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rachetmath · 3 months

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Emerald: Ruby? Weiss? May I talk to both of you for one minute?

Ruby: Emerald? You want to talk?

Emerald: Yes.

Weiss: With us?

Emerald: Yes. Do you both have the time or not?

Weiss: Um… sure.

Ruby: This is rare so I am curious about how this conversation will go.

Emerald: Okay, good. Now, if you don’t feel comfortable, we can drop this. Alright?

Ruby: Okay.

Weiss: Absolutely.

Emerald: Good. So… which one of you is going to give it up to Jaune?

Weiss: WHAT THE-

Ruby: WHEN DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?! WHEN?!

Emerald: I’m just saying. When are any of you going to give the man something for his efforts?

Weiss: There is no way this is happening. Especially not from you.

Ruby: *looks around*

Emerald: Ruby what are you doing?

Ruby: Checking for cameras and microphones at the very least. But mainly to see if Nora or Blake are hiding anywhere. This is something straight out of their book.

Emerald: Look, I’m just asking a simple question. Now Ruby I understand considering-

Ruby: No. Stop.

Emerald: I mean-

Ruby: Shut up.

Emerald: Fine. But you Weiss, I don’t understand.

Weiss: Alright look. I somewhat am impressed with Jaune, but I don’t like him like that. We’re just friends.

Ruby: Yeah and so are we!

Emerald: So after everything he’s done for both of you, you don’t think of him as anything other than a friend?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Even though he helps both of you. Saves both of you. And kept both your sisters alive.

Ruby: Um…

Weiss: I mean… yeah.

Emerald: Mhmm. Disappointing.

Ruby: Excuse me?

Emerald: I’m just saying I met no one besides Hazel and Mercury who would go that far for me. If I were you girls I try to keep that around.

Weiss: What are you trying to say?

Me: Cinder and Neo may have had a point. You two don’t deserve shit. Ungrateful bitches.

Weiss: Look, Emerald, Ruby and I care about Jaune. Plus, you make it sound like we don’t stand a chance now to get with him.

Emerald: Because you don’t. Especially when you had Jessica ahead of you both. And she’s not from this universe.

Ruby: How do you know about Jessica?

Emerald: Jaune told me and he didn’t skip the details.

Ruby: … … um…

Emerald: And he’s older now.

Weiss: But not as mature.

Emerald: How so? I mean, he cares about others. And he’s responsible. How does that not count as being mature?

Weiss: Well he yelled at Ruby.

Emerald: Did he have a reason?

Ruby: He was always angry and frustrated.

Emerald: Again did he have a reason?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Okay, look, if you girls don’t want him fine. Just don’t be mad when another woman decides to claim him.

Ruby: Pfft like who?

Emerald: I don’t know. Maybe just any girl willing to put up with him. Help him. And unlike Pyrrha would take any opportunity to seal the deal. Maybe Winter. Elm. Me. Harriet. Possibly any one better.

Ruby: Hold on what you say.

Emerald: I said what I said.

Weiss: Emerald, you are no older than us.

Emerald: I mean I can wait and if it doesn’t work out I’ll find someone new. But again… what about you Schnee cause I believe your chances are slim.

Weiss: What?

Emerald: Because you are basic.

Weiss: Basic? Oh, I will show you ‘basic’.

Ruby: No, Weiss. Calm down. No.

Weiss: Let me go, Ruby.

Emerald: Well I am going to take my leave. Later losers.

Weiss: I KILL YOU!!

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humbledoodles · 9 months

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There may be something there that wasn’t there before

#rwby #rwby art #rwby fanart #ruby rose rwby #rwby ruby #emerald sustrai #gemstones #Ruby x Emerald

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rocknroll7575 · 10 months

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Thank you @iamafanofcartoons for the awesome meme of my meme!

#rwby #rwby meme #jaune arc #emerald sustrai #jaune arc x emerald sustrai #rwby topaz #topaz #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #lie ren #nora valkyrie #oscar pine

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thewhalelord · 10 months

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More Medusa AU

#rwby fanart #rwby #rwby v8 #digital art #ruby rwby #emerald sustrai #ruby rose rwby #rwby gemstones #rwby au #emerald x ruby

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lil-red-reaper · 1 year

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Emerald: So, are you two dating now?

