#weiss x velvet

[weisscoldglare]

okay but

being inspired past 8pm is... well it means I'm drawing 3 hours later

#blake belladonna #weiss schnee #rwby #monochrome #velvet scarlatina #dust bunny #black velvet #why not #monochrome rwby #weiss x velvet #weiss x blake #blake x velvet #blake x weiss #velvet x weiss #shenanigans #idunno #coldglareshares #idek #blake your sarcasm #how dare #and all that jazz #see what you made me do fooze

[arc-misadventures]

Things Have Changed

Jaune having drinks with some old friends in, Vacuo.

Jaune: Thanks for inviting me to out with out guys, it’s really nice to catch up with you all.

Neptune: Think nothing of it man.

Sun: Yeah, its great to hang out with you.

Coco: And, you’re finally stylish enough to hang around us as well. You used to look pretty…

Neptune: Like a dork.

Sun: A total nerd.

Velvet: Guys! That’s mean!

Coco: I was going to say pedestrian, but those work too. But, now… MmHH~! Mama likey~!

Jaune: Oh… W-Well thanks, Coco.

Coco: I mean the hair makes you look so much more mature, especially with those white streaks in it.

Neptune: And, armour is more form fitting. It suits you better.

Sun: And, you’ve got some muscles on you, no more lanky self! Though I doubt you look anywhere as good as me~!

Velvet: And, that tights ass…

Jaune: Oh, thanks guys…! Wait, what was that about my butt?

Coco: You have such tight looking ass~!

JSN: …

Jaune: Okay… That’s a first…

Coco: Never had a hot girl compliment you before.

Jaune: Well yes she has, but never my butt.

Neptune: Oh? Is there some hot lady making moves on you?

Jaune: Why as a matter of fact; Yes, yes there is.

Coco: I call bullshit!

Jaune: And, why do you find that hard to believe?

Coco: No offence, Jaune, you’ve certainly gone from a two to an eight on the hotness scale. But, I seriously doubt some hot ladies are chasing after you; You may look hotter, but you’re still a dork.

Jaune: Well, you better tell that to all those, Milfs back in, Mantle that I wasn’t a hot piece of meat then.

Neptune: Bullshit! There’s no way a bunch of milfs would be after a Huntsmen-in-training.

Jaune: Oh, I’m not a student anymore.

Velvet: Well, you may have gone your own way after, Beacon fell, but you’re still a first year student.

Jaune: No I’m not. See, here’s my, Hunter’s license.

Sun: The hell?!

Coco: WHAT?! I’m still a third year in training, and you’re already a licensed, Huntsmen?! That some fucking bullshit right there!

Velvet: Well either way; Congrats on becoming a, Huntsmen, Jaune. I’m sure you do good out there.

Jaune: Thank you, Velvet. So, do you believe there is a hot lady chasing after me now?

CVSN: No.

Jaune: What?! Come on guys I’m telling the truth, honestly.

Neptune: What kind of a hot babe would be chasing after you?

Jaune: My wife for starters.

CVSN: Your what?!

Jaune: My wife. Can’t you tell I’m married? Oh wait, my gauntlet is hiding the ring. Well no matter, I’m married.

Neptune: Who the hell would marry you?!

Jaune: A lady with impeccable taste.

Coco: So… Wasn’t, Weiss then…

Neptune: Hey she’s got good taste!

Jaune: She went for a womanizer like you, I highly doubt that.

Coco: Fair point.

Neptune: Hey!

Velvet: Was it, Yang?

Jaune: No she, and Blake are dating.

Coco: They are? Good for them.

Neptune: That Ruby girl?

Coco: she doesn’t have good taste.

Sun: Ouch.

Sun: Is it, Nora?

Jaune: No she, and Ren are still a thing…

Velvet: Are they?

Jaune: Uhh…? Honestly I don’t know with those two. Ren, is so emotionally stunted it’s hard for, Nora to get through to him.

Coco: Then who is it; Who is the lucky lady to managed to bag?

Jaune: Her name is, Jinn. Jinn Arc.

Coco: Jinn eh? Pretty name. What is she like?

Jaune: Insanely smart, and knowledgeable about everything! If you guys have any secrets, secrets you haven’t told anyone about, she knows about them. Not to mentions she kind, and very curious, she loves experiencing new things. It’s so adorable seeing her reactions when she tries sometimes new. I’m so happy I married her.

Velvet: Wait, she knows our secrets?

