“Monstrosity”
No one should be surprised Stark's idea of a household pet is a spider. And yet...
They find it scuttling about inside a tank. A giant thing that's been no doubt souped up by Hydra's sneaky potions ("Chemicals, Barnes! This isn't the Salem Witch trials."), surrounded by other tanks of dead, enlarged version of bugs which he would vehemently protest on finding creepy. Worse is when the thing turns all of its beady eyes on them, raising hair on Bucky's neck and arms. If the furry palp and legs aren't enough, that thing has a human eye dangling in one of the webs. The morbid scene is straight out of a cheap horror flick. And yet much worse than aliens or flying robots he is used to seeing everyday. Even Black Widow steps back in disgust at the sight of her fellow arachnid.
Steve looks at that thing for like one second before looking at Bucky like he wants to say ", there ain't gonna be any slipper big enough for this". Bucky shrugs back, shuddering at the thumping sound of its legs. "Well, we could let Hulk squash it."
Unfortunately, he says it out loud. And worse than their misfortune of finding the final boss of any horror game, Stark makes a wounded noise at the back of his throat, his faceplate up and eyes moist when he turns to the team, his back dangerously close to the cage. Any other time, Bucky would have hit him to keep himself open so wide. Specially in front of a thing that's got all its eyes on him like he's some tasty treat. ("No, Stevie. I am not a peckish old grandmother. Your boyfriend is a dumba—Stark, get off the sea serpent!") But today, right now, he is not getting any closer to the bug. So he'll wait for when Stark gets his peachy ass away from it.
"We're killing it?"
Steve's face falls at the sight of his beau's sad puppy look and oh, see! Bucky knew that idiot would be the downfall of the two of them.
"Don't do it, Steve," Widow hisses beside them. "Don't fall for it."
Tony looks alarmed.
"But, why?"
"Tony, honey, I know you have a thing for collecting strays. But there's a skeleton on the underside of its belly."
Oh, sweet lord. Bucky hides the symptoms of his rising disgust and bile behind the vibranium fist. And yes, there is a skeleton dangling from the spider's belly.
"I'm going to go hurl in a can," Barton announces cheerfully, then grabs Wanda by her collar and runs. "And if that thing does end up in the compound, I'm moving back to the farm!"
Stark makes a broken, choked up sound and Bucky would swear it doesn't sit right with a fifty-something man, but all of them sway forward to console the inconsolable man-child. Except when Natasha takes one step to motherhen the genius, the spider hisses and spits a web at her. Thankfully, there's an eight inch thick glass standing between them and the thing, so it's fine. Though it does send them all scuttling further away from the cage.
Stark turns to look at the spider, which looks back at him. The genius looks back at them and Bucky knows, right then and there, it's game over.
•••
"A giant spider?"
He sounds incredibly happy and excited. See, there's a reason why he hates babysitting for his punk of a best friend and his billionaire boyfriend on Friday nights. It's this very reason.
"Is it radioactive? Does it eat giant flies? Or smaller roaches? Is it male? Female? Is it going to lay eggs? Are you going to keep it in the compound? Can I see it?"
Stark doesn't look up from the various screens he has been studying for the last hour and yet seamlessly rattles off all the right answers to his brainchild. Or whatever the hell Parker is supposed to be. (Hey!)
"No. Possibly. Yes. Yes. No. No. Yes. Yes, if you swing by after you're done with your homework."
"Aw, come on!" Then. "Don't let Bucky have a fit before I get there."
Yeah. He hates the kid.
•••
There are exactly four people cooing over the freak of nature. And Bucky is appalled to see Banner is one of them.
"Don't call it a freak, Bucky. It's not nice," Banner intones, swiveling back to the screen with a scowl on his face. Both Tony and Peter have their heads bent over the notes on the table, while Harley Keener looks closer to vibrating out of his seat.
"Have we settled on the name yet?"
"Aragog? Or Gandalf?"
"Why the hell would we name it Gandalf?"
"The beard?"
"Well, then lets go with Furball!"
"Ugh, kids," Stark groans, then mouths 'Furball' and begins to cackle. If that doesn't prove Tony Stark is a man-child.
