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arttrampbelle · 8 months
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Ok i have a silly self indulgent au ideas.
They are called character pov aus. They are where you are now in the character in question's place. So i.e. pov au: you are now protecting earthrealm as a god in raiden place. Now you are in raidens pov. How would you handle it? What would you do differently? Etc.
So i made a fun Johnny cage pov au. Where I'm in Johnny cages place. So I'm a Hollywood heartthrob actress trying my best to survive mortal kombat. Trying to prove my prowess as a fighter. And make sense of the crazy. Pretty simple. (AS IT SHOULD BE WITH JC!)
The only difference besides it being well self insert pov. Sonya is a good friend not a lover. Liu is a crush,lao is a crush, Actually Jenny crushes on a lot of people ok. That never really changed. But not sonya. She's a friend. Kitana tho? Perhaps.
Oh and shang tsung you ask? Well he doesn't change much. Same ol sneky man. But he gets some time to show more of his martial arts mastery. And is a tad bit well nicer considering. Maybe a bit flirtatious. Maybe a crush.
Master boyd also LIVES! (For a bit longer that is. Or at least we get see more of him before shang tsung "illkays" him)
Tired to get that 80s/90s cali vibe. Tattoos too (cuz I'm extra ok?)
Rose gold,purple n pink neon. Foo-dog elements and kneepads.
Sunset aviator shades. Hell yeah.
Jenny cage is ready to show her glow. (Which i had start as pink/purple,than blue,then green,then gold/white. To show growth. Also btw the powers come from the natural chi/qi within. Not some ancient bloodline plot device. Nope. All natural non gmo)
And yes. Raiden is still sassy. And is still a tired dad trying hard.
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gaylittleinnkeepers · 3 years
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Have you got any headcanons for the demon au? Its a really good idea and id love to hear about it
OOOOOOH YES TYSM LETS START
- juleka has pretty much always been mute, she does talk but like barely?. so the muzzle legitimately doesnt change her at all
- luka has ‘weak e-boy arms’ (courtesy of an anon) so carrying juleka in the box later on is a real struggle
- but! he does it anyway!
- adrien is the son of hawkmoth, sort of the muzan kibutsuji of the au? anyway adrien is a Sneky Boi and always runs away and shit
- but hawkmoth is fuckin scary so
- marinette is a certified simp for kagami (yall voted for lukadrien and marigami so yeah)
- marinette is a magic lady (idk what theyre called) she does hypnosis magic [edit: WITCH SHES A WITCH LMAO I FORGOT THE WORD-]
- rose is half-blind and monochromatic colourblind
- also marinette and rose are known as the pigtail duo cause they do all their assignments together and they both have pigtails lol
- master fu has LOTSSS of cats and he calls them his kwamis. because they are, yk, named after the kwamis
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ikemen-girl · 3 years
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IKEMEN SENGOKU: Suffering...
Mitsuhide×MC
Genre: Hurt/Comfort...
Trigger warning: Mention of death.
A/N: I know this is the last day of the year 2020😂, I am wishing you all a very happy new year in advance & I am extremely sorry for breaking your delicate hearts but I really wanted to write it since a long time as our soft & sneki boi deserves all the love in the world. So let's begin this story with our favourite kitsune! I hope you like it❤! Comments are appreciated❤🙏🏻.
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"We made it back!", loud cheers erupts as Mitsuhide's army entered the castle gates of Azuchi.
"Lady Akechi, they are here!", a maid informed her excitedly about the return of Mitsuhide, unharmed and successful.
She has been waiting eagerly for Mitsuhide since the last night knowing that he will return from his mission today. He informed her before departing that he will return in a week once he completes his mission.
She had prepared everything for his return to see fulfill his need for relaxation after a small yet gruesome mission, she wanted nothing more than his happiness.
"My love", she murmured beaming with happiness hearing the news of the arrival. She practically jumped on her feets as she ran fast through the hallways towards the entrance of the Azuchi Castle.
"MC, I know you are happy but safety first!", shouted Hideyoshi as he spotted her.
"I am sorry Hideyoshi but I can't stop, Mitsuhide is back!", she replied laughing at his friend's nagging.
"That's my lass, Cheer up Hideyoshi!", Masamune howled with laughter placing his hand on Hideyoshi's shoulder standing besides him.
Meanwhile, Nobunaga took the chance to eat his favourite konpeito leaning back on his armrest with a smirk on his face as Hideyoshi was busy elsewhere paying no mind to his other vassals staring at him.
"If she trip on her way, it will be a huge pain..", Ieyasu sighed yet there was a small smile on his face as he noticed her happiness as she ran outside.
"I am extremely happy for MC!", Mitsunari smiled brightly causing Ieyasu to go, "Ugh! Not again!".
She spotted Mitsuhide besides Kyubei quickly as they both made the way through the castle's entrance.
"MITSUHIDE!", she exclaimed happily as she threw her arms around him the moment he came walking directly towards her.
He wrapped his arms around her and she pulled back to look at his face, "Welcome back, Mitsuhide!", she smiled happily at him.
She didn't miss the crease in his eyebrows that appeared for a moment as soon as she said that to him & she wondered if she did something to upset him but when she peered carefully at his face, his smile was clearly strained, there was not a hint of a warmth in his eyes, as he stared blankly into distance.
Mitsuhide caught her staring at him and he quickly patted her hair, "Ah! Thank you!", he replied but it felt off to her but she held his hand as she lead him inside the castle.
"Hold on Mitsuhide! Just how many times should I tell you to inform us of the dangerous stunts you pull? You disappeared without so much as a word again.You are so reckless for your own good, you better explain---", "Not now, Hideyoshi!", Mitsuhide cut him off coldly.
Hideyoshi, Masamune, Ieyasu, Mitsunari were all taken aback by the sharpness in his tone for a moment.
"Mitsuhide..", she gently placed her hand on his shoulder to calm him down.
"I knew it, something is not right, Mitsuhide isn't the one to lost his cool easily, which is so unusual as he generally brushes off Hideyoshi playfully but there was a edge of anger in his tone today", she thought.
He took a deep breathe, regaining his composure, "Hideyoshi, I came from a long journey, I will listen to your nagging tomorrow", he said it with his usual foxy grin.
"Kyubei!", Mitsuhide called his most trusted vassal.
"Yes, Milord!", Kyubei responded quickly.
Mitsuhide cast a glance towards him and Kyubei nodded.
"Got it Milord! I will report to Lord Nobunaga in your stead!", replied Kyubei.
Mitsuhide nodded as he looked back at her, who looked surprised to say the least, as usual.
She was always weirded out that Kyubei could always read his thoughts even when Mitsuhide didn't say a word.
"You both are so awesome! I wish I could also read Mitsuhide like you, Kyubei!", she said happily.
Mitsuhide raise a eyebrow at her amused but let out a sigh.
"Oh you flatter me, milady!", Kyubei responded with a warm smile.
"Sorry Hideyoshi but we should better go now..", she said holding Mitsuhide's arm.
Hideyoshi nodded as she lead Mitsuhide inside glancing back to cast a apolegetic look towards them.
"Chill Hideyoshi! He probably must be stressed!", Masamune reassured him as Hideyoshi looked on worriedly. "I must say that I have never seen him looked so angry", Ieyasu commented. "Yes, Lord Ieyasu, I was little scared for a moment there...", Mitsunari added. "Oh for the love of---", Ieyasu grunted.
Back in their room, she gave him fresh clothes silently and Mitsuhide took a warm bath while she went in the castle kitchen to carry a tray of warm vegetable soup, tea and sweets for him which she prepared.
"Hm? Where did she go?", Mitsuhide wondered as he came back after his bath.
Mitsuhide was sitting at his desk, his hair wet, he was lost in his thoughts with a grim expression on his face as she stepped inside with the tray.