Jaune: Every secret, anyone has every made. She knows.

Velvet: Well that’s unnerving.

Coco: How can she know out secrets if she’s never met us before?

Jaune: Well… Consider it a semblance of sorts if you will.

Coco: Sounds like a powerful semblance.

Jaune: Insanely powerful.

Neptune: Enough about her personality; What does she look like?

Coco: Yeah, what does she look like?

Jaune: Oh, she has rich ebony skin, long silky black hair, and luscious indigo eyes.

Sun: And…?

Jaune: And, what?

Neptune: Her body, what’s her body like.

Coco: Yeah. Are we working with an hourglass figure, or what?

Jaune: Oh, she was the definitive hour glass figure, it only adds to her absolute beauty that she is.

Coco: Nice~! And…?

Jaune: And… She’s thic… Like: Thic THIC~!

CSN: Nice.

Coco: But, I still think you’re lying.

Neptune: Yeah, pics or it didn’t happen!

Sun: Sorry dude, I have a hard time believing you’re married, much less to some bombshell hotty.

Velvet: Sorry, Jaune, but I find it difficult to believe too.

Jaune: Et tu, Velvet?

Velvet: Sorry.

: Well, if you want proof of, Jaune’s wife, then I’m all to happy to oblige you~!

Jaune: Ahh! Jinnnnnnnnnnn…

Velvet: Wait, your wife is actually hereeeeeeeeeee…?!

Neptune: Who is crazy enough to marryyyyyyyyyyyyyy…?!

Sun: What, that’s bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiii…??

Coco: …

Jaune: Nnnn…?! Ahh sorry I get lost in a trance when I look at…?! Coco! Your nose is bleeding!

Coco: Hello, Mommy~!

Jinn: My oh my. Such charmers aren’t you~?

Jaune: W-What are you doing here? Didn’t you say you needed a rest. And, more importantly; what’s with that lustrous outfit?

Jinn: Oh, this~? It’s rather hot here so I decided to wear something a little more… breezy~! Do you not like it?

Jaune: I love it! But, don’t wear it in public again. Too many people are gazing lustrously at what’s mine…

Jinn: Ohh I love it when you get dominant with me~! Now as for your other questions; I was resting in our room, but it’s so lonely back there all alone… I wanted my beloved knight to come back, and… comfort me~! Can you do that dear, please~?

Jaune: C-Certainly! Bye guys, husband duties are calling!

Jinn: We’ll chat later everyone. We’re going to be quite busy soon. Oh, and Coco?

Coco: Yes…?

Jinn: Be a good girl, and you can join us later, okay~?

Coco: O-Okay…

Jinn: Good. Bye everyone~!

CVSN: Bye…

CVSN: …

Sun: Holy shit! She’s real?!

Neptune: And, hot as hell!

Velvet: She’s the most beautiful woman, I’ve ever seen before in all my life!

Coco: H-How did she know I wanted to join them in a threesome?! I didn’t say anything?!

Velvet: I think the nosebleed said something about that.

Coco: Like that says, ‘I wanna bang you.’ I was just registering how hot she is!

Sun: And, she’s married to, Jaune?!

Neptune: How did that blond goofball land such a hot babe?!

Velvet: Must have been the hair.

Coco: His hair is really alluring.

Sun: It’s better than, Neptune’s.

Neptune: Dude?!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lie ren #sun wukong #neptune vasilias #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #rwby jinn #jaune x jinn #jinn x jaune #rwby arabian knight

[brokentrafficknight]

Weiss x Every Faunus (except Ghira and Kali). Ship name: 'Eat the rich. Literally.'

Nega Weiss seemed like the best pick for this.

#rwby #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #eve taurus #adam taurus #sun wukong #velvet scarlatina #ilia amitola #sienna khan #neon katt #fiona thyme #marrow amin #eat the rich literally #weiss x faunus

[variousincorrectxreader]

Can you get more rwby and chaotic reader quotes cause I like chaos?

As an avid rwby lover, I must comply.

Instead of quotes I'm using convos I've had with my friends because we are absolutely chaotic.

Y/n, walking into RWBYS dorm: Ruby have you seen my hairti-

*sees her braiding Yangs hair while she's asleep.

Ruby:

Y/n: okay then.

-

Blake: why can't the gods grant me the sweet release of death.

Y/n: babe, all they said was there was no more fish left.