Jaune & Ruby: Yes.

Emerald: Why?

Jaune: I happen to find Ruby very appealing.

Emerald: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Ruby.

Jaune:

Jaune: First of all, rude.

#rwby #incorrect quotes #rwby incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect lancaster quotes #lancaster #rwby lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #jaune arc x ruby rose #jaune arc #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #emerald sustrai #source: ???

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brokentrafficknight · 4 months

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Gen 3

#rwby #ruby rose #may zedong #emerald sustrai #precious gems #gemstone #jewelry thief #quickscope #shades of red #red spectrum #may x emerald #may x ruby #ruby x emerald #emerald x ruby #gen 3

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dragonking10 · 7 months

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James comes out of the shower with a towel around his waist and notices his clothes is missing

James: What in the he- I KNOW I BROUGHT'EM WITH ME!!!

James comes to the dorms to JNPR's room and opens the door

James: Hey Jaune have you seen my-

James stops talking and noticed Jaune and Ruby were cuddling

James: Uh is this a bad time?

Jaune looks over: Not at all, what do you need?

James: Well I was wondering you know where my clothes went?

Jaune: No, maybe your team knows.

James:...

James sighs: Of course, thanks lil'brother

Jaune: Anytime.

As soon as James closes the door, Ruby leans up and whisper to Jaune's ear

Ruby: Let's go another round~.

Jaune paled

MEANWHILE

James goes to his dorm room which is next door to JNPR, he walks in and notices something that stopped him in his tracks.

It was his girlfriends wearing his clothes, Emerald is wearing his hat with and small tight bikini, Neo is wearing his poncho and nothing else, and Penny his wearing his shirt and vest and also nothing else

Emerald: Oh Cowboy~.

Neo licks her lips, holds up her hands and makes a finger through hole gesture

Penny: I am pleasure ready~.

James paled: Uh oh.

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juanarc-thethird · 1 year

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The Queen of the Grimm can't be this cute Part 3

Salem: You warriors fought well. For that alone, allow me the honor of learning your names. What's your name boy?

Jaune: Dragon...

Salem: Dragon... what?

Jaune smiles

Jaune: Dragon dees nuts over your-

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Ruby: And so, my friends and I, we saved the world from Salem.

Random stranger: Wow, I still can't believe that with a dumb joke you guys saved the world.

Nora: Is because that didn't happen.

Random stranger: What?! But you guys beat her! So was that Deez Nuts joke a lie?!

Ruby: Well...

Nora: Oh, not quite. Some nuts sure did help. Right, Ruby?~ *Smug*

Random stranger: What does she mean by that, hero?

Ruby: Nothing! Is nothing at all!

Random stranger: Okay? And what happened to your friend Jaune? Did he return home or is he on another mission?

Ruby: Well….

Nora: He's busy stuffing a-!

Ruby: NORA!!!!

Meanwhile inside Salem's chambers in the castle.

Salem: Oh yes!!! Take me you brute!!! Fill me up with your babies!!!!

Jaune: Oh FUcK!!

Outside.

Cinder: I can't believe she's sleeping with the enemy!

Neo: "I don't mind🙂"

Emerald: Me too. Ever since he arrived, she's been in such a good mood that we don't have to worry about her killing us.

Neo: "Yeah!😆"

Cinder: You girls don't get it! This is a trap to take power so they can finish us off once and for all!

Neo: "You're just mad because you wanted to fuck him first😒"

Cinder: *Blushing* N-Noo!!

Emerald: You're right, the other time I found cinder saying his name while she was touching her-

Cinder: STOP! I would never sleep with a weakling like him!

Neo: "Really?🤔 Then you don't care to know that Salem is looking for someone to fuck her new husband."

Cinder: What did you say?

Neo: That she is looking for someone who can fuck her husband. Right Em?😏

Emerald: *Confuse* What?

Neo: "You know, that she is already very old and cannot keep up with her husband"

Emerald: What are you- *Gets elbows by her* Ouch! Ok I get it! Yes she said that.

Neo: "You see😉"

Cinder: She is looking for someone?… *Her nose starts bleeding*

Emerald: *Quietly* What are you planning?

Neo: "Just watch😈"

Cinder: Yes….Yes…. YES!! This is perfect! By taking this opportunity I can approach him and fu-I mean!! expose his plan once and for all. It's brilliant!!

