#obey me mc crack

[lucidreamsxx]

OBEY ME! Incorrect Quotes Season 2 Ep 2

Mammon: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Lucifer: And you came to me?

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[sylvirmist-s-cottage]

Like, MC saying "NOT TODAY, SATAN!" in front of them? Just imagine their reactions

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[lovetei]

Things that the citizens of the Devildom witnessed that will prove that this Human have the characters at their beck and call

Versions: The Brothers, Side characters

Warnings: Gender neutral pronouns for MC, Cussing, Slight yandere themes (Belphegor, Asmodeus)

Links: Masterlist

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LUCIFER

This demon likes sticking to rules

Running on hallways? Detention

Eating during class? Detention

Not paying attention to class? Detention

No one is safe...

Except for one person.

The cafeteria if filled with loud noises, your voice shouting profanities to another demon specifically.

Everyone listening to the argument feels like they're stomach is about to burst out of nervousness because "What if Lucifer randomly comes in and put all of us is detention because we just stood by and didn't do anything to stop the fight?!"

And he did.

But what surprised them is that he didn't shout or anything, he just stood there for a few second and scanned the crowd looking for one of his brothers.

Spotted Mammon and came close to him before whispering something among themselves.

And then he just stood there

Doing nothing

As if it's just fucking okay to let a human, the exchange student at that, to scream and curse a demon because he won't cooperate into this project.

And when the demon started cursing back at you, the rules are suddenly so strict as if cussing will cause the end of the 8 rings of hell.

The demon is sent to detention, removed from the group, suspended, and many more.

And who knows? Maybe you pulled just a few strings to have that demon expelled.

But what the citizens sure know is that they never saw anyone again after talking to MC like that.

MAMMON

It was cute

Mammon would do anything for you, no matter how big or small it is.

One day, Mammon was spotted running around the halls of RAD.

Looking like he's getting chased by Lucifer, again.

But surprisingly, he's not.

He's just running around the school fetching your fan, notebooks, bag, pens, water or some snacks.

One time, you two were put in a group for this project and were talking about it with your other group mates.

Then you hit him with a "Mammon, I left my notebook on my desk in the potions class, can you fetch it for me?"

With just a blink of an eye, Mammon who was leaning on your shoulder just a few minutes ago is gone.

And with another blink of an eye he's there again with your notebook on his hands then he's back to leaning on your shoulder again as if he didn't just go to the other side of the school for a notebook.

LEVIATHAN

He's introverted

He won't go out his room if it's just for some lame party

I also headcanons for him to be the most unseen brother

Or like him having the smallest amount of photo and information online because he just won't go out.

Yeah, he won't go out if it's just some small, lame party but if Diavolo hosts it, what exactly can he do?

"Do you think the avatar of envy will attend this party?"

"Ha! No way... Lord Leviathan won't attend small parties or gatherings like these unless Lord Diavolo hosts it himself."

"Lord Leviathan really has a high standard when it comes to gatherings..."

And then poof

He's there

Beside you

A happy go lucky sheep beside a gloomy snake

What a match

And if you ask him why he would attend such gatherings when it's totally not even his style he would just go like "MC."

"What can I do? MC really wants to see the fireworks display."

"MC wants me to escort them."

So they got the hint on how to make Levi attend gatherings, either have Diavolo host it or invite MC too.

SATAN

He's angry

But not angry enough to yell when MC is around

Man's can go from 👹 to ☺️ real quick as soon as he felt MC's prescense

He doesn't know why too, but whenever he yell while you're around he thinks he'll fall out of favor

"WELL MAYBE IF YOU'RE SO PERFECT THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AROUND WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD FAR UP YOUR ASS- Oh, Hi MC? How are you?"

He'll talk so sweet in front you and then when you turn around you can see some veins popping out of his neck and forehead.

And if he can't really handle it and went berserk in your prescense another scary yet amazing thing you can is to put your hand on his body.

Shoulder, head, neck, wrist, arm, wherever it is.

Just pat him or link your arms with him and he will start to calm down.

ASMODEUS

People headcanon him to like it when you're obsessed with him but I think he's more obsessed to you.

Like he's down bad

You can do anything and he'll literally fawn all over it

"Look at the way they run their hands through their hair!"

"Look at how they work!"

