#Anyways- He’s just genuinely a nice dude to have along as a follower. :’)

[ruby-static]

Finally been doing a proper playthrough of Skyrim lately-

I found this guy pretty early, and he’s quickly become one of my favorite followers since. He’s just a nice grandpa. (Who may or may not have done some questionable things in the name of a daedric deity in the past.) So you just know I’ve got some doodles of the dude.

#Elder Scrolls #Elder Scrolls 5 #Skyrim #ES5 #Skyrim Erandur #ES Erandur #Erandur #Fallout is still my main brainrot but- nice finally giving this game a proper play. #Anyways- He’s just genuinely a nice dude to have along as a follower. :’) #Just commenting on how happy he is to be somewhere. #…then near immediately dropping some of the heaviest traumatic bombs out of absolutely nowhere.

[kunekojo]

Hellooooo, for the lovers of kenpachi and shunsui, can we get a series of few headcanons on how he attracted her crush. How he would try to win her over. How would he flirt, react et.? thank you so much!

God, absolutely!!! To be honest with you, I’ve been constantly daydreaming about Shunsui trying to win over his crush (aka my bleach oc) so I’m really pleased to share them with you guys👀👀 as for Kenny, you’re all making me develop some feelings with this wave of Kenny requests. Anyway, I sincerely hope you’ll enjoy this!!!!!! I'm not sure this is what you wanted 🥹🥹

Trying to win over their crushes with Kyoraku Shunsui, Zaraki Kenpachi

Tags: flirting, just a lot of fluff

Kyoraku Shunsui

Shunsui knows how to play his cards, given his years of experience. However, he's not at the age of "playing around" anymore, he wants you so he'll be serious about it. No tricks, maybe only tiny tricks

His plan consists of a few steps which he doesn't necessarily follow faithfully, but they're rather a base for him to work around.

Every time he notices your presence, he’ll come right at you, striking a brand new conversation. He’ll often ask you about yourself, needing to know more about you, and the more you tell him, the more he is drawn to you.

He’ll often invite you to drink with him, sometimes with others along, but other times being just the two of you. Those times are amazing because god, his humor and dramatic demeanor are increased.

Booze also tends to make him so much softer than usual, and he doesn't mind it. He feels good like that around you, as long as it doesn't provoke any discomfort.

He’s very careful with you, noticing whenever something is troubling you. This makes him a little too insistent to know what’s wrong to help you, but when you make it clear he’s pushing it, he understands and allows you to cool. After all, he may like you to the moon and back, and you don't owe him any explanations, but the way he genuinely apologizes for his mistake warms you.

He simply does so many tiny gestures which mean a lot to you, but they’re all out of genuineness. He wants to subtly point out what he's willing to do for you.

When he notices you’re much warmer to him, he believes it’s the right time to unleash everything he’s been meaning to do to you. Also, make stupid tiny teases that cause you to blush, but he'll act all innocent and unaware of the effect of his words.

One evening, there he is, at your door. He came to invite you to a nice walk down the river, and as you two are on your way, there’s a tiny field of flowers. He stops to admire them, but his quietness worries you a little. You don’t even get to ask what’s going on when he lifts himself, holding a flower.

“Look at its beauty.” He exclaims, gently holding it between his fingers. But right when you mean to agree with him, he places it behind your ear. You watch him with widened eyes, wholly stunned by his move. There’s a soft pink hue over your cheeks but that’s fine, you don’t have to say anything, you’re good like that.

he takes notice of you slowly changing your behavior around him, and it makes him make more subtle moves on you

But the finishing move is when you're waiting for him to join you in drinking, and a creepy dude won't leave your table alone.

you suddenly notice the shadowy figure of Shunsui, towering over the unknown man. He doesn’t do anything, just glares intently with partly wide-opened eyes. It's the hint of displeasure in them that leaves you with a lack of words.

“What’s so hard to understand when a fair lady tells you to beat it.” The rough tone in his voice sends shivers down your spine but brings a sense of safety.

that moment will mark you forever because now you can't stop thinking about him for days, and at some point, you do realize you're in deep shit. You like him, A LOT

you think about confessing your love, and once you're brave enough and invite him to join you on a midnight walk, you don't even have to tell him you like him. He reads it all over your face, your emotions, your fiddling fingers.

it's the green light for him to ask you to be his beloved

Zaraki Kenpachi

Kenpachi doesn't really bother to think of ways to win you over. He just does what he feels.

This includes him asking you to train often times which is a little random for you but you don't question it

other times, you might find yourself alone with him and despite his intimidating presence, he strikes up a conversation that's actually enjoyable. It takes you by surprise just how considerate and warm he can be

he is considerably nice to you? Not like, super visibly nice but you can tell by the tone of his voice and the way he speaks to you that he treats you differently

he doesn't scream at you and is weirdly patient? but you're so used to people being impatient with you that you question how much it'll take for him to burst.

yet when you address this thought, he straight up tells you he has no reason to do that and it just, makes you feel all warm and fuzzy whenever you see him

he's not flirtatious in a romantic way but will do gestures like holding you in his arms when you're hurt or in pain, carrying your stuff around for you, pat your head when you do something good which happens oftentimes.

These play an important role in making you fall for him because physical touch is a huge thing for you. It creates a bond between you and him and you can't imagine not having him around

during battles, even after sustaining the tiniest injury, he'll just appear out of thin air, protecting you at all costs, and oh boy the feeling of security he gives you. Add the sight of ripped-off clothes too and you might find yourself in an odd situation

right when you think you're over your sudden thoughts of him, you find yourself being listened to by him while you vent some problems you're going through.

he's actually a good listener

and even discusses your doubtful thoughts and offers advice which is a little helpful.

if you ask him to have some tea with you, he'll say yes because honestly, he just wants to do things with you and doesn't really care for what you wish to do

this doesn't mean he'll act cold or disinterested, no no, not at all

he may or may not bring you things you remind him of and will use that explanation to "why did you bring me this?"

that reason is enough for you to blush and he's quick to notice

starting from there, he'll make teasing remarks which you consider jokes but the more he makes them, the more they sound genuine

"he can't be for real, right??? pheww"

however, you kind of lose yourself in his taunting game and accidentally reply with a thought you've been having for several nights about him

the realization causes you to feel embarrassed and turn your head in the opposite direction so you don't have to watch his face, but instead, you can't see the wide grin holding all over his face

"say that again." the way he urges you makes your stomach clench but you can't quit anymore. you like him, and you're going to let him know that

tiny note: If you got this far, I hope this isn't far too overboard compared to the result you desire. Though, I did have a lot of fun making this

#bleach kenpachi #kenpachi zaraki #shunsui x reader #bleach #kyouraku shunsui #shunsui x y/n #shunsui x you #shunsui bleach #shunsui kyoraku #fluff #kenpachi x reader #kenpachi x y/n #bleach imagine #headcanon #i may have done this really early but the grip shunsui has on me pushed me to..

[cosmo-watches-movies]

Heartlands (2002)

Summary: A Road Movie about kind hearted Colin (Michael Sheen), who has his world turned upside down when his wife Sandra (Jane Robbins) runs away with a policeman. He sets out on his moped and starts the journey through the country to bring her back home.

No spoilers watch the movie This movie feels like a warm hug, a cozy blanket and hot cocoa on a crisp autumn day. It’s a delight. I’ll do things a bit different this time, I won’t go in too deep because I want as many people as possible to just experience this film. Because that is what it is, a experience. It has some very beautiful shots, great humor and very charming characters. And it takes it’s time when it needs to. One might say it’s a bit artsy but I like it for just that.

Okay maybe some spoilers there are a few things I’d like to talk about

Colin is THE Cinnamonroll, he doesn’t deserve any of Sandras bs, but it does provide the incentive for the journey of his life so it’s fine in the end.

I love how when Sandra tells Colins friends, that she will leave him for the Police Captain (JIm Carter), they are just as irritated as I am while watching. The worst part is, that the Captain proceeds to throw Colin off the Darts Team (they are set to compete in a turnament the following weekend) and with that he robs our poor guy of the two things he loves the most at the same time. WTF I’m mad, what an asshole do you have to be? And Sandra just tags along? What did Colin ever do to you? Poor man is sitting in his shop balling his eyes out, they just robbed him of everything that was important to him.

A good friend of Colin convinces him to follow the darts team to Blackpool to win Sandra back, and although at this point I would personally think "fuck her actually", he didn’t even have the chance to talk to her about this, so fair enough. What else should he do now, sit in his store and mope? This is the better option.

Enter beautiful shots of the english country and small towns coupled with folk music, I’ve never felt this comfy in my life. I can’t even imagine how this movie hits if you actually grew up in the UK.

This movie is beautiful

Colin's first overnight stop is at some kind of cottage Inn in the middle of nowhere. There he meets a lovely couple, who are the first people so far who treat him nicely. Or rather like a normal human being. Up to this point I noticed two things: First: Colin is framed by the movie like he is still a bit of a child inside. He’s not immature I think, but a bit naive, very quiet and a bit socially inept, like he hasn’t quite arrived in the real world yet. Second: Other characters in the film notice this and some tend to treat him a bit lesser because of that. Doesn’t hit close to home at all, noooo… Buuut our boy Colin doesn’t really care about that, he just does his thing and is his most sincere self, even if he’s still on the way to finding out who he really is and what he wants from his life. I love that for him.

Anyway the guy (from that couple) gives Colin a haircut and a new shirt so now he looks like a whole different person. (This visibly kicks his character developement journey off and I love that visual language, plus the haircut really suits him, dude did a really good job)

Cue a shot of Colin being sad, listening to a folk band playing in the Inn and my heart is melting this is movie is so precious.

I don't want to spoil what happens in one of the following scenes, my thoughts are confirmed, Colin is a kid and I love him for that.

Colin, I’d like you to please stop doing and saying things that make me go: “Ha, I do that!” Thank you very much.

I won’t go into much more detail from this point on I will just say he eventually gets to Blackpool, talks to Sandra and makes the best decision of his life. He really learned a lot about himself in those few days. The ending fills my heart with butterflies everytime.

A pure, lovely, gentle and genuine performance by Michael. I don’t know how, but his acting in this feels like a hug from a very good friend. It’s so warm and sincere. Of all the films and shows I’ve written about until now, this one is by far my favourite. This is the kind of movie you turn to when you're having a hard time and want to work through it.

If you can, watch it in autumn. With a nice cuddly blanket, a person you love and a nice tea or hot cocoa. But however you do it, if there is one film from my blog you should watch, it's this one!

PS: If you should ever have the chance to meet Michael Sheen in person, please tell him a random guy called Cosmo on the internet loved this movie very much and would like to thank him for this extraordinary genuine and heartfelt performance. This film will stay with me for a long time <3

#His hair is actually part of the plot how genius is that! #I want to make a road trip through the english country now #Heartlands #Filmography #michael sheen #I know there is a queer reading of this movie if you're willing to interpret it that way. Like Storytelling wise #Stuff like doing everything society expects from you (partner- house -stable job) but still not being very happy in your life #Very subtle tho #Setting out to find yourself in a litteral journey meeting lots of different people who teach you things about life away from the norm. #Finding who you really are and what you really want #What I mean is that this film tells a stroy that parallels queer narratives very closely #Idk other people might be better at exploring that topic that's just a thought I had after watching this three times

[nonbigalmari]

[The following is a transcript of a dream had by me (Mari Diaz) on Tuesday, February 20th at 1:30 AM written in third person.]

[Mari’s eyes open just after they feel a cool breeze move past, they look around cautiously at the very unfamiliar surroundings. They appear to be standing dead center on some train tracks, not a soul in sight. There is some fog, and it looks to be midnight. They jump as a cold hand is placed on their shoulder.]

??: Boo.

[Mari screams before falling to the ground, a loud thud as they instantly grab their head having hit the edge of the tracks.]

Ma: OW. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!

??: Hm? Do you not like the setting? I thought it was pretty peaceful.

Ma: I like the setting. It's nice. Better than the bloody pizzaria. I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU JUMPSCARED ME!

??: You’ll survive. Do you need a hand?

Ma: Please?

[E reaches his hand out, pulling Mari to their feet.]

??: Walk with me, I have something I’ve been wanting to talk to you about.

Ma: If this is about my job, I don't wanna hear about the rabbit.

??: Oh, trust me. I’ve already given up on that. You’re more stubborn than I was.

Ma: Is that an insult or?

??: Your choice.

Ma: Fair enough, anyway what's up?… y'know, I'd like to get sleep without being spooked by ghosts.

