#incorrect head cannon

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Batman: Crime is abnormaly quiet today, one more round and we should go home, chum.

Robin (Jason): A-Okay. I may even have time to read a bit before going to bed.

Batman: I'll think about it.

Robin: We could go to Bat Burguer! Di-Nightwing said they have an amazing chocolate milkshake.

Batman: I don't know, Robin...

Robin: I'm sure they have banana milkshake as well or something fruity.

Batman: Hm

Robin: I knew it!

Batman: Hm??

Robin: You are a fruit bat.

Batman: what?

Robin: I was reading a book about animals and they say that of the 1200 known species of bats only three are vampire bats. You are too normal to be a vampire bat. Also vampire bats are smaller and you are very big and vampire bats move solo and while you like to prented to be moody and lonley you have me, Agent A, Batgirl and Nightwing and that just in Gotham. So you are a fruit bat. And you love fruity things.

Batman: *smilling* I suppose.

Robin: And that means we are going to drink the milkshakes because you can't refuse fruit things!

Batman: Because I'm a fruit bat.

Robin: Yeah!!

----- [somewhere in the future] ----

Robin (Damain): I'm the son of Batman, I'll drink your blood, Hood.

Red Hood: Nah, B's totally a fruit bat and as the "blood son" that just means you like banana milkshake, sorry demon brat.

Batman: *in the background, accidentaly listens* *happy hm*

#jason todd #red hood #robin #can you tell I prefer jason as robin and feel sad dc stoled it from me? #i wanna know who he would be without the trauma and the pit #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #batfam #bruce wayne is a good dad #at least in my head he is in cannon is complicated #fluffy #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #also yes baby jay implied bruce was to mid to be a rare type of bat #it was first a reference to him not having powers but i coudn't resist a light you're too normie

[brightsunsmeanshello]

*Gossiping after their respective mission briefs*

Rex: I’m probably gonna die.

Cody: Well you’ve lived a good life.

Rex: I’m ten!

Cody: *unbothered, sipping his caf* I said ‘good’ not ‘long’.

#I like to think they holo-call each other to complain about their General #General Walking Disaster & General No Self Preservation Skills #and then there are the glorious missions where they are together #star wars incorrect quotes #star wars #sw tcw #star wars tcw #the clone wars #the clone boys #captain rex #comander cody #rex and anakin #cody and obi wan #Rex and Cody #star wars clone wars #clone troopers #star wars the clone wars #clone head cannon #star wars headcanons

[umbrellagoaway]

Soda: "one fis-huh twoah fis-huh"

Pony: "are you serious?"

Soda: "YOU PICKED A HARD ONE ON PURPOSE"

Steve: "ITS A DR SEUSS BOOK YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT"

#I feel like this could work with a lot of different characters #I just picked them since it fits one of my head cannons #the outsiders #incorrect quotes #(?)(hope I'm using that right) #unblock me stortborto #steve randle #sodapop curtis #ponyboy curtis #skibidi toilet #class of 09

[kdjojo]

Suguru: "Hey Satoru, mind if I borrow your notes real quick?"

Satoru handing his notes over to him: "Ya, sure idc"

Suguru: "Thank-

Suguru looking down to see one doodle of two stick men that looked like Suguru and Satoru fucking.

Suguru: "Yk what?.. Nevermind-"

#jjk #geto suguru #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #suguru geto #gojo x geto #jjk gojo #satoru gojo #jjk ship #head canon #headcannon #Geto #Joke #real #cannon #Fluff #incorrect hidden inventory posts #hidden inventory #incorrect hidden inventory quotes #hidden inventory arc #pre star plsama vessel

[echo-stimmingrose]

*Dionysus walking into Olympus for the very first time, Hermes by his side*

Dionysus: *spots Ares and Aphrodite* *initiates bisexual panic*

Hermes: Oh no-!

Dionysus: What?

Hermes: I know that look! Absolutely not!

Dionysus: Dude, look at them.

Hermes: Trust me, Dio, you don't want to touch that mess.

Dionysus: Nooooo I'm fairly certain I do...

Hermes: No absolutely not- come on. I'm keeping you in my sight.

