#my homies can’t stand looking at him LMAO

[rafesproactiveprettygirl]

Dating JJ Maybank headcanons

a/n: these are just my personal headcanons and how i personally see jj, im sorry if you disagree:( send me your jj maybank headcanons and maybe i’ll make a part two!

• His love language to others is definitely physical touch! He just wants to hold you for hours and give you soft forehead kisses and feel you rest your head on his chest. But he’d love if your love language was words of affirmation because sometimes he just needs that extra confirmation that you still love air care about him, he needs you to tell him the things his dad never did.

• Okay is it just me or like does JJ give me like southern boy? The way he talks or acts like, are we sure he’s 100% lived in Outerbanks his whole life and not in Texas or something lmao?

• His main nicknames he’d call you are “Babe/baby, honey, darling, sugar, love bug, sweetheart,” and so forth! He loves jokingly calling you “cupcake” though.

• When it comes to cuddling I can’t say which he likes being more, big or little spoon. He likes being big spoon for having that feeling of being able to protect someone but he likes being little spoon in the sense he feels protected as well. He just needs someone to love on!

• He’d definitely come over whenever you’d want, he’d never let you come over because of his dad but he’d go to your place or meet you somewhere.

• He always has to be touching you in some way. Sitting down? Arm is either wrapped around you or your legs are laid over his lap. Standing up? Arm around your shoulder, holding your hand, you holding onto his arm, or his hand on your lower back or around your waist. Laying down/sleeping? He’s got you pulled into his chest.

• He’d definitely try and show off, most the time making a fool out of himself but it makes you love him more!

• I can imagine him loving sea turtles

• He loves taking walks with you on the side of beach, watching the sunset.

• Hes very clingy and as much as he loves being next to you he hates how clingy it is so often times he’ll go through phases of being all over you and then distancing himself from you so you don’t get annoyed by him, but it always ends in you reassuring him you don’t mind.

• Even if he doesn’t have much money he feels bad having you pay for things so he’ll pay for you as much as he can

• He loves when you play with his hair, it’s the only way he can sleep on nights where he has fights with his dad because you being close + your touch is absolute heaven.

• He loves seeing his clothes on you, especially his red hat!

• If you get jealous because he’s talking to someone else like a girl or Kie or whoever really he’ll tease you about it nonstop but secretly fines it cute that you only want him to be yours

• He’s so incredibly touchy when high like not kidding, neck kisses, jawline kisses, kissing your knuckles, like when he’s high his eyes are always on you studying your facial features. Especially if your talking to the group, and when you look at him he’ll give you this droopy red high eyes half smile and it’s so cute. Then he’ll just climb on top of you and start giving you kisses all over your face.

• He’s like a puppy, he needs to always be given attention and be taken care off or he’ll just start whining

• Even if your dating he’ll still call you “bro” and “homie”, he’s your boyfriend but also your best friend!

• He LOVES putting your jewelry on for you

• He’d die if you wore his rings

• He’ll steal your stuff and say “finders keepers” just so you let him have it

• If someone says anything remotely close to negative about you he’s on their ass. “What do you mean by that?”

• When some drama happens you two immediately look at each other like “we know what we’re talking about tonight” because HE IS your gossip buddy. He is THE gossip buddy. He’d definitely be like “No way! She did not. Giiiiiirrrrlllll.”

• Hugs you from behind

• He always sits by you in the car just in case you get into a wreck or someone hits the breaks too hard he can grab onto you immediately

• If you fell asleep together and he wakes up and doesn’t feel you in his arms he immediately turn over, wrap his arm and leg around you, then go back to sleep

#ficsandfun #jj mayback imagine #jjk x reader #jj mayback x reader #jj maybank #jj obx #outer banks #obx3 #obx fic #obx smut

[jonassiegenthighler]

There were two beds actually my friend

So you, specifically, might remember that I was working on a 5+1 a while back, this is it.

It was supposed to be five times they shared a hotel room bed and one time they shared a bed at home or something. Idk I was never all that clear on what the plus 1 was going to be lmao. It needs a pretty thorough edit before it sees the light of day but it's got decent bones.

The thing I kept coming back to was that there doesn't have to be only one bed, sometimes you cuddle with the homies just because you want to.

Snippet:

John gets caught up in discussing the logistics of jumping onto a canoe with a motorcycle and  doesn’t even notice anything is amiss until Jonas is leaving, the last one out as usual, like the leader he doesn’t really want to be but kind of is by default out of loyalty to Nico. 

“Thanks for letting us hang out here tonight. It’s good to spend time together off the ice.” He says to John as he finishes semi-arranging the empty beer bottles to make the mess less obnoxious, just after Kevin and Dougie had finally called it quits on their weird drinking game and stumbled back to their own rooms. 

“Yeah yeah. No problem, Dad.” John replies with an eye roll and stands to deadbolt the door behind him.

“Are you gonna wake up the kid?” Jonas asks just before walking out, gesturing with his chin in the direction of John’s bed. He turns and sees Luke, sleeping on Johnny’s bed, cuddling a pillow to his chest and resting his head on another, he looks so peaceful, not one hint of the stress that sometimes plagues the rookie, there’s a lot of expectations that come with being a Hughes and the first year is always so much harder than you think it’s going to be. John can’t stand the idea of waking him and ruining the peace.

“Nah. Let him sleep.” It gets him a raised eyebrow to check if he’s sure but eventually he gets a nod, and Jonas finally walks out the door. He locks up and brushes his teeth. When he’s done he turns out the light and gets into bed. It never once occurs to him to use the other bed, he just lies down next to Luke and falls asleep.

[estcsy]

so let me tell y’all what happened lol 😋

okay so quick recap if you remember last time I went it was tuesday and that’s when me and me and camilo got into a fight at mirabel’s birthday party lmao BUT, IT WAS WEDNESDAY, NOW IF YOU REMEMBER CAMILO WANTED THIS TO BE “our day” segun el

so like I woke up to the man himself shaking me awake that was the scariest shit thats ever happened to me it was like a jump scare when I opened my eyes

I sleep like a log sometimes so I didn’t hear him like come in or anything he was saying like “wakeupwakeupwakeup” which is really annoying of him but whatever

so my eyes are now open and my fucking soul let my body for a second then I told him to get his ass out and I started throwing things on my night stand at him so he like ran out and then said sorry when he made it out

so now that I’m alone I’m thinking which encanto dr is this (since yk we have the first one and the other one) but I had to slap my face a few times to test if I was dreaming or not

so I got dressed and all and I went downstairs and said my hellos to everyone and hugged them bc yk I missed my homies

so since it was breakfast I was helping cut strawberries with dolores and luisa, and I like asked them what day it is and then dolores told me it was wednesday and then said “good luck” to me and walked away so now I’m just standing there like 🧍🏻‍♀️

but then I heard a knock on the door and it’s mariano’s family so now I’m like happy to see them so I wave and stuff but then that didn’t last long because valentina and her family where behind them 👎🏼

now me and camilo, we’re cool yk it’s awkward as hell but like I don’t have anything against him anymore it’s just HER she’s so mean and for what

so I’m continuing to cut the strawberries with luisa and she told me that she didn’t like her either HA but anyways

i don’t care if her and camilo date as long as she keeps her ass far away from the chair that says my name on it BUT NOOOOOO

when me and luisa got done we had the bowls of strawberries in our hands and I WATCHED her sit on my chair

but casita is not one to take this stuff lightly either so next thing I own the tiles under her are moving and casita THROWS her off

SO NOW ALL OF US ARE LIKE 😦

BUT THEN VALENTINA’S MOM LOOKS AT ME AND SHES LIKE “you did that”

like no lol but she got what she deserved

so I’m like telling her no I can’t control what casita does BUT THIS WOMAN DOESNT LISTEN TO ME

and then she goes on about how I always envied her daughter and whatever 😭

but what REALLLYYY caught me by surprise was when she brought up me not having like parents

WHICH IS REALLY FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT

but she said it like under her breath so the rest of us didn’t hear it but dolores did

so now dolores is mad

and she said something like “qué dijiste”

NOW IM JUST IN SHOCK LIKE I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENING

so the rest of us are confused but then pepa asked her what she was talking about but apparently she said “ella no tiene el amor de su madre para que no se porte mal”

and julieta took it more personally then I did I don’t remember exactly what she said but it was like “creo que preferiría no tener una madre que tener una madre como tú”

so now valentina’s mom is angry

but like she didn’t get the chance to say anything because abuela told her to leave

and then casita opened the doors for them ay ay

but I’m just like looking at my baby maria poor girl looked like she was gonna cry :(

but they were taking too long for casitas liking so casita throws them out and is only gentle with their dad and maria

so then casita slams the door and after that it is DEAD silent and everyone was looking at me and I didn’t know what to do 😭

I just walked out of there but I took a strawberry with me because those are really good

I wasn’t like sad or anything I was just overwhelmed and my head hurt

but anyways

slay points

valentina’s mom casita julieta dolores

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#shifting #encanto #encanto x reader #reality shifting

[ryuuna]

Hullo!

I was browsing through your monster Hunter world art.

I stumbled across the art with your hunter and the handler. I wanted to know if the Hunter is using sign language? I noticed the “o-k” in what I assumed was sign langue haha. (The art of the handler and Palico crashing into the Hunter with the … weird little pink creature wearing a Santa hat and it’s tongue frozen).

Yes she is! I wanted to run with the fact that the hunter doesn’t speak in-game so my hunter uses sign language due to an injury she received in a hunt when she was younger. I’m glad the O-K read alright!

Also that pink lad is my beautiful ballsack son/palico that I joke is her palico when it sheds too much (it’s the nekker armor from the Witcher 3 quest loooool)

#ryuunasks #anon #my son is so ugly he’s cute #my homies can’t stand looking at him LMAO #mhw

[kageyamatobiyogurt]

day 1: haikyuu boys and christmas spirit ✨

a/n: this kicks off my event hehe, hope y’all enjoy the ride!

back to event master list!

includes: tendou, kuroo, sakusa, hinata, kageyama

tendou:

i feel like he enjoys december particularly because everyone tends to be nicer during this time of the year 🥺

something about the lights hung up everywhere makes the world a little brighter and friendlier

he’ll get excited and point out decorations to ushijima when they walk together simply because he can’t contain his excitement

“wakatoshi-kun look at the tree in that store!” he’ll exclaim, shaking his shoulder

“toshi look! they’re hanging up lights!”

it’s sweet to know that the childlike wonder he used to have is still somehow a part of him

definitely finds a way to incorporate red and green into his outfits for the month

he buys one pair of red and one pair of green converse so he can wear both

always whistling some kind of christmas carol

one of the most thoughtful hq boys when it comes to giving presents and i stand by that

he just wants his homies to be happy <3

it’s because he knows what it’s like to not really have friends that gave him gifts…

anyways i love him okay and he deserves the world

kuroo:

mans believes it’s his personal duty to spread christmas cheer throughout nekoma

especially the boys volleyball team

over his dead body will these guys be boring during the month of december

i believe he has a stash of candy canes in his bag at all time

he likes to hand them out lmao

mans eats like 2 every period stop him

also likes to sing christmas carols or christmas themed songs and man’s likes to belt these out

like kenma is sick of hearing his rendition of “all i want for christmas is you” especially if kenma is the target of the song

will definitely articulate every part of the opening “youUuuUuUuu” and it is very bad

also claps to the opening bells of that song (bokuto also sometimes joins)

it doesn’t sound great but the energy is there 

sakusa:

i think it’s not a surprise that he isn’t super hyper

he’s also a little shyer so he won’t openly shout how much he loves this time of the year

it’s the smaller things

he likes the way the world shines and how snow acts like a blanket during december

it’s the perfect season for a good hot chocolate by himself

i feel like sakusa is a good gift giver and he’d probably be the kind of person to get you something small but meaningful and useful

and he doesn’t like to admit it so much but he loves getting good presents

he doesn’t know what it is he gets so happy

if it’s thoughtful it makes his day

one time komori gave him a variety of breathable fabric masks and he gave a smile that was big enough that you could see it through the mask he was currently wearing

“i appreciate this, a lot” he’ll say simply, and coming from him, anyone would feel happy

hinata: 

somehow his eyes shine a little brighter during this time of the year 

he also gets a little extra bouncy lmao 

everyone around him gets a bit infected with his spirit 

will simply not let kageyama or tsukishima be the “literal grinch” during such a happy time of the year 

he gets so excited at the thought of giving presents to his friends 

might be the type to accidentally spoil what he got you on dec 2 because he was so excited about it 

he has two bell keychains on his bag for the whole month so you hear this little jingle wherever he walks 

a little hint that joy itself is coming your way yanno 

he gets a little extra excited for natsu too 

i feel like he’d be the best big brother ever - wanting to make sure that natsu has the best december every year 

he probably makes his own version of an advent calendar for her filled with little trinkets 

he definitely hypes her up every day and gets himself hyped even though he already knows what’s inside 

kageyama: 

ah yes my love hehe

he’s another person who isn’t too vocal about his slight excitement during the holiday season 

but he can’t help the way his heart skips a little when he sees lights strung up and all the decorations that make places more festive 

even entering a grocery store with christmas music makes him smile a little 

he winds up being a less grumpy - maybe also because of hinata too 

and he can’t really find it in his heart to be too mean because of the vibes of the month 

he smiles more and laughs more freely aw 

eyes get so wide when someone unexpectedly gives him a present <3

the smallest “thank you” is spoken but the gifter can’t miss it 

he makes sure to always give something back to show further thanks 

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu characters #haikyuu imagines #hq #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu boys #tendou satori #kuroo tetsurō #kuroo tetsurou #sakusa kiyoomi #hinata shoyo #kageyama tobio #tendou x reader #tendou x y/n #tendou x you #kuroo x y/n #kuroo x you #kuroo x reader #sakusa x reader #sakusa x y/n #sakusa x you #hinata x y/n #hinata x you #hinata x reader #kageyama x y/n #kageyama x you #kageyama x reader

[sortasirius]

“Unity” and the Broken Boys

BOY Y’ALL BETTER SIT DOWN BECAUSE THIS IS AS LONG AS CAN BE AND I TOOK OFF WORK TOMORROW SO I’VE GOT TIME

This is....one of the best episodes in the show.  Yeah, in all 325 of them, this is hands down one of the best.