"The way they hold that fork is so graceful~"

Literally, you're the only person that comes to his mind when someone said pretty

Except for himself of course

But I swear, whenever someone caught him staring at you the atmosphere gets so thick

You don't even know why but the atmosphere is heavy and the air suddenly smells so sweet

And those heart in his eyes, the way his pupils dilate

Yeah, you have this man worshipping you alongside himself

BEELZEBUB

Other than the fact that he's actually willing to share his food with you

He's willing to help you in any physical works

Like lifting up things, carrying your stuffs and sometimes even running errands for you

I mean, he actually doesn't do it a lot because Lucifer actually asks Mammon for this stuff because the things Lucifer needs to be done is a little...

Shady?

And he doesn't want to taint Beel's innocence.

So now since you're already a part of the student council when Lucifer needs to have something important finished but it requires physical work.

You and Beel will be partnered

And he doesn't have anything against it either

He likes it so much when you command him to do something actually

I mean, he's tall and buff but Lucifer won't ask him to do anything that includes hard labor except taking care of Belphegor

So you actually helping him make use of all those muscles made him feel a tinge of happiness

He feels like he's actually of use :)

BELPHEGOR

This little brat

He would kill for you and he means it

He's not scared to spill blood on broad daylight as long as it's for you

Someone bothered you? Dead

Oh this person annoyed you? Taken care of

Aw~ He told you you're cute and asked you out on a date? That's sweet! Dead.

He's just like that

He won't tolerate anyone who dared disrespect you

And Lucifer won't even put a stop into this

"I mean, Devildom is quite overpopulated and we don't want anyone disrespecting Lord Diavolo's plan on bringing the three realms together now." Is what he reasons everytime.

Oh, he also wakes up on command as long as it's you.

Lucifer and his brothers could be shaking him like he's dead and he won't even bother to open his eyes

But if you just pulled a "Belphie? Good morning..." Oh dear, he's wide awake and clinging to you.

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[tsukii0002]

Mammon: Demons do not feel guilt, that is only for humans and angels.

Solomon: ... *grinning* Remember that cake you ate the other day?

Mammon: Yeah.

Beel: It was delicious

Levi: An Ur+ ranked cake.

Solomon: It was Mc's

Mammon: ...

Beel: ...

Levi: ...

Solomon: They had been working for two weeks to be able to buy it because it was an ultra-exclusive promotion.

Mammon: What-

Solomon: They came home tired every day from work and attending to your selfish needs… all so they could share that cake with everyone *falsely tearing*

Mammon: *crying* I'm a monster!!!

Beel: *sobing* WE are monster!

Levi: *balled up in a corner*

Mc enters the room and sees the brothers crying.

Mc: What have you done?

Solomon: Me? nothing :D

Mc: Don't tell me you are surprised when people tell you that you are more demon than human.

.

.

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[devildomangel]

MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.

-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-

Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?

MC: I'm watching the eclipse.

Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom

MC: Shhh! It's starting!

Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*

Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*

MC: Hell yeah

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[cosmicstarlatte]

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

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[slutifer]

Lucifer: mc, you can’t just say “spit in my mouth” when one of us does something you deem attractive

mc: but why not??

Mammon: yeah it’s just saliva, what’s the problem??

Satan: did you know that saliva is almost entirely water? only 0.5 percent of it is anything else, but that tiny portion is full of useful enzymes-proteins that speed up chemical reactions-

Lucifer: stop-

Satan: among these are amylase and ptyalin, which begin to break down sugars in carbohydrates while they are still in our mouths. if we chew a starchy food like bread or potato for a bit longer than normal, we will soon notice a sweetness. unfortunately, bacteria in our mouths like that sweetness, too-

Lucifer: STOP-

Satan: they devour the liberated sugars and excrete acids, which drill through human teeth and give them cavities. other enzymes, notably lysozyme-which was discovered by human scientist alexander fleming before he stumbled onto penicillin-attack many invading pathogens, but not the ones that cause tooth decay, alas.

Satan: …

Lucifer: …

mc: …

mc: spit in my mouth

Lucifer: MC

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[lyrichi]

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

#why did it take me so long to come up with an outrageously wrong history fact #uh #im literally studying the cold war rn #yeah #wo hoo #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan

[zephyrchama]

Diavolo really just wants to have some fun and makes all of these constant events at RAD as means to goof off. He wouldn't be able to do this without MC though.

