#cuz where do y’all get off talking to ppl like that

[th0tblckgrl]

A Trip to Greece

Charlie bushnell x Fem!Black!Reader

Fluff

Desc: Group trip w Dior,Luke,Walker,Aryan,Leah and etc.

WARNING: under the line is some slightly sexual remarks and Andrew being a hype man

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Y/n posted,

Y/n.y/l/n at the airport W gng but I had to take all the pics cuz I’m a photographer 😔

Leah.sava.Jeffries GIRL WDYM U HAD TO TAKE THE PHOTOS U WOULDNT LET US TAKE THE PHOTOS

⤴️y/n.y/l/n idk what ur talking abt girly pop

Charlie.bushnell I’m so sad I didn’t get a lot of pics of my fav girl at the airport

⤴️Andrew.Alvarez your so whipped

⤴️y/n.y/l/n your so single

⤴️Andrew.Alvarez your so mean bru 😭

Charlie.bushnell posted,

Charlie.busnell 😍😍😍

Tagged y/n.y/l/n

Y/n.y/l/n ik I’m beautiful 😌

Dior.Goodjohn MEOOWWWWW MEOWWW

⤴️Charlie.bushnell that’s my girl chill

⤴️Dior.Goodjohn shes Boutta be mine

Leah.sava.Jeffries SO BEAUTIFUL SO PRETTY JUST LOOKING LIKE A WOW

⤴️y/n.y/l/n TY BAEEEE

Dior.Goodjohn posted,

Dior.Goodjohn just wanted to say thanks for being my friends for all these years ❤️

tagged y/n.y/l/n

Y/n.y/l/n ty for being my bsf since kindergarten and taking me on this trip W u guys❤️❤️

⤴️Dior.Goodjohn Ofc❤️❤️

Charlie.Bushnell let me just save that photo 😍

⤴️Walker.Scobell creep.

⤴️Charlie.Bushnell let me love my bae in peace😭

Y/n.y/l/n posted on her story,

Desc: do you guys hear that purring?…

In the Gc

Leah: erm y/n what what that on ur story 🌚

Y/n: idk what ur talking abt

Charlie: sureeeeeeee 😉

Y/n: shut uppppp 🙄

Dior: y/n that story is so down bad ngl

Y/n: you guys are delusional I don’t know what your talking abt

Aryan: that was a very inappropriate story missy

Walker: ew Aryan don’t ever say missy again 🤮

WARNING: below this line is kinda badly written and in involves sexual remarks

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Private messages between Andrew & Charlie

Andrew: SHE WANTS U BROOOO

Charlie: IKK

Charlie: SHIT SHES CALLING ME

Andrew: TALK TO UR BAE GO GET THEM BUNSS

Charlie: 🌚 she’s a lot more than buns but ok Andrew ( I rlly want them buns)

40 mins later

Andrew: what round y’all on damn

Charlie: idk maybe 4th?

Andrew: I WAS JOKING BRO GROSS

The Gc

Leah: do u guys know what happened to y/n is I’ve been trying to text her

Dior: idk I’ve been trying to text and call Charlie to go to the gym but he won’t answer

Andrew: ik where they are🌚🌚

Leah:?

Dior:?

Dior: OHHHHHHH

Leah: OMD THATS SO NASTY

Andrew: no it’s not they are making love ❤️

Dior: are you 40 who says making love

Y/n: Leah why do u keep texting me I’m busy rn

Charlie: Dior do u still wanna go to the gym

Dior: Erm not anymore 😭

Y/n: u guys are so weird

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OMD THIS TOOK FOREVER TO MAKE I BEEN BUSY W SCHOOL (ms C please jump off)

ANYWAYSS TY TO ALL THE PPL THAT VOTED

And also please don’t ever request for me to make an smut abt the younger pjo cast because they are jnfact underage and that is illegal a wrong and I’d ask for others to refrain from making those types of stories abt them.

TY LOVE U BABESSS

(Also I literally didn’t know what to write for this 😭)

#black women #charlie bushnell #pjo cast #leah sava jeffries #dior goodjohn #andrew alvarez #walker scobell #th0tblckgrl writes

[koritoraa]

At a haunted house with them ❦ (w/black reader)

A/n: Everyday is Halloween 🎃

Ft: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, & Law

❦ Luffy

❧ Just know he’s here to have a great time & only a great time nothing else. So weather you agree to go or not doesn’t matter to him cuz he’s grabbing you out the house anyway.

“Boy I don’t feel like going to no damn haunted house today, I don’t want nothing to pop out and scare me like last year. That was terrifying.”

“Cmon y/nnnn if that happen then you know I’m gonna kick their ass like I did before. So don’t be scared we’re going.”

“Okay fine I’m only going cause ya cute & you convince me.”

❧ Okay so boom he came in the haunted house not expecting to be scared but to laugh & have a great time but something just jumped out. Just know he’s either gonna yell so loud and run with you or knock the person in the costume out.

❧ When he’s not yelling his eyes out or fighting with the workers, he’s definitely gonna ask them questions in the middle of them doing their job. He’s just so nosy & wanna interview them but then you have to snatch him up and leave…

“How long you been working at this job ? & do you have any food I’m hungry ? ”

“Uh I’m just here to do my job so I’m not supposed to be answering any questions.”

“Well I’m just asking, you don’t have to be so rude.”

“Luffy let’s go, stop be so annoying to that person other people are waiting in line, I’ll buy you whatever you want so let’s go already.”

“K but I will be back, so next time be ready to answer all my questions costume dude!!”

“I guess I have to it’s not like I have a choice.”

❦ Zoro

❧ Must I even say what’s gonna happen as soon as y’all enter ? yeah you’re right Zoro is gonna find himself somewhere else one minute y’all entering the house the next minute Zoro is calling you asking you where you went, Naw you asking him where he went.

“Bae, where you went I can’t find you?”

“No where did you went ? Zoro why the hell is you in a pumpkin patch if you was just walking with me a second ago?”

❧ Once you found Zoro and bought him back to the haunted house now it’s time for you to put a leash on him cause this a big house and you rather not be trying to look for him all night.

“bae imma have to put this leash on you real quick cause i don’t have time to be looking for you until the next day.”

“Really y/n ? That’s not even necessary I only got lost one time.”

“Lie again and see what happened, now lemme put this damn leash on you without all that back talk.”

❧ The only reason why he even pulled up at the haunted house with you is because he didn’t wanted you to go with anyone else only him & since you might be a lil chicken he had to be there for you & to turn to the side and laugh so quietly at your reaction to a skeleton falling on your head & pulling your wig off. All Zoro could do..well the only thing he could do is hold your wig while you break that toy skeleton in half and stomp out of the haunted house. Just know that he had a word with them ppl.

❦ Sanji

❧ first of all he’s here to keep you company & just incase you get really frightened. He’s also here for the entertainment but mostly there to be around you.

“I’m glad that I arrived so you don’t have to be scared, I’m right here to protect you.”

“Good I’m glad that your here with me, but I have to do the same.”

“Omg your so sweet y/n but there’s no need for that.”

❧ Okay I’m not gone act like he would not be scare cuz he would be at least a little. As soon as he get jumpscare he’s gonna quickly hold onto to you then ask if you’re okay. Nah you need to ask HIM if he’s okay.

“Sanji you’re okay ? You jumped back way too fast and hit your head so are you good ?”

“Yes, of course darling I just trip I wasn’t really scare or anything.”

“I didn’t said anything about being scared so that’s probably why you jumped back fast then.”

“No it wasn’t that my love haha, just was being a little clumsy”

❧ Other than that I just see him walking through the hunted house looking around making sure everything’s alright, while you holding onto him. Y’all just enjoying y’all time together it’s like a lil date for you two anyways.

❦ Law

❧ all he wanna do is enter the haunted house watch you have a good time and leave he ain’t here for no extra bs.

❧ The only “scared” reaction you’re getting out of him is just him jumping back a lil and grabbing onto to your sleeve then playing it off.

*creepy girl screaming inna distance*

“Damn what the hell was that noise? you heard that ?”

“Yes scaredy-cat”

“I wasn’t even scared, I was just asking a question.”

❧ Other than that he’s walking with a straight face and enjoying hanging out with you while holding your hands really tight just incase you get a lil scared not because he’s actually the one that’s scared asf.

#anime #one piece #one piece headcanons #Luffy x reader #monkey d. luffy #zoro x reader #roronoa zoro #Sanji x reader #law x reader

[chlorinecake]

No because my bus driver is so annoying 🙄 like I was singing SOFTLY AND TO MYSELF and here he goes turning around talking about "are you singing " and I kindly gave a small very subtle nod and he says "and your all in my ear ?" Like shut u man if I was in your ear you wouldn't physically be able to see me and if I was singing in your ear then you would be able to feel my breath on your neck Mr Jerky mcjerkinz and then he do you even have the room to talk you're literally ALWAYS LATE LIKE HE HAD US STANDING OUT SIDE IN 20 AND EVEN BELOW WEATHER FOR 45+ MINUTES THEN HES GOTTEN US TO SCHIOL SOO LATE THAT WE NEEDED BUS PASES AND THAT MORE THAN ONE TIME MORR THAT 2 OR EVEN 5 TIMES LIKE AND THEN ONE TIME WE LITERALLY WAITED AT THE SCHOOL FOR AN HOUR FOR HIM TO PICK US UP AND CO.E HOME AND HE NEVER CAME AND MATTER OF FACT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT . So we're sitting there waiting and he doesn't come and it gets to the point that where they bring us inside cuz all the busses have come and then some have even gotten back and were waiting and this lady comes and she's like I'd this bus 59 and we say yes. And then she just stands there talking on the phone for a good minute like a good while maybe like 5-10 more minutes at the VERY least before she tells us to get on the bus and we all think she taking us HOME but this woman drives to the MIDDLE SCHOOL and were confused and i look over and see that she's talking to our bus driver and basically trying to get HOM to take us home even though we were already on HER bus . So we get off her bus and om his and we're just sitting there at the middle school and I had my headphones on but I thought they were saying something and so I took them off and he's asking why we want middle schoolers riding with us and I'm just like WHAT (in my head not out loud ) and then this lady comes back and tell nit even the whole bus but like half or less . She told us the ones that lived in our apartments and the apartments across from ours and she was like "I'll take you guys home" bit only those specific kids and the rest were left on his bus and we had to get off his bus and goo all the way back to hers and she took us home but he's literally had us out in all types of weather I saw in below 20s weather in heavy raind in all types like ughhh