First of all, stan Amara for clear skin.

That silent treatment babey, right out the gate with the Angst.  Tbh Dean deserves it.

“Like I said, killing Amara, Jack dying...that’s the only way.”

“The only way.  Our one shot.  Our Last chance.  You ever get tired of saying stuff like that?”

“We don’t have to like it, alright?  But you and me, we gotta get it done.”

Amara is such a welcome energy in this whole episode.  She’s warm and understanding, whip-smart and probably more powerful than Chuck.  I love her.

Sam is a wonderful, understanding, loving dad.  I love him eternally.  He loves Jack so much, he’s trying so desperately to do what’s right for Jack but also what’s right for the world.  Jack made this choice, but he can’t live with it.  How do you support your child when their life is at stake?

“Come on man.  Blindly following orders, lying to Amara, sending her to her death. Does any of this feel right to you??”

“It doesn’t matter how we feel!  You know what?  Stay.  Stay.  Someone has to be the grown up here.”

“Yeah well someone has to keep fighting for Jack!”

“He knows what he signed up for!”

“Last I checked, we don’t give up on family.”

“Jack’s not family.”

Y’all should have heard the noise I made.  What a fucking line.

“I know how you feel about the kid, I care for him too, I do, but he’s not like you.  He’s not like Cas.  He’s just not.”

“I’m- I’m ready.”

You can see the regret, the heartbreak in Dean’s eyes.  You can see how he wants to take those words back the moment he said them, and for Jack to hear them?  It’s unthinkable.

Sam and Cas I’m just so fucking emo dude.

“Sam, you stayed behind to find another way huh?  I woulda done the same.”

AMARA

First of all, LOVE this structure.

Amara and Chuck have such a fascinating dynamic.  Rob and Emily do a great job (as they have all along) by clearly being siblings but...heightened.  You can just tell they both exude power, and the other is the only one they consider an equal.

“You and Dean had that whole weird...thing.”

“That wasn’t you writing?”

“Ugh, not that part.  Gross.”

What I took away from this is what I’ve suspected all along.  They HAVE free will, just not total free will.  Dean and Amara’s connection wasn’t Chuck, there are parts of the story he didn’t write.  Obviously, this comes into play later. 

I also have a hunch that Chuck doesn’t write romance.  I also think that in particular will come into play.

“Balance.  Something we’ve never tried before.  Creation and destruction, light and dark, brother and sister united again, but on behalf of one world, this world.  True balance.  The way it was always meant to be.  But you can’t.  You only care about your pleasure, your story.  Well, I guess that makes you the villain.”

“Villains get all the best lines.”

We see again and again this season, Chuck is irredeemable.  He doesn’t care about the angels, he doesn’t care about the world, he doesn’t care about anything.  He is a petulant toddler who has broken his toys. And when he realizes he’s trapped, he gets angry, he shouts and screams, completely at odds with Amara’s peace.

“You can’t hold me here forever.”

“I can hold you long enough.”

DEAN

Pain is the name of the game in this section homies.  Because not only are we dealing with Dean’s pain, we’re also dealing with Jack’s.  Jack says he understands why Cas and Sam mean more to Dean, but Dean clearly doesn’t, he, once again, wants to say more, but is stopped, still stopped by his fear: his fear of not beating Chuck.

Alright guys, gals, and non-binary pals.  Let’s talk about Adam and Seraphina.

Adam.  The first man.  And Seraphina.  The angel.

“My old lady.  She’s the only one who could put up with me all these years.”

Yeah okay.  Volume at 100 I get it lmao.

But also: Adam wants God dead not because he and Eve were kicked out of the Garden, but because he went after their sons.  The theme of protecting the children strikes again.

“Killing God is your plan?”

“Yeah, Billie’s been giving us a hand but Sera and me, this is our baby.”

This juxtaposed directly with Dean’s own pain at what he has to do to kill Chuck, to gain his free will: the cost of his child.

Adam’s rib.

And who else might get his ribs hurt, only to be likely healed by an angel?

It’s fine, that’s fine.  I’m fine with that.

“Jack, I don’t know how to explain it but, when I found out about Chuck, it’s like I wasn’t alive.  Not really.  You know like my whole life I’ve never been free, but like really free.  But now?  Now me and Sam, we got a shot at living a life, without all this crap on our backs.  And that’s, that’s because of you.  So, I want to say, I need to say...thank you, Jack.  Thank you.”

I’m gonna have to do a separate post about just Dean in this episode, because there is so fucking much to talk about, but there are a couple of things that I think are important:  Dean realizes how wrong he was, to say what he said.  He knows that it’s not true, this is the way he’s always coped with loss, by pushing the person to be lost away, but for Jack to hear it?  He can’t stand for that.

And:

Dean has finally pushed through the barrier.  He won’t be quiet in the face of his doubts anymore.  This is a breakthrough for him, and, of course, there are more to come.

SAM

Sam and Cas, my chaos duo.

The box, the inscription, the door.

Death’s library, filled with dead reapers.

And there it is.  The Empty.

It tells Sam the plan, the plan for Billie to take God’s place.  For everything to go back to the way it’s “supposed to be.”

This has always been the game, since season 13.  This is the longest of long games.

Sam fuckin Winchester, lying his way out of a confrontation with the Empty like the legend that he is.

He comes back with a new purpose: to stop Billie’s plan, and here’s where we get to the heart of the episode and maybe the heart of the season.

“You hear that?  Dean, brought to the edge of doubt.  His sense of duty, his rage winning out in the end.  And poor Sam, always gotta know everything.  Can’t leave well enough alone.  This is my ending, my real ending.”

The gun comes out, pointed at Sam.

Hmm...what did I say during 15x05?  Oh yeah, this.

And:

Dean would never survive killing Sam, but he’s willing to do anything, anything to earn his freedom.  His ending, where one brother kills the other and then kill himself.

Why, you might ask, did Sam not mention that the angels would be sent back to Heaven, why does he not mention Cas?  I’ll tell you why, or rather, Becky will.

Plus, Dean looks back at Cas IMMEDIATELY when Sam says that, when he mentions Eileen, and THAT’S the first time he hesitates.  He can’t lose Cas.  But at the same time, he’s willing to do anything to have his freedom.

“Sam we don’t have a choice, Jack’s about to blow!”

“We always have a choice!”

You know me, just sitting here thinking about choice, the ability to choose, and how that translates to their free will.

And Sam...I don’t think there will ever be characters I love as much as these.

“I don’t care if Billie gets what she wants!  I don’t man, I’d trade it all, I’d trade em all for Chuck.  In a heartbeat!”

“What about me?”

“You’d trade me?”

“Chuck has to die.  He has to!  Otherwise he’ll keep us tap dancing forever, and I can’t live like that man, I can’t live like that, I won’t!”

“I know you feel like that right now, okay? I know you do, but you gotta trust me.  My entire life, you’ve protected me.  From Dad, from Lucifer, from everything.  I didn’t always like it, you know?  But it’s the one thing in the whole world that I could always count on.  It’s the only thing I’ve ever known that was true.  So please, put the gun away.  Just put it away.  We’ll figure it out, Dean, we’ll find another way, you and me.  We always do.”

Okay I feel like this is going to be one of those scenes that I cry watching for years to come.  Because fuck.  After fifteen years they finally admit that not only did Dean protect Sam from Lucifer, but he protected him from John.  John.  On a par with Lucifer.

Dean and Sam have, for so many years, sacrificed themselves for the other.  Dean’s demon deal, Sam and the trials, every season they have fought to see who can die the quickest for the other.  But this?  This is them fighting to stop the violence, to stop from killing the big bad.  This is them growing, in our eyes, in real time.  Sam has always been able to get through to Dean when no one else had a prayer, but for Dean to listen, for Dean to take his words to heart, to stop the hunt for Sam, for their family, that’s how you know they do have free will.

(Btw Chuck’s eye effect when he dusted Amara was sick as fuck but I’m emo for my boys so.)

Chuck knows it’s a loss, he knows that his story has, once again, been thwarted by the boys making their own choices.  And he’s pissed, but in his anger, we get a bomb dropped on us.

“Spare me your contempt Castiel, the self-hating angel of Thursday.  You know what every other version of you did after “gripping him tight and raising him from perdition”?  They did what they were told.  But not you.  Not the one off the line with a crack in his chassis.”

Are you fucking kidding me?

Also, just worth bringing up this one as well:

Every Castiel pulled Dean out of Hell.  Every one told him the same thing.  And yet, immediately, with this Cas and this Dean, something was different.  Because what has everyone seen about Cas, from the moment he met Dean?

And there’s our endgame people.  Laid out on the line.

But we ain’t done yet, fam.

We’ve talked about the handprint, but you know:

So there you have it, our prep into the “monumental” 15x18.  I have spec on that, of course, but I think a novel is long enough for this.

What to take away: Dean’s rage was always Chuck’s plan, they do have free will, their love for each other, for their family, is what will stop Chuck’s control, Death is about to come back with a vengeance, Cas’ deal is at play, and, most importantly, Castiel and Dean Winchester are a blind spot for Chuck, something he has never, not once, controlled.

#welcome to my essay lmao #supernatural #spn #spoilers #my meta #spn 15x17 #destiel #dean winchester #sam winchester #jack kline #castiel #amara #chuck shurley #lilly liveblogs supernatural

[makeste]

literally just another giant post of Bakugou faces.

so I did this last year, but I only got up to chapter 120 before I ran out of steam. happily, though, this left me with an additional 190 chapters’ worth of glorious gremlin faces to choose from for this year’s edition! which I figure I had better do, before tumblr finally pulls the plug on my poor sweet image limit.

so without further ado, happy birthday to Kacchan, and happy birthday to Kacchan’s asymmetrical HAH face where his eyes do the thing like ( ◣益◢).

why I like it: so this is from Kirishima’s flashback in chapter 133, where Kirishima was getting all down on himself because his quirk Only Does One Thing, and Kacchan was all “nah bro don’t worry about it because your One Thing is totally fucking rad, and you’re strong enough to withstand anything.” so that of course was incredibly sweet, and one of the few times we’ve seen him give an actual heartfelt pep talk without so much as a single insult thrown into the mix. but what really puts this scene over the top for me is the fact that you can see the ever-so-subtle hints of guilt and regret when he talks about All Might and Kamino. for just a moment, he gets this distant look in his eyes, and his expression turns soft and contemplative. basically this is a rare collector’s edition Kacchan face you will not find in many other places.

why I like it: because this frankly needs to happen in every damn fight until this kid finally gets it through his thick skull to ditch the mask so we can see every fantastic facial expression in full 4k glory. work with me here please Kacchan.

why I like it: because character growth!! this was our first big moment of post-DvK2 Kacchan development, and the payoff was well worth the wait. it only took him 166 chapters to realize that it’s hard to grow as a person if you’re determined to be a humongous dick to every single person you meet!! lmao, but it’s progress though.

why I like it: these two panels are criminally underrated. the way his face transforms when Deku gets the answer wrong dlkjfldk. this is easily one of the funniest subtle gags in the entire series.

why I like it: “hey Bakugou do you want to play in our band?” “fuck you, no.” “pretty please.” “fine, but I refuse to call it a band.” “well then what do you want to call it -- ” “MURDER.”

why I like it: GONNA MURDER EVERYONE BY PLAYING THE DRUMS!!!! SOMEHOW WE’VE SUCCESSFULLY COMPARTMENTALIZED THIS SCHOOL-SANCTIONED DISPLAY OF PERFORMING ARTS AS A DEATH MATCH. OH TO UNDERSTAND THE INNER WORKINGS OF THIS YOUNG MAN’S MIND.

why I like it: hah?! I love how he has to tilt his neck all the way back every single time he does this. he’s so cute I love him so much.

why I like it: somewhere around this point in the manga Kacchan decided to do away with being handsome and decided to just be a full-time gremlin in every single panel. this persisted for the next 90 chapters or so and he was very dedicated. I’m pretty sure he was going for vulgar and intimidating, but unfortunately for him he’s too inherently adorable and so the end result is just endearing and almost charming in its own way.

why I like it: this was from chapter 194 when Aizawa was announcing that they’d have a special guest for the Joint Training arc, and so Kacchan was all “BOY OH BOY A NEW ASS TO KICK.”

why I like it: more character development! and just look at that confidence! he’s fully recovered from his low point after Kamino and the provisional exam. he knows what he’s about now, and he is THRIVING. and once again you can see how his conviction inspires the people around him and makes them more determined. just, he is going to be such a good number one hero you guys.

why I like it: it’s the three little “!!!” lines hovering in the corner next to his head for me. “oh my god it’s All Might, All Might saw me being cool and Saving To Win and stuff, what’s he gonna say what do I do omg quick act natural.”

why I like it: QUICK HIDE YOUR FEELINGS!! WE CAN’T LET THE NEIGHBORS KNOW WE CARE. fjkdlsjklk

why I like it: this is his expression when he first sees Deku activate Blackwhip for the first time. it’s one of the few unguarded expressions of complete surprise that we’ve gotten from him and I love it thank you.

why I like it: classic asymmetrical HAH face. he truly has perfected this look. look at him, casually clinging to a pole for no reason other than to look dynamic. this boy truly cannot sit or stand or walk or do anything normally. he spent three months working his ass off to catch up to Deku and the others, and now that he finally has he’s filled with so much pent-up energy that he simply cannot hold it back anymore and he’s gotta climb a pole. he’s just gotta.

