#tony stark is an asshole

[exterminate-flatscan-terrorists]

I freakin HATE Humans in Marvel. Buncha arrogant FLATSCAN MUGGLE RACIST TRASH.

Where do they get the AUDACITY to DEMAND ANYTHING from Mutants!?

Seriously!? After all the MASACRES, brutal experiments, SLAVERY, GENOCIDE humans commited against Mutants,

Humans still have the F-ing AUDACITY to DEMAND things from Mutants,

As if the Mutants owe them anything. WTF.

Its like if Nazis DEMANDING Free Healthcare from Israel.

How F-ing dare they!?

The SHAMELESSNES of Humanity is F-ing irritating.

Are we gonna be THIS ARROGANT when we meet Aliens IRL? Are we gonna DEMAND that they give us their tech?

Ah, We're gonna try GENOCIDING THEM FIRST, and make the survivors APOLOGISE for not worshipping Humanity.

And then DEMAND them to hand over their tech as if its our RIGHT.

Mutants owe Humanity NOTHING but revenge. Any Alien species would NOT tolerate humanity's continued existence if humanity treated another species the way they treated Mutants. if An Alien race that got treated like that by Humans, those Aliens would have EXTERMINATED Humanity, and they would have that RIGHT.

I really WISH I could say the Humans in real life arent gonna be this ENTITLED racist pieces of Human Supremacist sons of whores, but judging by the FACT that the MAJORITY of the MCU fanbase are PRO TONY, PRO ACCORDS, PRO REGISTRATION ACTS sons of Bitches, I guess, yeah, IRL Humans are MAJORITY Racist against anyone who isn't a FLATSCAN Muggle. The MAJORITY are OK with shoving NonMuggles in Concentration Camps and Gulags , NO TRIAL, just Prison, experimentation, Concentration Camps for the crime of EXISTING. Through the MCU, we find out that TRULLY , Humans are totally gonna put Mutants to Gulags and to extinction. The MCU presented the Fambase with the Sokovia Accords, and these sons of bitches AGREED with it. This is not a fanbase that will be welcoming the XMen.

Magneto was and is RIGHT. Humans are SHIT, in the Marvel Multiverse and in real life.

and Tony, jeezus fucking crust, you hypocritical bastard. Can EVERYONE have your Ironman suit?? no? What happened to Extremis Tony? Did you share THAT with everyone? no? then SHUT THE FUCK UP, you hypocritical FLATSCAN MUGGLE TRASH Pro Registration BASTARD.

And mentioning Reed as if Reed was right in using CONVERSION THERAPY to his own son so that he'd stop being a Mutant? Tonys defending his racist anti mutant buddy?

And this BASTARD still wont address Emma's point. WHERE WAS TONY STARK whenever Mutants were put in concentration camps and massacred, or genocided in Genosha. "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN OUR BABIES WERE BURNING?" Answer the fucking question, Tony. its been 17 years since Emma asked that question. FLATSCAN MUGGLE Bastard still dont have a response.

The Fucking Humans keep ignoring everytime Mutants mentions the massacres, brutal experiments, concentration camps, GENOCIDE that Humans committed against Mutankind. No Human ever apologised, No Human ever even addressed it.

But these FLATSCAN MUGGLE HUMAN TRASH still expect Mutants to obey them, still expect the Mutants to fight to save Humanity.

I fucking hate how these stories keep glossing over Humanity's sins against Mutants and Super Humans... but yeah, I guess it is REALISTIC that the People who committed slavery , EXPERIMENTATION, Racism, mass murder, GENOCIDE, more mass murder, they NEVER do apologise, do they. Holocaust Deniers, Slavery Deniers, Armenian Genocide Deniers, the Rape of Nanking deniers, basically the horrible shit the Japanese Empire did in WW2, more Nazi shit. etc.

This is what happens when most of the comics writers are white I guess. Even in a fucking Comics story, they dont like to be reminded of what their kind did in the past.

Solution, let NonWhites write XMen. Have Humans apologise and give Reparations to Mutantkind for the DECADES of racism, and genocides. Lets at least have fictional Humans who arent SHIT. I get that its an absolute FANTASY to expect Racist Mass Murderring Impirialistic bastards to apologise for past sins, but lets at least have that fantasy be written in the comics. Having Humans, the Species of Racists Mass Murdering bastards, be made to apologise for the attrocities they commited should be a common trope. maybe telling stories that make a Race of Racist Mass Murderring bastards be made to at least APOLOGISE for all the mass murder will lead to actual Imperialistic Mass Murdering bastards to feel pressured about apologising for all the Drone bombs and carpet bombs or Jim Crow Laws or Slavery. We NEED to keep telling stories that at least makes the Racist Mass Murderers apologise. But instead, we get stories where the MAJORITY repeatedly GENOCIDES a minority, and gets away with it, and even have the audacity to make DEMANDS of the Minority for resources. wtf.