I’m convinced that grown men just like picking on girls, bc that’s happened to me so many times. I’m minding my business, humming to myself and before you know it, somebody’s got a problem with it for no reason 🐒

And bro, not him being a bad bus driver 😭 hello ?! Nobody likes to work, sure, but kids *depend* on ppl like him to get them from point A to point B… Plus, having y’all sit out in freezing temps should be illegal honestly, that’s gotta go against some rule, right ?!

and that story with the whole ~middle school~ situation just sounds so stressful and confusing, I’m so sorry you had to go through that pooks 😣

I can’t even say that just walking home would be any better, but yeah… it’s obvious that bros never gonna change his ways, but I hope that someway and somehow you’re able to ignore his nonsense 🙄 school is stressful enough, nobody has the time for allat

#[🐮] moots ~ #🍓. talks <3

[gelus-ugs]

Poly! Renga x Black! Reader

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Just fluff headcannons <3

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They LOVE you

As in- they’re entranced by you

They love your skin, your hair, etc

The moment they laid eyes on you as you stood in the front of the classroom, they were immediately whipped

Like- couldn’t keep their eyes off of you, whipped

You sat on the opposite side of the roof during lunch and ate by yourself while listening to music, and Reki and Langa would just stare at you

After a week of them practically eye-stalking you, Reki finally had the balls to talk to you

He came up to you during lunch and started small talk before inviting you over to sit with him and Langa

You got along with them pretty well

Actually..a bit too well

Before you know it, y’all are all dating :))

Reki is fawning over you 24/7

He’s probably never seen a back person irl if I’m being honest🧍🏽

Langa has probably seen a few black people in Canada

PLEASE let them play with your hair

No matter if you have dreads, box braids, an afro, etc, they’ll want to touch your hair

If you want to ofc! I know how annoying it is when ppl do it all the time- ESPECIALLY without permission- like get yo hands offa my hair

They’ve probably never had soul food before-

You have some leftovers from a cookout those 10 plates with food wrapped up that you bring home with you- yeah, those that you bring for lunch one time, and you let them try some

Oh my god, they’re in heaven

They ain’t never have something like that before, and they would LOVE to eat it everyday

PLEASE invite them to cookouts, they’ll want to go oh my god I should write headcannons if they ever went to a cookout-

They LOVE seeing the new hairstyles you have

They find it so amazing- like one day you could have a huge, fluffy afro then the next you have braids

They think it’s so cool

You’ll definitely have to explain to them what weave is though-

“Your hair wasn’t that long- how are the braids able to go past your shoulders??”

“How’d your hair grow 5 inches so quickly??”

“…Weave, y’all. Weave”

Sometimes you let your black mom slip cuz come on- it happens to all of us and they find it hilarious

Like one day Reki asked you to help him put his hair in a ponytail cuz it was hot as hell

Except he wouldn’t quit moving

You lightly smacked his head and turned on black momma mode

“Reki quit movin yo head or else I’m gonna pull on your hair”

Or one day Reki turned to Langa and was like-

“Do you think I have enough time to take a piss without washing my hands?”

You had never turned towards him so fast-

“Lil boy you better wash yo hands. That’s nasty as hell”

They find it so funny how your whole accent and demeanor changes 😭

Please take them to meet your parents- they’ll think they want to, but they instantly regret it and it’s so funny

“Who these lil white boys in my house?”

“Momma, they’re my boyfriends I tell you about, Reki and Langa. Also, they’re not white”

They think your dad is intimidating- cuz all he does is stare at them

Reki and Langa are t e r r i f i e d

Your parents end up liking them and want them over more often in the end though 👍🏽

“Where them lil yellow boys at? Yo boyfriends, I like them”

“MOMMA YOU CAN’T SAY THAT! THATS RACIST-”

Don’t you just love your black family 🫶🏽

If any of y’all end up spending the night at one’s house, Reki and Langa always make sure you remember to wear your bonnet (if you wear one)

Reki and Langa love to pick out your fro (if you have one)

At first they were scared of hurting you so they did it very lightly, which wouldn’t work and they were scared they tangled your hair 😭

They eventually got the hang of it :))

Pls let them help you wash your hair. They L O V E it

Touching your hair, massaging your scalp, etc

They almost enjoy it more than you do-

Basically, they absolutely adore you and your culture :))

#x reader #poly renga #renga x reader #black reader #sk8 the infinity x reader #sk8 the infinity #renga x black reader #sk8 the infinity x black reader

[hillarysss]

astro placements

& some blunt roasts 🍃🌸

Do not repost, plagiarize, “reword” my observations. Let’s roast some of y’all ☀️, remember this is all lighthearted energy & not serious. Masterlist & Last post

12th house placements culture is falling asleep randomly and waking up like nothing happened😃

Capricorn Moon / Capricorn Placement culture is being misunderstood for your honesty, like sorry we don't wanna lie to you 🥲

Gemini placement culture is lowkey laughing at everything but trying to convince yourself you don't have the humor of a 6 yr old sometimes 😃

Aries placement culture is lowkey liking to flirt with your friends ✨just a little bit✨

Leo placement culture is HATING to be copied, but lowkey getting an ego boost out of it✨ like u chose to copy me✨

Pisces mercury culture is having all the creative and right ideas but having no idea how to put it down or where to start with all of your ideas 🪄

Cancer placement culture is literally loving and being devoted to spirituality ✨

Scorpio moon culture is wanting a deep connection but then remembering you have to open up about everything and especially your past too 🥲

Scorpio placement culture is giving the Starbucks barista a fake name cause you’re scared it’ll be traced back to you😀

Aquarius placement culture is coming up with the most random yet innovative ideas to problems🤔

Gemini moon culture is ranting instead of feeling your emotions🥲

Scorpio placement culture is lowkey getting joy for testing people how they react to things 💀 In my opinion they are the biggest pranksters...

Sagittarius placement culture is being blunt out of nowhere and leaving everyone being like what 😀

Aquarius rising culture is lowkey wanting to be babied and spoileddd in relationships (leo descendant) but won’t ever admit this it at first 💀

Pisces placement culture is falling in love with your dealer ✨ 🍃

Sagittarius placement culture is having the biggest vibrant smiles ✨

Virgo mercury culture is being like “hmm.. interesting, I don’t know if I believe that though” to almost everything

Libra placement culture is falling in love with the worse people, i’m sorry I had to say it I’ve been around too many libra placements to not notice this🥲

Venus in Cancer culture is lowkey being so closed off until you get into their baby protective side 💀

Sagittarius rising culture is having the best outfits put together ✨ (they’re very open minded when it comes to clothing / accessories, but this is kind of an observation lol)

Venus in Leo culture is assuming everyone is in love with you (y’all have the biggest egos, it’s ok me too)

Virgo placement culture is over analyzing everything to the point you don’t even know what’s real or what’s in ur head 💀💀 (probs cus sister pisces)

Pisces placement culture is absolutely✨ loving art & makeup✨

Libra rising culture is being a sucker for knowledge + information (Gemini in 9th)✨

Water rising culture is looking hot asf with eyeliner + mascara with those watery eyes 🪄

Taurus in 3rd culture (Pisces rising) is being hella stubborn to things + people that don’t interest you💀💀

Sagittarius placement culture is walking / driving to get your thoughts out + feel relieved 🍃

Scorpio rising culture (Gemini in 8th) is loving dirty talk during sex ✨✨

Sagittarius moon is being so unphased and nonjudgmental abt things✨ so when something surprises you it throws you off, also ppl love telling you weird things cuz u give off nonjudgmental laid back vibes 😀

Uranus in 4th culture is waking up and seeing the most unexpected things happen in your home life , yall a raccoon got inside the house last night 😀

Leo rising culture is being able to be friends with literally anyone ✨ I’ve never met one that wasnt popular and they deny it too

Leo placement culture is using your hair as a coping mechanism ✨

Water moon culture is not listening to your intuition, just to find out u were right later on🥲

Capricorn rising culture is being unbothered by everything 🍃 & moving in silence

Saturn in 9th culture is being the only one who doesn’t believe in anyone’s bullshit, you’re not fooling them 🥲

Scorpio mars culture is taking very few deep breaths during an argument before you release your.. intense side let’s call it

Pluto in 10th culture is being paranoid when anyone questions how you do things.. again you do things unpredictability 

Moon in Leo culture is putting so much stress because they put this unexpected expectations on themselves emotionally 🥲

Moon in 10th culture is being very trustworthy to everyone and having that “angel reputation” ✨

Mutable placement culture is changing up your dreams / job for the 12346968 time 🥲

Venus - Saturn culture is lowkey just wanting someone that’s going to be loyal and that won’t mess up their self esteem..😄

Lilith in 1st / 11th culture is being shamed for no reason😄 but then you find your power and those same people try to get to you like nope✨

Aries mars culture is actually very laid back ✨ until you find out someone wants to talk shit abt someone you love 😄 they don’t care if u talk bad abt them but don’t talk bad abt people they love

Libra mars culture is adding a sprinkle of aesthetic to everything ✨🪄

Fire rising culture is having a smile that brights up that room✨

Aries rising culture is being VERY intuitive but not usually listening to their own intuition. ( Pisces in 12th)

Taurus placement culture is being a sucker for cute home decorations ✨ Like yes those paintings and those plants ✨

Cancer mars culture is being VERYY vengeful when anyone tries to threaten anything that is home to them 💀💀 Mess with their friends I dare u💀

Capricorn placement culture is not sharing their success cause they move in silence and know some people pray on their down falls (I admire this about Capricorn placements so much)

Capricorn mercury culture is cutting to it straight no bs ✨

Capricorn placement culture is hating when people try to talk themselves out things they’re responsible for like be responsible 💀

Leo moon culture is using artistic / creative abilities as a coping mechanism ✨ let’s draw to feel better 🥲

Air placement culture is always having their phones with them but still replying to people they late replied to that they were “busy.”” haha nope 💀

Gemini rising culture is hatingg when people care about superficial shit too much😃 like show me your talents and creativity and knowledge (they’re very deep people in my opinion )

Cancer rising culture (Taurus in 11th) is wanting to create a safe and cozy environment for their friends all the time ✨

Scorpio in 5th culture is having the most intense and unique ideas 🪄 (could shock other people)

Leo in 6th culture is having to be loved / admired for their work or they’ll loose all motivation🥲✨

Uranus in 6th culture is having the most weird experiences at work and most unpredictable routine ✨ They just do whatever they want 😄

Take care,

🦁☀️✨ @hillaryss

#astrology #astrology observations #astro notes #gemini #aquarius #virgo #pisces #cancer #capricorn #libra #scorpio #hillarysss #astro observations #astro tips #astrology observation #taurus #leo #mercury in sagittarius #aries #tarot #spirituality #zodiac #lilith #astrology notes #astrology love

[milliumizoomi]

Tiktok Challenge: Take it

Pairings: Midoriya x POC Fem! Reader, Bakugou x POC Fem! Reader, Kirishima x POC Fem! Reader

All characters aged up!

