an intense hatred of capitalism vs an intense love of trinkets
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goblin and crow fellers, please take a look at my updated trinket box !! i found most of these on the ground or from the stuff we were going to throw away n i feel so funky looking at them 🐞🐸 🐛
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Crow boyfriend; collects shiny trinkets, occasionally gives them to you. Might steal a screw from your bathroom. Means very well
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Please can I have night vision? I love the dark, the dark is wonderful and calming and pretty and I am a wacky little vampire or I would be if I COULD SEE WHAT I’M DOING.
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I am germlin
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In that case, your complimentary jar of dirt and several snails will be arriving to your location in 3-5 business days. Do not ask how we know your location. The crows told us.
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Okay but like how long does a person have to be dead before it’s considered archeology to dig them up instead of grave robbing? And furthermore on that train of thought, if like say it’s fifty years does that mean legally were allowed to dig up graves in the name of archeology? Cause if so I’m gonna go dig up Vincent Price and fist bump his corpse.
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depends on your definition of wrong, eh cousins?
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currently sending rats to your location
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hello friends. i haven’t posted in awhile. but I’ve come to announce George’s return as a man, and one still missing a leg. i haven’t spotted him in ages but I’m proud to see him another year.
here he is as a wee babe.
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