[The man waves Mari along, and starts walking down the tracks.]

??: Mari, you’re an idiot.

Ma: How so? Also you're in my head. So like… Kinda pointless to call me an idiot when you're asking me to talk with you and stuff.

??: “How so?” Are you kidding? You almost got shot the other day, had I not stepped in, you would’ve been joining me in whatever situation I’ve gotten myself caught in.

Ma: Unlikely. I don't… Really have any reason to stay post death so… Anyway, what's your point?

??: [Muttered.] You’d be surprised. [Regular volume.] I have a proposition.

Ma: Ok..?

??: I think that it would be beneficial for both of us if we made an agreement. I can possess you whenever, and… you can ask me anything, and I will answer truthfully.

Ma: Doesn't that seem kinda… I dunno. Unfair? What's stopping you from just living in my body?

??: You really think that low of me? For shame. This agreement is better on your end, anyway.

Ma: Clarify how me getting possessed whenever in return for info is better for me?

??: Think of it like this, I can prevent you from getting killed, and you get information. That’s two advantages!

Ma: But also. There's nothing stopping you from just… lying to me in order to get a human body. We were literally at each other's throats a few days ago. Also, you do kinda tend to be an ass to me, alot.

??: I’m a man of my word, and that’s just how I am. You don’t have to return fire, and yet.

Ma: I want three terms to be met if we're doing this. Because I doubt I can really say no.

??: Of course.

Ma: One, no getting involved in shit that will lead to injury or death.

??: That’s fair, yes. I will try my absolute hardest.

Ma: Two, no harming my friends, if I need to make a list of people I consider friend I will.

??: Does that list include Ness?

Ma: … No harming people I consider a friend AND Ness, I get too many calls from Sarah already.

??: Consider it done.

[E hops onto one of the metal pieces of the track, and stays balanced as the two continue to walk.]

Ma: And three, no bullshit that will change my life drastically. No spending all my money, or selling my house, or getting me fired. Shit like that?

??: I wouldn’t dare to dream of it.

Ma: It is so hard to tell if you’re genuine or not.

??: [Turning his head to make eye contact, smiling.] Do I look like a liar?

Ma: Depends. Some liars wear smiles dude.

[He turns away and throws his head back, laughing. The usually hidden small holes in his cheeks show off his teeth. They look… sharper than they should be. Mari blinks, and they lose their points. It’s as if they were never like that to begin with.]

Ma: What are you laughing about?

??: Don’t worry about it, you wouldn’t get it anyway. Now… are there any other things you need to add?

Ma: One thing. Less of a term, more of a request.

??: I’m listening.

Ma: You know how to fight? like properly.

??: [A scoff.] Of course I do, I didn’t knock those two men out with the power of friendship.

Ma: Teach me how to fight. Just in case… Please?

??: Well! If you’re sure, then consider it done.

Ma: Why did you say it like that?

??: What do you mean?

Ma: “Well! if you're sure.” What do you mean if I'm sure?

??: I’m not too good at teaching, is all.

Ma: Well, you're probably better than my high school gym teacher. Motherfucker had me work through dissociating my arm.

??: The bar is set very low, it seems.

Ma: Yeah. Anyway… Any terms for me? Seems only fair I guess.

??: Any extremely personal questions are off the table.

Ma: Clarify extremely personal?

??: Past relationships and my death are good starting points.

Ma: Ok, you got it. Anything else?

??: I don’t think so.

Ma: Ok… Oh wait. Can I… Make this a transcript? for tumblr?

[E looks hesitant to agree, but sighs, and nods.]

??: Yes, you can. Jenny already knows. And nobody really checks anyway.

Ma: Plus. The anons will probably only make fun of me for doing this. If they try saying shit about you… I dunno. I'll cuss them out. I'm good at that.

??: That’s very unneeded. So, that’s all? We can finalize the agreement?

Ma: Fine, I was enjoying my sleep.

[The ghost stops, and pivots to face Mari, holding his hand out.]

Ma: Huh?

??: Have you never shaken someone's hand before?

Ma: Never shaken a ghost's hand before.

??: It’s no different than a living person.

Ma: Besides the whole. Ghost thing. Besides, isn't this what demon's do in like… Everything when they take someone's soul?

??: It’s also what businessmen do to finalize deals. It’s not demons only.

[E moves his hand forward slightly more.]

Ma: So. If I shake your hand we have a deal? And if I don't?

??: Then we’ll have wasted time talking about a deal you never meant to agree to.

Ma: Fine… [Muttering.] God… Hina is probably rolling in her fucking grave watching me do this dumbshit.

[As Mari grabs his hand, the wind that was just a gentle breeze a moment before picks up speed, E’s grip on Mari’s hand tightens. His grin widens, and his teeth become sharp once again. The wind swirls around the two as the fog creeps in, whipping Mari’s hair around violently and obscuring the surrounding trees. Their eyes sting with tears from the whirlwind, blurring their vision. But through the fuzziness, they can barely make out E. He doesn’t look quite as human as he did a moment before.]

??: [Over the noise.] I promise that you won’t regret this!

[Everything comes to a halt, the wind stops, the fog creeps back, and E appears… as human as a ghost can appear once more. He takes a step back.]

Ma: … Welp… No turning back now… I just hope Jenny forgives me if they see this.

??: I’m sure she will. Now… there isn’t any turning back, but I’d do some turning left, if I were you.

Ma: Motherfucker what do you mean?

[E glances to Mari’s left as the tracks become illuminated by an oncoming train. He does a small wave to Mari as the train is mere seconds away from hitting them. Mari feels the front of the train touch their leg, before they sit up in bed abruptly.]

Ma: [Sitting in bed, scared.] E I SWEAR TO FUCK!

[End transcript.]

#fnaf ask blog #fnaf vr ask blog #fnaf vr au #original story #ask blog #transcript

[startledstoat]

i’m literally just pointing out that people in the fandom have noticed that the apparent standard in their fanart is hourglass figure, 0% body fat, massive thigh gap lol. i am obviously not hating on those bodies (that is literally what i look like!!!), just wondering why none of their characters have any sort of meat on their bones, especially regulus who canonically looks to be at least mid-sized

with what you said about remus - i agree! my favourite fics are the ones that delve into his body image and eating disorder as a result of his lycanthropy. with regulus, i don’t like it as much, mainly because people (cough cough jegulus writers) use it as a way to be like “well yes he was a massive racist prejudiced death eater voldemort fanatic but he had an eating disorder :((((( so it isn’t his fault he needs jamie to come save his wittle self :((((“

anyways thank you for your nuanced response i do appreciate actually debating with people on here instead of people just going “SKINNYPHOBIC AND MEAN LMFAO” which is like. yes maybe i am mean but skinnyphobic?? 😭

Love that you responded nicely!

When I think of Reg with those HCs I think of the EDs going along with the trans Reg idea, stemming from his body dysphoria and also having to do with him being raised with the pressure of being an upper-class pureblood "girl" who was expected to be the picture of flawless beauty, which would've been a very toxic beauty standard for someone in that position during that time (flat stomach, thigh gap, hourglass waist, full hips and chest). This is definitely not a HC that works for everyone, expecially those who don't HC Regulus to have been abused in his childhood or don't HC him to be trans.

The addiction is a separate HC and I'm not saying your take on it is wrong but my thoughts on it are a bit different. It's more what I think would have come around the same time he started realizing that he was on the very wrong side of the war and wanted out but couldn't see a way that he realistically could get out bc Voldemort isn't a dude you just go up to like "yeah man listen we had a good run but now I'm realizing that this is so much more fucked up than I thought and now I don't wanna be part of it anymore". (I like to think that he didn't betray Voldemort just because of what happened to Kreacher, but more like his doubts and fears were building up for a while and Kreacher being tortured was just the last straw)This guilt and self loathing that would likely have ensued would have been a very slippery slope, especially when paired with the pressure of being the new heir following Sirius being disowned and their father dying as well as the trauma from his potentially abusive childhood, I think he could have turned to things like calming draughts and dreamless sleep to initially calm his nerves and moods, but then fell in too deep. And it's fine that you don't like that as much! As long as you're being respectful to the people that do, because it's not a HC that's harmful to any real life people.

His redemption arc, both the canon and the fanon parts, definitely don't just erase the fact that he was a death eater that likely tortured and killed people, but the fact that he tried to do the right thing in the end does count for something. Not to mention that he was literally a teenager that was raised in that environment and was taught nothing else until age 11 when he went to hogwarts. 11 years of one type of propoganda being taught to him, during his developmental years no less, doesn't just go away. Yeah he was 18, and as a 19 year old myself I can say that he was both old enough to have learned right from wrong as he went through school, but still young enough that it's perfectly normal for him to have been terrified of turning his back on the family he knew and outright defying a genuinely horrifying maniac that killed people for fun. 18 is still a child in so many ways even if it's also an adult in some other ways.

It's unrealistic to think that Sirius and Andromeda didn't struggle themselves with nature vs nurture when they first started being taught other things in hogwarts and started hanging around other people, even if we wanna say that they were morally perfect right from the beginning and didn't have any internalized prejudices to work through.

I got off track lmao but anyway

I've actually noticed that more artists now draw plus sized characters than there used to be, and maybe that's still not a lot, but it's not a change that's going to happen overnight. It's like the difference between white james in older fanarts and indian james in newer ones. HCs come and go, and I do really hope more people get on the plus sized characters idea because I think it's great, but even people who do share that idea are still going to have different ideas of which characters it fits based on their own HCs.

The most important thing is that characters who are plus sized in canon stay that way in fanon. Characters who were never given a specified body type in canon (or maybe were specified to be skinny but not given a real reason to be skinny) are fair game for however people want to think of them.

[hekate1308]

Present Blessings, A Drowley Advent Calendar, December 2

Masterpost

Read it on AO3

Suddenly, he could move again, but he was – and there, he had to give his visitor credit, this had not happened before – too confused to actually press the panic button. “What?” he demanded.

“Dean. Angel. Everything clear now?”

No, and more than that, he had the feeling the man actually knew and was rather enjoying the fact.

Which at least made him feel more in control because it was exactly the sort of thing Crowley himself would have relished.

“Alright. So you’re an angel. Is there a reason you have chosen to grace my humble office?”

“I’ll ignore the sarcasm for now” he said, striding over and sitting down in front of Crowley’s desk without having been asked to do so or seeking permission. A power play, of course – Crowley himself had done so many times over.

“The point is, it’s time to earn my wings, and I’ll only do that if you successfully become a better person, so…”

“I see several problems with that, the first being that I have absolutely no intentions of becoming a better person, as you put it” Crowley replied, playing along for now.

So there was a mentally disturbed individual who claimed to be an angel on some sort of mission in his office. While it was rather unusual, it certainly wasn’t the strangest thing that had ever happened to him.

“Don’t be like that. For example, what was that fight with your son about?”

And he had officially managed to anger him. They might not be close, but Gavin was his child, and Crowley was ready to defend him until the end. “None of your concern.”

He raised his hands. “Didn’t mean to push your buttons… well not immediately, anyway. But point is, wouldn’t it be nice if you could get along?”

“We do, most of the time… when he doesn’t question every single one of my life choices.”

“Ever thought he might have a point?”

Crowley just raised an eyebrow.

Dean sighed. “Look man, can we just get on wit it? I’d really like my wings…”

“I fail to see how this is any of my concern” he said smoothly because it was true. Even if there was any possibility that Crowley was responsible for an angel getting his wings, it would not be his fault if said angel failed.

“Okay, let’ss try and see this from a different angle” Dean decided. “What if you were nicer to your fellow men? You might even find a few friends… would that be so bad?”

“I have done well without them so far.”

Dean shook his head. “Humans should have friends.”

He was genuinely convinced he was an angel, Crowley realized – a member of a different species. Well, if it made him happy… at least he could humor him until he could get help.

Although now, he was curious. And he still had to figure out how the man had managed to get inside his office.

Let him try and humor him, if only for a moment. “And why are you an expert on humans, anyway?”

“Oh I’ve been watching your for millennia” he said matter-of-factly. “Between us, I am still upset about the Tower of Babel. They were doing so well, and I know I shouldn’t say this, but I think God overreacted a bit on that one.”

“Which you know because you talk to God on a regular basis, being an angel, I imagine” he replied.

Now the man – Dean – looked uncomfortable. “I – “

“What? Are you telling me that God is an absent father?”

He seemed to have hot the nail on the head, for he started twitching around on his seat. “Look, we know God’s plan, and we try our best to follow it.”

