Did you know? uhh it's hip to be square
Source: My boyfriend
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i might bite you but it's worth it to be in my presence ... like yeah u might get chomped but it's worth it to hang out with me + enjoy elves
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elves are better than gnomes because they shitpost about our benevolent lizard overlords
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*points to a huge boulder* this is my beautiful wife...together we betray eels
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*sees another human being* time to savor the rapturous caress of grass
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i love thisssss
Your nonbinary and you wanna be feminine? I’m so proud of you that’s amazing!!
Your nonbinary and you wanna be masculine? That’s so cool and awesome!!
Your nonbinary and you don’t wanna be either of those things? Cool! You do you!! 💖💖💖
Your questioning your gender/are on the gender spectrum? That’s fantastic!!! I’m so happy and proud of you for exploring and figuring out your place!!!
Your trying new pronouns? Wonderful!!!
Nonbinary people are so amazing and I love every single one!!!!!
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WHy is this the funniest thing on this site
Why do you want to be a comedian?
the free stool with a glass of water on it
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AAAA GERARD I LOVE
enjoying your overalls? whore
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