For those who don’t know the dance, here.

A/n: I literally just saw this on tiktok and went Y E S💀

Midoriya

So lemme give y’all he run down.. my manz was OUT

Like on the street when this happened

He was out with the boys of class 1-A

They was just chilling having a nice time yk

While you were with the girls of class 1-A at home

Basically y’all had a girls and boys day

The boys had gone to a movie and then a restaurant to go eat.

They had already ordered so they was just waiting

Things get hot from here luv👀

They were all on they phones and signing autographs

Cuz ppl recognized them

Then all of a sudden Kaminari literally SCREAMED out

“MIDORIYA! YO YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!” Kaminari yelled sticking the phone in Midoriya’s face

“Alright! Just calm down Kaminari you’re drawing attention!” Midoriya answered.

“Damn loud mouth” Bakugou chimed in too. “Nerd lemme see what that dumbass was so hyped for anyways.” He said again.

“Alright Kacchan but I haven’t seen it either-“

“Just shut up and watchhhh!” Kaminari urged.

They all just rolled their eyes and soon enough all the boys, including Kaminari, crowed around the phone.

And when I tell you their jaws dropped to the FLOOR

It was on tiktok was of you ofc and you were with the other girls doing the dance

Mind y’all, y’all were wearing the little pajamas the he absolutely loves on you, which were these.

So when y’all was lifting up your legs and y’all thang was thanging, nobody could move

They were stuck, especially Midoriya

His eyes was just following you. Your braids were swings and your skin was glowing.

And luv best not forget that your nails were done.

You and Mina did the dance together and when I tell you it was just ass and thighs EVERYWHERE.

And then the others girls hyping y’all up in tha back.

They was clapping ‘nd making people know wassup

And not to mention the comments, they were thirsty asl.

You had guys and girls in your comments talking bout some “ma I’m tryna treat you right” and “damn girl you gotta man👀”

Dudes literally said power off like not one even fidgeted

Next thing yk you at home with the girls getting all these texts from the Midoriya

He saying “Angel.. My love.. I saw you dancing on Tiktok with the girls.. I’m not sure what you think you doing yk all that’s for me”

GIRL YOU WERE SHOOKKKK

Like is this the same man who be stuttering over his words 24/7??

Talking to you like this??

Chile..in the next couple minutes, the girls were outta the house while Midoriya hauled ass to the room with you over his shoulder.

Bakugou

So boom (no pun intended💀🤚🏽)

My man was working

Just in his office, doing some paperwork at his agency then later he was supposed to go on patrol

He was just minding his business, just doing his job

That was until the bakusquad started FaceTiming him none stop

Like ignored the call ATLEAST 5 times but they would not give up

He eventually just got fed up with the constant calls and answered the phone

“What the hell do you want?! Do you realize I’m working?!” Bakugou yelled at them, rolling his eyes.

“Dude you are NOT gonna be working when we show you this video..!” SERO said having a nervous grin

“Hah? What video?! You called me for a stupid ass video?!” Bakugou called out.

“Trust me Bakugou.. you’re gonna find it far from stupid” Mina chimes in, scratching her head

“Y-“ Bakugou started.

“No shush, I’m gonna send it to the chat now” Kaminari said

“.. Did dunce face just shush me?!” Bakugou said.

“We’ll talk about that later..! Now watchhhh” Kirishima said.

“Whatever” Bakugou said as he rolled eyes and went to the chat.

He clicked on the video and when I tell you he literally CHOKED

His brain? Factory Resarted

Who do you think you are shaking your ass like that all up in the camera

And it made it no better that you were doing this in one his custom made hoodie after the shirt he had in high school.

The bakusquad was laughing at Bakugou cuz manz looked like he was DROOLING

“Ight ima talk to y’all later I got an important phone call to make..” Bakugou said and hung up and called your ass IMMEDIATELY

You was just chilling when you got the call and when I tell you this man told you ALL the things he was finna do to you when he got home

Girl the hairs in your head was shaking

Your braids? They were shivering and that don’t happen much

Miss maam when he got home..

Let’s just say he had your black behind walking like your legs were broken the next day

Kirishima

The poor man was in a interview

ON LIVE TELEVISION

And you gon’ do him like this???

He was in the middle of answering the interviewer’s questions when his phone just started buzzing nonstop

He wanted to look but once again.. ✨live television✨

He had to ignore them until the commercial break but he was glad that nobody could hear it buzzing

After the break came on he hurried to look at his phone quickly

Now to side track I just KNOW this man follow you on tiktok I just know it.

And your notification was on his phone but he ain’t see it and went straight to where Kaminari and Mina were spamming his messages

One of Kaminari’s said

“IDK IF YOU GOT THE NOTIFICATION BUT YOU NEED TO GO ON Y/N’S TIKTOK RN”

Kirishima was L O S T

He read the rest of Kaminari’s messages the went to Mina’s where she was basically saying the same thing

Mina was saying “KIRIII YOUR GIRL GETTING IT ON TIKTOK AND SHE LOOKING FINE TOOO”

Now he was like “hmmm I gotta see this now”

So he closed out of his messages and went on tikitok and when he opened it immediately yours was the first to pop up and it had thousands of likes

He froze at the sight of you.

There you were, in the female version of his hero costume.

Shaking your thicc behind self all up in the screen

Even when you was barely moving everything was jiggling

Manz had to cover his phone and hurry to put it in his pocket when the commercial break was over

He was literally SWEATING while his mini ‘shima was abt to make an appearance in this interview if these ppl ain’t hurry up

He could not focus at all

He was fidgeting all over the place and all he could think of was you in a recreation of his hero costume

He looked EVERYWHERE but at the interviewer so he wouldn’t crack

Best believe when that interview was over than man moved like the he was running for his life

Manz was GONE in the blink of an eye

Them interviewers while so confused when Kirishima was screaming thank you at them while he bolted out the door.

Meanwhile you just finished making some other tiktoks to post later

Mind you, you had already changed out of your costume

When all of a sudden, in a matter of minutes, the door just busted open with Kirishima huffin’ and puffin’ at the door.

Manz was look mad ASF

Girl u almost pitched right tf over

You went to swinging cuz the door was right behind you and you almost hit him until he grabbed your hand mid swing

When you looked up and realized it was him chile ya whole body relaxed

“DAMMIT! Eiji you scared the crap outta me! Don’t do that!” You screamed

“Be quiet brat..” Kirishima growled.

“Eiji what are you- AYE! BOY IF YOU DONT PUT ME DOWN!” You screamed when he threw you over his shoulder.

“I saw your Tiktok babe.. you looked so hot dressed up like me.. but you were shaking what’s mines.. you know better..” He said lowly.

You was trying your best to break free but my man had the grip of steel on you

You knew you wasn’t going nowhere soon

And chileeee...

The next few days after that, walking was a difficult task.

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[puppetavasharpe]

Okay yall I’m back just to say my piece about the end of season 7 cuz I’m so annoyed with what they gave us.

They nerf’d Sara’s super powers yet again (first time for ableism 😬), this time just so she could HAVE A BABY??? The sexism?? It’s not even in character for her 😭😭. If they wanted to make it in character, they could have given us a speech from Sara about how she’s been through so much bad and now she wants to contribute good to the world (even that explanation would need a little more cuz she’s already giving back to the world by being a superhero).

If they nerf’d Supergirl just so she could have a baby, the fans would be up in arms, so why aren’t the avalance fans annoyed at this 😭.

Her powers came from an extremely traumatizing event in her life where she was kidnapped and had her body altered without her permission by yet ANOTHER egotistical maniac dude (Ivo being the first) but I guess having a baby makes trauma and finding power in that trauma unnecessary and go away?

Y’all hear the word “baby” and all brain cells fall out of your ears man.

Also Sara and Ava used to talk about whips and wear lingerie to the office and now they’re pregnant BY KISSING???? By kissing.

Why is no one outraged by the massive desexua|ization of avalance this season? Did LoT writers room fire half their staff and hire the Flash’s homophobic mf team cuz this is absolutely ridiculous 😩

They gave Ray and Nate wives and kicked them out, they gave Mick kids and kicked him out, yet they give avalance both of these storylines (despite the kid storyline being out of line with Sara’s ptsd, but we don’t talk about that anymore 😭. ngl I’m sorely disappointed with how they handled Sara’s arc in season 6 and it took me getting off social media and not having to deal with rude and victimized antis to realize that the storyline was incomplete) yet keep them around but don’t give us any logical explanations as to why they’re doing this so soon in their marriage in the first place?

We all know how much the ratings would go down if Sara and Ava left the show, but keeping them around just to completely nerf them into the ground is not a better option.

Also it’s insulting to the other characters who people LOVE yet were kicked off for these exact reasons. I’m not feeling respected, I’m feeling baitedbecause they don’t give us any reasons to like these storylines for Sara and Ava other than “uhh, hey yall like babies right??? Ppl on Twitter seem to like babies? Idk let’s go with that 🤷”

It’s like Sara and Ava are just there to keep me watching a show that has now gotten rid of most of their fully fleshed out characters only to replace said characters with absolutely new ppl?