Neo: "You're amazing Cinder.🤩 You know what, you should tell Salem right now. She'd love it.😁"

Cinder: Of course, I'll tell her right now!

Without wasting any time, Cinder walks over to the door of Salem's room and slams it open. Emerald tries to stop her but she fails.

Emerald: Cinder wait!!!

*BAM!*

Cinder: My mistress, I want to offer myself as a tribute!!!

In front of her was Jaune lying on the bed holding Salem's waist, while she was sitting on his pelvis, both of them naked and surprised by Cinder's unexpected entrance.

Salem: *Covers herself* Cinder, what the hell are you doing here?!!

Cinder: I came to offer myself as a tribute!

Salem: *Confuse* Tribute? Tribute for what?

Cinder: For me to fuck your husband!

Salem: Excuse me?!!

Cinder: You said you were too old for you to keep up with him. So I'm here to help you, my mistress. *bows*

Salem: How dare you.

Cinder: Huh?

Salem: How dare you call me old! Get out!!

Salem makes some tentacles appear from the ground. They grab Cinder and throw her out of the room and into the hall, closing the door behind them. In the hallways, the girls just watch as Cinder is thrown into the wall like a rag doll.

Neo: "🤣🤣🤣"

Emerald: *Disappointed* Oh my god...

Inside the room

Salem: God, where did she get that ridiculous idea?

At that moment she feels something growing inside her.

Salem: Oh my! Did...Did you just get bigger?

Jaune: Sorry, it's just that you look very hot when you get angry.

Salem: *She takes his hands* I see~ So you like seeing me angry, huh?~

Jaune: *Nervous* Y-Yes

She yanks Jaune's arms out on either side of the bed.

Salem: Then let me show you how mad I can get~ *Kiss him*

Jaune: 💕!~

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rwby-encrusted-blog · 3 months

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Ruby: Hey Emerald? Remember when you were a thief?

Emerald: ... Look, I'm sorry I took your wallet, Here it is *She hands Ruby her wallet* I didn't mean to take it, old habits just die hard. I really appreciate you letting me join you. I was just gonna wait and leave on your nightstand or something, but you caught me. Sorry.

Ruby: ... I was going to say "because you've stolen my heart." But I was wondering where this had - I am missing all my lien.

Emerald: I lost a bet to Mercury.

Ruby: ...

Emerald: I'll pay you back?

Ruby: Pay for out date with money you earned and I'll call it even.

Emerald: Deal.

#rwby #ruby rose #emerald sustrai #gemstones #rwby gemstone #precious gemstones #rwby precious gems #rwby shitpost #rwby incorrect quotes #ruby x emerald

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novankenn · 1 year

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"Jaune Gets A Gun AU - Day 2" Titanfall 2 - Various (Pt2)

Inspired by @howlingday's RU-JA-GUN-CON

Tiny Tina and Ruby quickly recover from their missed tackle caused tumble.

Tiny Tina: (Flicks her head to drop her mask in place) LET MY BABY DADDY OUT OF THERE! NOW, BEFORE I COMPLETELY FU...!

RUBY: Swear Jar! (Turns her attention to Droz and Davis) You heard her... let MY future husband OUT!

Droz/Davis: (Sweat drop) Um...

A LOUD beep goes off behind them, followed by the hiss of hydraulics going into action. The door of one of the pods open in a billow of rolling steam...

Pyrrha: I feel weird... woozy...

Ruby: Pyrrha?!? What did they do to you?

Pyrrha: What?

Tiny Tina: Oh, that's IT! Making my rival's sexy ass, even cuter! DIRT NAP TIME, bitches!

Pyrrha/Ruby: Swear Jar!

Tiny Tina: Who cares... time to shank these bitc...!

Pyrrha/Ruby: SWEAR JAR!

Davis: (On his knees, pleading) Wait! Wait!

Suddenly, sirens and other types of warning alarms start going off.

Droz: Something's wrong... What the FU...!

Ruby/Pyrrha: SWEAR JAR!

Davis: Droz?

Davis: GEN 9000!

Tiny Tina: (Lowers her gun and looks at Ruby & Pyrrha) Is that good or bad?

