Patton: AAAHHHH
Patton: *puts a cup down over a spider*
Remus: *appears; smiles; puts 2 more cups down beside Patton’s*
Patton: Come on, Remus, please no, don’t… DON’T-
Remus: *starts shuffling the cups*
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Janus normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps the underprivileged poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Janus, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Jason: Do I have any regrets? *pulls out long list*
Jason: "Achieving consciousness-" that was a big one.
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Virgil: People who celebrate holidays based on numbers are annoying, pass it on.
Logan: Fuck you and happy Pi day everyone.
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·°A silly interaction°·+
"Rawr!" >:]
Logan sighed "For the last time Remus, Dinosaurs most definitely didn’t roar, they were more likely to have made a cooing type sound."
Remus gave an evil grin "Rawrrr!"
logan ". . ."
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Regulus: someone accused me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it’s fun and, crucially, very very easy
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Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?
Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.
Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?
Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-
Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.
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