“Without ever seeing or speaking to God for – how long now?” If there was one thing Crowley knew well, it was dealing with bad parental figures. Or very absent ones.

Admittedly he was one of those himself, but that hadn’t stopped Gavin from being successful-

“We are not talking about me” he said stubbornly. “This is about you.”

“Yes. You made your offer, and I am really not interested, so feel free to leave any time.”

He frowned. “Dude, I can’t.”

“Since you seem to just have… appeared, U fail to see –“

“No, no, I have to stay until my assignment is done or” he hesitated “Until my assignment is done. I can’t just leave.”

“So what do you expect me to do?” he asked, contemplating reaching for the panic button again.

“Not that, for one thing” he said brightly “But I’ve thought about it, and I have an idea.”

“What do you propose, then?”

Dean grinned once more, apparently convinced they were in agreement.

“Well let’s just say I have seen enough to know that there’s a position open in your company…”

#my writings #spn #drowley #dean winchester #crowley #advent calendar

[semi-imaginary-place]

the diofield chronicle ch 7

how did empire forces get so far into diofield. their ships only ever landed on the south and east costs but somehow there's encampments all over diofield? weird.

yeah fredret is like cracking under the weight of his own expectations, he's much harsher, desperate? fevered? now. and andrias is also acting odd, frustrated? resigned? an odd meeting over all defeating the remnants.

yeah they both seem more hostile towards each other and i dont know why. really what has gotten into them, why has fredret abandoned strategy

yeah rigyare strand was bait. persona bait too.

the noble who raised andrias was important! still dont know who. when andrias says fred is the same person it sounds like he's repeating a line.

so they did plan to kill them all anyways treaty or no treaty. good to know that is a story about grey vs grey there's at least one black. where's andrias in this final battle.

wow its taken me to long to realize that zevatian is coverart dude. yeah I got spoiled on that ending bit. nice bit of foreshadowing earlier about andrias valuing only power. did he choose the empire because they were stronger?

A one of my bigger complaints is that the game lacked a few lines about fred's change after assuming the throne. I would have liked that to have been fleshed out a bit more, like is it the pressure and power of the position getting to him?

andrias changes are easier to follow the logic of as his big plans entered their endgame and crunch time is on. Though I do wonder how necessary it all was. There must have been plenty of ways to draw out zevatian and if he didn't think fred worthy there was no reason to set him up as king (i think this was mainly to put himself in a better position). im assuming the empire planted him originally for levantia's assassination, i wonder if he kept receiving orders after that. Would they really just let go a highly trained agent to go live in the countryside instead of repositioning him back into court? oh an option could be andrias was genuinely on alletain's side up until fredret became king at which point he became disillusioned with him and alletain in general.

Over all this game is decent but not great (cant speak about gameplay since i only played the tutorial map and it didn't jive with me). I found the plot to be interesting but i like political dramas. rather than have some 16 playable characters I think with its limited development resources they should have focused on fewer characters that were more fleshed out. gameplay wise it seemed a little redundant too since you can only deploy 4(8) at a time, a large chunk just wont be used. i find it interesting that in this game everyone gets along less the further into the game you get. not that many games go this path (rdr2 off the top of my head).

i don't know what happens to iscarion so im gonna choose to live in the reality where he's alright and off being robin hood or something.

oh also i wish they had used the 3 modeling artists that made tales of arise, that style of character model would have better fit the character illustrations.

its weird how few people have played this game its not a masterpiece but its not a bad game (well not that i played it either really jsut watched ~10 different playthroughs to get all the dialogue)

#the diofield chronicle

[rinphoria]

for the cute event!! there’s only one bed with inarizaki 💌

the wheel chose…

only one bed + osamu!

it wasn’t a common occurrence for atsumu’s petulant pestering to turn to legitimate pleas, so when he asked for you and his twin to attend one of his upcoming away games, you had a hard time turning him down. it was a really important match that he promised would be worth watching from the crowd. his request seemed like a genuine one, so of course you and osamu agreed to go.

thinking that neither of you would want to drive home after the night of partying the blonde would surely subject you to after their win (because he also promised that the jackals would achieve victory), osamu booked a hotel room in advance. it’ll be cheaper if we split the cost of one room instead of us each getting our own, he convinced you. you couldn’t find any flaws in his logic, so of course you went along with it.

and thank god you did, because when atsumu finally let you retire for the night, the only thing you could think about was going to bed. the drive to the hotel was a short one and check-in was a painless process. in no time, you were swiping your key card to enter your room.

“dude, did you click for a single instead of a double on the website?” you asked, surveying the one large bed against the wall. osamu followed you through the doorway, dropping his bag on the floor. peering over your shoulder, he bit the inside of his cheek at his mistake.

“shit.” he breathed out, realizing the dilemma. “i can go downstairs and see if they have any other rooms available.”

“don’t bother. we settled on one to cut down the cost, right? we’ll make it work.”

osamu was nice enough to let you have the bathroom first, insisting that he was fine to shower after you. so you quickly carried out your nightly routine so osamu could get to his. by the time he was finished and the door swung open, you were already curled up beneath the blanket on one half of the bed.

“i’ll take the floor,” osamu spoke, grabbing a pillow from the other side.

“no way, this bed is big enough for the both of us and i don’t bite.” you reached behind you to pat the empty space on the mattress beside you. “so get comfortable.”

“you’re really okay with sharing?” he asked.

“yeah. i just hope you don’t snore,” you voiced through a yawn.

osamu rolled his eyes at your smart remark, climbing into the bed anyway. you could feel the mattress dip down with his weight. having another body beside you was unfamiliar but oddly comforting. the click of the lamp enveloped the room in darkness and was the last factor needed for your drowsiness to overtake you.

despite the fatigue of the day catching up with him, osamu's eyes stayed trained on the ceiling, sleep evading him. even with your back turned to him, he couldn’t help but feel nervous. it wasn’t that he hadn’t been this close to you before, but sleeping together felt like a whole new level of intimacy the two of you never touched in your years of friendship. it felt like something beyond your friendship.

he was actually thankful that you knocked out so soon. if you were awake long enough to tease him about the situation, his façade surely would have become transparent. you’d be able to tell that part of him thought of you as more than a friend. of course he planned on coming clean eventually, but he wanted it to be more meaningful than blurting it out in embarrassment. maybe tonight would be the push he needed to confess. but for now, his only concern was trying to relax enough to get some shut-eye.

“good night,” he whispered into the air.

han’s mystery match event is closed!

#milestone.celebration #miya osamu #miya osamu x reader #osamu x reader #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader #osamu fluff #haikyuu fluff #osamu imagine #haikyuu imagines #osamu scenarios #haikyuu scenarios #osamu drabble #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu #anime

[apompkwrites]

reader impact || first meetings: unreconciled stars

series masterlist characters: scaramouche, fischl, mona genre: fluff summary: a game has been released entitled genshin impact, consisting of otherworldly abilities relying on the basic elements of nature. the game follows the story of an interdimensional traveling twin in search of their other half. along this journey, they meet different characters that live in this world. including you. notes: i'm sorry fischl and mona's aren't that good :(( this is actually my first time writing for them but i hope you enjoy <33

scaramouche's playthrough -

oof scara

scara scara scara

this boy hates his chat and at this point they don't care.

it's not like he'll badmouth them, right?

think ludwig.

that's him.

he's a very angy boy please--

as for what he does?

much like childe he'd do a lot of pvp games.

he's not too keen on showing off his personal life.

he prefers that boundary between his viewers and himself, y'know?

he honestly doesn't even understand why his viewers like him.

he knows he's a mean person and yet here they are :/

he doesn't take requests from his viewers he just kinda plays whatever he wants.

imagine his viewers' surprise when they see him streaming genshin--

they asked why a lot.

"it seemed cool."

this man just wants to play some good ol' anime games.

his chat calls him soft and he just glares.

anyway now he's actually playing.

he's not really into mondstadt's characters they're all... okay to him.

he feels a bit better in liyue.

not because it's pretty oh no no no.

because look at all the enemies outside >:))

he'll clear the whole field don't test him.

anyway, now onto the unreconciled stars event :00

this man really doesn't like katheryne--

anyway at this point he's tasked with find fritz, which he doesn't really want to do.

he sees the dude on the ground but that's only after he sees someone standing next to him.

and then he sees someone standing next to him :0

"is the guy on the floor sleeping?"

"i believe so. i've tried everything, but he won't wake up."

he will pause to look at your outfit.

it's so complex but it's so cool!!!

his chat suspects something's up but... he'll just snap at them like he normally does.

but he'll silently admire you <3

also yOU'RE T I N Y ! !

and then paimon points out your clothes and the cameras pans up your body--

"heh... and by "this person over here," you mean me, right?"

he will choose the "those unique clothes are quite beautiful" option in a heartbeat.

he doesn't care that his chat is teasing him, he just wants you to know :))

he's kinda sad when you leave, though...

"please come back soon..."

his CHAT HAS NEVER SEEN HIM SO SOFT BEFORE

skip to a few events later when the constellation is revealed to be leonard's.

the sudden cutscene catches him off guard because he's prepared to fight someone.

"hi! sounds interesting... mind if i join you?"

he won't say anything but he will physically relax at the sight of you.

you make this man soft please--

he's lowkey angry when his character is teleported away from you :(

(name): the sixth of the eleven fatui harbingers

HYPEHYPEHYPE

YOU'RE SO COOL!

of course he doesn't say that but his chat can tell that's what he's thinking.

this man's eyes go wide when you order the fatui around.

please help he really likes you. you're so assertive and cute and cool and just AGH--

fischl's playthrough -

fischl can and will do cosplay streams.

her fans like to watch her because of the "character" she puts up for the camera.

honestly she just does this because she genuinely enjoys cosplaying and bringing characters to life.

oz is the nickname for her pet bird :))

she definitely gets a lot of trolls in her chat that make fun of her for her cosplays and "dumb" way of speaking.

in which case she'll just yell at them using her "dumb" way of speaking.

she really does care about how people see her but her chat comforts her a lot after, so she feels better after a few minutes :))

the games she plays are very fantasy based and take place in worlds that don't exist.

once she gets into a game, she'd pick her favorite character and cosplay as them everytime she streams that game.

sometimes she does sewing streams where she actually makes her own cosplay with her fans.

they like to make it with her if they have the materials :D

genshin impact was a game her fans recommended because they actually want to see fischl cosplay the characters.

they will beg her to do the cosplay creation on stream.

(they defintitely know who she'll choose to cosplay but it's fine)

when she reaches the unreconciled stars event, she's really excited to learn about the fated meteorite granting sleep upon touch.

she's ready to go around teyvat in search of an answer when...

"katheryne! vassal of the immernachtreich, do mine ears deceive me, or didst thou cry out mine holy name in earnest supplication not one moment ago?"

some of her chat is obviously confused by your speech but her long time viewers can understand some of it.

oz, who fischl had brought with her to play, seems excited to see your familiar flying to you :)

fischl is just as excited as he is!!

please you speak just like her and you're voice is so nice and it actually sounds like the developers put thought into what the speech would mean in "proper speech."

"a pleasure to meet you again, katheryne."

YOU'RE FAMILIAR IS JUST AS COOL AS YOU ARE!!

some of her viewers will beg for her to skip through your dialogue.

when she sees those comments, she will purposefully let your dialogue play out, proceed to read out that same dialogue, and respond to you as if she was actually talking to you.

not just to spite them but because it's also a lot of fun for her <3

"it would seem the gods have blessed us with meeting such a well-respected being!"

translation: she's really excited to have met you.

as soon as you spoke she decided she would cosplay as you.

she's already planning out all of the materials she'll need and how much time it would take.

if your familiar is a bird, you best bet oz will be in her photo shoots for your cosplay.

most of the time you're on screen, she'll talk to her viewers about you in her classic chuunibyou style <333

she's really sad when it's time for you to leave :(((

"... goodbye, fischl. you are a good listener. i enjoy chatting with you. to be honest, most of the other adventurers in the guild only ever talk to me when they wanna hear (familiar)'s reconnaissance reports... this little journey we had... it was a great adventure. i'm just sorry that is has to end so abruptly..."

she might cry wait--

she relates to you even more now :(

"ah! what am i doing? i totally broke form..."

you're too cute pleas--

mona's playthrough -

mona does a lot of nightly streams.

it's very rare for you to catch her streaming with daylight.

she likes to share things about astrology while sitting outside drinking something warm.

she'll do a lot of nightly gaming streams as well.

mainly calmer games that people can vibe to in the background.

she prefers to keep her streams lowkey and chill, much like the life she wants to lead.

if only she had the money to do so...

yes, mona is still struggling with money even as a streamer.

she greatly appreciates any donations her fans give to her because she practically relies on them to pay her rent and daily necessities.

of course, it's not like she's completely struggling, just enough to barely get her by.

anyway, her fans ask her about playing genshin impact, inticing her with their talk about the stars and night sky in the game.

she's the type of player to take her time in the environment and take a lot of pictures of her character at night.

she's actually really excited when she hears about this new event centering around the stars and sky :D

soon enough, she gets around to the part where she is need of an astrologist.

she's HYPED to hear there's an astrologist in the game.

