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idkagoodname · 2 months

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Megumi Fushiguro x Reader

You slip on your shoes and step out into the pouring rain. Your sweats immediately drenched as you make a run for your car. Your power went out in the heat of the storm, leaving you freezing and almost no charge left on your phone. But that didn't matter, it gave you the excuse to see your boyfriend. You spent more time at his apartment anyways.

Your arrival came within the next 10 minutes, and you quickly walked the path to his front door. You didn't feel the need to knock since you had your own key, you had it made black to fit his vibe.

Forcing the door open, fighting against the strong wind, and trying to shut it quietly, not quietly enough apparently.

"Oh- Hey Y/N, Fushiguro's in his room" You whip your head around as his roommate, Yuji, pokes his head through the hallway entrance before he quickly retreats back into his man cave room.

"Thanks!" You call out, you could've guessed where Megs was, but you appreciate it none the less.

"Hey" you say as you walk through the door to your boyfriends room.

"Hey- you're soaked." Megumi deadpans and gets up from his bed to throw you one of his hoodies and pair of pajama bottoms you left.

"huh, I couldn't tell" You roll your eyes and begin to peel the wet clothes off your body and you notice a lingering stare. "Easy tiger, I only came for a charge" You wave your phone with a smile and toss it on the bed next to him.

"Wow, I feel loved" Megumi retorts, though he still grabs your phone to plug it in on his nightstand.

"Maybe for your heater too." You laugh as he deadpans at you.

"Kidding" You smile and slip under the sheets next to him. "So....what are we watching?"

Megumi glances to you then back to his show and angles his phone towards you.

"Animal Planet"

You snort, "Should've guessed" you reach your hand out to pinch his cheek.

'"Hmph" He smiles and moves to get closer, your head lays on his chest and his arm finds its way around you. The way his heart beats and the pattern the rain creates against the window calms you. Adnt the two of you are just laying still enjoying listening to the deep voice of the narrator explain the natural predators of penguins in the artic through Megumi's phone. Everything felt just right, and Megumi craned his neck to kiss your forehead.

"Hey Megs-"

RING RING RING

"Ah!" The loud ringing from your phone had made you accidently jump up and bump heads with Megumi.

"Owwww.." you whine and rub your head. Megumi leans back and groans.

RING RING RING

Megumi frowns and grabs your phone to look at the caller ID.

"Its Nobara."

"What?" You whine. "I thought she was with Maki?"

You grab the phone from him and answer the call.

"Hello?"

"Heyy, can you unlock the door, the powers out at Makis, and I lost my key." Nobara whines through the phone.

"The powers out there too, I went to Megs apartment, are you with Maki now?"

"shit. Yeah"

You give Meg a look, and he furrows his eyebrows, which makes you narrow your eyes to which he just stares back at you.

"Hellooo?"

You then stick you lip out, 'pleaaseee' you mouth and he rolls his eyes at you before pulling your lip and you bite his finger.

"Um yeah, just stop by Megs I'll leave the door unlocked."

"Ok cool be there in a bit." Nobara hangs up.

"Hey, where are you going?" You pout at the loss of warmth when Megumi exits the bed. "Well since you decided to invite the whole town over, I am getting more blankets and pillows." He stated matter of factly.

"Psh whole town, you're lucky I don't text Gojo and tell him to come over too."

"You wouldn't" Megumi narrows his eyes at you and your cheeky smile.

"I could...but I won't, if you make me some mac' and cheese" You rub your hands together and tilt your head.

"Fine." He turns and knocks on yujis door. "Nobara's on her way". After a few seconds of rustling the door is yanked open.

"Cool! Movie night!! Imma go make popcorn" Yuji grins and makes his way down the hall and to the kitchen.

Soon, Nobara and Maki arrive and settle into the nest of blankets and pillows that you helped Megumi arrange in the living room. Yuji hands out bowls of popcorn and keeps the large bowl to himself which makes you giggle. Maki sits on the edge of the couch with Nobara on her right. You and Meg take the big fluffy blanket and camp out on the right side of the couch. Yuji finds himself plopped in the middle of both the couples and covers himself with a spiderman themed blanket with the remote in his hand.

"So what movie we watchin'?" Yuji asks as he flips through the movies on Netflix.

"Little mermaid?" You suggest.

"Um Alladin?" Nobara throws out.

"No" Everyone turns to look at Megumi

"what..?" He looks confused "that movie is so old.." He looks away with a tinge of red on his cheeks.

"Fushiguros right, something new, like Frozen!" Yuji exclaims already beginning to search for the movie.

Maki groans "That movie came out in 2013, give me the remote-"

The door slams open

"I heard its movie niiiiight!!"

Everyone lets out a collective groan, except for yuji. "Yeah! Gojos here!" The boy exclaims and leaps over the couch to bring him into the pile.

Megumi turns to glare at you and you feel his hand flick the back of your head.

"What?! I didn't text him!" Megumi shoots you another look "I swear!".

"I hope you guys don't mind, I invited him" Yuji rubs the back of his head sheepishly and everyone sighs.

