YJ is not allowed on social media
Most capes have like an official hero social bc people just leave comments like ‘captain colds out again no class?? 👀’ instead of flagging down a hero or getting the police to get the nearest hero so most crimes are discovered through viral videos
And yj decides that they need to be on social media so they make ig and tiktok accounts which somehow led to them running a smear campaign against Lex while he was running for president
it’s mostly videos of Cassie in a superman onesie flying around pretending to save damsel in distress!Kon while Bart in an ill fitting bald cap is sitting behind a desk clearly made of cardboard as he mutters about how he’ll show everyone the truth and petting a picture of a cat with drawn on angry eyebrows then the video cuts to Bart way too close to the camera saying ‘A vote for Lex Luthor is a vote against happiness’ then the video ends with Cassie in the same superman onesie with a lightning bolt taped to the front of it claiming ‘this message was endorsed by captain marvel’ [a week later captain marvel makes a posts responding to the video in a captain marvel onesie reaffirming Cassie’s claim]
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Loki and Mobius have eaten the TVA’s key lime pie together, and it was one of the best desserts they’ve enjoyed.
When Loki disappeared into the Citadel, one of the first things Mobius did was go to the Automat to eat a key lime pie.
As he took his first bite, his brow furrowed. Had it always been too citrusy? Was it always this flaky? It had been perfect before.
There was no way that the recipe had been changed. The TVA didn’t work that way.
Mobius sighed and pushed away the pie, deciding that perhaps the only reason it tasted good in the first place was because Loki was there to eat it with him.
Without Loki, even the sweetest treats tasted different. Even his daily coffee lacked flavor. Nothing was the same.
For Mobius, everything was better when Loki was there to enjoy it too.
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Can we get something that women in their 30s and 40s might actually like? I mean, "hey! we have disposable income now! can you make something decent enough to spend it on?" I feel like if Marvel haven't figured out that there's a market for women here too then they've been sleeping. It'd be nice to get something before I'm as old as Bernie. :/
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i feel like the possibility of mobius and b-15 BURNING IT DOWN!!!! died completely the moment someone realised that the one obviously marketable thing about the loki series was the tva :|
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Tony: What the hell happened to you!?
Peter: So this nice guy stabbed me with some-
Tony: YOU WERE STABBED!?
Peter: Tony shush. I'm telling a story here. So he stabbed me with scissors then he ran away and I knew I shouldn't take them out because they were stopping the bleeding
Tony: at least you have some common sense
Peter: But then I chased him down 7 blocks on foot and swung 4 and I think all the motion made it worse
Tony: how much worse?
Peter: I can't reach the handle *passes out*
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