#tw. alcoholism

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#tw alcohol #resident evil #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

#video #tiktok #videos #meme #tiktoks #no cc #tw alcohol #unreality

[yamujiburo]

Ugly

[All comics in order here]

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa comic #jessie #delia ketchum #james #rotom #tw alcohol #my art

[lambment]

request: "What do your bishops look like and how does the lamb think of them?"

I haven’t decided (or started) on designs yet. As for my lambs opinion, they process everything through humour, I would say this is their surface level opinion on the bishops. There’s obviously the deeper-seated issues they have w them tho.

#cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #the bishops of the old faith #narinder #lambert #leshy #heket #kallamar #shamura #cotl comic #comic #drug ment tw #alcohol ment tw #I hope u can see how the lamb devolved the more tired I got #my artwork #fr au #Fool's Revenant au #Fools revenant au

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

#tintin #adventures of tintin #fanart #photoset #modern au #snowy #milou #captain haddock #archibald haddock #professor calculus #cuthbert calculus #the crab with the golden claws #the shooting star #secret of the unicorn #explorers on the moon #tintin in tibet #youtube #tintin would get cancelled after someone films his dog drinking wine #alcohol #alcohol tw #calculus runs a science communication and engineering channel that's absolutely huge #but he never mentions it to the others #haddock only has a facebook

[attyattlaw]

like hiring a horse to dogsit

#based on an actual conversation ive had #trafalgar law #killer #massacre soldier killer #op killer #can we just settle on killer's actual tag like actually? #eustass kid #eustass kidd #this may come as a surprise but i was killer in that conversation #ross then proceeded to compute the actual ascorbic acid content relative to my body mass and i just continued drinking #that band au #forgot that tag #tw alcohol

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: There he is, my sweet baby.

Jason, holding a cigarette and beer: What?

#source: my chemical romance #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw smoking #tw alcohol mention

[gojorgeous]

you meet satoru when his class comes to America for a two-week exchange program. You’re part of the corresponding class year, so it’s your and your classmate’s job to show them around and make them feel… welcome.

It takes him all of two seconds after seeing you to decide you’re his wife.

You’re the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. You’re smart, you’re strong, you’re THAT girl. He needs you.

The next two weeks are spent like teenagers. You manage to get Shoko in a dress and a full face of makeup and you get a few shots of vodka in the boys and suddenly you’re out dancing at any club that’ll let you in. The nights are fun, the days are even better. You and your friends take them to every good restaurant in the city and to every park and coffee shop.

You know satoru likes you. It’s obvious. Every time his eyes land on yours you practically see hearts. But… you ignore it. It would never work, anyway. You’re not interested in a one night stand and he’s going back to Japan. And even if he did want a real relationship, his clan would never approve of you. He’s Satoru Gojo and you’re a first generation sorcerer from bum-fuck nowhere with no money or status and nothing to offer but a pretty smile.

That’s what you think until he’s scheduled to be getting back on his plane and instead he’s down on one knee in front of you, begging you to come back with him to Japan and… marry him?

You call him crazy. You’re 18. You live on two different continents. It’s only been two weeks. You-

He cuts you off before you can go any further, telling you to please, “just listen”. Before you know it, he’s sliding a massive rock onto your finger and telling you that you can have… a trial period. Come back to Japan with him, live with him for a year. He’ll pay for everything, buy everything, and he’ll wire five million dollars into your account right now as a “safety net”. If you’re not satisfied with his performance at any time, you’re free to leave.

You’re crying, telling him this is a stupid idea, that his clan won’t approve, that the entirety of jujutsu society won’t approve… and yet you still find yourself saying, “yes”.

The next time you call home you have a lot of explaining to do.