"...so anyways we were just about to put on frozen, sit!"

"Frozen? Sweet!" Gojo grins and makes his way to the foot of the couch and makes him self comfortable.

Well this was going to be an interesting night..

#gn reader #gender nuetral reader #jjk #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #megumi fushiguro #jjk megumi #megumi #megumi x reader #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #maki zenin #anime #x reader

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elevatormusic · 2 years

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tag game q & a!!

thanks for tagging me @lemonkookies (on my main but whatever imma do it on this account)

favorite time of the year: autumn for sure. where i live we don’t get much of it but i love the vibes that time of year

comfort food: homemade mac and cheese. i could eat it every day honestly

do you collect something: okay it’s kinda weird but movie tickets. i have kinda stopped because of covid but anytime i go to the movies i keep my tickets (i think my oldest is from 2013)

favorite drink: gonna assume this means non alcoholic so lol dr pepper. but only in fountain drink form. idk it tastes better that way

current favorite song: umm okay either candy sugar pop or more by astro. good shit highly recommend

favorite song of all time: don’t do this to me. fuck i sat here for like five minutes debating. imma give top five because i’m mad it took me so long.

hey there delilah by plain white t’s

mr. brightside by the killers

the scientist by coldplay

oh ms believer by tøp

bohemian rhapsody by queen

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theyscreamjade · 3 years

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Okay but hear me out! Bakugo, Shinsou, Hawks, and Dabi with an s/o from the south (Like Texas or Atlanta) and she’s as thick as her accent. She calls em “Baby, Honey, Sugar, Sweetie”: Whatever she calls em, that accent is the cherry on top. Sis got the meals down pat (yes, she will make fried chicken for Bird boy with Mac n cheese and collard greens). Don’t get me started on how she don’t take shit from no one but she’s the sweetest thang they’ve met! 😩

Southern Bell

HONEY! YOU AINT SAY NOTHING BUT. A. WORD! As a Floridian and a BLACK one add that, Imma add some spice to this. I hope you like it.

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Keigo Takami

* Imma be honest with you. IF HE DOESNT MARRY A SOUTHERN WOMAN. I swear!

* This man will be BLESSED TO HAVE YOU! BLESSED.

* I can hear that grease popping now and swoop, there he is. HE. IS. READY. FOR. THAT. CHICKEN!

* You make that smacktastic meals that’ll have him just drooling at the mouth for that buttery goodness of dinner.

* Someone put him on chicken livers and gizzards. (I’m south as hell, I know.)

* Everyone gonna wonder why he’s READY to get back home after work. Cause them greens be calling his name!

* Call him Honey and see what he does. See what he does!

* That little ego of his goes and he’s a blushing man. His wittle burst heart just explodes.

* That attitude though, you’re sweet a sugar but violent as hell. You almost murdered Endeavor because he talked shit about that sweet potato pie.

* Talking about pumpkin and sweet potato tastes the same. You turned a piece of chicken into a weapon and those feathers had to swoop your ass before you could do damage.

* He almost got smacked into the next century.

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Hitoshi Shinsou

* Him with a southern bell is on my bucket list of things to see. I know that’ll become cute shit right there.

* His calm and quiet demeanor with an adorably thick beauty like you is a match made in the highest heaven.

* It’s rather adorable to see him so curious to watch you cook because you add your style to it. If it was playing music, humming, or just going by your hands and letting the seasonings in like that.

* It’s cute that you do that.

* How in the hell you go from making a small meal to a full-course dinner is beyond me but you know he’s gonna eat it.

* For some strange reason, I see Shinsou as a pound cake guy. He likes how simple and sweet it is but it came to be made into a variety of delicious desserts.

* Fried pork chop is his favorite meal and you can’t change my mind. He needs a pork chop, some sweet peas, mashed potatoes with gravy and BUTTER, and lastly a tall glass of RED kool-aid in them granny cups.

* Shinsou gives me the biggest sugar or babe vibes more than anything. He won’t admit it, but he loves it when you call him that. It’s cute to hear that southern accent slide with it.

* On another note, Denki almost got killed one time. Yep, Sparky did.

* He walked into the kitchen during thanksgiving and pointed at the pot of greens in the sink...AND PROCEEDS TO TOUCH IT...imma stop there.

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Katsuki Bakugo

* PLEASE HAVE YOUR HOT SAUCE READY WITH THIS MAN! NOT SRIRACHA, HOT SAUCE. THE REAL KNOWS THAT KYRSTALS ARE ALWAYS ON POINT.

* Just know it’s going on EVERYTHING!

* In greens, chicken, beans, corn, cabbage, everything.

* Bless him with that cream corn, smothered corn beef, and rice.

* GIVE HIM THE SUNDAY, WAITING ALL DAY AFTER CHURCH MEAL. That one meal you skip breakfast for because it’s so good but the pastor gotta carry that sermon for longer than necessary to get a point across.

* Even though he doesn’t eat sweets as much, he loves your peach cobbler. The delicious flaky crust with a delicious peach filling, just makes him happy.

