#incorrect heartbeat quotes

[incorrect-heartbeat-quotes]

Patch: If you're flying through the desert and your boat gets a flat tire… What should you have in your pockets? Eve: Um… Uh… Eve: *confidently* Blue! Because ice cream doesn't have bones! Patch: Yes.

#Patch Godunov #eve staccato #Source: Tik Tok #incorrect quotes #incorrect heartbeat quotes

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *hangover drunk but not blackout drunk in an elevator* Hey, did you know I can do a standing split?

Cody: *has tapped that before, has had 15 cups of caff and is vibrating into a new reality* Haven’t seen it but I assumed.

Rex: People ask why I don’t wanna go to the bar with you two.

Anakin: *filming Obi-Wan trying to crawl the wall like an exorcist scene* We’ve been stuck in this elevator since the last gymnastics you did, Obi-Wan, maybe stick to the floor?

Obi-Wan: Okay. Cody get on the floor with me.

Cody: Why??

Obi-Wan: I don’t wanna float away.

Cody: Noah Fence. But if I sit down right now I might implode.

Rex: I’m so embarrassed to know them. I would actually rather die than be rescued from the same elevator with these two.

Anakin: *holds up his saber* I mean, at this point it might be worth Padme paying for the damages-

Obi-Wan: *starting to cry cause Cody won’t cuddle*

Cody: *humming at an alarming volume In overstimulation*

Rex: I don’t even care anymore, get us out of here so I can bleach my brain. Now.

Anakin: On it, boss!

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #captain rex #Obi and Cody are autism and it hurty #stimulants and alcohol are all equally as evil to autism brain #they are about five seconds from crying about wanting to go to bed #it’s like watching toddlers who are drunk and evil #Rex would sell them in a heartbeat

[bbygirl-aemond]

aegon: now, as your best friend- aemond: helaena is my best friend. aegon: aemond: aegon: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

#aemond says this as if he wouldn't die for them both in a heartbeat #he just likes being mean to aegon #aegon targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #aemond targaryen #helaena targaryen #helaena #aegon #aegon ii #aemond #aegon the elder #quotes #hotd #house of the dragon #incorrect house of the dragon #incorrect hotd

[whitecrossgirl]

Hotch: *nudging Emily with his shoulder* Why are you always falling asleep against me? Am I really that boring?

Emily: *half asleep* You make me feel safe.

Hotch: *blinking back tears* Oh…

#criminal minds #hotchniss #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #incorrect quotes #best thing is it works the other way too #they make one another safe #because they will both die and murder for the other in a heartbeat

[adastra121]

MC: *enters* Vere, not looking up from his oolong tea: You look nice today, MC. MC: Vere, you didn’t even look at me. Vere: No, but Mhin’s heart rate sped up as soon as you walked in so it’s a safe guess. Mhin, turning red: Y-YOU FCUKING IDIOT NO IT DIDN’T—

#another bit of fun with vere’s enhanced senses #I don’t know if he can hear heartbeats but it’d be fun if he could #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved vere #touchstarved mhin #mhin x mc #mc x mhin #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #source: wattpad

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

Frank: Wanna play 21 questions?

Matt: Sure!

Matt: What’s your favorite color?

Frank, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

#Frank can’t read heartbeats but he knows how to interrogate lol #daredevil #punisher #frank castle #matt murdock #text post #frankmatt #fratt #incorrect quotes #gayshipsareyayships #lmao

[sassenashsworld]

Meanwhile, Danse and his cargo land in the heart of a bustling Goodneighbor for a Brotherhood vertibird arriving in the middle of their square. Guns rise, threatening, when the mayor rushes through the crowd.

Hancock : Wait a minute, wait a minute, brothers, sisters. Wait! Let’s hear what the emissary of this mission wants us before—

[Danse take off his helmet]

Hancock : —shoot him!!

[Danse throws a grim glance]

Danse : Very funny, they could take you seriously

Hancock : That’s what I hope

@jasmineofthecommonwealth

#fallout 4 #fallout #incorrect fallout 4 quotes #hancock #danse #john hancock #paladin danse #fanfic wip #fallout 4 fanfiction #the heartbeat of the commonwealth

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Njord: You're offered a hundred million dollars-

Loki: I'm suckin' it.

Njord: Shaquille o- DAMN lemme get my shit out first da-DAMN!-

Tyr: DAMN-

Njord: HOLD ON MAHN LMAO-

#In a heartbeat #low-key gotta love Loki #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology quotes #incorrect mythology #norse mythology memes #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #loki #njord #tyr #incorrect myths

[losertriangles]

Draal: Do you love me?

Astrid: Of course I love you!

Draal: If Aaarrrgghh and I were to be kidnapped, you would choose to save me over him?

Astrid: Hold on now, you better know your fucking place-

#trollhunters #TOA #Tales of Arcadia #canon x oc #Astdraal #wizards #3below #astrid grace #draal the deadly #aaarrrgghh #Yes #Draal is her mate #But Aaarrrgghh is her best friend #I'd save Aaarrrgghh over anyone in a heartbeat #He deserves the world #Incorrect quotes #trollhunters oc

[pwurrz]

morvay, answering the phone: “hello?”

the person on the phone: “i’m a serial killer and i’m in your house!”

morvay: “ok.”

the person on the phone: “i wrote a riddle on your living room wall in blood, come solve it!”

morvay: “no.”

person on the phone: “i’m not asking you to.”

morvay: “you say ‘yes’ i say ‘no’ it’s my house, i win.”

person on the phone: “COME INSIDE!!”

morvay: “SHUT UP!!”

person on the phone: “you’d better do what i say.”

morvay: “shiver me timbers, i’m shaking in my versace leather sandals!”

person on the phone: “bad move bucko, i just killed your dog!”

morvay: “i-i don’t have a dog..?”

person on the phone: “i-i just killed your dog to show that i’m not messing around!”

morvay: “my love. i don’t have a dog!”

person on the phone: “…” *looks closely at the dog tag to find that it reads ‘momo. if lost please return to aster!’*

person on the phone: “shit.”