why I like it: because he is so fucking good at saving people now you guys, he’s like a whole-ass professional and shit, and yet it hasn’t changed who he is one single iota. he will save your life and he will SCREAM AT YOU WHILE DOING IT and you’ll sit there and be grateful goddammit.

why I like it: o noo he was caught unawares. All Might was all “I’m gonna have a dad moment and nobody can stop me” and he walked right up to him and put his hand on his head because he’s All Might and so what is he even gonna do about it. nothing, that’s what. you got played, Kacchan. outmaneuvered and outfoxed. all he can do is stand there and make that grumpy face he makes when he’s receiving unwanted affection (҂⌣̀_⌣́).

why I like it: more unwanted affection. now they’re even feeding him ffs. how could he let this happen. mm chicken.

why I like it: GREATEST ASYMETRICAL HAH?! FACE OF ALL TIME. out of all the people to befriend him against his will, Todoroki is by far the most confusing to him and it’s just so great.

why I like it: this is when Hawks is staring at him in chapter 244 because he fake-killed his mentor and stuff and he feels sorta guilty about it. but meanwhile Kacchan just thinks he’s trying to start some shit, and so he’s all “I WAS FASTER THAN YOU BACK THERE YOU KNOW” and Hawks is all “hahaha okay little buddy you just keep telling yourself that”, because as previously discussed Kacchan is too adorable to ever be intimidating.

why I like it: this is from 246 when he’s in the middle of arguing with Burnin’ and all of a sudden Endeavor calls to him and he’s just like o shit what’d I do.

why I like it: because Endeavor’s mentoring them and shit and he’s just casually sitting there eating his lunch like yeah. with his lil hamster cheeks lulz.

why I like it: the look that instantly became iconic. this panel cured me of the misconception that Bakugou “goes to bed at 8:30pm” Katsuki was a morning person. the truth is he loathes all times of the day equally.

why I like it: this one is a team effort because Deku’s faces are equally as good. I’m genuinely shocked that this family dinner with the Todorokis didn’t prematurely unlock Danger Sense. you can tell that he and Deku have a silent agreement to call a temporary truce on their rivalry for as long as they sit at this table as outsiders in this strange land. this is by far the most hazardous meal Bakugou has ever experienced, and yet the mapo tofu is too good to go to waste, so he’s just shoveling it down his throat trying to finish as much as possible before shit inevitably hits the fan.

why I like it: Kacchan is New Here so he doesn’t yet realize that if the Todorokis are spilling family secrets, there is always inevitably going to be someone listening in the shadows just outside the door.

why I like it: the battle with Ending was probably peak gremlin!Kacchan. like, we’ve had gremlin before and afterwards, but never quite to this same degree. Horikoshi really decided to push the limits of contorting this child’s face in the strangest ways.

why I like it: peak. gremlin.

why I like it: nothing to see here, just Kacchan quietly realizing after 252 chapters that he MIGHT have been just a BIT of a cartoonishly villainous asshole to Deku back at the beginning there ha ha ha oh god oh fuck.

why I like it: because he found the answer to What It Is That He Lacks, and he’s all cool and calm and infuriatingly secretive about it. it’s such a sudden and stark contrast to the gremlin faces he was making only moments earlier, and it makes this moment hit home that much more.

why I like it: because this is him being friends with Deku!! like for real though!! because he’s fucking around and insulting him and making weird faces and stuff, but it’s because in his mind That’s What Friends Do. they clown on each other and help each other train and shit. half an hour after this they’ll go down to the training gym and play Catch-A-Kacchan, and then he’ll quietly confess to All Might that he wants to atone. he may be a gremlin, but he’s a gremlin with layers goddammit.

why I like it: because this is right after TomurAFO shows up out of nowhere and scares the shit out of him and Deku and makes them see a terrifying death vision and stuff, and you can see how shaken up he is by it. he definitely understands how close they came to dying just then and he’s sobered the fuck up. this is the moment when it really sinks in that shit has gotten real. eight minutes from now he’ll move without thinking and save Deku’s life.

why I like it: hydro homies. nothing restores those electrolytes like good old Raquaius Sports Drink.

why I like it: because this panel was when it started to become clear that the real reason he grabbed this sports drink was to pretend like he was busy so he could act like he wasn’t interested in Deku’s training because god forbid the neighbors know that he actually cares.

why I like it: because the sideways glance!! and the fact that he doesn’t deny it!! in fact he does the opposite of denying it, and he basically starts pouring his heart out about how goddamn worried he actually is. he’s guilty and anxious and restless and this entire conversation is amazing.

why I like it: he looks so goddamn young here. when he finally stops scrunching up his face and putting on his usual tough guy act and for once allows his actual emotions to show on his face instead, the result is so damn striking. for once we got an entire conversation with no gremlin faces, because Horikoshi had to drop them completely in order to show just how serious he is here. which was incredibly effective btw.

why I like it: because he’s basically just fidgeting with the bottle now to avoid making eye contact with All Might because he just revealed a deep dark secret to him and he’s precariously vulnerable right now. that’s the body language of a kid who knows how badly he fucked up, and just wants to hear from someone else if it’s going to be okay, if he can still make it okay. he looks so small here.

why I like it: the worry lines under his eyes. the look of uncertainty and wanting to believe that what All Might says is true (“you’ll get a chance to talk eventually”). the hesitance to turn back and look at him, and the way he doesn’t dare until he finally gets that small bit of reassurance. All Might isn’t judging him. All Might understands him and understands where he’s coming from, and he’s giving him his blessing. he’s giving him a thumbs up and reassuring him that he sees the change in him and sees that he’s sincerely trying, and basically saying that he has faith that he and Deku will be able to work it out. and you can see that it means a lot.

why I like it: because this kid spent his entire internship with Jeanist doing nothing but bitching nonstop, and then later on when Jeanist went missing he was all tight-lipped about it because once again NOBODY CAN KNOW THAT WE CARE GODDAMMIT, and it was all very Classic Bakugou. but then Jeanist finally shows up again at Jakku, and we get this little moment of happy, smirky FUCK YEAH, I KNEW YOU WEREN’T DEAD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, and it’s just the best.

why I like it: HE’S SO UNABASHEDLY PROUD GOD BLESS HIM.

why I like it: because he nearly died and then he woke up here in the hospital two days later not knowing where anybody else is or whether they’re even still alive, and this, my friends. this is finally the moment. the moment where he was all FUCK IT, MAYBE WE CAN LET THE NEIGHBORS KNOW WE CARE AFTER ALL. character fucking development. you love to see it.

BONUS:

WHAT HAVE I BECOME, MY SWEETEST FRIEND. EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END.

happy birthday Katsuki. feel better sweetie. HORIKOSHI YOU BETTER TREAT HIM RIGHT I AM COUNTING ON YOU.

#bakugou katsuki #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha meta #bakugou meta #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha

[thunder-at-dawn]

October 7th

word count: 1,630

prompt: pumpkin picking

summary: boomer wants to bother his friend just for the fun of it. however, other plans are made, and he ends up getting in a bit of a situation of his own.

this is a day late AAAA anyways i believe in ghost boomer supremacy. also this was my first time writing boomer so i hope i did him justice LMAO

warning: this is a sfw tickle fic! don’t read if that makes you uncomfortable :]

cw: situational restraints (one arm tied and held up, one leg held in place)

Everyone knew that Hannah loved plants. Of course, her name was Hannah Rose. So, when she told her friends about the garden that she had started tending to besides her house, no one was surprised.

Hannah would collect seeds whenever walking around, and individually divide them by separating them into small pouches. When she got home, she would label them and place them in chest, and when the ground was at its greatest quality, she would plant the seeds.

No one exactly knew why, but it seemed that whenever Hannah walked, plantlike prospered. Grass would grow tall, flowers would bloom, and trees would sway. So, it was as if gardening was a perfect hobby for her.

Most of the time, she did it alone. The peace and silence in the air was what she needed. Every once in a while, someone walking by would accompany her and make small talk with her as she planted seeds and took care of the garden. Hannah expected to be alone today.

But she was quickly proven wrong.

A cold chill in the air made her shiver, pulling the sleeves of her sweater down tighter. Something was off… but she couldn’t put a finger on why.

“Boo!”

“Ah!”

In a panic, Hannah grabbed a fistful of dirt and threw it at the unexpected guest, and they dodged it with ease. When she turned around, she sighed, chuckling softly. “Hi, Boomer.”

“What’s up, pisser?”

Boomer was Hannah’s friend who would occasionally join her adventures. He was part ghost, and had the tendency to just pop up whenever he wanted, and also scaring the shit out of Hannah.

“What are you doing?” He floated above Hannah, watching her dig hands into the soil.

“I’m planting seeds. Pumpkin seeds, to be precise.”

“Booooo. Boring.” He groaned lightly. “We should go do something fun! Come on, we can go find Purpled and play bedwars or something!”

“Can’t you see that I’m busy?” Hannah chuckled.

“Yeah. Busy being boring.” He grinned, sitting down next to Hannah.

And that was when Hannah’s patience started to be tested. She loved having Boomer as a friend, she really did. But if he started pestering her, he wouldn’t stop. It could get a little irritating at times. He started to ask many questions about the garden, and cracked quite a few jokes. After a while though, Hannah was drained, and needed a small break.

“I’m going inside to grab a couple more seed packs.” Hannah said, standing up. “Stay outside, don’t touch anything. Got it?”

“Roger dodger.” Boomer nodded, saluting her.

The two of them grinned at his silliness, and Hannah waved as she went inside her house momentarily. Boomer stayed put, as instructed, looking around and noticing a chicken about to wander into the garden.

“WHOAAAAA- Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa! Get out of there!” He stood up, floating over to the chicken and picking it up with his hands. Thank goodness he was only part ghost, and was still able to hold solid items. He turned the chicken around, staring at it in the eyes.

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Bawk!”

“Mean?! I wasn’t being mean to her at all! That’s just our way of messing around with each other, dawg!” Boomer shook his head. “Hannah’s my homie, bro!”

“Bawk!”

“Ew, do you smell that?” He sniffed the air. “It’s the smell of your foul ass mouth. How could you say that to me?!”

“Bawk!”

“Bawk!”

“Bawk Bawk!”

“Bawk. Bawk.”

“BAWK!”

Before Boomer could continue to jeer, the chicken jumped out of his hands and floated down to the ground, then ran away into the woods.

“Yeah, bitch! That’s right! I’m the boss around here.” He smirked. He chuckled softly to himself, turning around to look at the side of Hannah’s house.

Was she ever coming back?

And was it just him… or were the vines on her walls longer than they were before?

And were they growing down faster, right in front of his eyes?

Boomer shrugged, turning back around. It was probably nothing. His eyes were just playing tricks on him.

However, he failed to notice that the vine reaching to the ground and wrapping around his arm said otherwise.

Boomer was suddenly picked up from the ground, now standing tall with one arm reaching over his head, and a leafy vine tied around it. Puzzled, he tugged at the vine, attempting to slip right out of it, but the grip was tight.

“Uhhh… Hannah? Hannaaaaah!” He called for his friend. Suddenly, a shriek came from him as he felt another vine start to creep up his leg.

“WHAT THE FUCK?! Get off of me!” He jumped in the air, trying to run away, but this vine clinged to his leg as well, holding him in place. “HANNAH! HANNAH, HELP!”

After a little bit of trial and error to break free, Hannah rushed out the door after overhearing Boomer’s pleas. She turned the corner to see her friend trapped, looking in confusion.

“I… think they took a liking to you.” She said, stepping forward.

“Liking? LIKING?! These things literally have me trapped! Get me out!” Boomer commanded.

“Okay, Okay! Be patient!” She placed a spare slab block down, stepping on it to get a slight height advantage. She grabbed onto Boomer’s side, failing to notice the small yelp that came out of him. Hannah then reached up, attempting to get the vines around his wrist undone.

However, the vines kept moving around, causing Boomer to occasionally fumble in place. To make sure he didn’t fall, Hannah would hold onto his side, squeezing it tight. And the more the vine shook, and the more times she’d have to hold onto him, the more she’d notice his small shrieks that he thought were quiet.

“Boomer! You need to hold still!” Hannah grumbled in annoyance.

“Ihi’m tryihing!” Boomer cracked a grin, squirming in place. Hannah groaned as the vine tugged out of her grasp again, clutching onto Boomer’s stomach instead of his side by accident. His shriek was a lot more noticeable this time, and Hannah turned as he slapped his free hand over his mouth.

“…You’re ticklish.” She realized almost instantly. Boomer’s red face was enough of an answer for her, despite him not saying.

“W-What? No! That’s stupid!” He stuttered. “I’m nohot- no. Hannah. Don’t even think about it- HannAHAHAHAH-!”

Hannah smirked, wrapping two arms around his torso and forming her hands into claws, lightly scratching at his stomach. He instantly broke, laughing and trying to escape her grasp.

“HAHANNAHAHAHA- Fuhuhuck ohoHOFF!” He shrieked, tugging on the vines in an attempt to break free.

“I’m just trying to help you out!” She reached down, tugging at the vine around his leg, then squeezing his knee.

“Yohou suhuHUck!” He shouted as he batted at her with his free hand. He couldn’t move his leg because the vine had it trapped, so he was forced to stay put.

The knee squeezes stopped, and he could hear his friend pull out some sort of weapon. With two quick swings, the vines, while still around his arm and leg, were now cut from the rest of the vines. Not expecting to be freed so suddenly, Boomer stumbled to the ground, falling onto his back.

“Everything okay?” Hannah grinned, kneeling down next to her ghostly friend.