* Katsuki likes to be called sweetie by you. That little southern twang slaps off your tongue and he silently admires it every time.

* He was nearly falling from his chair when Izuku nearly saw his life flash before his eyes for the nineteenth time and he’s why.

* Someone needs to educate him on the difference between cleaning your chicken and FULL BLOWN WASHING THAT BITCH WITH DAWN DISHWASHING SOAP.

* Never again, Deku. Never again.

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Touya Todoroki

* Right off the fucking bat, Imma say this. You’re the honorary chef of the group and you’re in charge of making the meals.

* Everyone hated how Dabi was being blessed with your meals and they weren’t getting any.

* Haters gonna hate. You opened them to a whole new world of delicious things including the amazingness of fried foods within the hideout.

* Each day is a day of unexpected wonders and trust me, they’re not picky. Not anymore, that’s another story for the end.

* Dabi gives me a more biscuits guy than cornbread or rolls.

* And when the kitchen isn’t used as a area of fornication, he’ll offer his assistance. If it’s something that’s too hot or a jar you need him to open, he’ll open it.

* But it’s more you and Twice thing though, it relaxes him a bit and chills those bipolar thoughts of his when his minds at ease a bit. You teach him new things and he appreciates it.

* Dabi loves it when you call him sweetheart, sugar, or he’ll even his name. Your accent is very obvious to him and he loves hearing it in his ears.

* Dabi eats anything and doesn’t blink an eyelash when he sees the large plate you made for him.

* Shigaraki, on the other hand, learned his lesson. Dusty almost got smacked for saying your chicken was dry. YOUR CHICKEN?!

* You didn’t have to roast my baby that hard that night though..comparing him to a Popeye’s biscuit.

#my hero academia #bnha fanfiction #my hero academy fanfiction #my hero academia fanfiction #i hope you like this #my hero academia scenarios #bnha bakugo katsuki #bnha hawks #bnha shinso hitoshi #bnha dabi #dabi x reader #shinsou x reader #bakugo x reader #hawks x reader

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astrologalz · 3 years

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*OFFICiAL* Top 10 zodiac signs

yo yo. soph here. Back at it again with my lit reviews. yo. so. im going to be ranking the zodiak signs. my opinion is the only opinion. suck my nads. which i dont have by the way xd.

1- LEO] Yeah thats right beaach. i run this biz and my sign the best because i am the best and you are not the best. nads.

2- aries] them bitches can fight on god. they got some nasty bloodlust but its kind of hot ngl. would let them stab me on my way back to my appartment.

3- skorpio] chill as fuck. smoked a bowl out of a garfield pipe with them once. tasted like shit but i loved the vibe they brought to the table.

4- pisces] idk ummmmmmm they’re cool i guess. would put them in my inner circle ez. i am overly attached to these people.

5- libruh] nah.

6- cancer] !!!!!!!! owo -_- -[0_0]- :P mmmmmmmmm

7- stegosaurus] the best toes. HANDS DOWN. Tasty. SUcculent. Sweaty and salty. god i am so aroused right now.

8- gemini] G for gemini, G for gamer. Will call you n word in roblox and swat your house no questions asked. they can carry me in valorant tho so they aight.

9- Tartar] name says it all. they a little slow. usually bisexual but hey that means u get 2 times the attention. I crave human contact :)

11- capri-sun] certified banger of a human being. will be your dad or will be your daddy. also they make some gucci mac and cheese for thanksgiving. yummy! :3

12- Aquarius] Ah, yes. I cannot believe the amazing potential and love these people show me. It is like they wrap you in a warm blanket and tuck you in to bed with their unshaken confidence. I shall not be swayed by any other signs, for these blessed humans are but a gift to this extravagant Earth.

13- Virgin]

yo yo yoooooooo. thx homies for checking out mi list. yall super lit and imma fuck with you till the day i drop. SHEEEEEEEEE. yo, peace out home fries and ill boggie on over to yall next time i get my password back.

-soph

#astrology #astrologypost #thesigns #zodiac #signsranked #sunsigns #aries #taurus #gemini #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #pisces #astrologalz #soph

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expired-monster-craft-smp · 3 years

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Vibes Dream SMP members give off (in my opinion)

Dream

Barked at people in high school ironically but it became unironic real quick

Can’t cook very well but is good with a knife, especially at a fast pace

One of those kids who either purposely spells the first word wrong in a spelling bee to just be done with it right away or tries the hardest and manages to win (there is no inbetween for this heathen)

Bites ice cream with his teeth

Has snorted pixie stix far too many times and sneezed blue after each time

Eats bananas with the peels

Wears mismatched socks

Has taken a bite out of a pool noodle because he liked the texture and impulsively bit it (ADHD things✨😌)

Walks around looking extremely high but he’s just spacin out and stuck in his head

Dreams (lmao) in Minecraft and video games in general

Will flirt with anything that moves but has no idea how to respond to compliments

