1 year

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Batman vs BLÅHAJ

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[image ID: drawing of Batman and Damian Wayne. Damian is holding up the large ikea shark plush and Batman is spraying it with a pink cloud of Shark Repellent. Batman is turned slightly to glare at the audience. His head is circular, with large ears, and pitch black. Damian's in his newer grey and red outfit. End ID]

#shark repellent is already canon #Damian's blahaj is canon in my heart #Batman #dc comics #Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne #blahaj #batfam #my art

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lurkinglurkerwholurks · 1 month

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My latest project, and as someone who cannot Art worth a lick outside of the written word, I’m very proud of these!

#batfam #fanart #Batman #Nightwing #red hood #Red Robin #black bat #robin #Alfred pennyworth #Alfred is the teeniest bc he is their heart 😌

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 10 months

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As it turns out, Danny makes a pretty good leader. His little gang of homeless children has grown immensely, both from picking up strays and from assimilating other gangs into his group.

Danny might only be 10 and still figuring out his powers but dang, intangibility and flight are over powered even before you add invisibility and laser blasts. At first he regretted sneaking into the lab alone to check out the portal his parents made in this basement. Waking up in a cold alley in a city you've never heard of is a terrifying experience even without the corrupt cops trying to sell you into human trafficking, but finding out he had powers and could do whatever he wanted? That was great. It no longer mattered that adults didn't listen to him or chased him around. He could do anything now. Be anything. Take anything.

He and the people under his protection often robbed places, never banks or anything but high class restaurants and stores that usually wouldn't even let them in through the front doors. Yeah, Danny can admit most of thier robberies were because of grudges the other kids had because of how they were treated but Danny being ten thought this was fine.

The real issue was Gothams Paw Patrol (who absolutely hate being called that :3 ) they were always on thier case, Dannys especially. They kept insisting that the system could help them -Danny called bull. No one helped him or Jazz back in Amity and it was waaaay nicer that Gotham- and kept getting him and his fellow kids arrested. That didn't really matter. Anti-meta stuff never worked on him so getting himself the other kids out was no big deal.

After overhearing a conversation between Nightwing and one of the other bats a kid came into thier current secret base announcing that Nightwing was poor and the other bats weren't. This caught everyone attention. Appearently Nightwing was trying to establish himself outside of the colony cause he didn't get along great with whoever the bats super daddy was, which was fair. A lot of them were runaways for one reason or another and knew a bunch of reasons why you wouldn't want to except "free" money.

This led to them fetching Nightwings "wingdings" and batarangs instead of keeping them/selling them like they do with the others, sharing some of thier spoils with him like the groceries, jewelry, fancy clothes, ect that they stole.

Dick even catches one of the kids in his apartment in Bludhaven filling up his fridge which has him panicking about his secret id being compromised. Luckly the kids had only followed him there and didn't think to check who was on the lease or anything cause they assumed it would be a fake name or something.

Just Dick getting forcibly adopted by a child gang.

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #nightwing #dick grayson #hes getting so many heart attacks huh #danny is a farel ten year old in this #robin at some point gets sucked into the child gang and the kids demand they teach them stuff #they promise to lead him to some place stray cats like to go to give birth if he does #bribery at its finest #jason is not on the bats side with this #red hood is an ally to the children

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mikakuna · 2 months

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jason as a child looking to bruce with so much love and trust is extremely important to me

#look at his face in the last two ☹️#that's his dad bro please look at them #both their smiles in the last one ARGH the agony is too much #bruce was jason's dad oh my god #he loved that man with his entire little heart #jason todd #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #robin jason todd #second robin #batman comics

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frownyalfred · 6 months

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"Bruce is bad at cooking" broke

"Bruce is great at cooking but he only makes insanely spicy curries he learned while training and nobody else can physically eat more than one or two bites" woke

"Bruce knows how to cook and decides to make fuck-ass smoothies for every meal anyway" bespoke

#batman #bruce wayne #yes this is a bruce wayne call out post #sir why do you keep breaking alfred's heart #batfamily

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qweenofurheart · 10 months

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