“Yohou’re a bitch.” Boomer chuckled, sitting up and tugging at the leftover vine, still wrapped around his arm.

“Here, let me help.” She reached forward, but Boomer pulled away.

“Fuck no, dawg! You’re just gonna tickle me again!”

“No, but I’ll tickle you if you don’t let me help.”

“I’m not falling for that.”

The two friends stared each other down, grins on both of their faces. Boomer’s was more nervous, and Hannah’s was more devious. She quickly lunged forward, grabbing onto his hips and squeezing them. Boomer shrieked, throwing his head back.

“WHAHAHAHA- DOHON’T!” He cackled, pushing at her hands.

“Bad spot, huh?” Hannah smirked, squeezing above, below, and all around the sensitive area. Instead of a yes or a no, Boomer wheezed and his laughter went silent for a few seconds, and that definitely showed that his answer was yes.

“OHOKAHAY- OHOKAHAHAHAY! IHIHI’LL LEHET YOHOU HEHEHELP!” He agreed. “SHIHIT- HAHAHANNAHAH!”

“Your wish is my command.” She chuckled, stopping her hands and slowly unraveling the vines around his arm. She then removed the vine from his leg, watching as he laid still and caught his breath, still giggly.

“Soho, do your plants always move around like that?” Boomer asked as he sat up.

“Mmm, sometimes.” Hannah shrugged. “It depends on a lot of factors, the weather, my mood, whoever else is around, et cetera.”

“Wait, so what the hell kind of problem did they have with me?” Boomer asked, laughing a little out of pure confusion.

“Well, it’s easy! They were affectionate, and took a liking to you. And given how much you were smiling, it looks like you enjoyed it.” She teased, squeezing at his side a couple of times.

“No I diHIDN’T-! Fuhuck off!” He laughed, lightly slapping her hand away. She only laughed back at him before helping him off of the ground.

The two of them were side by side for the rest of the day. Hannah planted more seeds, taught Boomer a thing or two about gardening, and they even picked some pumpkins out for the fall season. Of course, it was also filled with banter between the two, and Boomer getting his revenge. Or at least attempting to, before Hannah turned the tables. It ended up being a fair fight between the two of them, but it ended with both sprawled out on the ground, laughing happily together.

One thing for sure though, was that plenty of happy memories were made that day.

#dawn writes #lee!boomer #ler!hannah #c!boomer #c!hannah #dsmp tickle #mcytickletober #them when they <3 #this strays from the prompt a bit but whatever #🌹 hannah: flower power #🐸 boomer: frog boy

[industriallyinsecure]

After making Ghiaccio short-circuit with the tomato fact I wonder if the other La Squadra members also have a self-destruct topic in your opinion? Like... how do you get under Mr. Cheesy Easy-Going's skin? Would the Hee Hee Man even believe you if you claimed he had a grey hair? How do you even get under Risotto's skin? Would the Old Ham freeze up if you insulted his style? Is there even a way to stun Dr. Love Stand? I feel like Pesci.exe would stop responding if you gave him a compliment...

I didn’t expect someone to send in an ask about my stupid little meme lmao but it makes me smile when people indulge my shitposts :)

TW: bit of internalized homophobia in Formaggio’s bit, but nothing terrible (placed under cut and at the end so you can easily skip)

The purpose of telling Ghia about tomatoes is to make him shut up, and the only person who talks more than he does is Melone. The only problem here is that there’s no conceivable way to actually shut him up with words, so you’re better off kissing him on the lips or something. But Melone is a scientist first and foremost. His mindset would be, “Incessant speaking provoked intimate relations, will continue to pursue experiment to see if it elicits similar results.” Basically don’t kiss him unless you want him to be more annoying for another kiss. Or do, whatever works for you homie 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Illuso is also very hard to shut up. I don’t think he’s vain enough to drop dead if you told him he had a slight imperfection, he’s too proud to admit he has any in the first place. But that doesn’t mean you can’t make him laugh with some particularly funny insults. “Funhouse mirror lookin ass” is a personal favorite of his. If all else fails, draw on his face while he’s in the mirror world. That’s about the only thing you can do that will make him stop what he’s doing. Doodle a mustache on a mirror and he will go out of his way to erase it, and likely physically draw on your face later.

Okay but hear me out. I feel like Risotto is shit at small talk and when he first meets someone he’s like “Hello. Your blood makes up about seven percent of your body weight.” In my mind it’s pretty hard to phase him (especially since he has to listen to Melone’s scientific sex talk all the time). Unless you like hug him out of nowhere I don’t think you could make him blue screen, but don’t hug him without telling him because he’ll take that as a sign of aggression and accidentally punch you :/ consensual hugs only please

Prosciutto is also very hard to stun. Insult his style? Yeah right, like he’s gonna listen to a broke bitch like you. Eyebags? Excuse you, they’re Gucci. However, Prosciutto HATES the idea of being/looking old, which is ironic because of his stand. Get up close to him and say “oh, I think you have Crows’ Feet, Prosci,” and he’ll probably sit in silence while he goes through the five stages of grief. Pesci would probably blow up if you told him his fly was down (he doesn’t have a fly on his bodysuit but he’d still cry). Also if you insult Prosciutto he’ll probably break down, but in the HEY THATS MY COMFORT TEAMMATE >:,( type way. Aka how half of the La Squadra fuckers on here would react (including me)

Cheesy breezy beautiful will short circuit if you make him uncomfortable in any way. Don’t get me wrong, he absolutely would die for Sorb and Gel, but don’t talk about them having sex in front of him. He’s pretty open minded, but I feel he’s just macho enough to be uncomfortable when talking about gay sex. He also doesn’t like gross things. Not necessarily gore, but stuff like infections, toothpicks under fingernails, and other little yucky things will make him shut up very quickly.

#shitpost #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra headcanons #risotto nero #ghiaccio #melone #prosciutto #pesci #illuso #formaggio

[gospelofme]

57 Thoughts I Had While Watching Part 2 of The Bad Batch Season Finale (Spoilers ahead!!)

I do like how Part 2 picks right up where Part 1 left off. I prefer that method since it makes it feel like one connected piece. Like how Rogue One ended where A New Hope kicks off.

Ya know, I wouldn’t mind the thunderstorms.

Okay the explosions are beautifully animated. The blues, the sparks, the orange flames. And I like how they’re realistically placed. So many shows with explosions don’t have them right close to the characters, even if they’re supposed to be all around them.

This episode is kinda darkly lit. Not like Battle of Winterfell in Game of Thrones.

Okay yeah, that clone reporting the destruction…thats some sadness there.

That inner alarm has me thinking “oh shit my flight has changed gates again hasn’t it!!”

Damn, imagine being unconscious and wake up in a flooding compartment with a droid and that one kid who took your place.

Okay how strong is that knife. I kinda expect it to break in half. Wrecker would

probably try to trade with Hunter after that.

The shot of the burning buildings on the water is so beautiful too. The reflections were well done.

About AZ being like “oh hey homie, you survived being blown up but now you’re drowning. And I’m watching while this literal child tries to move metal debris off of you.”

Okay Omega using her bow like that is genius. But please wee baby don’t hit Crosshair by accident. And the way the bolts underwater were animated. 🤌🏻🤌🏻

And Crosshair being all “wtf?!”

Dang Omega is so take charge here.

Okay the sprays of water from the door is so well done. And omg they just pop outta there lmao!!!! About how Omega is caught and they just let Crosshair slide on the floor.

Haha Crosshair being like “Hunter, you fucker did you break something?!”

I really wish it wasn’t so darkly lit, but it does bring a sense of realism. The power is out, so what we’re able to see is what the characters are able to see with flashlights. Plus I’m sure this would look different on my TV than iPad.

The music is so pretty, so emotional. Oh damn poor AZ.

Oh never mind. He’s good.

Crosshair quit being a poop and follow them please.

Echo and that smell lmao.

“Blind allegiance makes you a pawn. A real leader protects his squad.”

Huh. Interesting. But isn’t blind allegiance what the clones had in the Republic? Isn’t that what Clone Force 99 had in the Republic? At least mostly. Some clones didn’t have that obviously, like Cut.

Ooohh Crosshair’s expression when Hunter knocked his shoulder. That seemed like surprise. There is something to that.

Hmmmmmm I’m with Crosshair on that. Going through a glass tunnel with cracks in it hundreds of feet below the surface would be a no from me. Also, what about water pressure? Is that not a thing there? Like wouldn’t you get a massive headache traveling through that? Or maybe not….idk.

Oh fuck Wrecker letting Crosshair know what’s what. I do like that he’s finally expressing how he feels. I’ve always thought there was more of a brotherly relationship between Wrecker and Crosshair than Crosshair had with the others. And Wrecker has a point, Crosshair didn’t even try to come back to them. Of course that really isn’t a fair statement either I guess. Wrecker should remember how he couldn’t control what he did when his chip kicked on.

And Tech jumping in and saying that Crosshair has always been “severe and unyielding” is a good way to let us know a bit more of what’s normal behavior for Crosshair. I like how he’s reminded Wrecker that some things Crosshair can’t help due to just how he is (likely a byproduct of the enhancement experiments).

“Understanding you does not mean I agree with you.” Ugh if only more people had this mindset. Also, the whole “why are you defending me?” sounds like Tech doesn’t usually leap to Crosshair’s defense (even though that’s not what he’s doing here). Which further makes me think that the brotherly relationship that usually exists between team members (like Domino squad eventually, Rex/Echo/Fives/Kix/Jesse/Hardcase/Tup) doesn’t exist here between all the guys. It’s more sporadic. Crosshair seems to get along better with Wrecker (in their own way, teasing and their droid death counts) than he does with Tech.

Also perhaps they should not stop so often…ya know, just in case the tunnel implodes.

Oh nope nope nope. No underwater tubes and sea monsters for Bethany.

AZ is so peppy. Like he sounds so positive when relaying bad news. He sounds like the kinda droid that would be like “good news is you have great cholesterol, bad news is you have cancer. But yay no diabetes!”

Oh yeah I kinda forgot Hunter wasn’t with them they first got to the private lab. And oh damn, Omega is technically older than them. The whole accelerated aging thing is just so unfair.

Well we really couldn’t expect a glass tunnel to fully survive aerial bombardment. Better start swimming fuckers!!

Damn, someone find AZ a charger! I bet Tech has one for his datapad that boy is attached too. He seems like the type to never be without a phone charger. He also seems like the type to not want to share it because no one else in the squad treats their charge cords with respect.

Dad gum Crosshair, I didn’t hear you spouting off any bright ideas. Geez, who peed in your wheaties?!

Hunter takes things too personally?! Weren’t you being all Salty McSourpus over Hunter leaving your ass on Kamino for shooting at him and the others? Were you not taking that too personally? But kudos to Hunter for reminding him the Empire peaced the fuck out and left him to die on Kamino. Although…Crosshair does sound like he’s trying not to care about that. Like it does bother him but he’s acting like he don’t give a fuck.

“The Empire will control the entire Galaxy. And I’m going to be a part of it.” Uhm, sir…you’re currently in a secret lab at the bottom of the ocean with no means of escape right now. How do you plan to be a part of the Empire from down here? Like, are you going to establish the underwater branch of the Empire and assert the Emperor’s control over the sea critters?

Ugh Omega trying so hard to bond with Crosshair. Like the parallel between this scene and the holding cell scene. And her thinking she was wrong about the chip making him behave like a dick. Oh sweet baby, you’re not wrong. He still has that thing. But he has always been a dick per Tech’s words earlier. But she’s trying so hard to show him the similarities between them.

I’ve noticed Crosshair does a lot of pushing people away. Like he’s been doing that with Hunter and Omega this whole season. Speaking harshly to them both (although I think some of the things he says to Hunter, he’s always wanted to say). But I think it’s more that he wants to avoid disappointing them, so he shoves them away to prevent that feeling. Like perhaps he thinks he isn’t worthy to be around them, that they’ll be better off without him around.

Oh fuck, look at you contributing now Mr. I Am Going To Complain About Other People’s Ideas.

Did they have to draw straws to see who got their own pod and who had to team up with who? Like,

Hunter: “Someone has to go with Tech.”

Crosshair, Wrecker: “Not it!”

Echo: “not it, fuck I wasn’t fast enough.”

Oh the wee child is getting her own pod. Okay then.

Of course Hunter and Crosshair get doubled up. I bet they argue the whole time.

Crosshair: “stop breathing all the air!!”

Hunter: “stop standing on my foot!!”

Crosshair: “well it’s not my fault you have Sasquatch feet!”

Oh damn. Well bye Omega. It was nice knowing you. Crosshair probably has your eulogy already written.

Hm, so Tech never shared his datapad charge cord with AZ. Bummer.

Awww poor AZ. He was a good droid. We’ll remember how he OMG OMEGA WHAT THE FUCK?!!???

Again is water pressure not a thing in Star Wars?

Sweetie. He’s metal. You won’t be strong enough to pull him along with you.

Oh fuck Crosshair! Oh damn the look on his face is like “Hunter, get you ugly ass face out of my shot.” Oh damn, boy has got some good eyesight, I want a piece of that.

Bruh, that’s gotta hurt. You just saved the kid they all love and they got you at blaster point. Buuuuuut at the same time you haven’t expressed the most positive attitude towards said kid either. So maybe they have a good reason to think you’d shoot her? Still. Damn. That’s gotta hurt, since if it had been the good ol’ days they’d be like “nice shot buddy!”

Hunter looks more wary than upset honestly. Like he isn’t sure why Crosshair did that, but he’s not sure if Crosshair would want him expressing gratitude either. Hunter doesn’t seem to know how to treat him any more. Crosshair belittles him and speaks harshly to him, but then saves Omega. It’s almost like old Crosshair is still in there, knowing how attached the team is to Omega. Even if he does think she’s not in the safest environment with them.

