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[silverflame2724]

Wei Wuxian is a young prodigious scholar renowned in cultivation world and the lans are very happy to host him during their yearly lectures. He wasn't adopted by the jiangs but still is a cultivator and scholar and damn good at it. The whole lan sect being the sucker for rules and books and knowledge, love the young scholar who is so famous while being younger than their second jade.

Now coming on to the angst 😈. Jiangs try to stake claim over wwx trying the card of emotional manipulation that his parents lived there. And jins try to betrothe wwx with someone of their clan. All this makes wwx so confused? Like he's kinda naive due to those emotional manipulation. In conclusion the lans get truly angry and snap. They show their secretly dark side and take their precious lan er furen with them.

Please do this one.

It took me some time to find a reasonable background for Wei Wuxian, so I hope you enjoy! (I actually wasn't sure if you wanted me to have WWX be alone growing up or not, so I'll make do with what I have.)

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When Wei Wuxian's parents went on night hunts, they typically left him in an inn with enough money for the few days they were gone. However, a particular harrowing night hunt that took many more days than usual caused them to come back late and find their son wandering the streets in rags. Wei Changze and Cangse Sanren went back to the inn and demanded their stuff back before realizing that this could not go on. If they left their son at at inn and didn't come back in time, what sort of horrors could befall their only son?

So they did the smart thing and left him with a trusted friend and scholar of theirs from the empire. They had met this traveling scholar while on the road and had saved him from a hoard of attacking monsters.

Since then, the scholar, Xu Fenghe, had occasionally employed them as his bodyguards and gradually became their close friend throughout the years. They knew his character and trusted him enough to take care of both their belongings and their child.

And, sure enough, one terrible night hunt later left little Wei Ying orphaned all at once. Xu Fenghe knew that the two did night hunts for income to feed their child and themselves, but they honestly shouldn't have taken such grueling ones knowing that they might not come back alive.

Fenghe mourned his friends and decided to take care of their child as if he were his own. He took their bodies back and buried them both near a beautiful magnolia tree near his house. And then, gently, he explained the concept of death to a young Wei Ying who shouldn't have needed to know of this.

The boy did not seem to understand death, but seemed to know that his parents would no longer come back. He became despondent for a while.

But as Xu Fenghe grew closer to the boy and adopted him, he opened up a little and within a few years, was the same bright, bubbly child, if just a little more subdued.

Xu Fenghe had no heir to his name but he had siblings that he had planned to pass his estate to when he died. Naturally, people thought that he would make Wei Ying his heir. But no, that child was destined to walk his parents' path and Fenghe did not want to restrict his adopted son from doing anything.

He gave the child his parents' cultivation method and allowed him free reign over his library. He even bought the child talisman paper and research materials and whatnot.

It goes without saying that Fenghe doted on Wei Ying. But, he supposed he was a little overprotective. Having been a scholar and even one that served the current Emperor, he knew of the daggers people hid behind kind faces and rumors that could break even the strongest of souls.

He didn't isolate Wei Ying, but nevertheless, kept him away from the ugly side of human society. Despite this, with the talismans that Wei Ying sold under Fenghe's direction, he gradually became known as a young inventor to the cultivation world and cultivators from all over clamoured to get a piece of him.

Xu Fenghe was glad that he had some amount of power and connections within jianghu. Otherwise, waving off those arrogant cultivators that thought they had a god-given right to his child's talents would have been a hassle.

However, he knew he couldn't wave them off forever. Wei Ying, now with the courtesy name of Wuxian as his parents desired, received an invitation letter from the Lan sect, hoping for his attendance.

Xu Fenghe was still wary of cultivators, but Gusu Lan had a clean enough reputation. And besides, they had a larger library and a wealth of knowledge that A' Ying was sure to eat up.

The starry-eyed look A' Ying had when he told him of all the books and research he could do in the Lan sect made him not regret his decision. But he still had to warn his child of the dangers of letting strangers too close.

"A' Ying, I know you're friendly but make sure to keep your cards close. Don't get overly close to anyone until you are sure you can trust them."

"Hmph! This is the fourth time you told me that Xu-shushu! I got it already!!" He whined.

"I know, but I can't help but be protective. It wasn't that long ago when they thought the could steal you away from your home."

"Heheh, don't worry, I'll be careful!"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes!"

"Okay then, but make sure to send weekly updates!"

"Hahaha, will you miss me that much, Shushu?"

Fenghe patted his head, "Of course I will, you may not be my son by blood but you are my son nonetheless."

"Hehe," A' Ying giggled happily at that and packed everything.

Fenghe made sure to send him with a guard to escort him all the way there. He could only hope his child would be safe.

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Wei Wuxian marveled at the Cloud Recesses when he arrived. The walls were tall and white and pretty! He had never seen so much white before! Though....for such a beautiful place, they sure had a weak barrier. The one I made surrounding Xu-shushu’s home is definitely a lot sturdier. I wonder if the Lan sect will let me tinker with it.

He got up to the entrance and showed his invitation card. He was given a jade pass that would allow him to pass through the barrier and a guide to get him to his room. A jade pass to get into the Cloud Recesses? I really have to wonder about their security. I mean, couldn’t anyone just take one of these, replicate it and be able to get into the Cloud Recesses? Unless the Lan sect is able to revoke a particular jade pass’s permission to enter. Hmm, I’ll ask about that later. 

 He said his goodbyes to his bodyguard, a tall, solemn man whom he had grown up with and turned to the guide to lead him to his quarters.

“No invitation, no entry.” He heard behind him. He turned to look and caught a flash of purple and heard some angered voices.

“Wei-gongzi?” called his guide.

“Hm? Oh! Sorry, I’m coming!”

.........

He was given a decent room, tailored clothes, and instructed to read a book of the rules that the guest disciples had to follow. All. three. thousand. of. them.

Ahhhhhh!!!! There was really three thousand!! Xu-shushu warned me about this but I thought he was kidding!! How am I supposed to remember all of this?! But....I don’t want to disappoint Shushu.....hmm, well, I’ll just do my best!

Not even half a shichen later and Wei Wuxian was bored. He’d memorized all those ridiculous rules and really didn’t have anything to do. Normally, he would do some research but he had already completed all his recent works! 

He wandered around for a bit and managed to catch sight of the other guest disciples. He chatted with a few and settled on Nie Huaisang, the young master of the Nie sect. He seemed pretty nice and there were a lot of things he was able to talk about with the other. He followed Nie Huaisang back to his room and played a few card games with him until sunset. He then said his goodbyes and walked back to his room.

As the cold night air hit his face, he shivered, willing his golden core to warm him up. Wanting to get a better view of the moon, he hopped onto the roof near his dormitory and sat down.

The wind is cool and crisp and the night is beautiful. A perfect place to meditate.

He closed his eyes and circulated his energy but not even a few minutes later, he sensed a presence.

“It is nearly haishi, go back to your room.”

Wei Wuxian opened his eyes and glanced at the person next to him. “It’s haishi already?”

“Mn.”

“Hmm, thanks for informing me.....Lan.....gege? But I’m not tired yet so I’ll stay up for a bit more.”

“Not allowed. Go back.” The stern, but handsome boy shook his head.

“Aww, come on, gege! Make an exception.”

One of the eyebrows on the other’s face twitched. “No.”

“Hmph. If that’s the case, then how about this? The rule said to be asleep at haishi, right? But it never specified whether it was the beginning or end of haishi. I still have time.”

“You--!” The other gritted out.

“Me~...what?” Wei Wuxian teased, a big grin spreading across his face. “Come on, Lan-gege, you’re going to have to complete that sentence if you want me to answer?”

“Shameless.” The other hissed out and drew his sword.

“Ah-ah-ah,” Wei Wuxian shook his finger at him. “Lan-gege, unauthorized fights are forbidden! And what are you so angry about? I didn’t break any rules!”

“....” The other did not say another word. It seems Wei Wuxian teased him enough as he lunged at him.

Wei Wuxian swiftly dodged the attacks. He brought out some rops and wrapped it around the tip of the blade, stopping the sword mid-slash.

“You’re so easy to anger, Lan-gege~. How cute~.” He suddenly let go of the rope, causing the Lan to stumble back a bit. Using that gap, Wei Wuxian got close to him and blew some air into his ear.

“You---! How dare--!”

“Heheh, this was fun Lan-gege, but if I play with you any longer, haishi will be over! It was fun, but I’m leaving now. Sweet dreams!” Wei Wuxian cackled as he dashed away. He finally found something fun to do! 

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Wei Wuxian arrived on time to class the next morning despite his body protesting to the early time. Ugh...maybe I shouldn’t have teased that Lan last night. The adrenaline from the fight kept me up! Oh well, might as well bear with it.

“Good morning, Wei-xiong!” Nie Huaisang called out.

“Good morning!” Wei Wuxian greeted and the two chattered about mundane topics until they got close to the classroom. 

“Wei-xiong, there is one person you must never offend while you’re here.”

“Hm? Who? Lan Qiren-laoshi?”

“No, not him, but his youngest nephew, Lan Wangji! He’s the head disciplinarian and very bent on the upkeep of the rules.” Nie Huaisang shivered.

“Huh.” Bent on the upkeep of the rules, huh? “Say, Nie-xiong, did he happen to have a stern expression on his, be very handsome, and possess golden-colored eyes?”

“Yes, yes! That’s exactly him! But Wei-xiong, how did you know? Lan Wangji has been in seclusion for some time and only recently got out!”

“Heheh,” Wei Wuxian scratched his nose and pointed to the wall behind them. “Up there. Last night.”

“Wei-xiong!!! ......I’ll pray for your soul.”

“Oh come on, Nie-xiong, it can’t be that bad! I didn’t do anything to him......much. Just maybe, a little teasing?”

“Wei-xiong.....” Nie Huaisang patted his shoulder with pity. “Good luck.”

As the entered the classroom, there was Lan Wangji, sitting with in an upright position. Hearing the commotion, he turned around and narrowed his eyes. “....You.”

Nie Huaisang flicked his fan open, “He has his eyes on you.”

..........

All in all, class was.....boring. It was all too easy! But luckily, his boredom seemed to be noticed as Lan Qiren questioned him rapid fire and he answered with a nonchalant look on his face. In regards to his last question, Wei Wuxian had thought of a fourth path, but knowing what he knew about the rigidness of the Lan clan and Xu-shushu’s warnings, he kept those thoughts to himself.

Later, Lan Qiren would offer him some interesting supplementary classes that would replace the regular class, provided he passed the test. (He passed with ease.)

Time passed and Wei Wuxian spent his days conversing with Nie-xiong and teasing Lan Zhan to anger. (If Wei Wuxian were to be honest, he would think that he’s start to grow on lan Zhan.) He also buried himself in research and was happily asking Lan Qiren to see his work, gradually enjoying their long discussions of talismans and morality. It was honestly not that bad of a life. 

Well, until the fight between the Jin heir and the Jiang heir. Honestly, Wei Wuxian wasn’t really involved with either party, but he thought it to be a pity that Jiang-guniang was brought into the middle of a silly fight.

Sighing, he brought out his binding talisman and stopped the brawl. 

“You-let me go!” Jin Zixuan struggled.

“No. You two need to calm down. And besides, it pains me to hear a young woman being brought into the middle of a fight that honestly does more harm than good. Now then, Jin-gongzi, from what I’ve heard, you do not like this engagement with Jiang-gongzi’s sister, right? And this engagement was set up by your mothers and not her?”

Jin Zixuan was bewildered but nodded, “Yes...”

