STILES IS LITERALLY ANCHORING HIM TO THE GROUND. HE’S GROUNDING HIM. HE’S DEREK’S ANCHOR.
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What do you mean your favorite pair didn’t try to kill each other at least once? Not even attempted murder? Not even a punch or two for the funsies?
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My favourite thing about Derek's complicated jeep feelings is that Stiles isn't even dead, he just moved away.
Derek my sweet emotionally constipated bean pick up a phone instead of memorializing the jeep like all your memories of nearly dying in it are precious reminders of your dead wife or something.
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Stiles: So you're just like——out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?
Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?
Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even mean to——hang on, you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND OMG I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!
Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*
Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*
Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??
Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?
Derek: *Le sigh* Please.
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shoutout to all the backup ships! y'know the ones, when your main ships just ain't hitting right so you go back to a ship that took over your life for like a week two years ago??
anyways, if nobody's got me i know my backup ships have got me
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When you find the urge to re-read a fic you read like years ago, but it’s two in the morning and you don’t remember the title or author just that one scene that has stayed with you for years, but you have work tomor-
Me at four AM: FUCK! FiNaLlY yEs! It may have taken me two hours and turning my brightness up all the way, but now I finally get to re-read 80k words leading up to a kiss that will damage me emotionally. Finally. So worth it.
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I always say: the gayer the better
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I’m sorry but the way they made it canon that Derek Hale loved Stiles Stilinski after one of them ghosted the show and the other is killed off in the most heinous way possible is such 2013 Sterek fandom treatment like…
It is truly as though Jeff Davis sat down and told himself, “I’m going to fuck these insolent little shits as hard as possible a decade after my own relevancy and I’m going to pretend like it’s a beautiful metaphor.”
Like my dude, we get it, you have never had an original thought and spite fuels you, but this is just a level of clownery heretofore unseen even for Teen Wolf, and that’s fucking saying something.
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Yes, you are correct, my life is testing me everyday but with the power of my favourite gay fictional couple I will overcome it all
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Do you still feel the need to hide that you're reading fanfic late at night or were you not traumatized as a child?
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I had contemplated doing this post for awhile , because quite frankly I wasn't sure what I was trying to accomplish and even now I am not sure what my goal is. I just know that I don't want to scream into the void . I want to be heard.
Some of you might be aware of one of the most recent tw confession blogs . In one of their more recent posts a very interesting discussion occurred.
One of my mutuals pointed out a collection of fics that are labelled as "101 ways to kill Scott McCall". At first I didn't even notice this , because idk. Maybe I just glazed over it , however when more people began interacting with the publication I SAW IT and I just had to check for myself .
One of said fics is called "Kill-a-Character Bingo - Scott McCall" which is a fanfiction of 26 chapters in which Scott is killed in various grotesque and humiliating ways.This is one of the chapters:
Outside of feeling gross , disillusioned and honestly sick to my stomach , I was also beyond perplexed . It is one thing to dislike a character . To be so annoyed by them that you just want them gone by any means necessary . I can even understand killing them in your own fic as a "treat" . I can't say I am on board with that , but still I can put myself in your shoes...sort of. Writing a fanfiction in which your main focus is a character you loathe , on the other hand, is ...confusing to say the least.
I can already hear some of you saying "It is not like I wrote this" and you are right , but what about the people supporting it .
115+ people apparently consider this good , entertaining . Gave the "author" their silent encouragement to keep going .
To be fair this fic is from the end of 2023 so the kudos are not that much so let's look at their most recent work with the "Dead Scott McCall" tag -"Compare" which was written at the beginning of February 2024
Over 100 kudos in the span of 3 months . Not too shabby for ao3.How much is too much ? How much longer can you use the "just a few rotten apples" argument?
If you are wondering how Scott's life ends in this story , one of the readers was more than happy to inform us.
I am going to avoid name-calling ,okay. I know that realistically not all of you are like this (thank god). I just want to ask. Do you think this is healthy? Do you think that is a fulfilling way for someone to spend their free time? Are you going to be comfortable being near this person and their fans knowing this is one of their "hobbies"? I don't know about you , but I would definitely be keeping my distance.
Again, I have no clue what is the point of this . I don't want you to attack the user . They would most likely just double down on doing what they know best . Maybe some of you would understand why people from my side of the fandom are so willing to accuse you of certain things instead of getting butthurt . Though that is most likely also asking for too much.
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Two of the most well written jaw dropping tooth rotting gut clenching heartwarming fanfictions I’ve ever read in my life
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*Two hot characters fighting all the time but then showing the slightest hint of caring for each other*
The writer of the book/show/movie : Wait, don't jump to conclusions!
Me : Too late. Already jumped.
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💙PREORDERS OPEN🧡
💙 10cm keychain doll and 20cm doll are available for pre-order
🧡 the small ones can take off their jacket and shirt and for the big ones you can undress jacket, shirt and pants. Please don't take off the pants in public because you WILL feel like you're doing something bad. At least I always do, Jesus.
💙 pre-orders last until Sept 20, 11:59 (GMT+2). Production will start Sept 21.
🧡 read the description very carefully! If you have questions please shoot me an email (check linktree in pinned post or mail on the website at the very bottom)
💙 you get a matching freebie phone charm with every order. You get both if you order a Stiles and a Derek (any size and mixed sizes counts too).:
🧡 leftovers will be in my normal shops for purchase after production but without freebies. The phone charms too will be up for sales!
🔗 get them here ! Thanks for your support.
I know some of you are now like "oh, but, Kon! I don't know what to do with a plush doll this is too much responsibility!" No fear, here are some dos and don't's to guide you:
I hope that helps.
((Please appreciate me taking all these outdoor photos in my garden while my nosy neighbors were watching me. I thought it might be less suspicious using the small plushies only but yeah no....no.))
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incorrect teen wolf quotes
scott, talking about stiles: "derek isn't in anything official, but he does have someone he goes on dates with from time to time."
derek: "you call that dating, i call it punishment for all of my wrongdoings in this life."
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