Oh…omg what is this?! I just noticed, no rain on Kamino….AND SUNSHINE?! Like is that a fucking sunrise??!!?? Oh shit you guys there is symbolism here!!! Like a new start or something impossible has happened. Like there has never been sunshine on Kamino, it’s always stormed. Always. Always and forever it has done that. But after the destruction of Tipoca City, the rains cease and the sunshine comes out. Like….omg guys. It’s pretty!!

Interesting. Omega seems sad that a place she didn’t want to ever return to is gone. But I guess that’s probably the notion that she’s essentially homeless setting in. That the only home she’s had (before Clone Force 99) is gone.

Also, I have this theory that Ghost Fives probably travels with Echo, and he’d likely be like “good! Fuck that place. Killing Tup there and all. Bitches.”

Echo: “stfu Fives, she’s sad okay.”

Honestly I’m not surprised Crosshair refused their offer to come with them. He has his pride and I feel like he doesn’t want to admit aligning with the Empire was a mistake. That he was wrong and Hunter was right. Especially after being all Pro-Empire and talking about how they’re going to be what the Galaxy needs.

“Consider us even.” GIRL he admits it! He was saving YOU!! YOU! Not the dumb droid, YOU!!!!

His face says it all when they pull away. Like he regrets not going with them, but he can’t bring himself to stay with them. He’s really conflicted right now. He has programming in his head telling him one thing and another portion of his mind reminding him that Tech, Wrecker, Hunter, and even Echo care about him. That they’re a team. He even wanted them to join the Empire so they could all get back together. He does want to be with them, but it’s going to take time to get passed the war in his head.

Oh damn, Nala Se and some Commando buddies. Yeah there’s something up with her. She seems to have gained a lot out of this. Making herself more important than Lama Su and likely more important than the other scientists from Kamino. I wonder if this was her plan all along. It’s so hard to tell what Kaminoans are thinking because they don’t express emotions facially or even vocally.

I read a post somewhere about Nala Se doing childish science experiments. Like the baking soda/vinegar volcano. And now I can’t get the image out of my head of her teaching like a high school chemistry class where you get to do those classic science fair experiments. Things exploding, clones accidentally gassing each other at a table. Someone betting someone else 5 credits to drink a solution.

@leias-left-hair-bun @halzore @escapedthesarlacc @eyecandyeoz

#star wars #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #the mandalorian #the bad batch spoiler #the bad batch spoilers #crosshair tbb #commander crosshair #sargent hunter #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb echo #arc trooper echo #tbb wrecker #tbb omega

[delemenko]

The Kalenko Grasps For Straws With The Warriors Ships Because She Can

See, after what @thewarriorshomegirl said about Snow and Ajax, I'm in a shitpost mood. So allow me to rate these things (10 being the best thing, 1 being the worst thing). If nothing else, appreciate the camraderie, my dudes.

First, we've got Swan and Cleon: They have pretty respectable relationship, but I don't see it going much further than that. Though if it did, that would be some good shit, brother. Though, my inner Cleon/Lincoln shipper automatically deducts a few points, so I give this a 5/10.

Swan and Ajax: I guess the appeal is that tension between them, you know, the "I'll beat your ass, but I'll also push you into a wall and make out with you." tension. I can see the appeal, so 7/10.

Swan and Fox: They're really good friends, and they have personalities that compliment each other. In the original script, Fox is about to tell that Swan is upset and Swan tells Fox why. It's not as good in the movie, but in the script, it's totally there, so for that alone, I gotta give it the 10/10.

Swan and Rembrandt: This pairing feels wrong on so many levels. 1/10.

Swan and Cowboy: They're clearly good friends, so I could see it happening but this feels like it's only slightly better than Swan and Rembrandt, but I could see it more than Swan and Cleon, so 6/10.

Swan and Vermin: I don't think Swan would want to deal with Vermin's complaining, so I doubt that would go well, 4/10.

Swan and Snow: They have a pretty good relationship, they seem friendly enough, but it's nothing to write home about. 5/10.

Swan and Cochise: listen, they seem like they'd have a fun ass dynamic. I like to think that Swan and Cochise have a pretty good relationship (if only because their actors seemed like they were chill) so I'm gonna have to say 7/10 for this one.

Cleon and Snow: I could Snow trying to gain Cleon's approval be a cause for them to get closer, but side from that, no dice. 4/10.

Cleon and Fox: Seems alright in theory. Cleon and Fox seem like they could work, but I don't think it'd be super overly cute, so meh 6/10.

Cleon and Ajax: They'd clash too much, I feel. They get on decently, but Ajax is so loose cannon I doubt that would work. 3/10.

Cleon and Cowboy: Pretty sure Cleon forgets about Cowboy's existence except in like, one mission. 2/10.

Cleon and Rembrandt: No. That is all. 1/10.

Cleon and Cochise: Meh, nothing interesting there and I'm having a difficult time picturing it. 4/10.

Cleon and Vermin: I mean... Obviously Cleon trusts Vermin enough to be willing to start a gang with him, so it's not like this ship would be pulled out of thin air. 7/10.

Cowboy and Ajax: this one is really hit or miss. It could either be really sweet or really sour. Either way, it seems like it'd be an interesting dynamic to read, so 8/10.

Cowboy and Snow: Something about these two... Just, *Chef's kiss*. They get on pretty well. And they just seem precious. The potential is just there. Plus, what were they doing that we didn't get to see how they got back to the station. ∞/10.

Cowboy and Rembrandt: Iono, Fam, they do be cute though. Two soft boios out here vibin' and in the original script there's a scene, bitch. 9/10.

Cowboy and Fox: Pretty sure these two never interact. Not even in the original script, or it's so insignificant that's it's nothing to work with. 2/10.

Cowboy and Vermin: I mean, he did call Vermin "Baby" in the original script- these two could have a very entertaining relationship. 8/10.

Cowboy and Cochise: *Inhales.* Look, Cochise calling Cowboy "Daddy" in the original script give this at least a seven. But these two have a great dynamic. They're friends, they work well together, etc. 8/10.

Ajax and Snow: They're friends. They have a decent relationship and Ajax probably trusts Snow way more than most of the other members. 7/10.

Ajax and Cochise: I don't see these two being together. They give off wingman vibes. They are really good friends. That being said, they work well together. Ajax clearly trusts Cochise and they've got a fun dynamic. 8/10.

Ajax and Fox: These two can't stand each other. That being said, this pairing could be some top tier shit. They would have that same dynamic as Swan and Ajax, especially because Fox talks so much shi- Oh my GOD. (Sorry, I'm questioning all of my life choices with this one. 7/10.)

Ajax and Rembrandt: Don't seem like they'd vibe at all honestly. 1/10

Ajax and Vermin: They have a fun enough dynamic with Ajax teasing him sometimes. Though, aside from that, I don't see it much. They seem more like wingmen also. But that relationship dynamic doesn't feel as present with these two as it does with Ajax and Cochise. 6/10.

Fox and Rembrandt: in the Script, Fox is described as Rembrandt's best friend. I like how the script treats them, but in the movie, they don't get too much of that. Though, there is that scene where Fox is reassuring Rem that the maps are shitty and the one where he sends Rem to go check the graveyard. But they could be super cute soft boios. 7/10.

Fox and Cochise: They seem more like friendly banter type, though it could be a fun relationship. It's really either way. 5/10.

Fox and Snow: There's nothing here because these two don't interact. ;-; 2/10.

Fox and Vermin: I could see it, but it's nothing too special, so 5/10.

Rembrandt and Cochise: I don't see much of anything here, but I could probably be swayed, so 3/10.

Rembrandt and Vermin: I could see it slightly more than Rem and Cochise, but still not much there. 4/10.

Rembrandt and Snow: These two would be hella wholesome honestly. Enough said. 8/10.

Vermin and Cochise: In this household, we kiss the homies goodnight. 9/10.

Vermin and Snow: Nah, I got nothing. 2/10.

Snow and Cochise: There's a potential ship there, but not much. 6/10.

I wanna hear what y'all think of these pairings honestly. These are all personalised answered, so I am only speaking for me. Let me know what you think. It is 04:46 in the morning lmao.

#the warriors #the warriors 1979 #cowboy (the warriors) #ajax (the warriors) #vermin (the warriors) #cochise (the warriors) #snow (the warriors) #swan (the warriors) #rembrandt (the warriors) #fox (the warriors) #cleon (the warriors) #serious thoughts about what should've been a shitpost #girl help #the warriors game

[idontblushsrry]

Inuyasha Characters As Roomates

In honor of yashahime’s release i’ve decided to post this for no real reason.Can you tell who my bias is lmao. Lmk if I should do a Part 2 with the people I missed. Also I apologize I haven’t updated in like a year I have a post addressing this coming up soon. Thank you for your continued support despite the fact that I’ve been updating infrequently, I really appreciate it. Without further ado:

Warnings: Some swear words oop

Word Count: 1632

Inuyasha

You want Inuyasha as your roommate???Chile anyways...

No but fr tho in general Inuyasha isn’t an awful roommate, he pays his bills on time(ususally), doesn’t make too big of a mess but that’s just because he owns like 3 things and 2 outfits.

No, the real problem with Inuyasha is that he is LOUD

You walk outside to throw the trash away and he’s in his room screaming about a video game or something and the WHOLE neighborhood can hear him. 

People pokin they head out in concern and everything

Another time he was watching a horror movie and you guess the characters did something stupid because you hear a scream from the character and then Inuyasha screaming “WHAT THE FUCK, WHY WOULD YOU GO THAT WAY DUMBASS! THAT’S WHY YOU’RE DEAD NOW!”

Shit woke you up out of your sleep

After that incident you knew you’d have to ask him to be a bit more considerate of your eardrums.

So, you ask him to quiet down and he pouts like a child and huffs and puffs.

He does quiet down tho...for about 2 minutes until he stubs his toe on the end of the couch

God bless you and your patience but god bless his girlfriend Kagome

She’s a saint

If it were up to Inuyasha your groceries would consist of a cabinet of ramen like the man has the budget for ramen and paying his share of he bills why would he spend money on things like fruit???

This is where Kagome comes in, she comes by pretty regularly and she brings food or groceries because she of all people knows how terrible Inuyasha’s shopping habits are.

Bless her soul truly and every time she does this you thank her lmaoo

Inuyasha eventually does move out with Kagome but he does apologize for being loud before he leaves, you aren’t sure if he did that on his own or if Kagome made him do that

Kagome

She’s so sweet

Fair share of chores, groceries, she cooks for yall sometimes, truly a saint

Only 2 problems:

Ms. Girl has no moneyyy

Poor Kagome, she always tries to pay her bills on time but between trying to feed Inuyasha, helping out her family, and school the paycheck only spreads so thin(She does eventually quit school to start working more but)

Nothing wrong with this but you do end up having to cover for her sometimes.

She of course thank you and you don’t usually mind and your routine was functional for you two, until you meet problem number 2 

The loudest mf on the planet Earth, her boyfriend, Inuyasha

One day you’re in he kitchen grabbing something to eat and you hear pounding on the door like the police showed up.

You proceed cautiously because...what the fuck and you almost reach the door before you hear 

“I’ll get it!”

You’ve never seen Kagome run faster

She opens the door and you see this 5′5 mf who was banging on the door like he paid the bills

Inuyasha just has rbf but you don't know that so you think he’s making faces at you

Immediately you have a problem with him

“Hey Kagome, who’s this?”

She looks between you two before immediately rushing to introduce you to each other

“Oh, I forgot my purse be right back guys.”, Kagome left not knowing that yall were about 2 seconds from fighting

You didn’t like Inuyasha for banging on the door and glaring and he didn’t like you for glaring at him

After that you just avoided talking to inuyasha for the sake of keeping the peace

When he came over you exited stage left 

Eventually Kagome does move out with Inuyasha and she asks why you and Iuyasha had never spoken to each other

“Are you kidding me the first day we met he was already glaring at me?!”

“Ohhh, that’s just his face, he’s really sweet promise :D”

You doubted that

You liked Kagome as a roommate but you were glad she was moving out so you could find someone who could pay the bills on time.

Sango

She a baddie ngl

Aside from that, Sango is the perfect roommate

However, I hope you aren’t allergic to cats or Miroku because they’re pretty much a package deal

Also hopefully you don’t hate children because she does have Kohaku to worry about

But she makes pretty good money at her job so expenses aren’t a issue

She also isn’t home too often between her job, taking care of Kohaku and Kirara, and her relationship

She ends up spending more and more time at Miroku’s place anyways

Sango finally moves in with Miroku when she gets pregnant, yall still keep in touch tho because you’ve become good friends

And thus you say goodbye to the best roommate to ever grace this Earth lmao

Miroku

Miroku is the shortest lasting roommate on this list

Mans is a little creeper pervert and that shit gets annoying after a while

You’ll be walking out the shower and Miroku’s standing there like “hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear”

Needless to say you smacked the taste outta his mouth and he stopped with that real quick

He stops but you’re surprised when you see Sango come over 

Your hand starts itching with the urge to slap him again...

You meet Sango and what she sees in him is... baffling, scientists to this day still don’t understand 

Baby girl, you’re Sango do better, self love

Anyways, Miroku moves out eventually and he takes his nasty ass ways with him

Later you find out that Sango moved in with him and sje’s gon have a baby by him

But you know that’s none of your business 

Koga

If you thought Inuyasha was loud...

Inuyasha doesn’t have any friends, Koga has a wolf pack...

Parties all the time good luck homie

If you were tryna study, sleep, do work, etc. best wishes lmao

You come home and mans got 2 random people over like how ya doin   O-O

“Hello”

“Where’s Koga?”

They point to the kitchen and you head here ready to just “talk” with Koga

He turns around and gives you the cutest smile known to man and you immediately lose your will to argue

Can’t argue with a man that beautiful sorry...