“Now that I have the facts straight, Jin-gongzi, have you ever considered that perhaps, Jiang-guniang didn’t have a choice or rather, even less choice than you to decide her marriage?”

“Uhh...I--”

“So, Jin-gongzi, how do you think she would feel hearing her fiancé, whom she has no choice but to be with, bad mouthing her and fueling terrible rumors?”

“Umm, horrible, I guess?”

“Yes. So, knowing now that she had less choice and knowing that it is perhaps your fault that the rumors slandering her have gotten so bad, do you feel guilty at all?”

“I.....I.....”

Wei Wuxian sighed dramatically, “Really, Jin-gongzi, have you even met Jiang-guniang, gotten to know her at all, and then decided you don’t like her? Or, out of spite for this engagement, not even given her the time of day?”

“The....latter....” He admitted weakly.

“Okay, so here’s what to do since you seem so hopeless.” Wei Wuxian enjoyed the outraged look on his face. “Get to know her. Talk, actually communicate, and find out whether you can truly see yourself being with her. And, if not, amicably break off the engagement so that she can still find someone worthier of her time. Does that sound like a better plan than whatever you were doing before?”

“....yes.....”

“Good.” Wei Wuxian turned to Jiang Wanyin. “Now, you. I’m going purely based off of rumors, but your sister likes this guy?”

“Yeah.” The other grumbled.

“Okay, so have you considered what might happen to the engagement should news of this fight spreads to your parents’ ears? It could be broken! And your sister’s heart with it. Not to mention what her reputation will be like knowing how it ended.”

“Why do you even care? You’re not involved with it!”

“I may not be involved but even I know what rumors can do to a person. It’s honorable of you to protect your sister’s honor, but beating down your opponent with scalding words to the point where they’re speechless sounds a lot better. You’ll also look good for keeping your head cool when another was goading you on.”

“....Okay.....”

Wei Wuxian removed the talisman from the two of them and sat them up. “Now, go to the infirmary and get patched up. I’m sure news of this has already reached Lan-laoshi. Just go obediently accept your copying punishment and perhaps all of this could be swept under the rug. If not, you’ll be responsible for explaining this to your parents.”

Having finished that long speech, Wei Wuxian patted them both and returned to teasing Lan Wangji again, like nothing happened. Though....there was something burning in Lan Wangji’s eyes as Wei Wuxian chattered at him....

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In the end, their parents were called and Wei Wuxian wished them the best but washed his hands of anything else. He was an uninvolved party after all. And the two heirs could deal with the aftermath.

However, he didn’t expect a man dressed in purple robes to call out his name.

“Wei Ying! You’re Wei Ying, right?” The man asked, seemingly excited.

“Yeah....?” Wei Wuxian took a step back, wary of the stranger. “Who are you?”

The man’s face fell. “I see you don’t remember me, but I don’t blame you. I saw you as child after all. My name is Jiang Fengmian. Your father used to be a part of my sect.”

“Oh.” Xu-shushu did mention that his father was a part of the Jiang sect at one point but left due to reasons that he didn’t want to discuss. 

“I’ve been looking for you for years! I had heard of a genius inventor with the surname Wei that was invited by the Lan but I never thought it would be you!”

“Uhh, thank you for looking for me, Jiang-zongzhu.”

Jiang Fengmian smiled. “Please, call me Jiang-shushu.”

“Umm...” He wasn’t really comfortable with that. Xu-shushu taught him to be wary of strangers and knowing his father left the sect for reasons aside from marrying his mother, he felt unsure how to treat him.

“Take your time if you’re not comfortable.” He patted Wei Wuxian’s shoulder and Wei Wuxian tensed up. 

“Mm, I will.” He said in lieu of a reply.

“I....there are many things I want to show you. After the lectures, would you like to become a disciple of the Jiang sect? I know it must have been hard all by yourself. You could even call my son and daughter as your siblings. Changze and I were as close as brothers so it wouldn’t be a problem.”

You were as close as brothers yet A’Die left and spoke little about the Jiang sect to Xu-shushu. Something’s not adding up. “I was not alone.” Wei Wuxian refuted. “Xu-shushu looked after me.”

“Ah....that.....scholar. I’m sure he did, afterall, you grew up so well! But, I know he’ll be happy to see you be a part of a cultivation sect, especially one that your father was in.”

“Umm, I’ll think about it...?”

“Yes. Do think of about it. Your father was dear to me and your mother did stay with us for some time. I have many stories about them that I’d like to share with you.”

If Xu-shushu hadn’t shared everything he knew, this offer might have been tempting enough. “Thank you.” He said, neither accepting nor denying the offer. He didn’t want to offend a sect leader, after all!

Jiang Fengmian seemed to want to say something, but was interrupted. 

“Wei Ying.”

Wei Wuxian turned around and was surprised to see Lan Zhan calling his name. He was delighted. “Lan Zhan! You finally said my name! Does this mean you accept my friendship?”

“Mn.” 

“Heheh, I knew I’d break through your walls someday, er-gege! But...is there something you need me for?”

“Promise.”

“Hm?”

“You promised.....lunch.”

“Oh! That. Right! Let’s go! Umm, Jiang-zongzhu, I have to go now. Nice to meet you!”

“Yes. Remember my offer, A’ Ying.”

Wei Wuxian felt shivers crawl down his spine. We’re not close and yet you call me A’ Ying? “I will. Anyway, Lan Zhan, where did you disappear to earlier?”

“Went to see brother.”

“Zewu-jun? For what?”

“Hm. To tell him how close I am to Wei Ying.”

“Aww, really? That’s so sweet, Lan Zhan.”

“Hmm, most would disagree.”

“Why? You’re so interesting and so easy to tease! It’s amusing!”

Lan Wangji gave him a deep look that made Wei Wuxian feel like he’ll regret all this teasing one day......

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The weirdness of that day didn’t end there. He was summoned to a room where they greet guests and was faced with members of the Jin family. 

“Hello, Wei Wuxian.” said someone whom Wei Wuxian assumed to be Jin Guangshan. 

“Greetings, Jin-zongzhu. Is there something you require of me?”

“Yes, yes. I have long since heard of your prowess in talismans and arrays and was wondering if you’d like to work with us as a disciple.”

Again? “I appreciate the offer Jin-zongzhu, but I’m very happy where I currently am.”

Jin Guangshan didn’t seem too surprised at his answer. “Then what would you desire? Money, safety, women? I can provide whatever you want.”

“Jin-zongzhu, I.....” What was he meant to do in such a situation??? Xu-shushu had long since provided anything I needed and I’m a romantic so I really don’t want to touch anyone....... Urgh. “I really appreciate all the...gifts, but I’m happy with what I have now.”

“Hm. Then how about a betrothal to one of my daughters? They’re pretty enough and having an alliance with us will benefit you in the long run.”

“?” Jin-zongzhu doesn’t have any--oh. Oh, he meant the daughters that were born because he slept around. “Jin-zongzhu, I.....I would prefer to marry someone I love. Umm, if that’s all, then I got to go. I’ll be late for class. But I’ll think about your offer!” He placated, not wanting to attract the sect leader’s ire.

“You should definitely think about it. This kind of offer doesn’t come very often.”

“Yeah, okay. I’ll take my leave then!” He dashed out of there as quickly as he could without seeming impolite. 

Wei Wuxian’s heart beat fast. Geeze, honestly, what’s wrong with all of them? I just want to peacefully invent in private. Not be hounded by people!

“Wei Ying.”

“Uwah!” Wei Wuxian jumped. “Oh. Lan Zhan, it’s just you. You scared me! Why didn’t you make any noise to alert me? I swear, er-gege, sometimes I feel like you do this on purpose.” He pouted.

“Hm.” That was not a no. But before he could comment on that, Lan Wangji spoke, “What did Jin-zongzhu need?”

Wei Wuxian sighed dramatically. “The same thing Jiang-zongzhu wanted. He offered me money, material, and even a betrothal to an illegitimate child of his! Honestly, I just wish they would--”

“A betrothal?” Lan Wangji interrupted.

Wei Wuxian gasped, “Lan Zhan! You interrupted me! Isn’t against rule....like......two hundred and fifty eight or something?”

“You were quite close. But that’s besides the point. A betrothal?”

“Yeah. I refused but tried to make it seem like a hard refusal. I don’t want to attract any ill attention, after all.”

“Is that something Wei Ying would want?”

“Hm? Want what?”

“A betrothal.”

“I mean, yeah, sure.” Lan Wangji narrowed his eyes in displeasure. “But I want it with someone I love and who loves me back. Not an arranged marriage. But rather, a marriage like the one my parents had.”

Lan Wangji’s expression smoothed out. “I see.”

Wei Wuxian hummed, “What about you, er-gege? Do you want to be betrothed?”

“Same as Wei Ying. I would like to be with someone I love.”

“Really?”

“Mn.”

“That’s so nice, Lan Zhan! Soooooo, do you have anyone in mind?”

“Mn.”

“You do?!” And why did it somewhat hurt to think of that. “Who is it? Anyone would be lucky to have someone like you! Even I--” He cut himself off abruptly. What was I about to say?

Lan Wangji suddenly turned sharply causing Wei Wuxian to follow in suite. Seeing the dark look in Lan Zhan’s eyes, Wei Wuxian suddenly felt hunted. But he couldn’t even decide what to do, as his back hit a tree.

Suddenly, Lan Zhan got really up close and personal with him. He was so close that Wei Wuxian could count the individual eye lashes he had and smell some sandalwood incense on him.

“L-Lan Zhan?”

“Wei Ying.” His hand came up and caressed his face. “Wei Ying, you said anyone would be lucky to have me.”

“Y-Yes.” He answered, very conscious of the warmth from Lan Wangji’s palms.

“Then what about Wei Ying?”

“H-Huh?”

“Would Wei Ying want me?”

“A-Ah? I.....I’ve never thought about it. I’ve always seen you as--mmph?!” And then he was being kissed thoroughly. At first just lips, and then....than a tongue?! It was wet....and a little messy and Wei Wuxian felt like he couldn’t really breathe.

But it...it felt good. His head became really mushy and he began to lose the ability to think. At first, he felt like he should reject this, or at least push Lan Zhan away, but with how strongly he was being pressed into the tree, combined with Lan Zhan’s grip on his chin and wrist, he didn’t feel like he could escape even if he wanted to.

Lan Zhan soon released him, but Wei Wuxian could barely stand, he leaned against the tree in hopes to stay upright. 

“Wei Ying.”

Wei Wuxian looked up at dark, seemingly possessive golden eyes. “Wei Ying, would you accept me?”

“Hah.....what? Accept....you?”

“Yes.” He pressed another kiss against his lips. “You said anyone would want me. Did you lie?”

“No....?”

“Then do you accept?” Lan Wangji rubbed his swollen lips gently. “Do you promise to be mine?”

Wei Wuxian was so flustered by everything that had just happened, he missed the glow of an array Lan Wangji activated behind his back.

Suddenly, his thoughts became clear. As he processed Lan Wangji’s words, something in him told him he wouldn’t regret it. Lan Zhan and his clan can protect me. They are strong enough to protect me from the Jin and Jiang sects. They won’t let them take me away. Xu-shushu may have connections everywhere, but he can only protect me so much. But Lan Zhan can protect me. However.....

“Lan Zhan,” he started nervously. “You....like me?”

“Mn. Like Wei Ying very much. Will protect Wei Ying from Jin-zongzhu and Jiang-zongzhu. Won’t let them take Wei Ying away.”

Having gotten his answer, Wei Wuxian smiled happily and threw his arms around Lan Wangji, “Then yes, I’ll accept!”

Lan Wangji smiled faintly at that.