"Mitsuhide, you will catch cold this way..", she kept the tray on his desk and went on to dry his hair with towel gently and started combing his hair like he did for her countless times while Mitsuhide simply closes his eyes when she is at it.
"Here, open up!", she brought a spoon of soup towards his lips.
"Little one, I am not hungry..", Mitsuhide sighed with a tired smile on his face.
"Come on Mitsuhide, Kyubei told me you haven't eaten since last night, it's not good for your health, okay, just a little bit, I made it for you, please...", she looked at him with a warm smile, pleading eyes to which Mitsuhide can never refuse, so he opens his mouth slowly.
Her face lit up as she feeds him happily and he finished everything despite refusing to eat initially.
She started massaging his shoulders to which he let out a relieved sigh of pleasure. "Mitsuhide..", she spoke slowly to express her concern. "Hmm?", Mitsuhide replied.
She sat down infront of him and held his hands to give him warmth while posing a single question with a very gentle voice, "Was this mission too hard on you?" She didn't miss the way, his shoulders twitch at her question.
Mitsuhide was taken aback, he expected that she would be asking that if he is alright or what happened at the war, he certainly didn't expect her to strike a chord with the question about his feelings. He felt a lump in his throat as the painful memories flashed infront of his eyes.
"You surprised me once again, my silly little mouse..", said Mitsuhide with a tired smile.
"Mitsuhide, I know you always tell me that your missions are a secret for me as you are concerned about my happiness but today I am worried about you and your feelings, I want you to rely on me more, remember when you came to give me this hairpin on that rainy day, I told you that I don't want you to shoulder everything on your own & suffer alone, the only thing I wish for everyday is your well being, afterall how I can be happy when you are clearly troubled?", she said cupping his cheeks in her soft hands and looking deep into his eyes as if she was trying to look deep inside his heart.
Upon noticing a bit of hesitation in his gaze, she retreated her hands back, she didn't want to force him so she smiled at him gently, "It's okay if you don't want to share right now but I am here to listen to you anytime when you feel like it..", and she started to get up to prepare futon for the night but Mitsuhide grabbed her wrist.
"Mitsuhide..", she murmured surprised.
"Let me be selfish today and express everything to you as this mission was...too rough..", said Mitsuhide, she felt his hand trembling, his voice a low whisper, his gaze wavering with emotions.
"You are not being selfish, I am here for you..", she replied.
She immediately sat down infront of him, held his hands to keep them from trembling urging him to continue nodding her head, giving him her full attention.
"So 6 days ago, when I was on my mission to infiltrate a small castle of a daimyo and seek out the information about the potential revolt of him against Lord Nobunaga, I met a small boy around the age of 12 named Haru, son of the daimyo, he was quite smart for his age, he would sneak outside the castle to teach the poor kids about the basics of archery and shooting while training himself, used to distribute the foodgrains to them with a bright smile on his face. When I asked him, he told me that it made him happy to see the big smile on their faces at the thought of having dinner with their families and they will not go to bed with empty stomach, he taught them the basics so that they could protect themselves in life-threatening situations & not just simply crushed by others. He was too kind & innocent yet he had a strong determination seeing a world of peace someday & held strong sense of justice. We became quick friends, he was very unique kid in good way, his eyes used to shine with confidence. He told me that his father was very cruel and he believed that he will do anything to see his goals accomplished. And his suspicions proved true..", told Mitsuhide closing his eyes for a moment.
She took in a sharp breathe, readying herself to hear further. He continued, "Just 2-3 days later, he was caught by several guards for sneaking out everyday & helping the poor, his father...his own father....that daimyo...smashed his knuckles..". "What?! Didn't his mother stop his father? ", she exclaimed horrified at the thought. "His mother died while giving him birth...", Mitsuhide replied. She gasped, sadly. "Yet that kid smiled tearfully without any regrets and proudly stood by his own values, I couldn't tolerate this behaviour and quicken my investigation, gathered enough evidence against him for plotting against Lord Nobunaga and torturing innocent people. The very next day, when I along with Kyubei revealed our identity & attempted to bring him to Lord Nobunaga, that man went berserk and started ordering his vassals to protect him and shield them from us & disappeared, out of nowhere Haru appeared & told me about his secret place of refugee, we followed and found him at last, but that sick devil, he..he..", Mitsuhide voice cracked. "That daimyo used his..own son...to protect himself....& Haru was shot by one of our own soldier accidentally..", said Mitsuhide as he took a deep breathe as if saying any further will break him completely. She gasped with horror as tears streamed down her cheek hearing about the cruelty of a father towards his son, indescribable sadness filled her heart.
"The sad look in Haru's eyes as if he couldn't believe his father used him as a bait...blood seeping through his clothes...it was too much for me to bear...", said Mitsuhide clenching his fists.
"How can a father do that to his own son?!", she exclaimed angrily holding his hands, as tears rolled down her cheek.
"Even though...even though I killed that bastard, we did everything in our power to save his life but Haru..he was...gone....he went limp in my arms, his eyes lost his shine..his last words....were...that he wish...for a loving family & peace in his next--", Mitsuhide's voice broke completely & his shoulders trembled as tears burst through his eyes. Her heart ached seeing him in this state. She gently wraps her arms around him and guided his head to rest on her chest as she rubbed soothing circles on his back while other hand gently caressed his hair. He completely slumps in her arms as if he is worn out completely, clinging on her arms desperately as if his life depended on it, his sobbing shredding her heart into thousand pieces as tears roll down from her cheeks.
"I couldn't save him, MC....I couldn't..it hurts so much..remembering his lifeless eyes...which were once..filled with warmth....he reminded me so much of myself...I have seen so many people dying...but I wished so badly to save him...I wished...that he could...fulfill his..dreams...yet...I-I...was so scared....I was so desperate..I-I tried so hard..I hated that ominous feeling..I hated it so much...you greeted me home today but....he was greeted by death that day....", muttered Mitsuhide between his heartwrenching sobs, clutching her sleeves, her kimono soaking his tears through. "I know you did your best Mitsuhide..I know you did..", she whispered back sadly rubbing his back gently.
"I feel so scared...I feel soo scared...what if someday you...I couldn't bear that lifeless look of Haru's eyes in your eyes....I can't...I will die..", his breathe hitched in his throat & his voice chokes at the end while he squeezed his eyes shut, hands pressed over his ears as if shouting at his thoughts to shut up.
"Deep breathe...Mitsuhide, don't be scared...I will be by your side no matter what happens...we will live through these turbulent times together..", she said wiping his tears with the pad of her thumbs, looking into his sad eyes, caressing his face with soft kisses, removing his hands froms his ears and lacing his fingers with herself.
"You can listen to my heartbeat, hm? As long as you are with me, it will never fade..you can listen to it whenever you want...", she whispered sweetly trying to calm him fears, holding hin close to her chest.
"I will never let harm fall upon you..I promise you...", Mitsuhide nodded as tears rolled down his cheeks. "I have full faith in you, Mitsuhide...", she whispered kissing his eyebrows gently.
"I wish wherever that angel is now, his last words become true...", she said it like a prayer all the while rubbing Mitsuhide's back.
"I wish that as well..", Mitsuhide murmured as he continued holding her.
"MC?", he murmured.
Hm???", she asked.
"Thank you for today and I love you dearly, my little mouse..", said Mitsuhide as he slowly started relaxing in her arms.
"I love you too....thank you for relying on me..", she said with a gentle smile wiping his tears. She could see his emotions laid bare, he looked truly grateful for her staying by his side.
She hugged him for quite a while when she realized Mitsuhide stopped crying.
"Mitsuhide?", she whispered.
There was no response but she could feel his quiet and steady breathing.
"He fell asleep...", she said gently, pleasantly surprised.
She gently lowered his head on her lap as now he was deep asleep, his eyes puffy from crying his heart out yet it seemed that he was free of a burden, he was relaxed.
