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mythuzalasheir3 · 7 months

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something something only murders in the building hatchetfield au with Hidgens as Oliver, Emma as Mabel and tbd as charles.

#mashup au #starkid #hatchetfield #only murders in the building #myth muses #I might wait until I see workin boys to determine who my charles haden savage is

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quail-in-red · 2 months

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it's not you, it's my enemies + coffee shop

66. It’s not you, it’s my enemies + 4. Coffee shop AU

plus bonus florist AU!

Trope Mashups!

#drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #hp fanart #coffee shop au #trope mashups #ask meme #I don’t know if I’ll ever get to all of these but I still have fun doing them every so often!!#Harry’s flower shop is probably called something really dumb like The Flower Potter

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theminecraftbee · 1 month

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Vintagebeef and time loop?

The second-most annoying thing, he thinks, is that his crops just won't grow.

He's wanted to retire for a while now. Head out and live on a farm. Get some rest. Not have to worry about gunfire and business fronts and drugs and appearances and being in charge. He'd known he wouldn't be able to escape fully. Beef always knew he was on a timer, no matter how he tried to bury the hatchet and bury his past behind you. It always catches up.

He had a big name. He had a big life. He can't just retire from being head of Big Salmon, even if his loyal Skizzleman is the only person he told where he was going. One day, someone will catch up with him, and perhaps if he's lucky they'll turn his tractor into a car bomb. If he's unlucky, it'll be personal.

So in a lot of ways, really, the fact he keeps on waking up in the morning is a gift. It may be the same morning over and over again, sure, but he collects the eggs from his chickens, and he pats his dog, and he feeds his pigs, and he feels the sun shine on his face in a place that smells nothing like asphalt and fumes.

If his tomatoes would grow, it'd be nearly perfect, getting to wake up again and again in the sun like this. It's better than a man like him deserves, really. And it may be Wednesday, and Wednesday, and no tomorrows, but he didn't have himself much of a tomorrow anyway, and collecting the eggs from the chickens is nearly as good as harvesting the crops.

Quiet, and peaceful.

Or it should be. But see: the crops not growing are the second-most annoying thing.

The first most annoying is--

"HALLO! I have decided that this time, I am announcing I am here to assassinate you, ah? That way, you won't see it coming and manage to escape."

Beef groans and puts his head in his hands. A red dot appears on his temple.

"Don't try to run. You have a lovely home, of course, and I don't want to put holes in it. You've repaired those holes real fast, I have to say. You're a real hole expert. No, wait, that sounds terrible in English. Ah well, I'll just say it again."

It's him again.

"...hello? VintageBeef? I have been hired to kill you by your rivals? You aren't even moving. See, this is how you always get me. You do not move and I think I have killed you, then I come back in the morning and it is fixed! Very strange, very strange."

He hasn't realized it's a time loop. Somehow. Beef's tried to tell him. It's a little hard when he's busy being as annoying as possible, and ruining what would otherwise be the best chance for Beef to retire he's got.

"Well, okay, I guess I'll just pull the trigger. This is boring. You're boring, except for the part where you won't die. Hey, wait, maybe you can introduce me to your chickens instead? So next time I can bring you a totally safe chicken."

"Go away," Beef says.

"But I'm being paid so much money to kill you!" the famed assassin codenamed Iskall85 says. "We're friends, aren't we?"

"No!"

"But I've tried to do this so many ways!"

"Have you considered there's a reason it's not working?"

Iskall considers for a moment. "Naaaaah," he says, and Beef's instincts flare all at once. He dives to the ground as Iskall takes the shot. "Awww, no fair. I thought you were not moving."

"What do you want from me," Beef says.

"I mean, I feel like I've been pretty clear," Iskall says, and Beef doesn't say that he's not even asking Iskall at this point. He's asking the universe. He's asking this Wednesday. He's asking why this has happened to him.

The universe, of course, does not respond, and Beef ducks behind cover for yet another day of his peaceful time loop retirement being completely ruined.

#answered #fakezircon #ask game #a bee fic #hermitfic #hermitcraft #vintagebeef #iskall85 #i am just writing these as my brain takes me btw. anyway take this bizzare trope mashup of an au #like can you IMAGINE it would be fantastic right

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mispelled · 8 months

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I drew the guys on brand enough times that I think I deserve a lil bit of self indulgent semi-humanization. for funsies

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where-does-the-heart-lie · 1 year

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Did Luffy meet Sodalite before he met Ace and Sabo? (Like Steven knew Garnet before Ruby and Sapphire) It’s very funny to imagine Luffy becoming friends with Sodalite and then meeting Ace and Sabo and being like ????