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He had actually done it. He had finally made Wei Ying his. Sure, he had used an array that would push Wei Ying’s thoughts in Lan Wangji’s favor, but if Wei Ying hadn’t formed those thoughts already, it wouldn’t have been this easy.

His clan would be delighted. 

They already looked upon Wei Ying with much favor and desired to keep the young genius with them, whether it be through making him a disciple or marriage. They were enraged when the Jiang and Jin sects began making a move on him and tried to take Wei Wuxian away from them.

When Lan Wangji told them about his feelings, they were, of course, excited at this outcome and supported his plan. They gave him full access to the forbidden section in the library and encouraged him to do whatever it took to entice Wei Ying to their side.

Now Wei Ying was his and he would never let him go.

And as for the Jin and Jiang sects. Well.

They would regret ever even looking at what was his.

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Well. This became another long one. Hope the prompter is satisfied with this!

I did have another idea of them kidnapping Wei Wuxian on his way home and then slowly brainwashing him to accept them, but I decided on this route instead.

#mdzs #wei ying #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #lan huan #lan xichen #lan qiren #jin zixuan #other characters I'm too lazy to type out lol #genius wei wuxian #dark lan wangji #dark lan clan #sort of? #I implied that they were willing to do whatever it took to get wwx #but I did go for a milder route than just straight up kidnapping him #dubious consent #first kiss #suggestion array #basically makes the victim's thoughts favorable to the caster's wishes

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Bimbo doll

MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI, Satoru gojo x reader, all characters are 18+, reader is heavily bimbo coded and loves pink, satoru's gross here, 1.3k words approx

CW: Masturbation, satoru gets horny over reader sending him pics of her dresses, satoru has fantasies of reader and she's unaware, again satoru is gross here you've been warned, some proof reading but very little

Notes: I'm so sleepy and I'm too lazy to fix any other mistakes so if you see mistake no you didnt. had to write sth for Satoru, as wit all of my creative works I hate this but I hope u like it though!!

Satoru thinks you're absolutely adorable. From the moment he was blinded by the absurd amount of pink you were wearing, he thought you were the cutest thing on this planet. The coordinated color palettes of your clothes that always had a splash of pink, that shiny layer of gloss on your lips that you regularly reapplied, he gets so happy when he hears the clack of keychains because that means you're near.

Of course he couldn't keep himself away and you both exchanged numbers at one point, you gladly gave it to him after he shot you a lame pick up line— to which you laughed and smiled, simply telling him "you're funny! Sure!"It was almost too good to be true.

You got along well with each other, you both liked sweets, complimented each other's fashion sense, shared a similar sense of humour— when satoru asked you to describe him, you told him that you love being around him because he's fun (you said something about how he 'gets it', a quote about girls.. getting it and others not getting it..? He didn't understand, but he deduced that you like him, and that's all that matters.)

Satoru notices you love sharing tidbits of your day, and most of the time, you usually share a photo related to it in some way along with multiple typos, abbreviations, and emoticons.

"(Name)💘: Toru omg look at these shoes! Super cute right :3" Attached image sent.

"(Name)💘: I went 2 that cafe u told me, the strawberry shortcake is soooo good" Attached image sent.

"(Name)💘: I have 2 go 2 a party tonite, which dress should i choose!1!!??" 4 images sent.

Being friends with you had its benefits, you were comfortable with Satoru, so comfortable that he almost dropped his phone when he opened the images you sent; all of them were minidresses, all of them different shades of pink, all of them hugging your figure so tightly and snuggly he was tempted to stalk your social media to know where this party is.

He couldn't see the details that differentiated each dress, or at least he didn't focus on them as he felt his cock throb in his sweatpants.

"Ooooohhhhhfffuuck..." he mumbled longly to no one in particular, Satoru almost choked on his spit as he sat up from his position in his bed, all the heat rushing to his face as he examined your photos closely. Your poses so cute as you stared at your phone screen in the photos with a small pout, you had the pretty sparkly gloss on this time, that's his favorite..

(Name)💘: TORU OMFG PLZ ANSWEERRRR MY RIDES ALMOST HERE >:(

he almost forgot your little dilemma.

"Sorry lol I was eating, go with this one!!" he forwarded one of the four dresses with his response and sent his text, he felt guilty about lying but what was he supposed to say? 'My bad! You were so hot I got a little hard like some Virgin!' No way in hell.

You answered back quickly, how did you type quicker than he did with nails longer than his? He has a hunch it's because you don't care about typos but the dedication is admirable.

(Name)💘: TGANK UUUUU ill text u after the party!

(Name)💘: thank* lol

He let out a small laugh at your typo, scrolling back to the photos he zoomed in on one of the four he hadn't picked, and the reason why he didn't choose this dress is that he knows no sane rational person with a sexual libido would be able to resist you in this.

You looked so cute, so perfect, Satoru let out a small sigh as he pulled his dick out of his pants hissing at the cold air, his thumb smeared the precum over his tip. He should feel bad– terrible even, but how can he resist? There's no way you have no idea what you do to him, he tried justifying in his mind as his cock throbbed desperately in his hand.

Biting his bottom lip, the image of you in his phone fueled his imagination as he envisioned arriving with you at this party you mentioned, having such a pretty thing like you on his arm would be a major ego boost too. The length of your dress could easily allow him to pull down your panties (did you even have a pair on under that dress?), bend you over the host's bathroom sink and slam his cock balls deep inside you, relentlessly filling you then demanding you to pull your panties back up and come back to the party with him as his cum would be dripping between your thighs.

As Satoru bucked his hips up into his hand, he stopped briefly to spit into his hand, deciding there's no time to look for lube, he went back to fucking his hand to the thought of you. If only you knew your new friend got off to these innocent pictures you sent him, if only you knew what he wanted to do to you– he's confident you wouldn't wanna be friends anymore. Shaking his head he pushed aside those thoughts and focused on his current pleasure, his fantasy, his goal of cumming from the pictures of you in those dresses you handpicked to show him.

He mumbled words of encouragement as if you were there with him right now bouncing on his dick instead of the reality of his hand moving up and down, mutters of 'good girl's and praises like "so good, baby" and "yeah? You like that?", desperate to convince himself of his fantasy. Satoru tossed aside his phone long ago after making sure the photos were engraved in his mind, he wasn't expecting you to update him until sometime near midnight.

his eyes closed as his other hand slid up his stomach pushing up the material of his shirt until it reached his collarbone, his fingers trying to find any weak points on his body to rub, pinch or entice as his hand rubbed his dick to the pace of his imaginary storyline; where he dreamed of driving you back home and stuffing you full of his cock until the only word that was in your vocabulary was his name.

"Yesyesyes, (Name)..! Mmmmmhffuck..!" He groaned out as he felt his end near already, his face warming up to a soft reddish pink reminiscent of the tip of his dick as he fucked his hand, soft gasps and groans escaped him as he imagined all the filthy things he could do to you, all the filthy things he wanted to know about you.

What type of panties do you always wear? What type of men make you horny? Who have you been with? Would you let him fuck you? 'Please lemme fuck you, lemme fuck you..! Wanna fuck you..!'

The vulgarity of his desperation made him blush but brought him dangerously close to the edge, squeezing the base of his cock Satoru covered his mouth instinctively, he bucked up his hips as his cum coated his abdomen, stomach and some droplets even reached his chest. He moaned behind his hand as he felt the waves of pleasure shock through his body. He slowed his hips, mumbling for the imaginary you once more. "Take it, take it all, baby.."

He didn't want to move, he knew he had to but he wanted to relish in his fantasy a little longer, he wanted to pull you close and sloppily kiss your cute glossy lips and praise you for being a good girl, taking his load like that. He imagined his cum oozing from your slit but he wouldn't let it go to waste, he'd use his finger to slide it back in where he knows it belongs.

He remembered to save those photos for.. 'next time', reaching over to get his phone, he paused as he received a notification.

(Name)💘: party was lame, coming 2 ur place!! >:3c

Sitting up, the sweat that collected at his back from his 'session' cooled him off, he cleaned himself up and couldn't help but grin at your adorable message.

You don't need to worry, he'll entertain you more than any dumb party could.

#gojou satoru x reader #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru x you #satoru gojo x you #gojo x you #satoru x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk smut #gojo smut

[creatingblackcharacters]

🌹Ice's Lazy Loc Wash Routine🌹

I wanna preface this with two very important things:

I do not retwist my own locs! It would take far longer if I did. I have the tools and the means, and I know how to do it. I just hate doing it 🤣. It takes patience and arm strength and I lack the will. When I have the money I just schedule a retwist. Usually about every three months (which is longer than usual)

This is the way EYE do it! This is one experience out of countless, so don't assume my way is THEE way. There are people that will probably scream at me through the screen. But alas... It is "lazy" Loc wash day for a reason. And I do still care for my hair, and it's healthy and thriving for seven years (as of this Wednesday) 👍🏾

Okay? Okay.

Washing

The misconception about locs is that they are dirty. They're no "dirtier" than any other type of hair, nor do they require dirt to lock. That's a lie, and a racist one at that.

That being said, locs will end up holding the weight of life lol. Skin, sweat, dust, pollen, smells (and for me, bc I have dermatitis, scabs); all those things will end up weighing your locs down. Some people will do an Apple Cider Vinegar and Baking Soda wash to detox their locs.

However, I use this!

Essentially it's water, apple cider vinegar, orange peel, and some essential oils in a spray bottle, so I can spray it directly on my scalp and locs and massage it in deeply. Let it sit for a bit. Because I only wash my hair every 2 weeks or so, it's fine, but I wouldn't do this if I was washing it more frequently as it could mess up my scalp pH. Again, I have painful dermatitis, so it helps me get closer to my problem spots. Does it burn? Yes. It's working 👍🏾

Then I use this soap bar, which has things like coconut oil, aloe vera, eucalyptus, tea tree, almond, lemongrass, and more in it to scrub my scalp. You're supposed to rub it into your hands and scrub it in, so naturally I put the bar directly on my scalp. Be better than me. Smells AMAZING though and leaves my scalp clearer than it has ever been.

Medicated Shampoo

I use a medicated shampoo last. While that sits, I bathe 👍🏾 Bathe well, too 👍🏾 Please make sure your characters are bathing when they wash their hair 👍🏾

Once I'm done, I gently pull my locs apart (they WILL start tangling at the root IMMEDIATELY), then I wrap my hair in a beach towel. You're supposed to use t shirts because they're softer on curls, but I don't like water dripping on me while I get dressed. I put on easy to wear clothing. Tits loose clothing. I gotta be comfortable.

Medication

So if you know me, this is something I complain about ALL THE TIME. And it's how dermatology does NOT cater to Black patients! Even my shampoo says "for 30 days, wash every night". I'm Black with locs. My shampoos last for months bc that is impossible without me sacrificing my entire night, every night. Even if I had an Afro, we're still not supposed to wash our hair every night for fear of stripping the natural oils.

So I have to DEMAND I be given a medicated liquid solution. No petroleum based products!! A solution is the easiest way to reach my scalp. Does it burn? Yes. It's working. 👍🏾

So if your character has a skin issue (dermatitis, psoriasis, exzema excema eczema) on the scalp... Solutions are the easy way to go.

Moisturizing

I promise this isn't free ads lmao, I just happen to be experimenting with this company and I like what I've seen so far. This is a real lite oil spray with rose water and essential oils, and it cools my scalp.

Aloe Vera, the goddess of healing. Also cools my scalp and addresses those burning, pink spots from my dermatitis.