#x-men #marvel #marvel x-men #mutants #anti human #anti flatscan #anti muggle #FUCK FLATSCAN MUGGLE TRASH #anti tony stark #anti iron man #anti reed richards #emma frost #tony stark is a piece of sht #tony stark is an asshole #fuck tony stans #fuck tony stark stans #fuck tony stark #fuck tony stark fans

[lahaja]

Imagine: Peter strolling into the lab to Tony sitting down looking deep in thought and has the great idea to put a hand on the mans back, causing him to have a mini heart attack, yelling about his heart condition and Tony decides to get payback by scaring Peter by ‘abandoning’ him

(He actually just left for a vacation to the Bahamas and he got pepper in on it as she planted a note saying, and i quote: “Dear Peter Parker, I'm sorry to inform you but my husband, Tony Stark, had announced his abandonment. You are no longer allowed within these premises. My deepest apologies about this.

You have a great future ahead of you, you're smart. You can survive this :)

Sincerely, Pepper Potts”

And when Peter finds that, he cries to May saying he lost the false internship(which she knew he knew that she knew it was fake cause she knew he was spider man) and when Toby arrives, an angry May awaits in his office with his wife. May starts complaining about breaking her ‘poor babies’ heart and how he cried saying he wasn't worthy at night, didn't even patrol anymore. Not even in his home-made suit.

Then tony apologized and peace is restored‼️‼️‼️

#iron dad #spider son #ironspider #no relationship #tony stark is an asshole #why is AO3 shut down #im cryin #marvel fluff #angst #light #boo hoo #iconic pepper Potts #evil starks #marvel #humor #i think #idk what this is

[stormxpadme]

Anyone ever got a shitshow of a comment like that? Please tell me this is spam (username indicates it), because otherwise this despicable piece of shit just triggered another bout of depression.

*edit*: Got confirmed by several friends that they got similar comments, all directed to the same webnovel. Different criticism, but about all it was perfectly clear, bot/person never read the stories in question but only want to boost that webnovel project if anything. Leaving this post out there so other people hopefully won't get their day ruined like me.

*edit2*: A user on this post confirmed, they got their spam attack at the same time I did. So it definitely sounds like a a targeted, automated attack on Marvel fics. Reblogs appreciated so people don't get as upset over this as I was for a moment.

*edit3*: Another user on this post just said, they had a comment like that on their Harry Potter fic, the comment referring to a Harry Potter project on webnovel. So it's not even only Marvel related and in that case probably is not being initiated by the author of the projects in question on webnovel.

#mcu #stony #stucky #scogan #x men #ao3 #fanfiction #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #loki #tony stark #steve rogers #wolverine #scott summers #harry potter #wtf

[lizisthecoolest]

basically a summary of civil war tony

#they made him such a bad asshole smh #he was a good asshole in the comics but in the mcu he's just a terrible horrible guy #tony stark #anti accords #anti tony stark #anti tony stans #marvel #anti mcu #marvel mcu #mcu #marvel movies #marvel cinematic universe #iron man

[robertdowneyjjr]

a soulmates au where your words only show up after you’ve met your soulmate. sort of like an insurance policy, you know, so you’re not left wondering whether every other person you meet is the one if your words are too generic.

in this universe, captain america has been recovered and active for several years now. he runs missions and saves the world with his ragtag team of superheroes formed by SHIELD. steve's become a celebrity, which he doesn't love, but it's something he learns to live with because that's life for public figures in the 21st century.

tony never became iron man because he walked away from his father's legacy the second he turned 18. he and howard are still working on their relationship, but maria couldn't be prouder and tells tony so everyday. he built his own company from the ground up and it's thriving under his leadership. he's only marginally famous these days and he tries his best to stay out of the limelight, guarding his private life as much as possible. that's how it's been for twenty years and he's happy.

they meet on a day when steve is tired, irritable and angry. he's just returned from a mission where two of his teammates were injured because of the faulty information they received. he goes out on a walk to let off some steam and he's just slipping his phone back into his pocket after rejecting fury's fifth call for a debrief when he slams right into tony.

tony was having a good day. he'd just sent out a new set of designs and decided to reward himself for it. he goes and gets himself a fresh, delicious, life-affirming cup of coffee and is just stepping out of the cafe with aforementioned cup when a walking brick wall comes out of nowhere.

good news is, tony had ordered a cold brew. once every few weeks that's just what he's in the mood for and it had been one of those days. bad news is, instead of drinking it he is now wearing it.

sticky and cold and more than a little shocked, tony barely has time to recover and figure out what happened when steve starts tearing into him.