"Take your well-deserved rest, Mitsuhide, thank you for sharing your pain with me, I pray to god that he protects your gentle soul, I wish I could protect your kind & caring heart from all the cruelties, even though that is impossible for the type of work you do, I will also protect you with everything in my power, I know your work is scary, I know that you try your best in making everything alright, I know you understand the weight of one's life when you hold your rifle and have your goals clear in your mind, you needn't worry, I will always care and bring you out towards light holding yout hand when you feel engulfed by the darkness because I love you, I will be your strength..", she whispered loving as she softly caressed his hair and put a sweet kiss on his forehead.
"It reminds me of that night when for the first time, I broke down completely and you comforted me, seems now today, our roles were reversed....You are looking so innocent and vulnerable right now..", she said with a soft smile as she gently caress his cheek.
"Goodnight, my love!", she smiled gently looking at him as she kissed his forehead and she started playing with his hair looking at him, eyes full of love while Mitsuhide drifted off in land of dreams on her lap.
~The End~
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restingdomface · 4 years
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Wei Wuxian: The most feral a feral character can get. Would trade anyone but his husband and son for a cookie. Hasn’t slept in five days and doesn’t plan to. Would suck dick to get out of trouble. Will wander off with a shady stranger if they promise him a chili pepper. LWJ is constantly on the lookout for strangers with bad intentions.
Lan Wangji: Pretty fuckin feral tbh. Sugar daddy who will do anything to see husband and son happy. He don’t care he’ll cut a bitch. This is feralxferal representation. Eats like a white person tho. Be careful, he bites.
Lan Sizhui: Not very feral at all. One time he caused A Ruckus and got in trouble for it, and he still feels bad about it to this day. Could pour soup in his lap and he’d apologize. Climbs into his dads’ bed after an icky dream. Just wants cuddles. You know what? That’s pretty feral actually, way too trusting of anyone giving him affection. Keep an eye on that.
Lan Xichen: Can’t cook, can’t clean, absolute pampered princess, way too trusting of strangers, once let a man sell him magic beans because ‘he just looked like such a nice guy tbh’. Not feral, but sort of a dumbass but not a bad bone in his body.
Lan Jingyi: Watch out!!! What for? Just watch out!! Drama queen and feral bitch in one.
Jin Ling: There are multiple people who can identify him by the teeth marks he left in their arms. But also spoiled boy who climbs into uncle’s bed when he’s cranky and lonely and wants a hug. But if you mention it!!! He will cut you!!!! With his teeth!!!!!!!
Jiang Cheng: If Wei Wuxian comes within three feet of him while they’re on any sort of elevated ground, it’s immediate reason for him to push WWX off. WWX learned to swim because it was that or drown. Also he has a whip so like, watch the fuck out.
Jin Zixuan: ‘How much could one dumpling cost? Fifteen gold pieces?’
Jiang Yanli: She’s not quite feral but she’s not spoiled either. But she does love her dumb feral children.
Jin Guangyao: Pretends he’s a good little spoiled pet to lure you into a false sense of security, then poisons you in your sleep. If you almost catch him doing something bad, he quickly finds a way to make sure you think he’s a good boy. Do not feed after midnight.
Nie Huaisang: Literally the second most feral character ever, but sneky, so, convinced people he’s a dumb spoiled rich boy. It helps that he also kinda is that too.
Nie Mingjue: Shockingly not feral?????? Like he ferocious, but calm, unless he sees A-Yao, then he has to resist the urge to murder, because he knows it’ll make ZeWu-Jun cry. Not feral, but big brother instincts out the wazoo.
Lan Qiren: He used to think he wasn’t feral. Then he met Wei Wuxian.
Wen Ning: Not feral tbh. Competent, but not feral. Likes taking care of the feral idiots tho. He likes how stupid they are. It makes him feel smart.
Wen Qing: Tries to play it cool n all that shit, but shockingly feral. ‘I’m not gonna help you- SIKE IVE DECIDED TO SAVE YOUR LIFE’, she’s feral in the opposite direction, she’s all ‘imma be bad!’ And then she does good. WLW icon.
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nad-zeta · 4 years
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Hi!!! May I ask for hc for Ikesen characters (your choice! But please do include Kenshin) reacting to a MC who hates using chopsticks? (Cuz she's half Japanese half English and her whole life she's used to just forks and knives)~~~ I love your blog!!! Yay~~~
Hi hi, love! Thank you so much for the request!❤🌻 Awww u are so sweet and kind *hugs*😆 Lol, I am also super bad at using chopsticks and would 100% choose a knife and fork over chopstick any day of the week, to spare me the embarrassment of not actually being able to use them hehe!😳😳 Anyways hope you enjoy this love and i hope you have a good day! ❤❤
Headcanon: MC that hates using chopsticks feat: Kenshin and Mitsuhide 
Kenshin
You had never eaten with Kenshin before 
(◕‸ ◕✿)
The two of you cuties have been in a relationship for all of three months now and somehow you had managed to avoid eating in front of your beloved God of War ( ̄ω ̄)
For you see you had a secret ꈍ .̮ ꈍ
One that you were low key pretty embarrassed about, and it was that you couldn’t for the life of you, use chopsticks (*ノωノ)
You low key blamed your parents, even though your family was part Japanese, you had adapted more to your more English roots in using knives and forks 🍴
You dramatically clenched your fist in the air, “Dammit mom and dad, what am I going to do tonight, thanks to you guys I’m ganna embarrass myself in front of my lover and some fancy visiting princess.”
(ノ#--)ノ\。゜。
You fell back onto your futon and covered your face with your pillow (/ε\*) 
Perhaps it was time to come clean (っ´ω`c)
You rested your eyes for what felt like a second, when you heard a knock at the door (๑ᵕ⌓ᵕ̤)
Sasuke had come to get you for the evening’s banquet |・x・`)
You stared at him in disbelief and looked out the window, “Just how long did you sleep.” (´-εヾ )
You groaned as you quickly got ready for the banquet
You had taken your rightful place beside the love of your life which had now perked up since your arrival (✪‿✪)ノ
The two of you chatted and laughed, and was legit having the best time
that was until the food was placed in front of you (ᇴ‿ฺᇴ)
You sheepishly picked up the chopsticks and tried your best to pick up the braised piece of pork, but as you carried it to your mouth, it fell down and landed straight on your lap ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ
You looked around nervously to see if anyone had noticed, thankfully not
You tried again, ending in the same result 
(╯ಠ_ಠ)╯︵ ┳━┳
At this point, the visiting princess was definitely sending a judging look your way, and you knew exactly what she was thinking, as she gave you a smirk * Lord Kenshin could never love a fool like her, look she cant even use chopsticks* (¬‿¬)
Kenshin notice the look of distress on your face and the pieces of pork that had fallen in your lap now staining your light blue kimono ⚆ _ ⚆
He gave you one of his bright dazzling smile and pulled you into his arms to sit you down on his lap (。◕‿◕。)
“What is the matter love,”  he asked as he nuzzled your cheek 
Worry and love for you filled the bunny warlords eyes (◕⍸ ◕✿)
“I-I-I I don’t know how to use chopsticks, I grew up using knives and forks, so I never learned how to eat using them” you squeezed your eyes shut and clenched your hands in tight fists
 (/≧ω\)
This is it, Kenshin was going to dump you in front of all these people
‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚
That’s when you suddenly heard Kenshin lightly chuckle ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
You cracked open one of your eyes only to see Kenshin kiss the tip of your nose, “Is that all, then I shall teach you.” (✿◠‿◠)
He gave you his chopsticks and placed his hands over yours, he then all while guiding you, brought a piece of the pork to your mouth
(•‾⌣‾•)و
You took a small bite, while breaking out into the biggest blush
(*≧∀≦*)
Just then, one of Kenshin's fluff balls jumped up onto your lap and stole one of the chopstick straight out of your hand, the other bunnies saw this, and another one hoped up to the two of you and stole the other one
(ㅇㅅㅇ❀) (≖ᴗ≖✿)
You were shook, the only ones in the castle who had known your secret were the bunnies, that’s when Umi hopped up to you and dropped a small pouch in your lap (≖ᴗ≖✿)
The bunny then pushed your hand with his little nose as if urging you to open it (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)
Kenshin looked at the whole scene unfold curiously and before you could pick up the brown pouch, Kenshin grabbed hold of it and looked inside (人◕ω◕)
He pulled out the contents and to reveal a silver knife and fork, the ones you had been using since arriving at the castle, gifted to you by the Oda forces who teased you heavily for your dislike in using chopsticks  🍴
Kenshin chuckled and handed them over to you, “Seems like the bunnies have revealed your secret” 
You continued to sit in his lap, and the two of you happily shared the meal (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
No one dare say a thing about you using a knife and fork to dine, otherwise, they would have an adorable mad fluffy army after them, a lesson that was learned the hard way ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
As when the visiting princess started loudly mocking you, your army of fluff pounced on her (;一_一)
No one dare disrespect their beloved princess and get away with it
Since that day you and Kenshin often dined together, the fear and embarrassment long-forgotten (っ˘ڡ˘ς)
He would eat with chopsticks, and you would eat with your knives and forks \ (•◡•) /
And the bunnies would steal the vegetables of your plates and cuddle with you two cuties as you ate
Mitsuhide
During one of your princess lessons you and Mitsuhide sat and ate together (・∧‐)ゞ
The kitsune eyed you curiously as you went to your handbag to retrieve a plastic knife and fork wrapped in a napkin (ᇴ‿ฺᇴ) 
“Little mouse might I ask just what you are doing.”  ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
“Same as you, eating obviously.” (≖ᴗ≖✿)
Mitsuhide smirked as he watched you continue your meal (─‿‿─)
This sneki boy found it incredibly interesting that you never once used chopsticks when you ate, and it seemed that your magical bag, had contained a limitless amount of these strange other eating utensils ≧☉_☉≦
“Little mouse may I ask you a question,” he asked in the middle of one of your lessons on economics, you rolled your eyes and nodded almost predicting what he was going to ask 
(;一_一)
“I have noticed you do not use chopstick when you dine, is there a particular reason for that.” (・ω・`)………..