"We're having a relay race tomorrow!" Diavolo announces.

The brothers stare at him in unimpressed silence. Nobody really feels up for it. They've got better things to do than stay at school and get sweaty in yet another of Diavolo's whimsical sports festivals.

"We're having a relay race tomorrow and MC is the baton," Diavolo announces.

Morale soars through the roof.

---

"Barbatos, we need fireworks."

"Young Master, the student council has already used up this month's allotted budget. Can this not wait until next month?"

"MC says this is reminiscent of human world festivities that only happen once a year. It's time sensitive. It can only be celebrated this week, or else it's not the same."

There's a long silence as the two stare at each other, until Barbatos says, "I will ask the newspaper club if we can requisition some of their funds."

---

Diavolo strolls into Purgatory Hall with a smile and news that "we're having a bake-off next week!"

"Didn't we just have one yesterday?" Luke asks. "Our pantry is still full of leftover cookies."

"We did, indeed. But that was a macaron bake-off. This will be a macaroon bake-off!"

Simeon looks serious as he asks "will MC be the judge again?"

Diavolo nods and the Purgatory hall members collectively get up to start researching recipes.

Gottem.

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[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: considering God is real and shit, would he hate me solely because half of the Devildom is simping over me

Lucifer: Mc... he would hate you simply for existing

Mc: yeah fair I hate me for simply existing too

Lucifer: (picking up Mc) Mc we talked about this and now you have to spend an hour with Asmo telling you how good you are

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[lucidreamsxx]

Obey Me! Bros react to FEM!MC getting turned into a child! HCS

(Courtesy of wizard bastard man of course)

Flash Back- Solomon invited MC over to Purgatory hall, to help in in concocting some new spells and potions. MC is, after all, his loyal apprentice. Everything was going so well, until MC was asked to drink a strange potion by Solomon. It was a swirly mixture of pale pink and baby blue, with shimmering glitter all around it.

Of course MC was sceptical to drink it, but he promised her that she'd be fine, and that he just wanted to see the reaction. MC drank it, and two seconds later *poof* The place where she had stood was empty and replaced by a pile of her clothing and her DDD which now lay on the floor, the mound of clothing wiggled as a teeny weeny head with large gem like eyes popped out.

"..... fuck" muttered Solomon, as he picked up the now baby MC, who looked about 2 in his arms.

" so....mon....* MC babbled, as she played with his fingers.

"I didn't think her age would be redacted this far.." he muttered watching as MC proceeded to reach out for her DDD that fell on the floor, he picked it up. "I better send her back to the HoL and start getting to work on the antidote" he sighed, knowing he was going to get hell from Lucifer.

LUCIFER: He rubbed his forehead as Solomon stood infront of his desk. How in the seven rings of hell....

"How long is it gonna take for her to turn back?"

"....about a week" Solomon muttered quietly,

You know what he wasn't even going to ask. He reached his hand out to take MC as she settled comfortably in Lucifer's strong arms. He let Solomon go with a warning. And that he'd finish the antidote as soon as possible.

He looked down at MC who was still in her now humongous uniform as she played with the buttons on his vest.

Not going to lie, she was bloody adorable, with the way her cheeks were so squishable and her eyes which glittered with childlike curiosity as she looked at him.

"Pwetty..wuciferr" she said squishing his cheeks, as a slight blush covered his face,

"Heh, you're pretty too MC" he smilingly said while pinching her mochi cheeks,

She giggled, as he smiled.

But, he can't keep her like this,Mc needs to be taken care of, with a sigh he proceeded to text in the group about a family meeting regarding MC being turned into a child.

MAMMON: The first one to bound into the room as soon as he heard what happened. He thought it was a joke till he saw MC's small form snuggled into Lucifer's chest. He literally stood there gawking at MC till the others bounded in. He was assigned as the first person to take care if MC mainly cause she felt the most comfortable with him. (The others brothers were so on so forth following their rank, it is easier that way plus they wont argue)

Mammon is the type to carry you everywhere on his shoulders, it's canon that he's great with kids. Avatar of Greed who??? Mammon doesn't care about grimm for himself anymore, all his grimm goes to MC. He spoils her rotten, she can barely walk and she already has a mini car to match his.

