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int0themist · 1 year

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i fear im too chronically on instagram to 100% make the switch over. i woke up an hour ago im still half asleep and i am sitting here trying to double tap blog posts to like them ???? wrong.

#tired as shit #need coffee actually #instagram #doubletap #tumblr #hellsite #shitpos #shitposting #shitpost

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thevoidstaredback · 26 days

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Enough Caffeine to Kill an Elephant

Listen. It was an accident. He didn't mean to! It just kinda happened.

So maybe he brought a drink with enough caffeine in it to kill an elephant within a few minutes, and maybe he forgot to put the sleeve on his cup so he could tell it apart from the others, but it's not his fault! He didn't think anyone else was going to have the exact same Yeti cup as him! It's not like he'd seen any of the others carry one before. Besides, he worked with superheros. They should be smart enough to check before drinking someone else's drink.

Danny had been summoned by the Justice League Dark a few years back in order to help with a world ending crisis and he just didn't leave. It's not like he could go anywhere anyway. His ghost half hadn't grown past fourteen and his human half had stopped visibly aging at eighteen. He'd had to leave town as Danny Fenton, but he'd stayed in Amity Park as Danny Phantom. When his parents died of old age, thank god, he'd closed down the portal, stuck around for a few more years, before traveling the world as Danny Fenton.

Anyway, he'd taken up residence in the House of Mysteries after the JLD had summoned him. Constantine, at first, had been wary, but he and the rest of the JLD had grown to accept him. He was an honorary member of the team.

At some point, just after Robin had become Red Robin, Danny had been introduced to the Justice League. He liked those guys, too, and worked with them sometimes. Though, he usually only went to bug them.

Red Robin had been very interested in the fact that his was fourteen and working with grown heros, like he was one to talk, but Danny hadn't explained anything other than saying that he had died and come back. The following conversation was an interesting one that lead to Danny knowing that Nightwing was the Batman he'd met and that Batman was lost somewhere. He'd confirmed that the man was not dead, but he hadn't offered to help look for him. He probably should have, in retrospect.

Back on topic! Everyone in the JLD knew not to touch Danny's drink. They'd all seen him make it before and had been horrified on varying degrees. It's not like it could kill him. He's already half dead! So long as he only drank this specific brew as Phantom, he'd be fine.

The Justice League, apparently, didn't get the memo. He blames Constantine because Zatanna and Raven can do no wrong. No, John, he's not biased.

The point is, Red Robin just had a sip of Danny's drink. The horror he now felt was akin to the fear he held when he'd told his parents he was Phantom. (An interaction that had gone very well, thank you very much.)

Danny knew the exact moment that the vigilante realized he grabbed the wrong drink. His eyes widened to an astonishing degree, and, if he'd been able to seen his eyes behind the mask, Danny knew that the man's pupils would've completely overtaken the irises. His hands started shaking, too. Oh, no. The man's already addicted to hellish amounts of coffee. This is only going to make it worse!

Quickly, and without drawing any attention, thank the Ancients, Danny rushed over. "You, um, you okay, man?" Obviously not, but he tends to talk when he's anxious and he was certainly anxious right now. He could've possibly just killed a man via poison!

"What the fuck is in this coffee?" Red Robin asked, going to take another sip.

Danny pulled the Yeti from his hand and gave him the proper one. "Enough caffeine to kill an elephant."

"Obviously not, seeing as I'm still alive."

"Yeah, I can't tell if that's a good thing or not."

"Excuse me?"

"I-I mean-! I didn't-! You know what I mean." Caffeine is poisonous in excess, and his drink was way beyond excess, but it's the only thing that works for him as a ghost! Superpowered metabolism and all that.

"Do I?" The laugh in his voice answered for him. He took a sip from his drink and frowned at it. "I don't think any coffee will ever be enough again."

"And that's my cue to get my drink very far away from you." Danny turned, fully intent on moving to the other side of the room. Besides, the meeting was going to start as soon as the Flash and Kid Flash arrived, which would be soon. Something about one of their Rouges getting out?

"What?" Red Robin asked, "Why?" If he was a little desperate to get another sip of that coffee, he'd rather not acknowledge it.

"Because you don't need anymore lethal coffee," he muttered, "The sip you took will already keep you awake for three days at least, and it probably jump started an addiction. Best to stop it now. Besides, I need to go have my crisis on how the hell you're still alive after even a sip of this stuff."

"Again, rude." The bird themed vigilante crossed his arms as best he could while holding his cup. "If it's so dangerous, why do you drink it?"

Danny took a deliberate sip as he locked eyes with the technically younger man. "I'm dead. I don't need to worry about my heart stopping or having a seizure."

"Excuses."

"No, it's not 'excuses'. I'm saving your life."