“god damn it, watch where the fuck you’re going! that could have spilled all over me! idiot!” steve yells at tony. and on a normal day, he’d be apologetic and he’d never curse like this at a stranger. but he really didn’t need yet another thing to go wrong today and he’s on a short fuse.

maybe later, when he’s calmed down, he’ll think back on the cute man with the giant brown eyes staring at him in disbelief and start beating himself up over how he behaved.

at the moment, all tony can do is look at steve’s pristine white t-shirt that somehow has not a single drop of coffee on it, then look back down at his own chest. he has no words except, “wow. you’re a fucking asshole.” and he just turns around and walks away.

tony gets home and strips off for a rinse before he gets ready for his flight to london for a week of meetings. all the while he can’t help but think that angry blond man looked vaguely familiar and he can’t place where he knows him from. he doesn’t notice the new string of words tattooed down the side of his thigh until he’s in his hotel room half a day later.

meanwhile, steve gets home after his walk, after he’s checked on his teammates, after sitting with fury for three long hours to debrief, and finally washes the day off of him. before he gets into the shower, he notices something different about his reflection.

along his left bicep are the words, wow. you’re a fucking asshole.

he thinks back on the cute man with the big brown eyes and a chest full of coffee and wonders how in the hell he can fix this mess.

#maybe he uses his clout as a celebrity and makes a cryptic post on social media #with a picture of a coffee cup and a request for a second chance #and signs it off with ‘a fucking asshole’ #maybe tony sees it and realizes his soulmate is captain america #the man his dad wouldn’t shut up about #and holy crap wouldn’t that be a strange conversation to have with his dad next time he’s home for dinner #even funnier maybe maria sees the post and sends it to the family group chat and she’s like ‘howard this is your friend?’ #and that’s how tony finds out #or maybe steve goes whining to howard one day and happens to run into tony when he’s home visiting #so many possibilities #stevetony #stony #tony stark #steve rogers #stonyclunks soulmates au #kay writes things

[lilbitofmac]

Jumping back to Tumblr to obsess over these two since the bird app’s algorithm sucks.

#I miss being involved in a fanbase #also missed these two assholes with all my heart #tony stark #iron man #doctor strange #stephen strange #ironstrange #MCU #marvel #fanart #my art

[skits-things]

Stephen stares at his screen, open on the AO3 page 503 error. He clicks on a second tab, announcing that the AO3 server is under a DDOS attack by Anonymous Sudan. A growing twitch appears below his eyebrow. How is he going to get his daily dose of fantasizing about him and Tony now? "This person," Stephen says dramatically, and with emphatic force, staring down the anonymous name, "needs to take a little trip to the Dark Dimension."

#ao3 #ironstrange #stephen strange #ao3 ddos #ao3 down #tony stark #im so angry 🤬 #so Stephen’s now angry with me #fuck that asshole

[bayzadas]

sometimes i will think that i love mcu but then i’ll also remember that in the mcu they victim blame when it comes to child abuse. fuck why. why

#imagine saying the child is being ungrateful to their abuser #loki and tony deserved way better dude #anti odin #fuck odin actually #there’s nothing great about him #anti howard stark #you were my greatest creation my ass #he’s not your creation #he’s his own person #you can’t claim him asshole #tony stark #loki #loki deserves better #pro tony stark #tony stark deserves better #anti mcu

[moriartyyouwhore]

if I’m gonna have permanent bruises on my knees anyway… can they at least be from kneeling to blow Joel Miller

#joel miller #dark!joel miller #joel miller smut #this also applies to the following… #joseph lawrence #commander lawrence #izzy hands #daryl dixon #rick grimes #autism or as I like to call it permanently bruised with no fucking clue why disease #oberyn martell #agent whiskey #otto octavius #doc ock #every asshole Hugh Grant has ever played #tony stark #brock rumlow #soldier boy

[the-hoax-collective]

Oh, what's this? Self indulgence? Cringe? Don't mind if I do...