Makes fun of himself first before anyone else can

Has eaten an orange peel and it wasn’t that bad in his humble opinion

Wears khaki shorts

Eats the wax part of the baby bell cheese

Doesn’t actually know what genre his music taste is cause he vibes to everything

Georgenotfound

Picks at the skin on his lip when it’s dry so it bleeds and he tries not to give in by licking his lips often enough to the point where it became a habit

Wears velcro shoes because he doesn’t feel like tying them (he knows how, he just doesn’t wanna do it)

Eats peanut butter straight from the jar

Makes that disgusting “ants on a log” thing (celery stick filled with peanut butter topped with a row of raisins)

Can’t drink milk plain, it’s gotta have some sort of flavour

Can draw a perfect straight line but his circles look Terrible

Eats cheez-its like cereal without milk

Loves making little noises so much like he walks around his house doin chores and he’s just goin “memememenownownwnkwkshskshkshskhs”

Hates wearing socks

Coloured his tongue with highlighters because they’re non-toxic

Constantly tapping his feet and hands to a song/beat playing in his head

I can’t imagine this man using a bike of any sort, so Imma say he doesn’t know how

Can’t be licked by dogs because he’s used to being licked by his cat so it makes him uncomfortable

Can actually sing pretty well but gets real nervous in front of people so he fucks it up

Sapnap

No idea how to cook anything other than Mac and cheese please help this man

Meows at cats because he wants to confuse them and laughs Way too hard when he does (his laugh is like sunshine so I’ll allow it)

Would be fantastic at braiding hair Idk why

Gives the BEST fuckin hugs EVER

When singing, he makes noises for the instrumental parts too

Wanted to play the drums at one point

Really likes pit bulls but he’s more of a cat person so he loves them from afar

Only vaguely knows how to shave his face properly without hurting himself

Opportunities for him come up out of pure luck but mans is skilled for them so it works out well almost Always

Used to or currently has a skateboard and isn’t too bad

ALWAYS has bruises appearing everywhere for no reason, he doesn’t even know where 90% of them are from

Calls his friends twinks to jokingly bully them and gets away with it because he himself is not a twink

Gets sudden bursts of energy in the middle of the night and just shimmies around a bit to try and deal with it

Favours spearmint over peppermint

Arsonist

Banned from three (3) Dave & Busters in Texas

Badboyhalo

Washes his hands after doing literally anything

Likes the bird exhibits at the zoo (specifically the penguins)

Very good at cooking, best at soups and stews

If he painted his nails they would definitely be a baby blue

Overthinks very simple things and it makes him look less smart than he actually is

Drinks tap water

Probably prefers whiskey over beer

Knows how to tap dance a bit

Surprisingly good at taking and handling shots

Steady hands

Adds extra chocolate to hot chocolate

Plays sudoku and is really really good at it (only uses pen when he plays)

Everytime he sees a Himalayan salt lamp he NEEDS to lick it despite knowing it’s very salty and he’ll pull a face afterwards

Not great at Rock Paper Scissors

Wears sunglasses inside for no reason at all, he just,,,Does

Still has a stuffed animal from childhood perched on his bed

Probably tried his hand at archery

Tommyinnit

He has no idea how to use a baby voice on children or animals, so he just talks to them normally

Wears socks to bed

His fingers are double jointed

Always starts twitching if he stays still for too long because he’s gotta move around

His shoes and have different laces and it bothers everyone but himself

Doodles on himself in class when he’s bored or not paying attention

Has really good hearing, both with pitch and volume

Can’t eat tomato’s by themselves, it’s either gotta be in sauce form or with something else

FUCKING LOVES STRING CHEESE

Terrible handwriting

Favourite part of a slice of bread is the crust

Wants to paint his nails black to be cool and edgy but his hands are far from steady and he has no clue how to paint nails

Pretty affectionate with close friends (like Tubbo and Wilbur) off stream/camera

He likes pears for some reason

Wilbur Soot

Is constantly having to decide between leaving his hair as is or shaving all of it off

He also thinks about adding some colour but never actually does

Most tea is gross to him

Everytime he puts a breath mint thats circular in his mouth, he pretends it’s a pill and he’s taking drugs because he thinks that’s funny

He does that vacant state as a joke but that really what he looks like when he’s spacing out

Likes to aggressively flirt with his male friends but if his female friends flirt with him, he gets a bit flustered

Has probably accidentally swallowed a guitar pick

Once drank two entire jars of pickle juice

Bonks his head on anything and everything

He has broken a pair of glasses by walking face first into a pole outside

Thinks kinetic sand is fun

Has passionate arguments with others about trivial and random topics like chicken feet

Can open a beer bottle with his teeth

Would accidentally pop and swallow a bracket if he had braces

Tubbo

Hates sharp cheddar cheese

Everytime he learns a new word it’s in every sentence he says for the next week or so

Ate candle wax for a dare once

Doesn’t know how to tie a tie and will probably never learn

Wanted to do ballet at one point but decided not to

He has eaten multiple flowers for absolutely no reason other than wanting to know how they taste