Drying

Drying depends on the length and thickness of your locs, and the temperature. Mine are shoulder length, pencil thick. Today I dried at real high heat (unintentionally) and it only took about an hour. At a lesser, safer heat, about two. This hair dryer bag is LIFE fr.

Conclusion

If I don't have anywhere else to go (and I don't, bc I plan my loc wash days like this) I spray my scalp with oil one more time, put on my loc sock, and then I'm done 👍🏾

Total time today: about two hours. Normally 3 at a lower dry temp. Not bad at all.

#creatingblackcharacters #black hair

[yeehawpim]

What's your process in making comics

And how do you make something so good with such a simple art style!? 🥺

(if this has been asked before could you send a link to the post?)

Alright so ive been sitting on this ask b/c I already know it's a long answer aflskdjf

Write dialogue/text down in my notes app Sometimes it's just me sitting there like hghghg as music plays and I stare at my phone for 10min. Usually it's 12am thinking about stuff while I'm in bed and I type some piece of dialogue down real quick. I'm nowhere near as comprehensive as comic script I've seen online that they give examples for, like there's no direction on what's happening in panels or anyth because it's just for myself and I just sort of remember composition ideas if I have them on the spot

Literally start drawing 😂 As previously said I sometimes go into comics with comp ideas already, like for this one I knew I was going to divide the page going in. Or like I know this is gonna be 4 panels and pretty static. Other stuff I fully wing it sentence to sentence because I can't bother with thumbnailing 😅 sometimes this bites me on the ass because I spend forever drawing smth I have to toss, but I've gotten better at doing stuff fast

I use photoshop, so for vertical comics I've been following this tutorial for years

Vertical comics are a lot easier to structure composition-wise for me, I started out making those because it was less intimidating

The red arrow is your eye direction as you read it. For me it's always the bottom of a page is one less boundary to worry about. You can be less precise if the reader is automatically drawn to looking down b/c they're scrolling and never sees a full page laid out. 😂 Also if I want to pace something slower/further down I don't have to worry about having to cram it in y'know?

This might be a weirdly specific thing to mention but I'm always thinking about it when I make comics because...

lol I gotta make up for being too lazy to spend more than 30 seconds drawing a character

jkjk but yeah my interests are more in slapping the story in my head on the page. I like doing compositions and writing stuff that interests me. I get tired when I spend too much time fiddling with stuff, so if I can get smth across with a rough estimation I'm happy. This does limit the type of stories that can be told cuz certain more rendered styles just work better when you're trying to convey certain things but! there's lots of things you can do drawing simply too!

there's defs more stuff out there that doesn't follow what I'm doing, lots of different styles. Eg American superhero comics are super text-heavy and boggle my mind. This is just what I like to do cuz I like reading way too much manga/webtoons lol

you don't have to be super technical to make comics! go out there and make one if you've got an idea!

if you want to of course haha

hope this explains my process a little (thank you for the compliment it means a lot 🤠🙏)

#q&a

[sugarmouchie]

hello valentine! how are you? i hope life is being kind to you! i heard that your request is open, so i try to send something :D hopefully this isn't too much!

may i request haitham with inazuman fem!reader? let's say they met because she's pursuing education in akademiya. once she graduates, she spends some times working in sumeru. but of course, one day she need to go back to inazuma again. how are their long distant relationship look like? do he visit her sometimes? bonus point if she's the opposite of him, like emotional and sunshine type person (but not as loud as kaveh! no shade to him tho, i lobe him xD). of course you can adjust this request as much as you want~ no pressure at all xD

i think that's it! i'm sorry if i make grammarical mistakes or anything, english is not my mother tounge. but still, thanks in advance, dear valentine! 💖

a/n. so sorry this took a while to get to :') im trying my best to catch up with my inbox i promise, other than that,, thank you for the request anon! <3 i’m sick but i’m getting better !! :)

cw. fem!reader, reader is from inazuma, a bit of angst in the beginning (?), mentions of scara (my beloved), cyno, tighnari, kaveh and other characters, i got sorta lazy at the end LOL this was just supposed to be a little time after time fic ig? if that makes any sense like something happens then another thing happens i guess? idk LMAO

"you realize i won't be able to stay for long, right?" your weary voice catches onto his ears when you begin to speak.

with a facepalm, alhaitham replies, "of course, kaveh’s coming home soon so you’d have to go," alhaitham replies, to which you chuckled about.

"well," you pause, "that's not what i meant."

"haitham! stop rummaging through my papers!" you squeak when he attempts to help you, mentally face palming yourself.

"[name]," he looks at you, "people like to help each other, everyone's gotta help someone else some day."

ah, here he goes again.

you giggle.

"okay, okay," you roll your eyes in a playful manner, "well, go check up on kaveh, he's practically screaming your name at this point."

"i'd rather stay here with you," he interrupts.

does he know what will happen?

those words sent shivers down your spine.

yes, you two were in a healthy, established relationship, but what he does not know is that you took his words a completely different way.

all of a sudden, you hear someone walking over to the two of you, alhaitham right beside you instantly assuming it was kaveh.

"hey, you kids gotta go, the bell rang already."

...apparently not.

"stop thinking so hard about it [name]," alhaitham interrupts your train of thought.

"nothing's gonna happen either way, you do realize that if you don't get into [desired career], then there's multiple other options you have in here. we went here for a reason, right?"

...ah, his smart self always seemed to cheer you up, always enough to get rid of every thought in your brain possible, just like when he comforted you when you were panicking about what seemed like fifty different school assignments back in high school.

...

"let me help you," alhaitham spoke, instantly swiping the papers out of your hands.

"but-!?" you insist, but not quick enough since alhaitham was already looking for his glasses, the ones that kaveh gave him since he changed careers in high school.

"no 'but's," he interrupted you once more, your insists practically flying out of the already freezing cold window that was still going because of how hot it was inside your apartment.

...

back in the present time, he was tapping on the side of your head like it was a solid rock, but trying his best to be careful with you.

"you always zone out," alhaitham starts once more, interrupting your train of thought once more.

"and you always interrupt me," you roll your eyes, scoffing at him.

"you didn't even say anything though."

after you and alhaitham’s graduation, you’d decided that you would work in sumeru, with the special occasions of helping out alhaitham too.

"cyno! stop kicking sand onto me!" you laughed, trying not to get sand in your eyes as you were cleaning up the eremites' base.

“where’s tighnari?” you suddenly ask.

"he's on his way, he was dehydrated not too long ago until scaramouche gave him water," he replied, thinking back to the time he had to hand over the water that scaramouche gave him to tighnari who could barely even stand, breathing heavier than usual.

after that, he knew tighnari would take longer than expected to come visit both of you.

scaramouche, having just obtained the crown and lost it, he was more unmotivated than usual so you all knew that he wasn't going to come, considering how stubborn he was and how he refused requests almost all the time.

...and of course, kaveh was stressed out again.

after months and months, here you were, wking on the streets of inazuma with none other than kaveh, alhaitham’s stubborn roommate.

“do you know when you’ll be able to go back to sumeru?” kaveh suddenly asks you, to which you whipped your head to the left to look at him.

“erm… well, i did tell him that i’d have to leave one day but,” you paused, “he didn’t… understand.”

“what do you mean?” kaveh questioned with a gasp to which you let out a small laugh about.

“well, i told him a year ago that one day i’d have to leave and he instantly thought it was about you coming over so i would have to leave,” you replied, trying your best to explain to alhaitham’s blonde friend.

“well i guess that’s just how life works,” kaveh sighed, trying to attempt an emotional facade.

you laughed again.

…

ever since that day, you’ve met some people along the way of your journey back in your hometown, inazuma.

the summer shade of inazuma under certain sakura trees caught your attention when you were walking with ayaka.

the sight reminded you of how things would go downhill but alhaitham was always there with you.

the shade representing your emotions, and the petals representing alhaitham being by your side.

you thought it was cheesy, letting out a small giggle from it to which ayaka questioned you about.

she was the girl who had always thought you were different from any other person in inazuma, since you’ve never told her that you were previously in sumeru for a long period of time.

you looked over to her, your view meeting her confused face.

“…ayaka, i’m fine,” your weary tone of voice spoke.

“…right.”

…

and ever since that day, you and alhaitham always called over any devices that ayaka and thoma made for you.

thoma, having always practiced forging with ayato, has taken a very long time trying to make certain souvenirs for you and other trinkets.

you could never thank him enough for the device that he made for you in order to call alhaitham.

however, you never told thoma that you were in a relationship with a man from sumeru.

…

so when you told him, he was shocked.

to say the least.

…

“AND YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT PART!?” he practically screamed.

“…”

“i knew you would act like this,” ayato came up from behind.

and well, so in conclusion, you and alhaitham’s relationship was… pretty much perfect!

the only downside was that you could never find ways to convince ayato to drive you back to sumeru, but you had your ways to convince him.

“alhaitham, hi!” thoma yelled, seeing his camera on screen from a few meters away behind you.

“THOMA—“

@sugarmouchie do not copy/translate/repost on other platforms please and thank uu 🤍

#alhaitham fluff #alhaitham x reader #alhaitham x you #alhaitham x y/n #valentine’s works 🎀 #genshin impact fanfics #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin imagines

[helluvatired]

talking about the seven deadly sins of the hellaverse

i really hope that the other deadly sins who have not yet appeared are horrible people or even worse than mammon

don't get me wrong, i loved the fact that asmodeus is consent king (it made my week when i saw it for the first time, i felt so happy!) and it was a nice surprise to know that beelzebub is friendly and cared about blitzo's well-being and appears to have no prejudice against imps and hellhounds. and lucifer just wanted to give knowledge and free will to humans and now he's working hard to be a good father

it's a great storytelling, and it makes me want to know more about the characters' pasts.

like for example, were asmodeus and beelzebub wronged in the same way as lucifer for questioning or did they actually fucked up a bit? why don't the three not explicitly appear to be the embodiment of a *sin* like mammon? they were always like this and what heaven was corrupt and unfair and distorted what really happened? have they always been open-minded with hellborns or has that changed over time? why?

i really hope that many of these questions are answered later in one of the series, it has a lot of potential and would make the characters deeper!

and now about mammon and the other sins who have not yet appeared:

i think it would be cool for the other sins to be horrible and really powerful, as a major threat

in both helluva and hazbin there are characters who are not at the top of the hierarchy and can be intimidating and change this pyramid a little, like striker and carmilla with the angelic weapons, moxxie's father's plan in s02ep06

alastor uses emotional manipulation tactics with people he knows are more powerful than him, that's how he got the deal with charlie and managed to get on lucifer's nerve in hell's greatest dad

and the whole scheme that valentino managed to do with angel to the point where he was afraid that charlie could be hurt and kicked her out of the studio (this actually deserves a post just about it in the future)

and all of this is incredible and very well done! there are other ways to be in control and have power

but i miss characters who are a threat as much as power and emotional, someone at the top of the hierarchy, at least in the hierarchy of hell

like how exorcists were feared before they discovered their weakness, or those angels that lucifer is afraid of because of what they could do to charlie in more than anything.

it makes it seem like a threat because we don't know how powerful this character is, we don't know their limits, we don't know what could happen

i think that having these two types of antagonists (those who are at the top of the hierarchy and those who can be a threat even though they are not at the top) makes the series much deeper and more complete

i'm curious about mammon's plan and i hope he's planning big things too

i also think it is more believable to also have more powerful beings who have fallen because they are genuinely bad people, and not just the sinners, overlords and hellborns who can be evil. just like in heaven there are bad people and good people

i also don't think there's a way to have a good trait in wrath and envy lol

we already have 3 sins that are not evil, and one as an antagonist, so i think it would be cool to have more villains/antagonists to be more balanced and believable

and since seven is an odd number, maybe the sin of sloth could be totally neutral, are they just too lazy to choose sides? that would be cool and funny i think xD

anyway, that's all i had to say. if anyone made it to the end, thank you for reading! c:

#my post #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #hazbin hotel constructive criticism #helluva boss constructive criticism #helluva boss beelzebub #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss mammon #lucifer morningstar #suggestion

[queenimmadolla]

𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗔’s Masterlist

─────────about me. . .hi, i’m Vivi. I’m black/mixed. Just gonna throw that out there immediately because I don’t want to get blocked for interacting with black!reader content. That being said, my reader is black; however, I try to keep descriptions to a minimum unless I’m describing a fit. I’m in my 20s, asexual, and hyper-fixate a lot. also, my REQUESTS are CLOSED! i’ll be opening them as soon as i catch up, HOWEVER, should you submit a good headcanon or a little good lil thought, i just might have to write about it :) will not write for Hopper, Billy, or the kids (for romance). Oh, and Eden is almost always going to be in reader's best friend trio. I'm too lazy to think of anyone other than my oc and also Eden is so fucking cool and I'm gonna have all the characters in the same town including the Byers fam and Argyle. I'm not tryna map that out, lol. Note about interacting with me, do not come at me with hate of any kind and/or hold me up to high standards because I will always never be the bigger person. I don’t care, lol. I will say something so out of pocket you’ll end up deleting the app even if you sent it as an anon. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ─────────

note: most of my works are over 2k word count wise; however, I am unable to utilize the ‘keep reading’ option because tumblr—for some bizarre reason— will remove paragraphs and repeat lines/paragraphs on anything under the ‘keep reading’ line, so sorry that you’ll have to scroll past them all when going through my tumblr, really wish I could use it.

𝑴 𝑨 𝑺 𝑻 𝑬 𝑹 𝑳 𝑰 𝑺 𝑻 ! 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘁. 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 . . . 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗦𝗢𝗢𝗡:

EDDIE MUNSON:

𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑬 (𝑪𝒀𝑴) . . . you are content watching Eddie Munson from afar, ignoring the giant “what-if” that looms over you. It’s safer that way. But after a shitty party, some weed, and a lot of heart ache, it becomes clear you two share more than a class. If only the rest of the world didn’t just think you were two stupid kids with their hearts on fire for each other. (series ─ ongoing) 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎           **Tag list for this fic and its updates can be found here. 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑰'𝑽𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑴𝑬𝑨𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑻𝑶 𝑺𝑨𝒀 . . . tired of waiting around for something that’s never gonna happen, you head to the last rager of your high school career to get back together with your ex-boyfriend before graduation. Eddie heads to that very same party to stop you. (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader, series ─ ongoing) 𝑺𝑯𝑬'𝑺 𝑯𝑨𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑨 𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 . . . After taking a pregnancy test for funsies, you find out that you're actually pregnant. The scariest part isn't even the unexpected pregnancy, it's telling Eddie. (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader as young parents, Penny Verse) request. 𝑷𝑬𝑵𝑵𝒀 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑻𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑺. . . in which you can't nap because your daughter likes to poke your eye out and Eddie likes to sit back and observe. (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader as young parents, (Penny Verse, the verse that comes directly after CYM events - Can be read as a standalone.) 𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑲. . . Eddie helps you out when you're struggling to feed your baby. It quickly leads to fucking. (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader as young parents, Penny Verse) ─ smut. 𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑲 𝑾𝑯𝑶'𝑺  𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 . . . in which Eddie takes his three year old shopping. Obviously, cuteness ensues. (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader as young parents, Penny Verse) 𝑪𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑰𝑬𝑺 '𝑵 𝑪𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑵 . . . if anyone had told you you’d be having this  type of conversation with a four year old while making cookies, you definitely wouldn’t have believed them. and eddie still can’t say no to your daughter. (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader as young parents, Penny Verse) 𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀'𝑺 𝑮𝑶𝑻 𝑩𝑰𝑻𝑬 . . . just a couple of hours after dropping your four year old off for her first day of preschool, you and Eddie are called back to pick her up. (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader as young parents, Penny Verse)

𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑬 𝑴𝑬𝑵 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑨 𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 . . . you leave eddie to watch your newborn with some ‘help’ (they don’t really do anything) from jonathan and argyle. (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader as young parents, Penny Verse) 𝑪𝑨𝑼𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑷𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑺 𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 . . . Eddie catches you pantsing your 7 month old baby. (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader as young parents, Penny Verse)

𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒂 . . . Jonathan's taking your family photos and struggling to get your baby to smile. ─ (Eddie Munson x fem!Reader as young parents, Penny Verse) prompt.

𝑴𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 . . . you decide it’s high time Eddie finally meets your parents. Your boyfriend isn’t so sure. prompt.

𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑰𝑵 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑴𝑶𝑵𝒀 . . . in which Eddie and his arch-nemesis smoke a couple of joints and talk about how much they (don't) hate each other. (𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐝) 𝑺𝑨𝑽𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 . . . in which your nightmares are no match for your boyfriend. request. 𝑻𝑶 𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑪𝑬𝑺 (angst. series ─ ongoing) request.

𝑪𝑹𝑼𝑬𝑳 𝑺𝑼𝑴𝑴𝑬𝑹 - '𝟖𝟓 . . . the year Eddie Munson doesn’t give a fuck about not having graduated when he’s gotta save the girl so he can get the girl. (in which Eddie is in ST3 and reader is basically Heather Holloway, Eddie Munson x Flayed!Reader) 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐖𝐎 **ongoing** 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑮𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑺 . . . eddie finds you relieving some stress in the middle of the woods. request. 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑲𝑬 . . . 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑴𝒀𝑺𝑬𝑳𝑭 . . .

𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲 𝑶𝑼𝑻 ! . . .

𝑼𝑷𝑻𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 . . .

STEVE HARRINGTON

𝑇𝐸𝑀𝑃𝑇𝐴𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁 ─ smut.

ROBIN BUCKLEY

𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑶𝑻𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑵 . . .

JONATHAN BYERS

ARGYLE

#eddie munson x reader #joseph quinn #stranger things #eddie munson #joe quinn #eddie munson x reader smut #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson smut #stranger things fic #stranger things fics #masterlist #pennyverse

[that-damn-fouth-chaosemerald]

Hi! I was wondering if I could request a Sal Fisher (Sally Face) x GN!Reader fic with fluff + angst (+ maybe a little yandere?) where Reader is Sal’s cellmate after he gets arrested?

Maybe with Reader trying to get him to open up + talk about why he’s here, what his life was like before, why he wears the mask, etc.

Feel free to do whatever you like with this request and have a nice day :)

See my masterlist here!

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Hi! Thank you for the request (I actually really appreciate it bc you guys the only reason why I go up and writing on tumblr! Lol Y'know, I can be a very lazy person...)!

I wrote this one-shot a little bit different than your request. Like he's not a yandere (or at least he doesn't show anything of the signs, but it has fluff, angst and other things. If you want, I can write you just for some Yandere! Sal Fisher :D

But only if you want it-)

I had fun with it while I wrote it, I hope you will enjoy too! ^^

×❢ About my work ❢×

fluff, angst, mention of Larry's death, mention of suicide, cursing, the reader is gender neutral, no proofread •-•, and I think that's all-

Fandom: Sally Face

Character(s): Sal Fisher, Larry Johnson (mentioned), Todd Morrison (mentioned), The Reader|You|(Y/N)

Ship(s): Sal Fisher x Reader

Type: One-shot

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𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭

(Sal Fisher x reader)

𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈: Bound 2 by Kanye West

“Bond to fall in love... ♡��

[Credit to the original artist!]

You almost fell as a strong guard firmly throwed you into the cell. They treated you like you were a wild animal.

" Asshole " you thought with an angry look on your face. You didn't want to say out loud, instead you gave to the guard a murderous look. But it seemed like he didn't care about it. He just walked away, letting you alone with your celmate. You looked at the stranger. He looked back at you.

"Hi!" you said with a friendly smile on your face. He reacted nothing. After that he continued what he was doing before: Sitting all alone on the bed and quietly looking down.

You felt awkard and maybe a little nervous. You weren't scared, you were far from that, he just had this feeling around himself what is made you feel weirdly comfortable. You stepped closer cautiously.

"I like your prosthetic!" He looked up at you, but still, he didn't show any reactions. But actually, he was really surprised that you knew this, and he didn't have to explain that it's not a mask. The prosthetic didn't show it, but his lips were apart from each other just a little, because of the surprise. He was still staring you, but no words left his mouth. It looked like he isn't a chatty person. Well, that's fine to you, if he doesn't want to talk, then you won't make him uncomfortable with it.

You walked to the other bed and sit down on it. It was awkardly silent in the cell. "Thanks." the stranger said it quietly. Deeply, you were surprised about he can talk, but you didn't show any of this. "Why are you locked in?" You invisibly facepalmed yourself. You just met a person in prison around 5 minutes ago, why are you asking personal questions already?

The prosthetic hid his voice very well, but you could still heard as he let out a sigh. "Because I saved people." he said without looking at you. You curiously, but still slowly sat down next to him.

"What from did you save them?" you tried to figure out his expressions, but you couldn't see anything.

"From the infestation of Red-Eyes." You looked at him with a confused look, but you didn't ask. "I couldn't save everyone, unfortunately. My best friend, Larry was one of the victims. After he didn't answer the phone, I started panicking and when I found him... All I could see that his body is hung down on a rope. I still remember how his lifeless eyes looking into mines. He was like a brother to me."

You could figure out of his tone that he really missed his friend. You put your hands on your mouth. He must feel terrible. He lost everything.

"I'm sorry" You spoke softly, not to scare him away. "I didn't know that you suffered this much." you said quietly with a sympathetic and understanding tone.

"I think Todd is suffering more, than me." he answered. He looked up at you and took some time with analyzing your face. You smiled back at him softly. You gently placed on his cold hand yours. He looked down at your hands and up at your face again. He squeezed your hands a bit.

He looked into your eyes. You didn't speak, but somehow you told him that it's okay and he can trust in you.

"You know (Y/N), I don't know how or why, but I feel like I can trust you." You gave him a kind smile, not thinking about how or from where he knows your name.

#sally face #sal fisher x reader #sal fisher #larry johnson #todd morrison #ashley campbell #x reader #sally face x reader

[spiteless-xo]

hi! i love your work on ao3 so much ahh 🩷🩷

what kind of music do you headcannon the characters of tbaw to listen to? i’ve been wondering since the reader/eren car scenes hehe

Ok, so it's taking me a million years to respond to this because I'm making PLAYLISTS and I have to listen to a lot of songs I've never heard before, but I don't wanna leave this unanswered for too long.