Droz: It's going to BLOW! Duck and Cover!

As everyone shakes their heads and tries to clear their lungs...

Jaune: OH, COME ON! WHY NOW?

Tiny Tina: What? Where's? I'm so confused!

Ruby/Pyrrha: Jaune! Are you okay?

Droz: Okay! I swear on the 6-4... That HAS NEVER happened before!

Davis: I'm so aroused right now.

Emerald: YES, my GODDESS is back, and she's MINE!

Emerald rushes around the corner, scoops Jaune up into a princess carry, and bolts for the exit.

Jaune: (Screeching) NOT AGAIN! HELP!

Ruby/Tiny Tina/Pyrrha: HEY! Get back here with my HUSBAND/BABY DADDY/STUD MUFFIN!

Droz looks at Davis as the trio of heavily armed girls races off.

Droz: That was...

Davis: ...something.

The pair look up after hearing someone clearing their throat.

Ozpin: Please refrain from ReGENing any more of my students, if you would be so kind.

Droz/Davis: Sorry.

Ozpin: I'm glad we could come to an agreement. Now if you don't mind I'll have to get Glynda to wrangle in those five before they level this place.

A glowing blue dome opens nearby...

????: (Chuckling darkly) Now... where IS my blond darling?

Ozpin: Make that six...

#jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #emerald sustrai #tiny tina #jinx #jinx x jaune #topaz #lancaster #arkos #time bomb #jaune gets a gun au #borderlands #league of legends

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softly-potter · 17 days

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Loverboy

Summary: Cinder spies something she shouldn't, and puts two and two together.

Pairing: Emerald x Mercury

Word Count: 345

Warning: none

“No. Way.”

Emerald stops in her tracks, glances at Cinder. The brunette is grinning like a cat who got the cream, her fiery eyes narrowed.

“What?” Emerald asks in low exasperation. She is already running late, already annoyed at herself for delaying the takeoff time that Hazel would surely give her grief for.

Cinder takes two careful steps forward, brushing Emerald's hair from her neck, and practically preens.

“He left a fucking hickey?” Cinder snickers, dropping Emeralds hair and taking a step back, bending over with a laugh. Emerald's eyes widen, and her cheeks go scarlet as she raises a hand to where Cinder has gestured.

“I- no, I must've burned myself this morning.'' She tries weakly but she knows it's futile. Cinder laughs again, shaking her head, her dark hair moving around her shoulders like a fan.

“Now the real question is, which one?” Cinder says, leaning on one leg as she taps her chin thoughtfully. “Hazel? Or, Mercury perhaps? Oh my god, Tyrian?”

Emerald gawks in disgust at the thought of Tyrian anywhere close to her body, and grinds her jaw. “It’s not what you think.”

Cinder laughs again, a thin, humorless sound, and rolls her eyes. “Sure it isn't.” she sighs, and turns on her heels. “Tell loverboy I said he’s sloppy.”

Emerald blushes furiously as she makes it to the helipad. Boarding the aircraft, she narrows her eyes at Hazel and Mercury as they lean over the map of Remnant, and when Hazel moves to the back of the ship, Emerald stands. She takes two long strides before she’s next to Mercury, her hands balled into fists. He grins, opens his mouth to speak but is stunned silent when she gives him a hard punch in the shoulder.

“The hell?” he scoffs, rotating his arm in confusion. Emerald jabs a finger at her neck, and when Mercury's eyes follow her pointing digit, he pales every so slightly.

“Good job, loverboy,” Emerald sneers in a hushed tone, her hands on her hips. “Cinder knows.”

Pinching the bridge of his nose, Mercury groans.

#ruby rose rwby #ao3 crosspost #mercury black #emerald sustrai #mercury x emerald #rwby #cinder fall rwby #emercury

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rachetmath · 1 year

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Grimm Day

Winter: So, Mr. Arc, what is your relationship with my sister?

Jaune: Non-existent.

Winter: Really?

Jaune: I mean I liked her back at Beacon but after asking her out a bunch of times and still be second to Neptune- yeah I got over it. Plus she didn’t like me back so…

Winter: I see.

Yang: Then what about Ruby?

Jaune: I mean we chill but Penny… Seriously?

Yang: Oh that most definitely could put a strain on the relationship.