Anyways besides being loud af, Koga is HYPER

Mans is up at 5 am knocking on your door like “hey you wanna jog to the gym”

“No Koga, goodnight”

‘No problem, it’s the morning btw!”

He’s actually a decent roommate and he moves into a bigger house with his friends and calls it the ‘pack house’

He actually invites you to come move in w him and his buddies 

You tell him you’ll think about it

Sesshomaru

The king of “I’m better than you”

He has his life so well together and you’ve gotta give him props

Mans is basically Caspar the Friendly Ghost of roommates 

Does he actually live here? the lights stay on and his name is on the deed so... I guess

Seriously tho, Sesshomaru doesn’t need a roommate but he does need someone to mind Rin

You might ask, what about Jaken, Jaken is busy (following Sesshomaru) or so he claims

Sesshomaru isn’t too bad honestly he covers the majority of the expenses in exchange for you watching Rin and feeding Ah-Un

So you’re basically Rin’s stay at home nanny

But you don’t mind because she is a SWEETHEART

Ah-Un isn’t too bad, just feed 2 lizards

(Although depending on who you are feeding them bugs might be your worst nightmare)

Jaken and you buttheads all the time, it’s almost comical

The times you interact with him mainly consist of you telling him to leave Rin alone or him telling you something Sesshomaru said

Speaking of Sesshomaru you don’t see him often and the only times you hear from him are in the form of notes he leaves around the house to the degree of ‘I fed Ah-Un this morning’ or ‘Make sure Rin takes her vitamins’ 

The other times you “hear” from him are when Jaken comes by saying things like ‘Lord Sesshomaru has requested that you prepare Rin to go out’

And for a while you were like who tf does he think he is because like yea he pays most of the rent but like he isn’t paying you for this so why does he think he can order you around indirectly

The first time you see Sesshomaru, it’s late and Rin’s been asleep for hours.

You walked into the kitchen and didn’t bother with turning the lights on but then you heard the smallest shuffle and a groan

And the moonlight comes through the window at the perfect angle and it reflects so beautifully off his silver hair

He turs some and you see his face and immediately take back all the times you’ve cussed him out mentally

And the you realize you’re in your pajamas staring at this man you’ve never met before that’s sleeping on the couch. For all you know he could be some random guy who broke in

He looks so peaceful that you loathe to disturb it but you poke at him w a stick and he groans out something to the tune of “Go away Jaken”

“I’m not Jaken”

He immediately sat up and stared at you like he was trying to figure out who you were in his head for a moment 

“Don’t you want to sleep in your room?” you asked him. He stood up and begun to walk towards his room in response 

You just watched him walk away but before he turned the corner into the hallway you swear you heard him say “You should get some sleep too.”

#inuyasha imagines #inuyasha imagine #and they were roommates #sango #miroku #sesshomaru #koga #koga inuyasha #kagome #inuyasha

[alotsgonnachange]

Mystic Messenger Saeran’s AE Thoughts (.......And Prayers..) #Spoilerz

Hello, I just finished Saeran’s after ending and I have a lot of things to say and I am going to write it down while I'm still all keyed up about it.

First of all… Please DO NOT ask me how much money I spent to finish this as fast as I did…. I’m grown but my bank account is certainly going to have a good ole fashioned CHUCKLE at this….. It’s been a long quarantine I deserve a lil happiness as a treat methinks!

I have been playing this absolutely insane game since I think 2016? When I first started playing the deep routes had JUST come out I think? And I was just finishing up high school and am now a college grad...lmao

I’ve played all routes at least once except Jaehee but i’ve seen walkthroughs of her route (I’ve heard it makes you hate Jumin and he’s my favorite so um. hehe). V’s and Saeran’s routes I found to be so emotionally intense and just….a lot and I've been waiting a long ass god damn time for this after ending okay…. I would theorize and make up an ending in my head but i’m no writer so it was hard to figure out lol. I’m a Jumin stan mostly but I love everybody and yeah I should probably play that jumin dlc too but I need like a DAY to recover from Saeran’s AE. Enough about me HERE are my thoughts on it overall

Major Saeran AE Spoilers under da cut!

Can we please discuss V showing up to the C+R conference room with basically chloroform and made everybody Pass Out like??? I was alone in my room at like midnight just SCREAMING at my phone???? And the creepy ass CG ???? It’s like that gif of sarah paulson from ahs being like “I put arsenic in the wine….and the pasta”

Anyway I screamed at V a lot during this process!!

Loved RFA being sweet and kind to saeran (before V fucking drugged them…)

This is such common V behavior “I have to do it all myself...there’s no other way..” GIRL SHUT UPPP You do this every route....

SO many CG’s and I enjoy them a lot

Saeran’s sprite looks a little TOO crisp compared to everyone else but maybe its a glitch??? V next to him is in 480p while saeran is like 1080p

Hearing both Saeran and Saeyoung missing the other brother the whole time??? PAIN. All my homies know is PAIN

BOSS and his V for Vendetta ass guy fawkes mask??? I literally yelled “this game is TERRIBLE!!” several times at my phone

Their dad is so>??????? When he was sitting on the couch with saeyoung in that one CG while simultaneously telling him to kill himself?????????? Maybe chairman han is actually the best dad in this game somehow

When V and Rika were like we’re back together teehee teehee okay pack it up bonnie and clyde ..

When chairman han calls u and says hes jealous of u and saeran…..HUH????? I’m calling HR

When they go to the apartment and see boss and vanderwood and poor saeyoung is sitting there seeing his brother for the first time in years i wanted to D word sooooo bad like PAIN...PAIN….

Can we HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT JUMIN HAN BEING THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME AND HE LOST EVERYTHING IN THIS AE……. he just took the blame and moved on jumin what the hell….. I love him so much r we serious? He watched his 2 closest friends betray him in the worst way and found out abt how Rika abused Saeyoung and Saeran???? I felt just AWFUL. Terrible ...Terrible….

Rika’s change in demeanor from Saeran's actual route is certainly a Choice. I find her much more bearable this time around and unfortunately i think I was too nice to her and ended up with a bad end LMFAO

I was happy to see Saeran stand up for himself and become stronger and confident. You go king!

The CG of Yoosung laying in Zen’s lap is everything to me…

HOWEVER YUP I sure did get a bad ending and I was so mad fdsafdskfdhsf ! (I would be happy to clarify how I got the good one the second time.) MAKE SURE To SAVE EARLY in days 2 and 3 bc the branches on day 4 is where the bad end will show up. For me it was the first day 4 chat and then a story mode titled “SAVIOR”.... If you see that RUN FOR THE HILLS!!

I was so mad! But I had saved in day 2 and replayed and MANAGED to get good end

I’m obsessed with everyone calling V and Rika “that psychotic couple” like…..its true its true…

No those two are so toxic… V’s route was torture watching them go on and on about the sun like yo can yall just call each other babe like normal people.

I respect straight people but not V and RIka that shit was just wrong… Straight marriage was a mistake

Oh lord i also FULLY Forgot Rika killed the twins’ mother…. Yeah that scene was um Certainly a lot but it needed to happen eventually

Like it’s good they know but damn that storyline is just so bleak

I think it was satisfying TO A DEGREE….To see Rika understand where she was wrong, why she was wrong, fess up and even APOLOGIZE! I was very surprised.

Saeran and Saeyoung are Certainly twins with the amount that those two self sacrifice in every route MY GOD…..

The scene with Jumin talking to his father and the other scene of him praying oh my god I cannot tell you how happy I was to see him begin to understand and address his own feelings in a route that was not his own. My main problem with Jumin’s route has always been the trapping MC in his penthouse aspect.. This way Jumin understands love and emotions without being overly possessive !!! YAY also loved seeing him be on good terms with his dad who was surprisingly profound

That last Story mode was Really a Lot…. and Strange things occurred which I will get into in just a minute

Jumin becoming a politician is so funny but ngl … i see it.

Yoosung going to france to study pastries ok king I see u! (it made more sense to me than the vet thing anyway)

Lastly Zen FURRY ERA

MY BEEF With the AE

I was happy with how they handled it for the most part. I think Cheritz heard our feedback about V’s after ending and was like okay….let’s try something different

HOWEVER

Saeran…. Sweet kind saeran… IS SO AFFECTIONATE HAHA….

He must have said I love you like 300 times…..very mushy gushy flowery language...and maybe that’s just his personality but for me it was like eating cake with buttercream cake. It means well, but god damn is it sugary and going to cause a stomach ache later.

He was just… SO MUCH! SO forward and ON all the time in his affections. I honestly felt kind of smothered and by day 3 and 4 I was sooooo over all the compliments… King you’ve come a very long way, but ur still putting MC on a pedestal and probably need to see a therapist.

Nextly….Rika and V….. Naw that knock out gas really ...that hurt lol. Coming from “I would do anything to protect RFA” V? Idk like…. EYE felt betrayed reading that. It was just hurtful. I can’t even imagine how the members would have felt as they were passing out. It was just so cruel. I suppose I understand why but like?? Just TERRIBLE

Them being in cahoots with the agency and the prime minister..HUH??? Also too much

V just felt so irresponsible like I do understand that he ended up in a weird web of secrets that’s hard to untangle but he’s so fucking stubborn he’s SO stubborn it makes me insane. Like sir… It seems like in other routes he wanted to try to protect Rika and the RFA.. But in this AE it seems more to me that he was like yeah i’m protecting Rika and That’s It… so fucking hurtful to me. Both of y’all apologize ESPECIALLY to the twins and Jumin..

The forgiveness thing…… Okay so I think some people will not like that Saeran decided to “forgive” the people who hurt him (Rika, V, Saejoong, his mother). I would point out that I actually think this was approached somewhat well. He says at one point that he doesn’t think they’re good or bad, just people. I think he sounded mature and like this was the way for him personally to accomplish his healing process. Would I have loved for Saeran to flip V and Rika off and kick Saejoong off a cliff? Yea I really would. But like…. If that’s what HE needs to do to heal then who am I to judge?

HOWEVER…. Everything Eye just said goes out the window when the scenes at the end with Saejoong come up… I was PERPLEXED. Like why did he HUG his deranged father who just kicked the shit out of him??? Also all the chat options that MC has with him r like blah blah you’re like this because no one loves you were so corny to me LMFAOOOO?

AND WHEN HE WAS IN THE ROOM LATER WITH SAERAN… i’m sorry but if that were me I would have called a nurse to deck his ass. Cool he turned himself in YOU SUCK SOOOO BAD AND I NEVER WANT YOU TO COME NEAR SAEYOUNG AND SAERAN AGAIN THANKS.

*scratches ass* I wish I got to see saeyoung and saeran finally sit down and have that first conversation after a long time and hug CG but the ending was fine I GUESS….. I dont care about ROMANCE I want those boys to be happy brothers together

Anyway that was really emotionally exhausting but I fr think I got it out of my system after literal years… And I can rest in peace knowing the choi twins are happy. THATS ALL I WANTED TO KNOW!!!!

#Saeran Choi #Saeran AE #Saeran after ending #Saeran AE spoilers #Mystic messenger #Mysme #Saeran after ending spoilers #mystic messenger spoilers

[samwrights]

Aoba Johsai 3rd Years as dads [hc]

Lmao, as if I was gonna stop at Karasuno. I’m a Seijoh hoe through and through 😂😂😂 this ones a little off the rails but it’s my blog and I write what I want. I’ll get to the rest of Seijoh later, maybe, but these turned out way longer than I anticipated.

Slight TW; mentions of miscarriage.

Iwaizumi;

I love this supportive man so much 🥺

I don’t even want kids and I’d let him turn me into a baby factory, idgaf.

Ahem, n e ways.

Low key, he would be freaking out over your guys’ first kid. Didn’t matter that you were in live-in S/O’s, or that you’d been together for y e a r s.

Homie wanted to marry you first, finally get you guys out of your shoddy apartment, maybe spend a few years traveling the world.

He wanted to live the life of a dink, at least for a little while before eventually starting a family with you. Apparently someone’s pullout game weak af.

Despite not being prepared for parenthood, your pregnancy actually goes pretty swimmingly. Iwa would def be the man to come with to all doctors appointments, parenting classes, and would literally call his mom every three seconds freaking out because he has no idea what color to paint the nursery.

“Mom, I can’t just paint it whatever, what if the baby doesn’t like it?” Don’t ask me why, I just know it would be a fact.

Throughout your relationship as teenagers, Iwa was always your hype-man cause he loves flaunting his woman at whatever she chooses to succeed at. Which made Oikawa hella jealous but irrelevant. Now that you guys were going to be a family, it was like falling in love with you all over again and he literally hyped you up everyday with how great of a mom you were going to be.

Endless comments on how beautiful you looked while pregnant, regarding your glow or how he gets so overwhelmed with love knowing that you are having his child. Fucking simp.

If you feel he’s laying it on too thick, you tell him it’s actually Mattsun’s and Iwa is just a cover so you can run off with him and Makki. 0/10, does not appreciate.

The closer you get to your due date, however, all jokes are completely off, and Hajime is in full on protective husband/dad mode. Did I mention y’all still ain’t married or

He does literally everything for you just to make sure you aren’t in too much pain or discomfort. Mfer won’t even let you pick up a laundry basket 💀

“Honey, I’m fine! Please, I can’t sit on the couch all day, there’s going to be a permanent imprint from my ass on it.”

“Baby, why is the couch wet?”

“Huh. Guess my water broke.”

Annnnnnd cue Hajime screaming his head off while proceeding to grab your hospital bag packed with clothes, a spare aux cable, and your toiletries, before rushing out to the car, starting it, and driving to the hospital.

Without you.