Booster Gold is an inherently terrible and selfish character, he’s not lovable, and he’s Rip Hunters dad in the comics like ‘nuff said lmao 😭.

And we now have to dedicate time on two absolutely new characters, one of which already completed their arc??? (I’m talking about Alun, his and Gwyns arc is done, they have no reason to continue the journey).

We got a 30 second delve into Behrad about his ptsd and life growing up; we rid Nora and Ray despite never meeting his brother (and he could easily “provide” for a fairy god mother gig while living on the waverider smfh); we never got to see how Ava, the woman who’s been super insecure about being a clone, finding out there’s hundreds of copies of her being held captive by a man who traumatized her WIFE, yet now we’re gonna delve into new characters and have to spend time building new relationships and establishing reasons why I should love NEW ppl????

I want to focus on who I already love because I haven’t gotten enough of them first, but instead we’re instantly moving into new people 😩

I dont know man. Shows gone down hill but y’all hear the word “baby” and lose all coherent thought, and tbfh, the LoT writers room knows this about yall. Y’all are being played smh.

#legends of tomorrow #Sara lance #Ava sharpe #avalance #arrowverse #Nate heywood #behrad tarazi #Ray Palmer

[hypertonicplague]

Dead Dumb HCs for Obey Me

Honestly feel free to ignore these skskks

They’re just personal hc, some of em got picked from other ppls hcs but more r less just some dumb stuff I think abt

Gonna all be mushed together cuz I’ve got dirt brain

This gonna be long as a mf n I can’t do the read more option cuz mobile I’m sorry 🥺🥲 forgive me

*kithes y’all*

Lucifer sleeps in his demon form, no matter where r with who he just can’t help it. He tries to sleep in his glam but for some reason every time he wakes up, he’s in demon form

Asmo keeps his room HOT. Like HOT HOT, 87F maybe hotter. No ones knows why n he wont say. So if ya sleep w him ya will end up either nude or half nude in the morning str8 up sticking to Asmo (an not even in a seggc way) peel ya self off bb

That being said he has a big ass icebox r some shit in his room that’s filled w beauty products so they don’t melt or go bad. It’s probably pink n covered in flowers w gold trimming r some extra shit lol

Beel once ate something from in it lol n got hospitalized. But not because of the makeup-

Mammon’s 100% definitely a sleep walker n ya cant change my mind

That being said the brothers all take turns waking up in the middle of the night to find mammon n put him bck in his bed (they once found him in the basement, stuck in a large crack in the wall)

Levi has never slept on a water bed n doesn’t know they exist n the brothers plan to KEEP it that way. There’s a really funny reason for this n that’s up to ya own mind to think abt 😘

Dia physical can’t eat Mochi r any kinda of candy r food w the same texture. They just can’t chew it correctly n it looks kinda weird to watch them eat it lol

Dia’s got an underbite!! It’s not very pronounced but it’s there if ya looking for it (they also got bigger bottom fangs)

That being said Lucifer matches opposite w an overbite. If you point it out he’ll deny it to his death n make u cook dinner for the rest of the week 

Beel can’t eat food textures that r slimy n crunchy (like rice pudding for example) but he forgets a lot n ends up stimming cuz of it (he likes biting to self soothe sksk)

When Satan gets really into a book they’ll act out the story silently (like *character scowls in their book* n you’ll see them scowling too r making a surprise face r something) they’ve accidentally broken vases n stuff when throwing their arms out lol

Levi wears long pants n stockings cuz if you touch the back of his knees, even SLIGHTLY, he’ll fold like a chair 🪑

Barb doesn’t sleep but they do like roaming around the castle n sleepin in the empty beds while Dia sleeps. They doesn’t know why they like doin it lol. Something abt being homely

Solomon be eating bugs

Asmo be eating bugs too

Belphie actually sleeps in Mammon’s bed a lot when mammon isn’t home r in his room. It’s not uncommon to see mammon walking out of his room w Belphie in his arms. Belphie won’t ever tell him but it’s cuz he feels second safest around mammon (n only goes into his room after a nightmare)

Belphie also sleeps a lot in Lucifers study too but only cuz it’s one of the coldest places in the house

Satan doesn’t have a bed anymore (books) n sleeps on their lil love seat in their room

Lucifer roams the house dead at night (most of the time before mammon starts sleep walking) and will open each of his brothers doors to check on them. Only after he’s made sure everyone is safe he’ll go to sleep.

Dia txts everyone goodnight EVERY day. Even if they haven’t talked, even if they had a mild fight, EVERY night no exceptions

Full blooded demons (Dia, Barb, Satan, ect.) use mostly they/them pronouns cuz they don’t actively have a set gender r genitals. Depending on their partner n the time of the year, they’re either rocking dong r punani when it’s segg time. Other than that?? If u pants them there’s nothing, not even nips (ofc some demons prefer masc r femme pronouns, just ask em!!)

That being said angels are intersex and all of them have breast. (Even the extra buff n masc preferred ones. God is an asshole 🤧) all the brothers are leanin on da masc side (except Asmo who’s more genderfluid than anything)

pee balls

That’s all

kithe

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me asmodeus #obey me dia #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me barbatos #obey me belphegor #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me mammon #om! swd #mmmm I’ll think of more later #just gotta get these outta my head more now lol #skskskssksks some of these (like the texture n stim) is just me projecting 😳😳 #txt #txt post #ignore this plz lol

[papers4me]

Fruits Basket, Se03. ep 6.(Part 1)

The main female protagonist who, has been the “mother /psychiatrist/ fixer/curse-breaker” for 57 eps & 2 seasons, has finally had her own “I’m a real person with my own issues” ep !!!! YESS! So happy!!! also, so underwhelmed. Tohru has been painted to be this utterly selfless & altruistic character for long, that when she’s finally a balanced character it’s presented in half an episode? Don’t get me wrong, I like the ep, but there’s also the same feeling of bullet train that I felt in momiji’s ep! ugh!! I hated that feeling! Go away~ oh well.. I’ll quickly state what I didn’t like, before jumping into what I liked, in order to end with a happier note~

What I didn’t like:

Tohru’s monologue after leaving shigure & Isuzu felt more like a background exposition more than a true character’s thoughts. The reason is that It is quickly narrated with quick flashbacks from the past with intentional pieces missing from the flashback. Pieces like” how did Kyoko hurt tohru? She said to kyo, in se02, ep “ I feel like I’ve only caused her sadness” &  tohru’s flashbacks in se02 of her mother leaving/ closing a door. All these things not included in tohru’s 1st ever personal monologue made it seem like quick fill in for the audience more than tohru’s main struggle. Compare it to Yuki’s 3 ep monologue in se02, filled with all his own background info, hence, we as audience sit back & just feel. With tohru a little brain work is needed of putting things together in the puzzle is needed because NOTHING abt her trauma has ever been explained to us prior to her monologue . Also, compare this kyo. A character who ONLY have 2 eps dedicated to him in 57 eps, yet even without monologues & with hidden secrets for climax purposes, his emotions are clear cuz his background was explained early in se01, ep24 & se02, ep9. Compared to them both, her monologue felt a bit lacking.

What’s up with the following scene? Her crying & kyo comforting her mid-street. He saw her crying, asked what’s wrong & she couldn’t say & he gave her a comforting advice. All good. Kyo always give the most needed advice for tohru to be herself & feel comforted. Se01, “complain more, be selfish” Se02, somen table scene & asking her abt her future plans & the hiro incident. Kyo has tried to guess whats wrong first. Here he saw her cry in the middle of the street & just gave her an advice? couldn’t he at least guess wrongly if it is her granpa? school? anything? This scene is AMAZING but it feels off a little.

Kyo’s “ now I remember” EXCUSE ME?????? se01, ep14, valentine ep, he got a nightmare, then when shigure talked to him, we saw a quick flashback that we didn’t now what it is but now it IS kyoko. se02, the entirety of ep9 & the “ I won’t forgive you” & the flashback of young him with kyoko talking abt tohru. se02, ep 22 his fight with yuki & the clear face of kyoko telling him abt something regarding the hat. His entire shutdown of tohru IS abt kyoko NOT abt him being a monster cuz tohru accepted monster kyo in se01 ep 24! so.. REMEMBER WHAT????? the accident?? I feel like being hit with a rock. I mean, it makes sense that kyo will get PTSD after seeing the hat, cuz he remembers the bloody accident vividly. But it is the dialogue that IS weird. “ I remember” ?? it makes no sense? unless it is another hidden secret & will be revealed later. If so, then forget this point.

Kagura (more on her below). Now, let’s talk abt what I liked!

-Grief (the most difficult theme to express in literature): Excellent writing!

Grief is one of the most diverse human emotions. ppl who grief a loved one either erase everything abt them in order to cope with the pain of loss & live on, or drastically engrave everything, not want any memory to slip away, or hold the deceased on a pedestal, or hate them irrationally in order to forget abt them, some deny that the loved one is gone, others talk to them daily, some act & live normally for years & suddenly it hits them that this loved person is truly gone & they breakdown. Others, direct their disbelief of losing a precious one into the envy that other bad ppl are still living, why my precious one is dead?. Thats why, it is a difficulty emotion to understand by others. Ppl watching you will always think that comforting you is enough & that the longer you take, the more impatient they are with you. Tell me, watching tohru this ep, didn’t you feel that:

Come on. tohru, you can love your mom & kyo! who says only ONE person can be your precious?

Umm, why she cries for her mom NOW? 2 years after her death? Is she over it already?

Tohru~~ your mom aint going no where cuz you loved a guy? she’s in your heart, girl. Ugh!

Compared to yuki who was abused by his parents & kyo whose mom commit suicide in front of him, tohru’s trauma is meh~

Feeling this way abt tohru is exactly how many feel abt ppl struggling with grief. You are NOT a bad person if you felt this way. It means that thankfully you weren’t struck by grief to tohru’s extent or that your grief went about differently than tohru. Grief is a crippling feeling. It is valid, strong, overwhelming, paralyzing & above all very unique to the person themselves. Tohru feeling that her mom is slipping away from her memory is so realistic & utterly heartbreaking. Grief hurts & moving on from grief hurts more!!!! The more you go on & live your life, the more you feel like you betray your loved one.