Okay so i already laid out a luffy timeline in this ask:

And ill continue it here. So luffy gets dropped off on dadan’s doorstep and meets Ace there, but just like in the OP universe; Luffy wants to connect with Ace, but ace will not give him the time of day.

Luffy keeps trying to follow him around but he keeps getting lost, until one day luffy finally follows ace the entire way and he sees sabo, too. He tries to say hi to them, but the people who come down from that high up tree branch isnt 2 people, its 1 person. One.. Giant. Man.

They have a “do you know where Ace and that other guy went?” Conversation and Sodalite is very apprehensive to trusting this goofy little goober.

Basically their original storyline from the OPU, but instead of ace and sabo, it’s Sodalite for the first couple story beats.

After the whole Save-Luffy-From-BlueJam schtick happens, Sodalite finally sits down and has a conversation with Luffy. This conversation is the most heart melting thing for Sodie and he opens up to luffy for the first time.

Luffy just thought ace fucking disappeared when he met sodalite for the first time so this is quite a shock for him. Luffy’s freaked out for a couple mins but he gets the hang of it before long.

@tsuku-yomi-yomi suggested this, and you hit the nail right on the head with it. They usually like to keep fused to be stronger when its just the two of them.

Thanks for the asks!

#ask reply #@verticalsea #@tsuku yomi yomi #gem au #i listened to a mashup of drift away and everything stays while drawing the entirety of that first page #the vibes are immaculate

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fictionadventurer · 10 months

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Sometimes it's good to create stories that are nuanced and meaningful and explore deep themes and complex characters. And sometimes you need to create stories that make you CACKLE WITH DELIGHT because of how dumb they are.

#adventures in writing #anyway i got to talk about both the american hallmark royalty romance and powers and prejudice #and the delight of those absurd mashups cannot be expressed #esp with the first #applying hallmark tropes to this historical au creates some very dumb sentences and it's so fun

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psyduckz · 11 months

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sweet dreams

#dndads fanart #my art #this is the closest i’m getting to making an evangelion au lol #i think taylor has anime mashup dreams like this often though #dndads #dndads s2 #taylor swift dndads #dungeons and daddies #lincoln li wilson #swiftli #kinda implied

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moonsporemoth · 7 months

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verysmallcyborg · 2 months

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hello gay people in my computer. i spent all evening and night on this mashup of hair 131 (fornax's og hair) + the buzzcut hair 10 from fem elezen that hafrun ported to femroes

and by the navigator.....it is such a GOOD look on them.... ough. you understand. just Ough

#fornax #femroe #au roe #it's a Very personal edit that i wanted on fornax so alas. i likely won't unleash this to the wilds (sowwy)#plus it's my first hair mashup............and i am baby

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etheirys · 4 months

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His gloved hand formed a soothing cage around hers as he said it, ' You're of the Source. Unlike these half-men here, you only stand to gain. ' But if she agreed, what would she become?

#ffxiv #ffxiv screenshots #bad end au #2 #3 #i shant put this in the emetwol tag but it is indeed... emetwol #huge thank u to ana in vanilla mashup server for making this vision of this dress come to life aaaaaaaaa #head piece is by liealee/lia with colorset edits #and bloody tears are by zatori #art and edits tag

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mythuzalasheir3 · 6 months

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Today on random mashup AUs that I probably won’t do anything with

This is probably the most cursed thing I could have come up with but Hatchetfield x FNAF AU

Wilbur Cross= William ‘Purple Guy’ Afton

Ted Spankoffski= Mike Afton

Pete Spankoffski= Crying Child

Jenny= Circus Baby

The Lords In Black+Webby= The Animatronics (Wiggly is Freddy, Nibbly is Chica, Pokey is Bonnie, Tinky is Foxy, Blinky is Monty, Webby is Roxy)

Miss Holloway= Henry

Duke or Hannah depending on who the og mci kids are= The Puppet

Paul Matthews= Phone Guy

#mashup au #hatchetfield #fnaf #five nights at wiggly’s AU #myth muses

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starified-lizzy · 1 year

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Hhhh I have thought about turning a mashup au my friend @raccoonwithacoffeecup had made in a discord rp server into an ask blog and I cannot get it out of my head. It’s called The Void Warp Au

I have other stuff I wanna get done first(namely my TreeTurned au) but goddamnit I really wanna do this. Please someone ask me about the au(or any of my aus really), because GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO BRAIN DUMP AND I KNOW KOFFEE WOULD WANT TO TOO. (Also they have expressed interest in turning the au into an askblog too when I proposed the idea/want to do so. Moof= Koff, Rat Lord= Me.)