Jaune: Exactly. Plus, if anything, her and Oscar are getting closer.

Yang: You lying.

Jaune: Nah they to be close.

Winter: What makes you say that?

Jaune: I mean obviously the battle at Heaven Academy spoke volumes ahead. Then Argus she was quick to defend him.

Yang: Well that is true even before we got there and told you everything she was helping him.

Jaune: Plus when your sister called my name to stop me from hurting him, how’d I responded?

Yang*remembers*

Yang: Oh yeah…

Jaune: Yeah, I was ready to swing on both of them.

Yang: Damn you was.

Jaune: Then in Atlas she trusted him to look after the lamp. Lets him in on your team meetings. Not to mention the moment when we got back from certain death, she assumed Emerald hurt him and was ready to fight her.

Winter: Wow. T-that’s almost hard to swallow.

Yang: No. No. I refuse to believe that. I’m her sister, I know everything.

Jaune: I mean you may be here sister but just like your mom your never present in her life.

Yang: *red eyes*

Jaune: I’m just saying the evidence speaks for itself. Hell, they probably kissed already.

Yang: Put that on something.

Jaune: On my name. And the little lien I have in my pocket.

Yang: How much?

Jaune: Fifty.

Yang: Deal.

Later on the same day.

Ruby: Everyone, me and Oscar are dating.

Yang: *shocked*

Jaune: Wow… … that’s… great. By any chance did you kiss?

Ruby: … … Yes.

Jaune: Before or after you started dating?

Ruby: B-before.

Yang was so devastated she didn’t notice Jaune reached into her pocket stole the money she gambled away.

Jaune: Easy money.

However, Jaune, despite his victory was not as pleased with the results. As he stared at them as well as everyone else. Ren cuddles with Nora. Blake tries to help Yang snap out of her crisis. Weiss still talking to Neptune on the scroll. Jaune was reminded of something he doesn’t to be reminded of. He was silent but then-

Emerald: Hey.

Jaune: *response to her voice*

Emerald: Are you alright?

Jaune sees everyone stare at him but instead of saying anything he throws on a smiles and tells them;

Jaune: Yeah. I’m fine. Really… I’m… … … okay.

The night comes as everyone sleeps while Jaune grabs a guitar he bought after a successful mission. Jaune finds a nearby stone and sits down as he clears his throat and prepares to play.

Jaune: *plays the guitar*

Jaune: Mama told me when I was young

"Come sit beside me, my only son

And listen closely to what I say

And if you do this it'll help you

Some sunny day"

Oh, yeah

Oh, take your time, don't live too fast

Troubles will come and they will pass

You'll find a woman, yeah, and you'll find love

And don't forget son there is someone up above

And be a simple kind of man

Oh, be something you love and understand

Baby, be a simple kind of man

Oh, won't you do this for me son, if you can?

Jaune continues to play as the sadness starts to fill the night. Jaune too focused on the strings didn’t take to consideration that grimm were starting to gather do to his negativity only. However instead of attacking him. They just looked. Once then they just gathered around him. Surrounding him. And just laid down listening to the song as he processed to play.

#rwby #winter schnee #yang xiao long #Jaune Arc #ruby rose #Oscar Pine #ruby x oscar #rwby rosegarden #weiss schnee #weiss x jaune #whiteknight #emerald sustrai

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smh0217 · 2 years

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The gang, minus Jaune, is having some breakfast at the kitchen table of team ARSON’s apartment. Jaune then walks in wearing a jogging outfit*

Ruby: Hey, Jaune. Are you wearing your running bottoms… and your hoodie?

*Jaune nods, not saying anything while putting on some shoes*

Weiss: Jaune, are you going running?

*Jaune shrugs as he passes them*

Emerald: Have fun.

*Jaune leaves*

Yang: Oh, my God. What is wrong with Jaune, Emerald?

Blake: Yeah, what happened? Are you guys okay?

Emerald chuckles: Jaune is going for a run. If anything, we should be asking what is right with Jaune.

Ruby: You don’t understand, he only goes running if he's upset. And he's wearing his sad hoodie. And by the looks of it, it's been washed, which is bone-chilling.

Emerald: He's fine. Everything's okay.

Nora, walking into the apartment: I JUST PASSED JAUNE ON THE STREET RUNNING, ON PURPOSE! OH, MY GOD!

