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xxfabulashxx · 2 months
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Spamton advertising something: IT CAN DO ANYTHING!
Jevil: Wait a minute, did you say anything?
Spamton: ANYTHING!
Jevil: Anything?
Spamton: YES, ANYTHING!
Jevil: Anything?
Spamton: I'LL GET YOU, AND I'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A BLOODY ACCIDENT
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angelofthenight · 2 years
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Tommy: It was my pleasure, (y/n). Anything for my little princess.
You: Oh, I don't wanna be a princess.
You: In a constitutional monarchy parliament has all the real power.
Tommy: …I see
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waterfire1848 · 10 months
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[ Clark annoying Bruce while on patrol. ]
Clark: What do you have in your belt?
Bruce: Anything I need.
Clark: Anything?!
Bruce: Anything.
Clark:…Anything?
Bruce: I’ll get you and it’ll look like a bloody accident.
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Dick: Well if you’re both staying, remember the rules. Damian, no playing ball in the apartment, no fighting, and no answering the phone with "City Morgue."
Jon: Mr. Nightwing, can’t I have some rules?
Dick: No chewing tobacco.
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samirafee · 4 months
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#TOMMY😻❤️MERRY CHRISTMAS❤️
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Conversation
Nami: [answers her snail] Hello?
Luffy: It's Luffy.
Nami: What did he do this time?
Luffy: No, it's me, Luffy, it's actually me.
Nami: What did you do this time?
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Derek: Well if you’re both staying, remember the rules. Eli, no playing ball in the apartment, no fighting, and no answering the phone with "City Morgue." Eli:... Hikari: Mr. Hale, can’t I have some rules? Derek: No chewing tobacco.
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themadlostgirl · 7 months
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A.Tension: Someone else should drive Imelda: Alright, you win. Conrad, you drive. Conrad: Are you serious? Imelda: I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea." But I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the twelve-year-old drive!"
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blazernot · 1 year
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Theory Brain didn't dress up his chirithy to look like him, the chirithy dressed him up to look like it
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sundove88 · 25 days
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Balan Wonderworld- Maestro Hiccups Incorrect Quotes; Fun, Fun, Fun
(HIC!)
Others:
Bal!
Balan:
I Know it is wet and the
Sun is not sunny, but
We can have lots of good
Fun that is funny! It's
Fun to have fun but ya
Got to know how...
Bleurgh! (Ugh...)
Side effects!
I know
Lots of good tricks, and I'll—
Others:
Stop! This! Right! Now!
Lance is talking!
Lance:
These hiccups should not be here, they should not be about!
They should not! Be here! When Wonderworld! Is out!
Eis:
Come on guys, we’ve gotta listen to him!
Bal’s drinking where he pees!
Balan:
There was this
Cat I knew back home where
I was bred, he never
Listened to a single thing his
Mother said! He never
Used the litter box, he made a
Mess in the halls, that's why they
Sent him to a vet to cut off
Both his ball—
Ba... ba...lls.
BOY! That wasn't
Fun, fun, fun!
He never learned you can have
Fun, fun, fun!
But less is more! They may
Ship you off to school, so rain it
In a little, we
Can't spell fun without you in the
Middle! (Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-
Bah!)
Haoyu
Guys! Balan is currently in violation of 17 of Wonderworld’s rules!
Balan:
City Morgue!
Haoyu:
18!
Balan:
There was this
High-strung cat who thought she
Knew it all, the way she
Scheduled out her day could drive you
Up the wall! She liked to
Be the teacher's pet, always the
Head of the class, and took a
Ton of TNT to kill the
Bug up her a—
A... a...ss.
ASK! Me was she
Fun, fun, fun?
Not a chance, you can't have
Fun, fun, fun!
If you're uptight, so loosen
Up and lose those lists, life isn't
Such a riddle, you
Can't spell fun without YOU in the
Middle!
You can
Juggle, work and play, but you
Have to know the way! You can
Keep afloat a wish, like the
Way I do this fish! You can
Be a happy fella, someone
Throw me that umbrella! And that
Rake! That cake!
That's what you make it, so have
Fun, fun, fun!
Go insane and have some
Fun, fun, fun!
Just look at me!
Fun, fun, fun!
No more rain, look! It's a
Sun, sun, sun!
So can't you see? I'm as
Happy as a clam, I'm as
Fit as a fiddle! Yeah, the
Dogs may bark about you, and the
Pure-bred cats may doubt you, but re-
Member this, you can't have fun with-
Out you in the
Middle!
Inhabitants: 0-0
Leo: What the heck, Bal?!
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sowhat17live · 7 months
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Wonu's Insta post🥺🥺💕
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Kid: I've lost like, 27 pounds
Nami: Oh my god, what's your secret?
Kid:...
Kid: I had my arm ripped off
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angelofthenight · 2 years
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*After Peter almost crashes the truck*
MJ: Someone else should drive!
Peter: All right. You win. Lizard, you drive.
Doc Ock: Are you serious?
Peter: I don't know. A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea,"
Peter: but I can barely hear that little voice because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the giant lizard drive!"
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emmikay · 11 months
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Macavity: Shh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Demeter: That's the sound of people dying, Macavity!
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Leo: So what do we do?
Donnie: Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend. One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecaps and the other involves a musical number!
Raph: How many shots?
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samirafee · 1 month
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#MAJA🐈🐾🌼WISHING YOU A SMILEY, SUNNY DAFFODIL SORT OF DAY💛💛💛
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