#and then aster fucking kills him the end #momo’s not actually dead he’s just faking it because he’s a smart boy #he could tear that murderer to shreads in a heartbeat but he doesn’t want to get blood on the carpet lmao #aster would be Pissed </3 #incorrect nu carnival quotes #nu carnival #aster #morvay #animal death ment / #long post

[krysmcscience]

Saw this prompt for incorrect OC quotes and couldn't resist with a bunch of my Breach goobers. Some of them would absolutely say these things word for word in canon if I gave them half the chance to, though. XD

They're in order of when they showed up in person - Qīng, Ghost, Red, Marisol, Shio, Cam, Daruk, Tawoos, and Alondra - as well as some important honorable mentions who have only been mentioned or gotten dialogue - Star, Blake, and Creation.

Star's design is a slight spoiler, I suppose, but it doesn't reveal if they're human or impostor, so it's all good. Creation's "design" also isn't a spoiler at all, because They can look however They want, LOL. As for Shio...some of you who have seen the body horror I've done of them may be wondering why they look so normal here, but I promise there are Reasons. :3c

In other news, will I be making a liar out of Shio in an upcoming Breach canon divergence? ..........Maybe~ >:3c

#original characters #breach #among us #(technically lol) #look i even revealed what their colors would be - as if it wasn't already patently obvious #aside from creation but - uh - ignore them (trust me it's better this way) #meanwhile qīng's color isn't even available which is a Damn Shame #there needs to be a sky blue already ffs #cyan ain't cutting it #if it were an actual lobby qīng would waffle so hard between blue and cyan and would miss his chance to pick either XD #the closest quote to canon is cam's because she REALLY wants a different job and she'll take yours in a fucking HEARTBEAT #meanwhile the closest quote to BECOMING canon is creation's and it is taking all of my willpower to resist their insistence that i allow it #the most incorrect quote of all is definitely blake's - he is so mad at me for drawing this and calling out how he feels about his old job #the biggest lie here is red's - he absolutely thinks about breaking rules and does it a lot more than he'd like to admit #someone give poor tawoos a fucking break - they didn't ask for this #i promise that marisol is more than The Bitchy Sunflower Girl - just give her some time - i promise #alondra has other aspects too but she would be weirdly offended if you tried to assure her that she's more than just Squeaky Mouse Girl #if daruk ever had to go to anger management he would accidentally incite a rage riot just like dan did in that episode of dan vs #ghost i'm sorry but your fashion sense is incomprehensible and i don't even know how i come up with half the stuff i put you in #did blake steal the jacket off of crinklytinfoil's pink/chase from the skeld? absolutely not - he borrowed it cuz those two would be BUDS #these tags are ridiculous #ok im done now

[redbullgivesyouwingedkuriboh]

Zane, slamming a paper cup into every single pop lever:

Zane, drinking the combination:

Zane, to the camera: Fuck you.

#ygo gx #yugioh gx #incorrect yugioh gx #ygo gx incorrect quote #zane truesdale #ryo marufuji #source: vine #listen every so often I wake up in a cold sweat with a new vine that Zane fits in and I have to write about it #my genius comes in random spurts bear with me please #(Just like zane’s heartbeat) #(ooooooh)

[incorrectly911]

Bobby: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Buck: Yes.

Bobby: I was hula-hooping. Athena and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Buck: Oh my god.

Bobby: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Buck: Why are you telling me this?

Bobby: Because no one will ever believe you.

Buck: You sick son of a bitch.

#i almost made this with Buck and Ravi with Buck as the one who hurt his wrist but then i realized everyone would believe it in a heartbeat #911 fox #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #evan buckley #bobby nash #robert nash #911onfox #911 on fox #athena grant

[howl-at--the-sun]

Warriors, holding a barcode scanner up to his arm: You see how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless

Legend: Or you’re not worth anything

#those two are the brothers that take any excuse to insult each other but will protect each other in a heartbeat #lu legend #lu warriors #linked universe #lu incorrect quotes #levis speaks

[diabolimeservavit666]

Negan: I just slipped my dick down your throat and you thanked me for it. John: Who the fuck do you think you are?

@wheresurmoose

#original negan quote was said to rick #but honestly hed say it to almost everyone #twd crossover #spn crossover #supernatural #the walking dead #jeffrey dean morgan #john winchester #negan smith #twd incorrect quotes #spn incorrect quotes #characters of the same actor meeting each other #john would kill him in a heartbeat #but negan wouldnt make it easy for him either

[theunfoundsoul]

To be so desperate to fucking let yourself be treated as an option?!

#book quotes #art #dark academia #dark art #books & libraries #fairy tale #english literature #incorrect quotes #literature #horror #literature quotes #options #dead poets society #poetry #you broke my fucking heart #heartbreak #heartbeat #hearbroken #heartache #spilled heart #heartcore #painful #im hurtin #philosophy #psychology #dead inside #deadpoetswilde #fuck you #fuck my life