Starts vibrating if he’s too excited

Used to bite his nails

ABSOLUTELY DESPISES MUSTARD

Has eaten paper and says it doesn’t taste that bad

Enjoys telling his friends how much they mean to him (this has resulted in Tommy and Wilbur crying on a few seperate occasions)

Spaces out a lot and doesn’t often pay attention to his surroundings

Gets lost inside of Best Buy’s

Likes s’mores but doesn’t properly understand how to make them

Technoblade

Learned to cook purely out of spite and found it’s actually pretty fun

Constantly getting smacked in the face by trees when walking outside

Really likes apple pie

Everytime he looks at potatoes he thinks of all the hours he spent trying to win the potato war

Starts things as a joke and gets too into it

Doesn’t like the taste of most energy drinks

Has rubbed salt and lemon juice into an open wound to just,,see how it felt (he did it once and Hated it but did it again because he forgot what it felt like)

Sometimes hates how quiet he is because everyone he knows is loud and talks over him

Despite how he is portrayed in the Dream SMP, he is extremely loyal to his friends and would kill for them

Over seasons his food because he can’t taste it otherwise

Really good balance

Doesn’t like to wear bright colours, but still enjoys wearing colours

Good at knitting

Quackity

Actually fairly quiet when off camera

Will accidentally use Spanish grammar while speaking English sometimes

Country music confuses him

Doesn’t really like kids but they really like him

Can’t dance

Hardest drugs he’s ever done is second hand smoke from a cigarette and children’s Tylenol

His favourite jolly ranchers are the red and blue ones

He uses lighters as fidget toys basically

Will have a breakdown, take a bubble bath, and call himself the self care king

Dehydrated

Wants a pet rat but he already has a cat and doesn’t wanna risk anything

Constantly questions why his main source of income is playing Minecraft with two 16 year olds

Karl Jacobs

Probably ate a spider once

Would wear those socks that are like gloves for you feet where it separates all the toes

Eats ravioli straight from the can, cold

Can answer an incredibly complex math equation fairly easily but will stumble over 12x11

Loves kids so much and speaks to them in a soft voice

Tried making ramen in a coffee pot and broke it

Drinks 2 monster energy drinks a day on average

Likes to open walnuts with his teeth but doesn’t actually eat them

The embodiment of that one John Maulany joke where he says you could spill soup in his lap and HE’D apologize to YOU

Loves physical affection so so much!!!!

If he moves his wrists in a certain way, they pop Really Loudly

Fantastic at making cookies

Fundy

Lowkey actually a furry but more on like, a cat boy level than fursuit level

Drives a Honda Civic

Likes ABBA

Adds parsley to almost anything he makes food-wise

Loves garlic bread so much, he’d commit a federal crime for it

Middle child vibes

Decent at skiing

Good at singing but isn’t terribly confident

Seems responsible at first glance but in reality he’s pretty chaotic and childish

Bad at spelling

Always cuts his nails way too short so they always feel weird/hurt

Likes bracelets and rings

Thinks pastel colours slap

JSchlatt

Despite the character he plays, he’s actually really sweet

He’s genuinely that cryptic off camera as he is on camera

Can cook but chooses not to most of the time

Would probably say “what pussy size you wear” to anyone who asks him to buy pads

Not actually as intimidating as he appears to be

Lowkey would fight a child

Shuts down when someone compliments him, often using aggression as a front because holy shit they just called him handsome and kind what the Fuck-

Jokingly says his license is suspended but in all actuality he never got his license in the first place

He has two (2) extra teeth but they don’t need to be removed so he kept them

Has a stick n poke of a stickman on his ankle he got in high school

Likes physics

This is already very long, and I still plan on adding more.

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draganasimpsforjeff · 3 years

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Uhhhh,,,, do ya happen to have any Masky and/or Hoodie hc? Thanks for taking a look at my ask lmao-

Hehhe lets get this bread may switch from Masky/Tim to Hoodie/Brian just bc I'm too lazy to change it

• even though I headcanon Tim as older, doesn't mean he's more mature

• has learned the "meme language" as he calls it, like tea, fleek, queen, big dick energy,.etc

•but only to confuse poor Hoodie

• "Literally Jeff is a fucking rat, why don't we just hit him with a broom till he yeets out of the window?"

• Brian, terrified and clutching his coffee. "Excuse me?"

• they are stupid competitive

• but usually Hoodie knows his limit...however

• Masky has once tackled a creepypasta during a game of football, but didn't realize it was near a patch of poison oak bc all he saw was "BALL"

• just ball ball ball...red...tackle...get ball

• so this fucker got real itchy the next day and had to use a shit ton of ointment

• It amuses Hoodie when Toby gets on Tim's nerves, as long as its not a seriously high impact of a mission, but if it is, Hoodie will quickly shut that shit down

• Hoodie is the one that drives. He doesn't like Masky doing it with his impulsive nature and seizures and Toby....just no.. so Hoodie drives

• Tim cannot cook for shit. Unless its simple things like mac and cheese or other pasta...and don't let him bake, this dude doesn't know anything about following directions and just adds whatever he wants

• alright alright, So, imma say that Brian/ Hoodie use to skateboard, cuz he's got that vibe, yknow? And not just cruise but like tricks too

• only time his confidence is higher than Jeffs...how is that possible?