"You're a kid. If I can't have that coffee, then you shouldn't be having it."

"First, I'm older than you. Second, I already told you: I'm dead. This isn't going to hurt me. Third, you can't tell me what to do."

"There's no way you're older than me. You're like, ten."

"I'm thirty-eight!" He balked, "I only look fourteen because I died when I was fourteen. We've been over this."

Neither noticed the entire Justice League looking at them. The two they were waiting on had arrived a few minutes ago and everyone was ready to start the meeting, but they'd been distracted by the two's conversation. Was that true? Had Phantom really died so young? They'd all been made aware he was not living, but they didn't think he'd died so young! Though, that was probably the denial speaking.

The Justice League Dark had been fully aware of this and didn't really bat an eye. Though, someone should probably get this meeting started. A potentially world ending threat was the topic, and that was a pretty important thing to discuss.

Captain Marvel was the first to pull himself together, though that was only after Atlas and Zeus had mentally slapped him out of his stupur. "As, ah, riveting as this conversation is," he stepped between the two boys- er, boy and man? "we really need to start this meeting."

Batman did not clear his throat because he'd not lost his voice in the first place. "He's right. Everyone take your seats."

Part 2

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year

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Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

#tomgreg #succession #dont even talk to me i started watching this show when i had nothing to do at work and now i watch it with averiel my good friend averiel #and we are going to watch s4 together and i feel physically ill from bein so excited #so ya thats what ive been up to... anyway. i love these idiots they desever nothing but the worst (affectionate)#im also a tomshiv lover btw. im the one who yells 'THIS IS HOW TOMSHIV CAN STILL WIN' while they are actively losing on screen #thats the kind of person i am #dont look at me (lying on the floor)#okay i was not going to say stuff in the tags and let the art speak for itself but i NEED to point out details in the wine Painting..#i put a lot of work into that one. thinly veiled metaphors and symbolism yknow..#greg is gripping the stem of the wine glass with his full fist. tom and greg are dressed in the same outfit (sock garters included)#greg look appalled but he is not doing anything about the spill. tom is fondly pouring greg more and more wine. he is doing him a favor #i colored the red wine the same way i would color blood :) oh and tom is not really touching greg #only holding the chair in place. greg is making himself look smaller than he is like usual #oh and @ the person who said that it's the inverse of the tom and nate scene i love the way you think. i did not think of that before #but god. yeah. i actually thought about the scene change from when roman uhh.. christens his office in s1. the one with the coffee machine #i always go insane at that cut. this is not exactly the same since it's more.. about emotions but yknow.. it can be.. the same...

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violetaquadelight · 21 days

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Tea or coffee? Choose your weapon.

Someone needs to take away this boi's coffee privilege and actually let him get some real sleep.

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 1 year

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Damian: *comes home*

The batfam: *has been turned into literal bats and birds*

Damian:

The batfam: >:(

Damian: *starts taking really good care of them and is nicer to them than ever before*

The batfam: :O

The one white bat that Damian can't identify and assumes is behind this: >:3

#fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #batman #robin #damian wayne #please #i just need a fic of all the batfam as animals trying and failing to bully Phantom into turning them back #and Damian being super loving towards his animalized family #heck even TIM gets pet #tim does not get coffee though and hes mad about it but he also really likes how the water in his tiny bird bath feels on his feathers #so theres some give and take #jason has tiny fangs and hes willing to use them #cass is small and fluffy #bonus points if this does not stop tim from his detective duties or Batman himself from patroling #batman ends up in the local paper #Actual Bat Beats Up Scarecrow

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twistedappletree · 10 months

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Karaoke night AU but it’s literally just drunk WWX horridly playing the flute and thinking he’s absolutely shredding while drunk LWJ stands on the stage with his mic, still as a tree and occasionally says “tequila” in the most lackluster monotone voice imaginable

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34saveme34 · 4 days

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perfect together

#smg4 #smg34 #hi guys😲🤚#hey look that's the outfit I've been meaning to give 4 #I said fuck it he's just getting it #may my silly lil guy just get mauled by the bootleg plush #...... okay that's not what actually happened- but I don't really care anymore. I have so much on the mind n I already wanted to just #draw 4 in this and post him like this #the cute outfit was stronger than me #but yeah my #lil guy is safe they'r ehaving coffee at 3's cuz their energy got drained to shits n they need to get that shit back #weak ass mfer uses one ability and immedaitely runs out !!!#and the big ass plush would've been caught by these 2 together #because 3's slay would've been too much to handle for it #but I just. didn't quite have the passion for this like I do for a lot of other things that I want to do

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kittycat-in-the-dark · 1 year

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*Tim looking tired as shit and being an asshole to everything that breathes near him*

Jason: Jesus kid, what train hit you?