“I just really HATE, using them, plus I never really learned considering I grew up using a knife and fork.” 乁( ⁰͡  Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ
Mitsuhide nodded thoughtfully and then continued on with the lesson 
A few days later he came into your room carrying an array of food, courtesy of Masamune ლ(•ω •ლ)
“Your next princes lesson little mouse will be, how to eat using chopsticks”, you groaned you really didn’t want to (¬_¬) 
“Mother dearest will scold you for 3 days if you attend tomorrows banquet without knowing how to use these” (¬‿¬)
It was the longest lesson of your life and by the end of it instead of learning how to use chopstick you had actually convinced Mitsuhide about all the benefits of not using chopsticks 
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
The next day at the banquet, your lesson had paid off and you were successfully eating with your hated chopsticks (ლ ^ิ౪^ิ)ლ
You turned to Mitsuhide to show him how well his lessons had paid off when you spotted something in his hands ⊙0⊙
Is that a… SPOON (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
It seems the sneki snek had raided you bag ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
You walked your way over to the kitsune and loomed over him “Well well well and what do we have here” you narrowed your eyes at Mitsuhide as you took a seat beside him ಠ⌣ಠ
“It seems, mouse, you were correct in your use in this strange cutlery, I find it most amusing, and efficient” He demonstrated by scooping up a large helping of his mixed together meal and popped it in his mouth
“Princess were you the one that introduced lord Mitsuhide to this wonderful contraption,” Across from you and Mitsu, Mitsunari beamed as he too was eating with your stolen knife and fork 
“Told you, they are great,” you said with a triumphant grim  (。◕‿◕。)
He returned the smile and handed you over a gift ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
You carefully unwrapped the present and you couldn’t help but beam when you saw what was inside 。◕‿◕。
A SILVER CUTLERY SET! (◕▿◕✿)
He had visited the western traders earlier that day with Nobunaga and spotted it in one of the shops
The two of you now sat together and ate your banquet dinner with the silverware although your happy victory was short-lived, as soon the mother hen descended upon the two of you 
“Just what do you think you are doing, why are you using those strange things to eat” (ʘᗩʘ')
You smiled and handed your fork over to Hideyoshi “cause it’s waaaay easier and quicker to eat like this” (≖︿≖✿)
He carefully took the fork from your hand, picked up some stewed vegetables and brought it to Mitsunari's lips to feed him, he was in one of his book trances
Mitsunari opened his mouth and took a bite of the food, Hideyoshi narrowed his eyes he can't deny that this was slightly easier...  (ᇴ‿ฺᇴ)
Since that day you had managed to convert the Oda forces to occasionally eat with knives and forks (◠‿◠✿)
I hope you enjoyed! And I hope you have a super good day! 😆🌻❤
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juliian-devorak · 3 years
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Uhh
Julian will not have a good time when he breaks into my Mc's shop because she's got a v protective pet and it's on s i g h t
Idk what kind, kinda stuck between a boar, a boa, and a centipede that can control it's size between normal and huge
I vote boa but i just really like sneky sneks so maybe im biased
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fearful-quartet · 4 years
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I didn’t have time to draw anything for Lie Lie Birdie’s birthday yet, so until I can I am going to commemorate his birthday with pictures of his fellow sneks that I have collected over the course of forever.
Happy Borthday Deceit, ya scaley slimey boi, Im still waiting for more episodes with ya, pal~
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Also here’s a lil deedee that I drew a while ago for an au I have with a friend.
On to the Snekies!
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This is a rainbow lookin snek my gf found me on twitter cause she knows I love snakes~
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ahhhh look at him swivellll he such a good boi!
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these are all sunbeam sneks, I love them so much look at them! they also rainbow bois!
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And den the Anilius or the Fake Coral snake, and it’s got such a wittle snoot!!!! But careful, it’s got venom so you can’t boop.
And that’s all my snake pictures for now! I’m pretty sure the gif is from tumblr so whoever owns that one if you want me to take it off just lemme know. But COME BE WITH YER BRETHREN DECEIT!!!! AHAHAHHA
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willowaudreykeyes · 4 years
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TS Sides Weirdness
I've been in the Sanders Sides fandom for about a month now. I've been reading fanfictions, loving people's art, binge watching Thomas' videos and thinking that it's just a little creepy...
I literally downloaded Tumblr and Twitter to be more involved with this fandom. I've even started writing my own story (that I'm having issues with but that's nothing new).
During this time, I haven't really posted anything myself. So now I will. This is a 21yr old, waiting for Uni to start back up so that she has something to do, rambling to the world.
I'll start with my own opinions and thoughts now.
- Firstly, I am in love with the sympathetic Deceit and Remus works. I love those bois. Yes.
- Unsympathetic Patton works creep me out. They are well written, but it's creepy. I don't like seeing Dad so creepy. I gotta stop clicking on those...
- .... I changed my Discord name to Sneky Snek after Deceit and I have zero regrets.
- I also started calling my younger brother Remus and he has no idea why, and I'm keeping it that way. (He often brings up weird shit that kind of creeps me out).
- Logan is shippable with everyone and it's adorable and I can't NOT read a Logan ship. It will be read. Tag me in all of them. Please.
- Everyone has their own ideas on their sexuality. Some believe that they're all homosexual since Thomas is; fair enough. Others see Deceit as non-binary, or Logan as aromantic, Virgil as transgender, or Patton as a piece of cookery. Personally; I see Virgil as bi, Roman and Remus as 200% gay, Patton as pan with Logan and Deceit both being asexual. That is all.
- 80% (that's a guesstimate) of AUs are of the Sides at school -either high school or college- and it's adorable.
