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hymemena · 8 months

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Incorrect Quotes Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs. Some of these are from a generator and some are original from me.

CW: Suggestive, Swearing, Self-Deprecation, Witchcraft

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"I don't hate you. I just said that you can't be trusted with or without supervision."

"You sure are pronouncing horny wrong."

"My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look."

"I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people."

"I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!"

"I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber."

"I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."

"I am so horny and angry all the time."

"Woah dude, premarital hand-holding? That’s just not cool or groovy."

"Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!"

"Pros and cons of dating me. Pros. You'll be the cute one. Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-"

"Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..""

"I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word."

""What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?"

"I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room."

"Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird."

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asmrbrainrot · 8 days

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LET HIM COOK!!!

#meme by @willove01 #obsidian lantern #siren son asmr #asmr roleplay #incorrect quotes #gator boys belongs to obsidian lantern #mage bunkshelf #asmr #not my art #gator boys #bodie belongs to capitalmaudios #capitalmaudios #magebunkshelf #Youtube

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willowve01 · 1 month

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Timmy: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong, or am I weak?

Bodie: Strong.

Bug: Weak??

Marco: …

Marco: A dumbass.

#obsidian lantern #gator boys #mage bunkshelf #capital m audios #asmr roleplay #asmr memes #incorrect quotes

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incorrectquotesharrypotterv · 2 years

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Y/n: Look, I know it’s hard. But there’s only one way you deal with fear.

Harry: How?

Y/n: You stand up, and you kick it in the teeth.

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hollywood-rose · 1 year

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Jill: I owe you one.

Carlos: That's okay, you can just date me and we'll call it even!

#meme #incorrect quotes #funny #resident evil #jill valentine #carlos oliveira #leon kennedy #claire redfield #chris redfield #valeveira #roleplay

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juliusthedressmaker · 8 months

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:)<3

#julius doherty #julius the dressmaker #juliusthedressmaker #creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta roleplay #//rp blog #creepypasta meme #incorrect creepypasta quotes #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta

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hoodedchishiya · 1 year

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Kuina: I’m cold.

Chishiya: Then put on a jacket and stop complaining. You’re literally wearing a crop top in winter.

Kuina: No. none of my jackets match this cute outfit.

Chishiya: *Shrugs* Freeze then. Perish for all I care.

Kuina: ..How dare you?? The fucking audacity you have—

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aurkitnarulaoge · 24 days

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arey, i forgot which character you are.....

i'm yudhisthir......

Nakul Nakul Nakul

#desiblr #desi tumblr #desi #desi tag #desi shit posting #desi girl #being desi #desi humor #desi stuff #mahabharat memes #mahabharata #incorrect mahabharat quotes #out of context discord #discord chat #discord server #discord roleplay #discord rp

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killianlynch · 8 months

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Fuckin' Jules ordered me to make a goddamn video confessing that I let him fuck my ass and enjoyed it so here ya fuckin bitches go. Now shut the fuck up.

#killian lynch #//rp blog #creepypasta incorrect quotes #meme #julius the dressmaker #julius doherty #creepypasta roleplay #rp blog #//rp interaction

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sir-klauz · 1 year

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Don’t come near me today Bella my mouth is a closed off to humen neck zone

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thesixthimmortal · 5 months

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Wiggly: I’m sorry but you guys can’t mankeep manboss and manlight out of this one Dina with a knife: Manslaughter it is then

#that one roleplay #shitpost #incorrect quotes #meme #lords in black #hatchetfield rp #Ocs

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ask-serial-designation-s · 6 months

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More quotes!

Eldritch S: I DO NOT WANT "SELF HELP" I WANT A CRYPT!

W: NO DON'T BLEND ME PLEASE!

Eldritch S: Sounds like something a SMOOTHIE would say.

W: I want to be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed.

Q: A scientist.

L: I don't know what your scientist is doing to you but I think you need to go to the police.

#serial designation s au #murder drones roleplay #incorrect quotes #i need moreeee #i put lore in da meme

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gunshotlullabies · 1 year

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Hail Satan

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gamingtimefw · 10 months

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Hidden Secrets in Red Dead Redemption 2 | Epic Explorations and Unforgettable Discoveries!

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#rdr2 #youtube #gaming #rdr2 hidden secrets #rdr2 scenery #rdr2funnymoments #red dead redemption roleplay #rdr memes #rdr2 arthur #rdr 2 story #rdr2 charles #rdr2 posting #rdr2 oc #rdr2 spoilers #rdr2 screenshots #incorrect rdr2 quotes

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the-cursed-acolyte · 1 year

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Minerva: I've already sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

M.K.: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

@thcwidow

#part of our au and a little bit in the future #she's a little confused but she's got the spirit #and mk appreciates it #out of character memes #into the badlands roleplay #mk into the badlands #minerva and mk #source: incorrect quotes generator

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prismolovesfanfiction · 1 year

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I'd love to see a muggle roleplayer or cosplayer interacting with a pureblood wizard "Oh you're a wizard too huh? I can tell by your robes." and just a big misunderstanding occurs

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