With that being his only major faux pas, Iwaizumi welcomes fatherhood with open arms. Sure, y’all didn’t have your house yet and a wedding was going to be difficult to plan (though if you’re down for the courthouse, he was in), and he didn’t have enough saved to buy you a ring that screamed “Mrs. Iwaizumi” to him.

But in the mean time, he could not get enough of his girls. Even little things like feeding your daughter or watching tv with her in his arms with you snuggling up to his side made him the absolute softest boy.

It may not have been his ideal situation in the past, but now all he looked forward to was watching your family continue to grow with a few more hopeful additions.

Oikawa;

Well this is awkward. You and Tooru I mean Oikawa broke up a few months ago. Not that it was a particularly bad break up; definitely more on the mutual side.

You wanted to continue pursuing your dreams and he wanted to carry on being a Pro. (Personally, I picture Oikawa being with a musician of some sort that posts covers of YouTube).

So even though you guys aren’t together anymore, you still keep up with how he’s doing in the pro VB world and he low key still watches your covers on the internet.

Your posting becomes less and less frequent, he notices over the span of a few months until you stop uploading all together. He thinks nothing of it until he gets a notification that you’ve finally uploaded a video. Two. Years. Later.

“Where we’ve been.” He doesn’t miss the collective pronoun before clicking on the video, seeing you standing with your guitarist, the former Nekoma VBC captain, Tetsurou Kuroo, as well as a cute, pudgy baby.

A baby that looked nothing like Kuroo and a whole lot like Oikawa did when he was a baby.

The video talks about your hiatus, as well as how you and your now boyfriend/guitarist were enjoying your life as parents and making music was hard with your little boy, and that the two of you needed to prioritize your son first. you introduce your baby, but the first thing Oikawa discovers is that the age of your baby and the duration of yours and Kuroo’s relationship didn’t add up. Don’t ask me why Oikawa knows how long you’ve been together, he has his resources.

Considering the toddler was two, and you and Kuroo had been together for a year. And the baby didn’t look anything like you OR him

Oikawa is flipping out now, and tries everything in his power to get a hold of you. Which oddly enough, wasn’t that hard considering your number is still the same.

“Did you finally figure it out?” Was all you said to him. He’s so upset that you didn’t tell him—that could have been him. Standing with you. Holding his baby—not bed headed fuck holding HIS son.

After FTing him, you, Oikawa, and Kuroo agreed to set up a meeting with all of you so Oikawa could finally meet his flesh and blood. He’s excited, but man oh man is he salty.

He missed his son’s first steps, first meal, holding him, teaching him how to walk, his first words; he missed ALL of it.

But the bitterness he feels completely goes away when he sees baby Oik’s in person for the first time. He had never, in his entire twenty three years of living, been in love until now. Despite your hesitation, you allow Tooru to hold his child for the entirety of your little meeting, allowing him to make up for lost years.

The three of you agreed on a form of joint custody that allowed Oikawa to have his son while you toured or were busy working, and you would have him while he was out doing his thing.

TL;DR, Oikawa takes the opportunity to make up his lost years spoiling the fuck out of his baby when he can and, oddly enough, the arrangement works out to benefit the both of you.

Ngl, parenthood is hard for him. Not because he doesn’t know how to parent, but rather because he never pictured his first child to come about this way. He would never admit it to anybody, not even Iwa, that knowing he had a child that he was barely a father to left him feeling lonely. That loneliness, however, motivates him to truly be the best dad that can be so that maybe when his son his old enough, he would rather live with him instead of his mom

Ofc, he teaches his offspring how to play volleyball as soon as he’s old enough to learn. But outside of that, Oikawa’s favorite thing to do with his son is little quiet nature walks away from the bustling city to have quality time with him.

Hanamaki;

This chill mfer 💀💀💀 for some reason, I feel like his love language is touch.

Your relationship with him was so simple, even after moving in together in your second year of college, years ago.

Well, it was simple.

As simple as life could be with four demons overrunning your house.

Due to the number of children the two of you had, with all of them being no more than two years apart in age, you became a stay-at-home mom, leaving Makki to provide for the six of you.

Because of your hellions wreaking havoc on you all day, Takahiro always wound down from work with the kids by putting on a movie and even reciting the script in his own voice to keep them entertained. Allowing you to go wind down with a glass of wine while you took a bubble bath.

Your oldest was Makki’s right hand man at the ripe age of 7. He always made sure that, as the big brother, he was looking out for his siblings and being the man of the house to help mommy while he worked.

Makki never raises his voice at the kids. Ever. Period.

If he’s upset with them or they did something they weren’t supposed to, he resolves the issue by picking them up, sitting down on the couch with them in his lap and staring at them. “Why did you draw on the walls with crayon, little man?” He would ask the offending five year old boy in the most calm voice.

“I wanted to paint a pretty picture for you and mommy!”

“And we love it. But next time, dude, if you put it on paper, I can bring those pictures to work so I can show everyone else.” Yeah, he calls his sons dude.

If his youngest and only daughter began crying over anything—Makki was on it like flies on shit. Little princess is not allowed to cry in daddy’s presence. He’s always quick to figure out why she’s crying too and, he learned, it’s mostly just because she wanted attention.

“When did you get so good at this?” You’d tease him.

“We’ve had lots of practice, honey.” 💀💀💀

A lot of the time, he felt really bad because he felt that he just kinda left you with the kids while he worked, and he’d be a little insecure. He thinks you’re tired of him and that you want to leave sometimes.

He thinks you don’t notice when he’s upset but he kinda dumb dumb cause you’ve been together for almost half of your lives, ofc you know when he’s upset.

While he’s laying in bed, nonchalantly scrolling through his phone before falling asleep for the night, you sit at his bedside, giving him the look. “C’mon, Takahiro. I can tell when something’s bothering you.” His lips would purse a little bit before locking his phone and putting it on his night stand, then holding whatever hand of yours that was closest to him with both of his.

“Ya ever just...get tired of our life?” Aksfnrjfl WOW THAT CAME OUT WRONG. This is why he prefers touch, he’s shit with words. “Wait no, that’s not what I meant. D-do, uh...a-are you happy?” Wow he really shit with words. Even if this would be conversation y’all would have at least once a year.

But no matter how many times you told him you loved him, he needed to feel it. Why do you think you ended up pregnant nearly every year? “I’m getting my fucking tubes tied after this, Makki.”

Matsukawa;

This goof would be your partner in crime second to Makki of course.

Half the time people kinda forgot you were dating let alone married because the two of you had always been playful and full of laughter; the only change was PDA was sprinkled in.

Sitting in his lap, little pecks during conversations, burying yourself in his neck or him burying himself in your hair, a hand always on your back or your shoulder.

Homies super subtle touchy.

The biggest reminder was when you’d announced your pregnancy to your friends. While Makki was super excited to be an uncle, Oikawa and Iwa were kinda like “y’all actually have sex??” Like you weren’t fucking married??

But whatever, y’all goofy and in love or w/e and it almost seems that the two of you aren’t taking pregnancy seriously. You totally are, but your friends don’t think so.

Coming up with baby names was Issei’s favorite pastime. But he went super left field with a lot of them, so you unfortunately had to veto them.

Painting and preparing the nursery was also an absolute blast. Because you both wanted the gender to be a surprise, y’all painted the room white on top with a full rainbow on the bottom, complete with gender neutral wall decals.

Honestly, he was so so so excited to be a dad. But mostly, he was just so smitten with you. It wasn’t hard for him to, considering the two of you were best friends long before dating.

He definitely turned your ultrasound pictures into memes that he hung in the babies room. “The last time I got pussy” captioned under the first ultrasound was his favorite.

You woke up one day in excruciating amounts of pain—like someone was carving out the muscles in your stomach and separating them from the skin from the inside and you knew something was wrong. “Issei, we gotta go to the hospital now!”

“N-now?” All jokes are gone, all laughter void and absent. “Honey, you’re only at the end of the first trime—“

“I know, idiot! We gotta go now!” You’re sobbing while hunching over your stomach, trying to walk but not succeeding in getting very far. Instead, your husband opts to carry you out to the car before zipping on over.

The sudden appointment had taken hours and the both of you felt drained. Well, you actually were. All of the pain you had experienced earlier in the day did not compare to the devastating blow of hearing that you had a miscarriage.

Silence fills every space that the two of you were in but, knowing you as well as he did, Mattsun refused to leave your side. Even if you had to pee.

“Babe, I have to pee.”

“Cool, which bathroom do we wanna use?” He wasn’t making jokes for the sake of being funny, which was the reason you allowed him to sit on the edge of the tub while you handled your business, holding your fingers in loose threads. It’s weird, but this was not a time for either of you to be alone to indulge your demons.

“We’re gonna get through this.” His arms would wrap around you from behind, carefully folding over your once filled womb, with his head resting on top of your own. “Just you and me, babe, against the world.”

“And Makki.”

“And Makki.”

#aoba johsai #seijoh #haikyuu!! imagine #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcannons #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi x reader #dad!fics #oikawa x reader #oikawa angst #oikawa tōru #oikawa doesnt get a happy ending lmao #i love him tho #hanamaki takahiro #haikyuu hanamaki #hanamaki x reader #makki x reader #mattsun #matsukawa x reader #matsukawa issei #aobajohsai

[nyaheum]

My yearly list of Eurovision songs after the first impression (I mean, for like, half of them. I heard snippets of some songs.). Judged on music videos, because...if I only listen to the songs on Spotify, my eyes get bored. :’)

(oh, and don’t talk to me about iceland’s placement, I know this might be unpopular)

X. Belarus

Fuck Belarus, all my homies hate Belarus. Not even going to grace them with a rating.

Norway (TIX – Fallen Angel)

...no. :( And it’s not even because Keiino didn’t win, I just wholeheartetly hate this song. And I’m kinda sorry to TIX, because he seems like a cool dude and his stage outfit is absolutely hilarious, but oh my god do I hate this song with an absolute burning passion.

Poland (RAFAL – The Ride)

eye emoji mouth emoji eye emoji – well, this is a non-qualifier if I’ve ever seen one. Can we just...skip this?

Belgium (Hooverphonic – The Wrong Place)

Nap time! This song annoys me. I cannot explain it, but it gives me a headache and my whole body is revolting against this song. I am not kidding. Objectively, I don’t even hate it, but there’s just something about it...that makes me go...hnghgng…

North Macedonia (Vasil – Here I Stand)

eye emoji mouth emoji eye emoji ver. 2 – I am not trying to sound mean, but does North Macedonia do any music that is not dramatic power ballads? I’m serious. (And I don’t like it, sorry. :((...except for the high notes, I like them. When he can hit them live.)

Estonia (Uku Suviste – The Lucky One)

This (the music video)...is soft porn. I am slightly scared of Uku. I don’t know why. But, uh...this is better than last year’s song? Still, it wouldn’t qualify under my watch, whoops.

Georgia (Tornike Kipiani – You)

He stopped yelling angrily at the microphone. :((( Nah, but this isn’t my thing. It’s great that they are doing their own thing, it’s just not really my thing...it also reminds me of a song I know, damn.

Austria (Vincent Bueno - Amen)

He looks like a german youtuber. I don’t know hich one, but he looks like one. I also canot tell if he’s 18 or 38, lol. (For some reason he also reminds me of Alex Albon, which is even weirder.)...oh, uh, the song? Idk, I don’t care for I. It’s fine.

Spain (Blas Cantó – Voy A Querdarme)

Confession: I’m probably the only person who actually doesn’t like the sound of Spanish all that much. Whoops. Apart from that though, I’m not the biggest fan of this song. Can’t really say more about that. Meh.

The Netherlands (Jeangu Macrooy – Birth Of A New Age)

Listen: I really like the tone of this voice. It’s great. I am not a fan of the song. There’s something just very off about the loud percussions (?) in the background that make me go absolutely crazy when listening to this. My sensory-overload-prone ears hate it, and I’m sorry...the part before the last chorus on the other hand I love. The whole song could have sounded like that and I would have loved it. (...and I can’t unhear “You are my broccoli – You know my broccoli!” ;-;)

Azerbaijan (Efendi – Mata Hari) Whenever I see Efendi, my brain still goes “Cleopatrrrrra!”, oof. This song sounds like a song I know. Which...is super unprecice, but I genuinely don’t know which one. I do like that they kept the weird pre-chorus thing from Cleopatra (and reference the song later on), but I must say that I liked Cleopatra more...but it’s a party song, so I think it will be fun on stage!

Romania (ROXEN - Amnesia)

I didn’t like her song last year, I don’t enjoy this all too much and I’m kinda sorry but also...I don’t want to apologize for my taste in music, lmao. I want her hair though. Give me her hair.

Denkmark (Fyr & Flamme – Ove Os Pa Hinanden)

Ring ding ding, native language bonus. This is also way more fun than I thought it would be, hah. VERY retro, but I don’t hate that? :D (this and sweden really aren’t any different in terms of how much I like them)

Portugal (The Black Mama – Love Is On My Side)

I can appreciate this. I just wish it was in Portuguese, honestly. I don’t really know if I like the English for this song. That being said, I don’t know if you can make these very specific tones (you know what I mean) in portuguese without it sounding super off, so…

Ireland (Lesley Roy – Maps)

Okay, you do you Ireland. :D

Israel (Eden Alene – Set Me Free)

This exists. :D

Cyprus (Elena Tsagrinou – El Diablo)

Cyprus came to party, and I can’t be mad at that. I just don’t know why everybody in the YouTube comments loves this SO MUCH that they are sure that it will win if it gets the jury votes. I don’t think it’s as good as Fuego or She Got Me were, but maybe I just have no taste in party music. I don’t party. (Only if you got a 2000s playlist and some iced tea.)

France (Barbara Pravi – Voilà)

FRANCE sending a BALLAD? In MY Eurovision? It’s more likely than you think. It’s good, objectively. Personally, I don’t really care for it all that much and feel like I already know it.