Blake: I came here because yang said the fish was amazing, but there's no fucking fish, y/n. Life has lost meaning

-

Blake:

yang:

Y/n: so, I've called you here today because of the intense sexual tension I feel whenever the two of you are together and it's getting annoying-

Both: what the fu-

-

Yang told Weiss y/n said winter was hot

Weiss kicks in the door: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU Y/N-

Y/n: *falls off their bed* BITCH WHAT-

-

Y/n: coco, I love you so much. I would die for you.

Coco: K, so can you help me with my algebra homework ple-

Y/n, getting in their car: BYE BITCH, LOVE YOU

-

Cinder: I'm going to choke you out the next time you make a sex joke.

Y/n: ayo that's kinda kinky bro.

Cinder: you have 5 seconds to run away.

Y/n: the only thing I love is carnage and destruction.

Fox: you liar, you literally cried when Velvet told you that you could hold her hand.

Y/n: I will throw hands, you whore-

-

Y/n: the best way to distract people is to walk up on stage, scream incoherently and then start drawing on your face with lipstick.

Emerald: wh-

Y/n: I've tested it many times. It works very well.

Emerald: I regret saying yes to this date.

-

RWBY + Y/n playing quickfire dnd

Ruby, the Dm: okay, so you guys are all drowning.

Y/n: my Character, Madam FuckOff farts and inhales that as oxygen

Ruby: what the- okay roll survival?

Yang: incoherent cackling

Y/n HMMMMM shit I got a 4.

Ruby: Madam ForkOff inhales her fart and dies, its a very, very sad event.

Weiss: that wouldn't have worked anyways, wh-

Blake, trying not to laugh: shhh, Weiss we're mourning Madam FuckOff

#x reader #gn reader #incorrect quotes #y/n #x male reader #RWBY #RWBY x reader #ruby rose x reader #weiss schnee #Weiss x reader #Yang x reader #Cinder fall #Emerald x reader #Fox #Velvet x reader #Coco x reader #x fem reader

[dragonking10]

Who would be in your top 5 OT3 list with Lancaster?

1. Ruby x Jaune x Pyrrha

2. Ruby x Jaune x Weiss

3. Ruby x Jaune x Jessica Cruz (RWBY x JL)

4. Ruby x Jaune x Neo

5. Ruby x Jaune x Velvet

#rwby lancaster #lancaster #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #ot3 #jessica cruz #velvet scarlatina #neopolitan #pyrrha nikos #weiss schnee

[superiorsturgeon]

Based on a recent interaction with @notmaplemable I hereby propose the following crack ship name:

Velvet x Weiss = Snowshoe Hare

#rwby #weiss schnee #velvet scarlatina #velvet x Weiss #snowshoe hare

[lesbianuravity]

au where instead of jaune, team rwby and ilia/velvet end up in the ever after separated from the rest of their team (friends in ilia’s case) because i want to spread my ilia, velvet, yang and weiss friendship group agenda

VELVET AND ILIA NUMBER ONE FREEZERBURN SUPPORTERS AND YANG AND WEISS NUMBER ONE ULTRAVIOLET SUPPORTERS (they’re each other’s wingwomen, and yes they double date even before they’re ‘official’)

freezerburn and ultraviolet (velvet/ilia) versions of the punderstorm confession bridge scene (i haven’t thought about how the confessions would go yet)

- “oh my god, you finally did it.” yang and ilia shout this at each other when they see each other kissing their respective girlfriend.

#fandom : rwby #characters : yang xiao long、weiss schnee、velvet scarlatina & ilia amitola #ships : freezerburn and ultraviolet #ship emojis : 🤍💛 & 🤎🐰 #(ship tags.) #otp: and i know that when i'm with you i'm at home #otp: i had you through it all #otp: tbd (velvet x ilia) #[ general tags ] #rwby #velvet scarlatina #ilia amitola #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #yes this is a lot of tags but no idc skjsksjs #sorting that shit out for tagging purposes (slowly but surely) #𓄿.txt

[hadesisqueer]

Very much probably tomorrow (if not, the next day) I'll start with the Best RWBY Ship Poll. It will include 32 ships (monogamous or poly, no incest) that I've selected, and it will have the same system as the Hottest RWBY Character Poll.

