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honourablejester · 6 months
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On the topic of wizard character concepts, a slightly older idea of mine, stemming from the discussion of the various schools and what it might say about a wizard to consciously choose them. Specifically, the idea that people might think that abjuration wizards are cowards for clinging to the most protective aspects of magic.
Which, in my head, combined with the idea of tiefling virtue names, and a very traumatised tiefling who named themselves Craven, in the deep conviction that yes, they are a coward.
And, if you’re going to have a traumatised character, you go to Van Richten’s Guide to Ravenloft and give them the Haunted One background. And not just because it’s one of my favourites, but because, since we’re a wizard, as in a bookish nerd, there’s a pre-made harrowing event that traumatised the hell of us right there: “You opened an eldritch tome and saw things unfit for a sane mind. You burned the book, but its words and images are burned into your psyche.”
So. Our little baby tiefling wizard read a bad book, a bad book that fully scarred them for life and turned their hair literally white, and ever since then they’ve devoted their studies to the magic of protection, and renamed themselves in the full and sincere belief that they’re a coward. I am picturing a rail-thin hollow-eyed nerd literally hugging their spellbook for protection.
But why would a traumatised and self-professed coward go adventuring? Because they saw horrors, vast, incomprehensible horrors, and they know their pathetic magic right now wouldn’t stop a hair of it. If it can’t stop a goblin arrow, it sure as hell can’t stop an eldritch thing from beyond the stars. So they need to improve their magic, and the only way to improve defensive magic is to, well, defend. Plus. All their wards and libraries wouldn’t stop what they saw either. Sometimes the best defence is a good offence, or at the very least entails acquiring enough specific information to create targeted defence. Such as finding and preventing the access point from opening, for example.
I kind of want the book they read to be the work of a scholar afflicted by an allip. They didn’t get far enough into it to actually contract the allip’s curse and become one, but they came damn close. Hence why there was some actual physical transformation as a result. The hair-turns-white-with-shock thing is an old trope, but an enjoyable one, and I want it.
(Look, allips are one of my favourite creatures, they’re cool, shattered traumatised undead who discovered secrets man was not meant to know, and who are desperately trying to share that hideous knowledge to relieve themselves of its burden).
I think we’ll take Eldritch Adept somewhere down the line, for Armour of Shadows or possibly Devil’s Sight. And I’m flipflopping between Glasya and Levistus tiefling, because I think Armour of Agathys might also be a part of their heritage they cling to, but Invisibility would also be tempting for them. (I would love if a DM let my tiefling’s innate spells act like the ones from the updated races, as in I could have them be INT based and also cast them with spell slots. If that was the case, I feel like definitely Levistus tiefling).
So you have this patient, methodical, high-strung, twitchy, deeply traumatised scholar who has self-loathing embedded directly in their core, doggedly out here rattling and shuddering their way through the terror because there’s worse terrors waiting and they’ve got to be ready for them.
Yes, I have a type, why do you ask?
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whereserpentswalk · 4 days
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Reblog so that the creature will come to you. Like to enhance their power.
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waterdeeping · 5 months
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I guess you ruled out flowers and chocolates altogether then.
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jannasophia · 7 days
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𝑨𝒓𝒄𝒉𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒆 // 𝑴𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝑺𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓
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mercury-and-scry · 1 month
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with the 1.6 update, I revamp my extremely normal and average farmer.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months
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ERIDAN: shit man this wwizard wwar is fucked. i just saww a guy clap his hands together n say "the ten hells" or some similar shit n evveryone around him turned inside out, had their tibias explode and then disappeared. no one evven blinked wwhen he did that. thats howw common shit like this is. my ass is castin frostbite n levvel twwo poison. i think i just heard "powwer word: scrunch" twwo groups ovver. i gotta get the fuck outta here
ROXY: wait time out. ur in here and ur not immortal!!? and ure only lvl 2 or 3? holy SHIT go find somewhere 2 hide! or powerlevel ig but still!!
ERIDAN: wwh. wwhy are you shocked? i thought wwe wwere bein wwizard conscripted? wwere wwe not? WWHY AM I HERE
ROXY: U GOT WIZARD CONSCRIPTED? IM HERE FOR FUN, WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!
ROSE:
I SUMMON XESLANAYAG THE IMPENETRABLE.
ERIDAN: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK man it only gets WWORSE
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Big shout-out to the ocs and lore that depicts physical/appearance changes due to high concentration and uses of magic btw that shit is so cool. Whether your wizard's hair turns blue or straight up grows an extra arm due to the excessive amount of powerful magic they use everyday I eat that shit up. Bonus points if it's a rare/newly discovered condition or if your wizard is just straight up unrecognizable from arc 1 to arc 4. Bonus bonus points if the wizard gains a disability from it and has to learn to adapt to their new condition
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Gary Gygax & Brian Blume - Dungeons & Dragons, Supplement III: Eldritch Wizardry - TSR Rules - 1979
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leidensygdom · 4 months
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I just wanted to show Argy's actual scale besides an average-sized character. She's kinda tall (even with her bad posture-). Did you know her back halo pops up when she's interested in something? (also when she's angry, but that's something for another day!)
you get approached by massive giant robot lady, wdyd
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essektheylyss · 11 months
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"I mean, that's kind of the story of the wizard, right? My magic is all effort."
Entirely correct. The most long-suffering class. It's why they often turn to hubristic madness.
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shitpostingkats · 8 days
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You guys have no idea how badly I need Aguefort x Lapin to be canon. Not only do we need more Lapin content, not only is it incredibly funny for Arthur Aguefort to have multiple magical animal paramours across time and space, I need Fig and Ayda to bond over their parent's utterly insane polycules. I need Ayda to stiffly introduce Lapin as her step-father. I need him hanging out at the Compass Points and awkwardly trying to bond with his boyfriend's daughter because Aguefort may be barred from having any contact with Ayda but his hookup from another timeline isn't. I need Lapin to transfer all of his honed sinister advisor skills and experience as a babysitter of willfull princesses to being a Weird Uncle. I need Fig and Aydas' "Yeah my estranged dad showed up again in my life and now I have a weird stepdad as well" emotional bonding and discussion. I need for at their wedding the first row of seats is entirely taken up by all five Fathers Of The Bride.
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ELDER BRAIN 
by Nino Is
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pastelpuppet · 1 year
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I was reminded it was lesbian week and that it would be a crime not to post this old art of the titular lesbians themselves!!! Happy lesbian week everyone!
(I’d love to redraw this one day honestly, I love them so much!!!!)
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Pro Tour Eldritch Moon 2016 Poster by Dan Mumford
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chaos-familiar · 2 months
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If someone can guess what I am thinking, then I will give the winner(s) one (1) problematic spell and an invitation to my cult.
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the-eldritch-one · 25 days
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Do not make a deal with Cthulhu, it is a scam and terrible at its job. The best eldritch horrors keep their business quiet. That man got that close to finding out its secrets. Any good eldritch entity knows how to protect their secrets with horror and incomprehension.
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