#tony stark fanart #tony stark #iron man fanart #iron man #digital art #artists on tumblr #warren stark #oc art #oc insert #arc reactor #yes warren is tonys son hes my baby #hes an asshole #i love him #yes hes traumatized #crowswoods tag

[never-trust-a-stark]

if steve was a woman in the mcu that fucker (you know who im talking about) would probably treat them even worse. im still appalled they expect us to root for someone as sexist as tony oh my god

you know what? you're right. tony has sexualised women and passed comments on their appearances several times. if steve was a woman, i'm sure tony would say something about how the uniform looks on them, or some shitty joke about wearing the american flag, or something. and then expect everyone to just laugh it off. and i just know that some of his stans actually would laugh

#also it's my birthday <3 #asks #anti tony stark #genius billionaire asshole misogynist #anti tony stans

[smartycvnt]

I remember now that I didn't watch The Avengers often because I just can't stand Tony Stark.

#the avengers #anti tony stark #he's an asshole (derogatory)

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #45

Peter finds a tiny kitten in a car engine one night (could be on patrol or on the way home from school) and May, surprisingly, is on board with keeping it. Peter reads online that in the early ages cats need to socialize a lot so that they're more friendly with new people, so, since he's on summer break, whenever May's not home he just takes the cat everywhere. Just holds it in his hand.

He shows up to Tony's lab like, "Hey Mr. Stark!" completely normal, and Tony's like, "...what's with all the meowing?" and Peter pulls a cat out, presenting it proudly.

Tony's heard all sorts of animal horror stories from his parents because Howard didn't want a pet, so at first Tony's like, "Get it out of my lab." But he can't resist Peter's puppy eyes. The cat stays. Cut to like a month later and Tony has to watch Peter's cat for some reason, and Tony does that thing that dads do where they're like "we're not getting a pet >:(" then "this is my child and if anything happened to it I would kill all of you and then myself."

He says it's because Peter would be devastated. But really, that's only half of it.

This fic idea was submitted by @derpmallow !

#happy 5 year anniversary to derpmallow's cat #derpmallow's fic ideas #this is SO adorable #and so accurate tony would absolutely be a cat dad 100% #irondad fic ideas #irondad fic idea #fic ideas #fic idea #love the added touch of howard being the asshole who instilled anti-pet sentiment in tony so changing his mind is like healing as well #peter parker #tony stark #may parker #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #ironfam

[retro-memo]

Three people who I don't want to see in the irondad tags here on Tumblr:

Anti-irondad: This speaks for itself, you don't like irondad or Tony Stark? Fine, but don't tag your crap as irondad then, tag it as anti-irondad or anti-tony stark. I don't want to see your shit when I'm looking for wholesome content of my comfort characters.

St*rkers: I think this speaks for itself.

Anti-Ned Leeds: No. You don't go hating on my baby. Especially in one of my favorite tags. You can take your edgy reddit ass out of there and go bitch somewhere else. YOU DON'T PUT IT IN THE IRONDAD TAG SECTION. FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS HOLY.

I don't appreciate hate on Ned, of any kind. You don't like him? I don't care, keep it to yourself and out of my favorite tags.

Rant over.

#Venting rn #Because I saw a asshole who had the fucking guts to shit on irondad and Ned in the irondad tags #BLOCKED THE FUCKER ON SIGHT #I don't appreciate incorrect tagging #Especially when it comes to my babies in what I consider I safe space from the world #ned leeds #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad #spider son #tony stark #iron dad #pro tony stark #Pro Ned Leeds #We respect the guy in the chair

[trips2saturn]

still giggle at tony calling thor a tourist. years later and it stills bubbles a laugh out of me

#trips talks #tony stark #he’s such an asshole i love him

[bayzadas]

I just saw someone say that Tony is a perfectly written unlikeable character and. what. i mean yeah Tony’s sooo well written but you’re saying he’s UNLIKABLE??? blocked.

#tony stark #pro tony stark #tony stark defense squad #tony stark deserves better #DUDE I LIKE HIM SO MUCHH #TONY’S GREAT #i don’t trust anyone who says mcu tony stark is meant to be an unlikeable character #i mean in the first movie? sure #in the first movie he’s not exactly unlikable but yeah he can act like an asshole #but later on??? #HE’S GREAT #he tries to be better #he GETS better #especially after he meets Peter??? #he pays attention to his personal life even more #like this isn’t even a headcanon it’s canon #he tries to be even more better #and HE’S DOING AN AMAZING JOB #LIKE FR #does he make mistakes? yeah #does he has his wrongs? of course #but my god #how can he get better without having his faults? #he’s meant to be a likeable character #a developing one #a character whose purpose is self improvement #so if you’re saying that he’s a well written unlikable character? #you’re talking bullshit