Ships included:

1) Renora (Lie Ren x Nora Valkyrie)

2) Arkos (Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos)

3) Nuts and Dolts (Penny Polendina x Ruby Rose)

4) Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna)

5) Whiterose (Ruby Rose x Weiss Schnee)

6) JNPR Berries (Poly team JNPR)

7) Frosen Steel (Weiss Schnee x Ruby Rose x Penny Polendina)

8) Qrowin (Qrow Branwen x Winter Schnee)

9) Blacksun (Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)

10) Seamonkeys (Sun Wukong x Neptune Vasilias)

11) Bees Schness (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)

12) Poly STR (Raven Branwen x Taiyang Xiao Long x Summer Rose)

13) Martial Arcs (Lie Ren x Jaune Arc)

14) Sunny Bees (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)

15) Schneekos (Weiss Schnee x Pyrrha Nikos)

16) Crosshares (Velvet Scarlatina x Coco Adel)

17) Hellbore (Winter Schnee x May Marigold)

18) Tauradonna (Blake Belladonna x Adam Taurus) (ew)

19) Cinwin (Winter Schnee x Cinder Fall)

20) Rosebird (Raven Branwen x Summer Rose)

21) Fair Game (Clover Ebi x Qrow Branwen)

22) Ladybug (Ruby Rose x Blake Belladonna)

23) Monochrome (Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)

24) Freezerburn (Weiss Schnee x Yang Xiao Long)

25) Spicecream (Neopolitan x Cinder Fall)

26) Gemstones (Emerald Sustrai x Ruby Rose)

27) Emercury (Mercury Black x Emerald Sustrai)

28) Catmaleon (Ilia Amitola x Blake Belladonna)

29) Guard Dogs (Jaune Arc x Marrow Amin)

30) Schneewood Forest (Robyn Hill x Winter Schnee)

31) Arcotta (Saphron Cotta-Arc x Terra Cotta-Arc)

32) Prismatic Ponytails (Ilia Amitola x Weiss Schnee)

I know there are many (too many) more ships but I've selected these 32 that are mostly popular or well-known so. Have fun when it starts!

#rwby #best rwby ship poll #bumbleby #renora #cinwin #arkos #ladybug #monochrome #blacksun #sunny bees #bees schnees #guard dogs #catmaleon #fair game #spicecream #schneewood forest #jnpr berries #rwby gemstones #emercury #rosebird #hellbore #crosshares #schneekos #poly str #martial arcs #whiterose #frosen steel #nuts and dolts

[notmaplemable]

#rwby #rwby polls #lancaster #renora #bumbleby #prismatic ponytails #bunanas

[discodreaming]

HELLO! i've now opened my inbox for my followers/mutuals to talk to their favorite character!

you can send in random sentences, inbox prompts that you see on my blog or even confess your love!

please be sure to be respectful and kind to not only me but the muses.

this will be very much like roleplaying. to continue communication you can send in more inboxes or you can even link the inbox to a conversation to communicate with your beau/family/friend!

please do not request any minors/anthropomorphic in romantic or sexual ways, I'm begging you. i will only reply to the platonic/familial ones.

you may talk to at least 2 muses at once in one message, all to prevent being overwhelmed. this may change once i get comfortable enough to handle more.

all romantic and nsft inboxes or starters towards muses will require slow burn

all ships are multishipped but can be single shipped if you guys can build up their romance meter!

this will only be reader x character, oc x character i will put on either another blog or a different post.

* note: i will accept 5 oc x character in this post for the time being: 1/5

however for certain events i can bend these rules for you to get a romantic scene with your crushes!

or even just hanging out with your friends!

characters i will write for right now:

note: this list will change every now and then as i advance further into the shows or a character is requested more!

if you don't see a character you like here and would like to see me try my hand at playing them, don't be shy to tell me!

bold = characters I've played before

one piece! ( pre timeskip )

romantic options: nico robin, nami, sanji, zoro, usopp, buggy, sir crocodile, dracule mihawk, shanks, portgas d. ace

platonic options: chopper, franky ( may change ), luffy ( im currently on the pretimeskip )

up to debate: please ask !

rwby ! ( all season 9 ages )

romantic options: weiss schnee, blake belladonna, yang xiao long, jaune arc, taiyang xiao long, raven branwen, qrow branwen, emerald sustari, sun wukong, neptune vasillias, james ironwood, winter schnee, mercury black

platonic options: ruby rose, nora valkyrie, lie ren, pyrrha nikos, penny polendina, professor ozpin, oscar pine, neopolitan

up to debate: salem, cinder fall

fruits basket !

romantic options: shigure sohma, hatori soma, ayame soma

platonic options: tohru honda, yuki sohma, kyo sohma

castlevania animated !