#Dio escaped his sight exactly 19 times that night #only to be dragged back to him like an angry puppy. #hermes #dionysus #hermes and dionysus #yall are gonna get sick of me with my Hermes taking care of young Dio head cannons #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #ares #aphrodite

[xanderio1]

Peter: Mr Stark, I need some help

Tony: what with?

Peter: YOUR MUM!

Tony: haha that's funny kid.

Steve: 💀

Loki: 😀

Tony: especially since bucky killer my mum.

Bucky: it's probably better if I sit this one out. 😶🫥

Rhodes: *laughing his ass off*

Tony: *wheezing at the kids face*

Later on Peter professedly apologised as Loki had put him up to it, Peter, as such did not know Mr.starks mum died. Tony said it was fine and that it was funny but Peter did not care and ended up crying.

#iron dad #iron man #peter parker #spider son #spiderman #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #marvel headcanons #spider sosn and iron dad head cannon

[wein-bitte]

🧼 :  [Holding up hand-made explosives] You don't know me. You think these make me look gay? 

Gaz🧢 : You look like you might have seen one up close.

#incorrect call of duty quotes #incorrect quotes #gaz #cod gaz #kyle gaz garrick #gaz mw2 #soap mw2 #john soap mctavish #soap #cod #call of duty #head cannon #mw2 #soapgaz #source: Boondock Saints 2 #chat #funny #lol #interact pls #interact please #lets be friends #fandom #f

[incorrectneverland]

Jafar: Couldn't help but notice you have a type...

Hook: Nonsense.

Jafar: typically 30 to late 20s intelligent women and the dumbest noble men you've ever met.

Hook: .....*frustrated sigh *

Jafar: you have a type.

#head cannon #peter pan #incorrect peter pan #incorrect quotes #captain hook #disney #disney jafar #disney villians

[silentstudiosyt]

Emma: Hey Ray

Ray: What?

Emma: You know how you told me to pick up my medication from the pharmacy?

Ray: Yes?

Emma: They're out of my ADHD medication for the next 5 days

Ray: Shit

Emma: It's going to be a fun week

Ray walking away: I'm going to my mom's

Emma: Through sickness and health mother fucker!

#Yes I head cannon Emma having adhd #yakusoku no neverland #the promised neverland #ray x emma #rayemma #ray tpn #emma tpn #ray ynn #emma ynn #tpn #ynn #incorrect quotes #I guess it's more of a scenario #tpn incorrect quotes

[dontgetcaught256]

Astrid: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Snotlout: Um, make lemonade?

Astrid: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

#httyd #rtte #astrid #astrid hofferson #aggressive astrid hofferson #snotlout #snotlout jorgensen #incorrect snotlout #incorrect astrid hofferson #incorrect httyd quotes #httyd text post #funny httyd #rtte textpost #rtte incorrect quotes #source: unsure #it is my head cannon that astrid has uncontrollable anger issues

[thebunnylord]

Human ttte road trip headcanons:

Thomas: loves road trips, doesn’t have a schedule, or a plan, spends most of the road-trip with his head out the window.

Edward: likes to travel with company and just talk about life.

Henry: always takes the scenic route, has to stop and take a picture of the scenery, will pull over to take pictures of wildlife.

Gordon: likes to drive fast, gets a speeding ticket every time.

James: radio blaring, windows down, causes the biggest ruckus he can make, also forgets the map and gets lost and spends more time getting ready for the road trip than actually going on a road trip.

Percy: gets very car sick very easily. Needs to pee every mile.

Toby: just likes to take it slow and enjoy the road, drives so slow that he creates a whole line of traffic behind him because old man at the wheel. Also needs to stop at every sheep he sees.

Duck: has a strict schedule, no stops, “oh you have to pee? Too bad we’re not stoping”, hates riding with Toby and backseat drives when he isn’t driving. Has to stop at the beach every time.

Oliver: goes off on an “adventure”, gets lost, and has to back track.

Donald and Douglas: their car has broken down in the middle of nowhere.

Emily and the other girls: blasts pop music at full volume, sunglasses on and out, they are off for a good time, oh crap, they left someone behind.