#gojou satoru x reader #gojo x reader #gojo saturo #jjk #gojo fluff #gojo satoru #gojo headcanons #gojo satoru x reader #jjk gojo #gojo x y/n #jjk x reader #jjk x you #bree’s fics #jujutsu kaisen gojo #satoru gojo #gojou satoru x y/n #tw: alcohol

[notherpuppet]

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

#nothing like drunk and messy doodles #pls drink responsibly #especially this weekend since I can’t #have fun in my name #in the doctor bit I was Angel #in the bday party bit I was alastor and it was my roomie’s (Toby) bday #in the bagel incident I was tragically Lucifer and I’m still not over it because it was 2am and Ralph’s was closed and I couldn’t buy lox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #shitpost #my doods #cw: alcohol #tw: alcohol

[bisexualgoth]

bonus: say in the tags how old u were in the tags + what's your legal drinking age or, if u never drunk before, feel free to say your age too + why, if you have a reason why you don't drink!

#444 #i was like 14? bc i'm eastern european lmaooo #my polls #polls #poll #alcohol #tw alcohol #cw alcohol

[felsicveins]

The road to forgiveness is paved with miles of bullying

#okay this is the last drunk JD art for a while HFJEJFKCJEJEJ #i just cant resist a fail girl #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls branch #branch trolls #branch #john dory #trolls john dory #john dory trolls #brozone #comic #tw drinking #tw alcohol #cw alcohol #alcohol mention #probably should do this for the other ones

[ao3-crack]

(x)

#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #you went to a pool party without me #it was a drunken pool party #you went to a drunken pool party without me #tw alcohol mention #tw alcohol

[bamsara]

Doodles for the Drunken Gods chapter in TROD

'sorry about accidentally reviving some memories and causing you to have a bit of a mental breakdown. do you wanna eat some pomegrante about it?'

#trod au #the rehabilitation of death #narilamb #cult of the lamb #true devotion #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #doodles #tw blood #cw alcohol #alcohol mention

[jupitadori]

Imagine being the new girl on campus, you’ve just moved into your dorm and haven’t met anyone yet.

Suguru and Satoru introduce themselves as your neighbours from across the hall. They invite you over for a few drinks to get to know you and suggest playing spin the bottle.

You’ve had a few drinks so you let your guard down. It lands on you first and Satoru asks who do you think is the better kisser. You tell him that you don’t know because you haven’t kissed either of them yet.

They decide they should fix that and both take take turns making out with you, Satoru is passionate and slowly slides his hand up your skirt, feeling your lacy thong. Suguru is forceful, biting your lip and grabbing your ass.

They demand to know who is the better kisser, but you can’t decide. The alcohol is taking effect and you feel giddy. Even though you can’t decide, you do know that you don’t want it to stop.

They tease you for being needy.

“I barely kissed you and I could still feel how wet you were” says Satoru.

“I wonder how wet she is since we’ve been taking turns with her” Suguru smirks.

“Why don’t we find out?” Satoru adds, a wicked gleam in his eye.

You’re speechless, your thighs clench together instinctively but then part when you realise how much you do want them to find out.

“I have an idea” says Suguru “how about we see who can make her cum the most?”

A smirk dances on Satoru’s lips “even better, first one to make her squirt wins”

Next thing you know you’re on the bed, your wet lacy panties are in Suguru’s hand as they take turns eating your pussy. You moan and writhe on the bed as their warm tongues slide up and down your dripping folds.

They laugh as you moan louder and louder with each turn they take. To shut you up, they alternate shoving their thick cocks into your mouth as the other ravishes your wet cunt.

With your lack of experience and their expert touch, it doesn’t take long for you to make a mess when you feel one of them slide their cock into your tight little cunt.

You don’t know whose it is and you don’t care. You moan like the slut you are as they spend the rest of the night ruining your hole.

You walk back to your dorm, breathless and soaked, realising you need to knock on their door tomorrow and beg for your panties back.

#getou x reader #suguru x reader #getou Suguru x reader #Suguru getou x reader #Suguru getou smut #gojo x reader #gojo x you #satoru x reader #satoru x gojo smut #gojo smut #gojo satoru smut #satoru gojo x reader #jjk x you #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x you #jjk x fem!reader #anime smut #tw alcohol consumption

[courtesycalling]

#splatoon #my art #alcohol tw

[yuyu-finale]

downtime 🛋️

#trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #i drew this with trimax ww in mind but he can be tristamp woowoo too #art by yuyu #tw smoking #tw alcohol #fun fact the pattern on his soles comes from confessional screens