Emerald: Or maybe I was wrong.

Nora, goes over to the nearest window in the apartment and pokes her head out: JAUNE! ARE YOU OKAY?! I SEE YOU! AND I LOVE YOU!

Emerald: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Ren: That's fair.

Nora, still yelling out the window: JAUNE!

#RWBY #Ruby Rose #Weiss Schnee #Blake Belladonna #Yang Xiao Long #Jaune Arc #Nora Valkyrie #Oscar Pine #Lie Ren #RWBY Topaz #Jaune Arc x Emerald Sustrai #Emerald Sustrai x Jaune Arc #source: New Girl #incorrect rwby quotes

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rocknroll7575 · 23 days

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RWBYRonpa: Beacon's Killing Game!!!

Ruby Rose - The Ultimate Hope

Weiss Schnee - The Ultimate Prodigy

Blake Belladonna - The Ultimate Novelist

Yang Xiao-Long - The Ultimate Boxer

Jaune Arc - The Ultimate Support

Nora Valkyrie - The Ultimate Electrician

Pyrrha Nikos - The Ultimate Champion

Lie Ren - The Ultimate Sage

Sun Wukong - The Ultimate Jokester

Neptune Vasilias - The Ultimate Womanizer

Penny Polendina - The Ultimate AI

Mercury Black - The Ultimate Breakdancer

Emerald Sustrai - The Ultimate Illusionist

Roman Torchwick - The Ultimate Schemer

Neo Polatain - The Ultimate ice cream maker

??? - The Mastermind

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arc-misadventures · 2 years

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Her Most Holy Saint

Neptune: Hey, Pyrrha; need me to carry your books for you?

Weiss: Pyrrha, would you like to join me for tea later, I have the utmost exquisite tea for you to try?

Blake: Pyrrha, would you like to talk about the plights of the faunas?

Sun: How about we all go have lunch outside?

Ruby: Oh! We could have a picnic!

Nora: With pancakes!

Ren: Would this be satisfactory to your wishes your most holy saint?

Yang: Sound like fun to me!

Pyrrha: Thank you, thank you everyone ~! That sounds just wonderful~! Although, I don’t think pancakes are a good picnic food, Nora, maybe cakes instead~!

Ruby: That sounds nice~!

Weiss: I know some excellent cakes that go along famously with my teas!

Neptune: Would you like a cushion to rest on?

Nora: What are we waiting for, lets go have a picnic!!!

As the group cheered, and danced about their most holy saint, one bad his opinions about their little get together well known, very well known.

: Oh gods… Are we going to have a party, or are all of you having a seizure?

Jaune Arc, comes from a most prestigious family, excellent academic rating, and a first class swordsman, well like by many of the schools facility, and the only student who showed any open distain to the most holy, Saint.

Jaune: Well, answer me! Or, are your brains so dulled by such childish antics they’ve ceased to function properly?

Ruby: We’re going to have a picnic!

Nora: And, you’re not invited!

Jaune: Oh, such a pity… At least tell me where you picnic is being held, I’m pretty sure the grass could use some watering.

Pyrrha: Now, now, come on, and be nice everyone~! I’m sure, Jaune would be wonderful to have at our little picnic, oh won’t you join us please~?

Jaune: Why the hell would someone of my noble standing deal with something like you, piece of trash.

Neptune: You dare call her trash!

Jaune: ‘Dared,’ you illiterate monkey! It past tense since I already called her trash! A worthless piece of trash at that!

Yang: You looking for a beat down you bastard!

Jaune: Now, now, now, Yang. Didn’t your precious little saint ask to, oh how did it go…? Oh yes: ‘Please no fighting~! Can’t we all just get along in peace with on another~?’ Ughh… just thinking about your pathetic idealism bullshit is revolting!

Yang: Next sparing match, you’re going down!

Jaune: Down on you if I lose, or down on me if I win? Regardless of which, I’m very certain we’ll both enjoy anyway~!

Yang: You fucking bastard!!

Weiss: You revolting pig!

Ruby: You big meanie!

Jaune: Oh! I am so offended by your words! Not because they were particularly mean, but that was seriously the best you come up with?

Neptune: Do you have anything better to do than insult the, Saint, Arc?!