- Why does Virgil have so many panic attacks in fanfictions? I love hurt/comfort fic as much as the next guy; but he IS anxiety. He needs to do all that to Thomas and I don't see how he does it, if he's too anxious about being anxious. I see Roman and Logan having more panic attacks then he would...
- I. Need. Virgil's. Jacket. I can't sow for the life of me and I can't find one online. I have twenty jackets already, most are Marvel related, but I need Virgil's now too. For my jacket collection.
- NEED MORE ROMAN/REMUS BROTHERLY FLUFF! Or angst! Preferably the former! I'm writing it into my story but it's not the same!
- Would Thomas (or another Side) hide the Crofters from Logan when he gets stressed? Or indulge him? Random thought.
- Speaking of Sides! Remy and Emile! Two non-Sides! I love them.
- Headcanon for Remy: He knows anyone's favourite Starbucks flavour after only knowing them for five minutes. He can tell from said flavour, if you're an asshole or not.
- I need a therapist like Emile. I might not have to keep getting new ones if I got one like him! The last three didn't even know who Mr Krabs was! Who doesn't know who Mr Krabs is!?
- I have been telling more puns lately and it is entirely Thomas and Patton's faults.
- I've also been more... loud since I first starting watching. I literally used one of Romans lines on my friends and surprised everyone (including myself).
- I used the word infinitesemal in a sentence (properly) and confused my mother! Best day.
- And I've been using the four second, seven seconds, eight second breathing technique ever since I watched Accepting Anxiety. It helps more then I thought it would!
- I've been learning about the LGBT+ community and have a better understanding of it now. The more you know.
- Surprised myself when I sung the entirety of the Lies song (from A New Year Of Lying To Myself) out in public with my friends. They asked what I just sung and I dragged them into subscribing to Thomas. You're welcome for enriching your lives, friendos.
And that's my weird rant thing. Idk what it was but hopefully it amuses... someone. I need to be more social so I'm going to start TRYING to post to Tumblr. Probably randomly. And to push myself, I'mma use an ending catchphrase based off my character, cause I can.
Welp, have a good day whomever reads this and don't forget your keys.
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padawansuggest · 5 years
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So anyways, I’m bored and y’all always seem to like when I talk about new AUs and I’m in a good mood so lets dissect a new one that I’m finalizing details for rn. Let’s call this the Initiate Clone AU.
Sounds pretty self explanatory right? Wrong!
So anyways, one day, Master Qui-Gon Jinn of little 12 year old Xanatos, a worried Master, takes his padawan to the main healing hall in the temple (I headcanon that the temple would have a healing Hall in the crèche too, but rn they’re closer to the adult healing hall and also the babies are loud and that’s not good for headaches) when he suddenly gets a splitting migraine, and Qui-Gon cannot, for the life of him, figure out what’s causing it.
But he thinks maybe it’s causing a feedback loop cause he’s kinda feelin it too? But like, not a migraine. Just this massive pressure in his head? Maybe the migraine is coming from HIM and his padawan is feeling it and can’t handle it?? Oh no, now Qui-Gon is a WORRIED master. Very worried. His poor sweet child.
So he takes Xanatos to the healing halls, and that’s when things get fun. See, the force is acting all funny today and no one can figure out why. Some people have headaches, some are absolutely inconsolable. Little 1 year old initiate Obi-Wan Kenobi is a screaming mess in the crèche healing halls and none of them can figure out what’s upset him, because they made damn sure he didn’t have a headache himself. He ends up having to be sedated. Poor sweet little baby boy.
So, the force is trying to murder them, and everyone’s feelin like shit, and Master Jinn is worried about his little one, and everything is sorta terrible rn.
But then. It happens. A pop.
Not an explosion, but like the force just broke the pressure. Instant relief all around. Headaches are abating and children are no longer biting anyone who comes within a foot of them. Thank force. Sort of.
So, what caused the pop? What relieved the pressure? Well, in all honesty, no one really knows what happened for sure until one of the healers startles to find a little five year old boy sitting in Initiate Kenobi’s crib, petting his little head while muttering to himself.
Now, normally, this isn’t all too weird, except the healer asks him his name to send him back to his clan, only to learn a Very Important Thing. This little one is NOT in their systems.
Maybe he’s an Initiate candidate who wandered off from his caregivers? Maybe he’s a little one who somehow got into the temple (it’s sort of not impossible, a little one who’s young enough to likely not be questioned could possibly wander in next to an adult Jedi or a clan without guards noticing he doesn’t belong, it’s not IMPOSSIBLE) and just managed to make his way to the crèche. A natural place for little ones to end up at.
But no. He’s not in their systems, he says his name is Cody. Just Cody. No last name.
Such a little boy that doesn’t even know his last name surely shouldn’t be wandering around all on his own, right?
So they do the right thing and call the temple guards. Who are having A Fucking Day of their own rn lemme tell ya that. They have found, so far, FIVE people that don’t belong in this temple.
A little tugruta three year old with a six year old mandalorian blonde boy, were found in the main cafeteria eating pudding and causing SUCH a mess that everyone’s afraid to get within two feet of them because they also seem a little volatile and keep throwing stuff at each other. So far they’ve gathered that their names are Rex and ‘soka.
Two twelve year old boys (twins, possibly) were found in the lower levels of the aquatic center of the temple, trying to get a toddler twi’lek out of one of the main pools while she won’t stop splashing them. A helpful knight has to get her out of the water to where her ‘nerra’ are frantically trying to get their baby sister back.
Everyone in the temple is just worried they’re gonna keep finding babies all over. There are a few more (Kix and Jesse are hiding in a vent and they’re about 8 yo it’s cute they’re being sneky, and maybe some others idk yet, and there’s one more baby on the way) but these are the ones they’ve found so far.
The little one, Cody, is absolutely refusing to leave little Initiate Kenobi, so they have to wheel his cot (the poor little thing is starting to wake up a little, and he’s clinging just as hard to Cody as Cody is to him, poor baby boy) into a classroom so they can load all the kids into one room together.
Which is when they learn that all the human boys are siblings. They learn this, loudly, with lots of hugs and one brief tantrum between the two youngest boys when they see each other, but they learn it nonetheless.
That’s when Kix and Jesse finally show up, climbing out of a vent like they own he place so they can join their brothers in the shouting.
Master Yoda is actually getting a migraine, and Knight Windu is being used as a reluctant toddler climbing post, regretting that he ever agreed to crèche duty today at all.
So many council members are so very confused.
And it’s about to get even more confusing.
Some of the crèche masters are trying to gently interrogate the little ones, as well as giving them checkups (Kix likes that part! He’s a medic too! He knows medic words! He’s only SLIGHTLY afraid of the needles! He’s such a good boy!) which involves taking blood (and oh boy are they gonna have a field day when THOSE test results get back) and allowing little ones to climb on them like play equipment. They’re such a friendly little lot.
Except the one in Initiate Kenobi’s crib still. The one who refuses to leave and by now has a slightly sluggish one year old in his arms like some kinda potato sack. They look so snuggly and buggly all wrapped up in baby blankies and giving cuddles and it’s the cutest thing in existence.
Anyways, halfway through this interrogation, the door to the room opens up, where Master Jinn (who just woke up in the healing Hall ten minutes ago) steps in with Xanatos at one side, and a cranky looking year old baby in his arms. The final addition to this little party.
Master Jinn heaves the BIGGEST sigh at the sight of all of them, gently places the blonde baby in the crib with Obi-Wan and Cody (who welcome the little bugger with many kisses and happy exclamations of ‘Ani!’ Along with the little ones Rex and ‘soka who are trying to climb into the crib with them now) and and looks around the room for a moment.
‘...when I planned this. I... I didn’t expect to send ALL of them back in time with me.’
Oh. Oh no.
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daeva-agas · 4 years
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So like……. a while back I made an Ayakoi card edit for Orochi…
………………………………. And then it occurred to me that the cards are all suitors, and NPCs aren’t included. Orochi is a girl. I don’t ship her with the MC. So she kind of shouldn’t be on the cards OTL
Orochi can still be an NPC I guess, like Aoi’s sis Yukari. 