romantic options: trevor belmont, adrian 'alucard' tepes, sypha belnades

edens zero !

romantic options: rebecca bluegarden, weisz steiner, homura kogetsu, kris rutherford, shiki granbell, labilla christy

platonic: happy, witch regret, sister ivry, hermit mio, valkyrie yuna, elise crimson, justice

d.gray man !

romantic options: yu kanda, lavi, tyki mikk, howard link, cross marian

platonic: allen walker, lenalee lee, nea d. campbell, wisely kamelot

psycho pass !

romantic options: akane tsuneori, shinya kogami, nobuchika ginoza, shuusei kagari, yayoi kunizuka, shion karanomori, shogo makishima

platonic: tomomoi masaoka

owari no seraph

romantic options: guren ichinose, ferid bathory, kureto hiiragi, shinya hiragi, seishiro hiiragi, crowley eusford

platonic: yuichiro hyakuya, mikaela hyakuya, shinoa hiiragi, yoichi saotome, shiho kimizuki, mitsuba sangu, krul tepes

yuukou no moriarty

romantic options: william james moriarty, albert james moriarty, louis james moiarty, sherlock holmes, fred porlock, sebastian moran, mycroft holmes, james bond

fate/ ( /zero & /stay night)

romantic options: saber, kirei kotomine, gilgamesh, cu chulainn

platonic: shirou emiya, rin tohsaka, waver velvet

up to debate: kiritsugu emiya, irisviel von einzbern, archer emiya, tokiomi tohsaka, diamuid ua duibhne

please don't: shinji matou, ryuunosuke uryu

fairy tail

romantic options: lucy heartfilia, gray fullbuster, erza scarlet, mirajane strauss, laxus dreyar, gildarts clive, loke, elfman strauss, juvia lockser, fried justine, evergreen, bickslow, rogue cheney, sting eucliffe, kagura mikazuchi, aguria yukino, natsu dragneel, mystogan, cana alberona, gajeel redfox, erik, jellal fernandes

platonic: wendy marvell

record of ragnarok

romantic options: adam, jack the ripper, kojiro sasaki, qin shi huang, hades, beelzebub, hermes

platonic: souji okita

up to debate: the valkyries, nikolas tepes, thor, poseidon, apollo,

obey me

romantic options: lucifer, mammon, levianthan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor,diavolo, barbatos, simeon, raphael, solomon,

platonic: luke

up to debate: thirteen, mephistopheles

kingdom hearts ( kingdom hearts iii )

romantic options: terra, aqua, xemnas, zexion, saix, axel, demyx,

platonic: sora, kairi, riku, roxas, namine, xion, ventus, vanitas, ephemer, skuld, brain

genshin impact

romantic options: wriothesley, albedo, alhaitham, ayaka, ayato, baizhu, ajax, cyno, dehya, diluc, eula, ganyu, itto, jean, kazuha, kokomi, xiao, heizou, shenhe, kaeya, rosaria, yae miko, beidou, lisa, kaveh, zhongli, nigguang, neuvillette, yela, candace, thoma, yanfei

platonic: hu tao, venti, faruzan, sucrose, chongyun, freminet, layla, mika, fischl, collei, noelle, yun jin, barbara, xingqiu, amber, bennette, xinyan

up to debate: keqing, lyney, aether, lumine, wanderer, lynette, kuki shinobu, sara, kiara, gorou, mona, nilou, yoimiya, charlotte

please don't: klee, sayu, qiqi, diona, dori, nahida, yaoyao

final fantasy

romantic options: cloud strife, tifa lockhart, aerith gainsborough, zack fair, reno, rude, genesis rhapsodos, reeve tuesti, angel hewley, sephiroth, vincent valentine.

platonic: barret wallace, yuffie kisaragi

detroit become human

romantic options: connor, markus, gavin

platonic: kara, hank

devil may cry

romantic options: dante, nero, vergil

platonic: trish, nico, lady, v

jojo's bizarre adventure

romantic options: dio brando, joseph joestar ( part 2 & 3 ), caesar anthonio zeppeli, jotaro kujo ( 4-6 only ), rohan kishibe, bruno bucciarati, leone abbachio, narciso anasui, johnny joestar, gyro zeppeli, diego brando

debating: jonathan joestar, jolyne cujoh, weather report

#( 🦊 inbox asks ) #one piece x reader #op x reader #rwby x reader #fruits basket x reader #castlevania x reader #edens zero x reader #d.gray man x reader #dgm x reader #d gray man x reader #psycho pass x reader #owari no seraph x reader #ons x reader #yuukoku no moriarty x reader #ynm x reader #moriarty the patriot x reader #fate/ x reader #fate x reader #fairy tail x reader #drifters x reader #blood of zeus x reader #record of ragnarok x reader #obey me x reader #kingdom hearts x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #final fantasy x reader #dbh x reader #detroit become human x reader #devil may cry x reader