Jaune: Do you have anything better to do than be a massive simp?

Neptune: You… What?!

Jaune: Evidently not…

Blake: Get out of here, Arc! People like you are not welcome here!

Jaune: Wow, you really going to get faunas equality with that kind of hypocrisy? Gods! I understand why this pack of simpleton’s shadow you like the plague, the hell are you doing? Like attracts like I guess.

Pyrrha: I fail to understand why you are so mean to me! Whatever it is I have done to offend you, please tell me what it is, and I shall rectify the problem!

Jaune: Well, I’m offended by your general existence so… Die?

Weiss: WHAT?!

Neptune: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!

Yang: You motherfucker!

Sun: I’m go to string you up like a bunch of bananas!

Ruby: You jerk!

Nora: I’LL BREAK YOUR LEGS!!!

Jaune: Oh no… Please don’t… Haa… Whatever. I have better things to do that remind you how fucking stupid you all are. Goodbye, you bunch of intellectual equivalent to house plants.

And, with that, Jaune Arc walked away from them all, flipping the bird as he left as the rest of, Pyrrha’s posse surrounded her spouting off words of comfort to their poor Saint as she could only sadly stare at the back of, Jaune’s head.

~~~

As, Jaune walk down the halls of, Beacon whistling a tune as he went, he found himself in one of the many courtyards of, Beacon where he slowly stopped whistling, and sat down. As he sat down, he looked around him making sure he was alone, before his head fell in his hands as he tiredly groaned into them.

Jaune: Ughhhhhh… This is so exhausting?!

: Don’t worry, everything is going as planned. Relax, our Galant Knight~!

Jaune could feel a pair of arm’s messaging his shoulders as made a soft groan of comfort, he looked up into the burning eyes of his teammate, and one of his secret lovers, Cinder Fall.

Jaune: I know, it’s just so exhausting to be a complete dick to everyone!

Jaune felt a kiss against his cheek as a one, Emerald Sustari snuggled up against him.

Emerald: But, you do it so well! You just walk in, and be a complete douchebag to all of them!

Jaune: Aye, but all three of you know that, that isn’t me.

Jaune felt a hand on his shoulder to his left, and he looked over to see, Neo giving a comforting look.

Jaune: Thanks, Neo. It’s just… It feels like I’m not getting anywhere with her; She still such a goodie two shoes no matter what I do. Ugh… Do I have to be the bad guy here…?

Cinder: I know you don’t like it, Jaune, but it has to be you. Everyone thinks you’re the nicest guy around, someone has to teach the, Saint that the world isn’t all sunshine, and rainbows. And, I’m afraid that person has to be you.

Jaune: Nawww… I don’t wanna do it! Why can’t you do it, you guys can easily be way harsher than I ever could!

Emerald: And, what makes you say that?

Jaune: You’re girls. And, because of my seven sisters, I know how vicious a girl can be to another girl. It’s scary…

Cinder: Haha~! I know we could eviscerate the poor girl, but we can’t do that.

Jaune: And, why is that?

Cinder: Because, Neo is mute, and therefore can’t join is.

Neo: 😕

Emerald: And, we’re too busy pretending we enjoy hanging around those guys as we apologetically remind them all that you are a horrible, horrible person!

Jaune: But, I’m not a huge dick to people!

Emerald: Depending on the context you are~!

Neo: 🥰

Cinder: True, on both accounts. But to, Pyrrha, and the rest of them you are a huge dick.

Jaune: Haa… I understand the importance of the mission, I’m just starting to get worried is all.

Emerald: About what?

Jaune: I’m worried that we’ll fail because it doesn’t seem like I’m getting anywhere.

Cinder: Don’t worry, Jaune. We’re together on this, we can get there I know we can.

Jaune: And, how my mother will kill me if she ever found out I was talking this way to a lady…?

The trio of lover all shared a nervous glance at one another, knowing full well the wrath of the, Arc Matriarch.

Neo: 😫

Emerald: Yeah, it wouldn’t be a quick death.

Cinder: In all honesty; I fear your mother more than failing this mission.

Jaune: Oh gods…

Cinder: Don’t worry, my precious knight… (Kiss) You’ll make it through this~!

Emerald: (Kiss) Don’t worry, I’ll give you a nice calming back massage when we get back to our room.

Neo: 🍆💦 🥴

Jaune: Neo?!

Neo: 🤭

Jaune: Haa… What would I do without you girls~?

Cinder: Lets not answer that, because I’m not sure what we would do without you. Bye~!

Emerald: See you later, Jaune~!

Neo: 😘

Jaune: Till later ladies~!

Jaune waved goodbye as he watched them leave. He say down for a while longer before finally standing up, and giving his stiff muscles a good stretch before getting up. The rest was over, and now it was time for the bad guy to get to work.

