*Kate, America, Mj, and Peter leaving for a party*
Peter: Okay Missus Romanoff and Missus Maximoff, we are leaving now!
Wanda: Okay! You guys have fun!
Natasha, standing up: Woah hold up—
Kate, rolling her eyes playfully: I know, Mama. “Be home by 1:00.”
Natasha: Yes, but that’s not all.
Natasha: Do not add to the population, do not subtract from the population.
Natasha: Do not end up in the hospital, newspaper, or jail.
Natasha: If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
Kate:
America:
Peter:
Mj:
Wanda:
Natasha, smiling: Have a great time!
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Mj: Why are you following me?
Peter: Because we’re dating now
Mj: Okay… what about Ned?
Peter: We’re a package deal
Ned: Buy one idiot, get one free
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Peter and Y/N arrive at school after early morning patrol…
Y/N: Peter I think you need coffee you’re sounding delirious
Peter: (sleepily) no you’re delicious, what?
MJ runs up…
MJ: Peter, you ready?
Peter: yeah. Bye Y/N, see you later.
Peter sleepily shakes MJ’s hand and kisses Y/N on the cheek…
Peter: I’ll see you after class babe.
Peter walks to his first class…
Y/N: (confused) love you too, Parker
MJ:
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shit peter parker would tweet unprovoked on a tuesday afternoon (norman beat his ass and mj broke up with him for the 20th time)
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Fav phrase is "I just wanna put [character] in my pocket"
Like yeah I'm just gonna pick them right up, put them in my jacket pocket and leave
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Irondad fic ideas #157
The spell is almost complete, and MJ knows. She knows Peter's never going to come find them. He's going to let himself stay forgotten.
So as soon as he's swung away she opens her phone and types in the first chat she sees with Peter not in it: "May Parker's nephew the most boring white boy name Tony Stark's son Midtown decath I love him Ned's best friend about to be erased by magic DONT FORGET HIM FIND HIM."
She manages to add a few final notes just for her, to prove to her future self that she's really the one sending the message. She hits send just as the spell is sealed.
It turns out, the group chat she'd written in was the one for "FOS" (Friends of Spider-Man).
When she stumbles across the chat again, large sections of it's history are now blank, and she doesn't remember what the name stands for. But the members are still there: herself, Ned, May Parker, Happy Hogan, and Tony Stark.
So. Two dead people and May's ex boyfriend, who never bothers to respond. At least Ned is determined. And that "I love him" echoes in her head. They both begin to poke at the mystery, not really sure it'll ever be solved.
Little does she know, Tony Stark is not as dead as the whole world believes. And he's very concerned that this random group chat is talking about magic and him having a missing son.
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