But for the suitor-OC-sorta I’m gonna import her bro LOLOL. 100% bonafide snek. His day job/disguise is a Chinese goods dealer from Yokohama Chinatown. Does a bit of fortune telling and magic stuff on the side, and if the police asks he bullshits them with a long-winded babble about Taoism and how Taoists are TOTALLY not Onmyouji AT ALL.
If I have time I wanna make sneki family edits…
Sengoku form. His hair is longer for Ayakoi-verse because Meiji era.
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lord-explosion-baku · 5 years
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what is sneky boi from? he cute
KAMISAMA KISS!! It’s on Hulu! There’s a fox boy on the show who is another one of my husbandos. The protag of the anime is a lot like Miss Honda from Fruits Basket where she’s kinda like??? Oh I guess I’m in this mess now, surrounded by cute boys with powers while I can’t really do anything but kick things??? But it’s really good!
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Speech Impediment - Chapter 12
Ships: logicality, prinxiety, platonic dlamp
Summary: Virgil reveals a bit of his past to Dexter, just enough for him to understand his friends pain. Afterwards Dexter confronts his family.
AO3 - Here
Chapter One Previous Next
TW: past suicide, mentioned parent abandonment, chocking.
“Why didn’t they love me?!”
The night was already quiet around them, the only sound provided being the wind howling against the windows. The freezing temperatures outside began to seep into the vehicle as the heater had been turned off when Dexter removed the keys from the ignition. Virgil shuddered in his seat, most likely from more than just the cold. Dexter had to get them out of there and to a better location.
Getting out of the car, Dexter went around and opened the door for the other, helping him out and escorting him to the dorms. Asking where he wanted to go, Virgil murmured in a hoarse voice that he wanted to go to his dorm room, so Dexter took him there. The room was empty, Roman still being at work, and shy of any warmth. So it wasn’t too much better than where they had been previously. The building didn’t have heaters, meaning that the students had to buy them themselves. Helping him to sit down on his bed, Dexter went over to the long, cylindrical heater and turned it on high. 
By the time he turned around to face him again, Virgil had already gotten under his covers and curled up in a ball, hidden from sight. Dexter smiled sadly and walked over, sitting down gently beside the blanketed ball and resting a hand on what he thought, and hopped, was his shoulder.
“Virgil?” He called out quietly, “Are you feeling bad?”
He was answered by a unhappy whine.
“You know you can’t talk to me right?” 
The anxious emo didn’t respond and instead just curled up more on himself, Dexter, not wanting to push his friend out of his comfort zone, made himself comfortable and pulled out his phone and opened the YouTube app, putting on a vine compilation. If there was anything he knew would cheer Virgil up, it was vines.
“Hey bro what do you want to eat?”
“The souls of the innocent.”
“A bagel.”
“No!”
“Two bagels.”
A muffled chuckle came from under the covers.
“He doesn’t deserve you. If he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone.”
“I’m gone!”
“Now go chop his dick off!”
The vines continued on, and so did the soft giggles. After about ten minutes of the first vine compilation, Virgil poked his head out of the covers. Soon after, he was sitting side by side with Dexter watching the vines, his manner becoming more relaxed and his tears dried. About forty minutes of mindless entertainment had passed until he was finally calm and sure enough to talk.
“Thanks Dee.” He murmured tiredly as he rested his head on Dexter’s shoulder, exhausted from his emotional episode.
“Do mention it.” The sneky boi replied, “Feeling worse?”
“A bit.” Virgil shrugged, “Just... just remembered something is all.”
Dexter looked sideways at the older, but slightly smaller, student, noting the distant and sad look in his eyes,
“Do you not want to talk about it?”
Virgil stayed quiet for awhile more, appearing to be at a miniature war with himself over whether or not he wanted to speak. Dexter waited patiently until he decided what he wanted to do.
“Long fucked up story short: my dad left when I was ten, my mom killed herself when I was thirteen, and I lived with my homophobic grandparents until graduation.” 
Well shit, what was he supposed to say to that? Whatever explanation he had cooked up in his mind was nothing compared to that, now he’s going to look like an uncaring asshole if he doesn’t speak up fast-
“Wow.”
FUCKING PERFECT!
Virgil gave a halfhearted chuckle, completely different from the one earlier.
“Yeah, it’s not your typical story... but it’s mine. Guess we can be fucked up together, right?”
“I’m not fucked up?” Dexter echoed, well, tried to anyway.
“Yeah, I mean look at you!” Dexter faltered and looked down at himself, trying to find the flaw that Virgil saw. Realizing how he sounded, Virgil quickly backtracked, stuttering an apology. “N-n-not that there’s anything wrong with you, you’re a great person. I just meant that your family is a bit fucked up.”
“Is that why you didn’t yell at my mother?” Dexter questioned, feeling relieved that it was him that Virgil saw as a mistake.
“Yeah... seeing her act like you were... some kind of monster really pissed me off. I mean you were just hugging your sister! Why the fuck did she have to act like that?!”
“I’m aloud to be around her. That wasn’t the rule ever since she was born.”
“It’s a fucking stupid ass rule! You’re family not a stranger. A family should accept one another, stick it out through the bad, encourage each other and lift them up, no matter the flaws. At least that’s what I always thought. Not really how mine turned out either.”
“I haven’t gotten used to it, it’s never been this way-”
“But it shouldn’t have to be! Just because shit happens doesn’t mean everything needs to be shit. Fuck your parents, if they don’t treat you right by now, you’re gone.”
Dexter looked over at Virgil, and saw that the other was smirking at him. It took a moment, but eventually his brain processed what he needed to say next.
“I’m not gone.” He whispered, grinning as well.
“Now go chop their dicks off.”
The next day Dexter sat through several meetings with his parents and professors. His little sister Daisy often sat to the side while they talked, watching some kid show to pass the time on her tablet as she waited. The conversations with his Anatomy and Calculus professors went fairly well. Professor Mraz noted his early struggle with calculus at the beginning of the semester, but praised his tenacity and hard work with the subject to be able to come out with a B+ on the final. His parents seemed pleased enough that he was doing well.
The tricky part came at around three in the afternoon when they pad a visit to Professor Sharps’s room. Her room was so obviously a writing class, Dexter could only hold his breath and pray to God that his parents wouldn’t take too much notice. Miss Sharp was sitting at her desk when they all walked in, working on some kind of paperwork as she waited for them to arrive. Dexter had made sure to give all his professors a few hours notice prior to each meeting.
Her long ginger hair was pulled back into a french braid and she was wearing one of her favorite green dresses with a red blazer. Seeing the family walk in, Miss Sharp rolled her wheelchair over to greet his folks, each with a handshake and a polite hello.
“Hello, I’m Professor Sharp, your son’s Classic Literature teacher.” She introduced herself, giving a small wink and a smile towards Dexter, which he returned.
“Hello Miss,” His father replied, shaking her hand, his mother doing the same next, “I’m James Woodbrooke, and this is my wife Katrina.”
“How do you do?” She greeted with a smile.
“Simply splendid I solemnly suppose.” She giggle as she spoke, “That’s an alliteration, a little exercise I like to do with my students because it helps with- their study of classic literature!” Miss Sharp quickly corrected herself from spilling the beans. Dexter could find any fault with her however, she was a writing enthusiast after all. Trying to turn her switch off is as easy as lifting ten tons of bricks. That was an oxymoron.
“Hm, well I came here to ask about Dexter’s performance in your class. Has he been... behaving well? Been a decent student?” James asked delicately, trying not to appear suspicious in his concern. Miss Sharp’s eyes furrowed ever so slightly at his question. She glance over at Dexter before she answered, making him squirm a little in embarrassment.  