"someone looking for me? who is it?"

she will squeal, please.

look at you!!!

your whole design has stars and is space-themed and you're so cute and you're voice is so soothing ! ! !

she really likes listening to you talk about astrology because your voice gets even softer than before.

that scene where you go to the cliff??

please she has that scene as her lockscreen <3

you just look so cool when you start to do your process.

you're so focused and the way they animate your process in the game is beautiful.

and then the fatui harbinger interrupts one of your meetings :00

you grab onto mona's character and teleport away in a cloud of stars and specks of your elemental vision.

she's kinda embarrassed when you scold her about getting involved with the harbinger--

but not only are you really cool and awesome, you're super strong, too!

please be sassy more she really likes how proud you sound :))

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact scenarios #genshin impact fluff #genshin impact fischl #genshin impact fischl x reader #genshin fischl #genshin fischl x reader #fischl x reader #genshin impact mona #genshin impact mona x reader #genshin mona #genshin mona x reader #mona x reader #genshin impact scaramouche #genshin impact scaramouche x reader #genshin scaramouche #genshin scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x reader #reader impact

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: SCP 1678 (Unlondon) x Reader (REQUESTED)

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Requested by: @lilithisfurry

Ok, so I've done it!!! 😃

Before any of you say a thing, I know that there are 2 humanoid 1678s which are 1678-A (Bobbies/Policeman) and 1678-C (Wretch) and an avian type one (1678-B)

The one I'll be using is 1678-A (Policeman) because it takes too much time to write 3 versions of this SCP (But I might consider writing the other 2, but it's highly unlikely)

First Encounter

When you first met this humanoid, you were sent into SCP 1678 for some test

The police humanoid emitted a loud whistle as the speakers screamed ‘‘Police! Halt, criminal!’’

A couple of others who were with you attempted to shoot them with their guns but were quickly shown to be resistant

Luckily for them, they managed to plant some explosives which caused damage

The other 1678-As went in and attacked them which wasn't unusual because of their hostile nature

However, for you, one of them managed to capture you and ran

For some reason, it showed some interest towards you and warded off the other SCP 1678-As off from you

They seemed to understand that you were "marked" and left you alone

That particular 1678-A managed to get you out from harm and back to your foundation

The foundation staff did wonder what had happened and you told them everything with proof since you were wearing a bodycam

They've soon noticed that this particular policeman was softer towards you as you bandaged up its broken arm

Your feelings for him

After the incident, you were sent back down into 1678 for further research and you bumped back into the sane 1678-A

You only remembered that it was him because of its gesture and its unusual markings which distinguished him from the others

Somehow, you both were able to communicate with each other

The researchers realised that they seemed to understand human speech, mainly English, however, they seemed to understand other forms of European languages as well

Moreover, this particular Bobby also understood sign language and used it to his advantage to communicate with you, displaying some fondness for you

The researchers were reluctant to let you carry on with this test as they've noticed that you've reciprocated the same gesture

Let's just say that the researchers and the other Bobbies agreed to the fact that it was strange for you and that special policeman to be dating

His Confession

Over time, as you both became closer, he worked up the courage to sign to you that he cares a lot about you

And you've found that rather cute and returned the gesture

Which then made you both a rather unique type of couple

The other 1678-As were concerned and curious about this new relationship and so was the Foundation

The researchers had decided to borrow your newfound partner and took him to his new room (No, you've basically kidnapped him)

Needless to say, the other Bobbies were somewhat furious while others were glad that he's gone since he betrayed them for not killing you

Your new partner was somewhat homesick, so you've decided to paint some victorian style art for his cell

Date

From time to time, you both were shoved back into 1678 which just so happens to be the main place for you both to date

Some of his friends were relieved to see him and some would even offer you a hug

You obviously returned the gesture for being so flattering and because your man could finally get laid (NGL yall still be touch starved to the point you'd even date strange beings and objects)

Dates with this Bobby would be rather interesting

Like, he'd hold hands, but probably wouldn't start it during the beginning of the relationship because he's just shy (Just like everybody else here)

Since his face is all bandaged up, you wouldn't really be having many kisses

But he'll make it up with hugs instead

His fellow friends would probably enjoy bothering the both of you while you're there and would pull pranks on you both

If you both were in the foundation, you'd be chilling in his cell and talking bout your experiences in life (Not like you'd have much to say, get back to studying/work)

The researchers may poke fun of you both but would generally leave you both alone

When he gets jealous

Now, depending on who he's jealous of, he would react differently

If it was another fellow 1678-A, he would be slightly hostile and assert his dominance over the others

However, if it was a member of the foundation or anyone else that's not 1678-A for that matter, he'd be even more aggressive and would probably try and kill them

Unless you manage to stop him then it's fine

This Bobby would be slightly possessive because you're the only other person who genuinely cares about him other than his 1678 friends/family

If he sees you having a friendly chat with another person/SCP, he would wrap an arm around you just so the other person knows you're taken

I think over time he learns some boundaries so even if he is aggressive, he wouldn't just automatically send the dude you're with to hell

Unless that person is a crappy person then good for them

Yandere!1678-A

This yandere right here would literally kidnap you and take you back into 1678

He'd make sure that you would never find a way back into the foundation which does concern the researchers, so they send a group of D-classes and MTFs to find you

If he was feeling nice, he would let you wander around 1678 but he would most likely be next to or near you at all times

If he was having a bad day, he would tie you up in a random building and made sure that nobody can get in or out

Would most likely be even more hostile to everybody else around you

If you haven't behaved, he'd probs use something sharp to inflict pain on you

If you managed to behave, then he loosens the ropes around your arms, legs and neck

Probs would feed you tiny doses of 1678-D but only a bit because he's aware of how that affects the bodies of ordinary humans

Their younger sister

You and the other 1678-As would literally be families at this point or friends with the ones who are lurking away from the main area of 1678

And since you were rather new, you were treated as the younger one (That's also because you're the youngest one)

Would probably protect you from everything

You would be spoilt to death and wouldn't have to hurt a fly

One of the policemen would get you a 1678-B as your personal pet

And it's rather fond of you so it basically follows you around

Would most likely intimidate your dates if you have one

Even more so if they're a human/SCP from the Foundation

If it was another member of 1678 then they're more chill

However, if you were dating 1678-C, they'd be quite reluctant for you to be in a relationship with her but would let you anyways

When their kids say their name for the first time

Would 100% be crying internally and shocked

Like, it happened out of the blue since you both were just relaxing

Word would spread across the whole of 1678 because of this

And not because you both were a unique pairing in the first place

1678-A would try to teach your child some sign language in contrast to you who would teach them to communicate verbally

Most likely try and teach the kid to defend themselves and probably attack others

But you wouldn't let him because they were too young (Just like you lot!!! Shouldn't y'all be studying in primary or high/secondary schools?)

The other 1678s would literally yeet their way to meet the kid just so they can teach your child to say more words

And to swear of course

When his S/O is angry

Oh dear

If the foundation doesn't know any better, they'd just assume that all the Bobbies were the aggressive ones

And oh boy were they wrong

You were the one who needs a chill pill

Basically, some guy tried to hit on you and wouldn't stop

So you just casually gave him a taste in his own medicine

Which were a punch in the face and a kick in the nuts (Kids, don't do this to a guy unless he really deserves it)

He somehow got back up and carried on harassing you

Your man was just strolling around the park until he saw the commotion

He had to literally hold you back and made the guy run for his life

Which was a shocker since it's usually the other way around

And of course, everybody inside 1678 heard about the news and cheered on for you while others just ran since they didn't wanna have the first-hand experience with your anger issue

When someone tries to steal you away

Oh this man right here would gather all his police friends as well as the birds to hunt down whoever stole you away

He would be furious to the core and rightfully so

The foundation was informed of this and they didn't blame this SCP

And that's because the person who stole you was from the Chaos Insurgency

Both GOIs hated each other's guts so the foundation just kinda let 1678-A hunt down the guy

And he did along with the MTFs

But was met with you standing over the guy's dead body

Then everybody realised that your man taught you how to protect yourself

And you did it so perfectly that even 1678 was intimidated af

Nobody wanted to mess with you and your partner was relieved that he taught you self defence

When his pregnant!S/O gets hurt by accident

This particular 1678-A that just so happens to be your partner, is rather shy and introverted

Nad although he does his 'job' well, he would rather just stay away from any contact

Until he met you and you became pregnant

This 1678-A would be slightly more protective but would let you have some space

And because of this, you managed to give yourself a papercut

Which was met with a furious policeman

But was cooled down when you explained your injury to him

He was giving you a huge lecture about your safety and how not to get hurt because you're carrying his baby

Wouldn't leave you alone ever again

Even if that means he would have to sit by the corner at all times

Would send his mates to come over to check on you if he wasn't there

Meeting a dragon hybrid child fem!reader

Definitely would be curious about you since they mostly interact with Foundation staffs

Probably would try to attack you but instead got burnt

1678-A would definitely notice your strange appearance and that you cry lava

Would feel bad so he'd try and comfort you

This then leads to you both being rather attached to each other

This particular 1678-A would have to bribe the others to keep you

The foundation realising this would happen

Probably would let you stay there for research purposes

They would most likely help level up your telekineses

Treats you like their own child and would be extremely protective

Most likely would have a heart attack every time you show kindness towards foundation members instead of attacking them

Every time you're in danger, the ones attacking you would soon realise that they've screwed up

Because the SCPs can hear you cry which would summon a whole bunch of them

When he accidentally kills you

He was basically chilling with you until some MTF members arrived to take some samples for testing

They were attacked by the other 1678-As and retaliated

This chill guy would lead you to safety before attacking the remaining MTFs

You realising what has happened decided to try and help out

You noticed that one of the MTF members were about to shoot your guy and managed to throw the gun out of his hand

1678-A notices and tries to attack the member but instead killed you

The remaining MTF members flee as he mourns your death

He would be even more vengeful and aggressive to the foundation members

Which does scare off the other Bobbies

Stayed in one of the abandoned houses to cry alone

Yandere!1678 - A x Evil!Reader

I'd say aside from his yandere self and the fact that he's only more aggressive to everyone else aside from you and giving you some scars, he's pretty dense and thicc in the brain

Probably wouldn't notice that you were working on them for a project in the GOC

You were able to get away with a lot of things because of your small stature and innocent appearance

Definitely managed to fool this yandere!1678-A because of your appearance

You could be just as vicious when you want to be

Yandere!1678-A soon realises that you were just using him for some experiment and were angered to the point of no return

Would most likely try and hunt you down

But since you've already got enough information about this SCP, you were able to devise a plan to leave

Manages to catch up to you but you were fortunate enough to know enough self-defence tactics to ward him off

You never came back to him and he was depressed for all of eternity

Trying McDonald's Sprite

You were requested to bring some ordinary food to 1678 as a test

And you've decided that you wanted to bring some Sprite with some Apple pie, mozzarella dippers and pancakes (They're my soul food from Mackies ok? Don't judge)

When you arrived in 1678, that one particular policeman who is attached to you for some odd reason was curious about the food

Of course, he would need to take off the bandage on his head to taste the food but not before some bribery from you

He reminisced about the food since he loved eating them before he turned into 1678-A

Sprite, however, was slightly different

He never tried them and was surprised with how good they tasted

Most likely would ask you to get more for him though

Foundation staff would be rather conflicted but allowed you to reward him with Sprite and some food

Only whenever he behaved well though

When his kid swears at him

You should've seen the look on his face (oh the irony)

You both taught your kid verbal and non-verbal communications with some common sentences people would say

But never have either of you taught your kid how to swear

Kinda just happened and 1678-A was about to go into cardiac arrest (Pun intended)

Would hunt down whoever taught them that depending on the severity

Like if the kid was using a ton of swearing in a sentence and was directing it to either of you, 1678-A would kill the guy