Bucky briefly entertains the idea of going over to Sam's place. At least there, he'll get to have sex. But then Stevie has him in a headlock and is dragging him over to the communal kitchen, where he'll no doubt spend all the time bemoaning losing Tony's attention to a bug. He could and would sympathize, if he wasn't so worried about being a giant spider chomp. So now, he settles for being miserable and silently plans his quick escape to DC.
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warnings: unedited and not proofread, feral sex , pda, mating press, breeding, man handling, overstimulation, assurance
Insatiable husband who has to be touching you in some way, always have to be fucking you, always have to be cumming inside your cunt ever since you brought up the idea that maybe you want a little one of your own.
Whenever you're in public, he'll have a hand at your hips or shoulder, squeezing just enough to convey that he's holding himself back from bending you over in public.
Your husband who can't help but strip you and bend you over at the doorway as soon as you get home. Him face is immediately buried in your cunt to prep you. He had to prep you, or else you won't be able to take his cock, or maybe you can but he doesn't want to hurt you just by putting it in; he wants you to hurt from too much pleasure.
Your husband who fucks you so good even while holding back cus if he doesn't then you'll be going at it for the whole day.
Your husband who lets go of control as soon as you begged him to breed you. He's immediately collecting you in his arms to go to the bedroom. Tossing and folding you into a mating press.
Your husband who continues fucking you even if you just came, and will continue fucking you until he's satisfied and is sure that it'll take.
Your husband who is so sweet and caring with you. Cleaning you up and preparing dinner for the both of you while you slumber.
Your husband who's scared that he'll vent his trauma into his parenting and end up harming your child. A husband who just wants to do good for his family, and he will, just please reassure him.
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Wanna know why I don't like Peter B.?
Because when Gwen was actively forced into homelessness in front of him, he literally didn't help at all. And then it gets framed on JESS.
Gwen asks for help. And Peter says this:
Jess asks him to stop talking.
And from this moment forward, Peter makes no effort whatsoever to help Gwen.
Mind you. This is AFTER Miles' escape. After the whole 'shocked Peter' gif. Peter knows Miguel is willing to get violent.
But that line is his only attempt to help.
Even as he watches Gwen be fully restrained and physically forced into the machine. He stands there and watches.
He doesn't try to web her. He doesn't try to stop the machine or talk to Miguel. He stands there in silence. Watching Gwen get sent home to a universe he knows she is homeless in.
And the movie just lets him. Despite the fact he's known Gwen longer than anybody in this room.
Instead, Jess is the only mentor at fault. We're told to blame her.
During this scene we never pan to Peter, standing there literally motionless as Gwen gets dragged away. He's not panicking, or trying to talk Miguel out of it. We're just expected to absolve him of blame.
It's Jess' fault. Jess is her 'failed mentor' - despite the fact that Peter has known Gwen longer, is shown to have a better relationship with her, and we're given no reason as to why he wasn't her mentor to begin with.
Jess says this, and we're supposed to judge her for it. While Peter said nothing at all. At most he made a joke and then shut up when he was told.
Jess might've believed she couldn't help Gwen - but what was Peter's excuse? Standing there and watching this happen? He doesn't feel the need to do anything, say anything, or even leave the room.
For him, watching this is fine. And Gwen NEVER confronts him about it.
We're not supposed to blame Peter for letting Miles and Gwen down, repeatedly.
Even when Gwen is being physically forced into homelessness in front of him.
We're told to blame the black woman when the white man who has known Gwen longer literally stands beside Jess motionless.
Had Hobie not left Gwen the watch - We're left to assume that Peter would've just... let her be homeless in her dimension.
He watched her get sent home, said nothing, then went home to his wife and kid to ponder whether or not he was a bad mentor.
Not if Gwen was okay. Or whether he should go check on her????
That's NOT OKAY???!!!! THAT'S TERRIBLE!!!!!!!
And this is the man we're supposed to be routing for? This, the dude who shows NO signs he was even gonna go and check on Gwen?
The dude who lets child abuse go down in front of him TWICE and he just stands there blinking? That's our Peter Parker?
And I'm supposed to be thrilled to have him on the team??? Despite the fact Gwen had to come TO HIM. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND???? Gwen doesn't see a problem with that?????
I'm supposed to be happy he's here? Forreal???
Oh joy. Thank you so much, Humbling Reality Spider-man. We love you.
I hate Peter B. ALL MY HOBIES HATE PETER B. (Not a typo)
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