Tohru’s entire existence is for her mother & so her mother LIVES inside her:

Finishing high school cuz it’s her mother’s request.

Getting a job to sustain herself cuz she has no one to support her financially.

Giving her mom’s wisdom & teachings abt life to others.

imitating her dad’s speaking style to prevent her mom from “leaving”.

Being the perfect girl in order to portray that her mom, who is a gangster & is hinted by the ugly relatives to be unfaithful to her husband due to tohru not taking after her dad, actually raised a respectful girl!

Talking to a dead cold lifeless picture as if it is a living human being & going into panic attacks when she looses such pictures.

Suppressing all her true “ ugly, negative” emotions & only giving the fake smiles & positive attitude.

She fears that ppl will leave her if she isn’t “comforting, happy”, hence, the whole facade of “ i’m okay, I’m okay”.

Immersing her self in ppl’s issues so she won’t face her own feelings of utter loneliness, fear of the future, & being left behind when everybody moves on with their lives.

Thinking that having selfish desires contradicts the “ hopeful, kind” girl images, hence, the fear to actually wants sth for herself. Everything HAS TO BE for the sake of the others.

Tohru is deeply traumatized & her complex, unhealthy but extremely realistic attachment to her mom must be broken. Tohru must learn to LET GO.

-Kagura’s character’s assassination. aka (violence heals y’all!)

The show wanted to express the emotion that kagura is still in love with kyo, but is learning to let go & accepting kyo/tohru love. I love that. Her speech with kazuma abt not being able to face tohru cuz her face will show her emotions is so relatable & it hit ME personally. Loved that. Then, she learns that tohru truly loves kyo & should confess to him not talk to Isuzu & I get that, it make sense that she lashes on thru & teach her the value of being open abt your feelings & dont loose him. all cool & understandable. BUT:

How dare you slap tohru like that? you don’t know what she’s going through? tohru is wearing funeral clothes for God’s sake! she just visited her dead mom, you insensitive woman! How dare you assume that all tohru is struggling with is love love, romance romance yay~ confess, kiss, be happy?

Tohru & kyo’s issues are deeper than typical, normal, shallow shojo love. It is related to child trauma & abuse. To their own individual identity & self-image! Their romantic love is meant to guide them towards better choices for the future, not magically heal everything. Their mutual love is NOT the answer to their issues.

How dare you slap someone to make them go back to their senses? this is such an anime move! ugh!~ it cheapens the emotional weight of character’s emotions.

“ I’m not apologizing to tohru. We communicate thro fists” excuse me?  you arent even communicating with kyo thro fists! he sees you & run! the only time he thanked you for, was when you didn’t “ communicate thro fists” & played with him as a child! Not only make her hit tohru but not apologize??

No one told her off? are you foreal?? Isuzu pouting lips is no match for Isuzu powerful emotions when she’s embarrassed, & kazuma! where you at? Happy at the “ open confrontation”? Why do you kill kagura’s character like that?

Side Notes:

I hate how this went by in half an ep like they did with machi!! tohru is THE main character for God’s sake! But it looks like the show is not so fond of the true tohru who wants stuff & screams & talks to herself, alas she isn’t the angelic, innocent girl that is saturating the heck out of all shojo amines. Oh well~ perhaps tohru’s issues will be visited again in the finale?

Kyo gets PTSD reaction in front of tohru. great. Now what’s next? I won’t ever forgive the anime if next ep, kyo & tohru are all normal or worse the episodic theme prevents the continuation & jumps elsewhere. Nearly all the eps that didn’t end with a happy note, started the next ep somewhere & totally forgot the cliff hanger. such as, Isuzu’s ep in se02, it ended with tohru’s nightmare & next ep started yuki’s issues with tohru all smiley & bright. Another example, the Cinderella play ended with kyo/tohru torn symbolism where each is awkward with the other, next ep machi !!!!!! & kyo/ tohru all normal in kazuma’s house. But this time, it will be an epic mistake to do the same. Kyo going full traumatic in front of tohru to the point of her screaming is not sth you skip & start over erasing. Don’t disappoint me show! you can’t screw that, can you?

I love the symbolism of kyoko disappearing from the picture & the crack of her framed pic at the end with it still continued in he ED. Good job.

They are building for a hug clashing scene between kyo & tohtu. it must hurt. It is designed to hurt. I wanted it to hurt. It is not abt romance. It is abt mental & emotional trauma. I’m excited. But I’m scared. After today’s ep, I can confidently say I don’t trust the director. I’m an anime-only, but tohru’s part in the story is the least touched upon, the quickest to get over with & has the wackiest animation. They just don’t know how to depict an emotional tohru~ sigh~

Tohru is written to be a unique protagonist in the sea of innocent, selfless & always happy shojo heroine & opposed to the badass, physically strong female protag in shonen. She is the most realistic, but so much of her potential is wasted so far~~

“ saving the sohma’s. breaking the curse for others is a lie, in reality I wanted to do it for kyo” This line is supposed to be liberating for tohru cuz for once she is putting herself FIRST! It is not abt kyo. It is abt herself! it is cuz SHE wants him. See the difference? See how this line gives tohru the biggest character development!! but still sth is missing. I duno..

I have lots to say abt tohru, kyo, shigure, the grandpa, kyoko, Isuzu & even kazuma! I’ll do that in part 2.

I still liked the ep tho. It is solid. I”ll like it MORE if they continued from here & didn’t cut it cold.

#Fruits Basket #Anime Only #Exhausted paper #final season #Tohru Honda

[moonlit-jeno]

Okayyy let’s drink some tea lmao obviously Haechan and my ex had different upbringings and everything and at the end of the day aRE different ppl but I also do believe in astrology so I def think they share a lot of baseline traits especially cuz their risings are the same too so imma share the things I think could be true for Haechan too 👀👀👀 also I appreciate you! We ended on good terms after like a year of dating, they’re happy memories it’s all good 😌

so first the romantic tea: yes they’re so annoying LMAOOO not in a bad way just in a Gemini way <333, they are the definition of chill tho, sometimes I imagine Haechan off camera to be more like my ex?? V chilled and go with the flow as long as everyone is happy, likes to have fun, they like socializing especially with games lmao my ex was just as into gaming as Haechan and it’s all he would do w his friends, enjoy going out and exploring too tho, but I think they def have a huge homebody side, they’re also surprisingly sOOO B A B Y LMAO big baby vibes. bc of the house layout, both him and Haechan have a lot of the Gemini in 7th so they’re romantics at heart. They love, love. They’re v devoted and loyal (but I will say he moved on HELLA fast after we broke up it makes sense cuz Gemini lmao). So much cuddling eye—- he actually would let me disrupt his gaming tho😌😌 me > games. We would cook and eat a lot together, then watch movies and cuddle. Literally so much eating agdjahdj. Tbh not the most in tune w emotions partly cuz I think they just can’t relate to intense emotional problems bc geminis tend to just have a “whatever” or like high positivity attitude, but he was def v caring if I was clearly distressed, just not like.. empathetic?? More supportive. V sensitive tho like surprisingly so. Would get stressed, anxious, sad if he thought smthn was off, but was a little moody abt it lmaoo and pouty and wouldn’t always tell you flat out what’s wrong. Could snap sometimes. Amusement park dates, playground dates, dinner dates, pool dates, staying in, late drives, sitting by the fire, roughhousing, teasing- some of the stuff we did a lot.

I’ll let you decide if you wanna post the sexual tea lmao agdjabd For the sexual tea I’ll keep it brief cuz😳🥴🥴: I already told y’all they’re expressive lmaoo😭 not afraid of making noise, will stop to talk and communicate, the biggest thing tho is they are CHILLLLL like so easy going will literally do ANYTHINGG. V confident and comfortable which is part of why they’re down for whatever. He was def bottom leaning, I think w Haechan a leo moon that could b a little different and make him more willing to take initiate, but again since it was very like “down for whatever” if I told him to do smthn he would, kind of into fairness, def cared abt the intimacy part, down to fool around wherever💀💀. TOYS..,🥴 texting, pics, video calls sometimes agdhahd. Oh also it sometimesss could stretch out for a whiiile like whole ass sessions lmfao😭😭 cuz there was just some talking and a lot of experimenting and taking our time🤧

I’ll let you decide if you wanna post the sexual tea lmao agdjabd

For the sexual tea I’ll keep it brief cuz😳🥴🥴: I already told y’all they’re expressive lmaoo😭 not afraid of making noise, will stop to talk and communicate, the biggest thing tho is they are CHILLLLL like so easy going will literally do ANYTHINGG. V confident and comfortable which is part of why they’re down for whatever. He was def bottom leaning, I think w Haechan a leo moon that could b a little different and make him more willing to take initiate, but again since it was very like “down for whatever” if I told him to do smthn he would, kind of into fairness, def cared abt the intimacy part, down to fool around wherever💀💀. TOYS..,🥴 texting, pics, video calls sometimes agdhahd. Oh also it sometimesss could stretch out for a whiiile like whole ass sessions lmfao😭😭 cuz there was just some talking and a lot of experimenting and taking our time🤧

And if u or anyone is curious I think the areas where they differ bc of their moon signs (my ex was Gemini, Haechan is Leo cuz their birthdays are about 4 days apart)

I think Haechan would be more in touch w his passionate and emotional side, again Leo isn’t necessarily empathetic, but highly validating and supportive for the ppl they love. Fiercely loyal and passionate. Yea the keyword here is passion lmao cuz my ex was v airy and go w the flow and I think Haechan is too but we can lit rally sEE his passionate side lol which also makes him more dramatic and expressive and open, and more loving bc luckily its Leo😌❤️

omg this is so interesting to read! obv there are environmental factors and everyone is their own individual person at the end of the day but it’s fun to see similarities and differences. i just wanna ask if your ex had the same rising as hyuck? bc scorpio risings tend to be p intuitive and stuff

#bye i have like the same chart as your ex oopsies #asks #thx for sharing! #also pls geminis overthink so much idk if we have a whatever energy😭 #smut warning

[lyriumsings]

i’m sorry but shipping loki and mobius is so funny to me. they’re clearly friends imo (I’m all for spitting in canon’s face and doing what you want tho) but i’m sorry it is actually hilarious to watch ppl turn mobius’s “final moments” where he talks about his life he doesn’t remember and jet skis as like this acclamation of love for loki is SO FUNNY FJDJDJDJ

In a similar vein, I do want him to have a romance one day and I don’t care if it’s mlm or wlm because he’s bi either way. I just don’t see that kind of chemistry between him and Sylvie or Mobius; it reads as familial. However, I am now hoping to god the day Loki gets a love interest it’s wlm or even a black man cuz we know the only thing y’all hate more than “het relationships” is black ppl being love interests (exhibit A the complete sideline of B-15 who ppl would absolutely be shipping w both Lokis were she a white man because all she does is antagonize them both and yall regularly read that as romance.) like the lengths y’all’s biphobic asses will go to preserve ur white mlm ships is actually haunting.