[weisscoldglare]

Bunbun Eskimo boop turned smooch

@sirazaroff totally inspired by random convo

#velvet scarlatina #weiss schnee #weiss x velvet #rwby #velvet x weiss #white rabbit #dust bunny #idunno #coldglareshares #shenanigans

[arc-misadventures]

Horror Games

Jaune was a streamer, going by the name: Crescent Knight. And, today he was playing a relaxing game of, ‘Shadows of Doubt.’

Jaune: Okay… Fingerprints collected. Addresses collected. Any, and all information on the victim has been collected, and yet we have no clue who murdered this poor sod.

GoldenDragon: It was the butler!

RedReaper: No, it was the maid!

Jaune: I don’t think there is a maid, or a butler character in the game. You two.

GoldenDragon: I can dream, Harold!

Jaune: Hehe~! That you can. Ahh, my characters hungry. Lets see, what we should have today…?

TeaLotus: Noodles.

ThunderThighs: Pancakes!

Jaune: There are no pancakes, ThunderThighs, sorry.

ThunderThighs: WHAT?!!

ThunderThighs: This game sucks!

Jaune: Hehehe. What is with you, and your weird obsession with pancakes?

Jaune: Let’s see… 147th street…?!

A howling cry soon emanates form his speakers, causing, Jaune to look at the chat feed.

Jaune: Hey, thanks, GoddessofVictory for subscribing for…? (Whistles~!) Whoa… 14 months! Thank you! And, you sent me a message too…Let’s see… “Crescent, have you decided to do anymore collab streams with any other streamers soon?” Collab streams, eh? Well, Emerald Guardian, and I are planning on playing a few games later, but we need a few more people to play before we can do that. So… Maybe, hopefully soon.

ShadowNinja: Oh! Are you two going to be crossing swords soon~?

Jaune: Hilarious, Ninja, absolutely hilarious…

ShadowNinja: Let me enjoy my otp dammit!

AngelofSnow: We know you’re dating, let us enjoy this!

Jaune: Sheesh, can’t you guys get your own love life to be interested in. Not mine you sad, lonely people?

RedReaper: Ouch.

IceCreamShortstack: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

GoldenDragon: That hurts dude.

Jaune: Oh, we…

: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Lamb…?

TeaLotus: Did anyone else hear a scream?

CoffeeAddict: Was that Emerald Guardian?

BunbunBunny: Is she okay?

Jaune: Yeah, that was, Emerald Guardian, chat. She’s playing some sort of horror game.

Jaune: …

Jaune: I don’t think she’s winning…

CoffeeAddict: I don’t think so.

RedReaper: Sounds like she died during a jump scare.

Jaune: Yeah, probably. I don’t understand why she’s playing one of those game. She doesn’t watch horror films, because she can’t handle them, I don’t watch them because I’m bored by them. So, why is she playing those kind of games?!

GoldenDragon: Because it’s fun?

GoddesofVictory: People like to be scared.

Jaune: I know that, but…

(Click)

Jaune: Hmm?

Jaune swiveled in his chair, allow the chat to see the back of his chair as he addressed the new arrival in his room.

Jaune: Jessica? You okay?

ShadowNinja: Oh, are we going to have some juicy Emerald Knight moments!

IceCreamShortstack: 😘😘😘

AngelofSnow: Hell yeah!

Jaune: Do you need…? Hey, what are you… Ooph?!

ThunderThighs: Oohhh~! Sounds like something interesting is happening~!

GoddessofVictory: This should be good!

Jaune: Uhh… You okay?

Jessica: No…

Jaune: Did something scary happen?

Jessica: Yes…

Jaune: Okay… Do you want to stay here for a while then?

Jessica: Please?

Jaune: Stay as long as you want then. Now, lets get back to it.

Jaune swivelled in his chair so he was facing the camera again, and he showed himself sitting in his chair with his girlfriend, Jessica, the Emerald Guardian hugging him tightly, resting her head in the crook of his neck as she sat on him.