You were more of a chill type of parent

But would recommend the kid to stop swearing sine it's rude

Most likely wound ground the kind for a week tbh

When the reader scares him (Child!Reader)

Well, let's just say you managed to make the policeman play hide and seek with you

And you were the one hiding since you secretly knew that you were a professional at it

So you made 1678-A to find you

And although he's pretty good at catching his victims, he couldn't find you (Cuz y'all be so short)

Like he was literally in front of you and he still couldn't see you and you even giggled

So you've decided to jump on him

And oh boy was he about to scream out for help

But luckily he didn't cuz the others would whoop yo ass

Probably wouldn't give you a lecture but would need a while for his precious heart to not go yeetus the fetus

He would probably yeet you though tbf

When the reader pole dances/aerial silk dance

1678-A probably would have some ideas on what pole dancing is

Maybe not as much with the term aerial silk dancing but would soon understand when he sees you dancing

Probably thinks that you're trying to fondue with him if you're pole dancing

Definitely would be in awe when he sees you dance with the aerial silks

Would have a difficult time mimicking you if he ever wants you to teach him

Has definitely fallen 1000 times while pole dancing and broke his arms while dancing 10 ft off the ground

If the others inside 1678 see you dancing, he'd be in a blushing mess, especially if you were dancing to certain kinds of songs

Would most likely tell you to dance for him privately so there's no peeking

Having a Pregnant!S/O

Would most definitely be on the guard more since you're carrying his child

1678-A would most likely follow you around like a well trained and clingy German Shepard

You'd most likely have to tell him to tone it down because you're pregnant, not some delicate flower

Would most likely do whatever you tell him to do, even if it means hurting himself as long as you're safe and sound

Definitely would make sure that another 1678 would be around you at all times when he's away from you

1678-A would occasionally rub your stomach and sing victorian era songs

Sometimes he would bring you some of your favourite foods

When you try to commit suicide

When he hears the news he was devastated

He literally ran 69 miles just to see you

Would give you a big boi lecture about doing that

Nearly had his heart jump out of his body

Would constantly follow you everywhere after this

He's basically your bodyguard at this point

Would bandage up your wounds

Makes sure that you're fed well and all and would give you random gifts out of the blue

Would most likely ask the other Bobbies to care for you if he's not there and would even give you 1678-B

Asks the Wretches to keep a lookout to make sure nobody hurts you

Having a hopelessly romantic/easily flustered GN!Reader

This particular Bobby would most likely be just as easily flustered and hopelessly romantic as you

I'd imagine him trying to make the first move and you both being in a blushing mess

You both would exchange little gifts every now and again

Everyone else just teases and ships you both

You both loving each other unconditionally and constantly worrying about each other when you're both away from each other

This Bobby would definitely protect you from the MTFs and/or D-classes from attacking you

You would make a deal with the foundation to keep your guy safe and sound

The foundation witnessing how lovey-dovey you both are and just dies of cringe and sweetness overload (but not as sweet as out 999)

#scp #scp scenarios #scp x reader #scp headcanons #scp x reader headcanons #scp x reader scenarios #scp 1678 #scp 1678 headcanon #scp 1678 scenarios #scp 1678 x reader #scp 1678 x reader scenarios #scp 1678 x reader headcanon

[ks-dreams-fantasies]

They want us together - Vinnie Hacker

Picture’s not mine

I know my last post were about Rio and Johnny , and Vinnie has nothing to do with them, but he is one of my favorite dudes so ... Hope you enjoy it 

Vinnie Fluff

Warning : Language

Word Count : 1.4k

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Bzzzz bzzzz

Your phone buzzed, indicating Vinnie was live. It was rare of him to do so since he was more likely to stream on twitch. You opened your phone, tapping on the app as you entered his live. You watched as more people are joining in and commenting in hopes of Vinnie noticing them.

“Hey guys, hope you are all having a good day! I wanted to hop on in since it’s been a while, I was thinking of just chatting for a bit and I’ll probably go annoy the others” he said chuckling a little. His eyes were moving fast trying to read as many comments as possible.

“SUP FOOL 😝” you write down, as everyone commented that you were watching Vinnie’s live.

He chuckled “Hi (Y/N), weren’t you supposed to be here like an hour ago?”

See, you were kind of popular on social media and you had made some friends over at the Hype house over the past months. When Vinnie moved in, you hit it off quite fast with him. You had a lot of mutual interests and you would always laugh when you were around him. Being in the public eyes wasn’t always easy. Vinnie had everyone drooling over him and you being around, got you a lot of hate.

On the contrary, a lot of people were shipping you, saying you had the same vibe and that you’d look good together. Vinnie was attractive, no denying that, but everything isn’t about looks. He’d always been nice to you, supporting and encouraging you through everything and you’d do the same for him. He was easy to talk to and everyone could see that you’ve grown closer and had a genuine connection.

“I’m in a uber heading over to the house” you typed as he read your message.

You continued watching for a bit as he answered some question as you got off commenting that you’d arrive soon.

Once you logged off, Vinnie spoke “Ok guys, what do you say we prank (Y/N) when she gets here?” He said smiling eagerly planning something with his followers. “I’ll go downstairs now”

As the gate opened, leading your uber driver, onto the path to the big mansion, Vinnie runs to the front of the house, hiding in the bushes next to the door, ready to scare you.

“Ok guys, she’s pulling up now, get ready to laugh” He snickered trying to stay silent so you wouldn’t notice him.

You got out of the car and started walking towards the front door when Vinnie came out of nowhere scaring the hell out of you. One hand flying to your chest as you let out a scream of terror while Vinnie laughed is ass of at your reaction.

“Guys! Did you see that? Shit was hilarious” He continued almost dying of laughter.

“Shut up you asshole” You said chuckling lightly as you slapped him on his chest. “You really got me there” you smiled sweetly at him.

“I’ll leave you to this, guys. I’ll talk to you soon, probably streaming tomorrow as well. Bye” He said as both of you waved before he ended the live. You got inside, going straight to the kitchen where everyone was already chilling.

“(Y/N)!” Michael stood up drink in hand, standing next to you while giving you a side hug. “Can I get you anything to drink?”

“Whatever you’re having is fine with me” You smiled greeting everyone. Michael came back, handing you a rum and coke.

You all catch up for a bit when Alex spoke “What do you say we play never have I ever?” He said already a bit tipsy filming us all to get content for his vlog.

As most of us were down to do something other than just chatting, we decided to agree as Alex filled in his drink.  “Ok I’ll go first than” He said sitting down next to Kouvr.

“Never have I ever gone 24hours without showering” Pretty much everyone drank except for Vinnie, Mia and yourself.

“Why am I not surprised that you didn’t drink, boy’s always in the damn shower” you said laughing at Vinnie, referencing to all the thirst traps he posts.

You all continued to play for a bit, everyone having fun and laughing.

“Never have I ever fantasized about someone in this room” Michael said before taking a big gulp out of his drink, clearly too drunk to get the concept of the game anymore.

Thomas, Mia, Kouvr, Alex and Vinnie took one as well.

“Girl you better drink, cause I know for a fact you have” Mia said pointing at you as you blush taking a sip.

“Oh yeah who is it?” Michael asked smirking at you, bumping your shoulder with his.

Your eyes went to Vinnie for a quick second

“None of your goddamn business” You answered chuckling lightly as you continued to play for a little bit before everyone got tired.

You weren’t though, so you decided to go down to the pool while most of the others went to bed.

“Anyone wants to join me for a dip or are you all going to leave me by myself” you asked

‘Vinnie will join you. He never goes to sleep before 3 in the morning anyways” Thomas said smirking looking at the both of you.

“Uh yeah sure, let me just go get change and I’ll meet you back down here”

You went into the pool as you waited for Vinnie to come back. When he did, he jumped in, splashing you as you laughed. He came back to the surface and swam closer to you.

“Want to make a Tiktok with me” you agreed, plopping the phone near the stairs as you got in place to film a TikTok dance that was trending. You filmed yourselves a bunch of times since you couldn’t stop laughing at each other. Once you finally got a nice take, you ended the video by pushing Vinnie in the water his arms grabbing you dragging you along as you both feel in the pool.

You both were laughing as you came back to get some air and Vinnie posted the video on his account. Even though it was late, the video already got a lot of reactions, comments saying stuff about how hot he looked and how you too would make a great couple as people shipped you.

“People really want us together” He said chuckling as he stared down at me

He put his phone back near the table as he came back in the water approaching you.

“So, who’s the person you’ve been fantasizing about huh?” he asked getting closer to you as the words left his mouth, a smirk plastered on his face.

“No one” you shrugged blushing “Let me remind you that you drank too, so who’s the person you’ve been fantasizing about?” you asked as you grinned back.

“You” he said boldly looking directly into your eyes. “I mean I like you (Y/N). I’m myself when I’m with you and you always make me laugh at the simplest things. I don’t want to lie and say I never thought about kissing you before because I have. In fact, I’m always think about kissing you”

“Are you thinking about kissing me right now?”

“Yeah I mean –“ You cut him off pressing your lips to his. He kisses you back as his hands flew to your hips pulling you in closer to his body. His tongue peaks out just enough against you bottom lip for you to open your mouth a little bit more, as you whimpered against him. His lips were softer than you’d ever thought they’d be, and they meld perfectly against yours. Your hands made their way trough his hair, tugging a bit as you got more into the kiss, making him let out a small groan. You could feel him smile against your lips as you pulled away to get some air. Once you open your eyes, Vinnie is already looking at you, his eyes piercing your soul.

“I like you too Vinnie, I have for a while now” you said blushing avoiding his stare.

He grabbed you by your chin pulling you closer as he pecked your lips, laughing afterward. He looked so good, his hair dripping, his eyes sparkling with joy and his lips swollen caused by the kiss you just shared.

“So, I guess everyone was right about us huh?”

“I guess they were” you giggled leaning towards him as you cuddled and made out all night.

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Thank you for reading

Hope you like it, let me know what you think

-K

#vinnie hacker #vinnie hacker imagine #vinnie x reader #vinnie hacker x reader #vinnie hacker fluff #vinnie #tiktok boys

[raspberryranpo]

slow dancing

obey me! shall we date?: obey me brothers

i might reblog some fluffy prompts for the fandoms in my rules 😳 i’ve only written for obey me and three houses lmao

LUCIFER

every time i hear “it’s been a long, long time” i always think of lucifer and how nice it would be to dance with him with that playing in the background

he can dance, he can dance well

if he found you digging through his non-cursed records, he’d very gladly ask you to dance with him to a slow and romantic song

lets you stand on his feet and gently sways with you in his arms

sometimes kisses you softly, reminding you that he loves you

not that you need reminding anyway

holds your hands gently, or rubs your back comfortingly

might sing along with the song (he definitely has a nice baritone voice ok)

MAMMON

if you think mammon can’t stay quiet and be romantic for five minutes you’re absolutely wrong

but that’s just five minutes though, so make the most out of it

it’ll be near bedtime, when you’re both getting ready for bed, and he’ll put on his playlist and groove out with you to the upbeat songs

but all of a sudden a slow song comes on and he just kind of stops in his tracks

you’ll have to take the initiative and hold him

start swaying with the music and he’ll eventually join in once he gets over it

holds you the tightest, but kisses you the most

very glad to have some quiet, romantic time

but it’ll eventually end up with him asking you to come rob lucifer with him

LEVIATHAN

he’s probably a boss at just dance but just dance doesn’t really have slow songs that you just sway to

so he’s completely clueless as to what to do

you both end up just staring at each other from across the room while the waltz from fire emblem three houses is playing from his switch

just hug him and start swaying, he’ll start moving eventually

but for now, his files have crashed and he’s experiencing multiple syntax and logic errors

in non-nerd speak, that means he a) can’t spell and b) isn’t making any sense

the missing keyword is “ily” so just tell him that & it’ll fix him

once he decides to return to earth, he might just sway a little bit, but just a little bit

he’s convinced he can’t dance but i bet he can

SATAN

is already dancing with you before the music even comes on

very romantic. very suave 10/10

pulls you into his chest & starts swaying gently

eventually leads into a proper dance. like ballroom dancing

puts on some elvis presley because he’s classy like that

imagine just holding him while “can’t help falling in love” is playing softly in the background

and it’s raining too... omg

he sings along with the music & he just has the most calming voice

ask him to sing to you at night and he’ll be more than happy to send you to sleep that way

ASMODEUS

contrary to popular belief, asmodeus does not throw it back to slow songs

but he can appreciate going slow and steady, taking time out of his day to just spend time with you

when you ask him to dance with you he’s overjoyed

originally he’s like “ok when do you want me to throw back” but then he hears the slow music and he goes quiet

nobody dances with him like that :(( he’s so happy

just strokes your hair & appreciates you stroking his hair too

doesnt kiss you or try to touch you inappropriately in any way, he wants to bask in the feeling of genuine love

i love asmo sm arghhh

BEELZEBUB

beel? dance? honey youve got a big storm coming

he’ll try his very best but his feet were made for running and he has the grace of a bull in a china shop

he will try though :(( he knows he’s not the best but he wants to make you happy

he’s stepping on your feet and tripping over the food packets on the floor & he’s a right old mess

but you’re both laughing so it’s not awkward at all

he just settles for holding you & listening to the music

tells you that he loves you in the softest voice

BELPHEGOR

good luck getting him out of his bed

because why dance when you can sleep instead

but on the off chance that you catch him out of bed & away from the prying eyes of his brothers

play some slow music & just hold him from behind

he might just lie back on your shoulder and ‘rest his eyes’ (sleep)

but just spin him around & make him dance, he won’t complain

prefers being quiet and slow, so slow dancing is the way to go with belphie

gives you tiny butterfly kisses across your face, lazily showing you he loves you

he actually might just fall asleep in your arms

dude i’m on like 195 followers what

thank you everyone 😭

#obey me #obey me! shall we date? #obey me headcanons #obey me x reader #lucifer x reader #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #satan x reader #asmodeus x reader #beelzebub x reader #belphegor x reader #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

[nasaty]

Noctilucence

Student Aizawa x (she/her) student reader, so much angssssttt and grief and a bunch of fluff. (Do not bring any pedo shit into my presence or I will fucking destroy you)

This will be 9 chapters long. Ch. 2 here.