“I like to think of Dexter as my best student. He is always here on time, never misses a day, is well prepared, and fully attentive during lectures and interactives. His grade is the highest in the class and is work is commendable.” She answered curtly, holding herself with a firm stance, not breaking eye contact with his father. His father huffed and crossed his arms, apparently not impressed in the slightest.
“Well he did say he wanted to be an English teacher. Still, with his disability I don’t he’ll be able to make it very far in the field.” James said nonchalantly.
“With his abilities I believe Dexter will exceed in this field.” Miss Sharp wheeled herself back slightly, smoothing out the creases in her blazer, still not once breaking eye contact. “We met, we discussed, we concluded. I could do this forever, but time is money. Work will not wait. Anaphora, Hyperbole, Metaphor, and Alliteration.” She grinned widely, enjoying the offending face of her mother, and annoyed look of his father. “Don’t have a good day.”
His parents busted out of the doors shouting in anger, screaming complaints about her audacity to speak to them that way. In fact, they were so angry that they didn’t even notice that Dexter was holding hands with Daisy as they walked after them. He savored every moment of contact he had with his sister, and so did she, knowing that this would be a rarity for them.
Once they all climbed into Dexter’s buggy, directing them to take him to a decent place for dinner, their shouts became loud, angry talking.
“That woman thinks she knows our son? She must be just as insane if she thinks he could ever exceed.” His father scoffed, “Why are you even in school? I thought you were going to work at the shop with me.”
“I thought it would be a bad idea to have a backup career.” Dexter mumbled next to him, trying to not let his words sting and focused on the road.
“It is a bad idea. Maybe if you could talk correctly I’d be okay with it, but how the hell are you going to teach with your impediment?”
“James please, we’ve discussed that Dexter isn’t just cut out to be a mechanic. That’s why you’re training his cousin, remember?” His mom said from the back seat.
“Whatever.” He grumbled.
The restaurant he had taken them all to was a personal favorite of Logan and Patton called Romello’s Italian Restaurant. The two often went here on their dates and would sometimes bring back leftovers form him and the others to share. The clam linguine was to risk death for and he’d definitely be getting it tonight.
The four of them sat at a booth, Daisy and his mother on one side, and him and his father on the other. Dexter suspected it was to keep him away from his sister. Conversation would have been nonexistent if it wasn’t for Day, the little girl loved to talk the ear off of anyone who would listen to her rambled about what element Neptune’s atmosphere is comprised of and all the like. And at the moment, they had no chance but to listen, as neither he nor his parents budged.
The server came with their drinks and took their orders, leaving them to, once again, listen to Day talk about everything she knows about space. It seems that his little sister already knew what she wanted to be, and she claimed that she’d be the first human to reach beyond our solar system.
It wasn’t until their bread sticks were brought over that she had quieted down, shoving her face full with the snack. His father decided to take the opportunity to speak.
“Dexter, I think you should drop Professor Sharp’s class,” 
“James,” His mother spoke in warning, but was ignored.
“She’s filling your head with delusion. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was mentally ill as well.”
“James,”
Dexter shifted uncomfortably in his seat from cheek to cheek. Daisy watched curiously as she ate, filling her mouth with an amount of bread beyond what any small child should consume at once. 
“But I don’t love her class. I thought-”
“That isn’t important, this woman is filling you head with... fantasy. You’ll only raise your expectation beyond your capabilities.” James argued, focusing solely on his son. For once, his mother did too, not watching Daisy eat all of their appetizer. 
“If you love the class so much, perhaps you could simply request a different professor next semester?” Katrina suggested, trying to be the mediator in the family. “Whatever Sharp is telling you isn’t true, and you know better than to lie, right?”
“Mother please, Professor Sharp is the worst in her subject. You wanted me to not have a good education.”
His mother sighed and rubbed her temple, looking exhausted. No one noticed, but Daisy suddenly stopped eating.
“It’s ‘best’, Dexter, and yes I do want you to have-”
Daisy interrupted the conversation, slamming her hands on the table. James was about to scold her for being indecent, but then noticed that something was wrong. The three of them all turned their attention to Daisy, her little, plump face was turning blue and her small hands pulled at her throat. His little sister was chocking.
“Daisy!” The three of them shouted simultaneously, hopping out of the booth and surrounding her. 
“It’s the bread!” His mother said in panic, pushing the girl out from her booster seat.
“Obviously, do something!” His father demanded, looking frightened and unsure of what to do. Katrina wrapped her arms around Daisy’s stomach and started to squeeze her, having no effect. Daisy started to become worse, and looked as if she was about to black out. The staff were on their way to help, but Dexter acted first. If she passes out while chocking, it’s very likely she’ll die before an ambulance arrives.
Pulling Day from his mother’s hands he positioned the thumb of his fist slightly over her bellybutton, grasped his fist with his other hand, and thrust multiple times. It took several attempts, but after about twenty seconds of trying, a wad of soggy bread fell onto the ground. Daisy gasped for air and coughed horribly. Dexter let out the largest breath of air ever in relief. 
“Daisy!” His mother said joyously, wrapping her arms around her daughter loosely to allow her room to breath. His father kneeled down and hugged the both of them. Families and groups around them cheered, all apparently having witnessed the scene and had been just as worried.
Standing from the floor, Katrina lifted Daisy up on her hip, and his father stood by his side. He placed a hand on Dexter’s shoulder and stared at him for a moment, then pulled him into a hug.
“Thank you for saving your sister.” He murmured into his son’s shoulder. “You knew what to do when I didn’t, perhaps you have more abilities than I thought.” Dexter had the largest smile on his face because he was certain that was the closest his father has ever came to complimenting him. “You can stay in your class. Although maybe you should be a doctor.”
Dexter chuckled lightly, “Yes, I’d still like to be a teacher.” He lied.
Their meal was free that night, and apparently for the next year as well. They were all still a bit shaken however, so they had their dinner to go and went back to the hotel, and this time the invitation was extended to him as well. They sat together and watched the Hallmark specials until late in the night.
His parents still hadn't fully accepted him, but Dexter was patient and decided not to say anything. After all, they had promised to pay his tuition if he graduated, and he wasn’t about to pass up on that opportunity. He’d tell them one day, and now that day felt just a little closer.
His parents allowed him to spend the night over with them, having him share the bed with his little sister, no longer visibly upset about the two of them talking to or being with each other. If this was his late Christmas gift, it was the best they had ever given him.
His family flew home the next morning.
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Yep, hi.
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somniferumia · 2 years
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A Year with Snekies 🐍
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A year ago, a friend and I were kind of talking about how expensive it was to build a PC. Then she was like, you could just buy a monitor and connect your laptop to it, and you could also buy other peripherals. And I was like, wait what we could do that?
(Yes, noob me always thought that we needed a full PC to do that.) Good thing she told me all about it, honestly, else I'd keep swimming in the sea of ignorance lol
Now it's been a year and I'm still in love with my setup. I know some people think Razer is too overpriced or that we can get better setup with different brand within the same price range. But for me, it's not about that. Razer is snake, and snake is my favorite animal.
It's as simple as that. I can't have snakes as pets, but I can have them as my peripherals. And I've gotta say, it's been such an emotionally satisfying year with these snekies~  🐍
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nad-zeta · 4 years
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YEY THE HEADCANONS REQUEST ARE OPEN, JUST SAW IT NOW LOL 🤩🤩 SO, CAN I REQUEST FOR IKESEN NOBUNAGA, KENSHIN, MASAMUNE, IEYASU AND MITSUHIDE WITH AN MC WHO HAVE A VERYYY LONG HAIR AND DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TIE IT. LIKE SHE'S ALWAYS TRIPPING TO IT LOL (ah, the struggles of long hair). Thank you 😎😎😎
Hehehe they most definitely are open lol although I dono how good my Hc’s are considering I just started doing them! Haha yeah, I used to have super long hair, I both loved and hated it. Anyways without further ado….. here is you HC love hope you enjoy! Let me know if anyone else wants to be tagged in future work... @kickingasssince98
MC with Long Hair HC
Nobunaga
The first time he sees his fireball's long hair, he is in AWE!