Bill and Ben: Bill steers while Ben works the pedals before breaking out into an argument over who’s driving, end up in a car crash. Also forgets their spare tire, gas, map, snacks, water, and everything you need for a road trip

Diesel: pure concentrated road rage.

Bertie: is the only normal driver here, until her challenges Thomas to a race.

George: is the road construction that causes traffic to be back up for miles and when one of the drivers honks their horn, he will go up to them, and flip them off.

Skarloey: old man driving 2.0, can’t see over his dashboard and drives so slow that he causes traffic to be backed up for miles.

Stephen: is in the passenger seat with Skarloey talking smack about how everyone nowadays drives. Is also a nursing home escapee

Glynn: is also in the same car yelling at every car who honks at them to calm down. Had also escaped the nursing home with Stephen and are now on the run.

Rheneas: is in the same car sleeping.

Duncan: is in the same car cussing and yelling at every single car that passes them, backseat driving galore, reaches over to honk the horn, and has to listen to the rock station before Skarloey finally pulls over and makes Duncan get out of the car, and drives off.

Duke: went inside the gas station store to get a snack and was left behind.

Millie: is searching for Stephen and Glynn.

#ttte #thomas and friends #ttte headcanon #ttte humanisation #ttte incorrect quote #road trip #road trip head cannons #tag yourself

[kdjojo]

So I just imagine Haibara and Nanami have the same secret spot / comfort place which I'd underneath a tree in jujutsu tech or high. Haibara usually takes a nap on one of the thick branches and Nanami sits on the grass right next to the tree.

Nanami: "Haibara, get down your going to get hurt!"

Haibara: "Nanami, don't worry I won't get hurt!"

Nanami sighing and shaking his head: "Just take a nap right next to me!"

Haibara just brighting up: "Reallyyy?! If ya say so!"

Haibara just climbing down the tree and placing his head down on Nanami's lap.

Nanami: "Not there- whatever.."

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #haibara yu #jjk ship #Headcannon #head cannon #Nanami kento #kento Nanami #Yu haibara #Haibara x Nanami #Nanami x Haibara #Hainana #Nanahai #Comfort #fluff #jjk story #Incorrcet hidden inventory quotes #incorrect hidden inventory posts #hidden inventory arc #hidden inventory #pre star plsama vessel

[poe-tat]

Mushitaro Aroace? I dunno but this is definitely me being delulu and just me but whatever

Mushitaro and romantic movies; that ONE scene you know the one

Mushitaro: *childish? Reaction*

Mushitaro and horror movies; any scene

Mushitaro: *watching it with pure joy and not scared at all*

Ranpo: for someone who can watch horror movies why are you so... When it comes to romance?

Mushitaro: .... Dunno

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd incorrect quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #bsd mushitaro #is this me head cannoning mushitaro being aroace? i dunno you tell me #is this just me saying how i am with these two movies? absolutely #do i know what this says about me? nope

[operadsaremyhappyplace]

Win: What’s your blood type?

Team: How would I know?

Win: How would you not?!

Team: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Win: You don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM!?

#incorrect bl quotes #between us #incorrect between us quotes #winteam #between us win #between us team #until we meet again #I have a head cannon that Team knows a lot of random facts #they usually aren't particularly useful

[thesunbearer]

Hey everyone, I am a huge fan of The Sunbearer Duology, I made this account to share my love for the books.

I write fanfiction, I do mediocre fanart, I write head cannons, incorrect quotes if that's what you want to see.

What do you want me to post? Please give requests on literally anything and I'll do my best.

#the sunbearer trials #celestial monsters #fanfics #fanart #head cannons #incorrect quotes

[wein-bitte]

Gaz: Looking good, mate!

💀: I'm always impressed by how slender you are.

🐯: Thank you~ I try not to get too bulky, but my tactical gear makes me look really thick. Probably because I wear a two-layer plate armor under my vest!

Gaz: At least you're protected.

Gaz: --And wearing a proper helmet.

💀: I feel like you're calling me out, tart.

Gaz: If the headwound fits.

#kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #gaz #cod gaz #mw2 #mwii #modern warfare two #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #head cannon #head cannons #headcannon #headcannons #cod #video games #chat #incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #asks open #requests open #interact pls #tiger #horangi #cod horangi #ghost #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley #simon riley