MANGA SPOILERS until episode 107 comes out. - also this requires context that I am not providing from MHA manga and the arc with Aizawa in Vigilantes. TW: death.

Lmk if you like it and I can post more!

Ch. 1 the Clouds

As someone who was uniquely talented and had a very useful quirk, the first few weeks of your first year at UA went by quickly. You were favorited by your new classmates because of your intelligence and your extremely powerful healing quirk, so everyone wanted you at their side. You decided to take the path of general studies, being that you wouldn’t be in combat much but more so in rescue services, you would be more well rounded that way. After the first few hectic weeks blew past, things seemed to settle and you realized you hadn’t made a lot of friends, just some colleagues and acquaintances, which was fine, networking is important, but didn’t make you feel like you fit in as much as you should. Everyone was friendly with you but usually just on the surface, so they can get you to you help them with something. You obliged, since the whole reason you went to UA was to learn to effectively help people in the first place. You drifted along in classes and were generally abject with your life, until you met Oboro.

You were asked to sit in on a few sparring matches by hero course 2-A’s home room teacher since recovery girl would be out for about a week. Since your quirk allowed you to heal from a distance, you stood with 2-A’s sensei and took in the abilities and personalities of your future colleagues. Being that they were in their second year and you in your first, you’d hardly seen them at all yet, but were mesmerized by their quick thinking and mastery they had obtained after such a short time. Though you meant to take notes, you were too distracted and hypnotized by each heros proficiency.

These sparring matches were essentially used as a practical midterm, so each pair had a designated time which meant you would probably be there all day, even though a few pairs went the day before. Each midterm took about a half an hour, sometimes more, and the heros seemed equally matched. Standing next to 2-A’s sensei, you felt small and cold because of the gyms air conditioning. One side of the gym was plain, almost like a basketball court. The other was a rocky, almost impossible looking terrain where the matches were taking place. You yawned as you looked at your watch, noticing it was well past lunch but neither of you had eaten yet.

The next pair came into the gym on opposite sides and shook hands, and the home room teacher blew the whistle signaling the start of the match. You instantly recognized their quirks; one had some sort of blast quirk that was very bright and dynamic, and the other had the ability of creating and manipulating clouds of some sort. It seemed clear to you soon after the whistle who would have the upper hand, but that flipped rapidly as the battle went on, immersing you in the adrenaline filled motions the boys made with precision. The larger boy with the sunglasses seemed to be somewhat irritated and yielded a bit, while the cloud boy with light blue hair was surprisingly agile and stealthy, even when his opponent’s blasts broke through his barrier. You hear him shout things a few times, almost teasingly at the larger kid, but it appeared to be light hearted.

Blast kid had connected one good hit on the cloud kid’s arm, and you heard it reverberate through the gym. You barely had the time to blink before thick clouds covered them both. Their home room teacher nudged you as if to signal to be prepared to heal either one of them since you had both lost sight. Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, cloud kid bursts from the top of the mist and pulled out a quarter staff, (you could’ve swore it appeared out of thin air,) and in no time, disappears into the mist again.

The vapor slowly dissipated and you saw cloud kid with an adorably bright smile on his face, while his opponent was pinned to the ground, scowling.

“I wasn’t even trying that’s why you were able to beat me. I don’t even care about this midterm,” he barked.

“Sure man, either way it was a good match! Thanks!” The winner said as he held out his hand to help him up. The other scoffed at him, stood up on his own, and mumbled something to himself. He exited where he originally entered the gym.

The homeroom teacher called out to cloud kid, “Oboro! Come here, that hit sounded rough.”

He lightly jogged over to you both, having not even broken a sweat, and was entirely gleaming. Seemingly bursting with energy he proudly shook his sensei’s hand as a small congratulations on the victory, and turned to you.

“I don’t think I’ve seen you around before,” he pulled out a granola bar from his pocket and started eating it sloppily. He spoke again before you had a second to respond. “Are you new here? A transfer student maybe? I’m Shirakumo Oboro, but you can just call me Oboro, or Cloud, or whatever you want. I don’t mind!”

For a second you were wary that he was being friendly to get you to do something for him, but then realized he had no idea who you were, so he was actually just that nice naturally. He surprisingly just met you and allowed you to call him by a nickname.

2-A’s Sensei leaned in, “Hey you’re on lunch now by the way, sorry it’s late, you’ve got an hour and a half till you need to be back here for the rest of it.” You thanked him silently with a head nod and he sauntered away. You made eye contact with Oboro.

“Hi Oboro,” you grinned, “I’m Y/n, I’m a first year so that’s probably why we haven’t met, but I am subbing for recovery girl today.”

“SUBBING AS A FIRST YEAR you must be pretty freakin cool then” he downed some water and some of it got on his shirt. “What is your quirk then?”

“I can heal people from a distance if I know what the issue is. So like if someone has kidney failure I can’t see that, so I might not be able to figure that one out, but if someone has a broken bone or something I can see that and fix it. So I’m learning a little internal medicine on the side so I can diagnose properly to heal.”

“Dang dude that’s sweet I just make clouds,” he bursted out laughing, and then heard your stomach growl, it has been a few hours since you’ve had anything to eat.

“Hey Y/n I have lunch right now too, do you wanna come down to the LRC with me? (what some kids called the Lunch Rush Cafe,) I can introduce you to some of our classmates.” You liked how he said our classmates, he’s genuinely very sweet and made you feel warm and welcome.

You started walking towards the cafeteria and filed into the hallway, following the crowd.

“I’ll still go down there even though I’ve eaten half my lunch already” he said pulling a sandwich out of his other pocket.

You giggled, “You have your whole lunch in your pockets?”

“Yeah?!” he stated with a mouthful, “you never know when you’re gonna need more energy, like after that match! At least I don’t eat those weird energy pouches like Shouta!” He laughed boisterously. You wondered who the heck ‘Shouta’ was.

You each went through the line in the busy cafeteria, Lunch Rush quickly handed you your meal and Oboro stuffed too many energy bars in his pockets.

“My friends eat on the roof if you wanna come up there! It’s….not exactly allowed but it’s not *NOT* allowed”

You pondered the thought of doing something that risky as a first year, but shook it off, knowing that Oboro wouldn’t lead you astray. Even though you had just met him, you were as comfortable as if you had known him for years. You nodded and hummed, signaling for him to lead the way, (you didn’t know how to get to the roof anyway,) and followed close behind.

#aizawa x female reader #aizawa x y/n #student Aizawa x student reader #aizawa shouta #shouta aizawa #shouta aizawa x reader #aizawa x reader #aizawa fanfiction #bnha #bnha aizawa #mha shirakumo #oboro shirakumo #eraserhead #present mic #loud cloud #hizashi yamada #bnha nemuri #nemuri kayama #mha midnight #mha vigilantes #mha slow burn #Aizawa x reader slow burn #fluff #aizawa fluff #Aizawa angst #character death

[abundanceofnots]

Hi hi, 6 + 85 please <3

(hi hi!)

bookshop au + innocent physical contact

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"yo," the guy says for a greeting after he struts into the bookshop and tentatively approaches the cash register. "you got one of those books that like, tell you the words in not-english?"

ian lowers his paperback, his expression impassive until he finally figures out what that jumble of words might mean. "you mean dictionaries?"

"yeah, those," the peculiar man replies, his tattooed knuckles impatiently rapping on the counter. "whatever. got 'em?"

"last aisle on your right." Ian lazily points with his thumb. "can't miss it, you know. it's all the books under a big sign that says dictionaries."

the guy answers with a grunt and a half-hearted middle finger thrown over his shoulder as he walks away. ian's eyes follow him, and he snorts out a laugh.

it's a slow evening at the store, the dictionary guy being ian's only customer in the past hour, and if he's being honest, he's a little bored, and there's just something so intriguing about his presence.

when ten minutes pass, ian decides that even an unstimulating conversation with a total stranger is better than the novel he's currently reading and follows the man into the non-fiction section.

he finds him frowning at an opened book, looking like its contents managed to offend his whole existence.

"everything okay?" ian asks, his customer service voice mixing with genuine worry. he notices the gap in the russian dictionary shelf.

"just these fuckin' symbols, man," the guy mutters. "how do you make sense of them?"

"ah," ian assesses with a nod before turning on his heel. he comes back a minute later with a book titled russian alphabet in 33 moves. "better start with this, then."

the guy measures the cover skeptically when ian hands it over, but still takes it. "thanks."

ian watches him flip through the pages and grimace at the illustrations.

"you traveling?" he asks in curiosity.

"me? nah," the guy replies, genuinely entertained by the notion. then his expression falters again. "it's... it's my son. my bitch of an ex-wife is russian, the kid speaks russian, too. even to me, sometimes. i wanna know what he's sayin'."

"wow," ian says after a while, "that's--"

"stupid, i know."

ian shakes his head resolutely. "no, i think that's actually really admirable of you. god knows my dad spoke the same language as me, but still never actually made an effort to understand me, so. this thing you're doing? that's really nice in my books."

"yeah, yeah," the guy waves him off, but ian can tell there's something new in the way he looks at him now. something like gratitude. like sympathy. "probably won't learn shit, anyway."

"maybe not. so what," ian says, his hand reaching out almost on its own accord to squeeze the guy's shoulder in a supportive gesture. "the fact that you're willing to try is enough."

the guy worries his bottom lip between his teeth. then, he says, his voice flat, "shit. did that really work on you?"

ian's hand drops along with his face. "what?"

"dude, you were almost on the verge of crying. i was worried you might burst into a song any moment. and that line, the fact that you're willing to try is enough? what the hell was that? do you say that to anyone who comes in here with a sob story?"

"what?" ian repeats in indignation. "no. no! i don't."

the guy makes a face like he doesn't believe him.

"does that mean you don't have a son who speaks russian?" ian asks, feeling embarrassed.

"i do, and he does. doesn't mean that i'm some pussy who needs a sad wank from a bookshop attendant, though."

"wow. you're an asshole."

the man smiles. "i'm mickey."

"ian. and you're still an asshole," ian replies, shaking his head incredulously. seriously, the nerve of this guy.

"but am i an asshole who gets to take these home for a discount?" mickey asks, tapping the two books that he's still holding, his smile now blinding and charming as fuck.

ian scoffs, a small smile slipping through his schooled features. "fat chance, dickwad. not only are you paying full price for them, but i'm also having you buy the first edition kerouac we have here somewhere."

"ouch. i'm sure there's a different solution we can agree on, officer."

