Grape Uncle finally owning his own vineyard 🍇🍷✨
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Some time ago, I made this post of a silly idea that came to me while reading a poorly written fanfiction where my flu-addled brain started imagining everyone as vegetables. The idea wouldn't leave me, I had to draw it.
Yes, their clothes are a mix of TU, the donghua and other media bc I did this from memory and for giggles so I went with the details I associated the most with each character. No, I don't know how two leafy vegetables produced a pepper.
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it's a great strategy to stay behind your small polite uncle to hide from your angry grape uncle even if you don't fit very well anymore
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Just now thinking about how JL would have no real concept of what a dangerous person looks like if he were raised by his parents and various uncles.
Not only is he at the centre of most of the cultivation worlds’ politics and petty drama….. he’s also related to and doted on by the Most Dangerous People in the cultivation world.
This poor kid would probably have looked at Xue Yang and thought “Uncle? Friend?”
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I Have a Question For the Ninjago Fandom
WHY IS EVERYONE NOT ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT LOU NEGELECTED COLE?!?!?!?!?!
And how Kai must've had trust issues at first.
And how Lloyd must've had trust issues at first.
And how Wu is literally taking better care of the six than their freaking parents did.
(Garmadon, Lily, Jay's bio parents, + Ray and Maya get free passes bc one way or the other it wasn't their fault.)
AND ALSO THE NINJA (except Lloyd bc he's also not fully human) LIVE WITH A DUDE THAT'S 1/4 ONI, 1/4 DRAGON, AND 1/2 HUMAN.
SO if Wu actually got the stuff from the Yokai side of the fam then wouldn't Zane, Kai, Cole, Jay, and Nya classify as feral kids?
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LXC a little sour to JC not because he dislikes the younger sect leader, some jiang sect disciple would probably shiv him for that, but because he's a tiny bit jealous, LQR occasionally compares LXC's ability to do paperwork/organize things/maintain discipline to JC's and frequently finds LXC lacking, especially in the paperwork department, and in the Lan sect at least it's an open secret that LQR wishes that JC was HIS nephew/son
A Small Selection Of Lan Qiren Comments That Lan Xichen Has Endured Over Years Of Doing Official Paperwork With Shufu:
- *apropos of nothing* I heard that Jiang Wanyin knows all the local farmers personally.
- Where are the source citation footnotes? … WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘the what, now?’?!?!?
- Did you see the way Sect Leader Jiang glared at his disciples when they started whispering during that last cultivation conference? They way they just... snapped to order? Immediately? And barely breathed for the remainder of the meeting?? *deep sigh*
- I must say, Jiang-zongzhu’s arrangement of this graph speaks to a highly methodical and logistically-gifted mind.
- You only referenced data from the last *three* years in this year’s annual report? Hm... Nothing. NO, it’s FINE. I just agree with certain other parties that one can only truly get a comprehensive picture of long-range projections by utilizing statistics from at least the last decade…
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Made myself sad thinking about how fast Jin Ling runs to Jiang Cheng’s side if he even suspects he’s been hurt because he’s lost everyone in his family, everyone who cared about him and was supposed to watch him grow up and all he has left is his jiujiu and he can’t lose anyone else, he just can’t
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If you want me to care instantly about a piece of media just add a pathetic little guy who’s a bit fucked up but he’s a good dad (bonus points if they acquired the child through circumstances rather than it’s their own kid.)
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jc can't escape his fate of becoming a milf
“Sorry Jin Ling, he’s OUR uncle now”
He is irresistible to all, the platonic Mumcle energy is too strong even apart from him being a MILF
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AU where Jin Ling has a podcast?
Featuring special guests: Jin Ling’s uncle, Jin Ling’s uncle, and Jin Ling’s uncle
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