@bullybon // short starter call !
"HEY T.J.," Mischievous grin as Michael holds up the can of spray paint, shaking it to grab the other's attention. "Guess what I grabbed earlier?" Complete with multiple different colors ( that he is not yet old enough to purchase legally, but it's not like he just stole them either— it's fine! ), he tosses the blue one to T.J. "Y'wanna find something to use 'em on with me?"
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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your tits”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from gandalf.
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The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.
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AND ZAC OYAMA JOINS THE RANKS OF PLAYERS THAT READ THE FUCKING BOOK, BRENNAN
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Twelve year old Robin, currently kidnapped: Is it true you used to date my dad?
Two Face: w h a t
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😘sexy💯 independent😈✨free-thinker😝🎱 roger, roger!🙊real🏅yes, we are hooman😇💫all your base are belong to us👍🙌🏼💋
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Family Group hugs
Be a good proton, but keep your expectation down, Caine.
"..It brings my digital heart GREAT joy to see you're all satisfied and happy!"
"LET GO OF US YOU [@#$%&] PAIR OF DENTURES I SWEAR I-"
"ooh, a chimaera birdwing!"
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ねるでち…
Kofu am going to sleep...
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Mr J dragon!! (With an annoying lil brother kofu dragon) 🤭
#74 & #75 - 流浪貓 (liúlàng māo / stray cat) & 威脅者 (wēixié zhě / menace) - My two favorite internet cats!!! A master and his apprentice 💖🐈💕🐈⬛💞
@straycatj I turned you into a dragon…I hope it’s ok……
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