Tim: *irritated* Don't call me kid. And the train that hit me is this stupid lead that I got stuck on for 3 days! I need to find that fucker-

Jason: Wow! Slow down a little...

Tim: I CAN'T SLOW DOWN IF I SLOW DOWN I AM GONNA SLEEP. IF I SLEEP I WON'T CATCH THIS VILLAIN AND GOTHAM WILL BE DOOMED. AND IF GOTHAM IS DOO- *Tim falls asleep mid sentece*

*Tim wakes up after hitting his head on the Batcomputer*

Tim: *looks at Jason* What was I saying...

Jason: *getting out of his shock* ...That you either need 3 full days of sleep or a DynaPep with 3 shots of espresso??...

Tim: *squinting his eyes* Ya... that... that sounds about right...

Jason: Which one? The healthy option or the vigilante no sleep version?

Tim: *looking annoyed at Jay*

Jason: *stares back confused as to why Tim looks at him like he offended his honor or something*

Tim: *long sigh* Okay, fine. Give me that drink.

----------one super energetic drink later-----------

*Bruce, Dick, Jason, Damian, Steph and Cass stare at a Batcave's wall full of detailed plans to take down all the rogues in Gotham as Tim continues to write and loudly murmur to himself*

Steph: How... how did this happen?

Tim: *louder* THIS IS PERFECT!! *cackle* AND THEN I AM GONNA TAKE OVER THE LEAGUE OF ASSASSINS AND RA'S WON'T EVEN SEE ME COMING... HE HAS TO PAY ME FOR THAT SPLEEN THAT I LOST IN HIS STUPID MISSION TO TAKE DOWN THE SPIDERS!! AND THEN I WILL EXPAND MY PLANS TO ALL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE LEVEL ROGUES AND I WILL FINALLY WIN THIS STUPID NEVER ENDING WAR AGAINST CRIME ONCE AND FOR ALL!! *laughs like a maniac*

Jason: *still staring at Tim like the others* Umm... I gave him a juiced up coffee to help him get over a case that was giving him trouble... he found the guy he was looking for not even 2 hours later, then returned mumbling to himself and started researching and writing on the walls like a maniac... I thought the kid had coffee before... right?

Alfred: *that appeared besides them without anyone notecing* That is true... but usually Master Tim takes what could be considered small doses of caffeine diluted in some tea. Not an entire cup of almost pure caffeine, I am afraid...

Jason: Well, shit...

*Tim continues to rant and make plans about basically world domination at that point... for about 2 more hours until he just falls off the Dinosaur where he was making his "Ultimate Speech to the World"

The other Batcave residents just hear a thud and run to see Jason on the ground under the Dinosaur with a sleeping Tim on his chest*

Jason: *sounding super exhausted after he followed Tim around during all of his crazy talk and final "Ultimate Speech"* Never let me give Tim a coffee ever again... EVER!! *and he collapses into sleep too*

*The others just nod to Jay's previous statement and Bruce picks up his boys to put them to a proper sleep, thinking about how to deal with Tim's crazy plans plastered all over the Batcave*

#just wanted to write something fun lol #also I wrote this because Tim isn't actually that used or addicted to coffee in canon #and drinks caffeine only when he needs it and in teas that Alfred makes him #so I just thought that if Tim were to drink a stronger coffee he will just go insane for a couple of hours until he collapses lol #tim drake #jason todd #batfam #batbros #dc comics #dc headcanon #incorrect batfamily quotes #alexa talks here

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melly-artes · 1 month

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Oughta be posting things here more often

#pokemon sv #trainer kieran #pokemon scarvi #pokemon scarlet and violet #art #i draw all the time i just forget to post lol #also i hope everyone knows the kieran drink is actually pretty good #its a chocolate and vanilla iced coffee specifically #go half and half and stir it #its like 30oz and you might see god but its great if you need a wake me up

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muckyschmuck · 4 months

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this is all i got

#what if i always drew him w more hair than they actually have #what if then #ok warmup done i need stimulantds #save me coffee w cocoa powder in it.#my art #furry art #anthro art #furry #anthro #digital art #oc art #oc #doodlings #suggestive #i guesss....

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choccymilllk · 6 months

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happy birthday to the ghost ever

#art !!#mcyt fanart !!#dream smp #dsmp #ghostbur #friend the sheep beloved #ive missed drawing these fellas sm actually #need to doodle ten million friend doodles a day again #💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥‼️💥💥‼️‼️💥YEAH #ive drank so much coffee yet i am still sleepy... im such a professional eeper

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stergeon · 8 days

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> FERDINAND II.

And so your PLANT shall henceforth be known as FERDINAND II.