"Mon..mon...pwushie"

"Oi MC, no, i just bought ya that stuffed toy, i aint buyin ya another"

*sad MC noises*

".....oh all right" he sighs as he pulls out some more grimm, "but this is the last time ya hear"

*happy MC noises*

LEVIATHAN: Levi combusted on the spot, (you know that "woaaahhhh" sound he makes in the game? Yea that) wjen it was his turn, he was over the moon. He got to teach his Henry about TSL and Ruri-chan all over again, altho MC was too small to understand, he was content with her giggles and gurgles of approval.

"So you see MC, that's why i think Ruri-chan's summer themed event us the best among all the other events cause- hey, what you doing?" He asked as he saw MC crawling into his lap,

"Wevi, look pwetty, like wuwi-chan" she said as she pointed ti a picture of Ruri-chan in her cat girl outfit, the colour theme extremely similar to Levi's clothing.

"Uwa...uwa...UWAAAAAAAAAAA MOEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He yelled as he picked her up and squished her cheeks,

SATAN: Just stood there with an amused look on his face, of course, expect the wizard bastard man to mess up a spell, again. Though he had to admit MC looked very very cute.

When it was finally his turn he decided to read to her, it was a fairly easy job as MC had that curiosity that made her want to know, although this is the first time Satan has heard this many "why's" in his life.

"Tan...what..that?" MC asked pointing to the sky from the window in his room,

" That's a raincloud MC"

"Why?"

"Cause it gives us rain"

"Why?"

Because as the human realm needs its rain, DevilDom needs its own too"

"Why?"

"Because the flora and fauna in DevilDom depend on it"

"Why?"

No, Satan never got tired answering, in fact he enjoyed it alot.

ASMODEUS: This demon literally ran i tell you, he bolted to Lucifer's office missing his mark only by a bit before Mammon beats him right to it,but he didn't bother to argue, oh no, because his eyes were caught.

"Oh my, MCCCCCC~♡♡♡" He literally cooed, he legitamately could NOT wait for his turn.

When it was his turn, oh you bet those two had a photoshoot together, MC was dressed up to match with Asmo, with out fits picked by, of course, Asmo.

"Oh my darling MC~ You look beautiful baby~" Asmo said while squishing her cheeks,

"Asmo...pwetty too" MC said while squishing his cheeks in her baby hand in return,

"Oh aren't you the most adorable thing ever darling~" he exclaimed as he carried her up and spun her around in circles.

BEELZEBUB: Carried Belphie to Lucifer's office, while munching on a burger. Didn't think much of it at first, he just thought that MC looked very adorable, kinda like Satan when he was a kid, only less screaming and puking and more calm and quiet.

But oh boy, when it was his turn, these two visited almost all the cafe's and dessert places in DevilDom. And Beel refused to touch anything, much to everyone's surprise. He prioritized MC's eating since he read somewhere that human children need to eat alot to make sure they grow up healthy and strong. Althought the spell only lasts for a week, Beel wanted to make sure that his MC had eaten to their fill anyway.

"MC try this, it's a DevilBee Honey Pudding, it's really smooth and the taste is not too sweet and overpowering as well" He said as MC looked down from her place high up on Beel's shoulders,

"Ok, but...Beel eat too" Mc replied as she reached out to grab the pudding with her teeny tiny lil hands, and proceeded to feed some to Beel then to herself.

Safe to say Beel has now dedicated his life to protect this human, whether as a child or an adult.

BELPHEGOR: He had to be carried to Lucifer's office by Beel. And no, he did not read the texts in the groupchat, so imagine his surprise when he was brought in and opened his eyes only to see a gremlin version of his human.

Belphie.exe/has-crashed.com

Ye, cow boi brain go brrrrrrrrr~

When it was his turn finally, he couldn't help squishing her cheeks like mochi's, they were so squishable and MC is just so cute, he couldn't help it.

Snuggles,cuddles and naps, need i anything more???

Cow boi gives DA BEST cuddles and snuggles in all three realms, no one can tell me otherwise. Occasionally he reads her a story, makes the voices too just cause he like seeing MC's reactions to it.

"Belfi..story?"

"Hmm? You want a story MC"

*cue MC nods*

*sigh* "well alright then, but you gotta go sleep straight after ok?"