United Kingdom (Embers – James Newman)

A good, modern song? In my british eurovision song? What happened on the Isles over quarantine? Are you guys okay? Did you find yourself? Have you taken your last breath (breath!) and looked at your past results? I’m impressed enough to put this relatively high, wow.

Serbia (Hurricane – LOCO LOCO)

*adore delano voice* party! Oh, and native language bonus...for a party song! I’m...impressed, actually. I cannot decide wheter I prefer this or Hasta La Vista, but I think it’s this one? The flows smoother, if that means literally anything.

Bulgaria (VICTORIA – Growing Up Is Getting Old)

*shrugs* I think a lot of people will like this. And I get that. I think I even understand it...yeah. I didn’t like her song last year either. It’s just personal preference, I think. I just want to have fun during Eurovision, hah.

Finland (Blind Channel – Dark Side)

Finland: FUCK YOU!!! Germany: Fuck you. <3

That’s all I’ll say, we know how the Finnish are, this is not surprising, lmao. (And I’m one of those children that grew up on Rammstein, so I legally cannot dislike this.)

Croatia (Albina - Tick-Tock)

Tick-tock, can you hear me go tick-tock? My heart is like a clock, I'm steady like a rock-...oh wait, wrong tick-tock! Still, really enjoy this song’s chorus – I actually enjoy it so much that it makes up for the utter loss of interest I experience once it’s over, chrm.

Sweden (Tusse – Voices)

I mean...let’s be honest, it’s a generic swedish pop song. It sounds like every other Swedish entry, and I think that bothers me. I know, that sounds kind of...weird, looking at my choices higher up in the list, but...meh. I think this will easily qualify for the Final and place high, and I am totally okay with that. It’s just not...what I wanted, I guess? :D (and i’m sorry but as a german-speaker I cannot get over the name “tusse”) (oh, and tusse seems to be super cool)

Albania (Anxhela Peristeri - Karma)

Oh, we’re going to war in 130 A.D.? Fine, let me just pack my spear and- oh, Albania has already sent a singer? Ah, well, might as well give up and just vibe.

Czech Republic (Benny Cristo - omaga)

This sounds fun. Not a winner or anything, but fun. I’ll probably still be on Twitter when he’s performing, whoops.

Slovenia (Ana Sklic - Amen)

Wait, there’s TWO songs called Amen? And why do I actually kinda like this? Oh well, might as well just accept it. (Her voice though...mhmmhmhm…yes please)

Iceland (Dadi og Gagnamagnid – 10 Years)

We just vibin’. I liked Think About Things more, but I’m very much biased here...because I’ve known that song for a year now. But this is still very good, and very on brand. (And I understand like...half of the lyrics, but I am okay with that.)

Australia (Montaigne - Technicolour)

not australia flexing at all of europe that they can hold big gatherings! D: oh, but I like this way more than last years song. I feel like Montaigne can show her GREAT voice way better in this song. (Even though her outfit and the sound of the song reminds me of the UK song that had...a dude run on the stage. I can’t think of the word for it right now.)

Malta (Destiny – Je Me Casse)

Destiny’s voice is just….wow. This is very different than All My Love, but it’s fun. The topic of the lyrics kinda remind me of Toy, and I like that…..I don’t really like the music video (especially the dancers in the colorful dresses? idk), but I’ll just ignore that.

Germany (I Don’t Feel Hate - Germany)

Confession time: I actually actively enjoy this song. Everybod is shitting on it, but it’s FUN and it has a good message, and Jendrik seems like the nicest dude ever and...it doesn’t deserve all the hate it’s getting? It’s completely self-produced and just fun. Stop being mean. :(

(...also someone on youtube said “pewdiepie” and I can’t unsee that now so fuck you >:((...no, no I don’t feel hate, just rethink your life choices)

Moldova (Natalia Gordienko - SUGAR)

What in the “Eis.de ist in der Kiste” is this music video? And I thought I would absolutely hate this song, but I actually don’t mind it all that much. It’s actually fun. Oh no, I’m splipping, someone catch me, aaaaaahhhhh….(and that poor cake dude. Is this song about cannibalism? Does she want to eat him?)

San Marino (Senhit – Adrenalina)

Catch me hum the chorus of this song at least once a day...but honestly, without any malicious intent: what the actual FUCK san marino? This is so much better than Freaky, and even though I do not believe for one second that this will win, the simple outragiousness of bringing Flo Rida to Eurovision deserves attention. (Bringing someone like Flo Rida to ESC sounds more like Scandinavia/Bulgaria, doesn’t it?)

Russia (Manizha – Russian Woman)

Not gonna lie, I miss Little Big, but at least they are sending something that’s at least as weird. I love that. Russian Rap is cool as fuck anyway, so I’m fully here for this...but I’m glas this song doesn’t have a music video, this just has to be a live performance. (Oh, and another strong woman!)

Ukraine (Go_A – SHUM)

I’m SO glad Go_A are back. But, let me be completely honest: I know why they had to change the lyrics, but I still liked the first version better. BUT I feel like the new one will grow and me and it will climb one or two places, because the Instrumental just slaps SO HARD. (Makes me feel like putting on a Cybergoth outfit and start dancing at a German industrial park, lmao.)

Latvia (Samanta Tina – The Moon Is Rising)

Does this count as my guilty pleasure this year? I loved her song last year, and this sounds similar, so...I like this too. It sounds modern as fuck (well, for Europe, you know) and I can definitely...”vibe” with that. I genuinely really enjoy this, and I don’t know why. (Even though I prefer last years drop.) A lot of “strong, independent women”-songs this year, and I’m not complaining.

Switzerland (Gjon’s Tears – Tout l’Univers)

Just so we’re clear, this and Italy share the exact same spot. I just cannot compare them at all. Gjon’s voice just takes me hostage throughout this whole song and won’t let me go. And everything that isn’t english/is in the countries offical language immediately gets plus points from me. As if this song needed them anyway.

Lithuania (The Roop – Discoteque)

Aaaaaand...dance break! Good, I just love them so much, it’s not even funny anymore. And I’ve been singing this song randomly since it came out. I can’t stop. It has burned itself into my brain. Let’s dis-co-teque right at my home! *waves arms around with no sign of coordination*

(and does anyone else feel like he’s serhat, just with a different alignment? Like, they are both chaotic, but serhat is chaotic neutral and he’s either chaotic good or chaotic bad, it really depends on the way he looks at the camera)

Italy (Maneskin – Zitti E Buoni)

Italy delivers, as they do every year. Not only do I really like this song (it is very much my genre), THIS is an aesthetic I can get behind! Knowing Eurovision, I doubt it will win, but damn if it won’t be super fun! (I am so glad this won Sanremo, hah.)

#eurovision #esc #eurovision song contest #esc 2021 #eurovision 2021 #rotterdam 2021

[set-phasers-to-whump]

“hey, hey, this is no time to sleep”

prompt: “hey, hey, this is no time to sleep”

whumpee: nick burkhardt

fandom: grimm

hi hello what is up homies! i did much research on getting...well i wont spoil it for you. a lot of research on concussions anyhow ;)

Nick walks a few feet behind Hank, sweeping his flashlight in large arcs across the dark, deserted landscape of Forest Park. It’s eerie, being here in the middle of the night, not a soul around save for them. He keeps thinking he hears things, stops to focus, hears nothing, and has to jog to catch up with Hank. The last thing he wants is for them to get separated when they’ve got a murderer on the loose.

“Hey, Nick,” Hank calls out from ahead of him. “That look like anything to you?” He shines his flashlight on a pile of rocks, then onto Nick, who shrugs.

“Maybe,” he calls back, hurrying to join Hank. As he gets closer, he sees what exactly Hank had meant - there’s a stain on the rock that is almost definitely blood. 

“Definitely something,” he agrees. Hank nods, pulling out his phone to take a picture. Nick stays standing behind him, in an almost defensive position. Something just feels off. Most likely, it’s the whole murderous atmosphere, given the job, but he can’t shake the feeling that there’s something more. 

He stops thinking along this line when he hears Hank crack a glowstick to mark the potential evidence. They then continue deeper into the woods of the park, flashlights sweeping the area in front of them.

They’ve just passed a thick cluster of trees when Nick freezes, Hank still walking along in front of him. A twig snaps behind him. 

“Hank!” he shouts, whirling around just in time to see the shiny metallic shape of a baseball bat as it collides with the side of his head. 

He feels nothing for a second, thinks what just happened?, and then a bright white light explodes behind his eyes, as pain unlike any he’s ever felt before erupts in his skull, and he feels himself collapse to the ground, distantly, as though he’s not even in his body. 

Pain courses through his head, so intense that he can’t make a sound (though he wouldn’t be able to tell even if he was making a sound, because the pain rushing in his head overwhelms everything else). He tries to open his eyes, but all he can see are bright spots, though his vision is darkening at the edges simultaneously. He brings his hands up to his head like he’s trying to stop it from breaking apart beneath them. It hurts. It hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts...

Very slowly, he becomes aware that someone is touching him. And then their fingers come in contact with the side of his head, pushing his own hands away. He groans at the new contact, the only noise he’s capable of making.

“You with me?” the voice sounds like it’s coming from underwater, but Nick manages to make it out. He clumsily taps the hand on his face with his hand that it had replaced. 

“H…” 

“Shh, don’t try to talk. I got you. Just breathe.”

Breathe... he can do that. He inhales shakily, feeling like the air is swelling up inside his brain. He feels sick. He doesn’t know where he is or who is with him. Something tells him he’s safe with whoever it is, which is some comfort, but overall he feels awful. Afraid. 

And tired. He really wants to just fall asleep, because if he’s asleep then nothing will hurt. His eyes are already closed, and he tries his best to make the rest of his body follow suit. 

“Hey, hey, this is no time to sleep,” he hears someone say, accompanied by a sharp squeeze of his hand. 

Not that the directive had been particularly needed. His body is apparently going to refuse to let him get anywhere near sleep, having decided that the pain is too much to do anything but focus completely on. He groans again, and the hand touches his shoulder. 

“Nick,” its owner says. He knows who it is...but the pain radiating through his head is too intense to actually let him think of the person. All he has is simple recognition. He fumbles for the hand again, grabs it tightly, too tightly, probably, but the person lets him hold on as an especially intense wave of pain courses through his head. He scrunches his eyes shut even tighter, for the first time feeling the hot tears pouring seemingly instinctively and involuntarily down his face. His head is going to explode. 

The person says something. “Hospital,” it sounds like. “Stay with me,” after a beat. 

He wishes his mind would drift, on to any topic other than how much it hurts. The pain is the most intense on his left temple, presumably where he’d been hit. It radiates out from there, covering a large portion of his skull, and it drives inwards, too, pounding into his brain and preventing him from thinking much of anything. Even with his eyes closed, the world feels like it's spinning, or maybe just his head is what’s spinning, but in any case he’s horribly disoriented and nauseous and he doesn’t like this, he really doesn’t like this…

He’s moving. Not like the spinning feeling from before, but really moving. Up, if he had to guess a direction. All the blood feels like it rushes out of his head at once, leaving him dizzier than ever but, for a glorious second, pain-free. 

And then he stops moving, and the pain rushes back full force, slamming into his head with such strength that he physically feels his body get pushed back against whatever it is he’s laying on. 

Then he’s moving again, but in a different direction. Backwards? This time, there’s no accompanying lightheadedness, just an increased sense of disorientation that for a second makes him absolutely sure he’s going to be sick. 

The disorientation eventually lessens to its former state, though, letting him focus ever so slightly on other things. Multiple voices around him. A light shining above him, dotting his closed eyelids with stars. A hand holding onto him, the same as before, he knows, in that same instinctive way. 

Hank! his aching brain suddenly provides him with who, exactly, the person is. He tries to say something, let Hank know... something, but his head hurts too much to do that, so he just squeezes Hank’s hand instead, tapping his fingers against it. Hank returns the tapping, and Nick feels for the first time that he’s going to be alright.

--

He opens his eyes slowly. Bright light immediately floods into them, and he quickly snaps them shut. His head feels like it’s full of cotton, and there’s something that may very well be cotton pressing up against one side of it. It aches, dully, and there’s just enough nausea bubbling under his skin to make him feel uncomfortable. 

Something is in his right arm. An IV, probably. Further down, he feels a pulse monitor on his finger. His other hand…

Is also occupied, but not with anything that feels medical. Something warm, familiar, comforting. 

He risks opening his eyes again, squinting against the brightness of the room (which seems to only be coming in through a window and probably actually isn’t all that bright). His eyes travel to his hand and the one holding it, which is Hank’s hand, and there is Hank himself, sitting in a chair with a book splayed open across his lap, his head resting against the edge of the bed, fast asleep. Nick tries to smile at him, but the action makes his head throb, so he settles for squeezing his hand instead, an act that feels oddly familiar, though from what, he can’t tell. 

He hears Hank wake up, the momentary confusion quickly replaced with alertness. His head jerks up, hand slipping away from Nick. 

Nick meets his eyes. “Hi,” he whispers, feeling the word echo around inside his head. 

“Hi yourself,” Hank replies, smiling warmly. “How you feeling?”

“Been better,” Nick says, honestly. Hank laughs wryly. 

“I bet.”

“What…?”

He doesn’t remember...he remembers being with Hank, somewhere, remembers a light and some trees and then...nothing. Hank must know, though.

“I’ll tell you later. For now, maybe try and sleep some more.”

That sounds like a fantastic idea, Nick decides, already feeling his eyes start to close. Just before he gives in to the darkness, he reaches out his hand, hoping Hank will understand what he’s doing without words. He does. 

Hank’s hand grabs his own, and gently sets the joined pair down on the edge of the bed. “Sleep,” he repeats, tapping his fingers softly and calmingly on the back of Nick’s hand. 

Nick sleeps.

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