"maybe." ian gives a little shrug. "i'm closing at 9. then, i'm gonna have a beer at the bar across the road to forget about my asshole customers. might not be so bad to have someone pay for it."

mickey watches him, then licks over his lips. "that can be arranged."

fanfiction trope mash-up

#hii howl hii #this one got a little long. sorry about that! #last one for today i promise! #meta ficlet #(i need to sort out my tags but this one is sadly the only one i use for shorter stuff so. let's pretend it's right for now) #gallavich trope mash-up #howlinchickhowl #answered #ask game

[solalunar-eclipse]

Sonic Boom - S3E4

Episode title: Coherent Plotline Sold Separately

Word count: about 4500 words

Author’s Note: FINALLY

(Side note: I’ve also edited part of Episode 3 in order to improve some characterization issues)

(Also, the credits have changed just for this episode! That’s why they’re included)

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[Episode opens inside Sonic’s shack, where it becomes evident that Sonic has just beat Knuckles at a video game. The hedgehog does a victory dance around his hammock before lying down on his stomach in it and kicking his legs up with a smug grin. Knuckles sits down on a stool, momentarily irritated at his loss.]

“I so could’ve beat you, you know.” he grumbled, folding his arms (despite the fact that he was nearly smiling again already).

“You so could not!” Sonic insisted, his quills flaring combatively. 

“Could’ve.”

“Could not!”

“Could’ve.”

“Ugh, whatever!” Sonic cried, rolling onto his back and flailing his arms briefly in agitation. “Anyway, dude, I wanted to ask- how d’ya like this shack? You think it’s good?”

“Yeah, I love it here!” Knuckles replied cheerfully. “But there aren’t enough fish under the floorboards, I think.”

The hedgehog sighed a little wistfully. “How’d you like to be able to do that kinda thing?”

“Huh?” Knuckles asked, his brow furrowing in confusion.

“To…stick fish under the floor. Finally have a place to keep your lamp.”

“That sounds nice!” the echidna said. “I still can’t afford a home, though.” he added, with absolutely no audible change in tone.

Sonic rolled over in his hammock so that Knuckles couldn’t see his face anymore. “I’m offering you this one, dude. That’s what I’m tryin’ to say.”

“But…then where would you live?”

“I’d prob’ly move back in with Tails for a bit. I used to do chores, I can handle ‘em some more if it means you don’t get stuck out in the rain like that ever again.”

Knuckles seemed worried, still. “I can’t do that to you, Sonic!”

“Don’t worry, m’kay? I know what I’m doing…it’d actually be kinda nice having more time with Tails anyway.” Sonic said, sounding infinitesimally more cheerful now.

“If you’re sure…” Knuckles replied. “You can always hang out or sleep over whenever, okay?”

Sonic finally turned back over, his smile shaky but genuine. “Thanks, Knux. You’re the best.”

Knuckles swept his friend up into a big bear hug, giving him a light noogie in the process. “No, you’re the best.”

[Camera cuts to the outside of the shack and begins to slowly zoom out.]

“No, you are!”

“No, you!”

“Alright, that’s it!”

“AaaaaaAAAAAAAA-”

[cue theme song]

[Team Sonic performs the intro sequence, complete with their awesome team poses. 

Eggman’s ‘ominous’ intro then appears- only to be interrupted by the lights coming on even earlier than last time. They reveal an enraged Shadow chasing a shrieking Sticks through the lair’s main room. Various crashes and yowling noises (and a Wilhelm scream) emerge from one side of the screen before the two reappear, but this time Shadow is barely a blur as he rushes by first, followed by a now angrily screaming Sticks. Eggman just looks directly into the camera and shrugs.

The same sequence of lines and camera movement then takes place, followed by the title ‘Sonic Boom: Ancient Secrets.]

[Then the music ends, at which point the episode title—“Coherent Plotline Sold Separately”—appears for a moment before the show returns.]

[Camera cuts to an image of suitcases dropping onto the floor, then to a half-body shot of Dr. Eggman.]

“Ah…it feels so good to be home!” Eggman exclaimed. “And by good, I mean evil, of course. I’m never good.”

[Camera zooms out to reveal that Orbot and Cubot are the ones who actually carried the suitcases in. Metal Sonic is standing in the doorway as well, since he went along for this particular vacation too.]

The doctor snapped his fingers impatiently. “Now, Orbot, Cubot! Put those bags away! Meanwhile, I’m going to have a nice breakfast. Eggs, preferably.”

Metal shot ahead of Eggman into the kitchen and pulled open the fridge, revealing….

…a bunch of bare shelves.

Metal gestured to the appliance while looking at the doctor, as if to say ‘what breakfast?’. Eggman sighed. “Well then, since you’re so insistent on sarcasm after the nice vacation we went on, you can help me shop today. I wouldn’t dare bring Orbot and Cubot after the apple cider incident anyway.” he added under his breath.

The blue robot shut the fridge door and (despite not having any actual way to produce full facial expressions) managed to exude a general aura of teenage irritation that the evil scientist could practically feel.

“Yes, yes, whatever, now let’s go already.” Eggman said, exasperated. “You know I don’t scheme well before breakfast! Or cope with disobedient robots well, either.” he muttered as an aside.

The two exited just as Orbot and Cubot returned from putting the suitcases away. “Sir, we have successfully—oh. He’s gone already.” Orbot said, his body sagging in disappointment. 

[Scene change to Tails’s house.]

“Okay, so…this is a dishcloth. And this is a brush that you can use to clean bottles.” 

“I get that, Tails. But why does there have to be so much water?!”

Tails closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and sighed. “You need the water because you have to put the dishes in it to get them clean, Sonic.”

“Ewww…” the hedgehog grumbled, visibly cringing at the washing-up bowl. “Look, Tails, I know I was the one who said I could try and-” he shuddered- “-do chores. And I know I even said that I’d be okay, ‘cause I could make them fun! But being wrist deep in dirty water isn’t even close to ‘halfway decent’. There is no way, ever, that this can be fun.”

“Come on, Sonic, if you just tried it—” the fox began.

“No.” He stuck his nose up in the air. “This is just all kinds of lame.”

Tails thought briefly (with one hand on his chin and everything), before scooping up some of the bubbles from the dishwater with a glint in his eye. “Oh, really?”

Chaos ensued. Sonic shrieked and threw himself over the back of the couch, before retaliating with a spray of water from a plant mister that had been left nearby. “Bad Tails! Bad!”

The engineer responded by also leaping over the couch and landing solidly on Sonic’s chest, prompting an ‘oof’ followed by a loud laugh from the hedgehog. “Hah! You’re trapped now!” he cried, bouncing to his feet and flinging Tails over his shoulder.

The fox shrieked. “Don’t you dare!” He began to whirl his tails around until Sonic was forced to let him go, flying up towards the ceiling.

“I see….” was all the hero said, looking thoughtfully up towards the roof. “Do you remember just how high I can jump, dear brother?” he asked lightly.

Tails screamed like he was in a horror movie as Sonic leapt up and tackled him mid-air. He dropped the fox down onto the hanging couch, beginning to tickle his brother until he shrieked for mercy. “Wait—no—agh, Sonic!”

“Yeeees?” the hedgehog replied, pausing briefly to smirk at Tails.

“Would you…consider mercy in exchange for playing good music while you do the dishes?”

“Yes.”

[Scene change to what was formerly Sonic’s shack—now Knuckles’s home.]

“Alright!” Amy exclaimed, clasping her hands excitedly as she looked around the building. “Now then, what were you thinking of doing with the place? A modernist look? Rustic chic? Or-”

“Uh…” Knuckles scratched the back of his head sheepishly. “I hadn’t really thought beyond moving in the lamp. Sonic left everything here, so…can’t I just use his stuff?”

Amy frowned. “I mean, if you want to. It’s your call what to do with the house, I guess.” She kept herself from saying anything else (namely ‘this place looks like a barren wasteland crossed with a minimalist’s worst nightmare, so no you can’t’), reminding herself that this was her friend’s house and he could change however much or however little he liked.

The echidna shifted in place awkwardly. “Well, what else can I do?”

“Well, what I would do is…have a bed right in the middle where the hammock is, made out of wood with some green bedcovers, since I know you like the outdoors! We could add a couple of comfy chairs, too—also wood with white fabric and a couple of green throw pillows, and some plants! Do you like plants in the house?” Amy paused for breath, her eyes sparkling. This is more like it!

Knuckles wandered around the house, thinking. “I, uh, didn’t catch most of that, but maybe no white? I mean, the last time I was at your house…you remember, right?”

The pink hedgehog winced. “Yes, I do remember you getting mud all over my pristine white sheets…so none of that. Got it. But does green sound okay?”

“Yeah! And maybe some blue? To match Herman, you know?” he added, holding up the Fregosi Sapphire.

“You still have that?” Amy asked, surprised.

“Don’t you still have Bea?” Knuckles replied.

She smiled briefly. “…yeah, that’s fair.”

“Wait, really? How is she?” the echidna asked, excited.

“Actually, she’s great! But just the other day—guess what—she got all into the mud in my garden! You wouldn’t believe how long it took me to clean her off…”

[Scene change (yet again) to Shadow’s cave.]

Sticks crept through the woods sneakily, watching carefully to make sure she avoided any leaves or dry twigs that might possibly give her presence away. Spotting her target in the distance, she crept closer…and closer…

And then knocked on the wall of Shadow’s cave as loudly as she possibly could. “Hey!” Sticks yelled. “You in there, Shadow?”

The hedgehog in question glanced over his shoulder from his brooding position in the back of the cave. “No. Now go away.”

“Aww, come on!” she cried. “Don’t be like that! You haven’t even heard my offer yet!”

[Camera cuts to Shadow, showing him sighing in resignation with Sticks in the background.]

[Camera cuts back to the mouth of the cave.]

“Make it quick, or I’ll make you regret it.” he muttered, dragging his feet as he walked up to the entrance. 

“Soooo, I’ve been upgrading my house’s defenses lately. I have some inside info that there’ll be an alien invasion soon, so I wanna make sure it’s all ready first.” she explained, talking at about twice her usual speed.

“That’s where you come in. You can attack my house and show me where the weaknesses are so I can fix ‘em! In return…well, I’ll offer ya a favor—any favor—to be cashed in later when ya want it. That’s one of the best things I can offer, too!” Sticks added conspiratorially.

“I refuse.” Shadow huffed, folding his arms and turning to walk away.

“Really?!” Sticks shouted after him. “You didn’t even think about it!”

Shadow rolled his eyes. “Stop bothering me, badger, or else you’ll have a lot more to worry about than your ‘alien invasions’.”

The badger suddenly smirked at that, though Shadow couldn’t see it. “Okay then…guess I’ll just be going. Thanks for leavin’ this nice Ancient tech lying around for me, by the way! I can always appreciate a fellow hoarder’s stash.”

Then she sprinted off as quickly as she possibly could.

“Yeah, whatev— wait, what?! Get back here this instant!” Shadow roared, racing to the mouth of the cave.

“You’ve gotta catch me to get it!” Sticks called from far off.

He growled wordlessly, firing up his skates and charging into the forest.

[Scene change back to Eggman and Metal Sonic, now at the village.]

“What a beautiful day it is to see villagers cowering in terror before me. Isn’t it, Metal?” Eggman asked lightly, strolling down the street.

The blue robot didn’t make any noise, but was definitely also pleased by this development. 

Most of the villagers, having grown complacent after several days without an Eggman attack, were in fact doubly frightened to see him return—especially with Metal in tow—and therefore scurried out of his way the moment they noticed his presence. (All the other villains, who had rather enjoyed being out from under the evil doctor’s shadow, were actually disappointed to see him return and as such inconvenienced him even more than usual when they could.)

The two walked into the local convenience store, Eggman hurrying straight into the fridge section while Metal took his time picking out a shopping cart. He didn’t like the cranky or disobedient ones very much, and took special care to give them a withering glare as he passed them by. 

His creator occasionally appeared from who-knows-which-aisle with various dubiously healthy items in his arms. Metal quietly slid several pieces of fruit into the cart when Eggman wasn’t looking, as well as a bottle of multivitamins. The doctor might get on his nerves sometimes (or wiring, as the case might be), but he didn’t actually wish him any real harm. 

Unfortunately for Metal Sonic, though, he was stopped short at the mechanics section the one time he tried to pick something out for himself. Eggman stepped into his path right as he was reaching for a can of extra pricey oil. He’d only gotten it once before, but it had been so much nicer than the usual cheap stuff!

“Oh, no you don’t!” Eggman insisted, pushing his hand away from the shelf. “I am not going to be accused of favoritism by anyone, you hear me?”

Metal looked up at him sadly, his optics expanding by fifteen percent.