Here are some of the vibes that I get when I think of music that these boys would like. It might sound like it, but there are no spoilers here for anything in TBAW, these are just vibes ☠

Music Headcannons - Eren, Jean, Reiner

Jean Kirstein

he's pretentious about his music for sure. typically listens to soft, slow alt/indie songs (but like mainstream indie, if that makes sense lol). he might like some of the top hits rn but he'll never admit it. always has to have the aux because he thinks other people have trash taste in music

arctic monkey, the neighbourhood type vibes

songs about falling in love, bittersweet love, unrequited love, heartbreak

right person, wrong time type of love. if things were different they would be perfect but they're not and it hurts knowing things are going to end

pushing people away because it hurts too much to hold them close

meeting the perfect person while out one night but forgetting to get their name and never seeing them again

playing board games with friends on a weekday night

sitting next to the fire on a cool summer night by the lake and sharing your deepest fears and insecurities

cooking dinner together with a glass of wine and kissing on the countertop

making love on a lazy afternoon and whispering i love you into each other's skin

Eren Jaeger

really similar taste in music to jean but a lot more upbeat, produced, and sexual. he listens to big bootie mixes when he's working out and he has random generic playlists when he's hanging out w girls but when he's on his own or w friends he has a specific vibe

the weekend, tame impala type vibes:

songs about sex, passion, one-night stands, and firey type love

a summer fling that you know would never work out long-term but you think about for the rest of your life

bad boy/i can fix him type love. everyone warns you about him but you just can't stay away

sneaking out to go see him in the middle of the night and coming home just as the sun starts to rise

long drives late at night talking about everything and nothing with his hand on your thigh

showering together and then getting ready in the bathroom for a party or some big event, catching each other's eyes in the reflection of the mirror

going to the beach on a hot summer day, making out and wandering hands, needing to remind yourselves that there are people around before you get carried away

burning hot love that you know is going to shatter your heart but you're having too much fun to care

intense, passionate sex. just needing to feel each other in blind desperation, losing yourselves in the whirlwind of pleasure

Reiner Braun

definitely made a playlist when he was in highschool of all of his favourite songs and hasn't listened to anything else since but somehow still doesn't know who sings what song

red hot chili peppers, simple plan type vibes

songs from when you were kids that make you feel nostalgic for the past, songs that you don't know the name of but you can somehow sing every word, upbeat songs that somehow make you feel sad

reminiscing and romanticizing the past just because things in the present are overwhelming. wishing you could recapture the innocence and obliviousness of youth

hanging out with old friends and talking about people you once knew

long road trips with the windows down, music blasting, and singing along to every song

being woken up at the crack of dawn by someone with way too much energy for this time of day but somehow still feeling excited

being with friends outside and playing lawn games like bocce or cornhole

(crying with your head down late at night at the office, feeling like you're an imposter and you don't deserve the job you have.

still feeling like a kid even though you're legally an adult. never knowing what you're doing but feeling like you're expected to have your life together.)

#jean kirstein #eren jaeger #reiner braun #aot headcanons #tiff.ask #tbaw.fic #eren.hc #jean.hc #reiner.hc

[gurugirl]

I love stepdad Harry! Always brings a smile to my face when i see youve posted (guilty pleasure yum). Thank you for the last one!

but i cannot get enough of stepmom reader. You’ve made that one into something really special. In fact I told someone about it last week and they were like ~ nope. Not into stepmom stuff or older yn. Nope ~

but then guess what? they wound up reading it and binged all three parts and admitted to me that they were wrong 😂 I’m like ‘yeah I know’

just wanted to share that with you! Your stepmom fic is so shockingly good (not shocking bc you’re not a good writer, shocking bc it’s a trope most of us were not interested in) that it’s quickly become my top 5 all time favorite.

i cannot wait for part 4! I adore them and you so much. Do you have any idea when part 4 will come out? Any sneaky???

ps.. sorry for the weird capitalization stuff going on there. My phone decided when to capitalize randomly and I’m too lazy to fix.

A Good Boy sneak peek under the cut below!

🥹 thank you so much, babe. Really glad you liked the stepdad!harry from yesterday! That was a quick little fun thing to write.

As for stepmom!reader - wow! I really love that you're liking it so much and talking about it with other people and that your friend changed their mind 😂 Seems to be the theme for that fic. So many of y'all didn't think you'd like it based on the trope alone but I'm surprised that you guys did enjoy it anyway! Makes me smile.

So, I'm almost done with part 4. I think I can have it out by Thursday? Maybe? I'm super busy today (well, busy for me LOL) and gonna try to write but I've also got something I'm working on that someone paid me to write so I'm prioritizing that. Thursday at the earliest I'll post part 4 but I'll let y'all know.

And the random capitalization? My phone does the same. 😂 The words can't, can, and don't often get capitalized in the middle of sentences and it's a crapshoot on when the beginning of a sentence will be capitalized or not. I need to turn it off so it just leaves everything lowercase. So no judgement from me!

Sneak peek below !! (just remember this is literally copied from the word doc I'm writing in and hasn't been proofread or edited so some changed may be made before I post part 4)

Y/n was wearing her newly altered peach silk dress. The alterations were simple. The straps and hem were adjusted and the back column was dropped down a bit to drape to her low back. Her strappy nude heels were well-worn but comfortable because she was just simply not in the mood to wear the stiff, new heels she’d just bought.

The estate of Rebecca Manera was impressive. Probably equally as impressive as Leonardo Styles’. Most of the guests had already arrived by the time the Styles’ walked through the front door a little late.

Leo scolded Y/n for taking so long to get ready and making them run behind but in all honesty, she didn’t give a fuck. They could be half an hour late. No one would care. Why rush to go to a party? It’s not like they needed to clock in and earn a paycheck.

“It’s rude, Y/n. That’s why it matters. You’re so goddamn rude sometimes. You only think about yourself.”

She turned sharply to look at her husband in shock. That was the first time he’d ever said such a thing to her. Normally he had no opinion on how she conducted herself. She was chronically late. Yes, she could admit that was a flaw in her character but she was on time when it really counted. But to get so worked up over a party? And to insult her on top of it?

That had set the whole mood for the night. And now she was even more suspicious about this Rebecca.

But when Rebecca did make her appearance and introduced herself to Y/n she was taken aback. The woman had to be in her 50s. She was pretty, sure, but not quite Leo’s type. If Y/n were any sort of indicator of a type.

Servers walked around with trays and served the couples in attendance. There were only ten couples there as well as Rebecca’s two daughters, Y/n learned. Quite the intimate affair really.

Leo brought a glass of wine to Y/n as she chatted with Mrs. Topman (she never learned her first name, as the woman literally introduced herself as Mrs. Topman).

“Here you are darling.” His green eyes shined down at her before searching the room casually. She was on to Leo. But she found it odd that the woman he was with in the Hamptons was Rebecca. She was intrigued.

She watched Rebecca mingle and sip wine and laugh and there was nothing there that made Y/n think Leo would be interested in her sexually. But maybe that was it, Y/n thought to herself as she cocked her head to the side watching the woman speak boisterously. Maybe it wasn’t sexual. Maybe it was a woman he felt a deeper connection with than he did with Y/n. Perhaps it hadn’t started sexual but led there.

The snack table was set up with decadent treats. Y/n picked up a toast smeared with something pink, topped with heart-shaped tomatoes on top as she scanned the room for Leo, wondering where he’d gone off to. It hadn’t been that long but knowing about Rebecca being with him made things feel like she was in some kind of true crime detective story and was trying to get to the bottom of a mystery. Though there was no crime being committed, she could entertain herself with that thought.

“Are you enjoying your time tonight?”

Y/n turned her sight to Rebecca who was next to her picking up the same toast with pink schmear.

“It’s amazing. Your home is so lovely, Mrs. Manera,” she smiled and noted the woman’s massive diamond ring in addition to her massive diamond wedding ring.

“Why thank you. Phineas has put in so much work to make this large shell into a lovely cozy home.”

Y/n nearly spat her bite out. The home was anything but cozy.

“It’s incredible. Where is Mr. Manera tonight?”

“Oh, just over there,” she pointed to a man in tweed with thick black-framed glasses, “You haven’t met yet?”

Rebecca led the way as Y/n walked in her wake to meet Mr. Manera. She had still not spotted her own husband.

“Phineas, dear, this is Mrs. Styles. Leonardo’s wife.”

The man held his hand out, “Very nice to meet you, Mrs. Styles.”

“Likewise. You can call me Y/n.”

 “Well, Y/n. We’re happy to have you here. Where’s Leo anyway? Haven’t seen him.”

Turning around quickly to look over her shoulder she shrugged and faced the man and his wife again, “Not sure actually. I haven’t seen him in a bit myself,” she laughed. And before she could even think about what she was implying she spoke to Rebecca, “But I’m sure you’ve seen enough of him since you saw him in the Hampton’s this weekend.”

Rebecca and Phineas’ smiles dropped as they looked at one another and then back to Y/n, “I haven’t been to the Hamptons in over a decade. Are you sure you’re not mistaking me for Parker? Our daughter? She was just there all weekend with her girlfriends.”

A Good Boy Masterlist

A Good Boy tags: @becauseheartsgetbroken-hs @shishcabobsworld @daphnesutton @spinnerswife69 @holy-macncheese-balls @cookielovesbook-akie @lilfreakjez @itsgigikay @amateurduck

#harry styles #firstpost #ask #harry styles smut #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles one shot #harry styles x reader #harry styles fic #harry styles fanfic #harry styles fan fiction #sneak peek #harry styles x yn #harry styles x y/n #harry styles writing #stepmom!reader

[fareehaandspaniards]

I sometimes wonder how comes you ended up SO attached to Damian specifically? When you first appeared you was just one of us Micolash simps, but before I've noticed it is just Damian everywhere ggjhggkj Sorry if you've answered somewhere already, but what made you so obsessed with Damian? What was that thing that made you see his potential and appeal the way you do now?

Well, yes, you were right to point out that when I came here, I was mostly interested only in Micolash! But gradually getting used to the character, you start to think about his surroundings! And if Edgar I liked from the first glance and he always will be my favourite nerd-accountant-church boy with issues, then Damian I just ignored at first xd And in the game did not really notice him, although he stands out among the phantoms - Loch Shield, ability to heal with choir bell, Mensis cage (AND his amazing look. Long hair and tired old face? Ooooh, I'm in). The cage in particular makes you think that he is a very difficult character which belongs to an enemy fraction and fights on your side. Well beyond that, it was worth taking a closer look at him and it all went on its own :'D

Most of the fandom sees him in a similar way - caring, selflessly giving of himself to Micolash, loyal to the core, a bit slow due to age, and cozy man. My first vision of him was also like he is an absolute angel, the purest creation in the entire game! That was second phase of my simping I think xD Granddilf with the biggest heart and purest soul, loyal servant of his beloved one - oh my god!! Makes me go crazy because I want him to be respected immediately, be loved and cherished. Maybe he is my type? I don't know. Old, really OLD man with loving heart and I-i-i-i... melting...

One of my headcanons is that Damian can kill a human, do crimes, cruel medical experiments (he is a Mensis scholar after all) but he can never hurt a child! ^^^^ There is him with little Yurie, Micolash and Edgar, and image I drew after a cool discussion with Fantomette! We talked about possibility of Edgar being Micolash's son, which means that Damian could possibly be his godfather xd

(Also you may see a plushie bunnie in little Micolash's hands and it has much more sense that it may seem!)

I am too lazy to explain I am sorry Dx But I wrote about bunny and little Irzhie here, in an ask game. The question was - what would be his favourite toy? >>>

Me and my husband talked about Irzhie too much and came to many funny and creepy conclusions and ideas (Damian's obsession with his little brother, projection his brother on Micolash, insanity, necromancy and,,,, Many other things :^) , so that picture was born)

(Sorry to put it in your ask lkak.ermkeamg,g,fdmg BUT you can't shut me up when it's about Damian D: )

I mean you can put Damian in ANY headcanon and he still be kindest man ever existed.

In myvision of lore he helped Rom when she felt really bad in Byrgenwerth, was one amongst three people in the whole college who supported Caryll, he protected Micolash his whole life, he was trying to soften Micolash's deeds and didn't want him to involve innocent children in his experiments (as much as adults. But I believe that Yahar'gul people were sort of fanatics so there were many volunteers for School of Mensis medical stuff), he was the one who will always do his best to help whenever you ask.