GoddessofVictory: OH MY GODS!!!

IceCreamLover: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

ShadowNinja: YES! All my fantasies are coming true!!!

BunBunBunny: Oh that is so precious!

CoffeeAddict: That’s so fucking adorable!

KnightBat: Hey, has anyone seem, Emerald Knight?

SuperMan: She left her game after that last jump scare.

GoldenDragon: Look for yourself.

RedReaper: ❤️ This is so cute!!! ❤️

AmazonianQueen: OH MY GODS!!! She hugging him like a koala! That is so precious!

Jaune: Hehe~! Ladies, and gentlemen: The benefits of a small girlfriend.

Jaune smiled for the camera before giving his Smol girlfriend a kiss, causing the chat feed to explode with hearts, and happy comments.

Jaune: Alright then, where were we…? Ahh yes. Murder~!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #ruby rose #lie ren #jessica jones #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #batman #diana prince #womder woman #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #rwby neo #jaune x jessica #jessica x jaune #rwby emeraldknight

[littlelewdmable]

Been awhile since I did any longform smut, eh? Might as well do a one shot sometime soon.

#rwby #rwby smut

[rwac96]

Type: Prompt

AU: Crossover AU

Fandom: Doom x RWBY

Summary: Velvet introduced her aunt Daisy boyfriend to her team, the Doom Slayer. How do they react to the Symbol of DOOM?

Theme: Parody, Velvet is Doom Slayer niece, Badassery

Velvet: Girls, meet my Aunt Daisy's boyfriend!

*The Rabbit Faunus steps aside, revealing a tall, muscular man in green armor, the Doomslayer*

Doomslayer: Team RWBY. *nods to the four*

Ruby: *wide-eyed, starry pupils* SO AWESOME!!

Yang: Badass!

*Blake & Weiss stare as their partners geek out over the armored man*

Blake: He does seem rather familiar from the book "The Demon's Fear"... *taps her chin*

Weiss: ...To think I've seen all the strange things there is.

#answer #answered #answer post #crossover #crossover au #doom #doom (game) #doom series #rwby #team rwby #doomslayer #doomguy #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #velvet scarlatina

[doomatnight]

So this is a bit of a specific request. What is one smut drabble you've wanted to write and haven't been able to write it? And would you please make the response that drabble?

Seriously it has to be the Bleiss x Cardin one. Like it just makes logical sense.

That or like a bunch of ideas I've never gotten to such as:

-Enabler: The whole joke is that Patch is Remnant's Alabama and incest is common there. Ruby and Yang start dating.

-Pa, Papa, Padre, Dad, Daddy, Father: Ruby with Qrow or Tai, Yang with Tai, Blake with Ghira, and Weiss with Ironwood.

-Schneecest Schneesome: Jacques gets put in jail and Whitley becomes the man of the house forming a tiny harem with his sisters and mother.

-Bellabondage: Ghira dominating Kali and Blake.

-Arc Harem: Jaune gets a harem but this time it’s all of his sisters (including Terra). Adrian might be his son.

-It’s a Branwen thing: Qrow and Raven then Raven and Yang. Bandits are something else.

-Nora's Arc: A one-shot lewd connecting to my main AU fanfic where Jaune and Nora enjoy each other after their wedding and make a baby.

-Holy Bun: Self-explanatory. Cardin and Velvet have hot steamy kinky sex. Could also possibly be like Nora's Arc.

-The Power of Tongues: Blake x Ilia. Self-explanatory.

-White Fang: Velvet, Sienna, Kali, Trifa, or Blake submit to human cock and become pets. Also Eve or femboy Adam.

-White Fang 2: Schnee Boogaloo: Adam, Banesaw, Yuma, or Ghira dominate the Schnee women and make them pets. Fictional raceplay, all the kinkiness without any moral questionability.

-Racism: Kali, Blake, Sienna, Trifa, Eve, and Velvet become Cardin’s pets.

-Oscar, Whitley, Jaune, and Ren become Good Girls: Jaune feminizes Oscar, Whitley, Jaune, and Ren.

-Rightful Heir: Cardin and the Schnee women.

-The NTR one: Cardin gets with Nora and Pyrrha and makes Jaune and Ren watch.

-Oscar and MILFs: Self-explanatory.