Like you have this one section of ppl that recognize Sylki is basically inc*st and then there’s this other crowd that is just viciously biphobic saying they “basically made Loki het” when we don’t even know what Loki feels about Sylvie because we don’t have the whole show; we’re going off of implications which tbf Loki already denied (ofc he could be lying but the more I sit with the episode the less I think they’re going to “fix Loki” by having him romance “himself”.) All because they don’t actually care about bisexuality beyond it serving as a tool to make their white mlm ship happen.

#loki #spoilers #loki spoilers #fandom critical #i wasn’t gonna post this but actually yeah i am #hopefully y’all will do the work for me and block me so i don’t have to see ur gross biphobic takes lol

[muwur]

do u think u could write something fluffy for atsumu? :D (if not, bc he just showed up in the anime, futakuchi?) nd they/them pronouns pls :3 ty ty!!!

dating headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for atsumu and futakuchi

❧ gn reader

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a/n: oml my first request fgrinffej thank u anon <3 been doing sum ~research~ and brainstorming snaccing and i hope this is okay ! >:) for u i shall do both ppl hehe. feel free to lmk if you would like me to redo or add anything, i wanna do my requests justice :*)

also i find myself gettin inspo at 4 am ofhfuohf i hope this is a bit fluffy, tho its a bit playful n snarky as well fnoggrefjf. also this took me so long bc i literaly got this whole other idea LMAOOOO but i find it more suitable as a separate piece so be on the lookout for that (nudge nudge itll feature atsumu ;) i got a bit carried away AAHA). here u goo

atsumu

✧ boi’s a tease

✧ on days he stays really late to practice so like?? most days LOL  you drop by a nearby eatery and pick up some fatty tuna (or something else, you like to change it up sometimes even if fatty tuna is his fave)  for him to munch on (gotta replenish your body!!)

✧ even though it’s for him, he’ll make you share the food with him as you both sit on a field nearby the gym

✧ likes to feed you but exaggerates it just to mess with you

✧ “say ahh, y/n” he coos with a smirk when he holds out some food from his chopsticks

✧ and just to mess with him back, you close your mouth around the piece, taking it from the chopsticks slowly and never breaking eye contact with him until after you chew and swallow

✧ “ah, that was delicious, honey” you smile cheekily

✧ rip atsumu, he malfuncc inside

✧ however

✧ fights you for the last piece of any food or snack you’re sharing

✧ “why even offer sharing if you’re just gonna hog it all”

✧ “you were just slower than me, that’s not my problem”

✧ in the end, he would definitely just let you have it. Only fights you when hes bored and wants to provoke you, which is often

✧ pretty affectionate in public. likes to ruffle your hair or place a head on your hand, no matter what height you are

✧ especially likes to do this when you’re annoyed at him, which kinda makes it not cute anymore and you just wanna punch him in the face

✧ as annoying as he could be tho you had to admit that your bickering could be quite fun he was definitely a caring partner

✧ is quick to take notice how youre feeling, liek:

✧  “hey, are you feeling okay?”

✧ “yeah im fine, why?”

✧ “you know you dont have to lie, right? you cant hide these things, anyways, i can just tell if something’s up. what’s wrong, babe?”

✧ pulls you aside to talk things out a little, then offers to spend some time together after practice  

✧ squeezes your hand as he walks you home, plants a soft kiss to your forehead before parting ways, and says goodnight

✧ he also notices any changes, no matter how small, in your appearances:

✧ *scrutinizing you* “what do you want, atsumu?”

✧ “did you do something different today? maybe like with your hair or uniform or something?”

✧ “o-oh, yeah, i did.”

✧ “hm. it really suits you, actually.”

✧ “oh, thanks. it’s such a small change, i didnt think anyone would notice--”

✧  “dont get too ahead of yourself, i didnt say it looked nice-- im kidding, im kidding!” he has to say in order to defend himself from your piercing glare

✧ lowkey highkey cant go long without seeing you

✧ so when he finally gets to spend some time with you, he’s even more touchy than usual

✧ you eye him suspiciously before saying, “you’re acting like you missed me or something”

✧  “yeah, i did miss you. something wrong with that?” he asks, burying his face in your neck as he hugs you from behind

✧ “yes, because its been two days”

✧ expect lots of kisses and hugs, though. mans is deprived and he gets what he wants (with consent, of course)

✧ makes sure everyone knows he’s there to stand up for you if necessary, which can be pretty intimidating

✧ loves it when you fall asleep on his shoulder. will take selfies with your sleeping face and show you later

✧  “you look cute even when you’re drooling all over my arm”

✧ doesn’t talk about how he sniffed or kissed your head when you were asleep. definitely doesn’t admit how he was whispering about how lucky he was to be in love with you asdfghjk

✧ was the first to admit he loved you

✧ it occurred after his team won a game to qualify for nationals. excitedly, you raced your way to meet him and tackled him in a hug. who cares if he was sweaty. “i knew you guys would win, and im so proud, atsumu.”

✧ he stumbled a bit and hugged back. he pulled away shortly to look you in the eye

✧  “y/n, i love you.”

✧ and all you could do was blush before he pulled you into a soft, yet passionate kiss

✧ surrounded by like. literally everyone lol

✧ osamu just fake gags in the background

✧ later that day:

✧  “sooooo do I get a reward for winning ? ;)”

✧  “dont push your luck”

✧ but you do spend the night just chilling at his place, watching a movie and cuddling, unwinding from a long day

futakuchi

✧ you met each other in class, bonding over how bored and sleepy you both were

✧ one day he started passing you notes and you went with along it until this class’s purpose in y’alls lives was just for goofing off and totally not to see each other’s smiles or be a bit flirty

✧ loves to mess around with you, but also thinks highly of you

✧ shortly after you started dating and met the boy’s volleyball team, moniwa asks you to please keep futakuchi in line

✧  “babe, please, you’re driving your seniors crazy”

✧ but ever since he became captain, you could sense that futakuchi seemed more responsible

✧ but poor bby was also wayyyy more tired than usual

✧ you poked his back with your pencil whenever you found him dozing off in class, just in time before he risked getting caught by the teacher

✧ you also nagged him about getting more rest and maintaining his health, doing things to help him out until he gave in and made a better attempt at taking care of himself

✧ unless you have other activities going on, you’d usually come by the gym to watch practice and then walk home with futakuchi

✧ you always bring him and his team snacks. they all love you, especially koganegawa

✧ “how are you and y/n dating, they’re so much nicer than futaku--”

✧ cant even finish his sentence before the captain smacks his head and poor kogane chokes on his snacc

✧ but les be real you also go to admire your manz

✧ on the walk home one day:

✧  “you hit a really good spike today”

✧ sheepishly scratches the back of his head, “oh, thanks. kogane’s sets are improving, so it’s getting easier to hit the ball”

✧ secretly loves and craves your praise

✧ futakuchi’s pretty down for pda. you two can often be seen walking down the aisles, hand in hand

✧ will also give you lots of pecks, especially on your cheeks and lips

✧ he also insists on helping you carry your things

✧ wants you to rely on him

✧ saw you shivering once and took his jacket off, draping it around you like nbd

✧ lets just say he wishes he coulda thought of that sooner dhqnwxhgergk  youre not allowed to look this cute

✧ but now you literally keep half his closet in your house cuz he always tells you to return it whenever you want

✧ could go on dates anywhere and literally have such a good time. the night market? y’all will share foods and play games the whole time. the park? he could go for a nice, relaxing walk, or if it’s at night, he’d love to lie in the grass and admire the night sky with you (as long as you hold hands lol). at home? would totally binge some shows or movies with you, has sour gummies n a blanket ready to share hog

✧ can be a tease, but will protect you at all costs

✧ glares at anyone who looks at you with interest (boi gets jealous)

✧ had to pull you into his arms and give you a kiss to save you from getting hit on by someone from a rival school. “hey babe, i’ve been looking for you. let’s head back, everyone’s waiting.”

✧ you happily follow him, not noticing how futakuchi looks back at his now sworn-enemy and sticks his tongue out at them

✧ he will fIGHT anyone who hurts you, is very overprotective to say the least

✧ always makes sure he knows where you’re at, starts to worry a bit if you’ve gone mia

✧ got reallly worried one time when he called you like 5 times and you didnt pick up!

✧ 20 minutes later his phone rings and he picks it up immediately. “hello? y/n? are you okay?? you haven’t been answering me for a while.”

✧  “ahh, yes, im sorry about that, my phone died :P”

✧ thinks the best cuddles are the ones in which you both end up falling asleep. also likes to admire your sleeping face totes not a creeper

✧ also loveloveloves to snuggle you from behind and bury his face in your neck and loves to just smELL you

✧ you told him you loved him first

✧ you were having a rough day when you heard a knock on your door

✧ opening it, you found a futakuchi giving you a small smile and carrying a plastic bag full of goodies. “i, uh, didn’t want you to be alone, so i thought we could hang out for a bit? just us two, your favorite snacks, and whatever else you want to do”

✧ touched by his gesture, you pulled him in by his jacket’s collar and gave him a long kiss

✧ after separating, you looked into his eyes as you cupped his face gently. “thank you, kenji. i love you. this means a lot to me”

✧ ejiufnicenjfdhksujsk he nearly melted in place

✧ later tries playing the pocky game with you, but then y’all forget about the pocky after your first round and stick to the smooching

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu reader insert #atsumu x reader #atsumu miya #futakuchi kenji #futakuchi x reader #haikyuu x you

[otometearoom]

I Finished Tsumugu Logic!! Overview/Rant

It took me a month, but I finished the last chapter of the game and got the true ending. I will keep playing to get all of the other bad ends, etc. 