And my poor old man is also a saddest creature, because the fact is a fact - no matter if he hates or loves Micolash or just fights against his ideas in game, Micolash is in a Nightmare and Damian is here. I shipped Damicolash and it was really bittersweet. Mico dies and what is left for Damian? Only grieve and sorrow?

Damian/Yurie - bitter end, Damian/Rom - bitter end, Damian/Micolash - bitter end, Damian/anyone else - bitter end! :^)

Anyone else except sir Gremia! (This man deserves another post he is also so complicated! My husband KNOWS how much I adore him. Many of our daily jokes include him lol) Gremia has a strong need in an "adult/mother" archetype and also in "wife/lover", he needs someone who will pat his head and whom he can protect. And Damian needs someone to take care of, to protect and to be protected by that someone (Theme for another post :Р)

Damian, who gave love but didn't receive it, who did his best for Micolash but ended up leaving the Mensis School because his beloved crossed all bounds of sanity, who believed in Kos, his goddess of mothers and children, who genuinely tried to help everyone - I wanted him to be happy.

It really concerned me and I think then started the third phase of simping, when I found out that Sir Gremia exists and Damian just can't be perfect (it's so wrong and boring. I love when a character is like alive person, so it means they are problematic! There are no "normal" people)

I have to say, as you mentioned, I have seen him as a chad, attracting everyone to him xD But right now for me he has flaws, he can be very annoying sometimes, plus overprotection of Micolash (I think Micolash even got tired of him. Sounds like an absolute Micolash plus that may be a reason he let Damian go from serving him), weaknesses and traumas, cruelty and coldness in his heart, and a strong attachment to the past. But he's the kind one. And that's what hit my heart the hardest way. He is player friendly for his own unknown reasons, but I believe his destiny and talent is to lead and protect, which is what he has been doing all his life.

I write a fic about him and Gremia right now, connected with the early Healing Church and I want to put there all my headcanons, big and small and finally finish his story and give him the end of the game that he deserves

I am sorry for the amount of text. Old man took a place in my heart, he does not only looks like an absolute perfection but also seems to be a wonderful person with lots of issues and flaws. I LOVE HIM

I need to improve my drawing skill so I will draw him better and he will become more popular :'D

Maybe I got a little off-topic? But I want you to know how I see him - it's the main point of my simping xD So hard to put all my thoughts in one text. Hope it's not hard to read. It's much easier to write a story than tell the chaos that is happening in your head with your blorbo xD

#my art #mensis scholar damian #bloodborne #bloodborne headcanons #longpost #mutuals #ask

[kafus]

"video games rumors" anon here, the type of rumor I'm curious about your opinion on are the kinds of rumors you'd hear in a playground; i.e. something like "If you groundpound the fountain star 2401 times you can unlock Luigi in super mario 64!" or "If you do all of these super convoluted steps in pokemon you can get mewthree!" etc etc, if that's too broad then maybe just playground rumors specific to pokemon.

My original ask was spurred by a video by midnight krick, covering a pokemon iceberg from an alternate universe where the last pokemon games were gold and silver. Do be warned though that the video heads into creepypasta territory, especially near the end.

OHHH okay yes i get you now! sorry maybe that was obvious before but i felt like there were multiple directions that ask could have gone lmao

i am old enough to have experienced a good chunk of video game rumors firsthand, though not to the extent of proper 90s kids - i kinda got the tail end of it i think? and most of the rumors i heard were strongly proliferated through the internet, like the experience of seeing one of those fake Mewthree videos during pokemon gen 3 on really early youtube when i was too young to understand how those videos were made and couldn't tell the difference between romhacks and reality yknow. while i heard about rumors outside of pokemon (i was fascinated by some animal crossing ones back in the day because i had a brief stint with wild world for instance) i have to admit i've been This Autistic about pokemon since i was little and most of them... were pokemon rumors lol

eventually around age 9 i found out that most of the rumors i had seen floating around were edited images or romhack videos and i actually got into really early romhacking at that age... and made my own fake pokemon rumor video and uploaded it to youtube and everything, but i felt so guilty immediately after uploading it that i took it down. which i regret now because i genuinely think it may have gotten a couple people to fall for it. here's a reupload of it, i rescued it from my mom's ancient PC:

i'm kind of enamored with this thing i made because even at the age of 9 i tried to make it thinly believable and intriguing - lugia was only available in gen 3 through events or xd gale of darkness, so it was a pokemon people would want but couldn't find, however not a mythical or a made up fakemon. the three kanto birds being a requirement ties into the 2nd movie, but since they're in kanto and not hoenn it becomes infinitely harder to test and disprove this, not just because of the level requirement but because of the need to trade them over. i was really thinking about it i guess lmao. of course the audio glitch making the cave and lugia battle silent hurts the believability.

unfortunately there's no "unregistered hypercam 2" in the corner cause i used some other software... i think it was called camstudio? idk i might be wrong and i'm too lazy to look it up rn. anyway sorry for going on about that so long this ask just made me think of it and i wanted to talk about it lol

@ the second bit of your message, i have not seen that video in my suggestions and now i'm probably gonna watch it later, ty! i appreciate the warning but let it be known that i love pokemon creepypastas, i met my qpp and my closest friends through pokepastas, a certain pokepasta character when searched on google has like three pieces of my art near the top lmao - point is i'm REALLY desensitized and instead of being offput that actually makes me want to watch it more, i unironically love that shit to this day

#kiki was here #asks #anonymous #pokemon

[hopelessrandomwriter]

Here is my ✨lazy✨ start of introduction, and which fandoms I will be writing for from now on, and, if you (and I) want, you can ask me to add some fandom you like, If I know It, of course, but who knows, maybe I'll try to find out about It for you, huh <3? However, there are rules too, but don't worry, it's no big deal~

Undertale/Deltarune(and Au's are accepted!) ★ . . .

Omori ★ . . .(Au's are also accepted, I know some of us would like to..delete some stairs from this story)

The owl house ★ . . .

Heartstopper ★ . . .(I need fluffy requests if they are about this one please-)

Amphibia ★ . . . (Mostly about the Calamity trio, however, I don't mind overdoing it from time to time if you want!)

Doki Doki literature club ★ . . .(After-mc/after the main character season, but if you want you can request for while It, or even before!)

Chainsaw Man ★ . . .

Oshi no ko ★ . . .

The promised neverland ★ . . .(I don't think anyone remembers this anime anymore, but...what's the harm in including it, right?-)

Fnaf ★ . . .(mostly afton stuff ngl, but I accept anything)

Sally face ★ . . .(if this fandom still lives, I'm with y'all)

Coraline★ . . .❤️(You weren't expecting that, huh? Xd, anyway, Au are also allowed)

——— Rules ★———(Yes, I made a reference on this part's decoration, Who knows these colors...we're together in the same boat guys)

No 18+ inappropriate stuff! I want to propose acceptable content, for me as for you guys, that is, without nhek nhek, however, I accept romantic and fluffy requests! (such as cuddles, First Kiss, etc.), and definitively NO cursed ships(an example? Eda x Luz, Sunny x Mari, just no) and if possible, put the canonical ships <3 but if you want an "X reader/or a three-way relationship" or put together a fictional couple that you think would work together, as long as neither of them in your couple is committed(unless the person the character is with is a piece of shi-)/doesn't like the other character's gender, that's fine! And I definitively can do a "match me with one character of the (you choose) show" (aka...Simp's favorite game)

And about anguish, it's always welcome (or not, it depends-), but let me know if you want something specific or If should mention a very specific or explicit type of anguish (things like s-h, more expresso and less depresso, complicated injuries or illnesses/Diceases etc.) so I can delve deeper into the scenario, and also let you know if there are any possible triggers!

And finally, but most important of ALL rules, a rule you CANNOT, NEVER, break....

Have fun, I'm out of ideas lol Xd~ requests(scenarios, match-me-with, fanfic, etc.) are..

OPEN!

#homepage #chainsaw man #the owl house #sally face #coraline #fnaf #amphibia #omori #undertale #heartstopper #oshi no ko #doki doki literature club #the promised neverland #x reader #scenarios #Deltarune

[no-psi-nan]

12) the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Akechi... He's not really THAT unpopular (not like Takahashi and co, who have like 2.7 fans) but it still makes me sad when he's excluded from Psychickers content and from the friend group in general... </3

Come on guys, he's literally so funny... He's fundamentally a sweet guy who's villain-coded and annoying as fuck. He's masterminding shit behind the scenes to create nice surprises for his friends. He's infodumping at every slight opportunity. He knows everything all the time. He's telling everyone to hydrate and going to the bathroom 10x a day. He's both nipping at heels and guarding Saiki's flock.

Genuinely Akechi's general attitude with Saiki is "I'm yours, you're mine, what's mine is yours, so what's yours is mine" especially with regards to Saiki's friends and perhaps the cake in the fridge.

He's so smart that he can take on people with actual psychic powers and he could definitely best Kusuke, but he gets stonewalled by Nendo and is weak to very beautiful girls lmao. Bi/pan king lmao.

I think most people are too scared/lazy about writing out rants for him. Valid but if it's not important you can literally just use copypasta or straight Wikipedia text.

He's also just not sexy as an anime boy so people tend to not ship him as much </3 Even though his possible relationships are all soooo interesting because he's so bizarre lol. He's such a wifeguy (gender neutral) and he basically knows everything all of the time, whether he tries to or not. Plus he's mega ride or die + down for whatever.

He can clearly tone down the ranting too (see: him being adorable for Kurumi and being pretty chill when hanging out with Saiki except for demanding that they actually do something together) and he's pretty emotionally intelligent, so he'd be a great partner as long as the other person can put up with/enjoy his idiosyncrasies...

I think the most fun/interesting relationships for him are Kusuo, Aiura, and Kusuke btw. And I could see fwb type situations with Kuboyasu & Toritsuka even if they can't put up with each other for too long lmao.

His gender feelings are neat to explore too, and it's fun giving him a little more autistic flavor <3

Anyways I love him so much lol. Wish everyone else would love him like I do...

Thanks for the ask, @remusbeingnormalwouldbeweird! 💜💜💜

#notes to nopsi #akechi touma #Akechi posting

[silentslxmp]

Autistic! Greenbean AU Headcanons: Kid! Lloyd Edition

Now, some things you need to know before read:

English it's not my first lenguaje, I'm trying my best but I speak spanish, so if I have something wrong or I less some word conector, please! Let me know (I use Google Translate in this ocation because I got lazy lol).

I haven't been diagnosed with autism or any neurodivergence (I've never been to a psychologist or a psychiatrist really) but my friends suspect, many of these things I do myself. In any case, I have been finding out more about the subject, reading and seeing testimonials, even so, if I wrote something wrong or far from reality, let me know! I am interested in learning.

This AU it's a modern AU without powers or something, I have plans and history for this sooo, keep that in mind.

WEELLLL, here I am again with more hc and a character sheet :D

Note: I know sensory vest usually don't have turtlenecks, sorry, take that as creative license (?)