He notices that you struggle to tame that beautiful long hair of yours and suggests you tie it up!
"If only it were that easy"
Gets the maids together to help you with styling your beautiful long locks! He is secretly observing and tucking that info away for later
He notices that your hair drags on the floor when it isn't tied up, so he immediately offers (or more like demands) to help you detangle and wash it
LOVES to wash your hair! He finds the repetitive motions of the task relaxing! Not to mention how soft and silky your hair feels between his fingers. And let's be honest, you love the feeling of him gently massaging your scalp. It's enough to make you melt. He will then move on to gently towel drying your hair and then brushing it through. It may take hours, but he loves every moment of it
Will buy his little fireball the best accessories, jewels, gems, and ribbons to use in your hair. He always has a sense of pride when he sees you wearing the hair accessories he got you. Cue Smirky Smirk
Whether its morning and evening he will insist on brushing out all the knots for you, he will sit for as long as it takes no matter what pressing task may be waiting for him for the day, he loves to feel your silky hair through his fingers and spending time with his lucky little charm
And whenever he is done with styling and brushing your hair, he will give you the sweetest kiss on the top of the head.
He low key will just stare at you in the mirror, proud of the excellent job he did.
Kenshin
Holy shit your hair is BEAUTIFUL
IT'S so shiny and silky the way it flows in the wind!
Can't help but panic at your clumsiness, tripping over your own hair or having it get caught in closed-doors
Will literally take you by the hand and lead you to his room where his army of bunnies has collected the perfect hairstyling essentials for him to you to help you tie up your hair
For one thing, this gives the bunny warlord an excuse to be close to you and spend as much time as possible with you.
Bursts out laughing when he sees the bunnies sitting on top of your past floor-length hair and you pulling them around like a sleigh 
IT has become a bit of a tradition for him now to help you with your hair and he finds the thought of you trusting him enough to help you with your precious hair extremely comforting and relaxing
He will 100% look forward to helping to style your hair every morning and evening; honestly, it's the favorite part of his day.
Expect this sweet boi to hum absentmindedly while he is gently brushing through your hair and tieing it up.
He loves nothing more when he is resting his head in your lap, and you look down at him, seeing the way your hair falls around him like a silken veil. It's almost like your hair creates a protecting barrier for the outside world. He will give you the most dazzling smile and pull you down for a little kiss
Masamune
Literally laughs at the clumsy lass tripping over her own hair.
He loves how wild and messy it looks; he thinks it matches perfectly with your wild free spirit
Will stand at the bottom of the balcony at night and yell, "Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair."
You can't help but giggle at the fact that he actually remembered the story you told him
He will help you gently towel dry your hair after your cliff diving adventures. He low key does this so he can spend more time with his kitten
Its always awkward when the two of you sit together at war council, and you have to ask him to stand up cause he is sitting on your hair
Loves to give you hair pat, you know those ones where he messes up our hair
The boy doesn't know a single thing about styling a woman's hair, but he knows how to braid bread, so hair shouldn't be any different, right?
Wrong! Your hair is soooo long; he doesn't even know where to start!
The two of you will laugh at the attempted hairstyle creation, its definitely a complete mess. The two of you will most likely spend the next hour brushing out all the new knots this boy has created
He actually has Mama-Yoshi teach him how to tie up a woman's hair, so the next time you let him attempt to style your hair again, he will be ready.
Ieyasu
"Silly girl, you shouldn't keep such long hair if you can't even tie it up."
Can't help but secretly marvel at the beauty and strength of your hair, he is definitely enchanted by the way it shines in the sun
Will make snarky comments about how even Mitsunari can care for his hair
You will turn around abruptly to leave at the rude comment, accidentally whipping him in his face with your hair as you leave.
Jip Instant Karma
He feels terrible for making all those comments, so he comes to visit you in your room that night with a wooden hairbrush and some hair oils
He gently massages the oils into your scalp and hair, working it all the way to the ends. He then proceeds to spend the next hour gently brushing your hair from the tips to the routes.
You can help but sigh in contentment, feels sooo good having someone play with your hair
He will definitely make you some herb teas, and hair masks to help you keep your hair strong and healthy
He will show you some basic hairstyles to style your hair, to make it more manageable, although this boy visits you every morning to do it for you cause "these styles are too complex so I will just have to do it myself."
He loves the feel of your hair falling though his fingers thus he can't help but feel the need to brush and style it every morning for you
Mitsuhide
The first time this boy sees you, he instantly wants to pull his fingers through your soft locks!
Whenever he talks to you, he will always be twirling a strand of your beautiful hair around his fingers
He can't help but snicker and laugh at you tripping over your own hair. Such a silly little mouse
This boy loves to tease you!
He will sometimes gently tug on your hair like a naughty schoolboy to get your attention
We all know this kitsune is a super observant person, he will observe you while you dry, brush and style your hair, taking little mental notes so that when he brushes your hair, he knows how to do it to your liking
He can spend the rest of eternity brushing your hair; he absolutely loves it
He finds it relaxing, working out all the knots and just spending hours on hours playing with your hair. It's like he has died and gone to heaven
He adores braiding your beautiful long locks.
He will usually braid flowers and ribbons into your hair and will top the whole look off with a little flower crown and a kiss on the nose
Sneki boy especially loves it when you use one of his scarfs to keep your hair out of your face, or wrapped around your hair at night to protect it while you sleep.
He loves it when you sit in his lap so he can just pull his finger though you silky smooth locks for hours
I hope you enjoyed and thank you so much for the request dear!
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oathkeeperoxas · 6 years
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Take 3, seeing as i hecked up again. 1, 3, 27, 43, 50. Sorry about my incompetence, I'm not as quick a learner as I thought. (T)
Nooo Terry you are very good at tumblr even though I didn’t get your second ask apparently?? lmao
50 Questions - Horizon: Zero Dawn Edition
1. How did you become interested in the game?
I first saw a clip of the game in July 2015 at my father’s house at Cairns at about 10 o’clock at night (I remember it so clearly.... this was when the love was born). It was on the show Good Game Spawn Point. I’m pretty sure it was the E3 2015 trailer. Anyway I immediately fell in love, I loved the protag and the open world and it looked so beautiful and the fighting was amazing, the machines were awesome and she used a bow!!!!! Anyway it has all elements that appealed to me so basically I had no chance to not love it.
3. What is your most memorable in-game moment?
Ooohh this is a tough one. There are a lot of moments that were totally heart stopping and gut wrenching. But umm I think ‘most memorable’ might go to another part. Basically there’s a part where you have to jump down a slip wire over a canyon of death and someone says ‘don’t fall, you can’t override gravity.’ Anyway I’m pretty sure that part is bugged out because I’ve completed the game six times and I fallen into the canyon and missed the slip wire about four times. Let me tell you, falling to your death as someone says ‘don’t fall to your death’ is pretty memorable l m a o
27. Which character would you hire as a real-life bodyguard?
XD um probably not Aloy. I’m sure she could do it but she’d have to run off and save the world and leave me, and I wouldn’t even blame her. Probably Vanasha, she would kill the people who were after me before they even came after me, she’s a sneky spy.
43. What is the first question you would like answered in a possible sequel?
Aaahhh I have so many questions I cannot believe this!! Okay so probably my number one priority to find out would be how Aloy was going to go about restoring GAIA like this is not a small operation this is a very hard thing to do!!! I don’t doubt that Aloy has the ability to do it but uh. How exactly.
50. What is your favorite thing about the game in general?
Easy question at last: Aloy. I love her so much - her sass and sarcasm, her skill and abilities, her determination and kindness. She’s so good and I love her so much
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asheternal · 6 years
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uravityochaco replied to your post: due to me appealing to yuri more while sneky...
good choice
she looks vaguely like blake so i gotta
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