-Homo Homies: Jaune and Ren

-J and NR: Jaune bi fantasies Nora and Ren

-Head Master: Ruby subs for Ozpin

-Detention is a perfect title: Ruby subs for Glynda

-V8 but epic: Ruby subs for Ironwood

-Are you my dad?: Ruby subs for Qrow

and I know what you're thinking "Oh but some of these have Jaune in them. Yeah Yeah I don't really care. Those rules for this blog still stands but outside of this blog? My smut, my rules.

I mean I even have a two chapter Jaune x Ren fic on my AO3 (It's titled Flower Plower)

Why? Because fuck canon and fuck his fans, I will make Jaune the character I want him to be.

#lwde #rwby smut #rwby nsft #rwby lemon #nsft / #long post #doomlewd.txt

[thecollectiveanimeyuriband]

Meet the crew!!!! [Quick Disclaimer: This is purely fan made. None of these are the creator, Pyxilate (or Pyxilatezero, her alt)'s original characters. This is for the memes, not a serious blog. You could think of them like a VTuber agency, except I’m working alone and I’m not getting paid because I’m too young to legally make money]

⚠️SONGS WITH CURSE WORDS WILL NOT BE COVERED UNLESS A CLEAN VERSION EXISTS OR THE SONG IS EASY TO COVER WITHOUT THEM [E.G. “Eyes Half Closed” BY CRYWOLF]. ⚠️

Lead Singer & Costume Designer Rae Taylor from I’m In Love with the Villainess. Quote: “As long as it doesn’t get in the way of my Claire time.”

Stage Production & Backup Vocalist Elsa Dorothy from Please Bully Me, Miss Villainess. Quote: “If it will make Yvonne like me more, I’m down. What do you mean, I can’t cheese this with magic?”

Choreographer & Backup Vocalist Malori Crowett from Mage & Demon Queen. Quote: “You put me in charge of the choreography? It doesn’t take a genius to know I’m not the most well coordinated. Although… look at the other options.”

Head Publicist & Backup Vocalist Ruby Rose from RWBY. Quote: “You should see the other me. Whom I look like now because anime.”

Music Arrangement & Backup Vocalist Kana Arima from Oshi No Ko. Quote: “After learning that chasing after Aqua was futile, I decided to stay way from the romance department. And then [Hoshino] Ruby literally knocked down my door and said, ‘Hello, not an option.’ So I’m bisexual now.”

[Disclaimer: knowledge of this character is limited solely to the first season of Oshi No Ko as an Anime and not at all extended to the manga]

Manager, Assistant Publicist, and Forbidden from Singing Kino Himari from Whisper Me a Love Song (or Whispering You a Love Song depending on your Google translate history). Quote: “Now I can manage two wonderful bands! Although REMRK is closer to a cover performance group than a band. I wonder…”

All ships/relationships to be noted for character interactions:

I’m in Love With the Villainess: -Rae Taylor x Claire François -Manaria Sousse x Philine Nur -Yuu Bauer x Misha Jur -Lilly Lilium x Clarice Répète III

Really the only ship in Please Bully Me, Miss Villainess: -Elsa Dorothy x Yvonne Smollett

Mage & Demon Queen: -Malori Crowett x Velverosa Ghalaztox -Fenn x Leora -Cerik Aldebrandt x Melathia -Cecilia Doltessa x Fillonne

RWBY & RWBY: Ice Queendom: [there’s a lot] -Ruby Rose (RWBY) x Weiss Schnee (RWBY: Ice Queendom) -Jaune x Trauma [this is a commonly made joke by Ruby] -Yang x Blake (Universal) -Winter x Penny (RWBY) -Sun x Neptune (Universal) -Velvet x Coco (Universal) -Oscar x Whitley (RWBY) -Summer x Raven (RWBY) -Jaune x Pyrrha (RWBY: Ice Queendom) -Ren x Nora (Universal) -Cinder x Emerald (RWBY)

Oshi no Ko: Ruby Hoshino x Kana Arima Aquamarine Hoshino x Akane Kurokawa

Whisper me a Love Song: Kino Himari & Asanagi Yori Izumi Shiho x Mizuguchi Aki

[I know this is a stupid idea. Please refrain from repeating unnecessary reminders of my horrible plans gone awry. Sincerely, Pyxilate]

#i’m in love with the villainess #please bully me miss villainess #mage and demon queen #rwby ice queendom #rwby #oshi no ko #whisper me a love song #shipping #rarepair #whiterose #yuri #gxg #song cover #REMRK