I made another list with stimming hc:

- Lives with Wu after Garmadon murders his mother

- He witnessed the case :(

-His dad was probably autistic too jaja

- Probable selective mutism

- Hyperfixation in dragons, ALL dragons

-He has a lot of accumulated energy that he cannot release anywhere but at home

-Tics and spasms when he is stressed/anxious

-The first days after the murder he could not sleep due to the intensity of the tics and spasms

-He actually doesn't remember much of what happened that night, but he knows something bad happened

-He has a rather toxic relationship with Garmadon, he loves him very much because he was the most present father (despite everything Garmadon did) he generated a certain anxious attachment

-In his mind, Garmadon was bitten by an evil snake, turning his father into pure evil, because in his head it does not fit that his father did something bad

-He received therapy 1-2 times before moving in with Wu, but due to Misako's lack of time he couldn't continue (because Garmadon is a capacitist jaja)

- He returned to therapy :D

-He got him a sensory vest because he had a hard time doing anything (especially when Wu is not around or he has to do with being with other people)

-The stuffed animal he has (which is his favorite) was given to him by Garmadon

-He has a stuffed dragon bigger than his in his room, Wu bought it for him the first few days to help him cope with the situation

-Stimming with sounds, but Garmadon found it irritating so he forced himself to stop doing it

-He has a Poly Pocket type box but with a dinosaur theme, so he took out the dinosaurs and put dragons instead

THATS ALL 👁️👁️

If someone have any doubt or question just do it! I'll happy to answer it. ヾ(*'∀`*)ﾉ♡

Thanks to read. ♡︎

#ninjago #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #Ninjago headcanons #autistic lloyd #Autistic! Greenbean AU #Ninjago au #My headcanons #My art #GENTE QUE HABLE ESPAÑOL HOLA? #Nia's Art! #Nia's Headcanons!

[dannystheone]

SINCE REQUESTS ARE STILL OPENN MAY I REQUEST A SWITCH!STAN AND SWITCH!KYLE FICCC? MAYBE THEY LIKE DO A DONT LAUGH CHALLANGE OR STUFF PLEASE AND THANK YOUUUU!<33

Alright guys here it is! The moment we've all been waiting for >:) for some reason this fic reminds me of something... (the long-anticipated ruggie fic I never finished lol)

But it's here! I hope you enjoy!

WARNINGS: Kids swearing and foot tickles! (Socks stay on if that helps)

Two Different Types Of Comedy (Lee/Ler Stan and Kyle)

Stan is developing a different taste in comedy while Kyle is still entertained by childish jokes. The two butt heads over which form of comedy is best.

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Lazy Saturdays were always appreciated in South Park. No work, no school, no chores, just doing whatever you wanted. For Stan and Kyle, the best lazy Saturday was sharing a couch, a blanket, and exchanging TikToks with each other.

Stan's parents were gone for the day, so naturally the boys crashed at his place. Snacks littered the floor around the couch as Stan lay on the right side of the couch and Kyle relaxed on the left side. A Terrance and Phillip blanket covered the two boys' legs that were thrown on top of each other's. For some people, this would have been uncomfortable, but the boys have been in this position with each other so many times it's the only way they liked it when it was just the two of them.

Kyle let out a yawn and scratched the back of his head as he scrolled through TikTok. Stan laid on his arm with his arm against the headrest as he scrolled as well.

"Pffmmt- heheheh. Stan- Stan dude, look at this." Kyle shifted on the couch and reached over the blanket to hold his phone up to Stan's face. Stan looked away from his phone to see. "Terrance and Phillip have their own official TikTok now, so they're posting all the best bits they had on the show! Look, it's the one where they fart on the President!" As the living room was filled with fart noises and the TV characters laughing, Stan didn't react.

"Oh...killer." Stan looked back to his phone with Kyle's hand hanging limp in the air. Kyle’s eyebrows furrowed.

"Dude, what the hell? You love Terrance and Phillip. You didn't think it was funny?" Kyle asked. Stan shrugged as he scrolled through his social media.

"I dunno dude, maybe I've seen the bit one too many times. It's not that big of a deal." Kyle laid back on his side of the couch with a quirked lip. Without another word, he kept scrolling through the Terrance and Phillip TikTok page, quietly giggling at the jokes.

"Pfft- hahaha! Oh man, Kyle, you gotta see this!" Stan reached over the blanket to show Kyle his phone. Kyle looked away from his to see. "It's Bo Burnham's newest show on Netflix! Everyone says it's his best one yet! We have to watch it together." Kyle looked at the phone in confusion. It was just a guy doing stand-up.

"Dude Bo Burnham isn't funny? And besides, since when did you start liking him?" Stan's face fell as he took his phone back and shrugged.

"I dunno dude, Terrance and Phillip just aren't that funny anymore. I mean, how many times can you fart on a dude's head and still think it's funny?" Stan questioned. Kyle put his phone in his lap as he splayed his hands.

"Well, what's so funny about Bo Burnham? The only thing I can remember of him is that Jeff Bezos song and that was just it- a song. You're laughing at songs now?" Stan put down his phone as well, getting increasingly agitated.

"It's better than laughing at childish shit like fart jokes and diarrhea all the time! I thought you were the mature one, Kyle. How can you still find that hilarious?" Kyle's mouth went agape as he threw up his hands.

"I don't know dude it's my childhood! It's both our childhood, and you still think it's funny, you just don't want to admit it cause you think you're more superior than the rest of us." Kyle accused.

"I don't think I'm superior! I just wanted to find different stuff to laugh at. Stuff that isn't immature." Stan crossed his arms as Kyle grunted. Kyle hated arguments, he wished there was a way to put a swift end to this.

Stan's leg was wedged between the couch and Kyle's own leg. It was starting to go numb, so Stan shifted on the couch to try and relieve it. A crazy idea shot into Kyle's mind.

Kyle grabbed hold of Stan's ankle and set it on his lap. Stan had his jeans and his black socks on despite the blanket thrown on top of them. Stan tried pulling his leg back, but Kyle had a surprisingly strong grip.

"Dude what the hell are you doing? Get off." Stan warned. Kyle shook his head as he prepped one of his hands while keeping a hold on Stan's ankle.

"You think you're grown up, huh? Not laughing at immature shit anymore? Well let's see how long you last trying not to laugh at the most childish shit on the planet!" Stan's face was a mask of confusion.

"What are you gonna do?" Stan tried pulling his leg back once more, so Kyle trapped his ankle between his own jeaned legs.

"I'm gonna tickle you until you admit that 'childish' stuff is still funny! Because it is!" Kyle growled. Stan's throat jumped in agitation as he angrily brought Kyle's foot into his own lap. Kyle had white socks on for today.

"Fine! Then I'll do the exact same thing! I'll tickle you until you can admit that mature comedy is better than a show four-year-olds can laugh at!" The sudden twist caught Kyle by surprise; his body tingling with anticipation now. But that wouldn't phase him. The boys locked eyes with each other, burning in their resolve.

"I'm. Not. Laughing." Kyle's hand gripped Stan's ankle with determination.

"Neither. Am. I." Stan replied with certainty.

"First one to laugh wins the argument."

"So be it."

After a moment's breath, Stan and Kyle dove into their respective feet; Kyle scribbling up and down Stan's foot while Stan scratched into Kyle's toes. The two boys snorted and held their breath as well as they could. They grit their teeth to bar the laughter from coming out, all of the would-be noises pent up in their chest.

Kyle could feel the scribbles shoot up his leg like electricity. His lips quirked into a forced smile as he slammed his teeth down to prevent any laughter from coming out. Stan tried not to think about Kyle's fingers rippling into his arch, because the more he thought about it the more it tickled. Stan huffed and kept his mouth shut.

"I'm- pffmmt- I'm not gonna- lose!" Kyle forced out, having to take a break between each word to not let a laugh loose. Stan was having a more difficult time speaking. His leg was jolting with every touch Kyle delivered to it, and he would admit that Kyle had method. Kyle's fingers swirled from his heel up to his toes and down into his ball and arch in careful movements despite being tickled himself. Stan just tickled anywhere he could reach.

"I-hehee- I'm not- lohosing eheither!" Stan's eyes winced as he dug his nails into Kyle's arch. Kyle's leg jumped as he snorted and set his jaw against his laughter. The two boys were starting to sweat with this exertion. It felt like the seconds that passed that they didn't laugh, all the more it tickled.

"Juhust- Just gihive up duhude! I'm- urgh- I'm gohonna win!" Kyle forced out between grit teeth. Stan shook his head defiantly and kept up his haphazard method of tickling. Kyle gained a sense of resolve and started scribbling his fingers up and down Stan's foot from toes to heel. Stan jumped on the couch and tried pulling his leg back, but Kyle's grip was strong.

"N-Nehehever!" Stan started laughing in his throat, it sounded like he was choking, but he tried swallowing the sounds as well as he could. He was becoming weak; Kyle's grip was stronger and his method was better. Stan decided to replicate Kyle's method and set Kyle's ankle in his left hand and scraped his nails top to bottom on Kyle's foot. Despite this being Kyle's method, it was very effective against him. Kyle's fingers stilled as he shifted on the couch.

"Mmph! Hmhmhmhm! Stahan quit!" Kyle's back slid forward on the couch, giving Stan more of Kyle's ankle in his grip. Stan quickly used this reprieve as Kyle stopped tickling him to tickle all over Kyle's foot, from his ankle to the top of his foot as well. Kyle's toes curled up as he snorted and tried to breathe his laughter away.

"Face it dude, I won! Now admit that mature comedy is better!" Stan dug his fingers into Kyle's toe spaces, which made Kyle laugh through his nose in a big sputtering noise. Kyle hid his face with his arms as his face turned red from exertion.

"You should see your face, dude-"

"Boys? I'm home." Stan's mom Sharon walked in through the front door with her hands full of groceries; Stan's fingers stilling against Kyle's foot. Kyle held a hand to his beating heart as he breathed in deep and laid limp on the couch.

"Oh uh- hi Mom. We're just hanging out." Stan said awkwardly.

"Oh? And what are you up to?" Sharon listened to the boys as she carried the groceries into the kitchen. Kyle shot up on the couch, catching Stan by surprise.

"Getting Stan to admit that Bo Burnham sucks!" Kyle declared and grabbed hold of Stan's foot to scribble his fingers into the arch. Stan stared bewildered at Kyle before his face lit up in his laughter. Stan held his belly with both arms in his laughs while Kyle scratched his socked foot with his nails.

"Pfft- ahahahaha! Duhuhuhude you cheheheheated!" Stan kicked his leg while it still lay in Kyle's hand. Kyle let go immediately as Stan laughed.

"HA! I got you, you bastard! Now admit it! Admit that Terrance and Phillip are funny!" Kyle crossed his arms in his victory. Stan breathed out as he sat up slowly on the couch.

"Duhude, I never said they weren't funny. I was just saying that I wanted to find different stuff to laugh at. I don't want to rely on just Terrance and Phillip for a laugh, you know? And I think if you have different things to laugh at, it kind of preserves the comedy of the show because you're not watching that comedy all the time, you know?" Stan explained. Kyle had a thoughtful face on.

"Yeah, I see what you're saying. Terrance and Phillip do get a little stale now and then. I mean, how many times can you go around farting on people and each other? Wouldn't you get sick of farts after a while?" Stan's face lit up as Kyle understood him.

"Yes, exactly! And we don't even have to watch Bo Burnham, he's just the first guy that got recommended to me on Netflix. There's a ton of stuff to watch!" Kyle grabbed the TV remote and clicked the TV.

"Come on, let's find something to-"

"Oh no, boys. I'm gonna need you to clean up all this mess." Sharon walked back into the living room and pointed out all the snacks and food that littered the floor. "Your father is coming home soon and I don't want him walking into a messy house."

"Aw man- this sucks." The boys slowly got off the couch and started picking up trash.

"This is what I get for wasting time listening to you say that Terrance and Phillip are better than Bo Burnham." Stan said under his breath.

Kyle shot him a look. "What did you say?"

#south park #south park tickles #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #danny writes #lee kyle #lee stan #ler kyle #ler stan