"Ok! MC pwomise"

"Ok then, Once upon a time in DevilDom..."

Yea, no, boy goes all soft for her and ends up reading MC a gazillion stories before he finally gets her to bed, he has a hard time saying no to MC afterall.

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[mammonswhore]

Mammon: *with a walkie talkie following Belphie* The cow is out of the farm I repeat the cow is...

Belphie: *Taking the walkie talkie* THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

MC: *on the other side of walkie talkie* I am scared of you so Mammon keeps me updated to know if I leave my room or not

Belphie: I am not going to hurt you

MC: bitch you said the same and killed me I ain't risking it again

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[notcreative360]

*In the library, with the Anti-Lucifer League..*

Satan: Alright time to make plans to absolutely ruin, and destroy Lucifer. Got any plans?

Belphie: We could put a curse on his pillow so he'll end up having nightmares every time he sleeps.

Satan: Ok, not bad, not bad. Mc? How about you?

Mc: Glitter.

Satan: Wha? Glitter? How is glitter supposed to ruin Lucifer?

Mc: We explode him with glitter in his room. Not only will it be a big hassle to clean off, BUT he will find glitter everywhere, everytime. Because once glitter gets on something, it never leaves. It will also keep finding random places to appear, he'll see glitter for centuries, hehehehe.

Belphie: ..You devilishly little sheep~

Satan: Alright lets do it!

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[tsukii0002]

Levi: Mc!!!! Mammon won't give me my money back

Mc: Mammon either give Levi his money back or stop asking him for money.

Later that day

Belphie: Mc, Lucifer won't stop sending me work that I don't have to do.

Mc: Lucifer!!! Stop bringing you extra work and you Belphie do your fair share!!!

A couple of hours later

Solomon: Mc! Asmo won't let me wear my wizard cape!

Mc: *sighing* Asmo let everyone dress the way they want to dress, ok?

A while later

Luke:*crying* Mc!! Beel has eaten the cake I had just made!!!!

Mc: Beel!!! What did we say about eating Luke's sweets without permission????

After all day resolving other people's conflicts

Mc: Can't you do anything on your own?!!!!

Barbatos: *standing next to Mc with a smile* ….

Mc: Barbatos?

Barbatos: Mc, the young master keeps touching my exclusive tea pots.

Mc: …

Mc: All of you do this on purpose, don't you?

Barbatos: ...

Mc: *sighs* Diavolo!!!!

.

.

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[books-and-catears]

Witch: Alright here's your offer Mammon. 10 million Grimm

Mammon: WHAT? That much really? I'll definitely do it!

Witch: You might want to hear me out first. 10 million Grimm for MC's soul.

Mammon: ....

Mammon: I'll make sure Cerebus eats y'all for breakfast.

MC: What? And you didn't take the money?!

Mammon: Hey you really expect me to hurt you over some Grimm?

MC: No you could have taken an advance payment of half the money and then killed the witches!

Solomon: Pro tip also try and observe where they are bringing the money from, track the vaults and loot it later to get full amount.

Mammon: ...why do you both sound like you've done it way too many times before?

Solomon: Do you know just how many people want both MC and my souls? I think there's currently a bidding war going on too.

Mammon: I-

MC: And that's why we never run out of money.

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me Solomon #obey me mc #obey me crack

[temis-de-leon]

Based on that one joke from TikTok. My pc is still broken and I can't write anything decent:

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MC: Fuck… I forgot to peel my skin today.

Mammon: What?

MC: My skin, I didn't peel it today.

Asmo: Like a mask?

MC: No, just my skin.

Asmo: Solomon's never done that.

MC: It's just the girls, Solomon doesn't know shit.

Satan: You have to peel it?

MC: Once a month, just after my period.

Asmo: You're molting?

MC: Yeah, sure.

Mammon: And you didn't do it today??!

MC: Don't worry, I can do it tomorrow.

Satan: Nonsense MC, we can help you now.

MC: …no, don't worry… it's kinda taboo for girls anyway…

Asmo: Don't be silly, MC! We'd never judge you!

Satan: And it'll probably take less time if the three of us are helping you.

Mammon: That's right! C’mon MC, let's peel your skin off!

MC: …oh no.

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Masterlist

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