• Hoodie will know if he trusts someone or not. But makes it stay internally while Masky will just flat out, "I DONT FUCKING LIKE YOU"

• Hoodie often feels like a single parent with an impulsive, raged older son and a emotionally unstable younger son who makes things harder than they have to be

• give this poor man a drink...pls...or 10.

• cannot draw for shit, but sing? Oh they sound like angels, only time they are pretty calm even though Hoodie has stage freight, he can get lost in it.

#creepypasta #creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta headcanons

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greenbriar-j · 3 years

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Alrighhhttt I got a decent amount of work done today so to unwind imma eat some instant Mac and cheese and put on the haikyuu OST while making a Pinterest board for my new wip to nail down the ~vibes~

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readbythestarlight · 3 years

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Sam-ta Claus

I love that hoodie omg

Yeah okay I’m still not sure why they’re pretending Vess is still alive

Like do they not realize that by doing this the Assembly can now actually accuse them of the murder and make them enemies of the Empire, or at least the Assembly, whereas if they’d just let the guards know what happened from the start it would have been much less awful???

[[MORE]]

Good okay I’m glad Caleb is thinking about this at least

Jester and Cad being a couple of nerds sledding on their shields lol

Lol awww poor Cad baby xD

Imma need art of that

Snowboarding down on her sword omg Yasha

Carry Beau on your shoulders along the way :P

Okay so Dagon has worked with the Tomb Takers?

I heard that Hobbit reference!!

Veth and Jester writing Dagon a tragic love story xD

I’m gonna need art of this cuddle pile

Hmmm one of the TT maybe?

YESSSS Fjord

Turns out it’s Essek and he messages Jester awkwardly like "hello yes is everything alright Fjord was very threatening"

Fuck that’s a god point. What if Cree took some of their blood?

It’s Gotta be Lucian spying on them right?

Uh oh

Frozen body?

Spooky pillar thing?

Y’all just can’t not touch things huh

Dummies

And they only needed to stand 10 more feet back lol

Oh god imagine if this TPK’d

I love Jester but she is the biggest Disaster Cleric

Oh Jesus

Y’all need to STOP

Dagon is valid

"What’s wrong with you?!" I also want to know that

Beau being the voice of reason is amazing

Wow thanks now I want Mac and cheese

YES READ THE POEM

FINALLY

Beau and abs, shorn, envelope all crossed out lol

Okay here goes

"Beau

Uh yeah this was a poem but then I realized it was a dumb poem and I can’t write poetry.....

I’ve watched you, I don’t mean that in an creepy way...

I know that you know this by now but it takes me a minute to open up...

I watch, I observe, I take it all in...

You’re strong, you’re a leader, you’re really smart, you’re really funny, you’re honest even when it hurts, but the thing I really like about you is that you love so fiercely"

Okay I can’t keep up by typing but I’m dying

"You make me feel safe" GOOD

"I know no matter what you’ll have my back, no questions asked—Yasha"

GOOD yes so much better than a cheesy poem

Aw BEAUUUU

That was so good

Jester is gonna

Caleb read it to her?

Oh wow okay that’s soft

Admittedly I did not expect him to read the whole story

It’s cute

But I’m also getting vague "end of Pan’s Labyrinth" vibes which would be sad

Okay good he’s not dead

That was sweet

Liam omg that’s amazing!

Children’s book immediately please

Alright I need to sleep let’s go to bed

Uh-oh

Giants?

Cad will just talk them out of the fight

Oh wait yetis that makes more sense

It’d be nice if they maybe didn’t kill them and let them go maybe

To make up for all the times they needlessly killed other people :P

Awww, I’m glad they decided not to kill them

Oh good, that means they’re on the right track at least

Beau stop trying to read his diary xD

I love these yeti guys

It’s so nice that they’re letting them stay the night. They’re so sweet.

Oh no

Yeah I don’t like this

Yes good a question I’d like an answer to as well, Jester

Oh hon, he’s not Molly anymore

I don’t trust him at ALL

Also Goddamn his accent is so good

Like why would he want them? Are they going to be some kind of sacrifices? Like there’s no reason to have them along.

Well Dagon knows Vess is dead now

I’m not sure why they’re all being so weird about what Beau is saying, she’s right? Just listen and pretend and gather info. It’s what she does?

Idk what Caleb’s problem was especially but he needs to chill a bit

Anyway bye Dagon!

#critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #emi watches critical role

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segsation · 3 years

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thanks for the tag bud @oopmyheartwent-obx

name: morgan

gender: female

height: 5’2

time: 6:57 pm

birthday: july 7

favorite bands: tøp, waterparks, one direction, all time low

favorite solo artists: mgk, yungblud, jxdn (get past the fuckboy vibes i promise his songs slap)

song stuck in my head: california by girlfriends

last movie: imma be real it was chinese and they never translated the title so umm i’m not entirely sure

last show: ultimate note (i type as i’m watching it)

when did i create this blog: feb or march 2020 i think

last thing i googled: a restaurant menu

other blogs: leonardodafic. made it like three months ago. only have like two posts but it’s there. do be writing some dumbass reviews if y’all are into that

do i get asks: not very many but i do love them very much

why did i choose this url: um ty is my favorite player and idk i like puns

what do you post: mainly hockey. with a sprinkle of my drawings and other fandoms

following: 108

followers: 163. won’t lie lost some followers after the wjc finals lmao

average hours of sleep: 3. insomnia bitches

lucky number: 4

instruments: used to be able to play two songs on the piano but

what i’m wearing: grey joggers, sunset curve sweatshirt, rainbow socks

dream job: to not work curator in an art museum

dream trip: rome. hi art history major speaking

favorite food: mac and cheese

nationality: american

favorite song: oof okay um ever- probably car radio by tøp. right now- concert for aliens by mgk

last book i read: finished- red white and royal blue. but i’m in the middle of cemetery boys

top 3 fictional universes to live in: percy jackson- my favorite universe/ book series on this planet. let me at zeus, teen wolf- no need to explain werewolves, once upon a time- i fuck hard with fairy tales ngl

okay tagging: @ayohockeycheck @brockadoodles @fairbanksicedogs (no pressure to do it obviously)

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enjscurls · 4 years

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How much would you hate me if I were to ask all of them? I guess pretty much, so I'm gonna go with 2,4,15,16,52,53 <3

Before I even start I must state that I could never hate you >:( 💕 be intimidated by my love

Now for the questions!

2 - "How old are you?"

I'm 17 and already having a midlife crisis babeyyyy 😎

4 - "What is your zodiac?"

I'm (only just) an Aries! I was born the day before it changes to Taurus :)

15 - "Favourite song?"

As of current I'm vibing to 'god save me, but don't drown me' by YUNGBLUD because his voice just makes me 😍

I don't actually know what my favourite song of all time would be tho

16 - "Favourite movie?"

Other than Les Mis, it's ABSOLUTELY Captain America: The Winter Soldier because I'm a SLUT for Bucky Barnes

52 - "Favourite food?"

I seriously wish I had an interesting answer here but I'm a picky eater due to ~sensory issues~ so uhhh, imma have to say mac and cheese

53 - "Favourite foreign food?"

I'm a sucker for Italian food yo! I can't choose between lasagne and gnocchi. I love Asian cuisine too!

#logan speaks #ask #cumbercookiebatchs

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alexa-crowe · 4 years

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A 2004 Kid Watches GoT S1E1

That’s me, I just finished watching the very first episode of Game of Thrones. I was live Tweeting, but now I’m going to ruminate using my Tweets before watching episode 2.

First off, there’s a lot of problems with this show. It’s nothing obvious, but I feel like I need to say it because it’s a big problem: there’s a lot of unnecessary nudity of women. Sure, the actresses are consenting, but that doesn’t make it right. Just because a character is nude doesn’t mean the camera needs to show her boobs or naked body for fuck’s sake. Maybe if men were also nude as much it wouldn’t be so bad, but they aren’t. The writers of Game of Thrones sexualized women, which is abhorrent and disgusting. They “had” to age up the characters for nudity and sex scenes that were either unnecessary scenes or could not display nude bodies! It’s, quite frankly, disappointing. I just needed to get all that out.

Onto my actual thoughts of the first episode.

YO WHY TF DID THE NIGHT KING HAVE A HORRIBLE DEATH SEQUENCE WHEN THE WHITE WALKERS WERE LITERALLY THE FIRST PLOT THREAD INTRODUCED & THEREFORE THE MOST IMPORTANT?????? (like seriously, wtf. he’s literally the main villain of the story!!)

(okay but like what is the symbolism for?????)

oh lawd Arya is a feisty one and Bran’s super soft oh fuck I love: them. (YOU HEAR THAT?? I LOVE THEM!)

Jon, bby, ur a real Stark. (but seriously he’s literally a Stark. his mom’s Lyanna he’s legit a Stark lmfao no infidelity here, Cat.)

Oh shit NED U BETTER NOT—YOU BETTER BE THE “winter is coming that means white walkers” TYPE OR I WILL RESCIND MY MISPLACED DEVOTION TO YOU.

Omg direwolves i’m OMG JON’S A SMART ONE! HA! WHOULDA THUNK?

Lol Jon’s a real Stark fuck off Theon

If I have to watch Cersei and Jaime be romantic or sexual istg i’m gonna throw up a little in my mouth.

Please don’t hit me w twincest in the first episode prayers as I take a bathroom break (they hit me with the twincest 😭)

Also, King’s Landing is soooo beautiful!

*squeals in Jaime-gasm*

ah...ahaha... He’s so hot i’m STOP LOOKING AT CERSEI JUST STOP STOP STOP IF HE MAKES ANY SORT OF LOOK OF LOVE AT HER I’M GONNA LOSE MY APPETITE.