I have so so many feels about this game, y’all. I will be highlighting a few chapters in the game, so if you haven’t finished it. Beware of spoilers!!

[MANY SPOILERS/ENDINGS BELOW]

To recount my feelings throughout the game for each character: 

1. Tsumugu is a cutie pie. I actually really related to him, because I’m also at that point in my life where I have to decide what exactly I want to do for the rest of my life. I just finished university, but I’m still unsure about my career ahahah. So, seeing Tsumugu struggle to figure his life out was refreshing. 

2. “Sosei” is so hot. I laid eyes on him and thought, uh-oh, he’s my new addiction ahahah. I would buy his merchandise if there was any. The dude loves sweets (how cute is that) and he has such a good head for mysteries (my dream man). Plus, he’s a tsundere but really cares about Tsumugu, often giving hints and advice to him. He’s a very trustworthy older brother/senpai. I could gush over how much I love Sosei for ages. His drunken habits -> those are to die for. He becomes so lewd and straightforward. I love it. 

“Koyo”, on the other hand, I didn’t like him as much as Sosei. Which is weird, cause I love ikemen. Maybe I’m just drawn more into the withdrawn, mysterious guys?? I do like the concept of twin brothers though. I have a bit of a dirty mind so when the twins said they shared everything, even their gf, I was like ohohoho, 3p? 

I absolutely enjoyed the twins together though. I love seeing them pretend to be the other. I wish they had more of an appearance lol. I could even say that Sosei and Koyo are a scale higher than Tsumugu for me. I wish the twins were the main protagonists ahahah. No offense Tsumugu. 

I’ll just summarize my first impressions for others real quick: 

3. Kotoko - I thought she was cute, but I never really liked her and couldn’t quite pinpoint exactly why. This feeling will come into play later on. So at first, I was like meh, she’s okay, I guess. But, as I learned more about her, I really didn’t like her character that much. I mean, I wouldn’t say I hated her but I didn’t find her as a good fit for Tsumugu. 

- When she told Tsumugu to be a salesman or whatever. I was like, do you even know Tsumugu? Lmao. I didn’t know if it was just me empathizing with Tsumugu cuz I’ve often been told of what I should be, but no one asks what I want to be. 

- When she didn’t want to help Mirei, I thought how odd, for someone who tries to befriend everyone, she’s not doing so well as a heroine. I mean, it was realistic, at least. But, I think the chapter where she admits that she tries really hard to fit in so others will like her was starting to draw some red flags for me. It made me wonder how much of her was ‘real’. Idk if I’m making any sense though.

- When she swung the knife at Tsumugu, I didn’t hate her as much as I did when she swung the knife at Sosei (who protected Tsumugu) and killed him. I was furious then. 

4. Sally - I admit I was really turned off by the girly lolita style. Mainly because I’m more tomboyish irl. But, she had a good sense of justice so I actually liked her. It did come as a shock to me though that she was the “gorilla” girl that was forced to kiss Nozaki. Tbh, I was kinda sad she died at the end. Like, I know she killed Hikone, but I could understand her motive better than I could understand Kotoko’s motive. Maybe cuz I have an older brother and can’t see myself being a brocon? ahahah. 

5. Toma - In terms of hotness, he comes 2nd right after Sosei. He’s a really good friend. And I absolutely adore how he scares ppl with his glare lol. i love yankees ahaha. He’s not afraid to speak his mind. He’s a very solid character.

6. Daimon - My girl crush. High key curious who she’s arranged to marry because her fiance seems boring. Who takes an hour to choose a handkerchief? Anyways, Im sad that Daimon and Sosei never got to meet because I’m low key shipping them. Idk if they’d click well romantically because they’re so similar, but I would’ve loved for some sort of interaction. They’d make for an epic couple, solving mysteries. I really wanna write a fic for them. 

7. Tsukasa Tsukasa - I didn’t like him because of the cheating and blaming on my poor Toma, but after that, he was okay. Plus, he helped write the Tsumugu’s love letter to Kotoko. Which I find is funny, because Kotoko copied Tsukasa’s writing, thinking it was Tsumugu’s. Ahahah. The lesson here, folks, is that don’t use your own handwriting in love letters, you never know if you’re crush will copy said handwriting into your own suicide letter. 

8. Mirei - that girl can sing. I kinda cried after hearing it cuz I was going through something at the time and it really encouraged me. 

9. Landlady & Hikkimori - Both names that I can’t remember off the top of my head. I think both people are fun. The landlady is super supportive. And the hikkimori refusing to talk with Sosei made for a fun dynamic. I genuinely enjoyed seeing Sosei offended. Nice way to see emotions on my fave character. 

10. Other characters (Rindo, Happy, Travel Club Members) - I genuinely did not care enough about ahahah. I think I even enjoyed seeing some of them murdered, tbh. They were really horrible people in different ways. 

The Black club members headed under Fumi. Like what? How do you control victims to be assailants and live with yourself to be a future kindergarten teacher? Like what? I couldn’t live with myself if I was her. Plus, her disproportionately large boobs were really weirding me out. I can’t believe Yu died all because Fumi wanted to f*ck him. It’s like one day you’re living your best life and someone thinks, ah, I wanna ruin this person. 

Don’t even get me started with Nozaki. That dude is a piece of trash. Human garbage. He knows how it feels to be a victim and yet thinks it’s his right to assault women. I wanted to slap that guy so hard. So many times. He was like the boy who cried wolf. He kept pretending to be dead and eventually died in the hands of Kotoko. XD I wonder what his last thoughts were. To have died in the hands of someone he trusted. 

Hikone was another nutcase. From what I understood, he just saw everyone else as characters in his book. Sure, he didn’t physically harm anyone, but doing nothing and observing is just as much of a crime as committing it. 

Shun. I never really like cutesy guys. But when he turned out to be an ex-pimp plus lover of Fumi, he fell off the likeable scale. 

Yoshimoto being an uncontrollable drunk murderer was the only thing needed to complete the psycho Travel Club members. Tbh, I thought he was the one behind the killings at first ahaha. 

Suguha. I thought she was a tough chick. It was cool to know that she had another motive to get closer to Fumi. Because I thought it was weird how she took her cellphone at the BBQ restaurant. It’s nice to know that SEEC still foreshadows like that. 

#tsumugu logic #seec #spoilers

[onereallygoodlambonastick]

1, 2, 7, 8, 9 and 10 please

finally some good fucking food, thanks anon;

1. What themes would you like to write about that you feel don’t get explored very often?

Generally speaking, I think the in-betweens, the casual time-skips, and the quick intermissions are the things that get glossed over the most. The “missing scenes”, if you will--the hours after a squabble between a team, the morning before the battle, the months where a child sat idle, the dreams that turned into prophecy. 

I also think the theme of re-connection is not often explored--its always “love on first sight” kind of deal, but what about the enduring kind of love, the kind that stays like an ache in your bones? the one you remember and miss? the one you long for like a phantom limb?

2. What are some common elements of stories you are tired of seeing? What would you avoid writing about? 

This varies wildly between fandoms, but probably the thing they all have in common is: mindless smut. Just straight up down and dirty fucking, with no motive or prompting or characterization. Just the author smashing two guys (usually) at the hips and being done with it. 

That’s fine; we all love to see it. It’s just so dull sometimes. 

I need some intricacy, some intimacy, some ache, some angst, some destructive lines and some ruthless gut-punches, you know? Not a guy coming for the fifth time. 

For the AFTG fandom: I’m tired of seeing people being fine with the way Sakavic treated her characters and coddling Neil & Andrew in the face of it. I don’t hate Andreil, I feel like I should say, but so much of it relies on one or the other sticking people with their knives or fists and that’s such a toxic love, a misconception of what a “good” relationship should be. Now, there are some brilliant fics I’ve read that are just gorgeous with the concept of Andreil--that was what I wished Sakavic had the ability to achieve in her series, while giving dignity to Kevin Day and the rest of the characters that were there and LIVED despite the romance. 

So, obviously, I would avoid doing any of the above I just mentioned, and pray that you will too. Just let these ppl breathe, alright?

For the AoT fandom (yeah i dabbled cuz the manga is just. depressing man): same issue---too much fucking, not enough talking and emoting. Why are there so many goddamned high school AUs? My god. I need a fic that gets down and dirty with the shit going down in the manga and take me through it so I can stand to continue. What about the grief and mourning and the betrayal of it all? Can I get me some of that? Lord, don’t go near the Levi/Eren tag. Y’all just don’t even knock it. Go to Levi/Erwin or something. Or just don’t. Don’t.

For the BNHA fandom (lol. a staple): actually, there’s quite a bit of diversity here so I geniunely can’t complain about much. The sheer magnitude of the English-speaking fandom helps on that end, I suppose. I do think there should be more fics looking at the Shit n Grit of Hero’s society tho, Stain-style. The people the heroes couldn’t save or didn’t want to, the forgotten bodies and the cooling hands, the victims that never got closure, the heroes who got maimed and multilated and couldn’t get back on their feet once the limelight left em. Those sorts of things. I think the fact we see thru the rosy-eyed worldviews of a bunch of green-eared kids deludes people to the fact that People Are Fucking Bad and Disgusting almost all the time. So exploring that, I think, is far more worthwhile. 

But I will also take injury aftermath. I’m not a monster.

For the KNY fandom: EYYY we talk about grief and suffering a lot which if you haven’t noticed, is kind of my Jam! Actually, this fandom prob hits a lot of my sweet spots: role reversals, grief/mourning aftermath, SabiGiyuu, Sabito Lives, the usual! Can’t really say much abt this. Except, there’s a lot of Demon Sex and Rape and, uh. Guys? Can we go back for a hot sec?