The thought of needing to inform FERDINAND I of his having a namesake makes you a bit ill, but you are already hard at work devising several plausible excuses for the gesture. Something about how you've named it after the one most invested in its naming, or how it is similarly prone to drooling. Yes. Yes, you will be able to deflect quite easily, should the need arise. It has nothing to do with your fondness for FERDINAND or your desire for a substitute in his imminent absence, no—again, you are not so prone to sentimentality. It's about the drool.

Well, anyway. Best to move on with your day and think about something else, lest you grow maudlin or cultivate further affection for the PLANT. May the GODDESS be merciful and never cause you to develop inclinations that could be described as paternal.

Now that your plant has received sufficient care, it is time for COFFEE. You set to making your morning brew. By CHANCE, there happens to be sufficient water remaining in the kettle for FERDINAND I to have TEA, should he wish it.

Per your TIMEPIECE, it is now a quarter to eight. You have made excellent progress on your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST thus far: the only remaining task is to remove FERDINAND. You are starting to get rather peckish and would like to be rid of him quickly, but over the past week, you have found that extracting the man from YOUR QUARTERS is a more arduous task than it ought to be.

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#fire emblem #hubert von vestra #fe16 #ferdibert #hpnd #sterge.pptx #fe3h #sorry this was late lol #late according to the update schedule i don't have #as the poll was wrapping i thought 'wouldn't it be fucked up to make a game where you make coffee.'#never mind that 1. i've barely made any games #2. i had no idea how to make a multi-part game #3. i wanted to turn it around in ~24 hours #i actually Did finish the game in about a day but i still had to write a post and draw the bg + the panel #if the game doesn't work: sorry #it Should work on mobile (android and ios) but it is pretty finicky #it works Better on desktop but that's not saying much #if you run into any showstopping issues: please lmk so i can fix it #did Some bug testing (aka made my friends do it for me) but not a lot lol. again: short turnaround time #i know there's a bug with the message/alert windows if you click through things too fast but idk what i did and i don't really care lol #maybe i'll fix that eventually #i'd like to also make it smoother and add some more animations but i kinda doubt i'll get around to it #pretty pleased as i did the entire game with pure css and no images except the fireplace #idk if that's cool to anybody else but it makes me happy #god dog… that background is screwy. need to fix that.#i will fix it someday. [lie]

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weewoow-20706030 · 4 months

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Unpopular opinion but I don't actually care if Tim drinks coffee in fics. Even if its an everyday sort of thing.

My problems come when it's an integral part of his being and/ or it's treated as something he needs to live. If he becomes like a dying man crawling through the desert if he hasn't had his 5 cups of 'life juice', I scream into my pillow.

#I feel like most would actually agree with me #like- having a cup of coffee in the morning is very normal #and Its also fine if he needs ot to stay up later for a case. Thats whatever. but if its an integral part of his being I physically grimace #tim drake #batfam #dc #red robin #batfamily #tim drake fanfiction

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bighandsforabigheart · 4 months

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Idk… I just love the concept of Illya getting softer and showing his caring side once he warms up to people contrasting how Solo will become less open and harder to read when he lets people enter his small circle of close friends…

#needed more sanders and solo interaction #I feel like it’s the one time we see him without a mask #and he still puts it back on immediately #I guess when Illya shocks him after the torture scene counts #I just… maybe he should’ve been tortured a few more times I’m sorry #actually wait he’s pretty honest with showing his annoyance when he’s with Illya #true soulmates #Illya is the one to bring down his masks #9AM coffee thoughts I’m exhausted #not being very coherent #napollya

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arl-the-beloved · 8 months

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Thinking about the amount of rpf in the dcmk universe

NO FUCKING WAY PEOPLE DIDNT WFITE ABOUT KUDOU AND KAITO'S LITTLE THING AT THE CLOCK TOWER

Need them to somehow have numbers and maybe Kaito sending Shinichi some random ao3 links of them :((

I just know the fan girls are gonna go crazy with the enemies to lovers trope

#dcmk #kaito kuroba #kaito kid #kudo shinichi #detective conan #I NEED THIS ACTUALLY #ik Conan has more pressing matters than reading fanfics Kaito sends but people need breaks some time #what better way than to read fanfiction of you and your enemy/rival being in a coffee shop au #shinkai #kaishin #real person fiction #but as fictional?#lmk if this is mistagging

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saptaincwan · 9 months

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just renewed my csp sub again so posting my first emma doodle ever in 8+ years ayooo

#once upon a time #ouat #emma swan #ahoy #<-- art tag #actually this is from may. me renewing my sub is more abt finishing the killian wip i have on my drafts but weLL #also i am not fully satisfied w this i need to figure out an artstyle that works LAWLL #its my first in years tho so im being nice w myself. peace and love on planet earth #i love you so much emma swan #hmmm #adding cs as a tag. bc cs enjoyers would like this i think #captain swan #ill just say killian got her that coffee or smth

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