Oomf me ser why is he so hot my GOD BRIENNE IS SO LUCKY 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 KBDJDVSIBSJDBDKDBDKDNKDBDKDNDKNDKDBDJDBKDBDNDBDNDBDJD

Okay but in all seriousness, who died? *Opens character guide* ohhh ok idc abt him lol

I was about to press play but...I just wanna appreciate Jaime for a moment. You know? Just...the outfit is...damn.

Also idk if i’m ready for this conversation between Jaime and Cersei. PLAY—

HE LOOKED AT HER WITH KINDA HEART EYES AND LOVING SMIRK (VER. ONE) I’M—

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I had to pause. Idk if i’m ready to proceed. Props to Nik tho bcs damn he knows how to do heart eyes. That’s not easy.

Ok ok ok I just need to get this over with and watch it.

OHHHHHHHHHH THEY THOUGHT JON ARRYN MIGHT’VE LEARNED ABT THEM FU—FUCK—FUCKING!

Issa raven~

Cat! ❤️❤️

Oop is this actually the episode where Bran gets pushed out of a tower? I hope not cuz oof that would suuuuuuuuuck

But also foreshadowing~~~~~~ hot damn if he hadn’t climbed a lotta shit wouldn’t have gone down... Woah.......... Holy crap...

Heyyyyyyy Joffrey!

Oh shit Sansa’s got a crush on the wrong guy.

Skksks Arya turned into Aya sk

Hot damn helmet hair is too sexy. Maybe i’ll just...leave it pause...right here...

No one should be allowed to be this sexy. No one.

Teehee I made a reaction pic lol

Jaime, sister-fucker: Tyrion, I’m disappointed in you for having sex with a whore even though you’re not related.

Tyrion: -_- right. Okay. Fuck off. I love you.

lmao their relationship is really cool

My mom came in the room to talk to me and she was like, “He [Jaime] looks like a shithead.” AND THEN I MENTIONED SHREK’S PRINCE CHARMING AND SHE WAS LIKE

I REMEMBER HIM AND THEY TOTALLY LOOK SIMILAR MAYBE THAT’S WHY I THINK HE’S A SHITHEAD

BSKBDODHDJ I’M DEAD DECEASED GONE LMFAO

This Jaime is peak shithead energy lmao

BWHAHAHA that wasn’t what I expected at all didhjdhd Jaime is kind but he’s closed himself off to everyone but Tyrion 🥺🥺 poor baby 🥺🥺 even Cersei doesn’t know his true self...

God I love this show already WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE RUINED WTF

i have since rescinded my previous statement FUCK why do i care so much...

Lyanna 🥺💕💕

Dany! She’s so pretty! *Bisexual mode activated*

Unnecessary boobage And why is there MORE incest vibes?????? WTF????? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh, Dany i’m sorry for everything that’s happened and will happen... 😔

Wait—wait lol Sansa’s only thirteen? I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIKE MY AGE AT LEAST HOLY COW WHY’S EVERONE SO FUCKIN’ YOUNG????

I feel old now lmfao

Lol they really did make Joffrey seem nice, didn’t they?

Oomf me ser UM—right, Jaime’s back, just as hot as always—I mean...

Ned Stark with the great comeback! Jaime Lannister with the sexiest smile of the century!

HAJSHKEBE Arya and Sansa are legit me and my sister. I’m Sansa and my sister’s Arya ksksbdkdb

OH SHIT! OH SHIT LYSA KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED OH SHIT oh ohhh ohhhhhh not good

Oh no Ned...

On another topic, I did this bdjndkdjdjdn

I’m tempted to rewind to Jaime & Ned’s convo just to make another reaction picture... I don’t wanna forget so imma do it now skskks

Here’s the pic:

Wait fuck he was already making heart eyes why did I cover them up

Oh, Dany... I’m so so so so so so sorry. But now she has the dragon eggs, at least.

Bye bye Ned :’(

OMG BRAN’S CLIMBING THE TOWER EYE—I WANT TO VOMIT GOD I’M SUPPOSED TO EAT DINNER RN BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE THAT’S VILE AND DISGUSTING AND ABHORRENT AND—

Ok but the fact that they don’t sound into it makes it a bit better. Only a bit. I don’t think I can eat my Mac n Cheese for a while tho. And I love Mac n Cheese :’(

Bran’s too young for this!

Idk if I can play it...no idk I just no no no no Jaime......... 😔☹️😨😰😖😵🤢🤮🤒

OH MY GOD JAIME YOU ARROGANT, SISTER-FUCKING, KING-SLAYING, BRIENNE-MOCKING, BRIENNE-HURTING, BOY-CRIPPLING, MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD-ASS PSYCHO HOW COULD YOU TRICK HIM LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING MONSTER!

Sorry, Ser Dad, but idk if i’ll be able to look at you for an hour or so

These can go in the trash. Bye. I WANT SEASON 2+ JAIME CUZ THIS ONE SUCKS ASS

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