~~~

Pyrrha: J-Jaune?

Jaune: Haa… The hell do you want? Hmm? Where’s your little entourage, finally grown a pair to face me yourself?

Pyrrha: I just wanted to talk, without their input on what clearly is a personal matter.

Jaune: Oh? So the little lady has a mind of her own. Colour me surprised; I thought if we turned your head right, we could see the sunlight through your ears!

Pyrrha: I don’t understand! Why do you hate me so much! I fail to see what I did was wrong to you!

Jaune: Do I need a reason?

Pyrrha: W-What?!

Jaune: Do I need a reason to hate someone, or love someone? The answer is no. Sure having a reason rationalizes it so we can focus on why we love, or hate someone, or something. But we don’t need a reason now do we?

Pyrrha: S-So you hate me, because you hate me?

Jaune: No, I don’t hate you, I despise you! There’s a difference.

Pyrrha: What difference does it make?! Why must you hate me.

Jaune: Because I can! And, that’s all that matters in the end! I don’t need a duck reason to hate you, I just do! Happy, I hate you, because I hate you! Can we call it a fay, this pointless conversation is making me tired.

Pyrrha: C-Can’t we work it out? I’m sure if we could…?!

(SLAP!)

Jaune: Shut the fuck up! I don’t care what you say, how hard to cry! I hate you!

Pyrrha: Y-Y-You hit me…? You hit me?!

Jaune: Yeah I did, what are you going to do about it, bitch!

~~~

Cinder, Emerald, and Neo were patiently waiting for the return of their friend/team leader/joint lover in their room. Each waiting to give him a treat for his hard work, and to remind him; that no matter how mean he had to be to the saint, at the end of the day, he was loved.

But suddenly, with no warning what so ever, the door to their room quickly opened, and slammed shut behind them causing all the girls to jump in shock. They all turned to see their precious knight panting heavily as if he had just seen a ghost. They all rushed to him, to see if he was okay.

Neo: 🤨

Emerald: Jaune?! What’s wrong, are you okay?

Cinder: Did, Pyrrha’s cronies finally have enough, and decided to chase you down.

Jaune: Oh gods I wish that was it…?!

Emerald: Than, what happened, Jaune?

Jaune: Okay! S-So, Pyrrha tracked me down… alone… to talk.

Cinder: Without her followers getting in the way?

Emerald: Perfect time to talk with him, about stuff.

Jaune: Y-Yeah, that’s what I thought so too! S-So I decided to really let her have it?!

Emerald: What did you do?

Jaune: I-I-I slapped her…!!

Cinder: Excuse me?

Emerald: You did what now?

Neo: 😬

Jaune: I slapped her!

Cinder: How hard did you slap her? Was it like a light slap to the back of the head or was it?!

(Slap!)

Neo: 😱

Cinder: OWWW?! Damn! That was perfect!

Emerald: It was?!

Cinder: Hurt enough to be shocking, but jot hard enough to leave a mark. Perfect slap!

Emerald: He gets a lot of practice from us~!

Neo: 🥴

Cinder: So then what happened?

Jaune: W-Well I antagonized her; she said you ‘Slapped me.’ i said, ‘What are you going to do about it bitch!’

Emerald: Oh~! Nice!

Neo: 😁👍

Cinder: Then what happened?

Jaune: S-She looked at me w-w-with the most depraved look I’ve ever seen!

Emerald: What?

Jaune: S-She told me to slap her again!

Neo: 😰

Jaune: Only this time I hit her harder, and call her, ‘My bitch!’

Cinder: Wait, what?!

Jaune: G-G-Guys?! T-T-The saint is a masochist! She a freaking masochist! And, she wants me to discipline her?!! Oh gods?! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!

CEN: …

Cinder: The fuck…?!

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