“No! No no no, you do not get to use that trick on me! I said…!” Eggman trailed off, staring down at his creation. The robot’s face practically screamed ‘but please, just this once?’’ and the doctor…

…well, he couldn’t fight it.

“Oh, alright, alright. But you’d better be quiet about it, you know!” he grumbled, placing the bottle in the cart as the robot’s expression morphed into one of joy.

“Well, I suppose it’s okay, then…” he muttered, scratching Metal behind the ears briefly in a moment of weakness.

(This of course meant absolutely nothing, since the doctor in no way, shape, or form had put any sort of extra-powerful sensory receptors in that particular area. He was, despite some people’s insistence to the contrary, not in the least bit sentimental.)

…

Sonic and Tails, by this point, had long since calmed down and finished the dishes. Now, they were in Tails’s workshop, working on improving the main fixture in the building- the fox’s yellow plane.

Well, Tails was working on some upgrades to his plane. Sonic was mainly seeing how long he could spin in a swivel chair without touching the ground.

“Taiiiils, I’m so borrrred.” Sonic groaned, dragging out the words for maximum effect. 

“How are you bored?” the engineer asked, his head poking out from the inside of the plane. “There’s so much stuff you can mess around with here!”

“Yeah.” Sonic said, his legs hooked over one of the arms of the chair and his elbow resting on the other. He rested his chin on the palm of his hand, the other one hovering in the air for posing purposes. “That’d be great if I knew what half this ‘stuff’ was.” he drawled, waving his hand in the general direction of the workshop.

Tails sighed tiredly…but then frowned. “Actually, wait.”

The hero flipped back into the proper posture for sitting in a chair, leaning forward. “Hold up, what’re you doing?”

“Aha!” The fox jumped out of a pile of semi-complete inventions, sending several clattering to the floor. “Here! This simulator can do a couple of cool things, including…this!”

He threw a small piece of metal onto the floor next to the chair, at which point it began to glow and project a three-dimensional image of his plane’s control center into the air. “I made this a while ago so that I could study the control panel without having to take it apart every time I needed to remember how something worked- and it even functions the same as the original machine. It’s actually a three-dimensional projection that responds to your touch via a camera in the main apparatus. Kind of over the top, now that I think about it, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.” Tails laughed.

“And…in regular speak?” Sonic asked, one brow raised in mild intrigue.

“It’s basically a way for you to practice flying the plane without flying the actual plane.” Tails said proudly.

“Oooh, cool…” the hedgehog muttered, already reaching for the controls.

They spent the next hour or so in peace after that—and Tails raised no complaints when Sonic decided to ‘improve’ the simulation with some impromptu airplane noises. The fox was just pleased to hear that his brother was having fun.

Eventually, however, the two needed to go into town to pick up a specific part for Tails’s plane repairs…and that was when the idyllic day began to spiral into something entirely different.

While the engineer was standing at the counter, handing over rings (too many, in his opinion) for a new set of gears, Sonic lingered by the doorway, clearly eager to run home and keep learning how to fly. Suddenly, though, he froze.

“Hey…” he said, tapping Tails on the shoulder, “isn’t that Eggman?”

…

Knuckles was currently drawing all over several pieces of paper, excitedly trying to show Amy what his many ideas for the shack were. The pink hedgehog hovered around him, trying her best not to talk—she wanted an unadulterated idea of what his vision of the home looked like!

Even if his vision was a bunch of semi-understandable doodles in marker, along with several drawings of things he wanted to do once the process was complete.

Amy was more than excited to help set up any furniture, decorations, and basically anything else that Knuckles could possibly imagine. He definitely had some good ideas, but the echidna did tend to follow up something perfect (matching chairs and table sets) with something downright frightening (purple and orange striped carpeting).

She mentally wrote down a list of everything they could possibly need, before guiding Knuckles into town so that they could actually purchase the items he needed. All the while, he continued to ramble excitedly about the possibilities ahead. “Oh—and I need another lamp, so the first one won’t be lonely! Can we get another lamp?”

“Of course we can!” she said warmly, flinging open the doors to the local furniture warehouse.

They spent plenty of time looking through the selections (which all had names equally as complex as Amy’s ill-fated bookcase), but thankfully Knuckles had a good idea of what he wanted and managed to pick out most of the things he’d mentioned earlier. Occasionally, Amy did have to steer him away from some particularly garish choices—with lengthy explanations as to why included—and towards items that he actually ended up liking more.

An hour later, they both came back out loaded up with all sorts of boxes and a long list of things that they’d have to come back and pick up later. Knuckles was grinning happily behind his stack of furniture, more than excited to get back to the shack and start decorating. Amy was equally ready—until she noticed Sonic standing in the town square, shouting at….

“Eggman?!”

…

Sticks raced through the forest, leaping over giant tree roots and kicking up dirt as they hurried towards their home. The small piece of Ancient tech (it was nothing really, so far as the badger knew, just a tiny glowing crystal) was clasped tightly in their hand.

They grinned widely at the swishing sound of skates behind them. Sounds like Shadow took the bait.

Sticks slammed the door to their house shut (and bolted it, and locked it, and barricaded it too for good measure) only seconds before a punch to the circle of wood made the whole building shake. “Open the door!” Shadow roared.

“Never!” Sticks called back, stifling a bit of wicked laughter.

Shadow responded with a wordless cry of rage. He began to pound on the reinforced door, before discovering that he couldn’t break it and turning to other openings. Despite his best efforts, though, nothing caved in under his blows. After all, the windows were made of shatterproof glass, the ceiling had all sorts of support beams holding it up, and the walls had iron plating hidden within the dirt. 

(Sticks was very, very, very prepared for any sort of apocalyptic event that anyone could dream up—and a few that nobody else had. They’d be more than ready for an alien invasion at this rate.)

Eventually, though, Shadow turned back to the door and began to ram Chaos Spears into the edges, making the hinges buckle and the reinforcements melt. “Note to self,” Sticks muttered, “make house heat-resistant.”

Just as the hedgehog kicked the door down with a final shout (that sounded almost triumphant), Sticks darted into their Plan B—a hidden tunnel that led all the way back to town. They’d hoped they wouldn’t have to use it, really. It was mostly in case their friends got the idea to fight the aliens into their heads. The badger was prepared to do a great many things in the face of an invasion, but abandoning the people they cared about most was not one of them.

In this case, though, it provided the perfect escape.

Shadow was hot on their heels already, blazing down the dirt tunnel and scorching the sides with the jets of his skates. Sticks couldn’t help but laugh again, wild and gleeful—this was just too fun!

They burst out of the well right into the middle of the village…

…and found themselves at the center of a standoff between the aforementioned friends and Dr. Eggman and Metal Sonic.

…

“Wait! Stop him!” the owner of the convenience store cried, chasing after Eggman as he walked away. “He’s stealing my things!”

“Oh no! Not your things!” Knuckles cried, entirely serious.

Amy swung her hammer menacingly, stalking up to the villainous duo. “I was hoping to get some target practice in today.”

Metal Sonic’s optics narrowed in return while Eggman smirked.

“Oh, so you wanna go, huh?” Sonic asked, bouncing around excitedly. 

“Let’s get ‘em!” Tails shouted.

Sticks, fully prepared for any sort of impromptu battle, let out a scream and charged.

“What the—what is going on?!” Shadow wheezed, clearly unaware that this was how fights generally worked in Hedgehog Village.

Soon enough, he remembered that Sticks had stolen something of his and rushed after her into the fray. Lunging at her from behind, he roared, “Give me that crystal already!”

The badger dodged his initial strike and swung her staff at him. “Nope!” she called back.

Shadow growled wordlessly and hauled back a golden, glowing fist—but then the Eggmobile (which Eggman had called up to help him in the fight) swung around and clocked him in the back of the head, making his power dissipate as he stumbled. “What the—”

“Oh! S-Shadow! How…how nice to see you!” the doctor stammered nervously.

“You threw off my aim.” the hedgehog snarled, and charged.

By now, Sticks and Sonic had accidentally ended up fighting for a solid thirty seconds before remembering they were on the same team. The other three did their best to beat Metal Sonic in the meantime, but the robot was mainly preoccupied with making sure his new oil can stayed safe. 

Eggman, on the other hand, screamed as loudly as he could and shot over to the other side of the village in his Eggmobile, an enraged Shadow chasing him all the way. The doctor soon found himself backed up against a forty-foot-high stone wall with a furious hedgehog advancing on him…

…and did what only he could do best—called Metal back to his side and then flew away as fast as his jets could carry him.

Shadow huffed angrily and turned on his heel, glowering at anyone within sight. “How dare he leave like that?!” he hissed to himself. “I had him right where I wanted him!”

Sticks appeared in front of Shadow a few moments later, interrupting his brooding session and folding her arms as she looked directly into his eyes. “Here’s your crystal thingy.” she said, holding it out for him to take.

“Hmph. At least someone here knows when to quit.” the hedgehog grumbled.

“Oh, I didn’t quit!” Sticks replied. “You helped me figure out where to reinforce my burrow, so now I don’t need this anymore. And now you have a favor from me! Make sure to use it wisely...” she added, somewhat mysteriously.

Then, Sticks grinned at him, switching abruptly back to normal. “Well, thanks for helpin’ me out today, Shadow!” the badger said, before leaving to go back to her friends.

The hedgehog scowled. “I don’t need favors from anyone….” he muttered insistently to himself, before teleporting away.

On the other side of the town square, Knuckles was excitedly describing the plans he and Amy had made for the shack, while Sonic and Tails offered help with anything they might need—though the former insisted that ‘feng shui-shmeng shui, Amy, my stuff is fine right where it is!’. Sticks also suggested multiple security upgrades for the impending government takeover next Tuesday, because who in their right mind wouldn’t prepare for one of those? 

And together, they all hurried back to start setting up Knuckles’s new home. (Offscreen, obviously, since this was not a knockoff house design show, but instead a comedy show that didn’t even approach being a knockoff at all in any way ever. Absolutely.)

…

Back at Eggman’s evil lair, Metal happily oiled his various joints, flexing and shifting each of them to make sure that they were all still working properly. All the while, the doctor typed away in the background….

...or he was pretending to, at least.

In truth, he was looking at the reflection in his computer screen to see Metal without actually turning around (because no self-respecting evil genius would let on that he cared that much) and genuinely smiling for once to see his creation pleased with such a small gift.

Eggman then promptly screamed for the second time that day when he felt a cold metal hand on his shoulder.

“Oh Metal, it’s just you. Don’t scare me like that!!” he shouted.

Metal pointed at the obvious reflection on his otherwise utterly blank screen.

“Ah yes, that...I just wanted to make sure you weren’t using it up too quickly. Oil’s expensive these days, you know!”

Both of them knew that Eggman hadn’t actually paid for the oil can at all...which might explain why Metal then hugged his creator briefly before zipping off to his personal corner of the lair.

Alone in the main room, the doctor allowed himself one more semi-evil smile before sitting down at his computer. “Now then…” he muttered, pulling up a web browser showing some Fuzzy Puppy Buddy figurines for sale online, “it’s time to get back to being evil……”

(He then paid less than half the market price for said figurines by jamming everyone else’s Internet for the next fifteen minutes.)

[cue credits]

[Voice Actors: 

Roger Craig Smith

Colleen Villard

Travis Willingham

Cindy Robinson

Nika Futterman

Mike Pollock

Kirk Thornton

Wally Wingert

Bill Freiberger

Original creation by:

Evan Baily

Donna Friedman Meir 

Sandrine Nguyen

Bill Freiberger

Takashi Iizuka

Credit to The Munsters?? Apparently??? 

For the creation of the Fregosi Emerald and the protagonists’s name (Herman)

Writer/editor:

Solalunar “Sol” Eclipse

Thank you for watching reading!]

#sonic boom #sonic boom: ancient secrets #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #knuckles the echidna #amy rose #sticks the badger #shadow the hedgehog #dr. eggman #metal sonic #wow that's a lot of characters! #but anyway #time for this episode's commentary... #1) please excuse the wikipedia link- it was the first place i found an audio file and not a video #2) the series is only going to get more self-indulgent from here #so prepare yourselves :] #3) i have the first draft of episode 5 finished already #so hopefully this one won't take two months to upload ://// #4) there are about 20-21 episodes planned in total #(for now at least) #and plenty of sonadow haha #but what this also means is that if for some reason i can't finish the fic #i'll make sure to put up the plot outline so it's not just a permanent mystery as to what happens next #hopefully it doesn't come to that though! #and finally! #i hope this was a fun read! #thanks for taking the time to look at this :) #sol's fanfiction