For the Code Geass fandom (*rubs hands in glee*): SO this is the fandom I’m most active in aside from AFTG at this precise moment. It’s pretty dead, tbh. My favorite two fics in the AO3 archive was published in 2014 and the author hasn’t written for my fav pairing (Suzaku/Lelouch) since. So. There’s that. There’s also a lot of fucking here! And gross cishet dynamics, but, uh, whatever. I think the Emperor Lelouch/Knight of Zero Suzaku has been overused and abused for rough sex and just general Angst-ing it out. I wanna see how their dynamic plays out like that for sure, but what about when they still had secrets between them a mile wide and had to tell each other half-lies and half-truths? How about them coping with the fact of their betrayals and the death of their loved ones at the hands of each other? Where’s the hardcore shit? 

Think this fandom doesn’t want to dig their fingers in too deep. Shame. 

Another thing: CC is not an immortal seductress. My god give her pizza and some fucking DEPTH. She’s a walking encyclopedia, not some mysterious slut machine! Get your stereotypes and fetishes outta here!

Final thing: TALK ABOUT THE SHIT SUZAKU HAS BEEN THROUGH! He’s not just Lelouch’s boytoy or knight! Stop that! Examine his abuse, his time with the military, his span as a pawn! Look at his motivations and his internalized disgust for himself as a Japanese that was ingrained in him by an oppressive fucking system! Why does he bow? Why is he silent? Speak for him!

7. Favorite description in your wip? (If asked more than once, respond with a new piece each time)

Suzaku watched him watch the discoloring, and Suzaku watched the stillness change into the bare bones of animosity. It was almost kind, the way Lelouch turned his face away and shifted his grip to snatch up the antiseptic.

Neither of them spoke as sharp hands dabbed at the slightly split skin and wet bruising. It stung, but only a little. Long minutes passed like this, Lelouch exchanging swabs for cloths, Suzaku sitting still and watching him work.

Neither of them mentioned the scatter of old deadened skin, puckered across Suzaku’s build like a migration of mutilated fish.

8. Favorite dialogue in your wip? (If asked more than once, respond with a new piece each time)

"You know I can't be seen with you two."

"And I just warned you to not be a coward." Lelouch's eyes gleamed. Again, the challenge was there, and like a fool only Lellouch could make of him, Suzaku took it, open-mouthed and open-palmed.

"Fine," Suzaku said, not knowing what he'd promised himself to: a dinner or a duel. Even though the last time Lelouch picked up a sword it was wooden and he was tiny and cute and clumsy. But Lelouch didn’t need blades to cut. "I'll be there. Does Nunnally still enjoy a good scone?"

"Bring the blueberry ones," Lelouch said, extending the comment like a plank between them, and leapt off the wall, into the white sun. "One for the bastardly son and one for the disowned daughter."

Suzaku followed him out into the blaze of heat, feeling the crude perch of his laughter at the base of his throat. He was so fucking dramatic. "Which one of us do you mean?"

9. What scene was the hardest to write for you and why?

From the same wip fic from above--I’m stuck on the “light” kind-of crackish scene where Suzaku is literally just exasperated with Rivalz and his porn mags. Like I just can’t write it. It’s too.....friendly. And “nice”.

10. What scene was the most fun to write for you and why?

Out of the same fic as above: probably the scene from #8. It was fun to see how coy and rough-mouthed Suzaku could get once he’s together with Lelouch. Just to see them fool around with each other whilst keeping secrets but also somehow be honest was very satisfying and interesting to write out. They are just boys, there. Just boys. In love.

#aftg #all for the game #code geass #suzalulu #bnha #aot #kny #my writing #my fic #soy replies #asks

[1eos]

Ok but no you’re right. The amount of times I’ve seen people parked on the side of the road and my town has small streets almost one way in size and it pisses me off lmao. As well as people stopping to talk to somebody at their door or in their yard! Like can y’all call or text other people have to get through!

do not get me started on ppl blocking the street cuz they too busy talking. it happens all the time on the street where i live nd im always tempted to hit the gas!!!!! MOVE BITCH!!!!!!! black ppl really don’t know how to act when it comes to street etiquette nd that’s the only time i ever wish i lived in a white neighborhood bc they will have 18 cars nd park them all in a GARGAGE. OUT OF THE WAY. WHERE CARS BELONG

#fluffyeddybear

[twilightofthe]

Star Wars Characters in an Avatar: The Last Airbender AU

So I’ve been thinking of this for a while. The way I’m doing it, only Force-Sensitives will be benders cuz that feels right

PREQUELS

Anakin Skywalker: Earthbender. Well, actually he’d be the Avatar and his best skill would be firebending, but Anakin grows up in the Earth Kingdom in this AU in that desert where he races sandships and wins by sandbending. He also figures out metalbending cuz he’s a nerd and still good with metals and mechanics.

Obi Wan Kenobi: Firebender. NO WAIT LISTEN. Firebender!Obi is a hill I will die on because ik he might SEEM more like water or air or even earth, the guy in ATLA who Obi Wan mirrors the closest is Uncle Iroh. They both are distinguished war generals former war generals who ended up outcasts because the government they served was no longer what they stood for and their loved ones got hurt/killed. Both are the Wise Old Mentor who guide the troubled young men whose fathers brutally maimed them. Both are fucking deadly when they want to be and only grow stronger with age. The only difference is that Obi Wan gets along with Mark Hamill while Iroh.... Does Not. Obes is a firebender because he knows how to control it. Also, if Anakin goes evil in this AU, y’all KNOW the Mustafar fight in this would have to be an Agni Kai. Speaking of, another firebender story Obi Wan matches is Roku (yes he’s the avatar but again, was born Fire) whose friendship fallout with Firelord Sozin is VERY similar to Obi Wan and Anakin’s mess, right down to someone’s wife dying because of their BS.

Padmé Amidala: Earth Kingdom. She also leads the Kyoshi Warriors cuz c’mon Pads and her royal handmaidens are basically MADE for that right down to the facepaint. She serves the Earth King, and is a diplomat between nations

Ahsoka Tano: Waterbender. Ooooooh I debated this for a while whether she should be water, air, or fire, but ultimately chose water cuz Ahsoka gives off big Korra vibes. She’s from the Southern Water Tribe, probably figured out bloodbending but flat out refuses, more of a fighter than a healer, WILL freeze your ass Elsa-style.

Qui Gon Jinn: Airbender. Yeah so no one wiped out the airbenders in this AU, he’s the go-with-the-flow type and has the same tendency to pick up weird animals. It was between air earth and water for him but I figured he was too stubborn for water and too idealistic for earth. Definitely uses his height to wield a big airending staff around and can knock like twenty ppl over at once. Figures out energybending but only to really make his plants grow xD

Satine Kryze: Water Tribe. Ooooooh y’all Satine was the one I had the most difficulty with because ugh basically ALL freaking Mandalorians are fiery hotheads and Satine the most fiery of them all so putting her as the nonbending pacifist leader of a bunch of firebenders is VERY tempting because that would make an interesting story. However, I ultimately chose Water Tribe, the Northern Water Tribe in particular because Satine feels a lot like Princess Yue. Very put-upon leader who’s facing enemies from the outside as well as arguments within her own advisors, just wants the best for her people, ultimately willing to die for her beliefs and her people when some asshole outsider comes in and attacks, traumatizes her boyfriend when she does die and the fandom tends to poke gentle fun at her boyfriend for it afterwards. Also, Bo Katan and her Nite Owls feel a lot like the water tribe wolf warriors to me.

Palpatine: Firebender/Earth King. Yes this makes sense because although Sidious HAS to be a firebender because lightningbending, he also has to be able to screw over Padmé and Anakin. So, he’s a firebender who manages to manipulate his way into the Earth Kingdom and take control of the throne and Ba Sing Se. May or may not still hold power in Fire Nation and talk them into invading everyone anyway or not, but he’s def evil.

Yoda: SWAMPBENDER. Bahaha ok so I know that the swampbenders all kinda fell under waterbender status, right? But yea waterbender would work really well for Yoda, but you KNOW he lives in the swamp as a cretin alllll the time in this AU and trolls everyone else and likes splashing them in the face. Yoda could also def be an airbender

Count Dooku: Earthbender. Dooku is solid, tall, works with the earth, and I think Form 2 kinda looks the most “grounded”, shall I say, of all the forms. Just the way he moves and his stubbornness definitely say earthbender to me, though he could also def be fire

Mace Windu: Firebender. The way in canon he’s all about self-control and knowing how to work with the darker side of you and the rage that’s there, yea, Mace would be a smokin’ (haha) firebender

Maul: Firebender (dammit there’s too many Fire Nation in this AU see this is another reason why I put Satine in water). Maul’s all about the fiery anger, again would really work well for a faceoff against fire!Obi Wan in this AU, Maul to me really looks like a tragic, worst-case scenario never-redeemed!Zuko. So basically Azula lol which ALSO works very well for the S7 Maul vs. water!Ahsoka fight echoing the final Azula and Katara fight

Ventress: Airbender. No, not just because she’s bald and has tats xD. Ventress would make very good use of the air glider AND the airbender ability to create a bubble around someone and suffocate them. (Airbenders can’t be pacifists in this AU otherwise the only people who could go there would be Satine and the Organas lol). She fights in almost a dancer, flying around sort a way that’s similar to what Aang does, and I could also see her whapping someone with an airstaff.

Jango Fett/Boba Fett/The clones: Earth/Fire. Ok so idk how clones would exist in this universe so I’m just gonna say Jango gets around and has a LOT of kids. Jango seems a lot like a down to earth get ‘er done kind of guy, he’s got the heavy hitting kind of play the Earth Kingdom likes. Boba would be much more of a Fire Nation emigrant. The clones I’d say are mostly Earth Kingdom in personality if I had to pick with a smidge of water and some fire of their own.

Bail Organa: Fire Nation. Bail is the one who lives in the Fire Nation and refuses to really play any way besides fairly. Also good for if he and Breha raise Leia because Reasons

Bonus! Hondo Ohnaka: Air Nomad. Hondo has no bending abilities, but he flies around on a flying bison named Melch and Causes Problems. He harasses Fire Nation blimps and Earth Kingdom trading routes and dive bombs the Water Tribe and is just the Horrible Goose of the ATLA!SW world.

ORIGINAL TRILOGY REBELS AND ROGUE ONE COMING UP NEXT

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